Original subtitles

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

I'm sorry, but do you mind if I take those?

What?

Those empty bottles

These?

Yes.

Sure Go ahead...

Hold on.

(Han Ye-seul)

(Song Joong-Ki)

Thank you.

Hey.

Yes?

What are you going to do with those?

What else? I'll sell them.

They won't be worth much.

Do you know how much?

5 cents. And three of these?

15 cents.

What's 15 cents every day for 365 days?

5 times 5 is...

$57.15.

That's your water bill

for one whole year.

(PENNY PINCHERS)

What I'm saying is, the applicants with great test scores are

that much more invested, so they're more likely to quit and run

if they get a better job offer.

But, I couldn't care less about my paycheck.

I'm satisfied doing my job and getting paid just enough.

I'm the perfect employee because I won't be a financial burden!

If that's the case, why don't you work for the government?

Those tests you have to take are really hard.

You majored in Chinese classics?

So? Do you speak good Chinese?

If knowing a lot of Chinese characters makes you fluent in Chinese,

then Koreans would be the best

But I do know a lot of Chinese proverbs.

And how would you describe this situation using a Chinese proverb?

"The fool goes after what he cannot have?"

- Did you see that wild boar? - Boar?

Why does that have to take so much money?

Because I have to pay a fee for each job application.

You've heard of our generation, how we're the 880 dollar generation?

What's that now?

Basically, it's so hard to get a job these days, that it takes 880 dollars

a month to pay application fees.

That's what our generation is called.

That's how companies make their money nowadays, like colleges.

Won't the fees be higher for the big companies?

You bet, since they're big corporations and all.

Won't you need at least 1000 dollars?

1000!? Wow!

I swear, if you were born in Finland, you'd be the President!

Thanks, mom, I think $1000 should cover it.

Do you have a boyfriend? No?

I'm sorry I'm really sorry

Why are you always so late, Marlon?

Can't we meet on weekends?

Why? Because there aren't any guys in our club?

Well... That's one thing, but we look like a bunch of

on scooters if we meet on weekdays.

Why would you say that?

Unemployed people need hobbies, too.

Actually, I got a job.

Does that mean you can't come on our rides anymore?

Yeah. Today will be my last day.

- That's too bad. - Congratulations!

Tenants have to bring their ID and lease contracts by this week

to file your applications.

After that, your moving assistance costs will be wired to your account.

And you'll all, 2 months to move out, but no later than May 31st.

How much do I get if I have two people in my family?

Two people... That's $9486.00

What if you live by yourself?

That's 6... No, $7,06800.00

7000?

I just got a call and they said I got the job.

Congratulations, I didn't know you had it in you.

Sorry, Sorry, about that.

Today's my last day here, too, so I'll pay for these drinks.

These soft drinks won't cut it.

Why don't you take us all out for real drinks?

Mint can help pay, too!

You should do that.

We should all go out for a drink. What do you think?

- You're so funny - We're free anytime

Really, we're always free.

You should do this for us.

Ugh...

Can I ask where you're going to be working?

SK... SK Telecom.

Oh...

Stupid...

I should have said Samsung.

Whatever.

Hello.

You said you'd have it for me by today.

Oh, you mean the rent.

Yes.

Take it out of my deposit.

Your deposit's long gone.

You used it up a long time ago.

You mean I used up the last of it three months ago?

I told you a million times I need the rent to pay my bills!

You should have thought of some other way to pay your bills!

I'm expecting some money my way soon, so relax.

Hey, your skin is practically glowing!

You know I'll keep my word.

You know I'll never let you down.

Well, have a good night!

What am I going to do with that boy!

Ma'am?

Here. That's $1000 including two months' rent and 600 dollars in overdue rent.

Thank you.

No, I should thank you!

I'm so glad I don't have to see that good-for-nothing anymore.

So... If I got this correctly, Ku Jang-il won't actually be

moving into the house, will he?

No.

Ku Jang-il and Ku Hong-sil.

You and your father live right next to each other?

Yes. Our family likes staying close together.

Why don't you live together in one house?

We're close, but we're not that close.

I see...

Would you like the money to be sent to two accounts or...

No, I'll take them both in my bank account.

Wait, so that's $7,068 times two...

That's... Where's my calculator?

It should be $14,136.00

Yes?

Will you bring a new deposit of $5,000 dollars by tomorrow

so we can write up another contract?

If you can't do that, I'm bringing in another tenant.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

What?

Don't forget, I need it by tomorrow.

Wait! How am I supposed to get 5000 dollars by tomorrow!

Ma'am!

We were about to call you.

We're glad you came down here.

The deferment period has ended on your student loan of $20,000,

and until now Haenam Fund has been paying the interest...

Sir, are you here today on some other business?

Didn't you want to speak to us about something?

Congratulations.

Your savings of 30,000 dollars has matured.

Thank you.

We're very sorry.

This has been Everybody Cash, where everybody gets access to cash!

