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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

Hey, here's-here's Rich.

Watch me give him the big sell.

- Right. - Come on, come on.

Big sell. Hey, Rich, Rich!

- Hi, guys. - Hey, Rich.

How about buying a chinchilla coat?

Nah.

You sure you didn't pressure him too much?

All right, now tell me. What are you guys up to?

Uh, Ralphie and I here are, uh, chinchilla moguls.

We have a ranch.

Yeah. In the bathtub.

Two chinchillas.

Yeah. I named them Herman and Harry.

Herman and Harry?

Yeah.

Potsie, you bought two males?

Yeah, they were cheaper.

Besides, boys are easier to raise.

Oh.

Explain it to him, Ralph.

It'll be easier to go out and buy a female.

- Atenci�n. - Hold that snap, Fonz!

All right, Fonz, you want to know a good way to get girls?

Oh, golly gee, Ralphie.

Girls?

Do you think I could?

- Well, let me put it another way, Fonz. - Okay.

How about a nice chinchilla seat for your motorcycle?

Just think, you'd be like the Liberace of motorcycles.

Hey, how would you like a candelabra

coming out of your ear?

I don't think I'd like that, Fonz.

That's right. Excuse me. Whoa.

All right, girls, off to the drive-in, huh?

Now, remember, keep your hands on the handlebars

when I jump the fence.

Now... you hold the popcorn, you hold the speaker,

the rest of you hold me.

Whoa! Let's go...

Okay, Rich, okay, you say you don't want a coat.

- How about a vest for $2,000? - Huh?

All right, all right, earmuffs.

$500 an ear.

Better make that $600.

You'll love being a Magnet.

You've already done your pledge time, so next is the carnival.

- That's raise-the-money time. - Uh-huh.

- And then is the weekend social. - Uh-huh.

You know what time that is.

- Yeah. Hunk time. - Hey, uh,

someone give me a light, huh?

Here, Joanie, have another.

Oh, no. I just ditched one.

I'm trying to cut down.

Well, uh, we're all having 'em.

What, are you afraid somebody might see you?

No.

Uh... okay.

Take one of mine. You're a Magnet now.

Mmm. Smooth.

Hey, Rich, that's Joanie!

Joanie's in the Magnets.

Oh, yeah.

Good social club, you know, nice bunch of girls.

Ah, she's really growing up.

Yeah, I'll say. She's smoking and everything.

What?! No, she's not smo...

Oh, yeah?

Joanie, could I speak to you for a moment over here, please?

Excuse me.

- Are you smoking?! - No!

Funny! Very funny!

All right, when did you start to...?

So I smoke. But you listen, Richie.

You better not embarrass me in front of the Magnets.

Well, no.

Of course I'm not going to...

Wait a minute. I'm the older brother here.

I'm the one giving the lecture.

Well, it was worth a try.

All right, I'm gonna ask some questions,

and I want some answers.

Now, exactly when did you start smoking?

Recently.

Good. It'll be easier for you to quit.

Aw, come on. Everybody does it.

Everybody does it.

I suppose you think it makes you look real important, huh?

It doesn't. It doesn't.

It makes you look like a stupid little kid, a child.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Well, you don't see many children with a shape like mine.

Ah. So you're a shapely kid.

You're still a kid.

And puff, puff, puff.

I mean, you look like a little baby.

An immature little baby, a tiny, tiny baby.

That's end of argument.

Hey, Joanie, I hardly recognized you.

You look so much, uh, older.

I think it's the cigarette.

Now... end of argument.

I say when it's end of arguments!

Now...

end of argument.

Uh... uh, uh, just a minute.

Oh. Ooh. Okay, okay, okay.

Wait. Hold it. Hold it.

Come in.

Oh, Richie, it's only you.

Well, it's always nice to see you, too.

Now, look, I'm-I'm sorry that I... blew up at Arnold's,

and, uh, can we talk now?

Oh, why not?

