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Hey, Jimmy, look at this.
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My son invited me to go skiing with him
in Vermont for the holidays.
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- Sounds great.
- What are you doing for Christmas?
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My mom mentioned
meeting her in Vegas.
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Well, that's what holidays are all about:
Being with family.
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As long as it's not my family.
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- You're not going to your mom's?
- Clark, I just can't.
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I always think it's gonna be nice,
and every year, it's arguing and fighting.
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And not that it won't look perfect.
My family always looks perfect.
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So, how did you get out of it?
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I said I had to cover for you,
you're headed to Smallville.
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Which isn't a total lie.
You are headed to Smallville.
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No, I'm not.
My folks decided to come here.
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Oh, God, it is a total lie.
So your folks are coming out here?
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I love your parents.
They're just so...
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...not insane.
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Lois, some families
have worse trouble than yours.
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With your husband in prison...
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...you devoted your fortune
to aiding the destitute.
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And poor people, too.
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I wish my husband wasn't a monster
who once ran all the crime in the city...
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- ...but... whatever. May I?
- Well, I...
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I wanna hug you, Metropolis,
and become a true Metropolean myself.
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All I wanna do is fit in.
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I mean, you guys run the rackets,
prostitution, and the guns in Metropolis.
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So, what's left for a girl like me?
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A dumb old chain of Costmart stores,
that's what.
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So I have a kind of a thought.
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I'll start up Intergang again, and Intergang
will run all the crime in the city.
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Yes, I like it.
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A, we like being on our own.
B, we ain't working for no woman.
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And C, we most assuredly
are not working for you.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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In the unlikely event of poison gas, pull
the mask to you and breathe normally.
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Thank you and have a nice day.
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Take it easy. Watch your back there.
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Four crime bosses found together dead.
Somebody was mighty cranky today.
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Sort of reminds me
of the bad old days of Intergang...
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...when Bill Church was trying to put
every crook in town under his control.
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Are you sure Intergang is finished?
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What if this is one of
Bill Church's lieutenants?
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Trying to start it up again?
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Perry wanted me
to interview Mindy Church.
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I told him I'd rather be buried alive,
but maybe I was overreacting.
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Maybe she's seen something
or knows somebody.
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- Clark?
- Lois, isn't that your father?
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- Hey, there.
- Oh, no.
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You wanna have better buns
in 10 days or less?
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- Oh, my God.
- The answer's in this little bottle.
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Dr. Lane's patented Abs-In-a-Bottle for
the taut belly and butt favored by all.
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Two spoonfuls of this,
and prepare to be ogled.
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That's right. Only $29.99
for Dr. Lane's...
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Well, I can't take any more.
I mean, this man was a brilliant surgeon.
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He had a family and a good life.
55
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And he abandoned us
to create cyborgs and do this.
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I know you thought I was exaggerating
about my family. But... well...
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- Well.
- Well, when we're married...
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...they'll be my family, too.
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I suppose that means
you're gonna back out?
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No way.
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Sorry to get emotional,
but you just touched a nerve.
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How is it that you feel so bereft?
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Your husband left you in charge
of millions and the Costmart stores.
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Can a store keep you warm at night?
Can a store call you "honey bunny"?
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Can a store...?
What else can't stores do?
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- Poach an egg?
- Exactly.
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Besides, the Costmart board of directors
won't listen to a thing I say.
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I've got lots of good ideas, Miss Lane.
Lots and lots. Those guys make me sick.
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Let me ask you about Intergang.
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Intergang is over. And I never knew
anything about it when it wasn't over.
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Bill never told me anything.
I'm just a bird in a gilded case.
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Cage. Gilded cage.
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Hi.
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- Bomb.
- Bomb? Poor Lois. Who'd wanna kill you?
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- Or you, Mrs. Church.
- Who'd wanna kill you?
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No, Cheryl Marie,
you cannot stay up past 9.
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Yes, honey, you can watch TV,
just no gratuitous violence, okay?
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I'll see you tonight.
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Joey Bermuda?
Also known as the Handyman...
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...world's most ingenious assassin?
You tried to blow me up today, Joey.
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- I don't appreciate that.
- What makes you think it was me?
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Clown, balloons, bomb. It all adds up.
You never do things the easy way.
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Well, I try to have fun with my work.
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I suppose every crime boss in Metropolis
pitched in.
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Or what's left of every crime boss
in Metropolis. The ones you didn't gas.
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- I guess you're here to shoot me.
- Don't be silly. I'm here to hire you.
