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OUR CROSS COUNTRY ODYSSEY
COMES TO A CLOSE
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AS OUR HEROES APPROACH EL
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
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WHERE DESTINY AWAITS.
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COME ON, MAN.
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YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FUN
FOR LIKE 300 MILES.
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SAY SOMETHING, COME ON.
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OK.
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OK, HOW'S THIS?
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TURN OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA
BEFORE I BEAT YOU TO DEATH
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WITH IT AND BURY YOU ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
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THE END.
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CUT.
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SORRY, BRO.
NO CAN DO, MAN.
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THIS IS CINEMA VERITAS.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
AWARD WINNING STUFF.
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DOCUMENTING OUR INCREDIBLE
JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY HERE.
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THE ONLY THING INCREDIBLE
WAS THAT I WAS ACTUALLY
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STUPID ENOUGH TO BRING
YOU ALONG WITH ME.
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WOAH.
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WHERE IS THE GRATITUDE, MAN?
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW I GAVE UP A
LOT TO MAKE THIS TRIP WITH YOU.
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A LOT OF WHAT?
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EVERYTHING.
MY HOME.
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MY CAR. MY JOB.
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YOUR HOME WAS YOUR CAR.
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AND YOUR JOB WAS SELLING
WEED OUT OF THE TRUNK.
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MAY I REMIND YOU THAT
YOU'RE ALSO UNEMPLOYED,
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YET YOU SPENT A SMALL FORTUNE
ON THIS FRUIT MOBILE.
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THIS CAR IS A
COLLECTOR'S ITEM.
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*
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IT'S GOING TO BE WORTH
LIKE TEN TIMES WHAT I PAID
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FOR IT IN A FEW YEARS.
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OR NOTHING IN LIKE ONE YEAR
WHEN THE SHOW'S OFF THE AIR
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AND YOU LOOK LIKE
A DOUCHE BAG.
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DAVID HASSELHOFF DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE BAG.
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DAVID HASSELHOFF
IS A PUSSY MAGNET.
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WELL, EXCUSE ME, MICHAEL
KNIGHT, FINANCIAL ADVISOR.
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THIS CAR IS AN INVESTMENT.
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WHATEVER I END UP SELLING IT
FOR, IT'S STILL NOT GOING TO BE
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ENOUGH TO RECOUP MY LOSSES
FROM SUPPORTING YOUR ASS.
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OH, EXCUSE ME, NOT
EVERYONE INHERITS THEIR
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FAMILY FORTUNE. SORRY.
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WHAT FORTUNE? I INHERITED
MY UNCLE'S STRIP CLUB.
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YES. EXACTLY.
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WHICH MAKES YOU THE
RICHEST MAN I KNOW.
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SHANE NAMINSKI, MASTER
OF THE UNIVERSE.
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WAIT, HOLY-
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CHECK IT OUT, MAN.
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WOW. WE MADE IT.
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WOOHOO!
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WE MADE IT.
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FORTUNE FAVORS
THE BOLD, BABY.
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IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
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BUTCH AND SUNDANCE.
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LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY.
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BARTLES AND JAYMES.
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CHEECH AND FUCKING
CHONG, BRO.
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THIS IS IT?
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WHAT'S IT LIKE INSIDE, MAN?
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IS IT TOTALLY INSANE.
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IT'S PACKED EVERY NIGHT.
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WALL TO WALL.
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MY UNCLE PRACTICALLY
INVENTED THE STRIP CLUB.
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WHY'D HE LEAVE IT
TO YOU ANYWAY?
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BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
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BRILLIANT.
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CHARMING.
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AND I WAS THE ONLY RELATIVE
HE WAS STILL SPEAKING WITH
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WHEN HE DIED.
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WOW.
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DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE.
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[TONE]
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YEAH.
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[SIGHS]
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HEY EVERYBODY.
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I'M TOMMY "7"
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THE... DIRECTOR OF THIS
DOCUMENTARY FEATURE.
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I HAPPENED UPON
A VIDEO CAMERA.
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I THINK I HAVE
THE EYE FOR FILMS.
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I'VE CERTAINLY SEEN ENOUGH
TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON-
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HEY, GUYS, I'M TRYING TO
FILM SOMETHING OVER HERE.
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THERE'S GONNA BE,
YOU KNOW, THRILLS, CHILLS,
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TITTIES, PILLS.
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ALL OF THAT.
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A WORLD THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
THROUGH THE EYES OF TOMMY "7".
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[TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND]
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ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME?
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I'M TRYING TO FUCKING
FILM OVER HERE.
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*
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YOU THINK WE'RE UNDERDRESSED?
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MAYBE I SHOULD'VE WORN A TIE.
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MAYBE I SHOULD'VE WORN SOCKS.
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THIS IS CASHED.
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HEY, GENTLEMEN.
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TOP OF THE MORNING.
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WELCOME TO PARADISE.
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SADLY, YOU MISSED
AMBER'S SET,
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BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK 'CUZ
SHE'S STILL WORKING IN A
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FREELANCE CAPACITY.
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[GIGGLING]
I'M ALWAYS WORKING.
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ALWAYS.
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THANKS, BUT WE'RE GOOD.
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NOT, AS GOOD AS ME, BABY.
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[SIGHS]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT DIDN'T WORK.
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JAZZ HANDS!
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IT'S THE FIREWORKS
OF YOUR TITS.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO
I GOTTA SAY THIS?
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THAT WAS A TOTAL
COCK BLOCK MOVE.
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WHAT ELSE WAS
I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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I.D.S, FELLAS.
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[CHUCKLES] DUDE,
I'VE GOT UNDERWEAR
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THAT ARE OLD ENOUGH
TO DRINK, COME ON.
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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY THE STATE
OF CALIFORNIA DOESN'T RECOGNIZE
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YOUR UNDEROOS AS A VALID
FORM OF IDENTIFICATION.
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LET THE GUY DO
HIS JOB, TOMMY.
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KISS ASS.
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SHANE NAM-
YOU'RE ERNIE'S NEPHEW.
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YEAH.
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SORRY FOR CARDING YOU, BRO.
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NO WORRIES,
I'M GLAD YOU DID.
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I'M PAULIE.
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REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR UNCLE.
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HE'S A GOOD MAN.
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HE HIRED ME HERE AND
HE REALLY SHOULDN'T OF.
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PAULIE? PAULIE?
I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
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ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND,
I'M HERE, I'M HERE, I'M HERE.
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COMING, AND I'M HERE.
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I'M ALSO A LITTLE FUCKED UP.
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[GIGGLING]
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LAYLA, THIS IS SHANE.
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HE'S THE NEW OWNER.
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HI.
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[LAUGHING]
OWNER.
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RIGHT. SEE YA.
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[LAUGHING]
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WAIT, DON'T RUN, COME ON.
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REMEMBER, THE COMMON
MAN SEEKS ONLY COMFORT.
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THE WISE MAN
SEARCHES FOR VIRTUE.
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WALK TALL.
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RIGHT.
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WALK TALL.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE.
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I SEE HER.
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GIVE IT UP FOR SANDY.
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COME ON, GUYS, HELP HER OUT.
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SHE'S SUPPORTING A
DRUMMER AND A CRANK HABIT.
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WE SHOULD CHECK HIS-
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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-LICENSE AND HIS CREDIT CARD.
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SOMEBODY CLAP FOR HER.
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[CLAPS]
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OH MY GOD.
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CHECK HER OUT.
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HOME SWEET HOME.
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THIS IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT.
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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IT'S LIKE OUR OWN CLUB HOUSE.
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ALL TO OURSELVES.
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PARTY TIME.
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I NEED SOME OF THIS.
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HEY.
-HEY.
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WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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NOBODY.
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THANKS, OFFICER.
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DUDE, THIS PLACE IS
TRULY FUCKING-
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AWESOME.
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NO SHIT.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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COME ON, TOMMY.
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HEY, YOU WORK HERE.
-YEAH.
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CAN WE GET SOME HELP?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I'LL HAVE A COKE.
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COKE?
8 BALL?
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YEAH.
-NO!
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I CAN GET IT.
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I KNOW A GUY WITH A BIG
ASS BOAT FULL OF COKE.
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IT'S COKE BOATS.
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I WAS ON IT.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD
HAVE BEEN ON IT.
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I SAW GUNS,
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COCK FIGHTING,
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MIDGET HOOKERS,
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DURAN DURAN WAS
WATERSKIING OFF THE BACK
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AND I WAS AT THE
RAIL AT THE BRIDGE.
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WAIT, YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN ON A FUCKING BOAT.
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I WAS.
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I AM SINBAD, BITCH.
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BUT NOT THE COMEDIAN.
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THAT WAS ON STAR
SEARCH RECENTLY.
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HE'S- HE'S GONNA
BE HUGE ONEDAY.
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BUT NOT AS HUGE
AS THAT COKE BOAT.
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IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW
A BOAT REALLY WORKS,
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I COULD SHOW YOU
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THE UDDER,
EVERYTHING, THE WHEEL.
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[LAUGHING]
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WELCOME TO THE LOVE BOAT.
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AH!
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OOH.
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THAT SINBAD IS
NO HOWIE MANDEL.
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[MOANING]
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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AND THEM.
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CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
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I'M LOOKING FOR HARRY.
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OH MY GOD.
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YOU'RE ERNIE'S NEPHEW.
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YEAH, I'M SHANE.
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SORRY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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OH, HE HAD PICTURES
OF YOU EVERYWHERE.
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SO...
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YOU'RE THE BIG HOTSHOT
WALL STREET GUY, HUH?
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NOT ANY MORE.
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I USED TO BE.
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IT'S- IT'S A LONG, SAD STORY.
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WELL, YOU GOT A SHORT VERSION?
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OK...
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A SHORT VERSION.
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BIG SHOT WALL STREET
GUY LOSES HIS JOB,
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GOES BROKE, GOES CRAZY.
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HIS UNCLE LEAVES HIM A
STRIP CLUB IN LOS ANGELES.
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PAULIE!
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OH, YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT.
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HE'S THROWING PENNIES AT ME.
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OH, AND BRINGS HIS IDIOT
MANCHILD BEST FRIEND WITH HIM.
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THAT IS A SAD STORY.
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YEAH, I WARNED YOU.
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HARRY'S IN THE OFFICE.
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FOLLOW ME.
-THANKS.
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I COULD USE SOME
FRIED CHICKEN.
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I'M-
-I'M PAULIE.
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AND I'M-
-I WORK THE DOOR.
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I'M OFFICER PARKER.
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I'M FROM MENASHA, WISCONSIN.
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SO, WHAT BROUGHT
YOU TO LOS ANGELES?
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WELL, I ACCIDENTALLY
SHOT A COW.
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I HAD TO TRANSFER OUT.
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SO...
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L.A. SEEMED LIKE IT WAS
A GOOD PLACE TO GO.
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AND THIS IS HARRY'S OFFICE.
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HARRY?
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YOU MUST BE SHANE
THE WONDER BOY.
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THIS IS HARRY.
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HE'S OUR MANAGER.
247
00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,130
SLASH PRODUCER.
248
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,231
SLASH TALENT COORDINATOR.
249
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,966
SLASH OWNER.
250
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,035
OWNER?
251
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,370
YOU AND ERNIE WERE PARTNERS?
252
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,239
YEAH.
253
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,007
HOW MUCH DO YOU OWN?
254
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:39,379
WELL IT WAS ORIGINALLY 50%
BUT OVER THE YEARS,
255
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,248
I'VE HAD TO SELL BACK
A BIT HERE AND THERE,
256
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,850
SO IT'S A LITTLE LESS.
257
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,652
HOW MUCH LESS?
258
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:49,890
I THINK MY OWNERSHIP
STAKE STANDS AT 3.5%.
259
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,258
SO...
260
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,393
HERE'S TO THE NEW PARTNER.
261
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,095
UP THE EMPIRE.
262
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:55,929
[PILLS DROPPING]
263
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,064
HARRY...
I'LL GET IT.
264
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,032
OH FUCK.
265
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,669
OH.
266
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,236
THAT IS- THAT IS A FEAST.
267
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,406
OH I WOULD LOVE TO STUFF
THAT WITH CORN BREAD
268
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,941
AND GIBLETS AND BACON
269
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,944
AT 400 DEGREES AND
SERVE IT FAMILY STYLE.
270
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,216
YOU ARE NEVER GETTING
NEAR MY KITCHEN, HARRY.
271
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,118
NEVER? EVER?
-NEVER.
272
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,353
OH COME ON, THANKSGIVING
IS COMING UP.
273
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,922
YEAH, NOT SOON ENOUGH.
274
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,856
ALRIGHT.
275
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,125
YOU KNOW, I NEED A DRINK.
276
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,860
YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER DRINK.
277
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:29,697
OH, I DO.
278
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,998
SO, UH...
279
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,700
I GUESS WE SHOULD
TALK BUSINESS.
280
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,167
YEAH.
281
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:34,968
LET'S DO THAT.
282
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,204
LET'S-
LET'S CRUNCH SOME NUMBERS.
283
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:41,341
LET'S SPREAD OUT
SOME SPREAD SHEETS.
284
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,342
OK, UH...
285
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,011
GREAT. SO UH...
286
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,279
GENERALLY SPEAKING,
CASH FLOW,
287
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,015
WHAT'S THE BIG
PICTURE LOOK LIKE?
288
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,117
UH, IT LOOKS A
LOT LIKE TITANIC.
289
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,952
YOU KNOW, POST ICEBERG.
290
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,287
YOU KNOW, IF EVERYTHING WAS
ALSO ON FIRE, AND THEY WERE
291
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,124
SURROUNDED BY EXPLODING SHARKS.
292
00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:02,129
AND EVERYONE HAD LEUKEMIA
AND DID A LOT OF BLOW.
293
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,431
SO, NOT GOOD?
294
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,999
NO.
295
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,768
NOT GOOD, NO.
296
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,102
BUSINESS IS DOWN.
297
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,303
IN FACT, BUSINESS IS FUCKED.
298
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,806
FUCKED IN THE ASS.
299
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,775
NOW, I WOULD LOVE TO STAY
HERE AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT
300
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,377
WITH YOU ALL DAY, BUT...
301
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,413
I'M NOT NEARLY DRUNK ENOUGH TO
BALANCE OUT ALL THESE WONDERFUL
302
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,951
MEDS, SO I'M GONNA REMEDY
THAT SITUATION RIGHT AWAY.
303
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,719
I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK.
304
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:26,887
OK.
305
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,923
I NEED A DOUBLE
BOURBON AND AN ENEMA.
306
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,963
WELCOME ABOARD.
307
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,099
HEY, UH...
308
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,301
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY FRIEND TOMMY?
309
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,169
NO.
310
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,737
NOT FOR AWHILE.
311
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,841
[SCREAMING]
312
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,309
AM I BLOWING YOUR MIND?
313
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,477
[MOANING]
314
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,478
SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME.
315
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,747
JEFF, JEFF.
316
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,383
MY NAME IS JOSH.
317
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,985
I'M SORRY...
318
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,487
TOMMY,
319
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,890
WE SHOULD FORM A BAND.
320
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,758
WE SHOULD.
321
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,060
I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE
GOT A GOLDEN VOICE.
322
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,230
[TONE]
323
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,098
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, DERRINGER.
324
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:14,001
LIKE, CAN WE-
CAN YOU GO DO SOMETHING
325
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,468
PRODUCTIVE INSTEAD OF
PRETENDING TO BE
326
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,536
STEVEN SPIELBERG?
327
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,940
DO YOU FEEL LIKE PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN RESPECTING YOUR
328
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,142
AUTHORITY HERE SINCE YOU
TOOK OVER THE STRIP CLUB?
329
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,511
YEAH, I THINK THE BUSINESS
MODEL I'VE REDESIGNED HERE
330
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,179
IS TAKING EFFECT.
331
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,181
I THINK THINGS ARE
FALLING INTO PLACE.
332
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,184
AND, UH, GOOD LEADERSHIP
IS ABOUT DISCIPLINE.
333
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,352
I RUN A TIGHT SHIP.
334
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,087
AND THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE RESPECT.
335
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,789
THAT'S WHAT IT'S
REALLY ALL ABOUT.
336
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,957
RESPECT.
337
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,059
[WHISTLING]
338
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,099
[PANTING]
339
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,036
[SCREAMING]
340
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,373
COME ON, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
341
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,543
UH, YOU'RE JUST
BANGING THE SIDES NOW.
342
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,912
[KNOCKING]
HEY GUYS.
343
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,313
[SCREAMING]
344
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,917
HEY! HEY!
345
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,419
HEY!
346
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,520
[SCREAMING]
347
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,890
COME ON.
348
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,226
[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
349
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,895
WOAH, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
350
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,931
NOT COOL AT ALL, BRO.
351
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,332
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
352
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,868
WITH MY KEY.
353
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,336
I'M THE NEW OWNER.
354
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,238
CAN YOU TURN THE MUSIC DOWN?
355
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,976
SORRY, THAT TUNE JUST
DRIVES HER CRAZY.
356
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,243
[SIGHS]
357
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,346
I'M DOING MY MASTERS THESIS ON
SEXUAL MOTIFS IN 19TH CENTURY
358
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,982
GERMAN ORCHESTRA MUSIC.
359
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:35,949
UH, GOOD FOR YOU.
360
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,184
STAY IN SCHOOL.
361
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,351
SAGE ADVICE, BOSS.
362
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,586
SO, WE COOL?
363
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,855
NO, WE'RE NOT COOL.
364
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,857
[CHEERING]
365
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,225
TOMMY SAID IT WAS COOL.
366
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,294
[SINGING]
367
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,463
I AIN'T GOT NOBODY.
368
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,966
-NOBODY, NOBODY, NOBODY.
369
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,169
IS THIS NOT COOL?
370
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,573
SHANE, DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG?
371
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,376
BESIDES DRESSING LIKE CALIGULA
AND BANGING THE ENTIRE STAFF?
372
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,245
NO.
373
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,980
I'M JUST TRYING
TO BOOST MORALE.
374
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,448
IT'S MANAGEMENT 101.
375
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,350
YOU SHOULD READ DALE CARNEGIE.
376
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,020
DALE CARNEGIE
DOESN'T WORK HERE.
377
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,956
AND IF YOU KEEP HAVING ALL
NIGHT NAKED MORALE SESSIONS,
378
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,357
YOU WON'T BE EITHER.
379
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,191
LOOSEN UP, MAN.
380
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,560
JUST HAVE A SIP.
381
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,661
GET 'EM OUT NOW.
382
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,096
PLEASE.
383
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,264
[GROANING]
384
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,465
OH, MAN.
385
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,533
EAT A DICK.
386
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,434
GOOD MEETING.
387
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,568
HIT IT!
388
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,903
[ALL SINGING]
389
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:34,174
I AIN'T GOT NOBODY!
390
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,144
WOO, YEAH!
391
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,378
[TOMMY]
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT ME IN GENERAL?
392
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,381
DO YOU THINK I'VE BRIGHTENED
UP THIS PLACE SINCE I GOT HERE?
393
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,183
LIKE A FUCKING LILY.
394
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,218
LIKE A BEAUTIFUL LILY.
395
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,419
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
396
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,323
YOUR ENERGY IS LIKE
397
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:54,261
A TIDAL WAVE OF BUTTERFLIES.
398
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,230
BUT THEY'RE ALL FUCKING
COOL BUTTERFLIES.
399
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,398
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
400
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,699
LIKE CLASSY BUTTERFLIES.
401
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,700
YEAH.
402
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,702
WITH LIKE- MAYBE LIKE
403
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,305
LIKE MEMBERS ONLY JACKETS
WITH GOLD CHAINS-
404
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,341
BUT A TOP HAT EXTRA
AND A MONOCLE.
405
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,377
YES.
YES, PITT.
406
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:15,515
*
407
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,550
I CAN'T MAKE ANY SENSE OUT
OF THESE FINANCIAL RECORDS.
408
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,619
WHAT KIND OF BOOK
KEEPING IS THIS?
409
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,354
IMPROVISATIONAL.
410
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,622
YEAH, MORE LIKE IRRATIONAL.
411
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,124
EH, POTATO, POTAHTO.
412
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,558
HARRY, YOU GOT A MINUTO?
413
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,660
HEY, PITT, YEAH,
COME ON UP HERE.
414
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,462
SHANE, THIS IS PITT REDMAN.
415
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,099
AND THIS IS HIS
LOVELY LADY CHANCY.
416
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,333
AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
417
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,569
JUST SO YOU KNOW I THINK OF
THIS CLUB LESS AS A CUSTOMER,
418
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,005
MORE OF A SECOND FAMILY.
419
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,106
[LAUGHING]
420
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,976
WHICH IS REALLY GOOD BECAUSE
HIS FAMILY ARE ASSHOLES.
