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Thank you very much, thanks. I was just...
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LEONARD: That is unbelievable,
good for Bert.
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Damn, the MacArthur Genius Grant.
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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Everything is stupid and I wanna go home.
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That's Sheldon's way of saying
he's proud of Bert, too.
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You know, it's not even called
the "Genius Grant,"
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it's the MacArthur Fellowship.
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Just like it's not Frankenstein,
it's "Frankenstein's Monster."
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Which brings us back to
that hulking simpleton over there.
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And if anyone's a genius, it's me
for the way I brought that full circle!
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- How much money did he win? Wow!
- Over half a million dollars.
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And he doesn't have to use it
for research,
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-he can do whatever he wants with it.
- Oh, good.
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Maybe he can build a nicer bridge
to live under.
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- Here he comes.
- Right. Be polite.
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- I know how to behave.
- Do you?
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RAJ: Hey, congratulations, Bert.
LEONARD: Yeah, good for you.
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Thanks. I was as surprised as anybody.
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When they called and told me I won,
I didn't believe them.
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And then they said, "No, you really won,"
and then I said, "Cool."
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Someone call George R. R. Martin,
this guy knows how to finish a story.
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Gotten pretty good at telling it.
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Well, see ya.
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Some "genius," I zinged him with sarcasm
and he didn't even notice.
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I know, and it was the greatest
sarcastic quip I've ever heard.
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Well, aren't you a peach.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(GROANS)
Who leaves their bike in the hallway?
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You know, if I knew how to ride one
I'd steal it.
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(PENNY SCOFFS)
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Ignore him, he's just cranky
because Bert from the geology lab
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won a big grant.
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Oh, I heard him interviewed on the radio!
You know, when they told him he won,
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he didn't believe it, but then
he did believe it. It was so funny.
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SHELDON: Who listens to the radio anymore?
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Bert is studying
the way microbes in rocks
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can survive
in extreme environmental conditions.
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Hmm, they say it could be a potential
indicator of life on other planets.
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No, I have met Bert, isn't he an indicator
of life on other planets?
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(LEONARD AND PENNY CHUCKLE)
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SHELDON: You used to make
those jokes about me.
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Now everything is "Bert, Bert, Bert."
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AMY: You know, Sheldon, maybe if you took
the time to read Bert's research,
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you'd be less bitter about him winning.
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(STUTTERS)
You want me to read a geology paper?
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Honestly, ljust want you to be quiet,
but I'm all out of taffy.
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(KNOCKING)
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You busy? There's somebody out here
who wants to meet you.
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- Who is it?
- Say hello to everybody's little friend,
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remote-control Stephen Hawking!
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(CHUCKLES)
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- Where did you get that?
- I found him in an old box. (CHUCKLES)
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Why would you buy it?
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I didn't buy it, I made it.
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Last question. What is wrong with you?
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- What's the big deal?
- Howie, it's in poor taste.
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No, it's not.
Check it out, he says fun stuff.
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(IN SPEECH SYNTHESIZER VOICE)
Hey, good lookin', want to go fora spin?
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His eyes also light up in the dark.
(LAUGHS)
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It's always fun
watching him read someone else's work.
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(SCOFFS)
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(GROANS)
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It's like scrolling through the emojis
on my phone.
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Why'?
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(GRUNTS) Why?
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Oh, that's why.
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Sounds like the night we had coitus.
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I hope you're happy making me read this.
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Bert's work is remarkable
and I'm more upset than ever.
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This is worse than
when I had to admit that
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Cedric the Entertainer's
actually entertaining.
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Sheldon, it's foolish to be angry
that Bert's work has merit.
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Yeah, well, lam angry!
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And you telling me not to be angry
makes me angry!
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And do you know how hearing myself
say the word "angry" over and over
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-makes me feel?
- Ooh! Angry?
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- What are you doing?
- I'm__
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(STUTTERS) I knew the answer,
I got excited. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Hey, buddy, why don't we go for a walk
so you can calm down?
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(SIGHS) That's a good idea.
I guess, everyone's having them now.
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Hey, I'm trying to help you.
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Fine, you can walk ahead of me
and scare off the pigeons.
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You just wave your arms a little
and they fly away, it's not...
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Okay, Raj, I'm gonna show you something.
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Now, one of us thinks it's offensive,
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the other thinks it's hilarious
and a great idea.
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But I'm not going to tell you
who likes it.
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This is tough.
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But, I'm going to say it's the guy
who shows me YouTube videos
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of people getting hit in the nuts.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You're crazy.
