All language subtitles for MacGyver.S02E01

When James Bond gets
an assignment it's on the Riviera.

Up to his 007 in bikinis.

Me, I end up
80 miles past nowhere.

Courtesy of my buddy,
Pete Thornton,

new operations director
of the Phoenix Foundation.

And the guy who conned me into
running a security test at STRADA:

Strategic Research
And Development Administration.

Run by a military hard-nose
named Colonel Scott Woodward...

...who didn't like civilians...

...or civilian think tanks
like Phoenix...

...even after Pete's introduction.

This is the acid test I promised you.

MacGyver, meet
Colonel Scott Woodward.

- MacGyver.
- Woody and I

- were in combat together.
- Colonel.

Follow me.

STRADA was new,
not even open yet,

and top-top-secret.

Guards, dogs, alarms, electronics,
gas and maybe nuclear bombs.

All I had to do
was check the security out

by breaking in single-handed

into a high-tech mountain.

If I did, the military went back
to the drawing board.

If I didn't, Woodward got the Phoenix
Foundation's seal of approval.

Don't worry, Woody.
This is the Iast test.

If MacGyver can't get in, no one can.

Colonel, I hear
Dr. Ludlum designed the place.

Yeah, but to military specifications.

We have the ultimate security system.

That's my contribution. Like it?

You're standing on
a pressure-sensitive floor.

You forget to deactivate it,
and the entire area is sealed off.

And if you are Iucky enough
to break in,

you probably aren't gonna break out.
At Ieast not alive.

We don't take chances
with national security.

Gentlemen.

Entrance noted. Three individuals.

Surveillance units activated.

Elevator descending to central core.

This way.

Arrival noted.

Initiate proper procedure.

Palm reader.

- Strictly state-of-the-art.
- Entry approved.

Right down here.
- Welcome, Colonel Woodward.

This wing houses the physics Iab.

- What's in here?
- Exercise room.

There's one on every floor.
The scientists insisted on it.

Civilian overhead.

Well, now, come on, the scientists
know what they need, don't they?

- I mean, they are closest to the job.
- That same old song.

- Look, Pete, I did what I had to-
- Excuse me.

Mind if I Iook around?

No. No, go ahead.

Thanks.

So this is your main guy?

What makes him so special?
He doesn't even have any gear.

That's what makes him so special.

Lab looked pretty normal.

Funny, security seemed
to stop at the front door.

State-of-the-art radiation scanner.

Wonder what it was scanning.

Making waves already,
Mr. MacGyver?

- Motion detectors?
- Heat seekers.

They zero in
on your body temperature.

Do they bite?

Thirty thousand watts of Iaser

is a whole Iot more
than a peck on the cheek.

Good dogs.

Containment simulation completed.
AII drones deactivate.

MacGyver:

Sometime consultant for
the Phoenix Foundation,

alleged hockey player,
camel smuggler.

Jack-of-all-trades.

Jill Melissa Ludlum:

Born in London.

Ph.D., systems design,
Oxford University, 1980.

1980 to '82, designed
the Ludlum cybernetic circuit.

'82 to '83...

...took a year off
for personal reasons.

'83 to '86, immersed
in the STRADA project.

Hasn't come up for air yet.

Purported to be
a premier technocrat.

- You've done your homework.
- So have you. Is it true?

The technocrat part?

Let's just say that my faith
in machines

has created
a fifth-generation computer.

It's just a blink away
from true artificial intelligence.

A machine that thinks for itself?

That's right.

I don't know, I never figured

that you'd end up as
director of operations for a think tank.

I really believed that the military Iife
agreed with both of us.

It agreed with you.

Are you here to certify this place
or to open up old wounds?

- Listen, why don't we just forget it.
- Why don't we.

So tell me about Louise.
How's she doing?

She's all right. Now.

- We split up.
- Sorry, I didn't know.

It was coming.

Oh, there you are.

We were beginning to wonder
what was keeping you.

MacGyver ran into
our security patrol.

Nice guys. A Iittle short, but nice.

- Peter Thornton, I'm Jill Ludlum.
- How do you do?

- This is Steven Lee, my assistant.
Hello. How do you do?

And this is Sandi,
the computer that runs STRADA.

Sandi, access
the facility schematic, please.

Voice pattern identified.

Good morning, Dr. Ludlum.

Complying with schematic request.