421
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,114
SO WAIT, YOU WORK
FOR THE CLUB?
422
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,048
YEAH- YEAH.
423
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,150
PITT REDMAN HERE IS AN
INDESPENSIBLE PART
424
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,051
OF THIS OPERATION.
425
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,085
OPERATION.
426
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,420
THAT'S MY FAVORITE GAME.
427
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,554
DID YOU EVER PLAY IT?
428
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,623
YOU TAKE THE TWEEZERS AND YOU
GOTTA GET OUT HIS LITTLE
429
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,392
FUNNY BONE AND THEN YOU
MISS AND IT RRRRR.
430
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,493
IT'S SO FUN.
431
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,195
YOU KILL THE GUY EVERY TIME.
432
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,664
WE SHOULD HAVE A GAME
NIGHT AND PLAY THAT.
433
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,166
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO HERE?
434
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,267
DO YOU GUYS LOVE CLUE?
435
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,735
OR MONOPOLY?
WE COULD PLAY MONOPOLY.
436
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,303
I CALL TOP HAT RIGHT NOW.
437
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,007
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE LITTLE FUCKING IRON.
438
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,675
EVERYTIME I HAVE TO
GET THE IRON
439
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,577
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE I'M DOING HOUSEWORK.
440
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,747
OK, HON, SOMETIMES WE TALK
ABOUT YOU BEING OVERBEARING.
441
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,215
-NO I DON'T.
AND TALKING SHIT.
442
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,350
-NOPE. NO WE DON'T.
-YES WE DO.
443
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,418
AND YOU SAID NAME ONE TIME
THAT I'VE EVER DONE THAT.
444
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,286
YEAH, NAME ONE.
NAME ONE.
445
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,354
AND I SAID ALL THE TIME.
446
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,788
-NUH UH. NO.
AND YOU SAID FUCK YOU,
447
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,257
I HAVEN'T EVEN
DONE THAT ONE TIME.
448
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,424
WELL GUESS WHAT-
-YEAH FUCK YOU-
449
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,659
THIS IS THE TIME.
450
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,294
IT IS?
451
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,596
RIGHT NOW.
452
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,265
I'M SOWWY.
453
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,067
IT'S OK.
454
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,302
[KISSING]
455
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,071
EXCUSE ME GUYS.
456
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,639
WHAT IS IT EXACTLY
THAT WE PAY YOU FOR?
457
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,676
UH, MY TITLE IS...
458
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,544
FOOD AND BEVERAGE SUPPLY.
459
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,147
SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE IS
THE FOOD AND BEVERAGE ORDER.
460
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,148
AHH.
461
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,416
FOOD AND BEVERAGE
SUPPLY- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
462
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,286
YOU'RE THE GUY WE'RE PAYING FOR
EVERY MONTH FOR ALL THIS STUFF.
463
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,553
SHANE.
464
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:05,558
EVERY THRIVING BUSINESS HAS A
CERTAIN COST STRUCTURE, RIGHT?
465
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,328
I MEAN YOU'VE GOT TO
SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY.
466
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,063
WE'RE NOT THRIVING
OR MAKING MONEY.
467
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,164
AND WE DON'T SERVE FOOD.
468
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,066
I MEAN WHAT IS THIS CRAP?
469
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,168
$600 A MONTH FOR
CHICKEN WINGS?
470
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,336
IT'S CODE FOR WEED.
471
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,704
NO, IT IS NOT.
472
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,672
THAT IS CODE FOR PERCODAN.
473
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,110
YES, SHRIMP COCKTAIL
IS CODE FOR WEED.
474
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,644
$500 A MONTH FOR BLUE CRAB.
475
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,346
WHAT'S BLUE CRAB CODE FOR?
476
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,081
WELL, THAT'S
ACTUALLY BLUE CRAB.
477
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,451
MY UNCLE DALE HAS A FISHING
LICENSE IN MARYLAND.
478
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,553
HARRY LOVES THE BLUES.
479
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,687
IT IS GOOD.
480
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,556
YOU KNOW, YOU COOK IT WITH
SOME WINE AND SOME BUTTER.
481
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,392
IT'S JUST- IT'S
HEAVEN IN YOUR MOUTH.
482
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,660
YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME, SHANE.
483
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,262
YOU KNOW WHAT, AS
OF RIGHT NOW GUYS,
484
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,731
NO MORE INVOICES FOR BLUE
CRAB OR ANYTHING ELSE.
485
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:45,765
NO FOOD. THAT'S IT.
486
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,533
YOU KNOW, THAT IS GOOD.
487
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,135
I DON'T LIKE
THE I.R.S. EITHER.
488
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,336
NO PAPER TRAIL.
489
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,437
YOU'RE AMAZING.
490
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,438
GOOD IDEA, SHANE.
491
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,174
BUT THIS ISN'T GOING TO
EFFECT CHANCY'S SALARY
492
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,308
OR POSITION AT ALL?
493
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,410
SHE WORKS HERE?
WHAT DO YOU DO HERE?
494
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,512
I'VE BEEN A DANCER
HERE FOR YEARS.
495
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,181
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU DANCE.
496
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:05,252
WELL, SHANE, SHE IS NOT
A STAGE DANCER AS SUCH.
497
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,587
SHE'S MORE OF A FLOOR DANCER.
498
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,656
MORE OF A HOSTESS.
499
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,890
SLASH DANCER.
500
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,595
YOU KNOW, STUFF THAT BETTER
SUITS HER PARTICULAR SKILL SET.
501
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,464
UH, WHAT SKILL SET?
502
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,366
SHE HAS A CLUB FOOT.
503
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,234
THIS IS NOT A CLUB FOOT.
504
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,235
YEAH, TECHNICALLY
THAT'S A HAMMER TOE.
505
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,637
AND YOU COULD HAVE THAT
SURGICALLY CORRECTED.
506
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,173
I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES.
507
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,640
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT,
THAT'S IT.
508
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,142
IF YOU'RE GOING TO
BE DANCING HERE,
509
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,644
YOU'RE GOING TO BE DANCING
UP THERE, ON STAGE, AND-
510
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,681
AND- HARRY, JUST GET
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, MAN.
511
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,316
RIGHT. RIGHT.
512
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,884
HE'S NOT SERIOUS ABOUT
THAT DANCING THING, IS HE?
513
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,851
OH GOD, NO.
514
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,453
NO.
515
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,455
GOD, NO.
516
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:47,294
*
517
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,772
YOU DON'T REMEMBER LIKE
ONE TIME WHEN I DID THIS?
518
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,940
OH, OK.
519
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,275
REMEMBER THAT?
520
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,343
IT'S ALL COMING
BACK TO ME NOW.
521
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,279
I WASN'T PARTICULARLY
STARING AT ANYTHING BUT...
522
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,113
BUT THE FRANKENSHOES.
523
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,248
NO, I KNOW YOU
WERE LOOKING AT IT.
524
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,417
SO I WAS LIKE, FINE, I'LL
JUST FUCKING BRING IT OUT.
525
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,784
I'LL JUST BRING IT OUT,
'CUZ YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.
526
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,952
RIGHT HERE.
527
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,187
OK. GOD.
528
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,622
HERE, HERE.
529
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,889
WHAT? NOTHING. NOTHING?
530
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,291
WELL I MEAN YOU'RE
STILL WEARING A BRA.
531
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,826
NOTHING. NOTHING.
532
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,860
HUH, NOTHING?
533
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,762
YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
534
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,497
NO, JUST THIS, RIGHT?
535
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,365
YEAH, I GOT THAT.
536
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,200
I CAN FIX IT.
537
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,701
BUT I DON'T WANNA.
538
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:35,475
*
539
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,312
IRONY IS THE ALIBI OF FETISH.
540
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,848
[TOMMY]
SO, WERE YOU A POLICE
OFFICER IN WISCONSIN?
541
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,584
I WAS AND THEN
I SHOT THE COW,
542
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,286
AND THEN I WASN'T.
543
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,955
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS
A DOMESTIC DISPUTE.
544
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,925
YEAH, I HAD A PROBLEM
WITH THAT COW.
545
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,327
I'M JIMMY.
546
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,562
AND I'M JOSH.
547
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,630
AND OUR DAD, HARRY
RUNS THIS PLACE.
548
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,666
WELL, MY DAD RUNS THIS PLACE.
549
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,600
HE'S ADOPTED.
550
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,503
HE'S JUST AS MUCH MY
DAD AS HE IS YOURS.
551
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,604
YOU KNOW THAT?
552
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,974
DAD PUT ME IN CHARGE BECAUSE
I'M HIS REAL KID, OK?
553
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,310
DO YOU HAVE DAD'S
HOME NUMBER?
554
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,411
WATCH THIS.
555
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,479
WHAT'S HIS HOME NUMBER?
556
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,546
I DON'T HAVE TO CALL HIM.
557
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,515
WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WHERE I CAN JUST SEE HIM.
558
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,916
YOU HAVE A SEVERE
DRUG PROBLEM.
559
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,918
YOU CAN'T STOP
EATING NUTS, OK?
560
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,620
AND YOU'RE A FAKE.
561
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,556
TEARS IN 3, 2, 1.
562
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,757
[SOBBING]
563
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,926
SCREW YOU, JIMMY.
564
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,930
[CRYING]
565
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,533
ONE OF LIFE'S LITTLE
PLEASURES, MAN.
566
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,803
*
567
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,805
[JOSH]
ALRIGHT, GENTLEMEN.
568
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,273
WELCOME TO DEJA VU
569
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,841
IN BEAUTIFUL
DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES.
570
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,376
I'M YOUR HOST JOSH.
571
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,277
THE JAY DOG.
572
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,379
J LOVER. JJ VITTLES.
573
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,448
ALSO ANSWERS TO FUCK STICK.
574
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,516
SHUT IT.
575
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,483
AND QUIT EATING MY PIZZA.
576
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,385
NO. IT'S MY PIZZA.
577
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,453
THAT'S BULLSHIT,
IT'S MY PIZZA.
578
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,722
DAD SAID THAT WE
SHARE EVERYTHING.
579
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,524
NOT PIZZA, DICK.
580
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:01,494
*
581
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,339
I WANT YOU TO BE
HONEST WITH ME.
582
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,907
DO YOU THINK I HAVE
A DRUG PROBLEM?
583
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,083
WHAT IS THAT?
584
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,085
YOGURT.
585
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,855
IS IT LIKE ICE CREAM
OR IS IT...?
586
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,558
IT'S LIKE SAD ICE CREAM.
587
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,060
IT'S OK, NEW GIRL.
588
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,995
YOU CAN TOUCH THEM.
589
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,065
THEY DON'T BITE,
BUT UM, I DO.
590
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,467
-SORRY.
591
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,602
[LAUGHING]
592
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,836
OH, SWEETIE, YOU NEED
TO GET A PAIR.
593
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,773
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE
A WHOLE NEW WOMAN.
594
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,940
...I DON'T KNOW.
595
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,910
DO YOU REALLY THINK BIGGER
BOOBS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE?
596
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,612
NO, BUT UM...
597
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,646
THEY WILL PAY YOUR RENT.
598
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,114
OH.
[LAUGHING]
599
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,417
AND YOUR VISA AND YOUR STUDENT
LOANS AND YOU CABLE BILL.
600
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,585
OH, OK.
601
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,554
BUT HOW MUCH DO THEY COST?
602
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,989
HELL IF I KNOW, I
DIDN'T PAY FOR 'EM.
603
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:03,956
ARE YOU KIDDING?
604
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,758
GUYS SAY THEY ALWAYS
LIKE MY SMALLER BOOBS.
605
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,326
HA!
606
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,364
JUST INTRODUCE ME.
607
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,601
[JOSH]
ALRIGHT, GENTLEMEN.
608
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:18,104
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR EMCEE AND
WORLD CLASS PRICK ON WHEELS.
609
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:21,541
THE SEMI RETARDED
JIMMY HOROWITZ.
610
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,877
[JIMMY]
ALRIGHT GUYS, GIVE IT UP FOR
THE DUMBEST DJ ON THE PLANET.
611
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,413
CAN I GET A LIGHT?
612
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,915
STEVIE WONDER,
GET ME RIGHT HERE.
613
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,550
OH MY GOD.
614
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,819
YOU KNOW, THERE'S PROBABLY MORE
PEOPLE AT A DONKEY SHOW.
615
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,822
AND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A
DONKEY SHOW, TALK MY BROTHER-
616
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,491
HE'S BLOWN A COUPLE DONKEY'S
IN HIS LIFE, OK.
617
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,728
HI.
-HI.
618
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,864
I GET OFF IN AN HOUR.
619
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,133
WANNA GET OFF WITH ME?
620
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:52,171
HOW DO YOU GET A
GUY TO PAY FOR THEM?
621
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,006
GOOD NIGHT TO YOU EVERYBODY!
622
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,142
KROL IS HERE, BABIES.
623
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,010
WHY DON'T YOU
ASK HIM YOURSELF?
624
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,613
KROL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME YOU WERE COMING?
625
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:04,584
WELL BECAUSE I WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU
626
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,855
AND MY TWO MOST FAVORITE
GIRLS IN THE WORLD.
627
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,122
HELLO PRETTY LADIES.
628
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:10,990
[GIGGLING]
629
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,859
HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
630
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,994
DID YOU MISS YOUR UNCLE KROL?
631
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,729
I MISSED YOU.
632
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,831
THEY SEEM SAD.
633
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,199
THEY'RE A LITTLE SLEEPY.
634
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:24,103
WELL LET'S SWING THEM
UP AND LET'S TAKE THEM
635
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,672
DISCO DANCING, BABY.
636
00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,808
EVERYBODY, ALL THE GIRLS,
DISCO DANCING, YEAH!
637
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,077
[JIMMY]
GET YOUR DICKS UP AND
YOUR WALLETS OUT BOYS,
638
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,446
'CUZ IT'S TIME FOR
YOUR HEADLINER.
639
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,683
DIRECT FROM A
GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY,
640
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,818
THE ONE, THE ONLY,
641
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,788
MISS BOOTS!
642
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,690
DRINK UP, BABY.
643
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,493
IT'S SHOW TIME.
644
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:49,696
*
645
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,445
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,
BUT I GOTTA BOBBA FETT-ISH.
646
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:13,486
*
647
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,099
COME ON, LADIES.
648
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,535
SHOW ME YOUR WOOKIE.
649
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,703
[WOOKIE SOUNDS]
650
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,776
[LIGHT SABER SOUNDS]
651
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,145
THESE ARE NOT THE STRIPPERS
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
652
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:43,249
THOSE ARE AVAILABLE IN OUR
PRIVATE VIP DANCE ROOMS.
653
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:48,721
*
654
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,709
AUNT NANCY?
655
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,848
I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY JUST
BLEW UP MY DEATH STAR.
656
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:20,687
GIVE IT UP FOR BOOTS,
COME ON.
657
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,822
PEOPLE HAVE PET
COWS IN WISCONSIN.
658
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,290
UM...
659
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,896
LISTEN, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
660
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,230
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN.
661
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,165
BUT IT GOT HEAVY QUICKLY.
662
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,867
I NEVER HEARD "COW" BEFORE.
663
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:36,703
I ALWAYS HEARD "SALLY".
664
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,908
YES.
665
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,210
THE COW'S NAME WAS SALLY.
666
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,114
HI! YOU MUST BE SHANE.
667
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,216
YEAH, UH...
GOD, I- UH-
668
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,018
I'LL COME BACK
WHEN YOU'RE DECENT.
669
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,653
I'M REALLY SORRY.
670
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:55,822
THEN YOU'LL NEVER BE BACK.
671
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:57,089
[JIMMY]
WE NEED A DANCER UP HERE.
672
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,158
YOU'RE UP NEXT.
-OH!
673
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:02,094
YOU HAVE TO PUT SOMETHING
ON TO TAKE SOMETHING OFF.
674
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:04,230
OH, COME ON BABY, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE TONIGHT.
675
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,164
NO, I CAN'T-
676
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,332
-HEY, NANCY.
677
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,367
[GASPS]
SHANE, OH MY GOD.
678
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,902
OOH! MY BABY.
679
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,838
YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME.
680
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,206
HEY...
HI.
681
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,608
HI.
682
00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,810
MOMMY'S GONNA TUCK
YOU IN LATER, OK?
683
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,278
BABY NEEDS YOU.
684
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:22,114
I'M GONNA PLAY WITH
THE DRAGON LATER.
685
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,318
WELL...
686
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:29,355
WELCOME BACK, GORGEOUS.
687
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,890
THANKS, AUNT NANCY.
688
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,860
UH, DON'T CALL ME THAT, OK?
689
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,328
NO MATTER HOW MANY YEARS
I WAS WITH YOUR UNCLE,
690
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,297
I WAS REALLY
NEVER YOUR AUNT.
691
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,265
RIGHT.
692
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:42,134
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO CALL YOU THEN?
693
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,403
CALL ME BOOTS.
694
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,372
EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HERE DOES.
695
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,808
OK, BOOTS.
696
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:49,976
WOW.
697
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,211
YOU GREW UP SO HANDSOME.
698
00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,146
IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE, UH...
699
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,348
NOT RELATED.
700
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:59,051
I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO
KEEP MY HANDS OFF YOU.
701
00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:01,988
[LAUGHS]
702
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,990
I'M JUST KIDDING,
SHANE, COME ON.
703
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:06,092
COME SIT BY ME AND
LET'S HAVE A DRINK.
704
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:06,993
SURE.
705
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,795
MMM.
706
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,665
LET'S DO A TOAST.
707
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,301
TO ERNIE.
708
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,169
GREATEST MAN I EVER KNEW.
709
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:20,139
HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT
AND A HEART OF GOLD.
710
00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:21,974
AND THAT HUGE COCK TOO.
711
00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,810
[LAUGHS]
712
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,144
SORRY YOU COULDN'T
BE AT THE FUNERAL.
713
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:26,245
WE HAD A GOOD TIME.
714
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:29,949
ATE SOME MUSHROOMS, SNORTED
RAILS OFF THE COFFIN.
715
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,250
PARTIED OUR TITS OFF.
716
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:34,120
SOUNDS LIKE A LOVELY TRIBUTE.
717
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,187
WHERE YOU STAYING?
718
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:36,989
YOU CAN CRASH WITH ME.
719
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,692
BET WE'D HAVE FUN.
720
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,962
YOU LOOK LIKE FUN.
721
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,697
YEAH, I AM FUN.
722
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,767
[SIGHS]
723
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,937
YOU KNOW THERE WERE MANY
NIGHTS I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
724
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,472
WHEN YOU WERE LIVING WITH
US, GOING TO COLLEGE.
725
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,107
HM.
726
00:27:56,508 --> 00:28:00,947
I WAS SO TEMPTED TO JUST
SNEAK INTO YOUR ROOM
727
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,883
AND BANG THE LIVING
JIZZ OUT OF YOU.
728
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,484
OH, THAT'S UH...
729
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,854
THAT'S A GREAT STORY.
730
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,890
YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
731
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:12,058
NOPE.
732
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,425
NO, I DID NOT KNOW.
733
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:17,129
NOW, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
734
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:20,399
IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING TO
HAVE IN YOUR HEAD NOW, IS IT?
735
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,202
UH, UM, UH...
736
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,204
ACTUALLY IT UH...
737
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,472
IT MIGHT BE.
738
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:29,909
BECAUSE UH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL
BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE ON THOSE-
739
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,745
ON THE WORK- I DON'T KNOW IF
I'LL BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE
740
00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:35,314
ON THE WORK, UH, SINCE
WE'RE GONNA BE WORKING-
741
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,449
WORKING TOGETHER
AND EVERYTHING.
742
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,351
WHY WOULD WE BE
WORKING TOGETHER?
743
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,788
I'M TAKING OVER THE CLUB.
744
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:42,955
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
745
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:45,357
MY UNCLE ERNIE, HE
LEFT ME THE CLUB.
746
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,193
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
747
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,360
THEY- THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU?
748
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,429
NOBODY FUCKING
TOLD ME ANYTHING.
749
00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:51,530
[SCREAMS]
750
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,399
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
751
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:56,202
WHAT, 20 YEARS OF
FUCKING ME WASN'T ENOUGH?
752
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,004
NOW HE WANTS TO FUCK
ME FROM THE GRAVE!
753
00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,471
BOOTS, JESUS, CALM DOWN.
754
00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,941
CALL ME AUNT NANCY.
755
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:02,842
FUCK EVERYONE!
756
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,244
FUCK THIS FUCKING
PLACE AND FUCK YOU!
757
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,378
AUNT NANCY!
758
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,848
WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON AROUND HERE?
759
00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:10,917
COME ON NANCY?