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I've worked with Hawking, he's got a great
sense of humor and I think he'd like it.
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Okay, call him and show him. I dare you.
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I have no problem calling him.
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- Fine, then do it.
- Fine, l will.
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While you're bothering
the world's most famous scientist,
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be sure to show him how funny he looks
getting stuck under our dishwasher.
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What's this button do?
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(IN SPEECH SYNTHESIZER VOICE)
Gentlemen, start your wheelchairs.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(LINE RINGING)
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You laughed
when that guy got hit in the nuts.
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I laughed because the guy was Leonard.
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- I admire you, Leonard.
- Really? Why?
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You're happy with who you are.
You don't get jealous of other people.
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Instead of being weighed down by ambition,
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you just float along
like a dead body in a river.
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I couldn't just take the compliment,
I had to ask why.
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You know,
I do understand what you're feeling.
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My brother and sister's accomplishments
have always been held over my head.
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How did you deal with it?
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I wet the bed until college,
but I don't think that's a quality fix.
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(GRUNTS)
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I can't believe
I was surpassed by a geologist!
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I mean, rocks!
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He studies rocks!
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If rock is so great,
how come paper beats it?
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Leonard, I'm having a primal urge
to throw this rock.
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Do it! Visualize it as your anger
and toss it out of your life.
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Perhaps, I will.
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This rock encapsulates
all my negative emotions.
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I will cast you far away.
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Feel free to take out a pigeon
while you're at it.
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Let it fly.
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Ow! Ow, ow, ow! (YELPING)
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What happened?
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I tried to let go of anger
and threw a rock into my foot!
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Then he got more angry and kicked the rock
with his other foot.
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- And what happened to you?
- Oh, I laughed so hard
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I burst a blood vessel in my nose,
it's fine.
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You know, it's one thing to be envious,
but now you're injuring yourself?
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- It has to stop.
- Although, if you're gonna do it again,
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please let me know
so I can get it on video.
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You know, Sheldon,
instead of fixating on what Bert has,
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you should appreciate all of the good
things in your life. You've got love,
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you're in good health,
you've got a roof over your head...
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Yeah, but you've got all those things,
and no one's lining up to be you.
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Anybody else wanna try?
I'm gonna go make some more tea
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and question my life choices.
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- You're up.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
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This is getting old fast, Dolores,
knock it off!
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(GRUNTS) Do you really think calling me
names is helpful?
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I do! Your life is fine, you big baby!
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- Maybe you're right.
- Really?
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If it helps, I'm questioning
your life choices, too.
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Thank you, Penny. You know, ljust need to
keep reminding myself
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-that Bert's success is not my failure.
- There you go!
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And that men of his large stature
are more susceptible to a wide array
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of life-threatening diseases.
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There you go.
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- What's up?
-l'm conducting a quick survey.
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Do you think this respectful and loving
tribute to a great man is in poor taste?
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'($9-
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- Do you think this is in poor taste?
- Does it spin around and do tricks?
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- Yeah!
- Then, yeah.
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- What do you think?
- That is hilarious!
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(LAUGHING)
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Give me the remote control, I wanna drive
him into the girls' restroom.
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All right, we're done, it's offensive.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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- Top of the afternoon, gentlemen.
- You're in a good mood.
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Oh, it's a new day, I have a new outlook.
You know, I realized
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I don't need to worry about other people,
I just need to think more about myself.
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Oh, how will we ever get used
to the new you?
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Well, I'm glad to see you moving forward.
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Bert did quality research, and he deserves
whatever accolades he receives.
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Wait, what is going on...
Did you upgrade his software last night?
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I think he might be learning on his own.
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Then the robot uprising has begun.
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Excuse me, I need to pay Bert
a proper congratulations.
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He doesn't just look like C-3PO,
now he walks like him.
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Bert, I wanted to let you know
that I read your research
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and your award is well-deserved.
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Thanks. I've been hearing that a lot.
Ever since I won, people think I'm great.
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Well, just this once you can count me
as people, too.
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You know, as a MacArthur Grant winner,
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I'm allowed to nominate someone
for next year.
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Really? I didn't know that.
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So I was thinking, you know,
engineers don't get a lot of respect.
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Is your friend, Howard,
working on anything cool?
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You know, I'm not sure. No, you'd have to
ask him. Excuse me.
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-(SHELDON GASPS)
-(CLATTERING)
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SHELDON". Leonard, I hurt myself again!
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Excuse me, I have to go
take some pictures.
