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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be singing in Social
Media:
the Unverified Rusical.

♪ Don't say what I can post,
you know I'm stunning ♪

♪ So just cancel your plans
to troll on my crusade ♪

[cheers and applause]

Symone.

I was so disappointed.

-Your commitment level was down.
-Kandy Muse.

You weren't looking
at the cameras,

you were looking at the floor.

-Rosé.
-You killed it.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

Symone, shantay you stay.

Kandy Muse, sashay away.

Kandy, Kandy, wait.

I'm not ready for you to go.

You are safe
to slay another day.

Oh, my God.

There ain't too many double
shantays on this show, okay?

And me and Kandy
got one of them.

We're all here!

I am so happy we're sisters.

I didn't wanna
have to send her home.

I'm happy that RuPaul
saw what she needed to see

on the main stage
to keep us both here.

Kandy, how do you feel?

Being in the bottom two
is one thing.

Being told sashay away,

saying your goodbyes,

turning around,
seeing the whole cast

is the most gut-wrenching
feeling ever.

My heart was crushed
and my dreams were shattered,

and I just felt
so in that moment,

like, I wanted the world
to swallow me.

Never would I have imagined

RuPaul saving my ass
from elimination.

I'm just grateful to be here.

And, like, now there's
a fire under my ass,

because Ru's like, okay, bitch,
I didn't send you home,

so get it
the fuck together.

If she can believe in me,

I can believe in myself that
I can fight, fight, fight,

and make it to the very end
of this competition.

No one comes in here
to be in the bottom,

and it just, like,
to listen to the judges

just be like, you know,
we expected the most from you.

It was unlike you, because
you're the consummate pro.

It was just, like, aah!

[all laugh]

And the other thing is, too,

is, like, to be there
with Symone and Kandy,

for us three to be
in the bottom together,

what the fuck?

This was the first week

that the three bottoms were
all from the winner's circle.

And I thought, okay,
we're finally breaking out

of this winners
and losers fight.

However, nobody went home,
so that sucks.

And how about Miss Rosita?

[cheers and applause]

You guys,
I finally won something!

I came into this competition

thinking that I was
going to slay off the bat,

and... ♪ I didn't ♪

So it's wonderful to have won

doing something that
is such a huge part of me.

This week was a shocker
for all of us.

And it really, like, it's shaken
the shit
up in this fucking competition,

because now, either
multiple girls go home,

two girls go home next.

You never fucking know
what's gonna happen.

I mean, we said it before.
Like, it's anybody's game.

And now it just feels like
it is fucking anybody's game.

What we about to do next?
We don't know.

-We don't know.
-It's gonna be crazy.

I know what I'm gonna do next.
I'm getting outta drag.

The Winner's Circle is dead.

But between us, baby,

the Winner's Circle
was never a thing,

because I was not a part of it.

And I guarantee you,

I'm gonna fucking make it
to the top four, so...

Bitches beware.

RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge
Ts Madison.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

It's a beautiful day.

It's a brand-new day,

and all the queens
seem to be really happy

that I'm still here.

But I'm sure internally,

they are over the fact
that there are still nine girls.

But I don't give a shit

because I'm ready to prove

why I need to make it
to the end of this competition.

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

You look stunning.

You know, today
when I go to work,

I get to wear beautiful suits

like this one
from Klein Epstein Parker.

[cheering]

They're made to measure,
and I just love them.

But it wasn't always that way.

In my eighties punk band,
the Wee Wee Pole,

we got drag using whatever
we could get our hands on.

Now it's your turn.

-Okay.
-Oh, no.

For today's mini-challenge,

you'll be auditioning
for the new band,

The Panty Hos.

[all laugh]

Using tights and leggings
provided by Snag Tights,

you have 20 minutes
to get into quick punk drag

and prove how far
you're able to rock out.

On your mark, get set...

anarchy!

[shouting]

Oh, you nasty bitches!

Bitch, you look Adore Delano.

Oh, my God.

Auditions for the Panty Hos
start right now.

Are you all ready to rock?

Whoo.

Hit it!

♪ Hey, ho ♪

♪ Hey, ho ♪

♪ Come on, let me see you
rock this town ♪

♪ With you all now ♪

♪ Rock it, baby,
rock it, baby ♪

♪ Come on, let me see you
tear it down ♪

♪ With you all now ♪

♪ Yeah, rock it, baby ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

Oh, she got some punk
in that trunk.

How's your head...wig?

♪ Come on, let me see you
rock this town ♪

♪ With you all now ♪

♪ Rock it, baby,
rock it, baby ♪

♪ Come on, let me see you
tear it down... ♪

I think I can see
her sex pistol.

♪ Yeah, yeah, rock it, baby ♪

[RuPaul laughs]

One more time!

♪ Come on, let me see you
rock this town ♪

♪ With you all now ♪

♪ Yeah, rock it, baby ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Now we're gonna
spell it out ♪

[cheering]

Wow, God shave the queen!

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Tina Burner!

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've won
a cash prize of $2.500.

-Werk!
-Werk!

Courtesy of Snag Tights.

Okay, my queens,
enough punking around.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

the time has come to put your
money where your snatch is.

Oh?

Mm-hmm, that's right.

We're playing the Snatch Game!

[cheering]

Yes! The Snatch Game

is truly the pinnacle
of Drag Race, baby.

You are judged
for the rest of your career

on how you did
on Snatch Game, okay?

Create a celebrity
impersonation,

bring them to the Snatch Game,
and make us laugh.

-Right, yes!
-[all laugh]

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

[cheering]

-Whoo!
-It's finally here!

Getting up in drag
and doing the Snatch Game!

Snatch Game day,
it is that challenge

that really shows, okay,
these are the frontrunners,

and these girls are gonna
be left in the dust.

All this pink.
Okay, well, wait.

Instead of a wig,
this is more of a turban.

Oh, I know, Patrick Starrr.

Patrick Starrr.

Those of you bitches who don't
know who Patrick Starrr is,

Patrick Starrr
is a makeup mogul.

She's everything.
Who are you doing?

I'm doing Jonathan van Ness
from Queer Eye.

-Yes!
-Oh!