-FUCK YOU!
760
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,451
DON'T FUCKING BE LIKE THAT.
761
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:14,854
FUCK.
762
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,423
GALLAGHER'S A
FUCKING GENIUS, DUDE.
763
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,160
CALL ME A FUCKING CAB.
764
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,428
RIGHT NOW?
765
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,562
YEAH, RIGHT NOW.
766
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,997
FUCK.
767
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,934
SO, YOUR AUNT SEEMS
A WEE BIT UPSET.
768
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,201
WHAT'S THE WORD?
769
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:32,471
THE WORD IS FUCK IT.
770
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,340
WELL, THAT'S
ACTUALLY TWO WORDS.
771
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,810
YOU WERE IN THE ARMY, RIGHT?
772
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:38,978
MARINE CORPS.
773
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:40,847
WHY'D YOU QUIT?
774
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,314
MOONED IT.
-WHERE?
775
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:43,415
GRANADA.
776
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:44,483
GRENADA.
777
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,118
HOWEVER YOU SAY IT.
778
00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,420
SO, MAYBE YOU'RE OFF
TO A ROUGH START.
779
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:51,123
ROME WASN'T BUILT
IN A DAY, MAN.
780
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:54,060
YOU JUST NEED TO GET THAT BIG
FAT BRAIN OF YOURS WORKING.
781
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:55,327
COME UP WITH A NEW PLAN.
782
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,963
THIS PLACE IS A SINKING SHIP.
783
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,364
IT'S ON FIRE AND UNDERWATER.
784
00:29:58,397 --> 00:29:59,031
DOOMED.
785
00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,167
SO MAYBE IT'S A CLUSTERFUCK.
786
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,603
BUT THERE ARE LIKE COSMIC
FORCES AT WORK HERE, BRO.
787
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,437
COSMIC FORCES?
788
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:09,275
YES, YOU'RE LIKE
UNCIRCUMSIZED MOSES.
789
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,212
CHOSEN TO LEAD THESE
LOST NAKED SOULS WHILE
790
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,546
THEY'RE WANDERING
THROUGH THE DESERT
791
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,950
LIKE BACK TO THE FUCKING
PROMISED LAND, MAN.
792
00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,852
MOSES CAN NOT QUIT.
793
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:20,987
ARE YOU ON CRANK?
794
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,022
IT'S FUCKING BIBLICAL, MAN.
795
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,257
YOU JUST NEED TO
FIND A BURNING BUSH.
796
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,259
AND WHAT BETTER PLACE
THAN THIS PLACE TO LOOK
797
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,528
FOR HOT BUSH, MAN.
798
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,364
WELL, THANKS FOR THE
IRRATIONAL FUCKING PEP TALK.
799
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:35,567
BUT NOTHING SHORT OF A
MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE IS GONNA
800
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,071
SAVE THIS FREAK SHOW OR
STOP FROM SHUTTING IT DOWN.
801
00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:40,039
IT'S OVER.
802
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,274
FUCK IT.
803
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,076
YOU'VE CHANGED, MAN.
804
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,511
YOU HAVEN'T.
805
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,650
BOOTS, CAN WE
TALK ABOUT THIS?
806
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,618
YOU WANT TO TALK?
807
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:55,421
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN
TALK TO MY LAWYERS.
808
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:59,458
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR
LIFE REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE.
809
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:02,261
NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!
810
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,934
YOU KNOW, I COULD UH GET
YOU HOME SAFE...
811
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:08,968
AND SOUND.
812
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,136
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
813
00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:11,570
YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?
814
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:12,638
YES, MA'AM.
815
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,141
NOW, WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
816
00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,276
PATRIOTISM.
817
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,644
YOU WISH, SOLDIER.
818
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,612
SCREW YOU.
819
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:27,086
[HUMMING]
820
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:29,521
* AND THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
821
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:36,062
*
822
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,111
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
MOVE TO CALIFORNIA
823
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,712
BECAUSE OF THE
PALM TREES.
824
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,448
COREY HAIM AND PALM TREES.
825
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:58,584
I LOVE PALM TREES.
826
00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:00,486
[TOMMY]
WHY DO YOU LOVE PALM TREES?
827
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,122
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE CALIFORNIA.
828
00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,124
WHERE ELSE YOU GONNA
FIND A PALM TREE AT?
829
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:06,225
NOWHERE.
830
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,693
NOT IN INDIANA.
831
00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:09,328
THEY'RE LIKE CARTOON TREES.
832
00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:11,163
SO CUTE.
833
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:15,567
GOOD MORNING.
834
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,236
WOW. YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
835
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,404
SOMEBODY HAS TO BE.
836
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,172
NOT A LOT OF EARLY
RISERS ON STAFF.
837
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,073
YEAH.
838
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,508
WHAT TIME DID TOMMY
LEAVE LAST NIGHT?
839
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,377
UM, HE DIDN'T.
840
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,049
FIRST TIME HE'S EVER BEEN
TO WORK EARLY IN HIS LIFE.
841
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,419
HEY, UH CALL EVERYBODY.
842
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,321
BOUNCERS, DANCERS, EVERYONE.
843
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,289
I NEED TO SEE THEM
HERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
844
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,599
HI THERE, I'M CHLOE.
845
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,268
UH... HI CHLOE.
846
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:52,571
WHY ARE YOU IN MY
OFFICE AND MOSTLY NAKED?
847
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,140
I CAME IN FOR A
JOB INTERVIEW.
848
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,208
THE MANANGER TOLD ME TO COME
BACK HERE TO THE OFFICE
849
00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,711
AND PUT ON A COCKTAIL
WAITRESS UNIFORM.
850
00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,213
THAT'S THE GUY.
851
00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:02,581
YES, THAT IS THE MANAGER,
852
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,683
BUT THAT IS NOT THE COCKTAIL
WAITRESS UNIFORM.
853
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,652
IT'S NOT? SINCE WHEN?
854
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,254
IS THAT COFFEE?
-YES.
855
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,621
AH, GIVE IT TO ME.
I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU.
856
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:10,822
REALLY?
-YEP.
857
00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:14,126
UNLESS YOU WERE UP HAVING ROUGH
SEX WITH THREE DRAG QUEENS
858
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,729
AND A DEEPLY CONFLICTED RODEO
COWBOY UNTIL 45 MINUTES AGO?
859
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:18,730
NO.
860
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,099
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
861
00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,234
[CHLOE]
SHOULD I COME BACK?
862
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,639
WHAT HAPPENED?
863
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,042
WHAT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
864
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,643
PUT THESE BACK ON.
865
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,579
PRAY TELL, MISS THING.
866
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:36,782
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
A DANSEUSE EXOTIQUE?
867
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,684
UH, WHAT?
868
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,319
PARDON MY FRENCH.
869
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,621
I MEAN THAT WAS
LITERALLY FRENCH.
870
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,523
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN A STRIPPER?
871
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,592
OH, I AM NOT A STRIPPER.
872
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,794
I CAME IN HERE FOR
A WAITRESS JOB.
873
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:51,397
I WAS A WAITRESS BACK AT
STEAK AND SHAKE IN INDIANA.
874
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,398
FORT WAYNE.
875
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:53,499
SO MUCH FUN THERE.
876
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,102
WE HAVE THE JOHNNY APPLESEED
FESTIVAL IN THE SUMMER,
877
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,436
WHICH IS CRAZY.
878
00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,171
AND WE HAVE OUR
OWN BASEBALL TEAM.
879
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,706
THE FORT WAYNE TIN CAPS.
880
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,741
YOU GOTTA HOUSE?
881
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,443
BABY, I GOT A TRAILER.
882
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,145
PERFECT, LET'S GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
883
00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:07,779
MMM.
884
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:11,650
I WON A SILVER MEDAL AT WAYNE
JUNIOR COLLEGE FOR GYMNASTICS.
885
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,252
UNEVEN BARS.
886
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:16,288
YOU KNOW DIANE, THE BLONDE
LADY ON THAT TV SHOW CHEERS.
887
00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,124
SHE'S FROM FORT WAYNE TOO.
888
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:19,725
I MISS INDIANA AND
FORT WAYNE SO MUCH.
889
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:21,860
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
890
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,295
IS HE DEAD?
891
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:25,564
NO.
892
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,233
I DON'T HAVE THAT
KIND OF LUCK.
893
00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:31,837
SO, WHAT BROUGHT YOU
OUT HERE FROM INDIANA?
894
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,272
A BUS.
895
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,274
NO, I MEAN...
896
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,608
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
897
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,544
BECAUSE OF SNAKES.
898
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,546
YOU'RE- YOU'RE
AFRAID OF SNAKES?
899
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:41,547
NO.
900
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,183
THEY CAN SEEM KIND OF
MEAN, BUT THEY'RE NOT.
901
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:45,584
THEY'RE SO SWEET.
902
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:48,220
AND, THEIR MUSIC IS SO RAD.
903
00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,655
OH OK, SNAKES THE BAND?
904
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,157
DUH, YEAH.
905
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,425
THEY CAME INTO STEAK AND
SHAKE AFTER A SHOW,
906
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,328
AND THEY ASKED ME TO BE
IN THEIR NEXT MUSIC VIDEO.
907
00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:57,129
UH HUH.
908
00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:58,664
SO THEN WHAT?
909
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:01,367
IT STARTS WITH THEM
AT STEAK AND SHAKE.
910
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,635
I'M THE SHAKE GIRL, BUT I'M
NOT REALLY THE SHAKE GIRL.
911
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,904
AND THEN THE SNAKES
START ROCKING OUT,
912
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,440
AND THE WHOLE SHAKE MACHINE
EXPLODES AND ICE CREAM
913
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,808
AND EVERYTYHING WAS GETTING
ALL OVER MY FACE AND MY-
914
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,178
CHLOE, CHLOE, CHLOE,
TIME OUT.
915
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,779
WHY DID YOU END UP
HERE IN LOS ANGELES?
916
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:14,946
OH.
917
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:17,383
WELL, THE COPS PULLED OVER
THE TOUR BUS AND THEY FOUND
918
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,351
FOUR POUNDS OF HASH
IN THE BASS DRUM.
919
00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:20,386
SO...
920
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:23,522
I'M KIND OF STRANDED.
921
00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:25,591
I WOULD LOVE- I WOULD LOVE
TO HELP YOU OUT, CHLOE,
922
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,694
BUT WE'RE NOT HIRING AND UM...
923
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,729
LISTEN, I'VE GOT A MEETING.
924
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:33,365
IF YOU WAIT, I'LL GIVE
YOU A RIDE TO THE BUS.
925
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,733
OK?
926
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,835
AWW, THANKS.
THAT'D BE AWESOME.
927
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,537
OK, NO PROBLEM.
928
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,372
[YAWNS]
929
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,776
[HARRY]
PEOPLE DON'T CALL A
MEETING FOR GOOD NEWS.
930
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,712
THIS IS BULL-
MEETINGS ARE BULLSHIT-
931
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:47,813
MEETINGS ARE ALWAYS BULLSHIT.
932
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,349
GIVE ME A BREAK.
JUST SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
933
00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:52,951
HEY, GUYS, THANKS FOR COMING.
934
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,453
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS COMING
OUT HERE, I HAD REALLY
935
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,423
HIGH HOPES FOR WHAT WE
WERE GOING TO DO HERE.
936
00:35:57,456 --> 00:36:02,294
I'M DISAPPOINTED THAT THE
CLUB HAS HIT SUCH HARD TIMES.
937
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:05,664
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS PLACE
WAS MY UNCLE'S PRIDE AND JOY.
938
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,734
AND I'M JUST AFRAID
THAT TIMES CHANGE.
939
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,935
[GRAND MUSIC STARTS UP]
AND I'M NOT MY UNCLE.
940
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,671
THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
BUSINESS ANYMORE.
941
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,441
AND YOU KNOW,
I'M AFRAID THAT...
942
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,344
WE'RE GONNA...
943
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,678
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FACE THE TRUTH.
944
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:22,814
AND THE TRUTH IS JUST
WE CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEY.
945
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:25,284
AND I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT
946
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:28,354
BOTTOM LINE I HAVE NO CHOICE.
947
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:32,358
IT'S JUST- IT'S NOT-
948
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:36,328
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR US
TO STAY IN BUSINESS-
949
00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:38,964
WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISN'T
ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME?
950
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:41,800
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
951
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,635
WHAT IS IT?
952
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:46,238
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' MIRACLE.
953
00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:48,740
SHE'S A GOLD MINE.
954
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:53,479
[CLAPPING]
955
00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:57,583
OH YEAH.
956
00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:00,552
[TONE]
957
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:01,853
HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO...
958
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,489
[CLINK]
959
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:06,325
BUT YOU'RE WELCOME.
960
00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:09,027
IS THAT MY SHIRT?
961
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,263
YES. I THOUGHT IT LOOKED
GREAT ON ME, SO...
962
00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:12,264
SO WHY ARE YOU
SAYING I TOLD YOU SO?
963
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,700
OH, UH BECAUSE BUSINESS
IS BOOMING NOW AND UH
964
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,770
I THINK A LOT OF THAT HAS
TO DO WITH OUR CHEMISTRY
965
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,372
MAINLY A LOT OF MY
WORK THAT I'VE DONE,
966
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,774
BUT I THINK YOU DID
A GREAT JOB, SO...
967
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:24,443
YOU GET A LITTLE BIT OF
THAT CREDIT YOURSELF.
968
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:25,377
THANK YOU, I WILL.
969
00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:28,013
AND YOU DID A GOOD
JOB ON THE COMMERCIAL.
970
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,881
I'M SHANE NAMINSKI.
971
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:33,385
NEW MANANGER AND OWNER
OF DEJA VU SHOW GIRLS
972
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:36,388
IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN
LOS ANGELES.
973
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:44,696
*
974
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:56,475
DON'T HAVE A DATE
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
975
00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:57,676
NO PROBLEM.
976
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,978
WE'VE GOT YOU...
COVERED.
977
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,480
WE'RE AT CAPACITY.
978
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:02,481
JUST WAIT YOUR TURN.
979
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:03,682
THANK YOU.
980
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:06,318
[HECKLING]
981
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,822
*
982
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,361
NAH NAH NAH AHHH.
983
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:20,899
*
984
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:28,607
JUST IN TIME FOR
VALENTINE'S DAY.
985
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,809
A DEJA VU EXCLUSIVE.
986
00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,111
THE WORLD PREMIERE
OF THE POLE DANCE.
987
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,046
OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
988
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,417
I GUESS I'M JUST PROUD THAT
I'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING.
989
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:40,419
I'M SORTA LIKE
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.
990
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,053
EXCEPT WITHOUT THE BOATS.
991
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:48,894
*
992
00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:10,382
SO COME DOWN TO
DEJA VU FOR OUR
993
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,818
GRAND RE-OPENING
VALENTINE'S DAY.
994
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,086
IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN.
995
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,056
[GIRLS]
IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN.
996
00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,858
HEY, I JUST SAID THAT.
997
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,760
[LAUGHING]
998
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:25,964
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
999
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:27,132
YEAH, WHAT IS THIS ROOM?
1000
00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:28,567
I CAN'T FIND THE
KEY THAT OPENS IT.
1001
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,601
[DEEP BREATH]
1002
00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:30,569
YEAH.
1003
00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,038
UH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
WANT TO GO IN THERE.
1004
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:34,773
WHY?
1005
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:35,841
WELL...
1006
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,709
ERNIE USED TO SAY THAT THE
GANGSTERS THAT HE BOUGHT
1007
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,878
THIS PLACE FROM BURIED THE
ORIGINAL OWNER IN THERE
1008
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,847
AND COVERED IT WITH CONCRETE.
1009
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,815
YOU'RE KIDDING?
1010
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:44,683
YES.
1011
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,485
[LAUGHING]
1012
00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:47,686
IT'S AN ELECTRICAL ROOM.
1013
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,455
HARRY LOST THE KEY.
1014
00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,757
YOU MIDWESTERN BOYS
SURE ARE GULLIBLE.
1015
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:52,891
OH, UM...
1016
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:58,096
THERE'S SOME WEIRD PEOPLE
WANDERING AROUND UPSTAIRS.
1017
00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:01,500
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WEIRD?
1018
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,502
YOU SHOULD GO SEE.
1019
00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,837
[LAUGHING]
1020
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:06,772
L'CHAIM.
1021
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,206
[ALL TOGETHER]
L-CHAIM!
1022
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,575
CHEERS.
1023
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,677
[LAUGHING]
1024
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,947
CAN I HELP YOU?
1025
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:17,148
BOOM.
1026
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,817
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH THE OWNER.
1027
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,952
I HOPE ERNIE DOESN'T
MIND THAT WE'VE STARTED
1028
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,721
THE PARTY WITHOUT HIM.
1029
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,456
AS HE IS TERRIBLY LATE.
1030
00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:25,457
UH...
1031
00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,793
ERNIE WON'T BE COMING.
1032
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,094
WHY NOT?
1033
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,195
HE'S DEAD.
1034
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:32,964
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A GOOD EXCUSE.
1035
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,600
ERNIE WAS LIKE A BROTHER.
1036
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,967
SO WHO ARE YOU?
1037
00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,202
I'M SHANE. I'M HIS NEPHEW.
1038
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,704
I'M THE NEW OWNER.
1039
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:41,239
CAPTAIN LOU TENNANT
AT YOUR SERVICE.
1040
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,774
NO NEED TO SALUTE.
1041
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,743
YOUR UNCLE AND I
WERE VERY CLOSE.
1042
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,912
WE'RE GONNA DEDICATE
THE SHOW TO YOUR UNCLE.
1043
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:47,946
A TRIBUTE.
1044
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,014
WHAT SHOW?
1045
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:54,085
CAPTAIN LOU TENNANT
PRESENTS LA COMEDIA DEL ARC.
1046
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,121
BOOKED IT WITH ERNIE
OVER A YEAR AGO.
1047
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,557
I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
1048
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:02,894
VERY SAD ABOUT ERNIE,
BUT A DEAL IS A DEAL.
1049
00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:05,864
BESIDES IT'S A
GREAT SHOW, KID.
1050
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:06,965
LOOK, MR. TENNANT-
1051
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:08,700
-CALL ME CAPTAIN.
-I'D RATHER NOT.
1052
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,569
LISTEN, YOUR SHOW'S NOT
GOING TO WORK FOR US.
1053
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:13,605
DID I MENTION THAT YOU
GET 50% AT THE DOOR?
1054
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,272
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
1055
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,541
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.
1056
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,775
DON'T.
1057
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,677
THIS GIG GETS CANCELED, I'M
GONNA START CUTTING OFF THUMBS.
1058
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,812
MY APOLOGIES.
1059
00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:22,581
RAW EMOTION.
1060
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:26,251
THAT'S WHAT MAKES
HIS ACT SO POWERFUL.
1061
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,987
WHAT IS HIS ACT?
1062
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,155
[CRUNCHING GLASS]
1063
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,523
OH MY GOD. IT'S SO GROSS.
1064
00:41:31,557 --> 00:41:32,824
EATS ANYTHING.
1065
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:33,659
GLASS.
1066
00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:34,225
WOOD.
1067
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:35,994
MOST POROUS METALS.
1068
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:38,597
NOBODY LIKE HIM.
1069
00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:42,167
TRICKS ARE HARDER TO
DO THAN EATING THINGS.
1070
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,670
LIKE WE ALL DO, MAYBE.
1071
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:45,571
REALLY?
1072
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:46,938
THEY'RE HARDER TO DO?
1073
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:48,206
YEAH.
1074
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,843
HAVE YOU EVER PASSED AN ENTIRE
SET OF WEDGWOOD CHINA BEFORE?
1075
00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:54,646
I'M CARRIE OKEY.
1076
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,948
AND THIS IS FIRENZO.
1077
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,184
IT'S KINDA SELF-EXPLANATORY.
1078
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:01,853
IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING
COMBUSTIBLE AND INCENDIARY.
1079
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:04,122
IT'S REALLY EXCITING.
1080
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,557
YES.
1081
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,225
I WAS MARRIED.
1082
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:09,561
AND UH...
1083
00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:12,130
HE FUCKED MY WIFE.
1084
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:14,833
AND UH...
1085
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,737
I KICKED HER OUT OF MY PLACE
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE.
1086
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,038
SHE'S DOING WELL NOW.
1087
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:21,707
SHE'S DOING GREAT.
1088
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,008
SHE'S AT HOME.
1089
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,011
SHE DOESN'T COME TO
THE SHOWS AT ALL BECAUSE
1090
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,046
IT WOULD GET A
LITTLE AWKWARD BUT-
1091
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:31,282
ANOTHER THING HE
MADE DISAPPEAR.
1092
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:32,851
CHECK THIS.