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Face it, Joey. I've got more cash than
all these low-rent crooks put together.
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Well, once Intergang is back,
I'll control all of the action in town.
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- All of it.
- Hey, hey. Okay?
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There's only one pooper
at my party, Joey.
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Superman.
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I want him killed.
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Who doesn't? Unfortunately, the only
thing that'll do the trick is kryptonite.
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And that's under heavy guard
at STAR Labs.
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Forget kryptonite.
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I was thinking more like...
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- What if Superman got the flu?
- You think of that all by yourself?
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It'd have to be the kind of germ
they have on Krypton.
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The kind you might be immune to if you
lived there. Only Superman never did.
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He came to Earth
when he was just a baby.
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So if his body couldn't fight it off,
a raging virus would kill him.
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But where are you gonna get
a virus from Krypton?
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- What is it?
- Something I picked up...
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...from a secret government agency.
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The spaceship baby Superman
came to Earth in.
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My scientists scanned this thing
and it's real germy, Joey.
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The little bugs crystallized...
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...when the spaceship's coating
heated in the Earth's atmosphere.
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So if we can isolate the microbes' DNA,
we could start growing our own.
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Yes.
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- Clark.
- Lois, where you been?
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Well, I stayed late
to finish the Mindy story.
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Why would someone wanna kill her?
Revenge?
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To try and keep her
from something she wants?
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Thanks for grabbing that bomb,
by the way.
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What's with all the takeout?
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You invited my parents and me
over for dinner.
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- I guess you forgot.
- Clark. I'm sorry.
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Jonathan, Martha.
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- Lois, could I...?
- You didn't say they were here already.
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I'm so sorry.
I forgot all about dinner.
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- No big deal.
- There's something you should know.
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Excuse me. Clark, could you get the
napkins down in that drawer there?
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- Lois, while Clark was out, he...
- Lois...?
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- Surprise.
- Mother?
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- Lois.
- Oh, boy.
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I couldn't stand the thought of you
alone and miserable...
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...in this wretched city at Christmas.
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Actually, I pictured you
more alone than this.
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Well... yes... mother, this is Clark.
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- Lois, could I talk to you for a minute?
- These are Clark's parents.
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Lois.
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- Surprise. Princess.
- Daddy?
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- Ellen.
- Sam.
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Oh, boy.
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00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:42,136
Martha, were you trying
to tell me something?
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Your father's here.
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00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,565
- Lois, I'm leaving.
- Mother, no.
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- Lois, yes. You invited him.
- No, I didn't.
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- Then, why is he here?
- I'm the father.
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- Not for the last 17 years.
- Not for the last 17 years.
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It's a holiday season.
It's time to mend my fences.
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- How about a glass of holiday cheer?
- Yes, a glass of holiday cheer.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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Ellen, I was kind of hoping
you'd view our past as I do.
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A cesspool of abandonment
and humiliation?
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It's past. When we parted, I was bitter
with life and the medical profession...
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...but now,
I have a whole new lease on life.
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- Goodbye, Lois.
- Mother...
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Don't leave, Ellen.
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I wanna introduce you all
to someone special.
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- Come on up, honey.
- You brought a date?
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We need to be grown-ups.
Get everything in the open.
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- She's outside? It's freezing.
- She doesn't mind.
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I'd like you to meet my fiancee,
Baby Gunderson.
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- My God, she's 9 years old.
- I'm speechless.
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- Hello... baby, gee, you must be cold.
- I do not feel the cold.
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- Oh. Eggnog?
- I do not drink.
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- Not yet, that is.
- Don't think of her as a human being.
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- Sir. That's a little bit harsh.
- I made her.
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- Excuse me?
- Built her.
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You remember I used to tinker
around with cyborgs.
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Baby Gunderson's an improvement.
One hundred percent machine.
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Of all the sicko, psycho, sexual...
Nothing personal, Baby...
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- For the love of Mike.
- You leave us and the world...
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It's this kind of closed-mindedness
that drove us apart.
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Now, why can't we just let go
of the past? Move on?
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We're gonna elope.
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I got your message.
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I've been able to introduce an electro-
chemical exciter to the virus' DNA...
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...and the damn stuff's
begun replicating.
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- I love when viruses do that.
- Yes.
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But virus growing
is a painstaking process.
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Could take months before
we produce the amount we need.
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Well, you tell it to hurry up.
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Mrs. Church, come on. Whining
is not gonna alter the laws of nature.
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We'll see about that.
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Let me have a peek.
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Okay, but at this stage,
it's invisible to the naked eye.