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I can't believe you head-butted
a water fountain.
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No, I went to punch the water fountain,
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slipped in water
in front of the water fountain
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and hit my head on the water fountain.
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I can't imagine you being violent.
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It's not hard,
just picture The Three Stooges
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and then take away two stooges.
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I'm so disappointed in myself,
jealousy is completely illogical.
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It's a human emotion, Sheldon,
everyone gets jealous.
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I'm jealous of Leonard and Penny,
and Howard and Bernadette
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-for being in such happy relationships.
- What about me and Sheldon?
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Sure.
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I've always been jealous of how much money
Raj's family has.
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Thank you for saying that.
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Next to buying things, that is
the best part about having money.
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Well, ever since I met Penny,
I've been envious of her looks.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Aw, thank you.
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That's why I was so happy
when you cut your hair off.
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What?
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You know what I mean. You were still hot,
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but more like a "Why'd that hot girl
cut off all her hair" hot.
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Well, you liked my hair short, right?
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Yes, I loved it!
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Love you, love the hair,
would love to change the subject.
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Seriously, none of you liked it?
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I thought it was brave,
does that count as liking it?
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You know, how come nobody's talking about
Howard's dopey haircut?
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- I think he looks cute.
- I think you're cute.
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- I think you're both cute.
- I think I hate all of you nerds.
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- Sorry, I'm moving slowly.
- I don't mind.
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If you pull a butterscotch
out of your pocket,
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it'll be like I'm walking with my grandma.
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Oh, no.
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(GRUNTS) A plaque?
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(STUTTERS) Nobody wants to see this!
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Well. Change "plaque" to "mixed-race
couple" and you are my grandma. (CHUCKLES)
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I can't take this anymore.
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Bert. Bert. Bert.
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- BERT: Come in.
- All right, let's do this.
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Bert, we need to talk.
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- What happened to you?
- Rock, rock, water fountain.
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I am not proud of this, but I've been
envious of your recent success.
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Wow.
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I won the MacArthur Grant,
everyone's jealous of me...
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Once I get Lasik,
I'll be out of things to wish for.
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I was hoping by admitting my weakness
to you, I'd somehow be unburdened.
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Is it working?
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No, now that you know my weakness
I hate you more than ever.
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Well, you know, we're both pretty smart.
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I bet if we put our heads together,
we could come up with a solution.
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Hang on. You're my enemy.
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Now if the enemy of my enemy is my friend,
and right now I'm my own worst enemy,
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that makes you my friend...
Okay, I'm good to go.
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Great, now that we're friends,
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wanna see if we can get tickets
to a taping of Ellen?
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- You know what, this isn't going to work.
- Sheldon, wait.
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You know,
you've got a lot to be happy about.
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You're at the top of your field,
you have a great girlfriend.
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(GASPS) Yes! That's right, I have Amy!
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In the past,
you've professed feelings for her.
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Does it eat you up inside that I have her
and you don't?
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It used to. But now that I'm rich
and successful, I think I can do better.
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I can't believe you punched Bert.
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I didn't punch him.
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He turned around and I gave him
a Captain Kirk karate chop.
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Not even sure he knows I did it.
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Hey, Sheldon, I've got someone here
who might make you feel better.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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-(LEONARD CHUCKLES)
- Professor Hawking?
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I understand you're struggling
with professional jealousy.
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Thanks, Leonard,
now he's not gonna think I'm cool!
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Don't worry, I know how you feel.
I have never won a Nobel Prize.
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Oh, wow, that doesn't seem fair.
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It's fine, I've been on The Simpsons.
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But how do you deal with the success
of your colleagues?
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I remind myself
every scientific advancement is a victory.
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Also, I was on Star Trek.
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Oh, it was a good one. He played poker
with Sir Isaac... You don't care.
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Don't waste your time on jealousy,
Sheldon, you're too brilliant.
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How can you feel bad if Stephen Hawking
says you're brilliant?
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I can't. Thank you, Professor Hawking.
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You are a gift to mankind.
There should be statues of you everywhere.
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You know, the Lincoln Memorial has
a big chair, we could swap you right in.
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I always thought a motorized toy of me
would be cool.
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What a wonderful idea!
How does this man not have a Nobel?
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- Do not tell Wolowitz.
- Way ahead of you.
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A new study came out, and it said that
laughing makes your brain work better.
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And I know that's true because laughing
has made me the smartiest.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Although, on the other hand,
babies laugh a lot and they're dumb.
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Do people know about her?
'Cause she's delightful.
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