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How much will it hurt?

It's just a tiny skin sample.
You saw me do it to myself.

On a scale of one to 10,
where "one" is a pebble in your shoe

and "10" is the monkey you thought
was your pet biting your face off.

- A two.
- Eating a whole Altoid?

Sheldon, if I'm gonna synthesize
a neural network from our skin cells,

I need to harvest them.

Now, I've done this dozens of times,

but if you're too scared
you don't have to.

No, this is for science.
I can be brave for science.

Thank you.

(GASPS) Oh, Jiminy! That's cold!

Just think how happy you'll be
in a few weeks

when I've converted our skin cells
into functional brain cells.

All right, just warn me before you do it.

Okay.

Three, two, and we're done.

You tricked me!

Well, you didn't say "one".

Well, it didn't hurt, did it?

No, but "three, two, and we're done"
is incomplete.

You know those things bother me.

It's like hearing "da-da-da-da duh-dah"
without yelling...

- Okay, fine. One.
- Thank you.

Now yell "charge,"
and we can get out of here.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(MUNCHING)

Oh, my God! ljust got it.

"Fun onions." Funyuns!

(CHUCKLES)

Hold on. ls that a wobble?

Yes. That's definitely
a gravitational wobble.

Uh, sorry, I could come back.

Oh, no. It's okay, ljust found a wobble.

Oh, do I need a mop?

It's a gravitational wobble.

It could be a sign of an
extra-solar planet that may contain life

and someday be named after me.

Oh. Well, if it has life,
maybe it already has a name, huh?

Yeah, but it's probably difficult
to pronounce.

- What is your name?
- Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

You think it would be more difficult
than that?

Good point. (CHUCKLES) And you are?

Oh, uh, lssabella Maria Concepcion.

- Oh. Well, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

You know, I have to say,
based on the candy wrappers

and the bags of junk food
I see in this trash,

I thought the person working here
was 10 years old.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, please,
show me a 10-year-old

who knows to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.

Bueno. Um, I'm just going to empty
your wastepaper basket

and then I'll get out of your way.

Oh, please, allow me.

That's a lot of empty calories.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Okay, uh, okay.

I have to go. Good luck with your,
um, space exploration.

(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
Good luck with your future endeavors.

Did it work? Are they brain cells yet?

If you'd give me a minute, I'll tell you.

Oh, just let me look.

(GASPS) Oh, my goodness.

I see quivering black lines,
those must be neurons.

Oh, they're so thick and beautiful.

Those are your eyelashes. Move!

Well, Sheldon, I see astrocytes.

Our combined skin cells are now
a primitive neural network.

I have such a profound sense of creation.

It's like when I hatched sea monkeys,

except that this is from my DNA,
so this is like me-monkeys.

These cells come from both of us.

Yeah, but "us-monkeys" doesn't pop.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait!
"We-monkeys," there you go.

Hey, when can we start
running tests on it?

No reason we can't start right now.

What stimulus
should we introduce it to first?

Light, sound, temperature?

(EXCITEDLY) Oh, oh! Let's expose it
to images of me and you,

and see who it likes better.

Sheldon, this is a rudimentary collection
of neurons.

It's remarkable,
but it's still limited in what it can do.

I understand.

She's the mean one, I'm the fun one.

Huh. They screwed up and gave us
steamed broccoli.

- Oh, no, that's mine.
- Really?

Last green thing I saw you eat
was a skittle.

Well, I can't eat like a 10-year-old
all the time.

You're dating somebody. Who is it?

What? What are you talking about?

You only watch what you eat
when you're afraid

you might have to take your shirt off.

Well, she's right.
As long as I've known you

you've always been self-conscious
about your cleavage.

That's because you keep trying to stick
pencils in it.

All right, fine, don't tell us.

There's nothing to tell.

All right.

How's that broccoli?

It's gross, but I have to eat it.
Because I met somebody.

Barn! Thank you! What's her name?

- Issabella.
- Oh.

Did you meet her at work?

Yes, in the telescope room.

So, she's an astronomer.

Yes. Which is why
she was in the telescope room.

Yes, this is all making sense, good.

Well, that's great, Raj.
You must have so much in common.

Mmm-hmm.

So, when do we meet her?