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Is it dangerous? To us?
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It's not a virus we'd respond to.
But back on Krypton...
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...that must have been
the most vicious thing going.
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Superman's as good as gone.
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I put the word out
to every snitch we know...
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...to find out what's going on
with this crime in Metropolis.
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Here's the aspirin you wanted.
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I don't think a pill can relieve
years of neglect and betrayal.
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Try two.
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Thanks, Clark.
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Tell me the truth.
What do you know about him?
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- Don't make the same mistake I did.
- Mother, don't do this.
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You're projecting your troubles with
Daddy on Clark and me. We're different.
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Sure. You think you know Clark.
I thought I knew your father.
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He was a brilliant surgeon.
I was his loyal nurse. We had it all.
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- But that wasn't enough for Sam.
- I know.
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It was a really bad thing
that happened.
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But you know, at some point,
I had to decide...
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...that whatever hell you and Daddy
were going through was your business.
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And I can't let it wreck my life.
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All right.
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- Delivery.
- Come in. Come in.
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Thanks. Here. Surprise.
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I noticed you didn't have a tree yet.
What do you think, princess?
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I don't know what to think.
You've been gone so long...
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- ...and now we're doing Christmas...
- I'm pushing too hard, is that it?
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Dr. Lane?
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Baby Gunderson's been sweeping
the same spot for about 20 minutes here.
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- Give her a knock in the head.
- That's another thing.
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Dad, you can't expect Mother to just
sit here and string popcorn with...
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Spending one evening with a robot
is so terrible?
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- No, but being replaced by one is.
- You're right. You're right.
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I gotta be more sensitive.
Baby, get in the closet.
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- Daddy.
- What?
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Easy storage is her best feature.
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There you go. Bye.
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We got the last ticket out here because
I flew coach and Baby flew cargo.
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- See? Just like the old days?
- Hello.
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Mother, look. Daddy got a tree.
219
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Sam. Still making decisions for everybody.
220
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Mother, could you just try
to get along, for me?
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Lois, could I see you for a minute,
please?
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- I don't believe...
- Holiday season. You gotta have a tree.
223
00:15:38,935 --> 00:15:42,938
Long Legs Lulu called. She knows what
is going on with crime in Metropolis...
224
00:15:42,939 --> 00:15:45,607
- ...but she needs to see us right now.
- Perfect.
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Mom, Dad, something's come up.
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A work thing.
227
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:56,827
- We'll be back in a while.
- Help, Superman. Help.
228
00:15:56,828 --> 00:16:00,956
- What do you hear?
- Someone's on a building about to jump.
229
00:16:00,957 --> 00:16:02,374
Go.
230
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:07,025
- I have to get some gas.
- He has to feed the dog.
231
00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:12,301
- I'll be back in a minute.
- Wait a minute. Where are you going?
232
00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:15,220
- I got a tip from an informant...
- I've wanted to see you in action.
233
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:18,348
- I'll get my coat.
- But no. It's dangerous. It's very deadly.
234
00:16:18,349 --> 00:16:22,060
- I have little to live for, it hardly matters.
- Oh, Mother.
235
00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:27,431
You are not leaving me here
with that man and his android.
236
00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:31,279
- Oh, God.
- A cashew?
237
00:16:35,825 --> 00:16:38,325
Surprise.
238
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:49,630
Mother.
239
00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:54,718
These people are your informants?
What information could they have?
240
00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:58,056
This is Lulu's office.
241
00:16:58,223 --> 00:17:01,934
- I wonder where she is.
- She's probably on a break.
242
00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:05,896
Mother, Lulu is a hooker.
It's not a union job.
243
00:17:05,897 --> 00:17:08,517
Your friend's a streetwalker.
244
00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:11,442
Maybe not anymore.
245
00:17:15,282 --> 00:17:19,035
Oh, no. Lulu.
246
00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:26,732
Mother, stay here.
Maybe that person saw something.
247
00:17:29,546 --> 00:17:34,466
I thought we told you babes
to stay off these streets tonight.
248
00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,677
You have me mistaken
for somebody else.
249
00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:39,722
You see, my daughter and I
are here in a professional capacity.
250
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:45,853
But not on this corner. No babes
work this corner without our okay.
251
00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:48,648
Now look here. I...
252
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:54,821
Well, I'll tell her.
253
00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:00,659
Lois.
254
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,160
Lois.
255
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:12,464
- Mrs. Church?
- No, don't try to stop me.
256
00:18:12,631 --> 00:18:18,387
Jumping is the only answer
to my loneliness.
