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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

? Fr�re Jacques... ?

Mom?

It's the only French song I know.

We've never had a-a foreign dignitary in our house before.

And now, Mom, he's not exactly a dignitary.

He's a man.

Who just happens to be

the fencing champion of France.

Oh, that's right! He's a champion.

I hope we have enough Wheaties.

Now, Mom, how long is this French pastry

gonna be staying with us?

Well, Richard said he's touring the colleges.

So he'll only be here two days.

Oh. I better move fast.

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.

Oh.

He's not here yet, Howard.

Oh, darn. That's the only French I know.

Uh, no. Not exactly, Dad.

You know French onion soup, French fries, French toast...

I also know...

"Get to your room."

Oh, Howard, you speak French so well.

Now, I just want everything to go well.

This is the first event that Richard has sponsored

since he joined the fencing club.

Yeah, well, you know, Marion, fencing is not exactly

a household word like football in this country.

Oh, what a great idea.

The Green Bay Fencers.

Oh.

There's Richard with Jacques.

Oh, wow!

Look at him... he's gorgeous!

Hold it, you two!

I'll get the door.

Wait until I wet my lips.

Act your age, will you, young lady?

I thought I was.

Well, we're here.

- Hi. - Well!

Uh, Jacques Du Bois, this is my mother...

Marion Cunningham.

Enchant�.

Oh! Oh, my!

Oh.

This is my sister Joanie.

Enchant�.

Enchant�.

And this is my father, Howard Cunningham.

- How do you do? - Enchant�.

As you can see, I am blessed

with a superb sense of humor.

Very keen, hmm.

Oh, Jacques, your English is very good.

Oh, thank you.

Uh, parlez-vous fran�ais?

Ooh, I'd love to.

I just love Europe, don't you?

I went to Canada once.

What's for dinner, Mom?

Well, I know how the French love to eat.

So I have prepared a typical American meal.

I really do not care for the hot dog.

Oh, no, no. We're gonna have meat loaf.

I also do not care for the hamburger.

Shall I, uh, uncork the wine?

Oh, no. I'll just unscrew the cap here.

"Unscrew the cap"?

Yes, on the wine.

This is called "Chateau Swenson."

It's made right here in Milwaukee.

It goes with anything.

What year is that, sweetheart?

Well, it's this year, Howard.

It's fresh.

I think I shall, uh,

how you say... "skip dinner"?

I think I must go to my room.

Uh, my bags?

Sure.

Let me tell you about my trip to Canada.

Yes, uh, must you?

Well, what are you guys having?

Is the fish fresh?

- Well... - "Is the fish fresh?"

It's so fresh, it made a pass at me.

Or it's so fresh, it got expelled from its school.

Ha-ha-ha! Or it's so...

Oh, never mind, I've got a picnic on my mind.

What's with him?

He got a date.

Kitty Fox said yes?

Charm, wit and intelligence works.

- He begged. - All right...

why don't you just order, Pots?

Oh, I'll have an Arnold burger.

Good choice. What's yours, Ralph?

Nothing. Kitty and I are going on a picnic.

Ah, picnic is nice.

You know my first date with Rosa Colletti was a picnic?

Yeah. Yup, yup, yup.

Al, do me a favor, okay?

Take all French food off the menu.

We don't have any French food.

Good. Keep it that way.

Hey, Rich.

Richie, old pal! I'm so happy!

- I'm not. - What's the matter?

It's this Jacques Du Bois guy.

He's got all the charm of a rope burn.

You should've seen him at our house.

This is my room?

This is my dinner?

I had to keep Dad from throwing him

- out of the house. - Why didn't he?

Jacques was polishing his sword at the time.

Let me tell you something about Jacques Du Bois.

He is the most irritat...

- interesting guy. - Richard.

Yeah. This is my...

I mean, uh...

This is my good friend Ralph Malph.

And my friend Potsie Weber.

- How are you doing? - Nice...

Uh, tell me.

I hope everything is ready for my exhibition tomorrow?

Well, of course it's ready.

We do things right here at UWM.

- Right, guys? - That's right.

You got it.

Hey, Al?

If Beatrice, Sandy, Amanda, Nastasia,

if they come in here, you tell them the answer is yes.

Sure, Fonz.

What was the question?

At last... an interesting person.

Who is this?

Jacques Du Bois, this is my good friend

Arthur Fonzarelli.

Heyyy.

Well, I have long looked forward

to meeting a typical American hoodlum.

Tell me.

Are you off to stick up

a gas station?

Conference time.

What are you... nutso?

This guy talks funny. He from out of town?

Yeah, Fonz. He's from France.

That's a long way to come to get punched out.

Listen, believe me.

I know he's a pain, but he's a guest in this country.

I think we need to be cordial.

All right?

From France, huh?

I'll do it for Brigitte Bardot.

Thanks, Fonz.

Jacques is here to, uh, give a special demonstration.

