Original subtitles

King of Beggars

Starring: Stephen Chow Cheung Man

Young master, we are ready

What's a hard job for you, young master -The sweat, young master

What did he write? -His name!

Great! Young master knows how to write his name!

Yes!

Nice calligraphy -Get lost

Nice calligraphy! "So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan!"

It's written in reverse, Master "Chan Yee Ha Cha So"

Smart boy, but don't be arrogant! Got it?

Dad, since the first emperor of the Ching Dynasty,

our family had been illiterated

But this has changed now. Your grandson Chan,

he knows how to write his name! -Dad, it's no ordinary!

He knows writing now, so he'll be scholar some day

He knows how to write his name today, so he will have a baby with dick some day

try hard to study... -Piss off

Chan, I think, we should mount it -mount it

Hang it in the most obvious place -Not exactly...

You first show it off in the street

Go !

Chan, come and sit...

I am so pleased that you're hardworking and well behaved

Listen up, I'm well known of juice sucker And my fortune is almost juiced up

If I die one day, you will be on your own

I've been on my own

Here, they're worth $100,000 each ! Spend them well

Geek, pass me the western hat -Where are you going? Chan!

I am having a grand birthday party tonight

How old are you? -25. Come earlier

But you should dress up first You look like a beggar!

How could a beggar be that rich?! I wouldn't mind being one! hahaha..

What an arrogant boy... come over here -What's the matter?

The invitation card of my son is great!

If I throw a birthday party in future, I'd want a better one!

[Cantonese opera playing]

Your Majesty, how do you think about the Cantonese Opera?

Local plays for sure can't compete with Peking Opera!

But, it's not bad to view this

Give them money... Give them money...

Happy birthday to you, Mr. So -I 'm homeless and sick...

I'm broke, I'm devorced, I'm doomed I am all fucked up!

Please give me some money -You're kidding? Damn you beggar!

How dare you're begging here? I'm gonna hit you...

hit him with tips -Yes, young master

Are you kidding? How can you give him tips?

A beggar is human too Everyone can come

Movies, every meals, hooking, my treat the whole month

You will? -You have problem with that?

Of course not!

Please follow me Come into my room...

Mr. So! -Hello...

How are you, Madam Pimp?

Bastard! I hate it everytime you call me that!

Just be frank, why not? -You want to be frank?

Your hat, is like the mourning uniform!

Did your dad pass away?

I like the way you talk!

Mr. Chiu, you helped me shut down the Hairy Gang,

the Emperor will reward you for that

I'll appreciate it if you

speak good of me in front of the Emperor

Show is over, please have the towel

Mr. So has come -Congratulation!

This way...

Mr. So, today is your big day, you must be very happy!

We have some new girls, you must be satisfied with them

What are they? Gold fish, or Cooked fish? What does that mean?

You idiot! Gold fish is for watching only Cooked fish is for poking!

Cooked fish of course!

You, cooked fishes, come serve customers.

Mr. So, you are the superior master today

What kind of woman do you want? Just tell me

Ain't matter, every woman is just the same

Nobody is special...

Mr. So, what's the matter?

I was just eyeballed -What?

Who dared so? I'll hit that big mouth

Not the mouth It was the eyes

Tempting, and brutal, I haven't seen such eyesight before

Who the heaven is she?

Miss Yushang works part time

Is Mr. Chiu interested to sleep with her? -You should ask His Majesty first

So what do you say, Your Majesty?

We're here for fun, just do whatever you say.

Mr. Chiu, knock yourself out

Thank you then Set up the room

The room service please

Yushang, come greet Mr. Chiu

Sister, he is the one who killed our father

I know, stay calm Let's go

Excuse me -Mr. Chiu, this is Miss Yushang

I'm Yushang, my pleasure to meet you, Mr. Chiu

Such a beautiful lady!

Mr. Chiu, about tonight...

300 taels for her

Miss Yushang is coming with our young master

She's not gonna serve you -Everybody, excuse me

Don't you have any objection?

Let me say something fair

If any of you can offer more than 100,000 taels

Yushang will be yours tonight

No need to spoil our mood, am I right?

Pal, you're really want to spend big money

The tael note is way too ordinary

I have a big pearl, granted by the Royal family, it's priceless!

I like the pearl better

Mr. Chiu, I will wait for you in my room

This pearl is worth 100,000 taels?

You didn't like my money?

I like money, but, I don't like you

She is so frank! I love it, very much

Mr. So...

It doesn't matter, I think my hat doesn't fit my style

and Yushang looked down on me, I deserve it

I am appreciate your understanding

Don't worry, I have many other pretty girls

Well said, I'm counting on you...

Not my fault!

How bold you're messing here

Mantis Fist? It looks like it. MUSIC !

Hold it for me

See my Crane's Fists! Come the Tiger's Claws!

How could your mantis fight with a tiger? Plus a Crane's!

I know double Fist of Tiger Claws and Crane too!

Well, try my mantis then..

Bravo...

My mantis beat your double Fist of Tigar Crane.

Actually it's not Tiger Crane, it's peacock!

That's why you're so naughty!

Your move was fast! You don't look that retard.

Young man, you just don't know whom your're messing with

The general of Canton has arrived -move, move

Who dares bully my son, let me teach him a lesson

Master

Don't panic, who own you? -It's me who own them

What? You bullied them?