257
00:18:18,595 --> 00:18:21,639
Surely a woman as attractive, rich...
258
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,770
...and successful as you
has reasons to live.
259
00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:32,442
So often beautiful women
become prisoners of their charms.
260
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:37,823
Furthermore,
my beauty reminds me of men.
261
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:41,117
And men remind me
of my incarcerated husband.
262
00:18:41,118 --> 00:18:44,287
That reminds me
that I can no longer live...
263
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:47,665
...with the scorn of being
a crime lord's wife.
264
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:51,335
Look, you've turned your husband's
wealth into charitable donations.
265
00:18:51,336 --> 00:18:57,258
You're reaching out to the community.
I mean, you'll do fine in this town.
266
00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:59,510
Well...
267
00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:02,341
...since you put it that way...
268
00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:04,724
...okay.
269
00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:09,725
- There you go.
- Could you take me to some poor people?
270
00:19:11,982 --> 00:19:16,444
It won't be long, big guy,
and your flying days will be over.
271
00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:18,945
Chief?
272
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,953
I filed a story on Mindy Church's
suicide attempt, like you asked.
273
00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:30,334
But frankly,
I think she's up to something.
274
00:19:34,213 --> 00:19:36,589
Lois.
275
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,592
I understand Superman talked her down
off that ledge.
276
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:42,553
Apparently, he disagrees with you.
277
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:46,307
It's possible
she really is desperate and alone.
278
00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:48,601
You guys are
a couple of sentimental softies.
279
00:19:48,602 --> 00:19:53,274
Really?
Superman is a "sentimental softy"?
280
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,776
- He's the worst one of all of you.
- Chief, your son just called.
281
00:19:56,777 --> 00:20:00,488
Apparently, Alice found out about
the ski trip and he had to invite her, too.
282
00:20:00,489 --> 00:20:05,201
Judas Priest. We're split up. What
am I supposed to do? Buy her a gift?
283
00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:08,037
What's the protocol
on something like this?
284
00:20:08,038 --> 00:20:12,538
Family is what the holidays
are all about, Chief.
285
00:20:15,045 --> 00:20:17,547
You know,
you must have really gotten burned.
286
00:20:17,548 --> 00:20:21,009
- What do you mean?
- When your family started breaking up...
287
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:24,900
...it must've been
really painful for you.
288
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:32,646
I guess... I guess I am kind of a softy.
289
00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:36,065
But it's probably
what I learned as a kid.
290
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:37,942
You know...
291
00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:43,393
...when my father left,
I thought it was because of me.
292
00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:49,162
And then I realized that, you know,
that's just the way people are.
293
00:20:49,163 --> 00:20:55,085
They can make the deepest commitments
to each other and even have kids.
294
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:58,129
Because they're selfish and
just think of their own needs...
295
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,881
...they walk away from it all.
296
00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:02,634
That's what I learned as a kid.
297
00:21:02,635 --> 00:21:05,135
Lois...
298
00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,264
...not everyone walks away.
299
00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:12,142
I hope not.
300
00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:20,820
- Bless you.
- Thank you.
301
00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:24,322
You don't sneeze.
302
00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:26,823
Not usually. No.
303
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,218
Did Lois mention
what kind of a wedding she'd like?
304
00:21:45,219 --> 00:21:47,471
To be honest,
I have heard the word "elope."
305
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,382
Oh, dear. That was my influence.
306
00:21:50,391 --> 00:21:52,976
- You encouraged her to elope?
- No, no. Not exactly.
307
00:21:52,977 --> 00:21:57,481
I just said, in my case, a big wedding
was like money down a rat hole.
308
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:02,695
- You actually said that?
- Well, maybe once. Or twice.
309
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:08,254
- Eight hundred times.
- Hey, step back. Give me your purses.
310
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:11,328
- Give them to me.
- All right. All right. Calm down.
311
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,497
Stay put.
312
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,665
- Let's go.
- No, no, no. He said, stay put.
313
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:18,710
Come on. We can see where he went.
314
00:22:18,711 --> 00:22:21,211
He's getting away.
315
00:22:21,422 --> 00:22:26,262
- Sorry.
- Come on, Ellen, come on. You can do it.
316
00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:39,606
How many times do we have to say it?
You don't work for us...
317
00:22:39,607 --> 00:22:45,154
- ...you don't work.
- That's the same man I saw last night.
318
00:22:47,156 --> 00:22:49,656
He's coming.
319
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:08,927
It's like the good old days, Mrs. Church.