Hey! Hello? Hello?

Oh...

(Cash for Kidneys)

Kidneys?

Ugh... I don't know...

Who is this? Hello?

Yes? Who's this?

Mint?

I got a job because I was running out of money,

but there's nothing great about being a secretary.

After a few days at the job, I wanted to give it up again.

People need to do two kinds of things in life,

the things they want to do, and the things they should do.

If you don't do what you should do when you're young,

you won't get to do the things you want to do when you're older

I don't want to work, either, but what else can I do?

But Ji-woong, I think that...

Is it all right if I call you Ji-woong?

Sure.

Did I keep you waiting?

Hey.

Hey, what's up?

You want to wait for me upstairs?

Okay.

Tomorrow at 10?

Miss?

Yes?

What are you doing?

Oh... I like a lot of sugar in my coffee.

This is more like it.

(Sister)

Sorry.

What is it?

Something. terrible has happened!

Why? Did your husband beat you again?

That's not important right now.

This wild boar came into mom's store and destroyed everything!

Why did the boar do that?

How should I know? I'm not the boar!

Mom's fine, thank goodness, but what'll we do with the store?

But mom was supposed to send me $1,000 today...

How can you say that!

Mom lost everything she has, and you're asking for money? How could you!

Why?

Our auditors will question me if you have over $150,000.00 in your account.

But, I don't have anyone I can trust.

Not even your family or friends?

Well, there is one other way.

There are brokers who sell bank accounts under false names,

mostly using the identities of homeless people.

I don't know if that's safe...

Unless, you have someone you can completely trust,

that might be the better option.

We'll give it more thought.

I have to go back to the office.

Okay.

You can finish that first.

Don't you like coffee?

I do, but this is lukewarm.

Good, I like lukewarm coffee.

I have to pull an all-nighter anyway so...

No, I'll drink it.

I can finish that off for you...

Let's go.

Are you okay?

I felt queasy all of a sudden...

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah.

Are you very busy these days?

It's a little messy.

I'm moving out tomorrow.

Oh.

Do you like vodka?

What?

Let's stop drinking now.

Right, You have to get up early to move...

That'll be 2 dollars.

Okay...

I'm sorry but I'm short 50 cents.

Can I pay you back later?

You don't have enough

What?

There must be a mistake.

(balance inquiry)

(42 cents)

Listen.

That holds three condoms, so you think I can get. two for $1.50?

Or you can help me out and pay the 50 cents and I'll give you one.

You'll need it one of these days, even if it's not right now.

I'm telling you you'll find yourself needing one of those.

Look! UFO!

(Breath Mints)

(Let's take things slow. Let's go ride)

At least,

I got to touch her breasts...

You won't find a better place to stay in for two months.

- What do you think? - I like it.

Right? That's good.

But what's all this?

Why are you still here!

What am I supposed to do with all this stuff?

Hurry up and get on out!

Let's go sign the lease.

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Stop calling me that!

What else do I call you?

I'm sorry you had to see that.

There are brokers who sell bank accounts under false names,

mostly using the identities of homeless people.

Hey.

Hey!

How old are you?

I'm 26.

I'm 27. That makes us practically the same age.

Do you want a drink?

Pour yourself one.

Do you have any beers?

- If you don't want any, forget it. - No,

no Thank you I mean, thanks.

Do you have a place to go?

I go wherever the wind takes me.

How can you joke at a time like this?

I have to keep my sense of humor up and running.

Is there anything you can do?

Me? I can do a dog impression.

It's a miracle you survived this long.

I made it this far, so I can

make it again.

Do you know what the Bible tells us not to do 365 times?

It tells us, do not fear.

Worrying isn't going to change anything.

You know all residents here have to move out in two months, right?

Really? Why?

Because of redevelopment.

What about me and people like me? Where will we go?

Oh, right.

I got kicked out.

I have an idea.

Do you want to make some money over the next 2 months?

Money? How?

You'll find out soon enough.

How much can I make?

How much do you want to make?

Maybe...

5,000 dollars?

Okay. 5,000 dollars.

Really?

I can really make $5,000 in two months? Really?

But you have to promise to

do whatever I say.

Are you sure this isn't going to involve kinky stuff?

If you don't want to do it, fine.

No!

I'll do whatever you say! Anything!

Fine. Now pour me a drink.

Okay! Here!

First, give me all the money you have, down to the last cent.

Okay!

4 dollars and 76 cents.

This is it?

Yeah.

Now, listen carefully to what I'm about to say.

One, nothing ever comes for free.

I'm taking this as rent.

Bring your sheets so you can sleep here.

Go to bed early since we have to get up early tomorrow.

Listen.

Do you like me or something?

What?

Otherwise, why would you suddenly be so nice to me?

Idiot.

(Let's see who wins)

Ow... That hurts...

Bring only what you think you really need.

And it can't fill up more than three boxes.

What do I do with the rest?