Everyone's, like,
all male characters,

but she kind of borderlines

all sorts of different
gender spectrums.

Utica, what you gonna do
with them squirrels over there?

-Bob Ross?
-[laughs]

Bob Ross? You're kidding.

Bob Ross is this wonderful
painter with a crazy afro.

He is someone

that I could really shine
my personality through.

-Aah!
-What is it supposed to be?

It's an afro.

And you made it
out of squirrels?

Yeah!

You are a dumb bitch.

You are so dumb.

What in the world!

Yeah, girl, I can't wear
an afro, so make one.

Make one.

It is, to me,
an interesting choice.

He's a white guy.

I mean, that was his hair.

-Ooh!
-Who are you?

Paris Hilton.

I got my little dog.

I have little diamond
baby diva bitch angel.

[all laugh]

I'm doing Paris Hilton
for Snatch Game.

I think I can bring
a drag element to her vibe.

But I've never
really done-done

a celebrity impersonation
before, so we'll see.

Rosé, who are you?

This is Mary, Queen of Scots.

Who?

Mary, Queen of Scots.

What the fuck is that?

She is the queen
who reclaimed Scotland,

and then she had
her head cut off

because she was a little bitch
to the English queen, so...

I was born in Scotland.

I think this is a fun way
to incorporate my heritage

and show off
not only some acting chops

but a little intelligence,

because mama's
done her homework.

Can you say my name
in your accent?

[Scottish accent]
Gottmik.

Can you say mine?

[Scottish accent]
Denali.

Oh, that's good!

Baby, I don't know who the
fuck Mary, Queen of Scots is,

but Rosé has this
funny-ass Ireland accent--

Ireland accent?
That's not a thing.

Irish accent.

Oh. [laughs]

Hi-ee.

-Hi!
-Aah!

I'm here to investigate
nine cases of identity theft.

-Oh!
-Oh, no!

Criminals up in this bitch.

Elliott, come on down.

Hello.

So you got a kaftan
and a little short wig.

Are you Anne Bancroft?

No, I'm a Southern debutante

with a little bit
of a sexual side.

-Oh, you're Rue McClanahan.
-Yes.

Are you a big
Golden Girls fan?

It's something
that I really got into

once I got together
with my fiancé.

He watches it every night
before he goes to sleep.

Bitch, the Golden Girls
are hard.

Golden Girls
are fucking hard.

Baby, Golden Girls
is territory you don't touch

unless you really
know how to do it.

That is, like,
a gay no-no, baby.

I have seen every episode
of the Golden Girls,

and this is no lie,
at least 25 times.

And I'm now getting up there
watching it every night.

So if there's a misstep
or if in my mind I go, ooh,

that's not really
Rue McClanahan,

you know, it's gonna
stick out in my head.

Yeah.

So you got a tall order here.

Yeah, no, and I'm
up to the challenge,

because I feel like
because it's such a risk,

it could be a huge payoff.

Historically in Snatch Game,

the girls who took a risk

are usually the ones
who stand out.

You're not gonna get anywhere
in life just playing it safe.

All right, kiddo,
make me laugh.

-Thank you.
-All right.

All right, Symone Symone-yay.

Whoo, chile.

Ooh, lemme get
this lantern over here.

You're not Sojourner Truth,
are you?

No. Close!

Close.
You are Harriet Tubman.

That's where we're going.

Now, what made you decide
to do Harriet Tubman?

I wanted to do a character
out of the box,

something that people
wouldn't expect to see.

Are you afraid that it may be
offensive to certain people?

I understand how
it could be offensive,

and I have obviously
thought about that.

But I don't wanna let that
stop me from doing it,

and if it does offend

or if it does make people
uncomfortable, then good.

Yeah. As drag queens,

we get to parody
and satire and do things,

you know, that some people
just don't really understand.

Mm-hmm. Harriet Tubman
is a cultural icon,

especially
in the Black community.

In this moment,
it's needed/important.

I'm excited to showcase
this powerful Black woman.

If it makes people
uncomfortable,

and it if it at least
starts a conversation,

then I did my job.

-We love Harriet Tubman.
-Yes, we do.

-She's a bad bitch.
-She's a badass bitch.

-Yeah, love her.
-Can't keep 'em down.

But don't let
your reverence for her

stop you from being funny.

Yeah.

Because we've had girls say,

well, I love Gaga
and I love Christina,

I love them so much,
I didn't wanna make fun of them.

It's like, what the fuck
you doing here, bitch?

[laughs]

That's not a fear I have.

I want to make the naysayers
that are nervous

be like, oh, bitch.

All right.
Well, take your lamp

and take your durag and your
shawl and go free somebody!

Thank you, Miss Ru.

All right, Utica, come on over.

Oh, sweet Lord, you got
a headful of squirrels.

-You know it.
-My goodness.

And that is a blouse
of someone who paints.

Yes.

The only person I know that
paints is kinda like Bob Ross.

-Mm-hmm.
-You're gonna do Bob Ross?

But Bob Ross doesn't have
squirrels on his head, does he?

No, he does not have
squirrels on his head.

So I don't feel
it's appropriate

to wear an afro,
so I made my own.

Oh, okay.

I think this is a really fun,
creative take on him

without appropriating it.

You think people
are gonna get on your case

for wearing an afro?

-Absolutely.
-Ahh.

Because you know,
white folks have afros, too.

-They do.
-Yeah, Bob Ross.

Yes, but I feel like

it has to be as natural,
as accurate as possible.

As accurate--because the
squirrels are really accurate.

What makes Bob Ross funny?

So Bob Ross
is the original ASMR.

He's, like,
so incredibly mesmerizing.

Huh. I'm just worried
that what you're presenting

is too intellectual
to be funny.

Snatch Game moves very fast,

and you know,
it's, like, volley.

You know, boop, boop, boop.

I do feel like my sense of humor

runs at a little bit
of a slower pace.

That's why I'm drawn
to Bob Ross.

I think I could bring out
my own humor

with his melodic quiet.

Usually, melodic quiet

is a death knell
in Snatch Game.

I'm just gonna
put it out there.

I am maybe one of the biggest
Bob Ross fans of life.

I probably watch Bob Ross
episodes every day,

just because it calms me out.