1093
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:33,551
RIGHT.
1094
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:34,786
YOU SHOULD SEE HER-
[GASP]
1095
00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:36,287
[CRASH]
1096
00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:38,624
DO YOU HAVE ANY REGARD
FOR MY COLON WHATSOEVER?
1097
00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:39,891
EHH.
1098
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:48,166
*
1099
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,348
WELL, I'M AMBER.
1100
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:06,284
I'M ONE OF THE BEST
STRIPPERS HERE.
1101
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:11,690
*
1102
00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:16,161
AND HE IS A SUPER.
1103
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:16,962
A MEGA SUPERSTAR.
1104
00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,730
KROL FROM...
1105
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:22,267
SOME EASTERN EUROPEAN
BLOC COUNTRY.
1106
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:23,902
ARE YOU A COMMUNIST?
1107
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,136
I'M INTERNATIONAL BABY.
1108
00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,337
OH.
1109
00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:31,009
*
1110
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:34,980
[JOSH]
ALRIGHT GUYS, GIVE
IT UP FOR AMBER.
1111
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,683
NOW THAT'S WHAT I
CALL A TIGHT END.
1112
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:40,185
[CHEERING]
1113
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,862
BRAVA! BRAVA!
1114
00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:54,332
I'M NOT GREEK BUT
I BRING SOME GIFTS.
1115
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:55,967
MOLTA BELLA.
1116
00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:56,935
IT'S FOR YOU.
1117
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,203
NO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
1118
00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:01,072
BUT WHY? I WANTED TO BRING
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
1119
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,842
NO, YOU REALLY,
REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
1120
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,076
I HAVE MELISAPHOBIA.
1121
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,945
OH, YOU HAVE SOME DISEASES?
1122
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,213
NO, I HAVE MELISAPHOBIA.
1123
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:10,181
IT'S- IT'S A FEAR OF BEARS.
1124
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:13,051
I WENT TO YOSEMITE WITH MY
FATHER WHEN I WAS SIX,
1125
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:17,322
AND THERE WAS THIS MAN IN A
COSTUME OF SMOKEY THE BEAR.
1126
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:20,125
HE WAS GIVING A FIRE SAFETY
DEMONSTRATION TO THE KIDS,
1127
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:24,129
AND HE CAUGHT FIRE, AND
HE JUST WENT MENTAL.
1128
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,263
I'M SORRY.
1129
00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:26,865
I DIDN'T KNOW.
1130
00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:29,100
EVER SINCE THEN I'VE
BEEN AFRAID OF BEARS.
1131
00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:30,869
I WILL KILL THIS BEAR.
1132
00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:33,171
YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
1133
00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:35,707
WELL, I HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU-
1134
00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:38,276
-OH HO HO, YOU POLISH
PIECE OF SHIT.
1135
00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,510
CHILL OUT, LAYLA.
1136
00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:41,312
WOULD YOU REALLY BE SURPRISED
THAT A GUY WOULD RATHER HAVE
1137
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,448
CAVIAR THAN TUNA FISH?
1138
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:44,750
HMM CAVIAR?
1139
00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:46,351
MORE LIKE DOG FOOD
FOR A BITCH.
1140
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:48,086
REALLY, REALLY?
-YEAH.
1141
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:48,887
REALLY?
-YEAH.
1142
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,121
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO, BITCH?
1143
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:54,292
[YELLING AT EACH OTHER]
1144
00:45:00,832 --> 00:45:06,872
[ALL YELLING]
1145
00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:14,445
AREN'T YOU GONNA STOP THEM?
1146
00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,315
[ALL YELLING]
1147
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,818
NO, I'M NOT.
1148
00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,119
[ARGUING AND SWEARING]
1149
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,854
GOOD CALL.
1150
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:25,023
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
1151
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,157
MY NAME IS MIKE HAUSER.
1152
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:29,027
UH, I'M CURRENTLY
ON DISABILITY.
1153
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,463
UH, I MADE MY LIVING
BEING A ROADIE.
1154
00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,132
A ROADIED FOR UH, RATT.
1155
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:37,002
I'M CURRENTLY LIVING
WITH MY PARENTS.
1156
00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:40,505
UH THEY LIVE IN SANDY
PARK MOBILE COMMUNITY.
1157
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:41,306
IT'S LOT NUMBER 5.
1158
00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:42,540
IF YOU WANNA STOP BY,
PLEASE DO.
1159
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,209
WE DON'T GET A
LOT OF VISITORS.
1160
00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:47,412
I THINK THEY LOOK
REAL, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
1161
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:51,316
I HAVE A FEAR THAT I'VE BEEN
LIKE OVER-STUFFING LATELY.
1162
00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:53,251
[LAUGHING]
-HEY.
1163
00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:56,421
HEY, CAN WE INTEREST
YOU GUYS IN A NIGHT CAP?
1164
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:57,923
WE SHOULD REALLY
GET GOING ACTUALLY.
1165
00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:58,824
OH COME ON.
1166
00:45:58,857 --> 00:45:59,925
JUST ONE.
1167
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:01,559
ONE.
1168
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,995
OK, ONE.
1169
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:04,830
THEN WE GOTTA GET GOING.
1170
00:46:04,863 --> 00:46:06,331
I GOTTA GET UP EARLY.
1171
00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:07,432
THANK YOU.
1172
00:46:09,835 --> 00:46:11,402
TO BAD DECISIONS.
1173
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:14,272
YES!
1174
00:46:14,305 --> 00:46:16,507
WHAT WAS THE FREAK OUT IN THE
DRESSING ROOM ALL ABOUT EARLIER?
1175
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,408
[LAUGHING]
1176
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:19,210
SCHEDULING CONFLICT.
1177
00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:20,211
WOO.
1178
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:21,880
RIGHT NOW I SAY LET'S STOP
TALKING ABOUT LIKE
1179
00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,481
BORING WORK STUFF.
1180
00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:25,383
AND LET'S GET TOTALLY HIGH.
1181
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:26,384
YES.
1182
00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:27,585
LET'S GO.
1183
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:28,820
BYE.
1184
00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:30,255
ALRIGHT.
1185
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:34,259
SO, HOW EXACTLY DO
YOU FIGURE OUT
1186
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,128
HOW TO SCHEDULE
WHO WITH WHOM?
1187
00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,830
I DON'T KNOW.
1188
00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:41,599
I GUESS YOU GOTTA BE
KIND OF A PEOPLE PERSON.
1189
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,602
YOUR UNCLE ERNIE
WAS THE BEST AT IT.
1190
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,271
HARRY ON THE OTHER HAND IS...
1191
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,873
CLINICALLY INSANE.
1192
00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,574
NOT CLINICALLY.
1193
00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:52,010
IT'S JUST NOW THAT YOUR
UNCLE ISN'T MANAGING,
1194
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,612
HIS CHOICES AREN'T THE BEST.
1195
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,147
BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
HERE FOR, RIGHT?
1196
00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,615
OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR?
1197
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,850
[CAR ENGINE STARTING]
1198
00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:00,351
[LAUGHING]
YES, I HOPE SO.
1199
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:01,987
DON'T BE A PUSSY,
HASSELHOFF.
1200
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:05,023
LICK IT BEFORE YOU STICK IT.
1201
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:07,558
OOH!
1202
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,327
DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE COMING BACK?
1203
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,495
NO.
1204
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,597
AND SHE'S MY RIDE.
1205
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:14,199
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL
GIVE YOU A RIDE.
1206
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:20,171
I MEAN... IF YOU DON'T
MIND RIDING IN KITT.
1207
00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:22,240
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1208
00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,275
YOUR CAR IS RAD.
1209
00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:25,243
I THINK IT'S PRETTY RAD.
1210
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,512
IT'S TOTALLY RAD.
1211
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,214
WHY DO YOU GOTTA
GET UP SO EARLY?
1212
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:32,884
OH, I- I HAVE
CLASS AT EIGHT.
1213
00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:34,519
CLASS?
1214
00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:36,154
YES, CLASS.
1215
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,355
I GOT TO SCHOOL.
1216
00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:38,924
DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED.
1217
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:41,226
I'M 21 UNITS AWAY FROM
GETTING MY BUSINESS DEGREE,
1218
00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:43,261
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1219
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,529
FIGURES.
1220
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:49,167
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS
ANY CLUE HOW TO RUN THIS PLACE.
1221
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,602
I WAS KINDA HOPING THAT
MAYBE I COULD TAKE YOU
1222
00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:52,803
FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.
1223
00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:55,540
MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW ME A
THING OR TWO ABOUT SCHEDULING
1224
00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:59,110
SO I CAN AVOID HAVING
INNER-STRIPPER WARFARE.
1225
00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:01,980
[LAUGHING]
1226
00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:05,116
I MIGHT HAVE JUST ENOUGH
ENERGY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
1227
00:48:05,150 --> 00:48:06,584
[LAUGHS]
1228
00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:08,186
ALRIGHT, COOL.
1229
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,154
LET'S GO.
1230
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:10,221
I'LL GET YOUR DOOR.
1231
00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:11,422
OK.
1232
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:16,227
WOO! I'M GONNA SIT IN KITT.
1233
00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:19,164
ALRIGHT, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE
HE'LL TALK TO YOU.
1234
00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:21,432
[CHRISTINA]
IT MIGHT BE KIND OF
OUT OF THE WAY FOR YOU.
1235
00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:22,467
IS THAT OK?
1236
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,135
[SHANE]
I HAVEN'T SEEN
MUCH OF L.A. ANYWAYS.
1237
00:48:24,169 --> 00:48:27,305
SO MAYBE YOU CAN
GIVE ME THE TOUR.
1238
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:28,473
[CHRISTINA]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF L.A.?
1239
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:31,109
[SHANE]
I LIKE IT NOW THAT I'M
RIDING AROUND WITH YOU.
1240
00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,010
WHAT?
1241
00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,044
[LAUGHING]
1242
00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:36,281
OH LOOK AT YOU,
MR. SWEET TALKER.
1243
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,988
[TOMMY]
WOULD YOU SAY YOU'RE MORE
OF A TIT MAN OR AN ASS MAN?
1244
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:45,056
UM...
1245
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,057
WELL IT'S HARD TO SAY.
1246
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:47,158
I LIKE TO BALANCE THAT...
1247
00:48:47,192 --> 00:48:48,994
IF SOMEHOW-
1248
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:51,129
IF YOU COULD HAVE AN
ASS THAT LOOKED LIKE A TIT,
1249
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:52,998
I THINK THAT WOULD
BE THE PERFECT-
1250
00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:56,101
THAT WOULD JUST MAKE THE
PERFECT THING FOR ME.
1251
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,568
I'M PROUD OF MY FATHER.
1252
00:48:57,602 --> 00:49:00,438
HE OWNS LIKE .1%
OF THIS CLUB.
1253
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:04,009
BUT SINCE TAKING IT OVER,
IT'S NOTHING BUT GREATNESS.
1254
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:07,578
I LOOK UP TO HIM, BUT HE
DOES NOT LOOK DOWN TO ME.
1255
00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:11,349
AND PLUS MY DAD'S A LEADER
IN THE PAN SEXUAL COMMUNITY.
1256
00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:13,751
HOW MANY NIPPLES WOULD
YOU GUESS THAT YOU'VE
1257
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,987
SEEN IN YOUR LIFETIME?
1258
00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:17,688
UM...
1259
00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:22,994
ODDLY ENOUGH I THINK IT'S
SOMEWHERE IN THE AREA OF 32,013.
1260
00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:23,928
SO IT'S AN ODD NUMBER?
1261
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,264
YEAH, I KNEW THIS
ONE GIRL WHO HAD THREE.
1262
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:36,207
*
1263
00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:45,083
HOW SWEET IS THIS
NEW BAR, MAN?
1264
00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:46,617
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN
I SEE THE BILL.
1265
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:47,485
RELAX.
1266
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:48,653
I KNOW MY SPANISH
IS A LITTLE RUSTY,
1267
00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:52,723
BUT I'M LIKE 90% SURE WE GOT
LIKE A RADICAL DEAL ON IT.
1268
00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:55,493
SIETECIENTOS IS
SEVENTEEN, RIGHT?
1269
00:49:55,526 --> 00:49:56,327
NO, I THINK-
1270
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:58,229
NO, IT'S A LOT
MORE THAN SEVENTEEN.
1271
00:49:58,263 --> 00:50:00,065
THE BAR'S RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
1272
00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:02,767
SHANE, I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO MEET HIS MAJESTY,
1273
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,335
KROL CASHMERE.
1274
00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:05,703
YOU'RE PLEASED TO MEET ME.
1275
00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:06,771
LIKEWISE.
1276
00:50:06,804 --> 00:50:08,739
[LAUGHS]
1277
00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,475
PRETTY COOL HAVING A
LITTLE ROYAL BLOOD IN
1278
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,110
THIS DUMP, HUH BOSS?
1279
00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:13,411
IF YOU SAY SO.
1280
00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,280
KROL'S THE PRINCE OF POLAND.
1281
00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:17,082
[LAUGHING]
1282
00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:19,650
I'M SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS
TO YOU FELLAS, BUT UH...
1283
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,219
THERE'S NO ROYAL
FAMILY IN POLAND.
1284
00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:23,054
NO KING. NO QUEEN.
1285
00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,289
NO PRINCE.
1286
00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:26,091
WHATEVER, RAND MCNALLY.
1287
00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,358
HE'S ROYAL BLOOD.
1288
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,293
TELL HIM, JIMMY.
1289
00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:30,695
HE'S NOT ROYALTY.
1290
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,797
I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE
WAS THE PRINCE OF POLAND?
1291
00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:35,466
I AM THE PRINCE IN POLAND.
1292
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,467
HE'S A SINGER.
1293
00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:37,435
HE'S LIKE PRINCE.
1294
00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:38,603
BUT IN KRAKOW.
1295
00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:39,504
OH.
1296
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,372
NOT AS COOL.
1297
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:43,841
YOU KNOW, VERY DARK IS HERE.
1298
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,743
IT'S SO DAMN SAD.
1299
00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:47,545
LET'S BRING HERE SOME COLORS.
1300
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,480
MAKE IT, YOU KNOW, VEGAS.
1301
00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:50,481
SOMETHING CURRENT.
1302
00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:51,716
TODAY.
1303
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:54,485
HE WANTS TO RENT THIS PLACE
TO FILM HIS FIRST MUSIC VIDEO.
1304
00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:55,653
TELL HIM HE CAN RENT IT.
1305
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:57,555
[LAUGHING] I'M A SERIOUS
FILMMAKER, MAN.
1306
00:50:57,588 --> 00:51:00,258
I DON'T DEAL WITH PIDDLY
LITTLE MUSIC VIDEOS.
1307
00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:01,259
WHATEVER, I'LL DIRECT IT.
1308
00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,128
LOOK, WE'RE STILL USING
THE CLUB THOUGH, RIGHT?
1309
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:04,329
NO.
1310
00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:05,530
NOBODY'S RENTING THE CLUB.
1311
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:06,731
COME ON, SHANE.
1312
00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,366
BUSINESS IS BUSTING LOOSE.
1313
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,168
WE GOTTA JUMP ON
THE MOMENTUM.
1314
00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:12,337
KROL HERE CAN PUT
US ON THE MAP.
1315
00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:14,472
NO, NO ONE'S RENTING
THIS PLACE EVER AGAIN.
1316
00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:17,708
YEAH, ESPECIALLY JACKOFF
SMIRNOFF OVER HERE.
1317
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,410
HOW MUCH FOR THE WOMENS?
1318
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:20,811
HE WANTS TO RENT SOME GIRLS.
1319
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,880
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA
PRETEND THAT I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
1320
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,882
AND I'M GONNA PRETEND THAT
YOU TWO DON'T WORK HERE.
1321
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,252
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW SHOW BIZ.
1322
00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:28,886
GET OUT OF HERE AND
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1323
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,755
WHATEVER!
1324
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:32,623
I'M THE PRINCE IN POLAND.
1325
00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:35,360
THEY TREAT ME LIKE
GODS THERE.
1326
00:51:36,561 --> 00:51:41,599
MY HAPPIEST MEMORIES ARE ME
LISTENING TO VIOLIN CONCERTOS
1327
00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,601
ALONE IN MY ROOM.
1328
00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:45,603
I WANT TO COMBINE
MY TWO GREAT LOVES.
1329
00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:48,339
MUSIC AND BEEN NAKED.
1330
00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:52,210
*
1331
00:51:53,378 --> 00:51:56,547
THE FIRST TIME I DID IT, I
WAS PLAYING A BRAHMS CONCERTO.
1332
00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:58,849
AND RIGHT BEFORE THE CLIMAX
IN THE THIRD MOVEMENT,
1333
00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:01,486
I- I JUST COULDN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.
1334
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:05,890
I RIPPED OPEN MY BLOUSE
AND I WENT CRAZY.
1335
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:11,396
*
1336
00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:14,632
I GET KICKED OUT OF
ORCHESTRAS A LOT.
1337
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:22,607
MY PROFESSOR'S AT U.C.L.A.
ARE REALLY UNDERSTANDING
1338
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,675
AND ENCOURAGING.
1339
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:27,212
I HAVE A FULL SCHOLARSHIP.
1340
00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:35,886
I'VE JUST ALWAYS LOVED MUSIC.
1341
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,225
[TONE]
1342
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:42,260
[TOMMY]
SO, ARE YOU MARRIED, OFFICER?
1343
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:43,594
NO.
1344
00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:45,830
I'M PRETTY PICKY.
UM...
1345
00:52:45,863 --> 00:52:48,566
WHAT'S THE SECRET TO
BEING A GOOD LOVER?
1346
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,668
COMMUNICATION.
1347
00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:51,669
I DON'T KNOW, FOR ME...
1348
00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:55,406
JUST MAKING SURE I DON'T
HAVE THE GUN IN THE BED.
1349
00:52:57,242 --> 00:52:58,443
SORRY, I'M LATE.
1350
00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:01,279
THIS WHOLE DAYLIGHT SAVING'S
TIME THING HAS ME SO CONFUSED.
1351
00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:03,781
DAYLIGHT SAVING'S
TIME WAS LAST FALL.
1352
00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,616
BUT LAST FALL I
LIVED IN INDIANA.
1353
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:07,518
THEY DIDN'T HAVE
DAYLIGHT SAVING'S TIME.
1354
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:09,387
SO NOW THAT I LIVE HERE
IN CALIFORNIA,
1355
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:10,921
I NEEDED TO MAKE UP
FOR EVERYTHING.
1356
00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:14,659
SO I SWITCHED ALL MY CLOCKS
AND EVERYTHING'S ALL MESSED UP.
1357
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:18,329
ALSO I MADE POT BROWNIES FOR
EVERYONE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
1358
00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:21,632
BUT, I FOUND A RECIPE
WITHOUT THE POT.
1359
00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:22,867
HERE YOU GO.
1360
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,935
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
1361
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,238
THANK YOU.
1362
00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:30,541
OH, SORRY.
1363
00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:31,642
THE DOOR WAS OPEN.
1364
00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:32,810
NO, UH...
1365
00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,879
CHLOE- CHLOE MADE BROWNIES.
1366
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,481
AND THEY'RE POT FREE.
1367
00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,348
HERE YOU GO.
1368
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:38,349
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
1369
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,485
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
ON STAGE AN HOUR AGO.
1370
00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:41,519
[SIGHS]
1371
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,688
I CAN'T WAIT TO
SPRING FORWARD.
1372
00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:49,294
UM, SO DO YOU HAVE ANY
PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
1373
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:50,261
I MEAN...
1374
00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:51,529
NO.
1375
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:54,665
EVEN IF I DID, I DON'T GET OFF
WORK UNTIL AFTER MIDNIGHT SO...
1376
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:55,733
DO YOU?
1377
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:57,702
UH NO. JUST WORK.
1378
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:58,636
YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.
1379
00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,970
RIGHT.
-YEAH.
1380
00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,507
UH HEY UH...
1381
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,342
I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
1382
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:08,413
DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE UM...
1383
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:14,585
DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU'D
WANT TO BE A MANAGER?
1384
00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,287
OH.
1385
00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:17,488
I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE
TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
1386
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:18,389
I'M- I'M JUST ASKING.
1387
00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:20,758
NO, I DO.
1388
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:21,992
WOULD I GET A RAISE?
1389
00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:23,160
MAYBE.
1390
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:26,831
WOULD I HAVE TO WEAR THIS
STUPID PORN WAITRESS OUTFIT?
1391
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,799
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WEAR THAT.
1392
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:30,335
NO, DEFINITELY.
1393
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:31,035
DEAL.
1394
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:32,870
OK. GREAT.
GOOD.
1395
00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:35,373
GREAT, WE'LL START
YOU THIS WEEKEND.