Every operation in the city...
320
00:23:08,928 --> 00:23:13,223
...numbers, gambling, gangs, protection,
they're all falling in line.
321
00:23:13,224 --> 00:23:16,727
It's time everybody in this stupid town
figured out who was in charge.
322
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,228
We are.
323
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,650
Well... you are.
324
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,992
Superman must be sick as a dog.
The virus should be going nuts by now.
325
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:35,913
That's really neat, Joey, but I've been
doing some additional thinking.
326
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,914
Those reporters, Lois Lane
and Clark Kent...
327
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,169
...are writing about crime
in Metropolis...
328
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,588
...and how they think
somebody's organizing it.
329
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,968
- So?
- Well, it's annoying.
330
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:51,345
- I guess that means you want them dead.
- Is that a big deal?
331
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,807
You know, Mrs. Church,
you're becoming a full-time job.
332
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:58,185
- When's all the killing gonna end?
- I don't know. Is there a rule?
333
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:01,981
Besides, I'm sure you'll come up
with something wonderful.
334
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,482
Give me a minute.
335
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,902
- Got it.
- Yay.
336
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:10,489
I can rig their microwave ovens,
so at the end of the cook cycle...
337
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:13,909
...the oven emits a high-pitched tone,
undetectable by the human ear...
338
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:17,454
...yet so intense, it will rupture
the blood vessels in their brain...
339
00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:23,255
...killing them in seconds,
with all the appearance of a stroke.
340
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,095
Joey. I don't know what to say.
341
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,716
Yes, I do.
342
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:39,351
Mrs. Church, you and I are both married
and I believe in the sanctity of the home.
343
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:44,582
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a school play to go to.
344
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,863
I don't really like rejection, Joey.
345
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:54,368
Male lips. I'm talking
implants, Jonathan.
346
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:57,620
Men can already enlarge
everything else on their bodies...
347
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,039
...but lips are largely virgin territory.
348
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,335
How would you like to go through life
with a set of these babies?
349
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,379
An investment of 50 grand
and you're in.
350
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,798
Well, Sam,
I follow the market pretty closely...
351
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:14,779
...and everything I've read points
to a bad year for rubber lips.
352
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:19,059
Honey. Baby, it's naptime.
353
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,852
Afterward, we'll rent a movie.
354
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:26,817
I told you not to get
so close to the fridge.
355
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,528
There you go. Come on.
356
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:34,072
There we go.
357
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,367
Close your eyes.
358
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:42,039
It's great you got the license number.
I'm saying you shouldn't chase muggers.
359
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,083
It's okay.
He tells me the same thing.
360
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,795
- What happened?
- Sam, some robber stole our purses.
361
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,297
- My God.
- Are you all right?
362
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,842
Yes. Lois, there's something
terribly wrong with Clark.
363
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:59,263
I know. I keep trying to get him to rest,
but he won't listen to me.
364
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,018
Hello?
365
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,812
Hi, Jimmy.
Yeah. Let's have it.
366
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:10,903
- Why, Sam.
- What? Are you sure? Okay, thanks.
367
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:17,158
Guess who owns that van.
Our favorite cover operation, Costmart.
368
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:20,912
Maybe I'll just hop on over there
and take a little scan.
369
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:24,613
You'll do no such thing.
Now, sit down.
370
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:29,837
- What's the matter, boy?
- Honey. You're burning up.
371
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,965
- Clark?
- I don't know what's happening.
372
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,842
Son, let's take you home
and get you to bed.
373
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,343
Okay, okay.
374
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:41,767
So, this is what being sick feels like.
375
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,727
There's just one thing
I have to do first.
376
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,272
The kids here at the Children's Home
are awaiting...
377
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:54,103
...the arrival of one of their favorite
people in what's become an annual...
378
00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,372
Hey, kids. How you doing?
379
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:08,835
It wouldn't feel like the holidays if
I didn't come down here and see you.
380
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:14,466
Maybe some of you are thinking that your
family could use one more little person.
381
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:18,386
Well, if that's the case, I'd like you
to remember my little friends here.
382
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,887
Ho, ho, ho.
383
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,939
Ho, ho, ho.
384
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:35,359
Hello and Merry Christmas
to my adopted hometown, Metropolis.
385
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:39,784
I love kids.
I mean, I used to be one myself.
386
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:45,413
You orphans give me the gift of reminding
me how fortunate I am to be wealthy...
387
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:48,501
...so I wanna give something back.
388
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:52,337
- Over here. I want one.
- I want one. Over here.