But you don't want someone
that calms you down

and makes you fall asleep
for Snatch Game.

Make it motherfucking funny,
bitch.

You know it, RuPaul.

Ru is concerned
about the squirrels,

and she is concerned
that I can make Bob Ross funny.

But I am coming from a place

of being more artistic
and more creative,

and I think my humor really
comes out when I'm performing.

I wanna prove RuPaul wrong.

All right, feel the burn.

-Burn it up?
-Burn it up.

Burn it to the ground.

I ain't gonna lie.
I'm gonna put my diaper on,

because every time
Ru's talked to me,

I'm about to shit my pants.

Okay, I see your
signature colors there.

-Who are you doing?
-Richard Simmons.

-Richard Simmons.
-Yeah.

Richard Simmons
has brought so much joy.

It was a toss-up to do this
or, like, Jennifer Coolidge.

We've had a lot of people,

on their audition,
do Jennifer Coolidge.

God, I'm glad you like it.

I don't remember yours,

which is probably why
you should do Richard Simmons.

[all laugh]

Well...

Richard Simmons it is!

Can I hear some
of your Richard Simmons?

I mean, he's just, like,
"Hi, hi, come dance with me!"

Like, it's very,
like, high up there.

Yeah. Do you consider
yourself a funny person?

I mean, sometimes,
yeah, I'd hope so.

I'm really good at
making myself laugh.

Well, you have to focus
on making me laugh.

Wait, no, no, that's
what I was gonna say.

I love Tina so much,

but that bitch
gets in her head.

And it's so weird,
because back at home

she's, like, one of
the top girls in New York.

Please make me laugh.

I hope I do that.

For some reason
in this competition,

she cannot get out
of her inner saboteur.

Come on down, Olivia.

You got real fruit.

I see a flowery blouse
and a really curly wig there.

I have no idea
who you could possibly be.

It's someone you're
entertained by, clearly.

I'm playing a woman.
Her name's Tabitha Brown.

Tabitha Brown.
She's not a famous person.

Insert the rattlesnakes
right here.

Child...

Tell me about Tabitha Brown.

She's super fun.

She's a vegan chef
on Instagram.

But she's also kinda, like,
a pseudo, like, life coach.

I can see in your eyes that
you're really excited about her.

I'm not so convinced.

Your job is to make me
as excited about Tabitha Brown

as you're excited
about Tabitha Brown.

I mean,
how are you gonna do that?

Winning the improv challenge
meant a lot to me,

and it, like, proved to me

that, okay, I could,
like, kinda do this.

But your character in the improv
had an objective,

and it had an obstacle
that you had to overcome,

and that gave us enough story

to be interested
in what you were doing.

And so the same goes
for Tabitha Brown.

Does your character
want us all to be vegan?

Is she secretly eating sausages?

Just fill in the blanks
and make me laugh, okay?

Sounds like a plan.

Yes.

This can go one of two ways.

You can make up whatever
the fuck you want

and make RuPaul laugh,

or you're gonna get stuck
into trying to teach everyone

who this person is,
and it'll be flat as hell.

All right, listen up, queens.

In a few moments

you'll be heading
to the Snatch Game set.

[applause]

So good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

See you in a minute.

Thank you!

Bitch, are you
eating your props?

You got another one
up in there?

I live.

Welcome to Snatch Game!

Allow me to introduce
tonight's contestants.

Our first contestant
likes to toot, boot, and shoot.

Welcome, Raven.

Raven, are you feeling lucky?

I never win here,
so, no, I'm not feeling lucky.

[all laugh]

Our next guest
enjoys winning pageants

and being world-famous.

Please welcome
Victoria Porkchop Parker.

Where is--where is Porkchop?

I'm hearing she's running late.

Wait. Wait.

Oh, well, here she comes.

Hi, Porkchop!

I'm so sorry, I had
to go get my COVID test.

I thought you were
at Golden Corral, girl.

Well, I stopped there, too,
but don't tell anyone.

[laughs] Are you ready
to meet our stars?

First up, it is my honor
to introduce

the legendary abolitionist
Harriet Tubman.

Harriet--

Is Harr--oh.

Harriet Tubman.
Hi, Harriet Tubman.

Mm-hmm. I see all this room
full of white people up in here,

and I got nervous.

Yeah, well,
I can understand that.

When you hear 'em comin',
you gotta get low.

Yes, but you've evaded
the white folks for a long time.

I evaded them for years on
the Underground Railroad, honey.

But here for Snatch Game, baby.

Yes, it's all for a good cause.

It's all for
a good cause: freedom!

[all laugh]

Next, she's a businesswoman,
socialite, and deejay.

Please welcome Paris Hilton.

Hey, Ru, how's it going?

Just lemme know when the cameras
are rolling, and we'll kill it.

Well, we've started.
The cameras are rolling.

Oh, fuck,
that's so embarrassing.

[all laugh]

I'm so happy to be here.

My goodness, your voice
changed just then,

when you found out
that we were on camera.

You're so obsessed with me
and everything.

I kinda am obsessed
with you.

Oh, my God,
you're so hot.

Raven, this feel familiar
at all?

You know what?
I played it safe that time,

so let's hope
you're not doing the same.

I saw that on TV.

That was fucking rude.

[laughs]

Next, snatched from
the pages of herstory,

it's Mary, Queen of Scots.

[Scottish accent] Hello,
RuPaul, how's it going, man?

You're looking fucking great,
seriously.

Tell me, Queen,
how's your head?

Lots of complaints, but
I can't remember most of it.

You know what they say.

Go underground for a few years,

you're probably gonna...
[unintelligible Scottish
brogue]check

[laughs]

I say that all the time.

Up next, the one and only
Richard Simmons.

Hi! Hi! Hi, RuPaul!

Now, we haven't seen you
in a long time.

Where have you been?

Shh, my housekeeper's around.

She's holding me hostage.

Oh, is there anything
we can do to help you at all?

You can just
work out a little more

to keep the country
laughing and smiling!

All right, up next, it's
makeup mogul Patrick Starrr.

What's the tea, honey bee?

Patrick, is it true
one size fits all?

Bitch, one size
fits most, bitch.