And that gas stove is...

This won't be of any use.

Then pay me for the scrap metal

It's 33 cents per kilo, right?

- Fine. I'll give you that. - What about that table?

That's not good for anything.

Who'd want that?

No! Not this!

Do you know the biggest mistake people make when they buy things?

They can't distinguish between what they need and what they want.

And most of the things they want are things they don't need.

This is a good example.

I need this.

For what?

Well...

I still need it.

You wouldn't understand.

This is more than a scooter to me.

He's been with me for the ten years I've been in Seoul.

He's like my little brother.

I even gave him a name.

What's his name?

Audi...

You can't even afford gas for an Audi.

Please, You can't take this away. I need this.

Please?

Are you sure you don't have any money lying around?

Yeah! I think I'm all set.

I don't have any money waiting for me anywhere.

Are you sure about that?

I completely forgot about this deposit!

Wait here.

Here!

Here's 177 dollars for your stuff we sold and the $4.76 you gave me.

I opened a $5,000 account for you.

Put all the money you have in that account right now.

Okay...

Ku Hong-sil?

Why is it in your name?

I'm a VIP so if it's in my name, you get 1.2% more interest

Still...

You can't withdraw money until it matures, and you'll be keep the book.

I won't steal that from you.

You said you'll do as I say.

Forget it

What time is it?

10:46

You made $191.76 morning alone.

Deposit every single cent you make into that account.

And you'll see for yourself how much money you're making.

- Okay... - Do you know how to drive?

Yeah.

It's the place that was featured on the 173rd episode?

Wait here.

I was wondering who went around selling these...

Let's go.

Didn't she want it?

One, nothing in this world is worthless.

How much did I say this is?

$150

What about this?

Thank you.

Some young lady came and asked me $200 for this.

Oh... And take a look at these.

The poster will look way nicer if you put these up next to it.

How much are those?

They're 10 dollars each.

I don't know about this...

What's your problem?

Isn't there a... more legitimate way to make money?

It doesn't matter what you put in your mouth,

it'll all end up in the toilet.

Whatever.

But is it really okay for us

to take those things?

If we don't take them, someone else will.

You heard about those African antelopes, right?

Cheetahs prey on them

Do you know what's most

important for those antelopes?

That they don't try to outrun the cheetah.

They try to outrun the other antelopes.

What a great way with words you have...

How much work do you think you did today?

About 100 dollars' worth?

One, always ask for more.

It won't hurt.

You're done for the day, so go do whatever you want.

Put that money in your account as soon as you see a bank.

One, Two, Three, Four.

200 dollars.

Oh!

What do you want?

Can I ask you something?

What kind of girls do guys like?

Well... It depends.

What if you had to choose between a talkative girl and a quiet girl?

If I had to choose... A quiet girl?

You're here.

A 6 to 7% return isn't bad for bonds,

but I think we can do more.

I think you can consider increasing the share of stocks in your portfolio.

What do you say?

Or do you want to stick to safe investments?

Fine.

Is everything all right?

You've been so quiet today.

Oh!

Did you give any thought to what we talked about?

Good.

Okay.

And we can use his name for two months?

I'll open an account in his name, so you can wire your money there.

Who is he?

Is he someone you can trust?

Is he your boyfriend?

If you get a good return from this account, give him a reward.

Reward? How much?

In most cases, it's about 10% of the investment.

Gwan-woo, I've been thinking...

The real reward would not be about giving him fish, but rather to teach him

how to fish, do you know what I'm saying?

I mean, I'm not saying this because I want that money for myself

but really, how will it help him?

Wouldn't it be a much better reward to teach him how

to live a decent life instead?

Oh...

Sure...

What are you doing?

Hurry... Hurry...

Move.

Okay!

I need to go...

Don't you have a TV in here?

Huh?

What's a TV? Is that food?

Ugh.

Here.

What is that?

I'm making money thanks to you, so...

It looked like you were going to see your boyfriend.

If you wear a little of that...

What is it supposed to be?

It's supposed to be really popular right now.

This one side's an eyeliner, and the other side's mascara.

It's supposed to be really good.

I was thinking of a way to thank you...

Go return it.

Take it, I wanted to thank you somehow.

Idiot.

Hey!

Watch and learn.

Fine, I got it I'll do it.

Put these gloves on.

I don't need them.

Mouse!

Mouse! Mouse!

Mouse...

I can tell what's going on.

Did you have a fight during your date?

Date?

There are three things

I can never have.

Religion, illness, and boyfriends.

What is that?

They all cost money.

But, you can't live without having a relationship.

I do fine without one.

I'm saying you need a real relationship to connect with people.

You need to add meaning to your life somehow.

I don't need meaning, as long as I have a goal.

So what is that goal of yours?

Isn't it everyone's goal to be happy?

And that's why we have relationships.

Happiness?

People are unhappy because they try too hard to be happy.

What is she saying?

You're in a business?