How rich are them? Are they qualified?

Master, it was them -Who are they?

Just take a look yourself

The King of Iron Hat?

Great gift!

Chan, stop bullying them for great gift sake

Tips the girls with it.. -Wait, Master...

The medal reads: "Seng-Ko-Lin-Chin, King of Iron Hat"

How dare you seize the medal of His Majesty? Cuff him

Hold it, according to the Ching's law, hooking is prohibited of any Courtier

Now, you have come to a whorehouse

Do you know you have committed the laws of Ching?

What about you?

He means me? -Yes!

That's right, I come...

to arrest... -to arrest you!

No, Him! -Arrest him!

I am the general of Canton,

so I should arrest bad people like you

One more thing...

What else? Go ahead

Today is the memorial day to the ancestor Empress

So your crime is doubled

He could be entitled to the capital penalty -Chop Him.. chop Him..

According to the Ching laws,

anyone without a pony tail should be beheaded so you...

Want to see my tail?

You can see as much as you want, moron -Cut the crap, chop Him

OK guys, party's over

General So, you've had fun already, let's get over it

I haven't played yet!

Your Majesty,

Sorry your mood has been ruined by some jerks

I should be blamed for poor arrangement

Not your fault Let's go

Master, you can't mess with this guy You better stand down

As you said so

Just forget about the trouble

Young master, your hat

What a top fighter he is.

Uncle Mok, all dishes are poisoned -Good !

Chiu assassinated our Master

and some generals of The Taiping Reign

And he framed us, the Beggars Clan,

thus everyone despises us

Saying that we have become the dogs of the Emperor

Revenge must be taken!

His kungfu is powerful

Don't attack until he is trapped

Because we can't defeat him with what we got here

I'll try my best to seduce him to bed

Captain, somebody is coming

Get ready everyone...

Miss Yushang, we meet again

How come it's you? Where is Mister Chiu?

Mr. Chiu' pearl is crashed by Mr. So and turned to powder

I drank with it

Don't judge Mr. So from his boomstick-like hair,

in fact he is so romantic and funny

But...

No but, I have his 100,000 in my pocket now.

I won't give it back

About Mr. So...

Cut the crap, Madam Pimp. You can leave now.

Yes, yes

Madam Seven wait... -Get along with it..

Who is this guy? -I don't know

Miss, first of all, I have a good news: I like you a lot

To me, this is a bad news

I knew you would say that

Cut to the chase

I'm willing to pay you 100 pearls for accompany me tonight

I'm not talking to you anymore, please get out.

I was right about you Good, I'll drink the first round

No, don't drink it...

More surprise?

Lady... -Get off me

You know Kung-fu?

No, I don't know Kung-fu. I beg you, stop bothering me

I won't accompany you

Yushang, no one treats me like this

I've found myself falling for you

What did you say?

I said I have fallen in love with you

Are you kidding?

I am not kidding, I've decided to marry you

Are you insane?

What the hell...

Didn't know you were hiding here..

That's good, I just need a witness here -Witness??

Yes, I'll swear before your noble sword

I do want to take Miss Yushang as my wife

If I lie, I'd be striked by thunder bolt

Sister, I'm really excited for you. -Wait...

You think it's that easy to be my husband?

What should I do to become your husband?

I want him to be the master of Kung-fu and scholar. Top in position.

Can you do that? -Let me think for one second

I can do it

Good. We'll talk about it when you are succeed in doing it

Well, in that case, I think we should now schedule our wedding

Because, this is too easy for me to become the Kung-fu scholar!

Good. But you should give me some time to consider it

No problem, I'll wait for your answer outside the garden

I won't leave until I meet you there

Psycho!

We are with the Beggars Clan, everybody should leave at once

Sir, the timing is fit

The road is safe now, please proceed -Good, very good

Hit the road.

Shit, we are too late

That nutty has screwed up our business

Sister... sister

What's the matter? -The idiot is still down there

Let's kill him -Forget it,

he doesn't mean to bother us. Let him be.

You fall for him, don't you?

What are you talking about?

I won't think of it until Chiu is dead

Especially not with him

Chiu is good at Kung-fu

Uncle Mok said we couldn't defeat him without the "Dragon 18 Palms"

I could never get married !

Get out of here before you get too horny

What evil are you? How dare you scare me?

Mr. So, it's me Madam Pimp..

You are Madam Pimp?! -Yes

You have flat figure, where are your tits?

It's still early in the morning, they haven't waken up yet

You're lucky this time for not being killed

Don't hang around without make up on -No I won't do that again

Stop waiting for Miss Yushang, she has left

Left already?

"Where is Yushang going?"

"It is said she... she was gone to Peking"

"Peking?"

Men should contribute to the country Where should I put my pig-tail?

Swing it , and swing it...

I pull it and play it...

Dad !

I decided to take the examination for the scholarship in Peking

Chan

I've been longing for you saying that for 25 years

You should do that in the name of our family

Don't misunderstand it, I do it not for no one

but a lady

Hero !

You die trying to be a scholar for a girl, who is she?

The celebrity escort, Miss Yushang

That whore?

What's wrong with it?

You have that different taste which nobody wouldn't dare!

I admire you! I'll accompany you to Peking

2, 3, 4, 5, 6 -Coming :)

Young master is going to Peking for the examination, let's pack!