I love to eat, you're not
gonna fit in some shit.

What do you love to eat?

Bitch, I love to eat dick
and hot dogs.

-[laughs]
-Come on, bitch.

All right, next, she is
America's favorite vegan mom.

Please welcome Tabitha Brown.

Hi, Ru.

Is that vegan?

It absolutely is,

and I've been vegan now
for four months.

For just four months?

Four months.

Do you ever get cravings
for meat?

Do you ever
get cravings for meat?

Absolutely.

That's my answer too, Ru.

[laughs]

From Queer Eye,
it's Jonathan Van Ness.

Hi, Jonathan.

Hi, gorgeous seashell flower
monkey honey bunches of love.

It is so good
to be here, henny!

-Whoo!
-[laughs]

Oh, my God, your hair
is so gorgeous.

What's the secret to keeping
your hair silky smooth?

Praying to the gay Jesus
himself: me!

[laughs]

Next, we've got TV's
Golden Girl Rue McClanahan.

Hi, Rue!

Well, hello there, Mr. RuPaul.

Hey, listen, how do you
stay so gorgeous?

Oh, its just, you know, the
good company of a gentle man.

Do you have a type?

Men.

Is there a type of man
that you like?

Men.

Okay. Well, Rue, we are happy
to have you here.

All right, next, painter
and TV icon Bob Ross.

Hi there, RuPaul,
I'm Bob Ross,

and welcome to the joy
of Snatch Game.

Hey, what are you painting
over there?

I'm painting many, many things
I only know how to paint.

What is that? That's a--

Environment. I painted
this environment.

That's really pretty.

I painted this environment.

Oh, my goodness,
that's gorgeous.

And I wanted
to switch things up,

and I put this on the paper
here, and it's a environment.

No, that is not
Bob Ross's voice at all.

Like, I'm not
falling asleep to that.

All right, stars, are you
ready to play the game?

-Let's do it!
-Come on, bitch, bring it on!

Holy shit, like, we're about
to do the fucking Snatch Game.

Aah!

Welcome to Snatch Game.

All right, I ask a question,
and you give an answer

that you think will match
our celebrities.

All right, our first question
is for Raven.

Cancel culture
is out of control.

Last week, Winnie the Pooh
got canceled

for blanking in the forest.

We're gonna get some answers
from our celebrities over here.

All right, Raven, what say you?

I believe Winnie the Pooh

would have been canceled
for scatting in the forest.

For scatting in the--
like Ella Fitzgerald.

-♪ Bee-da-bop-da-doo-bop ♪
-Yes.

That's right!

Let's go to the celebrities

and see if you have
any matches, Raven.

What say you, Paris?

I was on a flight back
from Ibiza yesterday, and--

That's in Spain, right?

I think.
I just go to sleep,

take a couple pills,
wake up and deejay.

What songs do you like to play
when you're deejaying?

I honestly just press play
and hope for the best.

[laughs]

There was a girl, Winnie,
on my flight,

and I mentally canceled her
because she smelled insane.

And so I wrote "smelling."

[all laugh]

Two words to describe
who's killing it:

it's hot.

Thank you, Paris.

All right, let's move on down
to Patrick Starrr.

-Ru, I'm pissed.
-Why?

Because you said Porkchop
was late.

Now, bitch, I'm hungry,

so I thought you meant
the pork chops were late.

This bitch done walked up in
here, now I ain't got no food.

[all laugh]

Now, listen, we are looking
for scatting. What say you?

I think that Winnie the Pooh
got canceled for sniffing...

the environment, of course.

I have a few
influencer friends

who sniff the environment
every weekend,

one being up here,
Miss Paris Hilton.

After a few sniffs, bitch,
they gonna be scatting.

Can I get some of this?

Oh, absolutely.

I was just gonna mention, do you
wanna become a vegan, too?

That's an enthusiastic vegan.

That's an enthusiastic vegan,
I'll tell you.

All right,
Mary, Queen of Scots.

Ooh, Mary.

Back in my day, I guess
I got canceled as well.

When I went down to England
to try and overtake the throne,

and Queen Lizzie, my cousin,

she was really pissed at me,
so she cut my head off.

So I wrote he got canceled
for being a greedy bastard.

One point for the team,
right? Oh...

Rosé has this accent

that you can barely understand
anything she's fucking saying.

It's hilarious, but you
might as well call it

the Kandy Muse accent.

Do you know
what I'm talking about?

Let's go on down
to Tabitha Brown.

We are looking for scatting.
What say you?

I came up with shouting.

I think recently
we've just been so loud.

Why can't we be, you know,
just a little quieter?

You know, I've recently
gotten into ASMR.

Oh, ASMR stands for what?

As, uh--as much
as you can be not loud.

Okay, all right.

Imma gonna do cricket song.

[imitates crickets]

[laughs]

All right, let's move on down
to Richard Simmons.

Winnie the Pooh got canceled
for blanking in the forest.

What say you?

Well, RuPaul, he's been
doing a lot in the forest,

but he got canceled for jogging!

For jogging in the forest.

Yeah, he's been jogging.

We taught him
a new exercise routine.

Would you like to try it
with us?

-Well, let's see it, yeah.
-It's called the Owl.

You wanna do it with me?

And then we did the Tigger.

Ooh, what did she just call me?

[all laugh]

Rue McClanahan, what say you?

Well, I said Miss Winnie
the Pooh was canceled

for enjoying the company
of a gentleman friend.

For enjoying the company
of a gentleman friend.

Yes. I love gentlemen.

Okay, all right, Rue.

Elliott, Rue McClanahan,
RuPaul loves her.

You gotta do more.
Bring more, amp it up.

Come on, this is
the Snatch Game, girl!

Well, Raven,
there are no matches there.

Are you trying to lose
this game, Raven?

No, I just don't
give a fuck.

[all laugh]

All right, so let's go to
Porkchop for our next question.

-Porkchop, you ready to play?
-I hope.

All right,
listen to this question.

When it gets super hot
in Palm Springs,

Ross Mathews
fries his eggs on blank.

Celebrities, get to writing.

Are the celebrities ready?

Oh, okay, it looks like
Harriet Tubman

is validating some parking.