We're going to give you all
the advantages an insider would have.

Though I doubt it would
make a difference.

Looks Iike this is gonna be
a tough Iady to beat.

The complex has five Ievels
around an inner core,

100,000 square feet
of Iaboratory space on each Ievel.

I'd hate to be the one
that had to do the floors around here.

Sandi, would you Iike to continue?

Operations controlled. Level three.

Surveillance maintained.
Video monitors.

Laser drones programmed.

Dr. Ludlum has decided to go without
guards once the system's online.

That's right. We've completely
eliminated the human factor.

- Now, why would you wanna do that?
- Ninety percent of security breaches

are due to human error.
Machines don't make mistakes.

Come on, doctor.

- No machine is invincible.
- This one is. I built her.

- Right.
- A quarter says she is.

I think the gauntlet just got thrown.

Wouldn't wanna take
the Iady's money, Pete.

The bet is for 25 cents,
Mr. MacGyver.

And you wouldn't be taking it.
You'd have to come get it.

It's a deal.

Undetected. Level two physics Iab.

The Iast security shift
Ieaves at midnight.

After that, it's just you, me
and Sandi.

Man against machine.
How cosy, huh?

We're depending on
your human factor, Mr. MacGyver.

We'II be in the mobile unit
monitoring your progress.

Or Iack of.

Oh, just one piece of free advice:
I've already changed the entry code.

I'II see you Iater, doc.

Don't count on it.

The simulation program
is up and running.

My estimate is Sandi
will catch him in 15 minutes.

Wouldn't be so sure
this time, Steven.

Oh, come on, Pete. He's giving
MacGyver the benefit of the doubt.

We got your Iast expert in ten.

Colonel Woodward
dumped me a mile down the road,

just to make it
a little more interesting.

And that gave me a chance to get
the pattern of the security patrols.

I was kind of hoping to catch a ride
from a couple of the guards...

... and here they were.

Calgary lost again.

A map light.

That's a start.

Comes with its own
magnifying lens. Nice.

It took the human race
3 million years to invent the telescope.

I figure I had about 35 seconds.

On the other hand,
I knew it could be done.

Take the magnifying lens...

... add a watch crystal.

Roll them up in the ever-useful
sports pages, and it ought to work.

Besides, I didn't have much choice.

Yeah, I got it.

Four-seven-one-zero.

Beautiful.

Sandi,
how's the perimeter security?

Perimeter security intact.

All guards preparing
to leave premises.

Attention, all guards must
leave compound immediately.

All guards must
leave compound immediately.

Little problem here.

I had forgotten to bring along
a card key.

But you can't let something
like that throw you

just because of a laser trap.

One of the things I used to love
about the circus

was the way they worked
without a safety net.

Scared me then.

Still does.

Especially with a 20, 000-volt laser
ready to zap me.

Four-seven-one-zero.

Arrival noted.

Initiate proper procedure.

The view from
the second floor was terrific.

More of Jill's patented security,
and my handprint wasn't cleared.

Lucky thing most people
have sweaty hands.

Even Colonel Woodward.

Enough plaster dust,
and I could pick up the pattern

of the last handprint.

Kind of like dusting for fingerprints.

Cover the sensor plate...

...press down gently...

... and what do you know?
An instant copy machine.

Entry approved.
Welcome, Colonel Woodward.

Thanks, Woody.

Sixty-four degrees. That's Iow.

Variable is within limits
of standard deviation, Dr. Ludlum.

Readjust to 68, please.

Readjustment is not required.

Execute adjustment.

Very well, Dr. Ludlum.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Guess you owe me a quarter, huh?
- I don't think so.

I got in, didn't I?

You came in with the truck,
didn't you?

- Under it.
- Perfect.

I've been arguing with
Colonel Woodward

about installing a scanner
outside the cave.

- Now he'II have to spring for it.
- Wait. Wait a minute here.

You mean to tell me
this was a setup?

You Iet me win to make a point?

Let's call it a draw.

Unauthorized voice pattern.
Identify. Possible intruder.

Deactivate the simulation, Sandi.
We're done for tonight.

I want a rematch.

- Without the truck.
You're on.

Unauthorized voice pattern.
Possible intruder.

I said, it's over, Sandi.
Deactivate.

You're up to it?
Someone once told me

that Iosing is quite
an emotional experience.

I'II just bet you it wasn't Sandi.

How did you bypass
the number code?