1396
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,308
WE'LL START YOU-
I'M SORRY.
1397
00:54:37,342 --> 00:54:38,309
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
1398
00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:39,744
GREAT. SOUNDS GOOD.
THANK YOU.
1399
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:40,945
OK. HEY, UH...
1400
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:42,713
[CLEARS THROAT]
ONE MORE THING, I UH...
1401
00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:44,549
NO, NO, FORGET IT.
1402
00:54:44,582 --> 00:54:46,351
ARE YOU SURE?
NOTHING- NOTHING ELSE?
1403
00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:47,952
YEAH, YEAH, NO. I'M OK.
1404
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:48,919
OK.
-ALRIGHT.
1405
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:49,854
OK.
1406
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:51,589
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
1407
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,458
-HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
1408
00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:55,460
YEAH, YOU TOO.
1409
00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:59,364
DAMNIT.
1410
00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,998
[TOMMY]
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
1411
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:01,966
LOVE.
1412
00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:03,401
UH, YES.
1413
00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:04,635
ONCE.
1414
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:07,705
HE WAS A RODEO CLOWN.
1415
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:10,375
HE WAS A SAD RODEO CLOWN.
1416
00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:11,942
THAT WAS HIS GIMMICK.
1417
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,711
HE WAS THE SAD RODEO CLOWN.
1418
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:16,847
BUT THAT CAUSED
HIM TO MOVE SLOWLY.
1419
00:55:16,881 --> 00:55:18,849
UH, SO HE WAS
KILLED TRAGICALLY.
1420
00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:19,850
AND HE COULDN'T RUN AWAY?
1421
00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,118
NO, HE WOULDN'T
BREAK CHARACTER.
1422
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,319
HE WOULDN'T BREAK CHARACTER.
1423
00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:26,391
HE WAS A SAD RODEO CLOWN AND
SO EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS...
1424
00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:27,392
-IN SILENCE.
1425
00:55:27,425 --> 00:55:30,060
AND HE WAS KILLED PRETTY
MUCH HIS FIRST TIME OUT.
1426
00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:31,762
WOW.
1427
00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:32,730
THAT IS SAD.
1428
00:55:32,763 --> 00:55:33,664
YEAH.
1429
00:55:33,698 --> 00:55:36,367
I'M REALLY SORRY TO
BRING THAT UP, MAN.
1430
00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:39,970
SHANE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO MAKE MONEY, OK?
1431
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:41,506
WE KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY.
1432
00:55:41,539 --> 00:55:42,707
WE HAVE A PAL NAMED EDDIE.
1433
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:43,541
FAST EDDIE.
1434
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,475
YEAH.
1435
00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:46,611
FAST EDDIE OWNS A
COMPANY CALLED SEX TECH.
1436
00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:48,679
HE'S LIKE THE
AMWAY OF SEX TOYS.
1437
00:55:48,713 --> 00:55:49,614
YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING.
1438
00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:53,784
SEX TECH IN EVERY
STRIP CLUB IN AMERICA.
1439
00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,820
STARTING WITH THIS ONE.
1440
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,988
THINK SEXY LEGOS.
1441
00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,724
SEXY JACK N THE BOX.
1442
00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,392
BOOM BOOM POP!
PUSSY.
1443
00:56:01,426 --> 00:56:03,928
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SEXY LEGOS?
1444
00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,062
THAT'S NOT SEX TOYS.
1445
00:56:05,095 --> 00:56:07,097
WE'RE TALKING LINCOLN LOGS
THAT YOU PUT IN YOUR ASS.
1446
00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:09,700
THAT'S NOT WHAT FAST
EDDIE'S THINKING, OK?
1447
00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:10,768
IT MAKES SENSE.
1448
00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:12,036
WHEN STAR WARS CAME OUT,
1449
00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:14,772
I HAD THAT PRINCESS LEIA ACTION
FIGURE WRAPPED AROUND MY DICK.
1450
00:56:14,805 --> 00:56:16,874
THAT WAS MY PRINCESS
LEIA ACTION FIGURE.
1451
00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:17,908
I FUCKED HER.
1452
00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:20,411
YOU FUCKED LEIA?
1453
00:56:20,445 --> 00:56:21,646
I FUCKED YOUR
CATCHERS MITT.
1454
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:22,880
I FUCKED YOUR PLAYDOH.
1455
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,415
I FUCKED YOUR TRAPPER KEEPER.
1456
00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:26,116
I SHOVED THAT RUBIK'S
CUBE UP MY ASS.
1457
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:28,419
DID YOU FUCK ALL MY TOYS?
1458
00:56:28,453 --> 00:56:29,420
PRETTY MUCH.
1459
00:56:29,454 --> 00:56:30,120
AHHH!
1460
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,422
MAN.
1461
00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:33,458
DAD!!
1462
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,994
THANK YOU GUYS FOR
TAKING A COUPLE MINUTES
1463
00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:39,063
OUT OF YOUR STRIPPING.
1464
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:40,798
MY NAME IS EDDIE.
1465
00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:46,637
I AM THE C.E.O. OF SEX TECH.
1466
00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:49,106
[CLAPPING]
1467
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:53,844
SO, I'M HERE TO PRESENT
TO YOU THE NEXT PHASE
1468
00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:56,614
IN ORGASMIC PLEASURE.
RIGHT? REMEMBER?
1469
00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:57,682
[DEEP SIGH]
1470
00:56:57,715 --> 00:56:58,683
I CAN'T WAIT.
1471
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:04,822
I HAVE BEEN MAKING SEX
TOYS IN MY LABORATORY.
1472
00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:06,657
IT'S A GARAGE.
IT'S REALLY AWESOME.
1473
00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:08,192
ALRIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.
1474
00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:14,064
AH COME ON, MAN.
1475
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:15,099
DUDE, THERE'S NO DOOR.
1476
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:15,900
YOUR CLUB.
1477
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:17,468
CHEAP ASS.
1478
00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:18,368
DID YOU ASK CHRISTINA OUT?
1479
00:57:18,402 --> 00:57:21,739
OR ARE YOU UH, LIKE
STILL A LIMP DICK?
1480
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,674
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M INTERESTED IN HER?
1481
00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,610
COME ON, DUDE.
1482
00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:32,917
SO I'M HERE TO PRESENT TO
YOU THE COCK BOXER 2000.
1483
00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:45,763
[CLAPPING]
1484
00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:50,568
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU JUST GOTTA
LIKE WRITE HER A NOTE,
1485
00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,937
BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
GOOD AT TALKING TO GIRLS.
1486
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,204
REMEMBER LUCY MARTIN?
1487
00:57:54,238 --> 00:57:56,641
YOU OBSESSED OVER HER
A WHOLE SUMMER AT CAMP.
1488
00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:58,643
AND BY THE TIME YOU GOT
THE NUTS TO ASK HER OUT,
1489
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:01,546
SHE WAS ALREADY
FUCKING ANOTHER DUDE.
1490
00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:02,880
YEAH, YOU.
1491
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,281
YOU FUCKED HER ON MY BUNK.
1492
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,116
EXACTLY.
THAT'S MY POINT.
1493
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:08,719
YOU GOTTA CARPE DOUBLE DIEM.
1494
00:58:08,753 --> 00:58:10,988
SEIZE THE SNATCH, DUDE.
1495
00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:16,727
WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD
I SAW MY PUPPY RED ROCKET.
1496
00:58:16,761 --> 00:58:18,663
[CLUCKS TONGUE]
1497
00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:22,667
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF FOR THE
RED ROCKET YOU'D HAVE A HOLSTER?
1498
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,936
LEATHER SOMETHING-
YOU COULD BE MOBILE WITH IT?
1499
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:29,173
LIKE AS A SIDE
ITEM YOU COULD BUY.
1500
00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:31,909
WE SHOULD COME UP WITH THAT.
WE SHOULD COME UP WITH THAT.
1501
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,778
JUST HOLD IT.
1502
00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,212
AND YOU'RE READY TO GO.
1503
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:37,314
BOOM.
READY TO GO.
1504
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:38,883
YOU'LL MAKE A LOT
OF MONEY THAT WAY.
1505
00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,050
RIGHT.
1506
00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:41,251
IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAYS, MAN.
1507
00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:42,853
SHE'S WORKING TONIGHT.
1508
00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:44,121
DUDE, THAT'S PERFECT.
1509
00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:48,325
YOU JUST LIKE INVITE HER TO YOUR
OFFICE FOR A LATE NIGHT DINNER.
1510
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:51,161
WRITE HER THE NOTE, BE ALL
FLOWERY AND WORDY AND GAY
1511
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:53,297
WHICH IS LIKE RIGHT IN
YOUR WHEEL HOUSE.
1512
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:56,166
MAKE IT FROM HER SECRET
ADMIRER OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
1513
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,935
GET A LITTLE WINE.
1514
00:58:57,968 --> 00:58:59,236
A LITTLE CANDLELIGHT.
1515
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,905
THIS IS A PROTOTYPE.
1516
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:03,273
ALL THE KINKS HAVE
NOT BEEN WORKED OUT.
1517
00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:05,109
ARE YOU READY
TO BE TURNED ON?
1518
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,677
YES.
1519
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:09,914
[BUZZING]
1520
00:59:09,947 --> 00:59:11,181
[CLAPPING]
1521
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,684
I- I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
1522
00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:14,619
OH!
1523
00:59:14,652 --> 00:59:17,655
OOH OOH!
1524
00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:21,158
[APPLAUSE]
1525
00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:23,227
OOH OOH!
1526
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,795
YOU OK?
1527
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:32,670
DOES ANYBODY WANT ONE?
1528
00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:38,743
WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?
WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?
1529
00:59:38,776 --> 00:59:42,312
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
SODOMIZING HER ON YOUR DESK.
1530
00:59:42,346 --> 00:59:44,715
YEAH, YOU'RE A
FUCKING TRUE ROMANTIC.
1531
00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:47,652
[CHUCKLING]
1532
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:51,021
YOU KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT THE
WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD, BRO.
1533
00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:52,389
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1534
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,091
NOW, MAN UP.
1535
00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:55,793
INK THE QUILL.
1536
00:59:55,826 --> 00:59:58,796
AND GET RIGHT IN SHAKESPEARE.
1537
00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:01,298
ALRIGHT, MAN,
I'M GONNA DO IT.
1538
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:02,399
THANKS, DUDE.
1539
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,134
FUCK YEAH, MAN.
1540
01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:06,637
OH FUCK. DUDE,
I HAVE NO TOILET PAPER.
1541
01:00:06,671 --> 01:00:09,807
DUDE, ALL I HAVE
IS ROLLING PAPERS!
1542
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,408
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE TWO TIMES.
1543
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,343
THE FIRST WAS KURT GORGSKY.
1544
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,680
WE DID IT IN HIS
WINNEABAGO AT THE INDY 500.
1545
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:18,783
BUT KURT JUST WASN'T
EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE.
1546
01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:21,952
AND HE ALSO
HUFFED A LOT OF GAS.
1547
01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:28,659
*
1548
01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:32,830
TITTY, TITTY, TITTY.
1549
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:33,931
[CHEERING]
1550
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,265
YEAH, BABY.
1551
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:37,001
WOO.
1552
01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:45,242
CHRISTINA.
1553
01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:47,678
SOMEBODY LEFT THESE
OUT FRONT FOR YOU.
1554
01:00:47,712 --> 01:00:48,679
FOR ME?
1555
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,714
WHO IS IT FROM?
1556
01:00:49,747 --> 01:00:51,015
IT SAYS ANONYMOUS.
1557
01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:52,750
I THINK.
1558
01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:54,919
ANONYMOUS? THAT'S WEIRD.
1559
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:57,922
IN MATTERS OF THE HEART,
NOTHING IS ORDINARY.
1560
01:00:57,955 --> 01:01:00,190
EXCEPT THE IMPROBABLE.
1561
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,429
THANKS, PAULIE.
1562
01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:06,964
I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW.
1563
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,966
UH HUH.
1564
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,803
BYE.
1565
01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:30,921
WOO!
1566
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:35,692
TITTIES.
1567
01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:41,098
UGH!
1568
01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:45,302
GOD DAMNIT!
1569
01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:46,904
JOSH, BIG GULP, LIGHT BOARD.
1570
01:01:46,937 --> 01:01:48,372
TOTAL BLACK OUT.
1571
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:50,741
[CROWD COMPLAINING]
1572
01:01:50,775 --> 01:01:53,010
COME ON, COME ON.
1573
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,178
[CHRISTINA]
GO GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
1574
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,013
GO, GO, GO!
1575
01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,016
[ELECTRIC ZAPPING]
1576
01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:04,922
UGH.
1577
01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:06,190
GOD.
1578
01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:08,258
IT'S SO SWEET I WANT TO PUKE.
1579
01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,764
[JOSH]
WE'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE JUST
A SMALL BREAK RIGHT NOW.
1580
01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:16,300
WHILE I TRY TO GET SOME MORE
FEELING THROUGHOUT MY BODY
1581
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,804
AND UH... COMING UP NEXT-
1582
01:02:19,837 --> 01:02:23,240
[PHONE RINGING]
1583
01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:26,443
HELLO?
1584
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,146
CHLOE, OH MY GOD.
1585
01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:33,517
SOMEONE LEFT FLOWERS
AND A CARD FOR YOU.
1586
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:36,020
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE
A SECRET ADMIRER.
1587
01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:37,354
FOR ME? REALLY?
1588
01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:38,956
OH MY GOD, READ IT.
1589
01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:42,893
IF MUSIC IS THE FOOD
OF LOVE, THAN PLAY ON.
1590
01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:46,030
MEET ME TONIGHT FOR
A CANDLELIGHT DINNER.
1591
01:02:46,063 --> 01:02:48,298
CLOTHING OPTIONAL.
1592
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:51,168
X.X.X.O.
1593
01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:54,271
OH MY GOSH, IT'S SHANE.
1594
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,306
TODAY WHEN I GAVE HIM A HUG,
1595
01:02:56,340 --> 01:03:00,044
CHRISTINA CAME IN AND
IT GOT ALL WEIRD.
1596
01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:01,812
I'M SO EXCITED.
1597
01:03:01,846 --> 01:03:03,313
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
1598
01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:07,151
WELL IF IT WERE ME, I'D
WEAR SOMETHING EXTRA SLUTTY.
1599
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:08,919
BUT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
1600
01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:10,855
GUYS LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE
A LITTLE MYSTERIOUS
1601
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:12,556
AND UNPREDICTABLE,
1602
01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:15,325
SO COME EARLY
AND SURPRISE HIM.
1603
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:17,227
YEAH.
1604
01:03:17,261 --> 01:03:18,929
MYSTERIOUS.
1605
01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:20,530
I LIKE THAT.
1606
01:03:20,564 --> 01:03:21,698
OOH.
1607
01:03:21,731 --> 01:03:25,002
MAYBE I SHOULD SHAVE MY BUSH
INTO A LITTLE HEART SHAPE.
1608
01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:26,871
THANKS SO MUCH, BOOTS.
1609
01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:28,238
BYE.
1610
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:33,577
IDIOT.
1611
01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,014
OH MY GOSH.
1612
01:03:39,216 --> 01:03:41,151
HI, SHANE.
1613
01:03:42,286 --> 01:03:43,587
I'M READY FOR YOU.
1614
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,355
I THINK SHANE...
1615
01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:46,957
IS SO DREAMY.
1616
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:50,060
WELL HELLO, SHANE.
1617
01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:52,529
I'VE BEEN A VERY
NAUGHTY GIRL.
1618
01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:54,965
BANG.
1619
01:03:54,999 --> 01:03:56,200
RIGHT IN THE HEART.
1620
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:58,869
HE'S LIKE THE SWEETEST
GUY IN THE WORLD.
1621
01:03:58,903 --> 01:04:00,204
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
1622
01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:01,405
I'M SO SURPRISED.
1623
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:03,607
HE'S DEFINITELY THE
BOYFRIEND KIND OF GUY.
1624
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,010
I COULD SEE HIM TAKING
ME OUT ON A DATE AND-
1625
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,212
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1626
01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:09,947
[SIGHS]
1627
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,515
MYSTERIOUS CHLOE.
1628
01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:13,183
OH, CHLOE YEAH.
1629
01:04:13,217 --> 01:04:14,118
OH YEAH.
1630
01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:15,920
SURPRISE.
1631
01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:18,989
TAKING ME TO A NICE DINNER AND
MOVIE, AND THEN AT THE END,
1632
01:04:19,023 --> 01:04:20,390
HE JUST PULLS HIS COCK
OUT AND HE JUST
1633
01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:22,392
FUCKS THE SHIT
OUT OF MY PUSSY.
1634
01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:23,593
TAKE ME, SHANE.
1635
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,162
I LOVE YOU.
1636
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:29,266
OH OH!
1637
01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:30,167
YES.
1638
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,169
OH GOSH, SHANE.
1639
01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:41,979
*
1640
01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,347
[KNOCKING]
1641
01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,157
[SEDUCTIVE GIGGLE]
1642
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,559
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
1643
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:57,995
BEING MYSTERIOUS.
1644
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,530
THIS IS NICE.
1645
01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:01,431
SHHH.
1646
01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:02,632
[GIGGLES]
1647
01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:04,534
OK.
1648
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:05,902
TAKE IT OFF.
1649
01:05:08,105 --> 01:05:09,039
CHLOE!
1650
01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:10,574
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
1651
01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:12,676
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1652
01:05:12,709 --> 01:05:15,079
OH BABY, I WANT YOUR
CANDY IN MY BOX RIGHT NOW.
1653
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:16,013
CHLOE!
1654
01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,547
CHRISTINA.
-CHRISTINA!
1655
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:18,582
CHRISTINA, WAIT UH...
1656
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:20,184
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
1657
01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:22,552
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
IT LOOKS VERY PRETTY.
1658
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,089
WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.
1659
01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:27,124
IS THIS WHY YOU
INVITED ME HERE?
1660
01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:29,026
SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE A
THREEWAY WITH A STRIPPER
1661
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,160
AND A COCKTAIL WAITRESS?
1662
01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:31,161
IT'S OK, CHRISTINA.
1663
01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:32,362
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT EITHER.
1664
01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:33,730
I DIDN'T PLAN THIS.
1665
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:34,965
I'M UP FOR IT IF YOU ARE.
1666
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,600
YOUR BODY'S AMAZING.
1667
01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:38,735
CHRISTINA, I'M- I AM SO SORRY.
1668
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,538
NO, I AM SORRY.
1669
01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,640
I GUESS I'M JUST AN OLD
FASHIONED GIRL WHO ISN'T
1670
01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:45,309
INTO OTHER GIRLS.
1671
01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:46,376
I'M NOT EITHER.
1672
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:49,079
I MEAN I AM- I AM, BUT I
JUST- ONLY ONE AT A TIME.
1673
01:05:49,113 --> 01:05:52,082
IT'S OK, GUYS.
WE CAN SWITCH OFF.
1674
01:05:52,116 --> 01:05:54,151
THANK YOU, CHLOE.
1675
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,986
HE'S ALL YOURS.
1676
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:57,321
I TRY TO NOT HAVE SEX
WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON
1677
01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:58,722
THAT I WORK WITH
AT A TIME.
1678
01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:00,624
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE WE
CAN GET TOGETHER NEXT WEEK
1679
01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:02,392
AND FUCK EACH
OTHER'S BRAINS OUT.
1680
01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:05,362
BECAUSE I DON'T
WORK HERE ANYMORE.
1681
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:06,630
DON'T FORGET TO LOCK UP.
1682
01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:08,398
CHRISTINA, COME ON, WAIT.
1683
01:06:10,034 --> 01:06:11,368
I'M SORRY, SHANE.
1684
01:06:11,401 --> 01:06:12,436
YEAH, ME TOO.
1685
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:15,172
SHOULD I GO AND GET ONE
OF THE OTHER GIRLS, OR...
1686
01:06:15,205 --> 01:06:17,274
AM I ENOUGH?
1687
01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:23,447
NO WAIT, I CAN'T.
1688
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,115
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1689
01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:26,016
I'M SORRY.
1690
01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:28,085
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1691
01:06:34,391 --> 01:06:36,026
WE'RE HERE TO LEARN.
1692
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:37,494
WE'RE HERE TO STRETCH.
1693
01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:38,595
LET'S JUST IMPROVISE A LITTLE.
1694
01:06:38,628 --> 01:06:39,629
LET'S JUST MOVE AROUND.
1695
01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:40,630
JUST AD-LIB SOMETHING.
1696
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:41,731
JUST SHAKE.
MOVE AROUND.
1697
01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:42,666
JUST DANCE A LITTLE.
1698
01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:45,102
JUST DANCE A LITTLE.
JUST DANCE A LITTLE.