Harriet, do you have a stamp?

Lemme tell you
what they done did to me

up in this
motherfucking country.

-Oh, what have they done?
-Okay, they done told me

I was gonna be put
on the $20 bill.

And then this motherfucker
got in office

and said, oh,
we gonna snatch that.

-So you know what I did?
-What?

I just put myself
on a $100 bill.

How about that, bitch?

Harriet Tubman,
she keeps it 100.

Okay, all right.

Porkchop, when it gets
super hot in Palm Springs,

Ross Mathews
fries his eggs on blank.

Carson Kressley.

Ooh!

Let's go to Jonathan Van Ness.

I've heard of this
Carson Kressley character.

That's right,
he's original fab five.

Right, let's just say
I'm his replacement,

a little younger,
a little more supple.

[all laugh]

Ross Mathews
fries his eggs on what?

Now, the only thing hotter
than Palm Springs

is our resident
culinary expert Antoni.

So I wrote
Antoni's ass cheeks.

Hey, so, do you have a type?

I do have a thing for men
with the kind of beards

that say hold me in your arms
until all the pain goes away,

but also, power drills
are on aisle seven, henny, yes.

Rue McClanahan,
what do you think

Ross Mathews fries his eggs on?

Well, I said
just out on the lanai.

I just love eating
on the lanai, Ru.

Yes.

I love spending company

with many, many, many,
many, many men

out on the lanai.

I like this Antoni gentleman.

You said he has, you know,

a really nice butt
you could eat breakfast on?

Great assets. Turn him over,
and you could make a Benedict.

[all laugh]

Let's move on down
to Harriet Tubman.

Who would you have portray you
in the movie of your life?

Jennifer Lewis, maybe?

Yes, Jennifer Lewis.

You know the white people,
they always think

they can do every goddamn thing,
so let her go.

Well, Jennifer Lewis
is not white.

Jennifer Lewis!
Not Jennifer Lawrence!

No, no, not Jennifer Lawrence.

Oh, I done got
my Jennifers mixed up.

Symone, I hope you know

Jennifer Lewis
is coming for that ass.

All right, well, let's
move on down to Bob Ross.

Ross Mathews
fries his eggs on...

So when I was thinking
about this question,

I thought about his undies.

His undies?

And the color of those
little hot-diggity-dogs

that are down there.

And it really reminded me
of my favorite color,

so I just said...

Okay.

You wanna taste it?
It tastes delicious.

This tastes delicious.
Oh. Oh, dear. Oh, okay.

I'm looking at you, Carson.

Uh-huh, all right.

You know, maybe I didn't
watch enough Bob Ross,

but Utica's eating paint.

All right, let's go
to our next question.

This one is for Raven.

Last night, Michelle Visage
cheated on her vegan diet.

She missed the taste of blank.

All right, Raven,
she missed the taste of...

Porkchop.

[all laugh]

All right, Raven, we're
gonna go to the celebrities

and see if you match
any of them.

We have an esteemed group
of celebrities here.

I like Vicki Lawrence a lot.

Oh, I'm sorry, it's Richard!

Oh, my goodness, Richard,
that's gotta hurt.

No, I've been exercising
my whole life.

Oh, my goodness.

All right,
let's go to Paris Hilton.

Now, I venture to say you've
never had pork chops before.

I have not, but my sister
just married a Rothschild,

so I'm the poor sister now.

[laughs]

Last night, Michelle Visage
cheated on her vegan diet.

She missed the taste of...

I'm gonna stick with what
I know here to be safe,

and so I wrote huge cock.

[all laugh]

Sticking with what we know.

All right,
not a match for Raven.

I'm not good at this, Ru.

I'm hungover.

All right, let's move on down
to Tabitha Brown.

I miss--or Michelle Visage
misses the barbeque ribs.

Barbeque ribs.

I do know a great vegan
barbeque rib recipe.

What is that? Okay.

You take some tofu
and some garlic powder,

and roll it in some seaweed

and put it in the oven
for about, mm, 320 degrees.

-Yeah.
-Right.

And then
you take it out of the oven

and you throw it in the trash

and order you
some real barbeque ribs.

Some real barbeque ribs.
Uh-huh.

Okay. Let's go
to Harriet Tubman.

Now, Harriet Tubman

Michele Visage
cheated on her vegan diet.

She missed the taste of...

I was over here
listening to your question,

and I said, this is a nosey-ass,
bald-headed motherfucker.

Uh-huh.

So I said pork chops,
chitlins, and hamhocks.

Aah! Hey!

We got a match!

Let's move on down
to Mary, Queen of Scots.

We are looking for Porkchop.
What say you?

Right, so I said
that Michelle Visage

cheated on her vegan diet

because she missed the taste

of anything that
isn't this shitty apple

this vegan bitch down here
gave me, for fuck's sake.

Okay. [laughs]

Well, very good answer.
Not a match.

All right, let's move on down
to Bob Ross.

You're painting
your face, Bob Ross.

I ran outta cards,
and so I started using my face.

Oh, why not?

We are looking for Porkchop.

What say you, Bob Ross?

So I said
happy little pork chop!

Oh, my goodness!

Unfortunately,
I don't think she's little,

but a happy, happy pork chop.

Well, that's another point
for Raven.

Well, I'm hearing
that time is up.

The winner
of Snatch Game is...

Victoria Porkchop Parker!

Oh, wow, well done!

Say good night, stars!

-Good night, henny!
-Good night.

It's runway day!

It is elimination day.

I made it through Snatch Game.

I feel so accomplished,
and I'm so happy it's over.

[laughs]

Snatch Game
was the challenge for me

that I felt like this is
gonna be my biggest obstacle.

But, like, after it, I feel
really good at what I did.

I'm really proud.

I think that some of the girls
are very confident,

and also a little delusional.

How do you feel
about your Snatch Game?

I was having a lot of fun.

A lot of my jokes
I think were funny to me,

but maybe they weren't
to RuPaul.

I love Utica
and everything like that,

but that performance?

Girl...

Floppiana.

I'm thinking that Olivia
might be in trouble.

Just because, like,
the character is difficult.

Like, an unknown character.

That's odd.