What kind of business?

I do all kinds of things.

I'm in the wedding business.

Where are the friends of the bride and groom?

One, Two...

Thank you.

800 dollars?

- Count it. - Thanks.

And sports marketing.

What's going on?

Thank you, Thank you.

Hello! Thank you.

And how do I call it...

The sound recording business...

Come get your fresh Ullungdo squid!

Caught by an Ullungdo island girl!

Yeonggwang's croakers are here and...

You said you're from Jeolla province.

Why can't you talk in that accent?

Baby octopus!

Get your fresh baby octopus!

So are you making a lot of money?

I wouldn't call it a lot, but it's enough to pay for these drinks...

Oh. I left my wallet What?

- Are you kidding me? - I must have left it at home.

Sorry, I'll pay next time.

Why don't you go home and get it?

I'll pay next time.

Are you sure you can trust that business partner of yours?

Yeah. Why am I getting so nervous to hear you're making money?

Isn't there anything fishy about that guy?

Keep your head on straight so you don't get stabbed in the back.

Don't worry. Drink up.

If they thought they could take my hard-earned cash...

Sorry.

Welcome!

Please place your account book in the slot.

(Mint)

Hey! I've been meaning to call you...

Yeah. I've been busy with my job training, so...

Ride? Tomorrow? Count me in!

Oh where? Tomorrow at where?

My address was listed as next door to yours.

Did you do that on purpose, so I can look you up?

Look all you want, but I don't have a dime on me.

Right...

I actually came to give you money today instead.

Use this to get yourself some delicious food and pretty clothes.

Give it to that lady who lives with you.

Is this your boyfriend?

No. Hurry up and go.

Wait a minute.

- Hello. - Hello.

Oh. Hello.

I'm Chun Ji-woong.

I don't know what your relationship is to my daughter, but...

What are you doing? No!

I hope you'll take good care of her.

When an adult gives you money, you should take it.

Oh. Thank you.

- Hurry. You should go - Okay

1, 10, 100, 1,000, 10,000...

Was that your dad?

He's a gambler.

Really?

He's famous for sucking at it.

Oh...

He lost his business five years ago, and he claims to have found his

calling in life in gambling.

Are you sure I can keep this money?

Why don't you keep it and see?

Can I ask you something?

Ask me anything you want.

Where do people usually go?

What kind of people?

Just... people... guys and girls...

There are three places young people go to the most in Seoul.

Cafes, the movies,

and motels.

What about any place that doesn't cost money?

A place that doesn't cost any money... The Han River?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Wake up!

Oh!

Hello.

Where's that money I gave you earlier?

Huh?

Where's that check I gave you? Huh?

Here.

Oh...

Yes. This is it.

Do you have any cash on you?

No. I don't.

Are you sure about that?

Yes.

- Give me that. - I don't have any money.

Why are you doing this to me?

You can take these all you want, but it won't help you quit smoking.

If you keep this up, you'll reach your goal in one month.

What are you going to do with the $200,000.00?

Oh...

I don't know...

I haven't thought about that yet.

Damn it.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Don't you like concerts?

How much were the tickets?

I think they were 180 dollars each.

I get queasy when I'm anywhere where there are lots of people...

Really?

Are you sure you don't need to see a doctor?

I'm fine but it's just I can't go anywhere with lots of people...

I'm sorry.

I haven't ridden my scooter like that in a long time I'm beat.

I don't understand people who go to those motels.

What?

You're using the same sheets used by a bunch of other people! Gross!

Oh... Right...

Remember Sysop? He opened a shop selling scooters.

Really?

He kept bugging me and asking me to come over sometime,

so I told him I'm seeing you.

Oh... Good, good...

Are you going to let me see your house today?

What?

Hong-sil...

Yeah?

We're below Seongsan Bridge now...

Really? Should we go back?

Walk? Walk back? To Hannam Bridge?

Why?

Aren't they to die for?

Yeah, I guess.

- 800 dollars... - Oh well...

Ji-woong, I'm going home.

I thought you were going to come over.

Maybe next time.

Kyung-joo! Wait!

Here's your receipt for 880 dollars total, with tax.

Thanks.

Wow! This place is nice.

I guess...

I drink like five cups of coffee a day in my office,

so I don't keep any in the house...

cold beers instead of coffee?

Really?

Are you sure though?

You have to drive.

I'm too tired to drive home anytime soon.

I'll rest a little before I go.

Really?

Yeah.

Since you got me a gift, I'll run out and buy the beer.

Okay.

What?

I need money for the beer

Which drawer?

Third drawer.

Third...

Tell him to pay me for the apartment 40 dollars.

Chang-geun wants 50 dollars for the apartment.

Fine. I'll leave the cash.

Tell him not to come home until I call him.

She's here!

Coming!

Don't come home!

That took you...

Who are you?

I'm Ji-woong, Chang-geun's friend

Oh. You're Ji-woong.