1699
01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:46,636
OK, NOW LADIES, I WANT
YOU DO ME A FAVOR.
1700
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:50,574
POINT TO WHAT YOU THINK IS YOUR
GREATEST ASSET AS A DANCER.
1701
01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:52,309
POINT TO WHAT
YOU THINK IT IS.
1702
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,111
NO, NO.
1703
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,279
NO, YOU'RE ALL WRONG.
1704
01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:56,513
YOU'RE ALL WRONG.
1705
01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:57,681
NO, IT'S THIS THING.
1706
01:06:57,714 --> 01:06:59,149
IT'S THIS THING.
1707
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:00,450
OH OUR FACES?
1708
01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:02,319
YEAH, YOU CARRY AROUND ON
THE FRONT OF YOUR HEAD.
1709
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,487
YOUR FACE.
1710
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,589
THAT'S YOUR GREATEST
ASSET AS A DANCER.
1711
01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:09,159
YOU WANT TO HAVE ANGEL
EYES AND DEVIL SMILE.
1712
01:07:09,193 --> 01:07:11,828
OR YOU WANT TO HAVE AN
ANGEL SMILE AND DEVIL EYES.
1713
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,297
YOU NEVER-
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
1714
01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,132
I'M SO SORRY.
1715
01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:17,534
YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN YOU COME
IN LATE LIKE THIS...
1716
01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:19,436
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ME
YOU'RE DISRESPECTING.
1717
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:20,537
I'M SORRY LADIES.
1718
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:24,108
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T
TAKE THIS ART SERIOUSLY.
1719
01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:27,811
YEAH, EVERYONE GIVE ME EITHER
ANGEL EYES, DEVIL SMILE
1720
01:07:27,844 --> 01:07:29,279
OR DEVIL EYES, ANGEL SMILE.
1721
01:07:29,313 --> 01:07:31,148
GO.
1722
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:33,250
NO, YOU'RE DOING- YOU'RE
DOING DEVIL DEVIL.
1723
01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:34,251
DON'T DO DEVIL DEVIL.
1724
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,653
CRAZY. IT COMES OFF CRAZY.
1725
01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:37,687
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
1726
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:39,489
CHLOE'S GOT IT.
CHLOE'S GOT IT.
1727
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,825
SHE'S GOT THE DEVIL EYES
NOW AND THE ANGEL SMILE-
1728
01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:44,361
I'VE BEEN IN PAGEANTS
SINCE I WAS THREE.
1729
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,729
WHENEVER I'M GETTING ALL
OF THIS MONEY, IT'S LIKE
1730
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:47,797
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
ANYWHERE TO PUT IT ANYMORE.
1731
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,399
YEAH, WHERE DO YOU PUT IT?
EXACTLY.
1732
01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,768
SO, WE NEED LIKE
POUCHES OR SOMETHING.
1733
01:07:51,801 --> 01:07:53,237
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
REALLY WEAR A POUCH.
1734
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,172
OH, A FANNY PACK?
LIKE PINK?
1735
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:57,441
YEAH, FANNY PACKS!
1736
01:07:57,474 --> 01:07:58,775
NO MAN ALIVE CAN
MAINTAIN AN ERECTION
1737
01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:00,877
WHEN HE'S LOOKING AT A
WOMAN WEARING A FANNY PACK.
1738
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:02,246
I'M NOT SAYING WHO'S THE BEST.
1739
01:08:02,279 --> 01:08:03,547
I'M GONNA SAY WHO HAS-
1740
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,781
YOU ALL HAVE YOUR GOOD TRAITS.
1741
01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:06,483
LAYLA, YOU HAVE GREAT
TITS, LAYLA.
1742
01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,352
YOU HAVE GREAT TITS.
1743
01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,820
AND YOU HAVE GOOD
INTERPERSONAL SKILLS.
1744
01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:13,157
YOU TREAT PEOPLE WITH RESPECT.
1745
01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:16,293
YOU COMBINE RESPECT
WITH GREAT TITS
1746
01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:18,828
AND YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
MAGICAL GOING ON ONSTAGE.
1747
01:08:18,862 --> 01:08:21,298
AND CHLOE AND YOU JUST
MAKE IT ALL SEEM PURE.
1748
01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:23,567
IT'S LIKE GOING TO SEE YOUR
DAUGHTER AT A DANCE RECITAL.
1749
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,702
IT'S JUST WHOLESOME.
1750
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,737
YOU HAVE WHOLESOME TITS.
1751
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,774
AND THAT'S- THAT'S
THAT IS A GIFT FROM GOD.
1752
01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,176
THAT YOU CAN'T BUY.
1753
01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:33,610
WELL...
1754
01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:35,712
THERE'S PEOPLE WORKING ON IT.
1755
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,449
*
1756
01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:42,152
[HOOTING AND HOLLERING]
1757
01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:50,727
[JIMMY]
GENTLEMAN, A QUICK REMAINDER.
1758
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,430
THERE ARE NO DRUGS ALLOWED
HERE IN THE BUILDING,
1759
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,800
BUT HOWEVER BEHIND
THE BUILDING OR IN MY CAR,
1760
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,236
THEY ARE PERFECTLY
ACCEPTABLE.
1761
01:09:00,437 --> 01:09:02,272
[PITT]
DICKY A HAND JOB? DICKY-?
1762
01:09:02,306 --> 01:09:03,673
[CHANCY]
WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME-
1763
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,909
DID YOU GIVE SHANE A
COCK GOBBLE?
1764
01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,711
[SHOUTING AT
EACHOTHER]
1765
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:09,313
WHAT THE HELL?
1766
01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:11,848
I LOVE YOU.
1767
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:18,422
*
1768
01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:20,557
SHANE.
1769
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:21,958
WE'RE GOING TO A NAKED
POOL PARTY IN THE VALLEY.
1770
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:22,459
WHAT?
1771
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,660
NO ONE SAID NAKED?
1772
01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:24,561
[CHUCKLING]
1773
01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:25,929
YOU COMING, MAN?
1774
01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:28,398
NO, I HAVE A DATE ALREADY.
1775
01:09:28,432 --> 01:09:29,566
WITH JACK.
1776
01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:33,703
SHE'S GONE, BROTHER.
1777
01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:35,339
YOU GOTTA HANG TOUGH.
1778
01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:41,611
A NEW DAY WILL DAWN FOR
THOSE WHO STAY STRONG.
1779
01:09:41,645 --> 01:09:43,480
ZEPPELIN.
1780
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:46,450
THEY SPEAK TRUTH.
1781
01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:49,686
JUST CALL IF YOU
GET WEIRD, OK MAN?
1782
01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:53,690
BABES.
1783
01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:56,626
[GIRL]
WAIT, IS HE ALREADY HIGH?
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
1784
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:57,294
[TOMMY]
IT'S NOT EVEN MY CAR.
1785
01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:58,428
I AM NOT LETTING YOU DRIVE.
1786
01:09:58,462 --> 01:09:59,863
WHEN DID YOU GET HIGH?
1787
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:02,432
JUST ALL WEEK,
MAN, WHAT THE FUCK?
1788
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,569
[JIMMY]
ALRIGHT, GUYS, LET'S PUT
THIS TRAIN WRECK TO SLEEP.
1789
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:07,771
IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING.
1790
01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:09,673
DOES ANYONE CARE
WHERE YOU ARE?
1791
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,808
ANY CHANCE YOU'RE
GOING UP THE 101 NORTH,
1792
01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:12,909
I COULD USE A RIDE.
1793
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:13,977
SERIOUSLY.
1794
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:15,879
PANCAKES ARE ON ME.
1795
01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,514
WHAT THE FUCK?
1796
01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:19,649
CAN'T GET IT IN?
1797
01:10:19,683 --> 01:10:20,817
[GASPS]
1798
01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,919
YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
1799
01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:25,355
DON'T BE SCARED.
1800
01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:26,590
YOU LOOK AWFUL.
1801
01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:29,793
IS IT CHRISTINA?
1802
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:32,529
[SIGHS]
1803
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:35,765
I CAN'T LET YOU
DRIVE HOME LIKE THIS.
1804
01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:38,435
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
COME HOME WITH ME, AND...
1805
01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:40,504
WE'LL TALK.
1806
01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:44,774
YEAH, I COULD...
1807
01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,610
I COULD USE A GOOD TALK.
1808
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:50,880
WELL THAT'S GOOD, 'CUZ
I'M A GOOD TALKER.
1809
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,917
I WANT YOU TALK
MY BRAINS OUT.
1810
01:10:53,950 --> 01:11:00,023
I COULD TALK TO
YOU ALL NIGHT LONG.
1811
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:01,558
IT'S TIME TO PLAY, SHANE.
1812
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,859
*
1813
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:03,660
[BARKS]
1814
01:11:03,693 --> 01:11:04,861
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE.
1815
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:05,895
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1816
01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,531
UH, UH.
1817
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:10,434
*
1818
01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:11,468
YES.
1819
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,570
UH, UH, OOH.
1820
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:15,572
SUCH A DIRTY FUCKING BOY.
1821
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,341
[MOANING]
1822
01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:18,074
I KNOW YOU LOVE IT.
1823
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:19,476
AHH!
1824
01:11:19,509 --> 01:11:20,610
OH YES. OOH!
1825
01:11:20,644 --> 01:11:21,945
UGH!
1826
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:23,480
*
1827
01:11:23,513 --> 01:11:24,448
[FABRIC RIPPING]
1828
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,683
OH YES.
1829
01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:28,918
OH MY GOD.
1830
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:38,428
GOOD MORNING, STUD.
1831
01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:39,629
[LAUGHS]
1832
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:41,097
WOW.
1833
01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:43,467
I THOUGHT YOUR UNCLE
WAS A WILD RIDE.
1834
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:47,303
I GUESS IT RUNS
IN THE FAMILY.
1835
01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:51,908
I MADE COFFEE.
1836
01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:55,379
ERNIE TOOK HIS WITH
LOTS OF CREAM AND SUGAR.
1837
01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:57,747
OH.
1838
01:11:57,781 --> 01:12:00,617
WE'LL HAVE TO GET HIS
THINGS OUT OF THE CLOSET.
1839
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,586
YOU'LL HAVE TO HELP ME.
1840
01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:05,789
HE WAS KIND OF A PACK
RAT, BUT WE'LL MAKE ROOM.
1841
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,023
MAKE ROOM FOR WHAT?
1842
01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:08,792
YOUR CLOTHES.
1843
01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,660
BUT DON'T WORRY.
1844
01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:14,398
WE DON'T HAVE TO MOVE
EVERYTHING IN AT ONCE.
1845
01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:15,665
OH AND UH...
1846
01:12:15,699 --> 01:12:17,467
YOU'RE ON MY
SIDE OF THE BED.
1847
01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:20,537
BUT, UH, EVERYTHING'S
NEGOTIABLE.
1848
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:23,106
WE'LL TALK ABOUT
IT OVER BREAKFAST.
1849
01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:26,776
GUESS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST.
1850
01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:29,112
[CHUCKLES]
1851
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,046
STOP.
1852
01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:31,114
OH OOH.
1853
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:34,751
BABY.
1854
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:38,588
I GOTTA- I GOTTA GO HOME.
1855
01:12:38,622 --> 01:12:41,525
SHANE YOU ARE HOME.
1856
01:12:41,558 --> 01:12:44,728
LAST NIGHT-
-LAST NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE.
1857
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:45,762
WHAT?
1858
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:46,896
SHANE.
1859
01:12:46,930 --> 01:12:49,165
WE WOULD BE SUCH A GREAT TEAM.
1860
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:51,968
AND EVERY NIGHT WILL
JUST BE LIKE LAST NIGHT.
1861
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:53,603
OK?
1862
01:12:53,637 --> 01:12:54,938
WE'LL BE SO GREAT TOGETHER.
1863
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:56,840
YEAH, BUT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.
1864
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,743
WE'RE NEVER GOING
TO BE TOGETHER.
1865
01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:01,044
I'M SORRY.
1866
01:13:01,077 --> 01:13:02,646
WHAT?
1867
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,881
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I GOTTA GO.
1868
01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:06,916
SHANE.
1869
01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:09,486
SHANE!
1870
01:13:09,519 --> 01:13:12,756
GET BACK IN THIS BED!
1871
01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,924
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING LEAVING.
1872
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:28,472
FUCK.
1873
01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:32,742
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DEAL
WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
1874
01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,482
[PHONE RINGING]
1875
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:43,587
HEALTH AND SAFETY.
1876
01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:44,788
DICKY.
1877
01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:46,556
IT'S MOMMY.
1878
01:13:46,590 --> 01:13:47,691
I NEED A FAVOR.
1879
01:13:47,724 --> 01:13:48,858
IT'S ABOUT THE CLUB.
1880
01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:52,195
WHATEVER YOU NEED, I'M GONNA
TAKE CARE OF IT, ALRIGHT?
1881
01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:58,167
*
1882
01:13:58,201 --> 01:13:59,803
WOAH WOAH, JEEZ.
1883
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,137
HOW 'BOUT AN I.D.?
1884
01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:02,739
HERE'S MY I.D.
1885
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,008
NOW THE GET FUCK
OUT OF MY WAY.
1886
01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,843
LET'S SAY I DON'T.
1887
01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:08,111
SMACK THAT BITCH.
1888
01:14:08,144 --> 01:14:11,915
TOUCH ME AND YOU'LL BE EATING
YOUR LUNCH IN LOCK UP, GIGANTOR.
1889
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:13,082
IT SUCKS, PAULIE, I'M SORRY.
1890
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,484
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
1891
01:14:14,518 --> 01:14:16,720
YEAH, FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING, HUH?
1892
01:14:20,890 --> 01:14:22,859
SERIOUSLY?
1893
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,861
I'M SORRY.
1894
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,572
[MUSIC STOPS]
HEY! COME ON.
1895
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:37,507
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY.
1896
01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:41,277
ALRIGHT, TOOTS.
1897
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:42,245
GET OF THE STAGE.
1898
01:14:42,278 --> 01:14:43,580
ATTENTION PLEASE.
1899
01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:45,148
LISTEN UP.
1900
01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:46,916
MY NAME IS RICHARD MITHERS.
1901
01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:48,585
DICK.
[CHUCKLES]
1902
01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:51,287
I'M THE CITY HEALTH
AND SAFETY INSPECTOR
1903
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,023
AND AS PER THE NEW
ORDER OF THE CITY COUNCIL,
1904
01:14:54,057 --> 01:14:55,925
ALL PUBLIC ADULT
DANCING IS HEREBY
1905
01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:57,594
BANNED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS.
1906
01:14:57,627 --> 01:14:58,461
WHAT?
1907
01:14:58,494 --> 01:14:59,896
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1908
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:00,964
THIS PLACE IS A STRIP CLUB!
1909
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,231
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
1910
01:15:02,265 --> 01:15:03,432
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
1911
01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:05,769
MAYOR MCCHEESE, COULD YOU KINDLY
GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE?
1912
01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:06,670
[CLAPPING]
1913
01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:07,871
YEAH.
1914
01:15:07,904 --> 01:15:09,072
NO, I CAN'T.
1915
01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:10,106
THE SHOW'S OVER.
1916
01:15:10,139 --> 01:15:11,174
SAYS WHO?
1917
01:15:11,207 --> 01:15:12,909
SAYS ME AND THE CITY COUNCIL.
1918
01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:14,944
AND THE NEW ZONING
ORDINANCE 22.
1919
01:15:14,978 --> 01:15:16,880
SECTION 3.
1920
01:15:16,913 --> 01:15:18,214
I CAN READ IT FOR
YOU IF YOU LIKE.
1921
01:15:18,247 --> 01:15:19,683
WELL, I'M SHOCKED.
1922
01:15:19,716 --> 01:15:21,184
I AM TOO.
NOBODY CONTACTED US.
1923
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:23,219
NO, I'M SHOCKED THAT A
CITY OFFICIAL CAN READ.
1924
01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,921
OH, YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY.
1925
01:15:24,954 --> 01:15:26,556
NO, I THINK THIS
IS VERY SAD.
1926
01:15:26,590 --> 01:15:28,057
I MEAN, YOU SHUT THIS PLACE
DOWN, THERE GOES YOUR
1927
01:15:28,091 --> 01:15:30,259
LAST CHANCE ON EARTH TO
SEE A WOMAN NAKED.
1928
01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:31,094
THIS IS CRAP.
1929
01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:32,328
YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR
FROM OUR LAWYER.
1930
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:34,230
WE HAVE A LAWYER?
1931
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,231
I ASSUMED WE DID.
1932
01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:37,066
NO...
-OH, SHIT.
1933
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,668
THE ORDINANCE STANDS.
1934
01:15:38,702 --> 01:15:41,638
IF VIOLATED, YOU'LL BE
TALKING TO THE POLICE.
1935
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:42,505
OH, THAT'D BE DANDY.
1936
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,773
I LOVE OUR POLICE
OUR BOYS IN BLUE.
1937
01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:47,143
THAT REMINDS ME SARGE, I GOTTA
GET YOU BACK YOUR HANDCUFF KEYS.
1938
01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:48,678
OH ONE MORE THING.
1939
01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:51,214
YOUR CITY TAXES ARE
TWO YEARS PAST DUE.
1940
01:15:51,247 --> 01:15:53,750
PAY THEM IN FULL BY
FRIDAY AT 5PM...
1941
01:15:53,783 --> 01:15:57,186
OR THE CITY WILL
SIEZE THE PROPERTY.
1942
01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:59,623
HAVE A NICE DAY, HOROWITZ.
1943
01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:03,359
TWO YEARS? TWO YEARS?
1944
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:04,293
YEAH.
1945
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:06,262
I'M SORRY.
1946
01:16:06,295 --> 01:16:07,831
[SIGHS]
1947
01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:10,867
WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL
THINK OF SOMETHING.
1948
01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:15,038
FUCK.
1949
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:16,973
ALRIGHT, LADIES,
STAGE IS CLOSED.
1950
01:16:17,006 --> 01:16:17,974
[EVERYONE GROANING]
1951
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:19,008
WHAT?
1952
01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:20,243
COME ON.
1953
01:16:20,276 --> 01:16:23,279
[TONE]
1954
01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:27,684
*
1955
01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:30,687
NOW THAT THE CLUB IS CLOSING
DOWN, I'M HOPEFUL THAT THE
1956
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,923
CHINESE BUFFET WILL
COME BACK, SO...
1957
01:16:33,957 --> 01:16:35,091
I'LL STILL BE HERE.
1958
01:16:37,994 --> 01:16:42,131
[TOMMY]
SO CHLOE, NOW THAT WE'RE SHUT
DOWN, WHAT'S YOUR DREAM JOB?
1959
01:16:42,165 --> 01:16:45,735
I WOULD LIKE TO
GO INTO BIOLOGY,
1960
01:16:45,769 --> 01:16:48,304
PERHAPS STUDYING
PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
1961
01:16:48,337 --> 01:16:51,140
REALLY?
-YES.
1962
01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:53,276
DO YOU KNOW A LOT
ABOUT SCIENCE?
1963
01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:57,313
I MEAN I LOVE THE
SUN AND I LOVE WATER.
1964
01:17:03,252 --> 01:17:05,388
YOU CAN STILL SMELL
THE SOY SAUCE.
1965
01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:08,024
THAT'S NOT SOY SAUCE.
1966
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:16,099
*
1967
01:17:30,179 --> 01:17:31,314
HEY.
1968
01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:32,849
HI.
1969
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:33,850
UH...
1970
01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:36,953
I JUST CAME BY TO GET
THE REST OF MY STUFF.
1971
01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:39,789
SORRY ABOUT THE CITY THING.
1972
01:17:39,823 --> 01:17:42,926
HARRY TOLD ME ON HIS WAY OUT.
1973
01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:44,060
BAD DAY.
1974
01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,094
YEAH.
1975
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:46,930
HOW ARE YOU?
1976
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:48,698
GOOD.
1977
01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,166
BUSY.
1978
01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:52,836
GOING BACK TO SCHOOL
FULL TIME NEXT SEMESTER.
1979
01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:56,940
FULL TIME, LIKE, NO JOB?
1980
01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:59,008
YEAH. I'VE BEEN SAVING.
1981
01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:01,277
I THINK I'LL JUST MAKE IT.
1982
01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:02,946
YOU?
1983
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,114
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
1984
01:18:05,148 --> 01:18:06,916
I'M GOING TO GET DRUNK.
1985
01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:09,152
VERY, VERY DRUNK.
1986
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,855
AND THEN I'M GONNA FIGURE
OUT HOW TO RAISE $5,000
1987
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:13,957
BY FRIDAY AT 5.
1988
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:16,292
WITHOUT ANY DANCERS.