After the Snatch Game,

I spoke with Utica
when no cameras were around,

and she said that I did great.

I hear y'all,
and y'all got real quiet.

Fabs, Olivia.

I just overheard my name,

and I'm right here,
so that's all.

We were talking about people
who we possibly see in trouble.

And I expressed saying

that Olivia could
possibly be in trouble.

We chatted a little after,
and it sounded like

certain things that weren't
said earlier, that's all.

-Ooh.
-Okay.

Divalicious divas coming out,
coming out, coming out.

I'm not surprised Olivia's
confronting Utica,

because it's about time
that little diva turtle

took its head out of its shell
and snapped back.

That banana, though, saved you.

I don't think the banana
saved me, honey.

I think my humor saved me.

Now she feels that
we are talking behind her back,

and that it's a problem,
and bah and duh.

But girl, if I'm comparing
everyone together,

you did a bad job.

Does anyone's family
go watch them in drag?

Yeah, my mom did.

I was such a shy kid,

and the first time she came,

she was, like, oh, my God,
who the hell is that?

Where did that come from?
And I was like, I don't know.

I've been holding it in
this entire time.

I'm really blessed,

because my grandfather
in his eighties

literally came to the gay bar

in the middle of the night
on his walker

to come watch me
do amateur shows.

Oh, my God!

I will never forget
seeing him in the front row

to watch me just be a ho
in a leotard.

It was, like, family time,
but make it ho.

That's so cool.

I'm just, like--
oh, that's so cool.

I remember when
I started doing drag,

I went back home to Houston

and I did a guest spot
at a brunch,

and my parents came.

I sang live.

My dad, I remember
I looked down as I was singing,

and he had tears in his eyes.

And it was
really, really touching.

My parents have never
seen me in drag.

-Really?
-Yeah, they've never seen it.

It kind of was that thing
where they're, like--

they kind of pretend
it doesn't exist.

Oh, I hate to hear that, Denali.

I know, it sucks,

but I think they'll
come around to it one day.

My mom still sees drag
as, like, a bedroom thing.

She thinks it's like a kink.

I don't know, I don't really
know exactly what it is,

but I don't know if she
respects it as an art form yet.

I even told them about this,
and they were like, okay.

Like, they don't know

how extremely rare
this opportunity is.

I really hope that, like,
me being on the show

can open up my mom's eyes
to her really understanding

that it's a sport
just like figure skating was.

She was so supportive
of my figure skating,

so I'm hoping that
she can come around

and be as supportive
of my new favorite sport.

I always tell this to, like,

people who don't have
a supporting blood family.

Like, your chosen family
is that for you.

I have such a great
chosen family in Chicago,

and they do nothing
but support me

and help me get ready for this,

and I love them
and I miss them so much.

I didn't choose y'all,
but now we--

[all laugh]

Now we are our chosen family.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Often imitated but never
duplicated, Michelle Visage.

I'm the real deal, baby.

Well, most of me.

I'm glad you said it
and I didn't have to.

[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, you were a hot topic
on Snatch Game.

Oh, really?

Yes. Were your ears burning?

No, it was actually
a little lower,

but there's a cream for that.

There certainly is.

And social media maven
Ts Madison.

Now, you were impersonated
on Snatch Game Season 11.

By Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

You ain't rocking 22 inches,
you practically bald, bitch!

-I got one thing to say, Ru.
-What?

New wigs, new wigs,
22 inches, yes!

This week
we challenged our queens

to snatch our attention

with their best
celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,

category is
Fascinating Fascinators.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

First up, Olivia Lux.

This girl is poison.
Mercury poison.

[Michelle laughs]

Olivia: I am a mad scientist

with a full
patent leather lab coat.

My chemical experiment
just went crazy,

and it goes up to this
liquid mercury fascinator.

I'm really excited to give
the judges a kooky, dark side.

RuPaul:
She blinded me with science.

Rosé.

Michelle:
Dress by Miracle Gro.

Rosé: I am donning the most
enormous rose on my head.

Yes, I'm a delicate flower,
but I'm studded with thorns.

Underneath the soft floral
fantasy is a huge prick.

[RuPaul whispers] Rosebud.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Utica.

Carson: Oh, I didn't
ant-icipate this look.

Utica: My fascinator
is a picnic basket

with little bees
coming out of it.

And I am rocking
this asymmetrical vibes,

and these ants
that are made of buttons

crawling up my boots,

they're disrupting my picnic!

Eek, ooh, bye!

[imitating Yogi Bear]
She loves pic-a-nic baskets!

-Was that your Yogi Bear?
-Mm-hmm.

[all laugh]

[Michelle imitates Yogi Bear]
Hey, hey, Booboo!

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Symone-Symone-yay.

Ooh.

Michelle: Hello, goddess.

Symone: I really wanted
to take this opportunity

to do some activism in my drag

and personify
that Black angelic being.

-Oh!
-And as I turn around,

you see on the back
there are two bullet holes.

And I put my hands up.
Don't shoot.

It's not a moment,
it is a movement.

We need to continue
to say their names.

Breonna Taylor, George Floyd,
Brayla Stone, Trayvon Martin,

Tony McDade, Nina Pop,
Monika Diamond.

-Now, that's a statement piece.
-Yes, baby.

RuPaul: Gottmik.

Ts: That's gotta hurt.

Gottmik: This week's
one of the first times

on this runway
where it is 100% me.

I have my signature clown white
facepaint back in action,

and a giant fucking safety pin

stabbing
right through my brain,

with Swarovski blood
dripping down.

I'm a punk rock
George, gorg.

RuPaul: Punk's not dead!

Denali.

Carson:
Oh, she's really on a roll.

Michelle:
Always bring condiments.

Denali: I am rolling down
the runway as I do best,

serving you vintage
diner girl realness.

She is trying to, ooh,
take every order she can,

and balance
this coffee on her head,

and I am owning my skates
on this runway

better than I did day one.

RuPaul: She likes
a little ketchup on her frank.

Carson: And her Larry.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Elliott With 2 Ts.

Carson: I like that
she feathered her hair.

RuPaul: Yes, she did.
Well, that's back in again.