I haven't seen you in a while.

Oh... Chang-geun's not...

Ji-woong! I got lost downstairs...

Mother!

- This is my girlfriend. - Oh.

Oh! Hello! I'm Ha Kyung-joo.

You're a very pretty girl.

I think you're much prettier.

That's very sweet of you.

Where's Chang-geun?

He said he's going to the library...

And what's the job situation like?

Didn't he tell you?

Ji-woong got a job at SK Telecom!

Oh. That's nice.

I wanted to surprise her, so I haven't told her yet.

She doesn't look surprised.

She fainted from high blood pressure a while ago,

so she tries not to get too excited over anything.

She's actually very surprised right now.

I'm so worried about Chang-geun.

He should get a job soon, too.

Who's Chang-geun?

He's my cousin.

My mom brought him up from when he was little, so they're close.

He should get a job so he can get a nice girlfriend like you did.

And he can get married, too.

Don't worry. He'll get a job soon.

You should help him.

He's a smart boy, but he doesn't have the skills.

Oh... Okay I will.

- Well, stay and have fun. - Yeah.

Are you leaving already? Goodnight

Take care, ma'am.

Ji-woong?

Song-i?

Who is she?

This is Chang-geun's girlfriend.

Song-i,

this is Mint, I mean Kyung-joo

- Hello. - Hello.

Chang-geun's girlfriend?

Song-I, This is mother.

Hello.

Where's Chang-geun?

Shit, I forgot!

Chang-geun's at...

He's at the library.

But he told me to meet him here.

Why would he do that?

What's going on?

What do you mean what's going on?

You're the reason Chang-geun hasn't gotten a job yet.

because you keep wasting his time!

What?

What does that have to do with you, lady?

What? Lady?

What did you call me?

Do you know who I am?

Mother! Calm down!

It's not Song-i's fault Chang-geun hasn't found a job yet!

Don't shout! Think of your blood pressure!

How old are you?

Why are you talking like that?

Excuse me? Do you even know me?

Hey! You come over here!

Kyung-joo! No!

Song-i Don't do this.

What? What did I even do?

What are you doing here anyway?

Why is the whole family here?

Yes! We came to stop Chang-geun from seeing a girl like you!

Mother! Calm down!

Think of your health! Calm down!

Chang-geun! I'm here with Ji-woong and his...

Song-i! Wait! Let's talk outside!

Hello?

Mother! Are you okay?

I knew this was strange...

Chang-geun's not the type of boy who can't find a job...

Cheer up, mother.

You still have Ji-woong!

I guess you care more about your mother than me.

It's not that I'm worried about her high blood pressure.

Fine, I'll see you later

Okay, Drive safe.

May I have some money for oil?

Did you finish recording those tapes for tomorrow?

Do you have about $3,200 saved up?

What?

Let me see your account book.

Why?

- Let me see it! - What are you doing!

Where are you touching me?

Move!

Hey? Why is there only.

$2,200 in here?

Well... It's...

Did you spend the rest?

No! No!

I lent it to a friend.

I have this friend Chang-geun.

He said he needed money for surgery, so...

Surgery? Why would you lend him money though?

Because... Because...

It's for his hemorrhoids.

He was embarrassed about telling anyone else.

He only told me about it, so...

You're in no situation to help someone else.

But, how could I ignore a friend whose asshole's hurting?

I had to help him out.

Idiot. How would you help anyone?

Hey.

You think because I stay quiet you can keep talking like that?

You can barely make ends meet.

What's it to you what I do with my money?

This is why you can't even afford a place to stay.

What about you? Why are you so crazy about money?

This is why you don't have a single friend.

Whatever.

Why is this account in your name?

Are you planning on taking.

off with my money?

What?

Forget this.

I'll close your account tomorrow.

Take the money and get out of my life.

Hey!

You're seeing each other, aren't you?

Because we offer one more burger coupon if you come as a couple.

Oh...

I guess it's obvious.

We've been dating 200 days.

You must be so happy!

You even have the same blood type!

You're meant to be!

Us?

Does this still hurt?

It's been five years, so it doesn't hurt anymore.

Apply pressure to your arm.

Thanks.

Miss? It's time to...

Will you give her a minute?

Unless you're in a hurry, always walk if the distance is under 10 kilometers.

You can get exercise,

plus you save money

Yeah. You're right.

What'll you do if you had $200,000?

$200,000?

I'd get myself an apartment,

a new car, and go traveling.

There's plenty to do with $200,000.

But that money won't last you forever.

You should be thinking of ways to make even more money.

Are you going to spend the rest of your life saving money?

I've been watching you and I think you have a problem.

What?

What is it you want to do?

What I want to do? Now?

Now or whenever.

I don't know...

There's the problem right there.

Listen.

People need to do two kinds of things in life, the things they want to do,

and the things they should do.

But you're only worrying about what you should do.

You're not leaving any room for the things you want to do.