389
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,089
- I'm sick.
- I love you.
390
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:57,092
- You're not the only one.
- No, seriously.
391
00:27:57,093 --> 00:28:01,179
- I love you all.
- I think I'd better get out of here.
392
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,934
I love you. I love you all.
393
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,934
Bye-bye.
394
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,114
- Man.
- Clark?
395
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,419
Thanks, Mom.
396
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,761
I'll let you rest, okay?
397
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,903
My boy is sick.
398
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:01,990
For the first time in his life.
399
00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:05,118
Martha, does he have
any medical records or x-rays?
400
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:07,245
Anything that shows
how his body works?
401
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:11,216
No. Nothing.
There was just never any need.
402
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:13,961
We got here as quick as we could.
What's going on?
403
00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:19,341
- Daddy, you're a doctor.
- Thank you for remembering, sweetie.
404
00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:24,392
I was wondering
if you could look at a friend of mine.
405
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:31,020
- Lois... Superman?
- Well, he and Clark are very close.
406
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:37,276
Clark's out on assignment. So when
Superman got sick, I brought him here.
407
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:40,238
Daddy, we need your help.
408
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,281
I need your help.
409
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:49,454
Lois, he's very ill. His physiology
may be totally different from ours.
410
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:53,626
- I haven't practiced for 15 years.
- I know.
411
00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:57,296
But, Daddy, when I was a little girl...
412
00:29:57,297 --> 00:30:01,717
...I knew that my father
was a brilliant doctor.
413
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,802
Wasn't he?
414
00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:09,221
If I never ask anything of you...
415
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,671
...would you be that doctor again?
416
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:45,594
Hey, reporting in.
I'm all set at Lois Lane's apartment.
417
00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:52,545
Yeah, it's me. The Handyman. It's all
set. I'm heading back to the wharf.
418
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:01,986
Robbery every eight minutes,
muggings on every street corner.
419
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:04,029
The cops are completely outmanned.
420
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,991
It's organized, it's relentless,
it's methodical.
421
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,632
It's a show of power, Jimmy.
422
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:13,248
Okay, activate sector nine.
423
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:18,420
Robbery unit,
head to Metropolis Savings and Loan.
424
00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:21,964
The Central Bank is under siege.
The mall has been taken hostage.
425
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:26,177
- Where is Lois and Clark? Find them.
- I don't know, Chief.
426
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:29,008
Where the sam hill is Superman?
427
00:31:31,516 --> 00:31:35,979
Another siren.
I never heard so many sirens.
428
00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,522
Thanks, sweetie.
429
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:46,320
He's asleep again.
430
00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:51,502
It's so hard for him to breathe.
431
00:31:57,042 --> 00:32:00,044
Everything points
to a rampaging viral infection.
432
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:03,005
No medicine I know of
seems to be effective.
433
00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:07,636
And I'm afraid
it's overwhelming his system.
434
00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:13,432
- He's very lucky to have you all here.
- We're very lucky to have him.
435
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,933
Can you save him?
436
00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,229
Lois...
437
00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:24,485
...you were a little girl
when you thought I could do miracles.
438
00:32:24,486 --> 00:32:30,325
Now you're grown up
and you know miracles come at a price.
439
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,034
Yes.
440
00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:35,825
There is one
very controversial treatment.
441
00:32:35,831 --> 00:32:40,168
The theory is to bring the host body
to the point of death.
442
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:43,838
As it begins to die, it can
no longer support the invading virus.
443
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:47,649
It's a great risk, bringing your friend...
444
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:51,471
...close enough to death
to starve out the virus...
445
00:32:51,472 --> 00:32:55,392
...yet pulling him back
to life afterwards.
446
00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:59,729
Are you asking me
to make that decision for him?
447
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,230
You don't have to.
448
00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:04,858
The answer is yes.
449
00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:08,571
Yes, Dr. Klein. You heard me correctly.
450
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:13,701
I'll put Superman on,
so you can confirm his voiceprint.
451
00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:19,500
Dr. Klein, it's me.
Deliver it to Lois as she asked.
452
00:33:36,267 --> 00:33:41,188
You can change your mind.
There's still time.
453
00:33:41,981 --> 00:33:44,481
I'm afraid there isn't.
454
00:33:45,609 --> 00:33:50,071
You understand I've never done
this procedure in quite this way before?
455
00:33:50,072 --> 00:33:52,572
I understand.
456
00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:15,428
This won't be easy, honey.
457
00:34:34,825 --> 00:34:38,537
- Please forgive me.
- Forgive you?