1989
01:18:16,325 --> 01:18:19,295
I KNOW EVERYBODY
MISSES YA...
1990
01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:20,363
[CLEARS THROAT]
1991
01:18:20,396 --> 01:18:22,832
I MISS YOU.
1992
01:18:25,234 --> 01:18:27,170
I GOTTA GO.
1993
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:28,972
GOOD LUCK.
1994
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:30,306
THANKS.
1995
01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:44,320
*
1996
01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:05,374
[LAYLA]
AWW, YOU GUYS LOOK SO SAD.
1997
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:08,111
SHANE, HAVE YOU MET HANNA?
1998
01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:10,780
I DON'T THINK WE'VE BEEN
OFFICIALLY INTRODUCED.
1999
01:19:10,814 --> 01:19:12,481
I WOULD STAND UP BUT I CAN'T.
2000
01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:14,851
[LAUGHING]
2001
01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:15,952
KEKAW!
2002
01:19:15,985 --> 01:19:17,386
KEKAW! KEKAW!
2003
01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:19,856
SHE JUST MOVED HERE
FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
2004
01:19:19,889 --> 01:19:21,557
SHE WANTS TO DANCE FOR YOU.
2005
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:22,725
MM, WELL I WOULD LOVE THAT.
2006
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:26,830
BUT AS YOU KNOW OUR STAGE
HAS BEEN CLOSED BY THE MAN.
2007
01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:28,431
FUCK THE MAN.
2008
01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:30,433
AT MY OLD CLUB WE DIDN'T
EVEN HAVE A STAGE.
2009
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:33,436
-REALLY?
WE JUST GAVE PRIVATE DANCES.
2010
01:19:33,469 --> 01:19:36,105
I THOUGHT I COULD SHOW YOU.
2011
01:19:37,974 --> 01:19:39,142
LAYLA.
2012
01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:40,844
HOP ON THE STALLION.
2013
01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:43,079
[LAUGHING]
2014
01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,883
ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET, MAN?
2015
01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:49,252
FUN IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
2016
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,519
OH MY GOD.
2017
01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:52,555
THIS SHOULD BE A
RIDE AT DISNEY LAND.
2018
01:19:52,588 --> 01:19:54,858
THIS SHOULD BE A
FUCKING OLYMPIC SPORT.
2019
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:56,926
[GIGGLING]
2020
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:57,861
WOO!
2021
01:19:57,894 --> 01:19:59,095
NO, HANNA, NO.
2022
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,931
YES.
2023
01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:03,099
OH GOD.
2024
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,001
HANNA, YOU GOTTA STOP, YOU
GOTTA STOP, YOU GOTTA STOP.
2025
01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:08,604
DUDE, WITH DANCERS LIKE
THIS, WHO NEEDS A STAGE?
2026
01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:10,406
[LAUGHING]
2027
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,009
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT.
2028
01:20:13,042 --> 01:20:14,310
WAIT, FUCK!
2029
01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:16,846
WITH DANCERS LIKE THIS,
WHO NEEDS A STAGE?
2030
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:17,914
WOO!
2031
01:20:17,947 --> 01:20:20,483
YOU SICK, BEAUTIFUL,
EVIL GENIUS.
2032
01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:22,151
WHO NEEDS A STAGE?
2033
01:20:22,185 --> 01:20:24,320
WITH DANCERS LIKE THIS,
WHO NEEDS A STAGE?
2034
01:20:24,353 --> 01:20:26,222
DON'T YOUG FUCKING GET IT?
2035
01:20:26,255 --> 01:20:28,591
I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT
I'M STILL REALLY HAPPY.
2036
01:20:33,963 --> 01:20:36,966
THE NEW LAW SAYS
NO PUBLIC DANCING.
2037
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,935
SO WE'RE GONNA DO
PRIVATE DANCING.
2038
01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:42,872
YES. WE'RE GONNA
CALL IT A LAP DANCE.
2039
01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:43,873
ALRIGHT?
2040
01:20:43,907 --> 01:20:45,441
IT'S PERFORMED ONE-ON-ONE
FOR THE INDIVIDUAL
2041
01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:47,043
ENTERTAINMENT
OF THE CUSTOMER,
2042
01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:48,945
EITHER AT A TABLE,
OR IN A BOOTH,
2043
01:20:48,978 --> 01:20:50,980
OR IN A PRIVATE
SEATING AREA.
2044
01:20:51,014 --> 01:20:53,883
AND I'VE WRITTEN UP SOME RULES
AND PRACTICES THAT EVERYONE
2045
01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:56,519
WILL FOLLOW WHEN
PERFORMING A LAP DANCE.
2046
01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:58,221
AND THE CARDINAL RULE
IS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.
2047
01:20:58,254 --> 01:20:59,222
HEY!
2048
01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:00,389
OW. DAD.
2049
01:21:00,423 --> 01:21:01,657
DON'T CALL ME DAD.
DON'T CALL ME DAD.
2050
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,027
CALL ME HARRY.
CALL ME HARRY.
2051
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,494
GET OUT, GET OUT,
GET OUT, GET OUT.
2052
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:08,297
I'M GOING TO DISPLAY FOR
YOU GUYS HOW THIS WORKS.
2053
01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:11,034
CHLOE COME HERE, CHLOE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.
2054
01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:14,938
THERE IS APPROPRIATE AND
INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING, ALRIGHT?
2055
01:21:14,971 --> 01:21:18,908
NOW, THIS IS
APPROPRIATE TOUCHING.
2056
01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:21,377
THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE
TOUCHING.
2057
01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,411
OK?
2058
01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:24,047
APPROPRIATE.
2059
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,982
INAPPROPRIATE.
2060
01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:27,316
OK? LADIES, YOU KNOW
WHICH IS THIS?
2061
01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:28,551
WHICH IS THIS?
2062
01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:29,552
APPROPRIATE.
2063
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:30,987
YES, APPROPRIATE.
2064
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,588
AND?
2065
01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:34,157
I'M CONFUSED.
2066
01:21:34,190 --> 01:21:35,691
IT'S OK. WE'LL DO THIS
AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO
2067
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,493
'TIL EVERYONE GETS IT, OK?
2068
01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:39,295
THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
2069
01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:41,130
WHAT I'M DOING NOW
IS INAPPROPRIATE.
2070
01:21:41,164 --> 01:21:43,132
HARRY, I THINK-
-THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
2071
01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:44,333
I THINK THEY GET THE POINT.
2072
01:21:44,367 --> 01:21:45,668
WELL, I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE WE'RE ALL CLEAR ON THIS.
2073
01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:46,669
OK, EVERYONE GETS THIS.
2074
01:21:46,702 --> 01:21:48,437
THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
2075
01:21:48,471 --> 01:21:50,239
RIGHT.
-RIGHT?
2076
01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:51,307
OK.
2077
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:53,476
AND THIS.
AND THIS.
2078
01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:54,710
OK, I THINK
EVERYBODY GETS IT.
2079
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:57,280
WE HAVE THREE DAYS TO
RAISE THE MONEY WE NEED
2080
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:59,215
TO PAY BACK THE CITY
WHAT WE OWE.
2081
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:02,118
OUR FUTURE IS IN YOUR
G-STRING, LADIES.
2082
01:22:02,151 --> 01:22:03,119
SO LET'S DANCE!
2083
01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:04,587
YEAH!
2084
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:07,256
[CLAPPING]
2085
01:22:08,191 --> 01:22:09,392
LET'S JUST GO THROUGH
THIS ONE MORE TIME THOUGH
2086
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:10,359
BEFORE WE GET OUT THERE.
2087
01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:11,961
INAPPROPRIATE.
2088
01:22:11,995 --> 01:22:17,133
*
2089
01:22:23,406 --> 01:22:25,441
CHLOE IS KILLING
IT RIGHT NOW.
2090
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:33,382
*
2091
01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:51,400
THREE DOLLARS?
2092
01:22:51,434 --> 01:22:52,435
REALLY?
2093
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:54,537
ALRIGHT.
2094
01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,472
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
COME ON, GIVE ME THE REST.
2095
01:22:56,505 --> 01:22:58,774
I WAS GOING TO MAKE A
LOT MORE AT THE DOG TRACK,
2096
01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,376
BUT GO 'HEAD.
TAKE IT.
2097
01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:09,252
*
2098
01:23:09,285 --> 01:23:11,554
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, MAN.
2099
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:13,522
I THINK WE'RE
GONNA MAKE IT.
2100
01:23:13,556 --> 01:23:18,261
*
2101
01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:35,744
[TOMMY]
TWENTY-EIGHT HOURS
TO GO, MAN.
2102
01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:36,712
WE GONNA MAKE IT?
2103
01:23:36,745 --> 01:23:37,446
[SHANE]
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA
MAKE IT, DUDE.
2104
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,347
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
CASH TO SPARE.
2105
01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:39,615
GOOD, BECAUSE I'M
RUNNING LOW ON SPE-
2106
01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:42,485
[SHANE]
WOAH, WHAT THE HELL IS CHLOE
DOING OUTSIDE THE CLUB?
2107
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,053
[TOMMY]
ANDWHY DOES SHE
HAVE CLOTHES ON?
2108
01:23:44,087 --> 01:23:46,322
WAIT, DID THE SHORT
BUS BREAK DOWN?
2109
01:23:48,657 --> 01:23:50,159
SHANE!
2110
01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:50,893
OH THANK GOD.
2111
01:23:50,926 --> 01:23:52,595
I'M SO GLAD I
DIDN'T MISS YOU.
2112
01:23:52,628 --> 01:23:53,762
MISS ME?
2113
01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,165
I COULDN'T LEAVE
WITHOUT SAYING GOOD BYE.
2114
01:23:56,199 --> 01:23:57,500
GOOD BYE?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
2115
01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,102
AROUND THE WORLD, BABY.
2116
01:23:59,135 --> 01:24:00,369
YEAH.
2117
01:24:00,403 --> 01:24:01,637
THIS IS SNAKES.
2118
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:04,107
WOO!
2119
01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,242
THEY JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL
AND THEY'RE TAKING ME
2120
01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,543
ON TOUR WITH THEM.
2121
01:24:07,576 --> 01:24:09,812
I'M GOING TO BE THEIR
OFFICIAL SNAKE GIRL.
2122
01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:10,713
THIS IS VINNY.
2123
01:24:10,746 --> 01:24:11,514
THIS IS WYATT.
2124
01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:13,482
AND THIS IS THE
LEAD SINGER, TANK.
2125
01:24:13,516 --> 01:24:15,851
HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS
REALLY ARE SNAKES.
2126
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,220
HOLD ON.
2127
01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,754
THANKS FOR TAKING
CARE OF HER, BROTHER.
2128
01:24:18,787 --> 01:24:20,489
WE THOUGHT WE LOST HER.
2129
01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:21,690
NO PROBLEM.
2130
01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:23,326
CHLOE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
2131
01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:25,194
I NEED YOU.
2132
01:24:25,228 --> 01:24:27,096
SHH.
2133
01:24:27,130 --> 01:24:29,798
I KNOW IT HURTS SHANE, BUT
IN TIME YOU'LL GET OVER ME.
2134
01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:31,234
JUST BE STRONG.
2135
01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:32,135
NO.
2136
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,402
I- I- THE CLUB NEEDS YOU.
2137
01:24:33,436 --> 01:24:34,537
YOU'RE OUR BIGGEST EARNER.
2138
01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:37,106
I'M SORRY, I KIND OF HAVE
MY CAREER TO THINK ABOUT.
2139
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:38,274
WHAT CAREER?
2140
01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:40,809
THE BAND WANTS ME TO HANDLE
THEIR SNAKES ON THE ROAD.
2141
01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:42,445
SHE'S A NATURAL.
2142
01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:45,614
EVERY NIGHT THEY LOWER ME
DOWN ONTO THE STAGE AND
2143
01:24:45,648 --> 01:24:49,152
I AM WRAPPED IN A BIKINI
OF LIVE PYTHONS.
2144
01:24:49,185 --> 01:24:50,253
FUCKING-A.
2145
01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:51,720
IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.
2146
01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:52,688
SOUNDS AWESOME.
2147
01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:54,357
AND SUPER SAFE.
2148
01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:55,758
OH, DON'T WORRY, SHANE.
2149
01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:58,494
THEY FEED THEM THESE
SUPER STRONG TRANQUILIZERS.
2150
01:24:58,527 --> 01:24:59,762
HAHA HELL YEAH.
2151
01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:02,665
THE SAME KIND WE EAT
RIGHT BEFORE A SHOW.
2152
01:25:02,698 --> 01:25:03,866
YOU WANT SOME?
2153
01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:07,336
UH, NO THANKS I HAD SUPER
STRONG TRANQUILIZERS FOR LUNCH.
2154
01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:09,805
I'LL TAKE ONE IF
YOU DON'T MIND.
2155
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:14,210
THANK YOU, SHANE.
2156
01:25:14,243 --> 01:25:17,313
YOU'RE ONE OF THE SWEETEST
PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
2157
01:25:17,346 --> 01:25:19,582
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I
WOULD HAVE DONE WITH YOU.
2158
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:20,716
BE CAREFUL, CHLOE.
2159
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:22,885
AND IF UH, YOU EVER
NEED ANYTHING...
2160
01:25:22,918 --> 01:25:25,421
ACTUALLY THE COPS
KEPT THE TOUR BUS.
2161
01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:28,591
AND WE NEED TO BE AT
THE AIRPORT IN AN HOUR.
2162
01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:31,360
SAY CHEESE.
2163
01:25:31,394 --> 01:25:32,595
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
2164
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,563
AH, MY EYES.
2165
01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:40,769
DEAD OR ALIVE.
2166
01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:45,174
ACTION.
2167
01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:47,476
ACTION.
2168
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:48,444
STOP SAYING THAT.
2169
01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:49,678
ACTION.
2170
01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:50,813
WE HAVE LIKE NO TIME
ON THE CLOCK, DUDE.
2171
01:25:50,846 --> 01:25:52,781
ZERO. ZILCH.
NADA.
2172
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:54,283
WE HAVE 17 HOURS.
2173
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:56,252
IT'S NOT OVER
UNTIL IT'S OVER.
2174
01:25:56,285 --> 01:25:57,853
AND DON'T FOLLOW ME
WITH THAT CAMERA.
2175
01:25:57,886 --> 01:25:59,922
IT'S GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE.
2176
01:26:16,572 --> 01:26:18,407
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DOWN HERE, MAN?
2177
01:26:18,441 --> 01:26:20,609
I COULDN'T TAKE
HARRY SNORING.
2178
01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:21,810
[SIGHS]
2179
01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:23,746
HOW WE DOING?
2180
01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:26,515
WHERE WE AT?
2181
01:26:26,549 --> 01:26:28,417
STOP.
2182
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:33,622
COME ON, TALK TO ME, MAN.
2183
01:26:40,496 --> 01:26:42,365
WE'RE SHORT.
2184
01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:43,632
NO WAY.
NO WAY.
2185
01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:46,435
COUNT IT AGAIN.
2186
01:26:46,469 --> 01:26:47,570
COUNT IT AGAIN, MAN.
2187
01:26:47,603 --> 01:26:50,273
DUDE, I'VE COUNTED IT LIKE
THREE FUCKING TIMES, MAN.
2188
01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:51,474
WE'RE SHORT.
2189
01:26:51,507 --> 01:26:53,542
GAME OVER.
2190
01:26:53,576 --> 01:26:55,944
[SIGHS]
2191
01:27:07,923 --> 01:27:09,692
HEY.
2192
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,494
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, T.
2193
01:27:11,527 --> 01:27:14,530
[SIGHS]
2194
01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:16,965
AT LEAST WE WENT
DOWN SWINGING.
2195
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,968
[CHRISTINA]
WHAT'S THE COUNT?
2196
01:27:26,942 --> 01:27:30,479
HI.
-HI.
2197
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,753
WHAT'S THIS?
2198
01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:40,556
1,214 DOLLARS.
2199
01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:42,791
MY STUDENT LOAN MONEY.
2200
01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:45,594
YES.
2201
01:27:45,628 --> 01:27:47,596
THAT PUTS US OVER.
2202
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:48,497
NO IT DOESN'T.
2203
01:27:48,531 --> 01:27:49,532
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
2204
01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:50,633
YES, YOU CAN.
2205
01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:53,469
NO, I CAN'T.
2206
01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:55,404
YOU NEED THIS FOR SCHOOL.
2207
01:27:55,438 --> 01:27:57,406
I KNOW. IT'S A LOAN.
2208
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,475
I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO
SCHOOL NEXT SEMESTER.
2209
01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:02,478
JUST TAKE IT.
2210
01:28:02,511 --> 01:28:05,814
BUT, I WILL BE
NEEDING A JOB.
2211
01:28:06,749 --> 01:28:08,984
JUST SO HAPPENS I'M HIRING.
2212
01:28:09,017 --> 01:28:10,719
AND A RAISE.
2213
01:28:10,753 --> 01:28:12,355
MM...
2214
01:28:12,388 --> 01:28:13,989
OK.
2215
01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:16,892
BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE GOING
TO START RIGHT NOW.
2216
01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:18,627
SURE.
2217
01:28:18,661 --> 01:28:22,631
GO UPSTAIRS, MAKE SURE HARRY
ISN'T DEAD, AND CALL EVERYBODY.
2218
01:28:22,665 --> 01:28:23,766
WE'RE CELEBRATING.
2219
01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:24,633
YES!
2220
01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:26,335
BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY.
2221
01:28:26,369 --> 01:28:27,503
[LAUGHING]
2222
01:28:27,536 --> 01:28:29,838
OH, HEY CHRISTINA,
ONE MORE THING.
2223
01:28:34,109 --> 01:28:37,112
THANKS.
2224
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:40,916
AND, UM...
2225
01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:42,418
I'M SORRY.
2226
01:28:42,451 --> 01:28:44,387
I'M...
2227
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:47,390
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
2228
01:28:48,391 --> 01:28:50,793
YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME.
2229
01:28:54,897 --> 01:28:56,632
YES, YES!
2230
01:28:56,665 --> 01:28:57,766
ALRIGHT.
2231
01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,768
WE GOTTA GET THIS MONEY
LOCKED UP IN THE OFFICE, ASAP.
2232
01:28:59,802 --> 01:29:00,769
NO WAY, MAN.
2233
01:29:00,803 --> 01:29:02,738
I'VE BROKEN INTO THAT
OFFICE LIKE TEN TIMES
2234
01:29:02,771 --> 01:29:03,972
WITH JUST A CREDIT CARD.
2235
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:05,474
FOR WHAT?
2236
01:29:05,508 --> 01:29:06,942
EH...
EMERGENCY...
2237
01:29:06,975 --> 01:29:07,943
STUFF LIKE THAT.
2238
01:29:07,976 --> 01:29:09,144
NO BIGGIE, MAN.
2239
01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:12,080
YOU KNOW, THERE IS A MEGA
PADLOCK IN THAT STORAGE ROOM.
2240
01:29:12,114 --> 01:29:13,782
YEAH, BUT YOU FORGET THE
COMBINATION ALL THE TIME.
2241
01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:15,718
WHEN HAVE I EVER
FORGOTTEN THE COMBINATION?
2242
01:29:15,751 --> 01:29:16,752
LAST WEEK.
2243
01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:18,153
WHATEVER.
2244
01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:19,855
YOU KNOW WHAT,
SECURITY NOW.
2245
01:29:19,888 --> 01:29:21,089
DEPRAVITY LATER.
2246
01:29:21,123 --> 01:29:22,925
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
2247
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:25,694
WHAT'S THE COMBINATION?
2248
01:29:25,728 --> 01:29:26,629
JUST ONE MORE TIME.
2249
01:29:26,662 --> 01:29:27,530
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
2250
01:29:27,563 --> 01:29:28,831
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
2251
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:30,566
WE'RE BACK IN
BUSINESS EVERYBODY!
2252
01:29:30,599 --> 01:29:32,935
YES. YES.
2253
01:29:32,968 --> 01:29:38,607
*
2254
01:29:38,641 --> 01:29:39,174
HEY.
2255
01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,410
-HI.
2256
01:29:49,918 --> 01:29:50,886
OHH!
2257
01:29:50,919 --> 01:29:51,920
HEY.
2258
01:29:51,954 --> 01:29:53,622
HIYA.
2259
01:29:53,656 --> 01:29:54,990
UH...
2260
01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:57,960
SO YEAH, THE PARTY'S JUST
RIGHT IN THE OTHER ROOM.
2261
01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:03,599
WELL, I WAS THINKING OF, UH,
HAVING A BIT OF A PRIVATE PARTY.
2262
01:30:03,632 --> 01:30:05,033
THOSE CAN BE FUN, TOO.
2263
01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:06,101
YEAH.