Stop chasing that, we not taking the hens with us

Be careful, idiot!

If you break my stuff, I'd kick your ass.

Be careful!

Good morning dad -Good morning

You are indeed moving everything. -Sure

How about leaving me something to put on? -You're just a kid, no need to worry

But I'm not "kid" anymore

Darn! Yours is bigger than mine?

You despise me! Mine will grow bigger than yours one day

Put off your pants for me, anyone?

Why are you standing here for? Keep moving

It takes time to move such a big house!

Please, push harder man! On my count: 1, 2, 3, push!

Push! Push!

Push it carefully!

Tie it firm...

Master, you're moving the tree too? -Of course!

or how can I eat Lychee in Peking?

Push it over...

Watch out

Take care of my Lychee, you shit head!

Chiu helped me to wipe out the Hairy Gang in Kwangsi

So I bring him here to greet Your Majesty

Fine, I am now appointing you to be the Deputy Secretary

Hope you will serve our Ching Dynasty with all your heart

Thanks you, your Majesty.

Your Majesty, Mr. Chiu is skillful of casting spells,

Why don't you ask him for a demonstration?

Magic?

Then show me, Mr Chiu.

Aye!

Don't make a scene, stand down. -Yes

"Eternity"

My apology for scaring your Majesty

Wish that girl was real.

Hurry up!

What's the matter?

Come on, get behind

What's the matter?

Hide in

We're ready, young master

Alright

You all stand still, don't make a move

Smell sweet, you are Piu Hung.

Young master you're great! I love it

Closer

Big boobs! You must be Tiny Teen!

You're Superbad saying me of that -You're busty indeed

Huh? A pregnant woman we got here? You can't trick me,

You are dad !

Such a bad boy.. how did you know it's me?

Smart kid !

Thought I could trick you this way.. good game

Young master has to take the examination tomorrow,

Game's over... get out now.

Chan, are you prepared for the examination?

What should I prep? I must win, don't you know that?

Yes I do!

Great attitude ! I have total confidence on you!

Chan, this is Uncle Cheng, He will be the examiner tomorrow

Greet your Uncle Cheng

Knock yourself out, Uncle Cheng -Oi oi oi...

You see? Hasn't him already won the scholar?

It depends on his fate

Cheng, I've asked someone to work on the papers

you gave me earlier. They remain unchanged?

Changes can be dealt on-site...

But for the bow-shooting, riding, boxing and weaponary fight...

He'll be on his own -No problem

My son is highly trained in all kinds of martial arts

About your 2 million taels... any discount?

You know, I'm doing you a favor, however, if it is business, it's business

Let's place the Horse teams in frontline

The archers go side way, the guns stay behind

First round for martial arts exam. The candidates enter now.

"Hebei" province

"Canton"

"Mongolia"

"ZheJiang"

"Jiang Su"

Can't lift it

Just reserve my strength. Shame to you all... sons of bitches.

Wow, 10 points

[Audiences] Great!

[Audiences] Great!

Wow! Great!

Wow! Another 10 points!

The final match starts now

The match is between...

Po Ye Tat Tor, Mongolia [Bravo...]

and So Cha Ha Yee Chan, GuangDong

Last call

Odds are : So: 10 to 1 Po: 1 to 1

Are you kidding, how the candidates differ greatly from the odds?

10 to 1 and 1 to 1? Chan is against all odds

You see, Chan defaulted in weight lifting,

while Po entered the final phase with perfect scores

It's a scholar examination, not becoming coolie labourer!

What does it have anything to do with weight lifting, moving furnitures?

Colleague, you have in deepth opinion

I've studied this race for a long time

I feel strange about the odds

Po has good "conformation", with maximum output..

But you can see him sweatng on the neck after a "two-beat gait" walk

Perhaps he's in state of worry -Really?

But So seems to be unique... -How?

He had a poor "gallop" during the previous race.

But he had heart to make it to the final -What is 'heart'?

'Heart' is an English word, meaning determination

So I'm gonna bet everying on him -How much you'd bet?

800,000 taels Not enough, why not 2 million?

Huh? Why you're suddenty so optimistic about Chan?

I find your analysis accurate, now I'm convinced that my son

will win the match for sure -come over here

Come on

I'm gonna bet more on him 2 million taels!

How generous!

Why didn't you bet?

Why should I bet? Chan is my son !!

Shit, I overlooked a factor... -What factor?

His bloodline ! -What the...

Here comes the Examiner

What? Isn't Cheng the examiner?

Please take a seat

It's Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in ?!

What seems to be the problem?

He is Po's uncle !

Let's roll

Start!

[Audiences] Faster... faster...

[Chinese drums beating]

[Audiences] Faster... faster...

Yahoo yeah!

Wow! Target destroyed! At least 2 bonus points!

Yes... sounds making sense...

So's arrow isn't found on the target, that makes Po the winner

Are you serious, you bastard? You rigged the contest!

Candidates please get on horses for the next match

Po

Take these projectiles, you'll find them useful

2nd round starts now

They also rigged the weapons?

It's too corrupted ! Can I get my ticket refund ?

Chan is catching up! -You didn't tear up your ticket, did you?

No no no... not yet

Are you shitting me?

You're still not giving up? Come again !

Let's start it all over again, I'll fight you with handicap

Don't say I was taking advantage of you Ha ha ha ha...