Elliott:
My fascinating fascinator

is giving you an asymmetrical,
one-legged catsuit

with a gorgeous
Philip Treacy-inspired

feathered fascinator,
full flamingo fantasy.

RuPaul:
You betta flamin-go, girl.

Tina Burner!

Carson:
She already done had horses.

Tina: I'm serving
full horse experience.

We got the horse head
on a saddle,

the Winner's Circle
roses on my collar.

I even have
my riding boots on.

I'm about to spank these
bitches with my horse realness.

RuPaul: She found that hat
in her bed.

Michelle: Oh, no!

RuPaul: Kandy Muse.

Carson: She's also
feathered her hair.

-It is a trend.
-Uh-huh.

Kandy: For this look,
I just thought to myself,

what are you always thinking
about in your head? Yourself.

So the fascinator
on top of my head in feathers

spells out
my last name: Muse.

I am walking down the runway

like I am in a fucking
fashion show in Paris, baby.

Ts: Ain't no grey areas
in that, baby.

-It's just black and white.
-That's right.

RuPaul:
This bitch is layered.

Welcome, queens.
I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Symone.

Tina Burner.

Kandy Muse.

Ladies, you are safe.

And Symone, I wanna thank you

for bringing such a powerful
message to the runway.

You're welcome.
Thank you, guys.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Olivia Lux.

So I'm gonna talk
about this first.

What I like most about it

is it's really different
to what Olivia usually does.

So it shows us a little
versatility, and I like that.

So I wanna get down
to the Snatch Game.

-Shouting.
-Now, girl,

you know that
when you choose a character

with a big personality
such as Tabitha Brown,

you have to embody that.

You gave us the look,
but I didn't really feel

like you were giving us
Tabitha Brown.

I think we needed more
information about who she was.

I'm a big fan of Tabitha Brown,

and there's so much more to her
than just being a vegan.

She loves her husband,
she loves her kids.

All of that was gone,

and you just focused
on bananas and apples.

All right, Rosé.

This look,
I'll take Rosé all day.

It's really fun.

It's kind of a Cecil Beaton,
My Fair Lady.

There's a lot of times
I struggle with your choices,

because you happen to love
a frilly, ruffly moment,

and usually I lose your neck
or I lose something.

But in this outfit tonight,
with the one shoulder,

it's very flattering,

and the ruffles don't
actually get in the way.

I am a big fan
of the entire Tudor dynasty,

so I was so heavily invested
in your Mary, Queen of Scots.

You're looking fucking great.

The way you were bouncing
those head jokes off of Ru,

I almost died.

Because Ru can give
a real mean head joke.

[all laugh]

But I thought
it was so brilliant

that you leaned into
your Scottish heritage.

I loved that you kind of brought
her into contemporary life.

Like she was living today,

even though she's from,
like, the 16th century.

-[laughs]
-I Googled that.

Up next, Utica.

This look tonight
is super cute.

You have proven time and again

that you're a fashion queen
with a quirk.

I love it. I wanna just
go outside and eat.

[all laugh]

What was not having me
wet-on-wet was your Bob Ross.

Environment.

He's known to have

this Mr. Rogers
kind of soothing voice,

and people watch
to be mesmerized and calmed,

and I just wasn't getting that.

When Ru comes to you,
you wanna make Ru laugh,

and I think
that was the problem.

We didn't laugh.

Yeah.

-All right, Denali.
-Hi.

This look is what we would
normally consider costuming,

because it literally
is a costume.

But the way you presented it,
with the coffee fascinator

and then this skating waitress
kind of moment,

it was so fun that it
brought me kind of out of that

and into, oh,
this is really cute.

You make me want
a burger right now.

[al laugh]

Let's talk about your JVN.

Now, I know a thing or two

about some Queer Eyes
up in here.

You were so spectacular.

Thank you so much.

And you did what you're
supposed to do in improv,

which is embody that person.

JVN was inside you.

-Oh, my.
-Not literally, I don't think.

[all laugh]

-Gottmik.
-Hello!

Man, you turn it on this runway
every friggin' time.

Thank you.

A-ma-zing.

Can't tell you how obsessed
with this punk look

that you've got
going on tonight.

Like, that seventies
and eighties London punk scene

is really
what got me into music.

I know it sounds odd,
but it is,

and that is the epitome

of everything I wished
or I thought I looked like.

Let's talk about
your Paris Hilton.

Smelling.

You had that lazy kind of,
you know, that's hot.

So over it.

Lazy kind of, like, Valley girl,

Like a little drunk,
but it's just so hot.

And what you did so well,
you did your homework,

and then all you had to do was
kind of answer the questions.

That was genius.

-You're so hot. Thank you.
-You're welcome.

I know that you've done
Paris' makeup before.

Do you think she'll be happy
with your impersonation?

I feel like I played her
a little party,

but also gave her the CEO twist,

so I hope
she'll appreciate that.

Fingers crossed.
I still wanna paint you, bitch,

so please don't be mad.

[all laugh]

-Elliott With 2 Ts.
-Hi.

This outfit, you know, when
you were coming out, I was like,

well, can't really tell
if I like it or I don't.

But then as I got into it more,

I kind of dug the fact that
we're doing a flamingo moment,

and it's kind of like
I'm standing on one leg.

So I got into the whole
ensemble as a look.

-Um, the Snatch Game.
-Yeah.

Out on the lanai.

Everybody loves Rue McClanahan,

and I was waiting
for you to exude here.

Yeah.

Everybody loves
a Southern belle.

When you do an icon,

we know them so well,
and that's a tricky choice,

because when we know
so much about the character,

you gotta get it
really, really right,

and there's no room for error.

And there wasn't enough
Rue McClanahan there.

And to play it on the nose,

that's when you have
to do it impeccably well.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Olivia Lux.

Tonight on the runway
it was really fun

to see a completely
different look from her.

However, her Snatch Game

was one of the biggest
letdowns for me,

because there was so much

that could have been done
as Tabitha Brown.

She has at least three
or four catchphrases,

and she didn't hit one of them.

As long as we've
been doing this show,

these kids come up in here.

"Oh, I know Snatch Game,
I got my character."

But it was just not funny.
Let's move on down to Rosé.

Tonight was a great night
for Rosé.