Oh, do you fence?

I never touched stolen goods in my life.

No, Fonz. Uh, he's talking about fencing.

You know, with swords, Zorro.

All right, I knew that, I knew that.

I dated a fencing teacher once.

We foiled around.

I am, uh, putting on an exhibition

at the gymnasium tomorrow.

Perhaps you would like to come and see

a demonstration of my skill.

I got no time, Jack.

That is Jacques.

Whatever you say, Jack.

I'm putting on a demonstration of my own.

I'd ask you to come along, but I don't want

to give you an inferiority complex.

Very interesting example

of the lower class.

You're lucky Fonzie didn't hear you say that...

Jack.

Hi, Ralphie.

Kitty said yes?

Fellow fencing enthusiasts,

it gives me great pleasure to introduce the fencees.

First, the current champion of France...

Jacques Du Bois.

And now, the current conference champion,

winner of three consecutive titles,

our very own

Georgie "Thrust and Parry" Smith!

Go, Georgie!

And, uh, refereeing the bout will be the president

of the UWM fencing society.

You all know him very well... Fred Brill.

Yay, Fred!

Gentlemen, take your places.

Are you ready?

- Yes, sir. - Yes, monsieur.

En garde!

Fence.

Next.

Why is everything so quiet?

It's over.

Oh, you guys are such kidders.

"It's over." It's...

It's over.

Conference champion?

Yeah.

No wonder fencing never caught on over here.

Yeah. You don't even have time to buy a hot dog.

Let's get out of here.

Is that... is that your best?

My chambermaid could've beaten him.

Well, look, everybody can have an off day, right?

I laugh in your face.

I wouldn't do that again if I were you.

- Ha! - Ha!

I have not found one worthy opponent in all of America.

All right now, watch it. You're talking about my country.

Oh, how can you be proud of a country

that is made up of nothing but uncouth peasants?

You obnoxious wimp!

"Wimp"?

Obnoxious wimp.

Is that bad?

It's the worst, bucko!

I have been insulted!

I have been hurt.

We shall duel tomorrow.

2:00. Be here.

Well, wait a minute. Uh, duel?

Uh,

look, I... I got a little carried away.

And-and I apologize.

You're not a-a wimp.

Tr�s bien.

Apology accepted.

The duel is cancelled.

Here, Jacques.

I brought you some water.

Merci.

Um, you were very good, Jacques.

How would you like to come with me to Arnold's

and meet some of my friends?

Certainly not, silly child.

"Silly child"?

I was only trying to be friendly.

I do not have time to be friendly

with giggling infants.

You had no right talking to her like that.

That was my sister.

You were just rude to my sister!

Nobody insults my sister and gets away with it!

But I just did.

All right.

Let me borrow this for a second.

Of course.

Ooh!

Duel... 2:00 tomorrow.

Be here!

Thanks for the glove.

It will be my pleasure

to humiliate you in a duel.

Yeah, we'll see who gets humiliated, bucko!

You're on thin ice when you're dueling with Richie Cunningham!

Richie Cunningham doesn't know how to duel.

I'm ready.

Just let me at that Jacques Du Bois!

I'll be all right.

First, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fence him up into a corner, see?

And then...

Aw.

I-I wonder how you say "oops" in French?

Listen, I think you'll be just fine,

if you can manage to hang on to this.

Yeah. You know, I just wish it was basketball season.

Because then I, I could really show him a thing or two, I...

Well, uh, I'll see you later.

Okay.

Might as well bring the whole sword with me.

All right, gather around everybody!

And get your tickets for the duel of the century!

It's only moments away.

There you go.

There he is!

That's the man.

Don't you want to see him grovel?

Don't you want to see him embarrassed

in front of a large crowd of people?

Chachi.

Rich, the money's going to charity.

Ah.

Okay, everybody, form the line here.

Don't push. There's plenty of seats.

Hey, Rich.

Aw, Rich, come on, sit down.

Have a nice Arnold burger on me.

Hey, Fonz!

- Hey, Fonz. - Fonz.

Hi, Fonz.

In my office, Cunningham.

Fonz, I'm-I'm, I'm about to fight a duel.

In your underwear? In my office.

Thank you.

I'm not a Musketeer.

I'm a Mouseketeer.

All right, conversate with me.

Well, our fencer was just pathetic.

I mean, Jacques' chambermaid could've beaten him.

So I called Jacques an obnoxious wimp when he insulted America.

And he slapped my face with a glove,

but then I apologized.

But then he insulted Joanie.

So I slapped his face with a glove.

And now we're having a duel today at 2:00.

Well, I'll see you around, Fonz.

Wait a minute.

Are you telling me that this guy insulted America?

Yeah.

This guy insulted Joanie?

That's right.

Now I'm mad.

Yeah, I started off mad.

Then I worked my way up to scared.

- I got to get going. - Hey, before you go.

Yeah, Fonz?

Don't.