What if that becomes a habit?

In the end, you won't even know what it is that you want to do.

Think about it Isn't that sad?

Huh?

That concert will probably be held in a big venue.

Fortunately, I don't get sick in big open places.

You'll get the tickets?

You don't have to do that...

Do you know this movie?

Do you know the movie titled "Winter Wanderer"?

I've never heard of it

It must be a crappy movie.

Its title sucks.

When I was young, my mom would cry watching that movie, and

I'd cry with her, too.

Will you please get a TV?

Are you crazy?

Why won't this close?

Excuse me Where are the S class seats?

I'm sorry?

Oh. Sorry, I thought you worked here.

Hong-sil?

Hey.

Are you kidding? Really?

Yeah! I'm serious.

Were you at a wedding today?

Yeah...

Michelle. This is Hong-sil.

This is Michelle.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Hi.

Michelle's a friend I met while studying in the States.

Girlfriend?

She's asking if you're my girlfriend.

Well, I always consider Gwan-woo as my boyfriend.

But, he seems to think otherwise.

And then if I see other guys, he gets all jealous.

What! No!

Yeah.

What were you saying?

Its nothing.

Look, it's glow sticks.

Did you guys want one?

Yeah, Get us one too.

We're both in finance, so we have a lot in common.

And she comes to Korea often.

We should all hang out after the show.

I'm sorry, Gwan-woo, but I have to go.

Why?

I thought I'd be okay, but I'm starting to get queasy again.

Really?

I'm sorry but I have to go.

Oh!

You scared me there.

When did you get back?

I didn't hear you come in.

Oh!

Hey!

See? What did I tell you?

You look way prettier with a little mascara on.

Hey, I got this great idea.

Listen.

You know how the Namsan Tunnel charges a 2 dollar toll fee?

But if there are three passengers, it's free.

So we can wait outside the tunnel, see, and we can get in cars with 1 or

2 people and ask for 1 dollar!

What's going on? Are you okay?

What?

Did your dad ask you.

for money again?

Where did it go?

Where are we going?

Follow me!

Here.

I'll show you why I said I needed this.

Mom! That's one of the scooters I sell!

You'd better not lose all your money again.

Don't worry, mom.

It's for real this time.

I'll hit it big!

Hey!

Hey!

We're here. Get off.

Hurry!

Okay!

(Winter Wanderer)

Movies were made to be watched on big screens.

Okay.

Have a seat.

(Mint)

Get your fresh baby octopus!

They're not three-legged octopus!

But eight! Eight legs!

What is that you're holding?

Kiss! Kiss!

Chun Ji-woong

Kyung-joo?

Jerk.

How long were you going to lie to me?

So you knew...

Did you think I wouldn't?

I meant to tell you I'm sorry.

I knew something was up.

I didn't mean to lie to you, it's just...

When you told us you got a job, I found myself saying...

What are you talking about?

If I hadn't told you I had a job, you wouldn't have gone out with me.

What? So you lied about having a job?

What were you going to say?

You were cheating on me and you lied?

What's all this?

Our company is doing charity work to help undernourished kids...

You said you don't have a job

Yeah, I don't, but I still have

to help the kids...

Kyung-joo,

I'm really sorry I lied to you.

But this could be for the best.

I'm not the right guy for you anyway...

Sysop!

You should go out with Sysop.

He'd make a much better boyfriend.

Who spilled all this food?

What a waste.

The bride's looking for you.

It's not what you think.

Wait... Are you two still...

What does she want with a slob like that? Hah!

Doesn't she have any taste?

Wait.

Should I be laughing right now?

Didn't your friend pay you back yet?

Oh. He said he'll pay me back soon.

Next week will make it 2 months. Hurry up.

You should hit that. 5 million won goal.

Yeah.

What are you going to do with that money?

I should find a place to stay.

So, is your friend feeling better from the hemorrhoids?

He says he thinks of me every time he takes a dump!

Really?

Yuck! Why'd I do that?

What's taking her so long?

Hong-sil!

Hey! Hong-sil!

Yuck!

You said you'd be back in 20 minutes!

Has it been 20 minutes already?

It's been 30!

My dad went bankrupt while we were still at mom's funeral.

He ran away, and his creditors came to the funeral.

They took everything, including the condolence money.

I had enough to get her cremated, but I couldn't lay her ashes to rest

because I was short 50 dollars.

I was taking the bus home when I saw this tree.

There was a tree like this right outside the house we lived in.

I don't know why I'm telling you this I must be hungry.

Let's go eat.

Yeah

They're building a golf course?

Hey. Move a little that way.

You want to buy land?

Where we saw?

Yeah. What do you think?

It's a good idea Buy it

Shouldn't you at least

give it some thought?

What's there to think about?

If I were you, I'd do it.

You should do what you want.

And you want to buy that land, don't you?

Don't you know that story about the rich old guy, who said this to his family

before he died?

Listen.