I am always kind of
on the fence with her fashions.

She considers herself
a fashion clown,

and the clown is more prevalent
sometimes than the fashion.

[all laugh]

-I'm not being shady, I'm just--
-Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

I'm calling it
like I see it, girl.

But tonight on the runway,
I didn't mind it so much.

I liked the thorns around the
dress and the shoulder piece.

And in the Snatch Game,
Rosé was really funny.

-Being a greedy bastard.
-She's making her modern.

She's talking about things
that Mary, Queen of Scots

had no idea what any of this
would have been about,

and that was
the absurdity of it.

Utica.

This look on the runway,
the fit is gorgeous.

She creates a beautiful shape.

I liked them little antses
and stuff

that was crawling up
her leg and stuff.

I wanted to get some Raid

and be like, "Get off my sister,
get off my sister!"

But her performance
as Bob Ross was, like, wah-wah.

As a queen,
she wasn't able to grasp

what makes Bob Ross
an interesting character.

Let's move on to Denali.

This look on the runway, yeah,
it was a tiny bit costumey,

but I loved the fascinator.

I thought it was so cute
and whimsical.

I have to tell you,

I have
a soft spot in my heart

for the original fab five.

But Denali's Snatch Game
tonight as JVN was hilarious.

Her Snatch Game was so great

that she was
a real star tonight.

It's what Snatch Game
is all about.

-Yep.
-Gottmik.

When I saw Gottmik,
I was, like, wow,

that is a great visual
interpretation of Paris Hilton.

And then the performance
was kind of robotic

and sedated and lackadaisical,

and I was like,
that's perfect!

That is Paris Hilton!

I loved the voice change
in the beginning,

and then was in it,
and you called him out on it.

It was hilarious.

And then one thing
she never lets us down on

is a runway look.

The punk rock, it just
made me wanna get a jacket

and stick a pin in me.

And then it had a ballsack
of rhinestones of blood.

I noticed that.
I love a red ballsack.

-Yes, don't we all?
-Sign me up.

-Elliott With 2 Ts.
-Tonight on the runway

when she first came out,
I didn't like it.

I was like, what is with
that floppy leg?

And then I went, oh,
my goodness, she's a flamingo.

I did not get flamingo
until Michelle mentioned it.

She's a well-put-together queen.

However, it's just
the Snatch Game for me,

I just kept waiting
for her to give it,

waiting for her to give it,
and, Ru, I never got it.

I was looking for sultry.

That's, like, the essence
of Rue McClanahan.

It's about being sexy,
but not being super slutty.

That's a Southern belle,

that's a "bless your heart"
instead of saying eff you.

Bless your heart.

Bless your heart!

Now, when you compare that

to the Paris Hilton
that Gottmik did,

you could feel Gottmik's
wink-wink, I'm in on the joke.

You couldn't get that
from Elliott.

Yeah.

If you were gonna do
Snatch Game,

Carson, who would you do?

-I would do Michelle Visage.
-[laughs]

And, Michelle,
who would you do?

-Rosie Perez.
-Okay.

I would probably do
Pearl Bailey.

-Ooh!
-Madison, who would you do?

I think I would do Ursula
from The Little Mermaid.

-Okay!
-I'd be fat fish.

[all laugh]

Silence!
I've made my decision.

La fille entrez.

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Denali. This week you served us
Jonathan Van Ness,

and we ate it up.

You're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you, Ru.

[all laugh]

Rosé. This week you really
rose to the occasion.

You are safe.

Thank you.

Gottmik. You gave us a night
in Paris we'll never forget.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the
winner of this week's challenge.

[cheering]

Oh, God, I'm dying.

You've won a cash prize
of $5.000.

Thank you!

[laughs]

I did not just fucking win
Snatch Game.

It's too much.

Utica. We loved
your runway look,

but your Snatch Game
was no picnic.

Olivia Lux.
We loved your fascinator,

but your Tabitha Brown made us
wonder, where's the beef?

Elliott.
Your flamingo was chic,

but your Rue McClanahan
didn't have a leg to stand on.

Olivia Lux.

You're safe.

[applause]

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Come here.

Utica, Elliott With 2 Ts,

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

Being in the bottom
and lip syncing against Elliott,

like, the dancing queen,
is scary.

But I am here
to put on a show, too.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life.

[exhales]

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ I want to play
with you tonight ♪

♪ Hold me, that's all
that's on my mind ♪

♪ Baby, something
feels so right ♪

♪ I want to be
so in love with you ♪

♪ I want to do
just what you want to do ♪

♪ 'Cause I ♪

♪ I'm fascinated
by your love, boy ♪

♪ I'm fascinated
by your love toy... ♪

Utica is using every inch
of the stage.

Miss Thing
has daddy long legs.

It's hard to keep up with her.

But I am a Texas girl.

I'm holding nothing back
right now.

♪ Kiss me,
let me make you mine ♪

[all laugh]

♪ I love it,
loving you sometimes ♪

♪ 'Cause I ♪

♪ I'm fascinated
by your love, boy ♪

♪ And I'm fascinated
by your love toy ♪

♪ And I'm fascinated
by the way you make me feel ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Utica, shantay you stay.

[applause]

You may join the other girls.

Love you all.

Elliott, I now know
what the extra T is for.

Tenacity.

Don't let anyone
take that away from you.

Now sashay away.

Thank you so much for this.
It means everything to me.

Thank you.

[applause]
Yes!

I love you all.

I love you guys. Mwah.

Look, Mom, I don't have to
fly under the radar anymore!

I get to be a woman!

Bye!

[all laugh]

I knew it was a risk,

taking on
such an iconic character,

but you have to take risks
in life.

You can't just play it safe.

One thing I learned
was that you don't have to be

the loudest person in the room
to be liked,

but you just
have to be yourself.

You can be the underdog, but if
you stay strong and keep going,

you can accomplish anything.

Pblblblbl.

Con-drag-ulations, queens.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You need to make over
each other.

This is gonna be interesting.

I love it. That's you.

You painted her face
the way that you would paint.

I wanna hear from each of you.

-Who should go home tonight?
-Ooh!

Let's see how this one
turns out, America.

-Aah!
-Aah!

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