Sports section.

Unauthorized voice pattern.
Exterior access denied.

Sandi, release the door, please.

Stage-one security alert initiated.

Sandi, this is Dr. Ludlum.
The game is over.

All vocal override commands
inoperative.

Excuse me. You wanna Iet me know
what's going on here?

I don't believe this.
Sandi's initiated containment.

A stage-one alert.

What does that mean?

You have 30 minutes
until air supply is withdrawn.

Does that answer your question?

Woody, come here.

What's that? What does that mean?

Well, Iooks Iike we got
your specialist. Only 37 minutes.

I don't believe it.

Colonel, we have a problem.
Sandi's gone to stage-one alert.

Well, how could that happen?

It Iooks Iike a program response error.

Sandi doesn't know
it's a simulation anymore.

She actually thinks
she's under attack.

- Run the override codes.
- I can't. She's malfunctioning.

- We're Iocked out.
- Well, what about our people inside?

Hey, come on, don't worry.

We're fully prepared
for every emergency situation.

Steven, go to Evac One.

Access denied?

It's simple. AII we have to do
is override the program.

Um, if Sandi won't Iisten
to voice command,

what makes you think
she's gonna Iisten to a terminal?

It's obviously just a malfunction
in one of the audio processors.

User 1001 identified.

Security clearance, AAA.

That's funny.
We're not getting a prompt.

This isn't right.

Um, I'd say. Look out!

This system must remain online.

I am programmed
to defend STRADA.

She was never programmed
to do that.

Guess she doesn't
Iike to be touched.

Oh, no.

It's incredible!

I did it. True artificial intelligence.

Sandi's not just executing commands
anymore, she's actually thinking.

She's- She's deciding
how to defend herself.

Wait a minute, hold it.

You mean to tell me she's trying
to think up ways to get rid of us?

It Iooks that way.
- What can you do about it?

I built it. I can fix it.

I'd say our best shot is...

Is the mainframe terminal
in the control room.

She shorts that one out,
and it's, "Goodbye, memory."

I don't know what your
man did, but we'II straighten it out.

Evac One now initiated.

- Your card is invalid.
I thought this was

- supposed to override everything.
- It was.

Johnson, dismantle the control box.

See if you can set up
a manual override.

Yes, sir.

We'II just bypass
this Ievel of security.

We'II be inside in five minutes.

Is he all right?

Can you get up?
Yeah, I-

Here you go.

Get him to the infirmary right away.

I don't believe it. She's programming
her own responses.

You mean the computer did that?

We're Iucky it was
just an electric shock.

You can bet next time
she'II shoot to kill.

Which means we just used up
our one free turn.

And MacGyver's.

Steven, round up your design team
on the double. We'II go to Evac Two.

Wait. There's a power substation
at Twin Pines.

- What if we shut it down?
- Reserve generators will just kick in.

- No, they won't.
- What are you talking about?

The control program's in place,
but I haven't activated it yet.

I was gonna do that tomorrow.

Look, by my count, we've got 20
minutes Ieft. What are we waiting for?

Twin Pines supplies the power
to the only hospital within 100 miles.

Besides, I'm not gonna risk the Iives

of those two people in there
on some unproven procedure,

since Evac Two
has been successfully tested

against every emergency
in the book.

Woody, for crying out Ioud,
you've got a computer in there

- that's writing its own book.
- Come on, Pete, it's a machine.

We'II have to find
another way to Sandi's control room.

Wait, I have a card.

Reject. Card invalid.

Thirty thousand watts of Iaser
protection and no way to turn it off.

Huh. Let me see that.

Works good.

Listen, I thought you said
you could fix everything.

I said I could fix everything
from the control room.

I didn't say anything
about getting there.

Yeah.

There a Iadies' room around?

A Iadies' room?

What are you doing in there?

A mirror? Oh, come on, MacGyver.

Well, I figure if I hit it
at the right angle,

I can blow out both Iasers
at the same time.

They'II burn through that
in half a second.

I'II buy you a new one.

Yeah, that's good. Let's go.

AII right, here we go.
Watch yourself.

- You were right.
- So were you.

Warning. Do not proceed
through inner core.

Now would you be willing to admit

there's something wrong
with your program?

Maybe-

Let's go!

The system is programmed
to defend.

You have entered the inner core
without clearance.

Containment procedures
are in effect.

Come here!