- We're both adults. - Adult?! Y-You see that?

Now, I wasn't even treated

like an adult until last year, and...

Richie, you're blowing up again.

I know, I know. I'm sorry. It's just that...

Oh, man, when I saw you smoking there,

Joanie, it-it really upset me.

- Oh, Ri-Richie, um... - Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Are there ashes on my tongue?

- No! - Well, you're lucky!

- Oh. - Oh, Joanie.

Smoking at home... That's terrible.

You-You're going to become a chain smoker. You...

- I will not. - Oh, will you look at that?

Yup, this is it. You're hooked.

Well, it may be nothing now, but...

but wait till it starts getting really bad,

and you're groping around in the gutter

just hoping to find a butt.

Gutter?! Ha!

Listen, you mind your own business, bucko.

Bucko, bucko, bucko!

That's it.

You give me that back!

Oh, not until you promise to quit.

Come on, Rich, you have no right. Give it back!

I am not gonna give you this back, Joanie.

- It's mine. You don't smoke... - It is mine now. I've got...

- No, Joanie. - It is not yours.

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, that's enough, you two.

You're brother and sister.

I don't see why you can't get along.

Richard!

Oh, Howard, Richard is smoking.

I see, Marion.

Richard, what is the meaning of this?

Have you been smoking behind our backs?

No!

And in front of your little sister.

Now don't tell me

you just now decided to try it for the first time.

- No, no, but I... - Oh, Richard, and after...

After your father had that long talk with you.

Oh.

You did have that long talk with him, didn't you, Howard?

Marion, I've had enough talks with him

to take him to his old age!

Richard, this is very serious.

You're going to have to be punished for this.

We're going to have to ground him.

Dad, I'm in college now.

I'm a sophomore.

They don't do that to sophomores.

Oh. Well, how about if we take your car away from you?

They do that to sophomores.

Uh, Dad, I-I don't think

you're gonna have to punish Richie.

Oh, Joanie, that's very commendable,

sticking up for your brother.

It certainly is, sweetheart. There, you see?

Now why can't you be like your sister?

Uh,

M-Mom, Dad, Richie wasn't smoking.

I was.

Oh, Joanie, that's not commendable at all.

You get downstairs, young lady.

We're gonna have a little talk.

Come on, Marion.

Oh.

We're sorry, Richard.

But you did have a cigarette in your hand.

Oh, this is a mother's nightmare!

Thanks for taking the heat, Rich.

Ah, that's okay.

It's gonna get a lot hotter.

A lot hotter.

Joanie, I just don't understand it.

Your mother doesn't smoke, and I don't smoke.

- I don't smoke. - Nobody in this family smokes!

Well, that's not quite true, Howard.

My mother started when she was a girl, and she never stopped.

We're not talking about cigars, Marion!

Now, look, Joanie, just tell me why.

Does it make you feel important, or-or glamorous?

You think it's glamorous to go around with yellow fingers?

Incidentally, you can take the yellow out with lemon juice.

Do you mind?

I'll handle this.

Now, both of you just sit down, huh?

Oh, I'm sorry, Howard. I won't say anything.

- It's all right. - Me, neither.

Now, Joanie...

I won't say that smoking leads to heart attacks.

Yeah, and lung disease.

Joanie...

I won't say anything about some people thinking

that smoking might lead to cancer.

Yeah, and all that tar and garbage gets into your system,

turns your lungs black.

Will you two stop it?!

Oh, I'm sorry. So, I'm sorry.

Talk to Joanie.

Just tell her that...

You tell her that kissing someone who smokes

- is like kissing an ashtray. - Yeah.

Oh, Marion, please, let me fin...

Well, now, how would anybody know anything

about kissing an ashtray?

Don't look at me.

I'm a lamp man, myself.

Uh, if you're through with me, can I go upstairs?

No, you can't.

Now you listen to me, young lady.

I forbid you to smoke anymore.