Wanna beat me with dirty Ninja's trick?

Are you awaken already, noob?

Yeah ! He has won! -We're good !

Have some tea... - 'All the best'

'Fork the rest' ? -No, 'All the best' is English phrase.

There is no regulation against using projectiles weaponary

Chan fell first, that makes Po the winner again

Cheng you traitor bailed on me like a kite,

I'm gonna beat you on sight

Forget it, you wouldn't see him again

How's that?

I'm gonna kill him now! I don't have 2 million to lose!

Just bull shit -You're shameless

Po won 2 out of 3 matches, that makes him the all-round Scholar

I did win! I'll protest !

What are you doing?

The dart... is poisoned

You got yourself poor karma! You deserve the consequences!

He was poisoned by his own dart

He is dead now and my son becomes the Scholar. -And I'll win my fortune!

You... You...

[Audiences] Bravo!

We've earned our ancestors an honor ! -You made a good judgment

Sir, Emperor wants to appoint the title Himself

OK

I wanna ask you a couple of questions for the official record

As you won the title, to whom you want to thank?

Lady Yushang!

Lady Yushang ? Would that be his mom?

Long life to you!

As Ease ! -Thank you, Your Emepror.

Chiu, who is the new Scholar?

Your Emperor, it would be So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan of Canton

Your Emperor, So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan greeting

Your Emperor, I have information to report.

You're granted

I've found out So is illiterate.

So how could he pass the written exam?

He must have cheated.

Get me the writting gears. -Yes

So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan, write down your name here.

Thank God, just write his name!

He knows how to write his name!

I can't do it !

Damn! You must have cheated the exam!

Have him beheaded outside!

No! No!

Your Emperor, I was the one who cheated

It's not son's fault, execute me instead

No, I should be executed

Sorry dad I can't even write my name

Needless to say, I know it just now.

Your Emperor, I should be killed -Kill me

Kill me -No, kill me instead...

Ridiculous! You ain't decide whom should be executed.

You two collaborated with each other.

Secretary for Justice should announce sentence against you.

Secretary for Justice, come out now! Hurry up.

I am here!

He is the Secretary for Justice?

Both of you have commited serious crime, should be sentenced to death...

But we pardon you from death due to previous achievement

Your assets should be seized. About mis-carry of duty...

Have you carried out any duty?

No, I have not reported to my military unit for 7 years

Not carrying out duty means no wrong doing of duty!

As a result, Your Emperor,

the maximum penalty would be only "confiscation of assets"

That's it? Are you sure?

My sentence is absolutely legitimate,

according to the "Basic Law"

Can I add some more penalty?

You are the Emperor, You can do whatever You say.

Good, I now appoint you both as beggars, for life time!

Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in, How could you not find out what they were up to?

Chiu, you will be rewarded for revealing their crime.

That's the spirit tablet of my dad, you're gonna take it too?

That's just a damn jar, it's useless to you...

*...to tie a Ying-Yang knot, but not to un-tie it...* *... sorrow ...*

Young master,

from now on,

I think you better learn writing with attitude... take it...

# ... sorrow memory ... # # ... buy it but better not selling it ... #

Teacher,

I will learn it

#... Gonna regret that I shouldn't ... #

Master, I'll raise your little turtle -Master, I am sorry,

We haven't laid any eggs in those years...

Not your problem at all. It was me who blocked my cock,

or you would have given birth to hunderds otherwise.

'Cos I'm satisfied with Chan as my only son.

Why are you standing here? Go now

Master, we are leaving

Go, go now

Feeling kind of relieved...

Feel so excited! -So happy!

How happy are we!

Go in ... Hurry ...

How is that?

Why are they so damn happy? -Get back.

So damn funny ... -Hey, please go in ...

Damn sequestration, I wanna cry, my son

Holding up, don't lose our manners Keep on laughing

Son, haven't you spared some dollars?

No, how about you? -I forgot ...

No mercy, damn sequestration!

# Be merciful ... merciful ... #

Son, that guy is just like me

You mean the one who sings? -No, the one who gives

He is more disgusting than that singer -Not exactly, he looks good, my opinion

Your dad should be damned, I used to bad mouth you

Now it becomes true ... -Become true?

We become beggars just because the Emperor told us to?

Look at me, I'm full of talents,

Heaven wouldn't let me, even if I wanted to !

Do I ever look like a beggar? -No ...

Buy some foods to eat, you beggars

Hey! You treated us as real beggars?

Damn you indeed ...

How rediculous! Let's eat rice first.

Chan, now we're full and got nothing to do,

why don't we sit over there and beg some more?

You are just acting like a beggar

Dad, don't worry I don't need to beg for money

How is that possible ? -Just ask!

Hey pal, what's your name? -Cow Head

Do you have couple hundreds dollar? -Yes

Gimme some -Alright

Thank you ...

Wait, why should I give you money?

Why do you ask so many questions? I need to know

You'll give anyway

No, it's better clear things up

Just give it to us, why bother asking? -Let go the money

You mean robbing? Robbery...

Not robbing, we're just begging ...

Begging? You call this begging?

You think I'm stupid as pig? I got brains!

Hey, 2 days already,

The season is windy, our stomachs are empty

Think of any idea?

There is a friend's aunt's sister who lives around town

She always admires you -Really?