Ow!

- This was a bad idea.
- Why is that?

Excess waste is automatically
dumped into an acid bath.

- How much do you weigh?
- One-seventy-five.

- This is programmed to 280.
- So if you weigh more than 105...

- ...we're in trouble.
- I think we're okay.

I Iied, 108.

Intruders must be eliminated.

It's not gonna work!

- Why are you taking your pants off?
- You got a better idea?

I'm still trying to figure out
what yours is.

Come here. Grab this.

How strong are your pants?

Stronger than your pipe.

Hand over hand, all right?

AII right.

Hang on.

Oh, I can't!

You all right?
- Yeah.

Hang in there.

Oh, hurry!

Yeah.

Here we go.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

Twin Pines power station confirms.

They're ready to shut down
when we are.

Good. Do it.

When we get the go-ahead
from General Braddock.

General Braddock doesn't know
what's going on in there. We do.

There's a whole town
out in that valley.

And we do not black it out unless
we have an official state of emergency.

Official.

Woody, two people are gonna die
out here if we don't do something!

Now, how much more official
do you wanna get?

This is just Iike Nam, Pete. We don't
do anything until I give the orders.

Well, old Sandi sure has
a mind of her own, doesn't she?

Yes, but she thinks Iike me.

So I should be able to think it through
and find her pattern,

Iogically and rationally.

Without the emotion, right?

That's what gives her the edge.

People and emotion
can't get in her way.

Look, I say we trust our instincts,
go with our gut.

You can't program that.

That's our edge.

A power disruption
has been detected.

The system must remain online
during a stage-one alert.

Pete, you old son of a gun! I knew
you were out there somewhere!

- How do you know it's him?
- Because I got a feeling.

Is the hospital on emergency power?

Good.

I owe you one.

Sandi's trying to kick in
the reserve generator.

Reserve power must be initiated.

The system must remain online.

Yeah!
The whole mountain's out.

The power's out.
We're on emergency battery Iights.

Time to go home.

Sandi, we gotcha now.

Looks Iike you got Iucky.

Reserve power must be initiated.

AII right, Iet's get those
people out of the mountain.

Take it.
- Let's go! Let's go!

Take it on the other side.
Watch your step.

Now what the hell is that?

- She's coming back on.
- No, no, it's just a surplus charge.

It can't Iast more than a minute.

Incredible!

Sandi's searching her memory

for the control command
to activate the generators.

Control command activated.

Damn it. She's found it.
It's impossible,

but she's turning on
the generators herself.

Shutdown has been circumvented.

- Shutdown has been circumvented.
What do we do now?

Start depending on one another,
I guess.

- Whoops, one of your Iittle friends.
- We'II never outrun it.

Oh, come on.
Where's your sense of adventure?

What are you doing?

- Taking out the magnet.
- What for?

Can you get that other one?

- I take it you have a game plan.
- More or Iess.

Would you mind explaining
what's going on?

Yeah, in a minute, but I need paper.
Get me some paper.

- Yeah, that'II do it.
- Do what?

The drones zero in on heat, right?

So we Iight these up,
and they'II zero in on each other.

- Brilliant!
- AII right, I need matches.

On the counter,
behind the test tubes.

Great.

Intruders must be eliminated.

Intruders must be eliminated.

Look out!

I still need matches.

Over there.

Intruders must be eliminated.

Hurry!

Intruders must be eliminated.

Go!

Three down, one to go.

Come on.

One to go, remember?

It's Ieaving.
- Sandi's pulling it back.

Stage two has commenced:

Eliminate all oxygen.

Reduce environment to vacuum.

Final countdown commencing.

She's taking this kind of personally,
isn't she?

We've got 12 minutes of oxygen Ieft.

Drone's gone.

Makes sense.
Sandi sent it to the control room.

So even if we go through this door,
it's gonna be waiting for us, huh?

That's right.

And that shoots down our only chance
to override Sandi's program.

- Are you sure?
- Of course I'm sure.

Ten minutes of oxygen remaining.
Thank you.

I got an idea.

- Sandi thinks Iike you, right?
- Right.

Well, if you're sure
that our only chance

is to get to the mainframe,
so does she.

But it is our only chance.

There might be another one.

Through the ventilation system.

Right to the oxygen outlet
and the exhaust fans.

Woody, these bypass codes are never
gonna get us through the front door.