No, no, this is brand new.
We haven't even been on a proper date yet.

- Okay, well, good luck with it.
- Thank you.

How come you never eat broccoli?

I'm married,
I don't have to be attractive.

You know, most people don't realize

this technique has actually been around
for a few years.

Still, I can't believe
you can turn ordinary skin cells

into functioning brain cells.

Well, I turned this one
into a functioning boyfriend,

so sky's the limit.

Look, look, here I am
standing next to the incubator.

And here is a microscopic view
of the cells.

Look at that. Put 'em in
a tiny Flash T-shirt, and it's you.

This little guy can already recognize
electronically transmitted images

20% faster than any other sample
in Amy's lab.

I'm running out of ways to act excited.

So, enough about us.
How are things going with you?

Great. The doctor said
the baby's head is facing down now.

Good, you know, in case
the exit isn't clearly marked, it's...

You know, I have to say,
it is nice to share this experience

with someone who's on the same journey,
you know?

Although, right now,
ours is testing off the charts

while yours is floating around
in its own waste.

Are you actually comparing my human baby
to your brain in a bowl?

Well, I didn't make you waddle up
four flights of stairs for the heck of it.

You do realize my baby has functioning
organs and can recognize voices.

Yeah, but ours can recognize a specific
data stream among background noise.

Mine has a fully developed immune system.

Ours doesn't need an immune system

because it lives in a state-of-the-art
German incubator.

Sheldon, that's enough.

Oh, well, you know what? Fine.

Let's just agree that both creations
are special in their own way,

and it is foolish to try and compare them.

Although, we didn't need to have sex
with Howard for ours, so we win.

This is fun!

Hey, I've never cleaned a toilet before.

You're kidding.

No, I grew up
with a house full of servants

and now I have a cleaning lady,

who is a lovely woman
who I have great respect for.

It's okay,
you're allowed to have a cleaning lady.

Oh, good, because she also walks my dog,
buys my groceries, and cuts my hair.

I think that's called a mommy.

Uh...

So, forgive me,
forgive me for being nosey,

but is there a wedding ring
under those pretty rubber gloves?

Oh.

No. Not for many years.

Oh, so you are unencumbered?

Just me and my son.

I love kids! How old is he?

Nineteen.

That's a cute age.

They can do so many things.

He's studying to be a lawyer at UCLA.

That's wonderful. A lawyer.
My sister's a lawyer.

Look at that, we have something in common.

Yeah, I guess we do.

Maybe there are other things
we have in common.

Like, come dinnertime,
do you enjoy eating food?

AV, Rajesh.

I think you're very sweet, but
(SIGHS) I work two jobs,

and I don't have time for dating.

Yeah, sure, I understand.
Yeah, I'm very busy, too.

Oh, please, don't take it personal,
I think you're a very nice man.

I think you're very nice as well.

Thank you for helping me.
Good night, Rajesh.

Oh, yes. Oh, Okay.

Uh, good night.

I don't know, maybe it's the fumes
from the urinal cakes,

but I feel like something is happening
between us.

(CHUCKLES) Good night, Rajesh.

Okay, I'll leave, but just know,
every time I come in here

I'll be thinking of you.

Would you look at that?
The image we gave it was 45% white noise,

and it still managed to reconstruct it.

I've never seen results like this before.

Yeah, we need to stop for magnets
on the way home.

This is going right on the fridge.

Aren't you glad you participated in this?

Oh, I am.
And you realize what the next step is.

(SIGHS) Set up a second culture
and try to replicate our results.

Uh, no. We lock that door,
lower our underpants a little,

and make a baby.

"Make a baby"? What are you talking about?

Clearly, the combination of our DNA
is exceptional.

(STAMMERS) Our child could be
the next step in the evolution of mankind.

We'll be able to get
into any preschool we want.

Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby.

Oh, yes, you are. I track your cycle.

Hmm?

Yeah, for the next 36 hours,

you're as fertile
as a manure-covered wheat field.

Wow. I can actually feel the egg
crawling its way back up.

I don't understand.

Well, I thought you'd be thrilled
to procreate with me.

Not right now.

Oh, I see what's happening here.

You're playing hard to get.

I'm not playing anything.
We're not making a baby today.