458
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:46,579
- For putting you through this.
- You had no choice.
459
00:34:48,547 --> 00:34:51,259
We had no choice.
460
00:34:51,634 --> 00:34:56,104
Remember when I asked you
how you felt about me?
461
00:34:56,264 --> 00:35:02,244
And you told me that being with me
was stronger than being alone?
462
00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:08,317
Grab on to that strength now.
463
00:35:08,901 --> 00:35:12,421
We can be strong enough
for everybody.
464
00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:19,162
This is really rough...
465
00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:22,707
...on my parents, you know?
466
00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:28,087
Will you take care of them for me?
467
00:35:29,964 --> 00:35:32,464
I will.
468
00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:36,718
I love you.
469
00:35:52,904 --> 00:35:55,404
Daddy.
470
00:36:02,038 --> 00:36:04,538
He's in a coma.
471
00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:21,513
Sam.
472
00:36:22,183 --> 00:36:25,144
- May I?
- Sure.
473
00:36:33,194 --> 00:36:36,780
Jonathan, I wanna thank you
for being so good to my little girl.
474
00:36:36,781 --> 00:36:43,370
It's been tough for her to trust people
and I feel somewhat to blame for that.
475
00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:46,201
I was thrilled she found Clark.
476
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,209
He's a special son.
477
00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:53,297
He must be.
Superman must be a special friend.
478
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:56,598
He and my boy have a lot in common.
479
00:37:03,475 --> 00:37:06,311
Has there been any change?
480
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:10,773
No. Not yet. But you look more drained
than I've ever seen you.
481
00:37:10,774 --> 00:37:14,777
Now I want you to take a break.
You go to your place for a while.
482
00:37:14,778 --> 00:37:20,075
- I can't leave. Jonathan, tell him I can't.
- Lois...
483
00:37:21,034 --> 00:37:25,204
Martha's feeling poorly.
We'd both like it if you came with us.
484
00:37:25,205 --> 00:37:28,725
I think Clark would appreciate it, too.
485
00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:34,271
I promise I'll call
the minute there's a change.
486
00:37:40,887 --> 00:37:44,099
Trust him, sweetheart. Trust him.
487
00:38:37,152 --> 00:38:39,652
Clark.
488
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,283
- Clark.
- Lois.
489
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:47,454
- Lois.
- Clark?
490
00:38:49,248 --> 00:38:51,748
Clark?
491
00:38:53,252 --> 00:38:55,419
Hello?
492
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:58,632
Yeah, Sam. He what?
493
00:38:58,966 --> 00:39:01,259
Yes.
494
00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:03,594
- Lois.
- I know. I know. He's awake.
495
00:39:03,595 --> 00:39:05,304
- How did you know?
- I'm going there.
496
00:39:05,305 --> 00:39:08,683
We're right behind you.
You're half asleep. Take some coffee.
497
00:39:08,684 --> 00:39:11,184
Okay. Thanks.
498
00:39:12,104 --> 00:39:16,691
He's gonna be all right.
He's gonna be all right.
499
00:39:16,692 --> 00:39:19,192
We both know it.
500
00:39:19,695 --> 00:39:22,195
Don't forget your coffee.
501
00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:33,790
Lois.
502
00:39:35,836 --> 00:39:38,796
- Don't you hear it?
- Hear what?
503
00:39:41,216 --> 00:39:46,637
Son, son. You're delirious. Your body's
had a severe trauma and you're...
504
00:39:46,638 --> 00:39:49,138
...terribly weak.
505
00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:07,784
- You all right?
- Are you all right?
506
00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:09,869
Oh, God, we thought
we were gonna lose you.
507
00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:13,331
- Boy, you had us worried.
- We were terrified.
508
00:40:13,332 --> 00:40:16,376
Your dad's theory was right, Lois.
He saved my life.
509
00:40:16,377 --> 00:40:18,877
And you saved ours.
510
00:40:26,303 --> 00:40:30,640
Baby Gunderson. Poor thing.
She was here the whole time.
511
00:40:30,641 --> 00:40:33,476
- The man came to fix the microwave.
- What man?
512
00:40:33,477 --> 00:40:35,937
Handyman.
513
00:40:35,938 --> 00:40:39,858
...reporting in. Yeah, it's me.
The Handyman. I'm all set here.
514
00:40:39,859 --> 00:40:42,277
- I'm headed back to the wharf.
- The Handyman?
515
00:40:42,278 --> 00:40:45,196
He's the one behind this.
I thought he was out of circulation.