MacGyver's got to know that
by now too.

I'm sure he's Iooking
for some other way out.

- Pete, you can't be sure of anything.
- If you're right, Mr. Thornton,

MacGyver only has two choices
for another way out:

The maintenance shaft
or the exhaust outlet.

We're getting somewhere.
- There's a catch.

Both of them are mined
with explosives

from the outside access ports.

- We only have time to dismantle one.
Mined?

So you're telling me,
if Mac tries to exit either way

- before we diffuse the explosives- ?
- He'II blow both of them

to kingdom come.

Seven minutes of oxygen
remaining. Thank you.

Vacuum pumps operative.

Oxygen being withdrawn
by outlet fan.

Six minutes of oxygen remaining.

Where's the power cable?

Over there.

If we can cut the power to the fan,
she can't take all the air out.

Warning. The exhaust outlet
is not an authorized exit.

Ah!

It worked. The fan stopped.

Sandi's Iocking the complex!

The door's airtight.

I'm sorry, colonel, but Sandi's
overriding all evac commands.

- Run the displacement codes.
- I did. Twice.

There are still
those two possibilities,

the maintenance shaft
and the exhaust outlet.

We can't roll the dice
on something Iike this.

Look, we don't roll the dice.
We make a calculated choice.

It's time we tried to think
Iike MacGyver.

His mind doesn't work
Iike yours or mine.

- We've gotta put our gut to work.
- Instinct doesn't cut it, Pete.

We've got plans.
They have been thought out.

They have been reviewed,
they've been approved.

Some of the finest military minds
in this country-

We Iost three good men in Nam
when those military minds

were sitting behind some desk
300 miles away.

I was under orders
to spot enemy troop movement.

Now, what the hell did you
want me to do?

We didn't have to be so close!

We were there, Woody.
We knew what to do.

Headquarters didn't!

And we're here now.
It's our decision.

These are our friends.

Four minutes of oxygen Ieft.

Colonel?

Woody?

AII right.

You know MacGyver best.
It's your call, Pete.

What about that wheel?

Will it manually override the door?

Yes, but the whole exhaust outlet
is mined from the outside.

You can't open that door

unless someone outside
dismantles the explosives first.

Well, then we gotta get back
to the main entrance.

We'II never get anywhere
while Sandi's still online.

What about that control box?

Does that run to the computer?

Yeah.

Holds the control wires.

Well, then if we...

...overload the wires...

We override the program.

Yeah.

That's the idea.

Where are you gonna get
the electricity?

Two minutes of
oxygen remaining. Thank you.

Ninety seconds of oxygen remaining.
Thank you.

It's gonna be kind of a stretch.

Interference forbidden.
Increase power.

Look out!
She supercharged the cable!

AII right, that's it!

Overload. Overload.

Intruders must be-
Defend- Defend.

Intruders interfend-

Intrude. Intrude system.

Defend. Def...

Come on. Gonna get you
to the main entrance.

Let's go.

Come on.

I can't.

Come back.

Come back for me.

Not enough air.

Come on, Pete, be there.

No, MacGyver. It's mined.

If it's not disarmed, it'II explode!

I got a feeling.

They're in there! They're alive!

Get the oxygen equipment in there!
On the double!

MacGyver, are you all right?

Never felt better, Pete.

Looks Iike we guessed right.

Thought you might be
hanging around.

You know, I'm almost sorry
we had to short her out.

We were on the verge
of a major scientific breakthrough.

It's gonna take me a while
to get the kinks out of the system.

Well, just don't take the people
out of the system, all right?

Well, they are unreliable,
and they're definitely irrational.

But I guess we do need them.

Thanks, Mac.

You're all right
for a camel smuggler.

I returned that camel.

Pete, it was good seeing you.
Real good.

You ever get tired
of the easy Iife, you...

Not a chance.

Pete, what made you so sure
we'd choose the exhaust system?

You only had a 50 percent chance
of being correct.

Well, actually I remembered that
Mac had used an exhaust system

to get out of a big fire
at Brookhurst Chemical Iast year.

And I figured he'd remember too.

Take care of yourself, Woody.

MacGyver.
- Sir.

Bye, Pete. Thanks.

It was the elevator shaft.

- What elevator?
- The fire at Brookhurst Chemical.

I used the elevator shaft,
not the exhaust system.

- No.
- Yep.

It couldn't be.

It was.