And if you continue with this nonsense,

you're going to be grounded for so long

that you're gonna grow roots.

Why don't you let me live my own life?

I'm older now.

Why can't you let me make my own decisions?

She's a young adult.

More young than adult.

All right. You want to make your own decisions?

You can try it.

You go ahead and make your own decisions.

We'd like you to stop smoking.

Well... I'll think about it.

Think about it?! Go to your room!

- Howard... - All right, all right.

You can think about it, that'll be fine.

Dad... I don't want to say

you play favorites or anything, but, uh...

How come you just gave her my 18-year-old speech,

and she's only 16?

Because girls mature faster.

Ah.

Hi, fellas.

- Hey, Mr. C. - Hi, Dad.

Hiya, Howie.

- Want to buy a nice chinchilla coat? - Yeah.

No, thanks, Ralphie. I like cashmere.

Hey, Malph, maybe we should raise cashmeres.

Boys, do you mind? I would like to talk to my son.

Oh. Yeah.

Sure. Move over, Rich. Make room for Daddy.

Alone.

- We can take a hint. - All right.

- So long. Come on. - See ya.

- See ya. - Have a nice talk.

Yeah.

Hey, Malph, Malph,

Mr. C came a long way just to see Rich.

Must be something big.

Yeah. I bet a girl got him in trouble.

Mr. C? Nah.

Not Mr. C. Oh, Potsie.

Dad, I'm fine, school's fine.

Now, what are you doing here? Is there something wrong?

Well, yes, Richard.

- Ah. - It's Joanie.

- Hi, Howard. - Hello, Al.

Why the long face?

You don't eat here.

Oh.

It's Joanie, Al. She started to smoke.

Yeah, I know. I saw her.

And I told her.

Well, Richard, what do you think we ought to...?

You know,

I once dated a girl who smoked.

And I told her, "When you stop smoking, give me a call."

That was 1934.

Or was it '35?

- It was '35, Al. - '35.

Yeah, yup, yup.

I just don't know, Richard.

- Kids. - Yeah, kids.

Try to save them a little hurt,

you give them the benefit of your experience.

Well, they won't listen.

No, they got to go out and find things out for themselves.

Never changes.

Children just do not listen

to their parents today.

I remember the first time I didn't listen to you.

Mm. Oh, wasn't that the time

with the girl with the big, uh... uh, angora sweater?

You better believe it.

Yeah. I didn't think you'd listen to me on that one.

Yeah.

Listen, Richard, maybe

if-if you had a talk with Joanie, huh?

Dad, they won't listen to older brothers, either.

Hey.

How you guys doing?

What you doing here, Mr. C?

You getting some fudge ripple for your family, huh?

? Ah, ooh, wah... ?

I understand this is a private convo.

? Wah, ooh ?

? Wah, wah ?

? Wah, ooh, wah... ?

You're both staring.

Is there a hair out of place?

Just tell me which one... What numb... what number?

He numbers his hair?

Uh, I'll explain that later. Fonz?

- Yeah. - Uh, this is about Joanie.

Hey, shortcake. How is the apple of my eye?

Your apple is smoking.

? Ooh, wah... ?

Joanie is smoking cigarettes?

- Yup. - I'm afraid so, Fonz.

Who's selling 'em to her?

I'll shove the butts right up his nose.

Oh, Fonz, you can't punch out everybody

who sells cigarettes in Milwaukee.

- You want to bet? - Fonz.

- What, what? - No. Well, there's no time for that.

Yeah, we-we got to do something right now.

All right. All right, you guys leave it up to me, all right?

I mean, after all, Joanie is, uh, family, you know.

I mean, she's my number one chick, right?

If she don't stop smoking...

Whoa.

I mean, you know, I...

Whoa!

A two-whoa talk.

Mm. Yes, but will she listen?

Come in.

Fonzie?

What's shaking, shortcake?

Well, this is the first time you've seen my room. How come?