Yes, if you are willing to date her

I think she'll help get us back to Canton

But you have to sacrifice, I'm not sure if old man like you...

For our family, I'll do as you say

I know it's tough for you ... -Enough talking, let's go

It's all set up ...

The one in red, standing under the lantern, that's her

Ghost !

It's not a trick. No, it ain't ...

But you go first, I'll stay behind ! Hey!

Chan, I haven't tried this before, you'll be careful

Be calm, I'll do my best, safety guaranteed

You can use the money for caviar, right? -Good ...

Back off ...

We just need trip money for going back home, brother

Don't push us at desperation corner

It's Emperor's Order. So's family must be beggars for life

You two can only live by begging. It's my duty to make sure of that

Guards, take everything away! -Yes

Help!

Master Chiu, it's too heavy to lift it

Get more men to do it -OK

What do you want?

You're just asking for a fight, aren't you?

You got away last time in the whorehouse ...

But this time you won't be that lucky

This guy is no sissy, I must hit him hard and fast

Can't leave him chance to strike back

Chan...

Chan...

Your arms and legs are all crashed

You're officially Life without Limbs

Practicing Kung Fu is no longer your business.

But, you can practice begging for sure

So do your job as a beggar

Move out ...

Don't panic, Chan, everything will be alright ...

Don't panic, you'll be alright... Chan!

No panic ... no panic ...

That day me and my son,

we set foot in the field of exam, took a good look at that examiner ...

Guess who that examiner was? It was the jerk Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in

We got history ...

About that jerk ... Let's smoke a pot first ...

Yes, you better get refreshing! -Good pot man!

Yes, you'd feel better

That mother fucker!

Me and my son cut him loose at the whorehouse that day ...

But he screwed us in return

He tricked my son with rigged weapons in the exam

But, my son was smart enough to get through it and won ...

I want him to be the master of Kung-fu. Top of the world.

Can you do that? -I can!

Good. We'll talk about it when you are succeed in doing it

Wait ... in that case, I think we should now schedule our wedding

Because, this is too easy for me to become the Kung-fu scholar!

Write your name at once

I can't

Chan, what's the matter ?

Another nightmare ?

Don't think too much ...

Here ...

Take it ...

You're able to move a little after resting for 2 months,

but you're not fully recoved just yet Coming ...

Look, Dad is going out for food

I'll make herbal tea for you later -Dad,

you go begging again?

It's old man's job, you're the scholar after all

. . . . .

Chan, it requires skills to be a beggar,

there are so many lessons to learn!

You can't just reach out your bare hands and score

At least you should have a bowl, that represents your class

Even beggars have different classes, my dick just got twisted or what?

Hey, hurry up ...

I am coming

We can't beg if we are super late -That's right

You think you're still the General you used to be?

Give me money -No I don't have money

Piss off, you get in my way of doing business

I'm going to work ...

Thank you...

Thank you...

Hey, don't be so selfish

Write your own stuff

You are off duty, so I just borrowed it ...

Don't you think I'm stupid ?

Dad!

How you holding up?

I feel so cold ... so cold... Chan

No, you're running a fever

Are you feeling sick? No I am not ...

It's late

I have to look for food

Lie down, let me go this time

You go for begging?

It's ok, I'll be doing fine

Keep resting, I'll take you to the doctor when I get back with money

You naughty boy, why don't you eat?

You need to eat more to grow stronger

Finish it -No, I'm full

No you're not, go on

OK, just forget it, let's go home ...

Eat ! Eat them all

Little kid! -What?

May I ... -No way!

# Be merciful! #

# Show mercy to a beggar like me #

My dad is dying of cold!

Beggar, you want some left-over charcoal ?

Thank you

Can you give me some coins?

Huh? It's you ... -No, it's not me

Sister, it's him -No it's not him

Sister, it's So Chan

Wait a sec !

[faking accent] Miss, whom you are looking for?

Sorry, I have mistaken

Tracy, I need some dumpling here

You have mistaken, he is not So Chan

You look like a friend of mine

Come to me if you get nothing to eat

We always have left over

Dumplings -Take them

[faking accent] Thank you...

Sister,

he wouldn't end up like this, if it wasn't for you

Dad, what are you doing?

I couldn't stand the hunger So I took bit of a dumpling from a kid

I pay you back with these dumplings

Can I chop your head off and give you back the head?

Are you the Scholar?

Aren't you the Scholar?

Almost ... -That's right, he's the scholar!

We should give him face

Thank you

Hold it It's good fate to bring us together

Good fate to bring us together? They're gonna treat us with good wines?

Dog rice for serving

Scholar, I'll release your dad if you eat the dog rice now

What's the matter?

Go on

Chan, don't eat that

You'll lose your dignity if you eat this

I'm old bone don't do this for me Dude, I'm still entitled as the Canton General

Stop the beating -Stand still

Scholar fed with dog's food ...

Dad. It's quite delicious -Is that so?

Let me try some, come one ...

Taste good !

Dad, look!

There is a slice of meat here -No, it's a pork steak !

They are more hungry than dogs! Eat dog rice for rest of your life.

Hurry, finish it

It's too damn good! I wanna save it for midnight snack

How could you possibly think of that? You're derserved to be beggars alright

The Scholar is eating dog's food Come on, let's go and eat man's food

Uncle So!

Uncle So!

You are...