516
00:40:45,197 --> 00:40:49,284
Maybe not. This microwave thing's
exactly his style.
517
00:40:49,285 --> 00:40:53,246
...reporting in. Yeah, it's me.
The Handyman. I'm all set here.
518
00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:55,665
- I'm headed back to the wharf.
- I'm headed there.
519
00:40:55,666 --> 00:41:02,226
- I'll call the cops. I'll meet you there.
- Don't exert yourself, honey.
520
00:41:08,512 --> 00:41:11,681
Hello. It's me.
I thought you ought to know...
521
00:41:11,682 --> 00:41:16,072
...there's a whole lot of cops
headed your way.
522
00:41:18,189 --> 00:41:21,969
Come on, come on.
Where the hell is she?
523
00:41:23,861 --> 00:41:27,447
- There is a bunker down here.
- Just like Superman said.
524
00:41:27,448 --> 00:41:31,744
Well, Joey Bermuda, the Handyman.
525
00:41:31,911 --> 00:41:33,495
They made me, Joey.
526
00:41:33,496 --> 00:41:36,665
They said they'd put me away
if I didn't show them your office.
527
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:40,628
My office? This isn't my office.
528
00:41:40,795 --> 00:41:44,175
That's not what it looks like to me.
529
00:41:44,715 --> 00:41:47,384
Hold it. How did that get here?
530
00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:50,887
- Memos on your personal stationery.
- What?
531
00:41:50,888 --> 00:41:54,141
Let's see. Blueprints here
for modifying a microwave oven.
532
00:41:54,142 --> 00:41:57,922
And notes
on how to make a deadly virus.
533
00:41:58,229 --> 00:42:00,729
Wait a minute.
534
00:42:00,731 --> 00:42:06,445
This is the office of Joey Bermuda.
Leave a message when you hear a beep.
535
00:42:06,446 --> 00:42:09,614
- Wait, let's see who it is.
- Joey, it's me, Mindy.
536
00:42:09,615 --> 00:42:12,909
I've thought about your offer,
but I won't help you.
537
00:42:12,910 --> 00:42:16,872
Intergang is wrong, Joey.
I don't care how much money is involved.
538
00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:20,292
Besides, you know
what you tried to do to Lois Lane.
539
00:42:20,293 --> 00:42:23,045
- Who knows what you'd do to me?
- Get him out of here.
540
00:42:23,046 --> 00:42:25,547
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
You got it wrong.
541
00:42:25,548 --> 00:42:31,998
It's her office. It's all her.
She runs Intergang. I'm being set up.
542
00:42:36,392 --> 00:42:39,771
I really don't like rejection, Joey.
543
00:42:40,188 --> 00:42:42,774
Oh, Pookey.
544
00:42:44,817 --> 00:42:47,317
Why are we still here?
545
00:42:53,326 --> 00:42:55,826
Here we go.
546
00:42:56,412 --> 00:43:00,832
This is the finest Christmas I've had
in a long time. Thank you, honey.
547
00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:03,961
Thank you, Daddy,
for making it the same for me.
548
00:43:03,962 --> 00:43:08,412
Clark, who does Superman
spend his holidays with?
549
00:43:09,384 --> 00:43:13,564
Friends. Loved ones.
He's a pretty lucky guy.
550
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:18,643
Well, looks like we're finished.
Light them up.
551
00:43:20,562 --> 00:43:24,731
- Okay. Just take it easy, everyone.
- I guess it's a one-tree apartment.
552
00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:29,571
No one panic. Baby Gunderson,
if you wouldn't mind.
553
00:43:29,738 --> 00:43:32,238
There we are.
554
00:43:48,048 --> 00:43:51,843
Well, well. Merry Christmas, everyone.
555
00:44:05,315 --> 00:44:08,276
Maybe next year at this time...
556
00:44:08,485 --> 00:44:12,825
...we'll be spending the holidays
at our house.
557
00:44:16,117 --> 00:44:21,747
I guess there's a lot to be said for family.
People who stick by you no matter what.
558
00:44:21,748 --> 00:44:24,248
Just like you stuck by me.
559
00:44:25,085 --> 00:44:29,213
Lois, I have never been through
anything like that.
560
00:44:29,214 --> 00:44:33,426
Maybe it was the kryptonite
that saved me...
561
00:44:34,052 --> 00:44:36,562
...but I think it was you.
562
00:44:55,741 --> 00:45:00,537
So you still wanna elope?
563
00:45:01,121 --> 00:45:06,209
You know, without them,
it might seem kind of dull.
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