2264
01:30:06,134 --> 01:30:07,536
I KNOW HOW TO
MAKE IT MORE FUN.
2265
01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:08,671
OH YEAH?
2266
01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:12,140
OPEN WIDE.
-MM.
2267
01:30:12,174 --> 01:30:13,175
WHERE SHOULD WE GO?
2268
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,443
HOW 'BOUT IN THERE?
2269
01:30:14,477 --> 01:30:15,243
OH, CAN'T.
2270
01:30:15,277 --> 01:30:17,846
GOTTA KEEP IT SECURE,
YOU KNOW?
2271
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:19,882
NODBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT THE MONEY IS IN THERE.
2272
01:30:19,915 --> 01:30:20,949
OH SHIT.
2273
01:30:20,983 --> 01:30:23,051
UM, YOU KNOW, WE CAN JUST
GO OUTSIDE TO THE VAN.
2274
01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:25,554
THAT WOULD BE FINE.
2275
01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:27,790
WELL, UH, WE COULD DO THAT.
2276
01:30:27,823 --> 01:30:30,726
OR WE COULD JUST
SPREAD OUT ALL THAT
2277
01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:32,895
FILTHY, DIRTY MONEY,
2278
01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:35,464
AND JUST FUCK ON TOP OF IT.
2279
01:30:35,498 --> 01:30:37,065
ALSO A GOOD PLAN.
2280
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:39,134
[GIGGLING]
2281
01:30:44,707 --> 01:30:46,742
I HAVE TO WARN YOU THOUGH.
I'M A TERRIBLE DANCER.
2282
01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,012
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE.
2283
01:30:51,246 --> 01:30:53,849
UH UH UH.
2284
01:30:55,551 --> 01:30:56,519
OH.
2285
01:30:56,552 --> 01:30:58,120
JESUS.
2286
01:30:58,153 --> 01:31:01,123
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU
GIVE ME BACK THERE?
2287
01:31:01,156 --> 01:31:03,726
MY SPECIAL SEXY TIME MIX.
2288
01:31:03,759 --> 01:31:06,695
OH. OH.
2289
01:31:09,131 --> 01:31:11,466
OOH.
2290
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:14,503
[GASPING]
2291
01:31:15,203 --> 01:31:16,705
OH.
2292
01:31:17,940 --> 01:31:18,941
OOH.
2293
01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:21,209
THAT'S RIGHT.
2294
01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:22,978
WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU TOO?
2295
01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:32,621
*
2296
01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,960
SHANE. OFFICE NOW.
2297
01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,795
I'M SORRY. I GOTTA GO.
2298
01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:45,267
*
2299
01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:48,236
OH, YEAH.
2300
01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:53,842
VERY NICE.
2301
01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:55,678
MMHMM.
2302
01:31:55,711 --> 01:31:57,780
DID MOMMY BRING
BABY A PRESENT?
2303
01:31:57,813 --> 01:31:59,047
SHE DID.
2304
01:31:59,081 --> 01:32:01,283
BABY LIKES.
2305
01:32:01,316 --> 01:32:03,318
OH WHAT THE FUCK BOOTS?
2306
01:32:03,351 --> 01:32:04,687
[GASPS]
2307
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,254
OH, HELL NO!
2308
01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:09,091
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS
BULLSHIT THAT'S DEFINITELY
2309
01:32:09,124 --> 01:32:11,093
NOT HAPPENING ON MY WATCH.
2310
01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:12,327
WHO'S THIS IDIOT?
2311
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:14,930
I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA STOP
YOU FROM WALKING OUT OF HERE.
2312
01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:15,798
I'M DRIVING.
2313
01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:19,668
WHATEVER.
YOU CAN CALL ME JIU JITSU.
2314
01:32:19,702 --> 01:32:22,137
YOU CAN CALL ME
SMITH AND WESSON.
2315
01:32:22,170 --> 01:32:24,206
WHAT THE FUCK, DICKY?
PUT THAT THING DOWN.
2316
01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,709
YOU KNOW DICKY, A MAN SHOULD
NEVER PULL OUT A GUN
2317
01:32:26,742 --> 01:32:28,210
UNLESS HE'S READY TO USE IT.
2318
01:32:28,243 --> 01:32:29,111
I'M READY.
2319
01:32:29,144 --> 01:32:30,979
[WACK]
[GASPS]
2320
01:32:31,013 --> 01:32:32,347
YOU ASSHOLE.
2321
01:32:32,380 --> 01:32:33,081
SHUT UP.
2322
01:32:33,115 --> 01:32:33,916
YOU SHUT UP.
2323
01:32:33,949 --> 01:32:35,050
ARE YOU CRAZY?
2324
01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,752
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CAR.
2325
01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:38,621
I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE WITH YOU.
2326
01:32:38,654 --> 01:32:41,790
PUT THE MONEY IN THE CAR
AND TAKE A FUCKING, BITCH.
2327
01:32:41,824 --> 01:32:44,026
FREEZE, MONKEY.
2328
01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:50,098
GET YOUR STINKIN' PAWS OFF
OF HER, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE.
2329
01:32:52,868 --> 01:32:55,003
YOU EVER NOTICE HOW YOU
SOMETIMES COME ACROSS A GUY
2330
01:32:55,037 --> 01:32:57,205
YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE FUCKED WITH?
2331
01:32:57,239 --> 01:32:58,641
WELL...
2332
01:32:58,674 --> 01:33:01,076
YOU'RE THAT GUY.
2333
01:33:02,678 --> 01:33:05,080
WHAT?
2334
01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:07,950
I MEAN, I'M THAT GUY.
2335
01:33:07,983 --> 01:33:08,917
THE GUY...
2336
01:33:08,951 --> 01:33:10,919
YOU KNOW...
2337
01:33:10,953 --> 01:33:12,821
YOU SHOULD FUCK WITH.
2338
01:33:14,823 --> 01:33:17,125
SHOULDN'T FUCK WITH.
2339
01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:21,930
JUST DROP THE ASSHOLE, GUN.
2340
01:33:21,964 --> 01:33:23,699
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
2341
01:33:23,732 --> 01:33:26,835
HE MEANS DROP
THE GUN, ASSHOLE.
2342
01:33:26,869 --> 01:33:28,036
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
2343
01:33:28,070 --> 01:33:29,171
YOU'RE WELCOME.
2344
01:33:29,204 --> 01:33:30,906
WHAT THE PRETTY LADY SAID.
2345
01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:35,143
[CHUCKLES]
2346
01:33:35,177 --> 01:33:37,345
GOOD, DICKY.
2347
01:33:37,379 --> 01:33:40,716
I GOT A FULL METAL
CHUBBY RIGHT NOW.
2348
01:33:41,684 --> 01:33:44,887
I'M A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE
CITY CORRUPTION TASK FORCE.
2349
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:47,723
I'VE HAD MY EYE ON
THIS TURD FOR AWHILE.
2350
01:33:47,756 --> 01:33:50,793
JUST MADE IT EASY FOR ME TO
FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET.
2351
01:33:50,826 --> 01:33:52,728
AND I'VE GOT THE FEELING YOU'RE
THE KIND OF TURD THAT'S
2352
01:33:52,761 --> 01:33:55,197
GONNA LEAVE A STREAK GOING
ALL THE WAY DOWN.
2353
01:33:55,230 --> 01:33:56,198
HUH, DICKY?
2354
01:33:56,231 --> 01:33:57,432
THIS AIN'T OVER, TONS OF FUN.
2355
01:33:57,465 --> 01:34:00,002
SHUT YOUR YAM HOLE.
2356
01:34:00,035 --> 01:34:02,337
ALRIGHT, FOLKS, SHOW'S OVER.
2357
01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:05,007
THE CLUB IS BACK IN BUSINESS.
2358
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:06,074
[CHEERING]
2359
01:34:06,108 --> 01:34:06,975
THAT'S GREAT!
2360
01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:10,112
LET'S GO, YOU SHIT HEAD.
2361
01:34:10,145 --> 01:34:11,313
YOU TOO, NANCY.
2362
01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:15,083
EVERYBODY, LET'S
HEAR IT FOR SHANE!
2363
01:34:15,117 --> 01:34:17,786
[ALL]
YEAH! SHANE!
2364
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:21,690
COME ON, BOSS MAN, GIVE
'EM SOME WORDS OF WISDOM.
2365
01:34:21,724 --> 01:34:23,992
I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE
ANY WORDS OF WISDOM,
2366
01:34:24,026 --> 01:34:28,897
EXCEPT I WOULD NOT BE
HERE WITHOUT ALL OF YOU.
2367
01:34:28,931 --> 01:34:29,798
SO THANK YOU.
2368
01:34:29,832 --> 01:34:32,300
[ALL]
OHHH. CHEERS.
2369
01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:37,973
AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT MY
UNCLE ERNIE WOULD HAVE SAID.
2370
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,008
TOPS OFF AND BOTTOMS UP!
2371
01:34:40,042 --> 01:34:42,044
WOO!
2372
01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:45,013
*
2373
01:34:45,047 --> 01:34:47,783
WHO DO I HAVE TO GET A FUCK
TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE?
2374
01:34:47,816 --> 01:34:49,217
UM, EXCUSE ME?
2375
01:34:49,251 --> 01:34:50,853
HELLO? EXCUSE ME.
2376
01:34:50,886 --> 01:34:52,955
UM...
2377
01:34:52,988 --> 01:34:55,123
HEY EVERYONE!
2378
01:34:55,157 --> 01:34:57,726
SORRY, UM...
2379
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:00,428
WE ACTUALLY NEED A
RIDE TO THE STATION.
2380
01:35:00,462 --> 01:35:03,431
[LAUGHING]
2381
01:35:06,902 --> 01:35:08,303
I MEAN WHERE COULD I END UP?
2382
01:35:08,336 --> 01:35:10,038
I MEAN THERE'S SO MANY PLACES
IN THIS WORLD OF FILM
2383
01:35:10,072 --> 01:35:13,041
THAT UH, THAT I'M
DRAWN TO, AND
2384
01:35:13,075 --> 01:35:16,178
I FEEL LIKE ARE PULLING
ME IN, YOU KNOW?
2385
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:17,946
AND UH...
2386
01:35:17,980 --> 01:35:22,350
ONE OF THEM IS UH, FUCK.
2387
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:24,920
I'M SO FUCKING
STONED RIGHT NOW.
2388
01:35:24,953 --> 01:35:26,188
[TOMMY LAUGHING]
2389
01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:27,756
I'M SORRY.
2390
01:35:27,790 --> 01:35:29,057
OK, WAIT.
2391
01:35:29,091 --> 01:35:30,192
I REMEMBER. I REMEMBER.
2392
01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:34,396
THE- THE- THE MEANING
OF ALL OF THIS.
2393
01:35:34,429 --> 01:35:35,898
OF EVERYTHING WE DO.
2394
01:35:35,931 --> 01:35:37,332
LIKE THE ONE THING
THAT IT ALL-
2395
01:35:37,365 --> 01:35:38,967
[THUD]
OH FUCK.
2396
01:35:39,001 --> 01:35:39,868
[TOMMY]
WOULD YOU SAY YOU FEEL
YOU'RE LUCKY
2397
01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:42,170
TO HAVE MET A MAN
LIKE ME, TOMMY "7"?
2398
01:35:42,204 --> 01:35:44,406
NO, I FEEL LIKE THE
EXPERIENCE OF KNOWING YOU
2399
01:35:44,439 --> 01:35:48,276
HAS ACTUALLY DEPLETED ME
OF OTHER EXPERIENCES.
2400
01:35:48,310 --> 01:35:52,280
*
2401
01:36:01,556 --> 01:36:02,858
SO.
2402
01:36:02,891 --> 01:36:04,126
SO?
2403
01:36:04,159 --> 01:36:05,393
WHERE WERE WE?
2404
01:36:05,427 --> 01:36:06,795
HMM.
2405
01:36:06,829 --> 01:36:08,430
I FORGET.
2406
01:36:08,463 --> 01:36:10,899
I THINK IT WAS HERE.
2407
01:36:18,206 --> 01:36:21,176
DID TOMMY REMEMBER TO
LOCK UP THE STORE ROOM?
2408
01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:23,178
PROBABLY NOT.
2409
01:36:23,211 --> 01:36:25,280
LET'S GO CHECK.
2410
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:40,195
IT'S TIME FOR
VIDEO SPOTLIGHT.
2411
01:36:40,228 --> 01:36:43,999
MEGA METAL BAND SNAKES
EMBARKS ON THEIR WORLD TOUR.
2412
01:36:44,032 --> 01:36:47,002
WE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM
BACKSTAGE IN MOSCOW.
2413
01:36:47,035 --> 01:36:48,937
THE BIGGEST NEWS FOR
THIS BAND IS THEIR OWN
2414
01:36:48,971 --> 01:36:50,572
CHARMING SNAKE CHARMER.
2415
01:36:50,605 --> 01:36:51,573
CHLOE.
2416
01:36:51,606 --> 01:36:52,674
I'VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY.
2417
01:36:52,707 --> 01:36:55,410
I'M IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW
MAKING MY FIRST ALBUM
2418
01:36:55,443 --> 01:36:57,045
WITH TIMBUK 3.
2419
01:36:57,079 --> 01:37:01,249
AND THEN I'M GOING TO BE MAKING
MY FIRST HOLLYWOOD DEBUT.
2420
01:37:01,283 --> 01:37:02,384
I'M SO EXCITED.
2421
01:37:02,417 --> 01:37:04,352
IT'S CALLED HOWARD THE DUCK.
2422
01:37:04,386 --> 01:37:06,955
I THINK THIS IS GOING TO
BE A HUGE YEAR FOR ME.
2423
01:37:06,989 --> 01:37:09,224
HOLLYWOOD, HERE I COME.
2424
01:37:09,257 --> 01:37:12,394
LOOKS LIKE HER FUTURE'S SO
BRIGHT, SHE'S GOTTA WEAR SHADES.
2425
01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:14,396
SHE'S A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL.
2426
01:37:14,429 --> 01:37:16,031
SHE WILL GO TO MY COUNTRY.
2427
01:37:16,064 --> 01:37:17,465
WE'LL GO TO THE CHURCH.
2428
01:37:17,499 --> 01:37:18,633
SHE'LL BE ONE OF MY WIVES-
2429
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,268
NO, SHE'LL BE MY
ONE WIFE, BECAUSE
2430
01:37:20,302 --> 01:37:21,369
YOU CAN HAVE ONLY ONE WIFE.
2431
01:37:21,403 --> 01:37:24,506
BUT I WILL GET DIVORCED AND
SHE WILL BE MY NEW WIFE.
2432
01:37:24,539 --> 01:37:27,910
BUT YOU KNOW I ONLY GET
MARRIED WITH VIRGINS.
2433
01:37:30,578 --> 01:37:31,546
WOOHOO!
2434
01:37:31,579 --> 01:37:32,948
YA'LL HAVING FUN, HUH?
2435
01:37:32,981 --> 01:37:33,949
LITTLE BIT OF THAT
UP IN THERE.
2436
01:37:33,982 --> 01:37:35,383
YA'LL HAVING SOME FUN
UP IN HERE RIGHT QUICK?
2437
01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:36,218
IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARING.
2438
01:37:36,251 --> 01:37:37,986
FIRE!
2439
01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:40,188
HUMAN NECESSITY
IN IT'S SIMPLICITY.
2440
01:37:40,222 --> 01:37:41,656
YET COMPLEXITY.
2441
01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,191
DO YOU GUYS WANNA KISS
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
2442
01:37:43,225 --> 01:37:43,858
JUST FOR A SECOND.
2443
01:37:43,892 --> 01:37:44,659
EW, YOU SAID IT WASN'T PORN.
2444
01:37:44,692 --> 01:37:46,294
NO, IT'S NOT.
-SEE, I TOLD YOU.
2445
01:37:46,328 --> 01:37:48,630
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
-NO, IT'S NOT PORN.
2446
01:37:48,663 --> 01:37:50,465
THIS IS ART BY THE WAY.
2447
01:37:50,498 --> 01:37:53,635
THIS IS LIKE ARTY-
WE HAVE NOIR LIGHTING.
2448
01:37:53,668 --> 01:37:55,137
IS YOUR BONER ART TOO?
2449
01:37:55,170 --> 01:37:56,638
YEAH. IT IS ACTUALLY
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
2450
01:37:56,671 --> 01:37:58,506
HE PROBABLY LIKE PAINTS IT.
2451
01:37:59,274 --> 01:38:00,242
BABY.
2452
01:38:00,275 --> 01:38:02,044
[LAUGHING]
2453
01:38:02,077 --> 01:38:03,245
SHANE.
2454
01:38:03,278 --> 01:38:04,679
WE'RE SOFT SERVE, BABY.
2455
01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:06,448
HAHA.
2456
01:38:08,016 --> 01:38:08,984
WHAT?
2457
01:38:09,017 --> 01:38:11,553
THERE'S L.S.D. IN OUR DRINKS.
2458
01:38:11,586 --> 01:38:14,422
TOLD YOU YOU WERE
GOING TO LOVE THE SHOW.
2459
01:38:15,423 --> 01:38:18,160
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE
WELCOME TO THE STAGE,
2460
01:38:18,193 --> 01:38:22,064
THE ONE, THE ONLY
CAPTAIN LOU TENANT.
2461
01:38:22,097 --> 01:38:23,966
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTS.
2462
01:38:23,999 --> 01:38:28,603
I'VE BEEN WITH THE SAME WOMAN
FOR 39 WONDERFUL YEARS.
2463
01:38:28,636 --> 01:38:30,638
[CLAPPING]
2464
01:38:30,672 --> 01:38:33,508
AND IF MY WIFE FINDS
OUT, SHE'LL KILL ME.
2465
01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:36,311
[LAUGHING]
2466
01:38:37,712 --> 01:38:39,581
[GARBLED WORDS]
2467
01:38:39,614 --> 01:38:41,183
OH, CHRIST.
2468
01:38:44,052 --> 01:38:45,687
[GASPS]
2469
01:38:48,390 --> 01:38:50,325
[LAUGHING]
2470
01:38:52,627 --> 01:38:55,497
*
2471
01:38:55,530 --> 01:38:57,299
AHH!
2472
01:38:57,332 --> 01:38:58,633
LIGHT MY FIRE.
2473
01:38:58,666 --> 01:39:00,702
IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN
DO TO GET OUT OF THIS?
2474
01:39:00,735 --> 01:39:03,571
UH...
2475
01:39:03,605 --> 01:39:06,508
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
2476
01:39:08,176 --> 01:39:09,244
UM...
2477
01:39:09,277 --> 01:39:11,513
[LAUGHING]
2478
01:39:12,214 --> 01:39:13,515
I'VE HEARD SOME OF THE GIRLS-
2479
01:39:13,548 --> 01:39:14,649
HMM?
2480
01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:15,717
I'VE HEARD SOME OF THE GIRLS
2481
01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:18,486
CALL YOU CREEPY AND STALKER.
2482
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:20,388
NUH UH.
2483
01:39:21,356 --> 01:39:22,224
NO, I KNOW YOUR NAME.
2484
01:39:22,257 --> 01:39:23,291
I KNOW YOUR NAME.
2485
01:39:23,325 --> 01:39:25,127
IT'S UH...
2486
01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:27,229
LEATRIX.
2487
01:39:27,262 --> 01:39:28,363
NO?
2488
01:39:28,396 --> 01:39:29,464
PHILIPA.
2489
01:39:29,497 --> 01:39:30,498
IS IT PHILIPA?
2490
01:39:30,532 --> 01:39:31,699
NO.
2491
01:39:31,733 --> 01:39:34,669
ONE OF THE ASIANS
IS PHILIPA, RIGHT?
2492
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:41,543
[CHANCY]
MY PET- MY KITTY CAT,
HER NAME IS SASSAFRASS.
2493
01:39:44,412 --> 01:39:46,114
SHE HAS A PROBLEM,
WHAT IS IT?
2494
01:39:46,148 --> 01:39:49,417
SHE'S ON DIALYSIS.
2495
01:39:49,451 --> 01:39:52,420
I LIKE TO GO TO THE STATE FAIR
EVERY YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY.
2496
01:39:52,454 --> 01:39:54,022
AND IT'S KIND
OF A TRADITION.
2497
01:39:54,056 --> 01:39:55,057
IS THIS TOO FAST?
2498
01:39:55,090 --> 01:39:56,524
TOO SLOW?
DO YOU WANT-?
2499
01:39:56,558 --> 01:39:57,492
NO, IT'S ALRIGHT.
2500
01:39:57,525 --> 01:39:59,694
OH OK GOOD. UM...
2501
01:39:59,727 --> 01:40:02,497
[LAUGHING]
-CUT.
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