My dad was the leader of the Beggar Clan

Why don't you join us?

Uncle Mok, what do you say? -fine

Isn't the Beggar Clan for bum ? -That's right

Perfect, we are bums

Good idea to have you look after our asses. Chan ... where's the fool gone to?

OK, we're gonna sign up! Chan... Chan...

Yushang, happy new year!

Uncle Mok, happy new year!

We brought you gift. -Thank you

Clothes for you and Chan

Put it down first

Do you have change? -Yes

Gimme some, come on -What for?

It's new year, you should receive red pocket

Here, wish you good health

Wish you forever youth and beauty

Uncle Mok, we are like family-in-law now! -Where's Chan?

Chan?

He's been sleeping for days now

He just felt to sleep, don't wake him up Let me cook you some new year cakes

Good idea, let me help you

How can he sleep through the 1st day of new year?

Sigh ... He is way too off

Everybody's here?

To stand against Chiu, we need to unite the Beggar Clan

We must elect a new leader for the clan

Yushang ... Yushang !

To defeat the "Lotus quest" held by the 3 seniors, we're counting on you.

Uncle, you don't stand a chance for the quest, neither do I ...

so how can I defeat them and become the leader?

Take this Grand Power Pill, it'll dramatically boost your stamina

No, I can't. You'll need it for healing your internal injury

Don't worry, speaking of Kung Fu fight you could count on my son

He is a martial arts scholar after all ... I mean he was ...

Look at him, like a sleeping snake in winter

He's not even qualified to be beggar! -Haven't you spoken frankly enough ?

Hey, haven't you yelled loudier enough?

Chan, no matter how they despise you,

dad always have faith in you

Although you lost your power,

with your basic skill,

you can achieve something, only if you give it a try.

But I am now powerless, I don't want to fight again

This is nonsense! Now gimme a punch!

See, that was powerful ... So my point is, as a real man ...

Forget it, don't waste your time, why don't you leave me sleeping?

Why did you lock the door? -Enjoy sleeping in there.

Son, I put lots of effort to set this up for you

Try hard to practice "Dog-hitting waddy" fighting technique

What are you doing up there?

Even if you want me to practice "Dog-hitting waddy", you should at least give me a wand

Sorry about that, now catch this ...

Before being assigned to big tasks by Heaven,

one must live through starvation and exhaustion of flesh, mind and soul in extreme manners...

"No bountry for suffering" You wrote this?

Ugly writing, better wipe it off for good

Hey, beggar? -Yes

Me too -Congratulations

Hey, got food to eat? -No

Luckily, I have

Your appearence of beggar is sympathetic enough, it's a shame you don't use it well

You're too lazy to be a beggar, no wonder why you're dispised by others

Your fellows despise you

I was always respected by people. Now, look what I have become

In contrary, no one would ever respect me

Listen to me. Don't go yet! Listen to me...

I remember once ... in Canton

A fool paid all of my expenses, a man of his kind.

I remember you, brother. -Me too

Hey, hurry up, give me back my money

If I had money, I wouldn't be eating this dumpling

But, don't worry, I owe you big time, I'll repay you one day

Thanks, but no thanks

No point to give you money, cos it can't buy what you've lost.

What have I lost?

Dignity, confidence,

and your love one

Who the heck are you?

Well, I'm Hung-Yat-Sun, aka "Old-bag Sun"

I rank the highest and the oldest of all beggars

What's so bad about being a beggar ?

You can do whatever and whenever you want to do

Tell me, what do you want? I'll make it up for you.

I want to live like a human? -You don't think you do?

Never

That's why you've become what you are, young man

Very good! Very good!

To be honest, from head to toe, every part of yours is just like beggar's

What does that mean? -That means you're gonna beg for life

I'm talking to you anymore, let me take a nap for now.

Don't go yet, "every profession has its achievement"

If I wasn't wrong about this, you'd become the king of beggars

"King of beggars", what is that?

A beggar!

I don't care who you are, the conversation is over.

Please bury yourself and let me sleep

Screw you! Don't ... I just want to sleep with you

Nuthead!

Kid, I'll see you in the dream

Sitting the Buddha, Disciples assume your positions

Hidden Dragon,

Crouching Tiger

So Chan, you enjoyed the most of prosperity and wealth

you'd also been through the most of bitterness. You now pervade and comprehend

On behalf of Master Hung

I appoint you as the "Sleeping Disciple"

and pass you the "Sleeping Disciple's Fist" via this dream.

Hope you'll use it wise. Begin now!

Senior... senior ...

"Bitterness pasted, goodness begins"

Long life to you...

Here comes the white Goat Resurrection shall be granted

In the name of ancestor Mother, give me great power

Guide the mortals!

The Emperor is hunting tomorrow.

I'll get close to him by introducing him a beauty

Yuen Ling, you'll be the one who seduces him. -Yes

Once the Emperor is killed,

This kingdom will be in my hands

You all get a slice of wealth!

Long life to you

Senior! -Let's go back now

Senior! -Let's go!

Senior!

Chase him -Stop

The Emperor is about to set off

You killed my woman, I'll send you to the Emperor instead...

What's now? Start the new leader quest!

Tell Mok to hand over the "Dog-hitting Waddy"!

Where have your sister and Mok gone to?

How would I know? They took off soon after chatting

Are they romantically involved? -Grrrr ...