In Korea, it's all about

real estate! Then he died.

You should do what you want.

No one would sell this land.

They'll get compensation money once the golf course permit is green-lighted.

How much will they get?

It'll be at least 10 dollars

per 4 square yards.

What if I pay more than that?

But that's forest land, so the owners will only sell the land in big parcels.

You must be loaded.

Are you sure about this?

Come in.

Here's the landowner, Mr Nam.

He's in landscaping.

You can say all the trees in this town belong to him.

He even owns the Rabbit Karaoke next door.

Hello.

Actually, it's not me, it's her...

Oh! Have a seat.

120,000 dollers?

Yes.

Do you need it right away?

Okay. The client gets what the client wants.

Let's see...

First. I'll close the account under Chun Ji-woong's name.

Actually, can you leave a little behind, as his reward?

How much?

Let's say 1,000 dollars.

That's not like you.

Do you think you can wait a week to close your accounts?

Some of these will give you a big return when they mature,

but you won't get that if you close them today.

What do you want to do?

It's your money, so you decide

Here's a copy of the deeds, so you can take a look at that...

Here's the deposit money.

If you don't have the rest for me in 10 days, the contract's void.

Yes. I'll pay you in a week.

This place is nice.

Of course.

It has to be nicer than that other house. This one's bigger.

Didn't you say you live alone?

This place is a little big for one person.

I'm just taking a look at it.

Wait a minute.

Is this real meat belly?

I told you it is

It smells like meat...

And it's Korean local meat, too.

Cheers!

You worked hard for the last 2 months.

I owe it to you.

I told you all you needed to do was do as I say.

If it weren't for that 1,000, I'd have exactly 5,000 dollars.

I knew you weren't getting that money back.

Actually, that money was...

Never mind.

In any case,

I'll be skipping this town

in a few days.

Did you look at some apartments?

I have to start looking soon. You?

I have to start soon, too.

Do you think that money's enough to find you a place?

I'll find rent money somehow...

This is Chilean meat!

By the way, I wanted to ask you this...

Why did you decide to help me two months ago?

Oh... Because I felt bad for you

Really? Is that it?

Yeah Why?

I thought there might have been another reason.

Why don't you go ahead and sing me a song?

Song?

Should I?

Hold on.

Nothing ever comes for free.

That'll be one dollar.

If you give me 2, I'll give you a kiss.

If you give me 3, I'll give you a hug.

4 and a real hot kiss!

I'll throw in some light petting for 5!

6 and I'll give you a hug!

I already said that.

Lying down.

That's good...

If you give me 7, I'll... I'll...

Okay!

What?

Are you drunk or something?

Hurry up and sing.

Sing? Okay.

Here goes.

Nothing beats fried poop when you're having your rice, and your diarrhea curry

goes great with rice, too!

Yummy spaghetti noodles that look like worms, and for dessert, how about

some cockroach poo?

One more time!

For dessert, how about some cockroach poo?

What kind of song is that?

- What? - Gross!

That's hilarious!

Where are you moving to?

Will you throw this away?

Hey! Hey!

What do you want?

I'm just curious... Are you and that girl living together or something?

Yeah? So?

I don't know what that girl was thinking...

One day, she said she'll give me money for it and the next, she's...

What are you saying?

I'm not supposed to say anything.

Hey! Be careful with that!

Shoes?

Oh...

What's this?

Ku Jang-il is your father's name, right?

I don't believe this shit!

Who are you?

Some kind of con artist?

What did you think you were doing?

Get your stamp and come with me.

Here's your 4,089 dollars and 64 cents.

I could slap you right now!

I want my 7,000.

You've got to be kidding.

What?

Let's go through it one by one.

I paid your rent, 1,000.

I saved that 5,000.

You didn't have to pay for rent, food, or bills for 2 whole months.

There's 7,000 right there.

What!

I earned that 5,000 dollars!

You? You earned it?

How?

You'd have never laid eyes on that money if it wasn't for me!

I should be asking you to pay up!

And now you're asking me?

The landlords here were getting rid of their tenants to get the moving fees.

Did you think you would have lasted long?

Do you think I'm upset.

because of the money?

Why else?

I'd feel better

if you said you helped me because you really felt bad.

What about you?

Would you have stayed here if it wasn't for my offer of money?

Hey! You don't have anywhere to go!

Fine! Leave!

Stupid...

Hello?

Is this Chun Ji-woong?

Yes?

Who? No I don't know that name.

Mr. Chun. You're free to go.

Is this her?

Yes.

Then it's almost certain he was an accomplice.

Yang Gwan-woo and she disappeared around the same time.

This woman is on the Hong Kong financial blacklist for fraud.

What's going to happen to my money?

We're a little shocked because this has never happened before.

But our clients can be compensated if they were victims of

an employee's illegal practice.

Really?

But, you are Ku Hong-sil, correct?

Yes.

You and some other clients cannot be compensated by our firm.