No, Fonz, I-I just have to.

Let me do it.

I got a black belt in fencing.

No, they-they don't give a black belt for fencing.

My teacher gave me a black belt.

I got black socks to match.

Well, I... No, no, no.

My-my honor is at stake.

Rich, it ain't your honor.

It's America's honor.

No, I'm the one who got slapped...

I want you to look out there. What do you see?

I'll tell you what you see. You see a mountain.

A big mountain. You know what that is?

I got to go, Fonz. Uh...

- It's the Purple Mountain's Majesty. - Right.

Now, on top of that big mountain, you see it?

You see the big flagpole raising up out of that mountain?

You know what's flapping in the breeze off that flagpole?

Old Glory. Red, white and blue.

Stars and stripes forever. Do you see it?

I do see it, Fonz. I see it!

Now, who's underneath that flagpole?

- Who's standing there? - Who?!

- Joanie. - Joanie!

That's right!

In all of her American womanhood and purity.

Don't it give you a lump in your throat?

- It does, Fonz. - Yeah.

You see what she's got in her hands?

I can't quite see it.

It's an apple pie.

That's what it's all about, Fonz!

Well, then give me your clothes!

I'm off to defend America,

Mom and a slice of pie.

Don't worry, Rich.

We're all behind you.

That's right, Rich.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Here's the moment we've all been waiting for.

First, the greatest swordsman of all France...

Jacques Du Bois.

And his opponent...

Richie Cunningham!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

And hey, folks, how about it? Right after the duel,

let's all go to Arnold's, huh?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?

Duelists to the center.

I'm surprised to see you here.

You show more courage than intelligence, Cunningham.

Are you ready?

En garde!

Commence dueling!

What?!

I knew he could do it!

All right, Rich!

At last, a worthy opponent.

You, Richard Cunningham,

are a man of honor.

No, he's not.

Richie Cunningham is no man of honor.

You are you. Who is this?!

Fonz!

The hoodlum.

Do you have to keep saying that?

Fonz, look, I'm sorry.

But-but he called Richie Cunningham a man of honor.

And it's not honorable hiding up there in the stands, so...

so just give me the foil.

I'm gonna take you on myself.

All right?

En garde!

It was my face that was slapped.

And the rules state that I have

the right to choose my opponent.

And I choose...

the hoodlum.

Well, rules are rules.

Messieurs...

madames?

It appears I am faced

with an, uh, experienced

and worthy swordsman.

How would you like to see duelling

the way it really was in the olden times?

Uh, do not be afraid, monsieur.

I will not injure you.

But I will give you a lesson

you will not soon forget.

Hyah!

Merci.

Cute.

You missed.

My jacket.

Sure, Fonz.

Yeah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

We shall duel as my forefathers.

Masks were not worn.

All right, give me that microphone.

All right, now, listen up.

Since my opponent here is, uh...

living in another time,

and since he is the best swordsman

in all of France,

and I am the best swordsman

everyplace else...

I'll meet his terms.

But if I catch anybody...

Dig it, anybody...

Fencing without a mask,

they are nutso and no friend of mine.

Bring the sabers.

Now, wait a minute, gentlemen.

Now, old or new, this is still a contest of skills.

Gentlemen, I'd like to inspect the swords.

Oh... Fonz.

All right, good and blunt.

Ready, gentlemen?

En garde!

Commence dueling!

Ha!

I'm very proud of my family crest!

My family goes back to Louis XIV.

How far back does your family go?!

Ellis Island!

Aah!

If you win, you have the honor

of wearing my family crest.

What are you proud of?

Paula Petralunga.

Sounds fascinating.

If I win...

she is mine... it's a bet?

She ain't mine to give, but I'll put a good word in for you.

Aah!

Aah! Oh!

Why don't you use two hands next time?

Aah! Hyah!

Ooh!

Aah!

Ah-ah, drop it!

I want you to say uncle.

"Uncle"?

Uncle... Sam.

Uncle Sam.

You are the better swordsman.

And what is more important... a fine gentleman.

You have taught me... humility.

It's the least I could do.

I mean, you did give us the Statue of Liberty.

- All right, Fonz! - Yeah!

Hey, uh... Jack?

- Fonz? - Yeah?

His name is Jacques.

Jacques.

You want to join us?

Uh, tell me about this, uh,

Paula Petralunga?

I'll think about it.

Come on, let's go.

All right.

Hey, everybody!

- Hey, Fonz. - Hi, Fonzie.

Now, did Jacques get off all right?

Oh, yeah, he got off with a big smile.

Left Milwaukee with a smile, said thank you to you guys.

I thought he'd be sad. He said he'd miss us.

Well, he was a little sad, you know, but he got over it.

I think it was the ride on my bike.

Well, why did the ride on the bike make him so happy?

Did you ever ride on my bike with Paula Petralunga?

Yeah, sure. So?

Over bumps?

Ah!

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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