Now we gonna elect a new leader

Uncle Mok...

Are you doing ok ? -Where is sister?

Your sister was captured by Chiu

We need to find a replacement to take the leader election

Who can do it?

[beggars whinning]

I'll do it -Uncle Mok ...

Why don't you let me try?

Chan,

you are not qualified, come down

Since you don't have a good candidate, I'll let you through it

Chan, it's not a game, you would be killed. Come down

It doesn't matter, to me I'm already dead.

Bull shit, throw mud in his face

Well, as you wish

What is he doing? -Sleeping?

Isn't this ...

Mentor Sun's "Sleeping Disciple's Fists"?

Assume the formation!

Is it dawn yet?

Excuse me! But I won

What is the use for defeating us?

You don't know "Dog Hitting Waddy".

You are not allowed to be our leader

"Dog-Hitting Waddy"?

I hit every one of the dogs

Who said I couldn't play with this waddy?

It's so unlike "Dog-hitting Waddy" -But it looks cool

He broke the waddy!

He broke our precious waddy, let's kill him!

I am Master Hung, maintain your discipline.

It was me who made the rules that any fellow who defeats the Lotus formation

would be entitled as the leader

Haven't you all forgotten?

It was team work that made our clan became the strongest

I left you the "Dog Hitting Waddy" as a legacy to remember

The waddy itself doesn't mean anything

But you fools have turned against each other because of this treasure you believed

No leader had been elected for the past 5 years, shame on you all.

This waddy is now broken by So Chan, so it is no longer an issue

He has done you a favor

Although this youngster is green, he is a genius with talents

He is my favorite student, he who not with him is against me!

You should accept him as your leader, love him all your hearts

buy him meals more often

I would appreciate and bless you all, live long and do good in business

Isn't that real? -We better believe it

Apparition of Master Hung ! -We are blessed !

Can't believe I just pulled off a hoax, I'm such a genius!

What happened?

Greet the leader ! -Bravo !

You should have faith, you won, bravo...

Uncle Mok, my son is really great!

I didn't expect you would have learnt the "Sleeping Disciple's Fists" !

From now on, you're the new leader of Beggar Clan.

This is the instruction manual of "18-fist of Dragon Suppressing"

and the Grand Power Pill. Wish you every succeed in leading the clan.

I just want to save Yushang as soon as possible

Yushang didn't pick a wrong guy

Bravo! Leader is bravo!

Uncle Mok, how are you feeling?

Uncle Mok!

Uncle Mok...

[Chinese drum beating]

# The long road accompany you through out the journey #

# Filled with courage and guts #

# In search of myself and true friendship along the way #

# Where ever I stop I treat it as my hometown #

# Fall into the fate of troubled fire #

# Needn't worry to measure what to gain or lose #

# Riding on the back of the horse ... #

-Chan, did you really learn everything for "18-fist Dragon Suppressing" ?

Don't think I'm bluffing,

With the help of Grand Power Pill My internal damges are all recovered

My stamina is also boosted

I get all of the stances, except 18th the last,

"Regret of Slaying Dragons" ...

no illustration nor description of that I have no idea what I'm looking at

But Uncle Mok is no longer with us, what can we do?

What can we do? No matter what, I must rescue Yushang

# My laughter captures the wind that washes my sin away #

# Some day I will be so relaxing and drunk #

# Let the tip of spear corroded to rust #

Go check if the base camp is standing by. -Yes

Chiu, what is this lady doing here?

I know the Emperor is fond of pretty women

So I brought this lady as a gift. I'd like to meet the Emperor

The Emperor is not available, no reason to disturb Him.

Guard, escort this woman to base camp -Yes

Go on!

Sir, it's been a while, you look fabulous today.

I think you should assume your position Don't leave your post without permission

Yes

Report to your Emperor, Officer Chiu brought you this woman as a gift

Woman?

Damn! What a guy!

I'm taking a bath, bring her to me later -Yes

[Spell at work]

That bastard wanted to see the Emperor again,

if I let him do that so often, I'd lose my job ... damn

[Crowd shouting]

Guard

Sir

Go see what's goin on -Yes

Sir, there are loads of people in the woods

What kind of people? -Don't know

Sound the alarm of smoke!

Stay alert! Yes

Smoke signal is deployed, alarm! -Yes

Damn you beggars

So Chan, what the hell you're doing?

Nothing big, just wanna beg you for a small fortune

Ridiculous! Are you tired of living ? -You're the one who don't want to live

Chiu is planning to overthrow the Emperor. He's executing assassination as we speak

and your're still fooling around

Who do you think you are?

How dare you frame a courtier?

One more step and you will be killed

Chan, there are too many of them, no match for us

Senior -Yes

Where is our back up? -They're on the way

We can't wait any longer, you stay put for back up

I'll go first -I'll go next

No kidding ...

Leader, you're free to go

You sound like i'm already dead ... Can't you say something better?

Sure! Happy birthday to you...

# Congratulations to you, birthday boy #

# Have your birthday for every year ... #

That's enough -But I haven't finished

Don't sing while I'm here. -Sure

# Every birthday for every year #

# Congratulations to you #

# Congratulations to you #

Smoke has been deployed, someone must have put them alert ...

Get ready the poison gas Attack the base camp!

Rebellion! These sons of bitches!