These accounts have been personally managed by Gwan-woo and not by .

No investment bank in the world can be held liable for something like this.

And were you aware our private banking center can only be used

by clients with cash holdings of $500,000 and up?

You must have used our PB services for free,

using your relationship with Yang.

Or did you give him something in return?

There was more than money being passed around between you two,

am I right?

Oh!

You come here.

What the hell did you say to her?

Hey!

Do you know how hard she worked for that money?

Do you know what it took for her to get all that?

What the hell were you saying to her?

Detective!

Go.

Hong-sil.

If you keep following me, I'll kill you.

Hong-sil! Wait!

Hey! Don't do it.

Listen. Don't do this.

Shit!

The total's 137 dollars, with the ambulance costing 50 dollars.

Mom...

What do I do now?

Hong-sil!

Hong-sil!

Hong-sil!

Why did you leave like that? Huh?

Weren't you ever going to see me again?

Where did you move to?

When a friend's in trouble, you need to help each other out!

Who? Who's going to help me?

It's...

You? You'll help me?

Do you have any money?

You're...

I'll do it.

What are we saying we should do?

What are a couple of losers like us going to do together?

It's hard enough struggling on my own, so will you please stop

bugging me and leave?

He said he was too busy running away to get any sleep.

I've never seen a guy sleeping like that after getting arrested.

Did you get the money back?

It turns out Yang Gwan-woo was a victim in this, too.

He was completely had by that woman Michelle.

Oh, there was one account that still had some money in it.

Detective, this isn't my money.

Ku Hong-sil told me to give it to you.

She said you'll know what it's for.

Detective Choi?

(Let's see who wins)

This apartment's more ground level than basement, as you know.

It's really ground level.

You can move in tomorrow.

Did you bring the money?

Yes.

It's this tree, this one!

The landscaper came to pick it up earlier.

Sir!

Sir!

What? 8000 dollars?

Why is it so expensive?

What are you talking about?

This could go for 10,000!

I'm only giving it up cheap because I got the deposit already.

I only have 5000 on me.

Can you help me out a little?

Plant that tree!

Sir! Please!

Ugh...

I'll take out the cost of transport and whatnot.

You can have it for 7000.

But if you're not back by 9, I'm planting that tree.

Can I get $50 more?

No.

What about $30 more?

Can I get $100 more?

It's got plenty of porn on it.

- Porn? - Yes.

I've got plenty of porn, too.

We had some good times together.

Goodbye, Audi.

$100 more!

I'll give you 50 more. How's that?

$100 more!

Fine.

2 4 6...

Get out!

Chang-geun? Can you ask your mom for $400? Please?

But you said it's your uncle's institute! Tae-woo!

These jerks never help me when I most need them!

Hello.

Are you really buying me a new pair?

Sure. I wanted to apologize.

Go ahead and choose.

I've been eyeing this one pair...

Start the truck!

Wait!

Wait!

People like us who don't eat well should have fertilized eggs

to make up for lost protein, instead of unfertilized eggs.

And besides, these kids must be so lonely all by themselves, right?

Isn't that right, little hen?

What do you think you're doing?

You know I have no place to go.

You have enough money to get your own place.

Oh, that

I spent all that yesterday.

Are you out of your mind?

Where did you spend it all?

I spent it on something.

Where? What did you spend it on?

What's it to you what.

I do with my money?

Do you know what it took to get that money back?

Are you out of your mind?

Why are you smiling right now?

Where did you spend that money?

You saved up $200,000 in 5 years all by yourself.

If we work together, we can save that much in 3,

or even 2 years.

I'll get you that money back, Hong-sil, no matter what.

Are you doing this because you feel bad for me?

Yes. I feel so bad for you.

I could die.

Am I not allowed to feel that?

If something happens.

to you in there,

well, you know we have the same blood type, so you can tell me.

I have two, so I can give you one.

What are you talking about?

I know you only have one of those.

Your kidneys.

What?

Hong-sil, I know.

You sold a kidney 5 years ago after your dad went bankrupt and stuff.

I know, and it's okay

I saw your scar, too.

My scar?

Yeah. From the surgery.

- This one - That's the one.

This was for an appendectomy.

And my dad got insurance after injuring his arm.

We used that to pay all his debts.

Really?

Don't

Do you like girls who are rich

or girls who aren't?

I like girls who are pretty, like you.

That was lame.

Ji-woong.

Yeah?

Want me to kiss you?

I spent everything I had to buy that chicken.

Why is chicken so expensive?

That was free.

- Stop it already! - You said it's free!

Why didn't you get gas for the car?

We're stranded on our honeymoon!

What's the number for the insurance company?

No, not the life insurance company! That's for you!

I'm talking about car insurance! For the car!

Ji-woong! You won't believe what happened!

Why? Did your husband get in trouble again?

It's not that.

There are so many people at mom's restaurant!

You won't believe it!

(Let's see who laughs the most)