(SIGHS) Very well.

Oops. How clumsy of me. You know what?
Let me get that.

Hey...

Where are you going? I--

Did you even look at my bottom?

Welcome.

(CHUCKLING) What is this?

Oh. Well, you said you didn't have time
to go out for dinner,

so I thought we could have one right here.

- Oh, Rajesh--
- Come on, we're in the telescope room.

It'll be like dining under the stars.

You see this double zero? When it says
"01", that means it's twinkling.

Sometimes it takes a while.

Rajesh, this is so sweet,
but you know I'm working.

That's why I already cleaned up in here
and all the other rooms in the hall.

(SIGHS)

Well, I suppose that gives me
a little time.

Please, sit.

I tried to cook you a meal
from your homeland.

Oh, really? You made Cuban food?

That depends.
Do they have Mexican food in Cuba?

Now, when he said "make a baby",
is it possible he meant out of Legos?

No, he was explicit.
Needlessly and freakishly explicit.

LEONARD: Why does he need a baby?

He's already hairless
and smells like talcum powder.

Could you two really have
some sort of super-intelligent child?

Well, there is a genetic component,
but that doesn't guarantee anything.

That's true. Sheldon's father
once picked a fight with a cactus.

Yeah, but that's just his Earth parents.

We don't know anything
about the ones that sent him here.

LEONARD: Well, you know,
they were smart enough to send him away.

Hey, you're talking about
the person I love

and have been avoiding
for the past three hours.

Oh, man!

Ooh! ls Sheldon gonna get some!

Well, have fun with whatever nightmare's
behind door number two.

(SMOOTH-JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Well, hello.

Hello.

Would you care for a brandy?

I don't think so.

Good choice, it's disgusting.

Sheldon, please stop trying to seduce me.

Who's trying to seduce you?

After a long day,
I always turn on smooth jazz

and spray deer musk on my inner thighs.

I thought it smelled
like a petting zoo in here.

Anything you'd like to pet?
(STUTTERS) But not my hair.

There's a lot of goop in it.

- Okay, I've had enough.
-(STAMMERS)

Amy, come back!

I don't know how to open the oysters.

So, um, what surprised you the most
when you first came to America?

Well, I suppose how much people care
about Oprah's favorite things.

I thought that, too.

But then I got my first waffle-maker
and never questioned her again.

You know, I do have
some time off this Sunday.

If you'd like, we--

Hey, I saw your car--
Oh, sorry, am I interrupting?

- Uh ___
- It's okay, I should get back to work!

- Hi! Howard Wolowitz.
- Oh, lssabella Concepcion.

Oh, yeah, the astronomer.
Raj told us about you.

Hey! Free toilet paper!

You told him I was an astronomer?

Uh...

I understand, time to go.

No, please don't!

It's okay, Rajesh, I'm a grown woman.

I don't have to waste my time with someone
who's embarrassed by me.

I can keep this, right?

Issabella!

Issabella, wait, wait, let me explain.

If you are embarrassed by what I do,
why did you pursue me?

I'm sorry.

Honestly, I didn't think
your job would bother me,

but I guess it did,
and I hate myself for that.

But there's a lot of things about me
that would totally embarrass you.

I doubt that.

Well, prepare to be mortified.

I let my dog eat food out of my mouth
not because she likes it,

but because I do.

Also, I know they're pretty,
but I'm scared of butterflies.

Sorry, just passing through.

I think this fell off your cart.
(CHUCKLES)

Come on, what do you say?
Let me make it up to you.

You're very persistent.

It's my one move.

Okay.

This Sunday night, you may take me
to dinner at a nice restaurant.

Great, where would you like to go?

Your choice.
It can be Pakistani food if you like.

- Excuse me, but I'm Indian.
- And now you know how it feels.

So, were you turned on even a little bit?

It was like being hit on
by Rat Pack Pee-Wee Herman.

- L'm sorry, is that a yes?
- No!

Amy, I didn't want it to come to this.

But you have left me no choice

but to employ the most passionate,
seductive dance known to man.

(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)

- The flamenco.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)

For God's sake, you're ridiculous.

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

Well, you guys are aroused, right?

(PANTING)

That was a close one.

English - SDH