Damn you all !

Damn you when you're not killed.

Shit, the poison gas is blowing to the Royal camp

Damn, the wind has changed direction -Right ... wait for me

If the Beggars Clan don't retreat now, we will kill without mercy!

Look !

That's posion gas

Stay calm, urine can neutralize the poison

Let's piss! -Ok

You guys, what about me?

Don't be afraid, I got plenty ... I'll give you some ... now hold it.

Move !

What's the situation?

We are lucky, the wind has changed direction

The poison gas is not getting here

How about other units?

They are all wiped out, Your Emperor

Get my sword ! -Don't... don't!

Get out of my way!

Your Emperor, it's too dangerous, don't go!

I'm not gonna sitting duck here, get off me!

I order you to give way! -You can't go ...

Protect me -Yes

Chan?

Yushang

How did you get here?

How? It's a long story

I took off without dinner last night, walked through the hill all night long

Reached the Great Wall this morning

We stopped half hour for lunch,

then I pissed -Really?

Really, then I wanted to eat a sweet potato

But only dumpling was left ... You know, dumpling is not my taste ...

I come late for rescue, Your Emperor. Please pardon me

Protect the Emperor! -Yes

You traitor! Let's get him!

Your Emperor!

Coward, give up your kingdom to me ... -Bull shit !

Is that you ? -Yes, it's Beggar So

Beggar So? Aren't you sleeping in your shithole?

Right, since you have brought this up ... Yawn ...

What the ...

"Sleeping Disciple"?

Parton me ... Huh ? Your hair looks messy just like beggars'

Care to join our Beggars Clan?

Didn't expect you to come back from hell -Right, thanks to you

That's all you got? My turn ...

Fool, except the "18-Fist of Dragon Suppressing",

I won't give a damn about any other stances

"18-Fist of Dragon Suppress" the 7th stance

"Flying Dragon in the sky"

"Dragon swinging tail" "Dragon pounds hearts"

Dragon legs, Dragon in the field, Dragon dances, Dragon rocks,

Dragon's balls, Dragon's dumps Dragon's lover, Dragon's health, Dragon's son

Job done!

[Deep breathing]

Just the 17 stances ? What a shame!

You could defeat me, only if you knew the 18th stance

But your chance has passed !

Chan!

[strong wind blowing]

I got it: the sum of the all 17 stances

is indeed the 18th stance! I'm such a genius!

[thundering]

The 18th fist: "Regret of Slaying Dragons"!

Chan, are you alright?

Look at my pose, what do you say?

Your pose looks cool but your face looks awful ...

Fool, I'm alright, I'm even up to great sex tonight.

Is that so?

Chan! Are you okay? -Sister!

Tracy! -Where is Chiu?

He is all around ... -All around?

He's vanished into ashes ...

Huh ? Ashes? What a trash, damn it!

Report to leader, Chiu's men are all captured by us

Thank you all for your hard work, brothers

Yushang ... Don't you remember our agreement between us?

I do. Be the top one, be the master of Kung Fu scholar!

Too bad I'm no Scholar

Right, but I don't like Scholars. I like beggars better.

You go first, I'm next

Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in, your judgement was poor

You compromised our security. Now I descend you as beggar

Beggar fits you. You have potential.

Report for duty in the temple tomorrow Tell my name if you run in trouble.. yawn...

Thank you leader, for your concern

So Chan, what do you want for reward?

Don't you have anything to say to me?

What to tell? Let's go

Ok -Pick me up

Hold up, hero So! -Put me down

Although you have saved my life, I could kill you for disrespect of me.

If so, you needn't squat and talk to me... No sudden move, you don't want to make a scene ...

You and I are so differnt, we really got nothing to chat about

Your Beggars Clan have millions of followers That posts a threat to my kingdom.

I don't decide how big the Beggars Clan can be, you do.

Me?

If you are doing your job and make the nation peace and rich

who would beg for living?

That makes senses -Watch your steps

But...

give me some faces, will you?

Alright, Long life to Your Emperor

At ease.

Pal, don't you remember me? -Of course! You beggar

Bring your girls for more sympathy? -Yor're right, be merciful, will ya?

No can't do, get lose

I don't take no for an answer; in order of Emperor!

Begging as ordered ? Some kind of jooooke?

No joooke! Make it quick!

Whatever you say.

Wait a sec, -What is it now?

So many homless here, give more! -How much more?

No less than a thousand ...

Oughta say thank you now -Thank you

Thank you very much! -Go buy some food

Follow me... come...

Hurry up... Let's go... -Give me that...

Translated by: arigon

# Filled with courage and guts #

# In search of myself and true friendship along the way #

# Where ever I stop I treat it as my hometown #

# Fall into the fate of troubled fire #

# Needn't worry to measure what to gain or lose #

# Riding on the back of the horse for the exploration in the middle earth #

# Who would worry about the pass #

# [In the middle earth of China comes a hero guy] #

# Sing with joy # # [Sing with joy and freedom] #

# Who is the best and the strongest? # # [ Who sings the most loudier and clear? ] #

# Who am I? # # [ No matter who you are] #

# Never care if people would approve myself #

# Blowing wind travels thousands of miles underneath the sun and moon #

# My laughter captures the wind that washes my sin away #

# Some day I will be so relaxing and drunk #

# Let the tip of spear corroded to rust #