Oh, I-I figure I'd be a neighbor,

you know, real friendly like.

I was just passing down the corridor.

I thought I'd stop in, say hello, you know.

- Hey, that's great Elvis, huh? - Mm-hmm.

Number two Elvis, hey? That's even better, huh?

Bobby Darin.

? Splish splash, I was... ?

Are you nutso, smoking?!

All right, Fonzie, I'm through with all the lectures.

Hey, I don't lecture.

I'm just gonna ask you one simple question,

and then listen.

You really like to smoke?

Yeah. There's nothing like a good ciggy.

You know, light up with friends,

relax, a few laughs.

A couple more of those and, uh, your nose is gonna grow.

All right, it's the Magnets.

They're the most popular club at Jefferson.

Who do you think made them so popular?

Well... I'm in with the Magnets,

and-and most of 'em smoke, and...

And you're afraid that if you don't,

they're going to dump you and call you chicken.

That's not it, Fonzie.

I'm a high school junior.

I beg your pardon.

Sit down for a minute.

Let me tell you something.

The hardest thing to do is to do what you want to do.

You know what a breeze it is to join the crowd,

be led around by your nose?

You ain't nobody till you do what you want to do.

But I want to be in this club.

Well, let me put it another way.

Smoking ain't cool.

The Magnets are cool.

My humility usually don't permit me

to ask this particular question.

Who is the coolest of cool?

Well, you are.

Yeah, that's true.

Now, if the Fonz don't smoke,

what does that tell you about smoking?

That the Fonz doesn't smoke.

But some of the cool kids do.

You gonna give up smoking or not?

Well, I don't know, Fonzie.

All right, end of convo.

- Fonz? - Yeah, what?

If I don't smoke, the Magnets will dump me.

Let me plant two things in your brain.

You're my favorite shortcake.

And number two... If you don't stop smoking,

your body is gonna dump you.

And I'm crazy about you.

Whoa.

Well, guys, how's the chinchilla business?

They gave it up when they found out

you have to kill 'em to get the skins.

They thought they would just shed.

I was gonna shave 'em.

But it's tough to make a chinchilla go like this.

I still got it, even in big business.

So, anyway, they're, uh... they're into greeting cards now.

That's right, Al. We got 'em for all occasions.

How many do you want?

Well, I'll take one for Lincoln's birthday.

Lincoln's dead.

Sam Lincoln is dead?

I just saw him this morning.

Well, you never know.

So, Joanie, you're in charge of decorations for this weekend.

Right. I've got a great idea.

Salute to the varsity.

We get the whole team and a huge cake

and have 'em pop out of it.

Great idea. Hey, wait.

That means there will be two guys for each girl.

Uh-huh, I know.

Guys.

- Hey, Fonz. - Hi, Fonz.

No date tonight?

Wash your mouth out.

Hey, Fonz,

we're in the greeting card business now.

- Want to buy some? - Yeah.

Oh, now, that's different, yeah.

All right, I'll take about a thousand of this one

that says "I love you, you are the only one."

A thousand "You're the only one"?

That's right. I have this urge

to spread hope all over the world.

Yeah. It's Joanie. She's gonna...

Kiss?

No, no, Joanie's gonna smoke.

Oh, smoke.

All right, I'll take care of this.

No, Fonz, wait.

You got to let her handle this herself.

I'll give her five seconds to change her mind.

All right, thanks.

Here, Joanie, light up.

I'll teach you how to do the French inhale.

Oh.

Uh... no.

I don't smoke.

Why not? You chicken?

No, I'm not chicken.

I just don't want it.

Well, come on, Joanie. I mean, it's not too cool.

Oh, well, I've been thinking about cool,

and I decided everyone should decide

what's best for themselves.

And I don't think smoking is cool.

So, what do you say, Angela?

Who do you want in the Magnets? Me or my lungs?

Take it easy, Joanie. We-we want you.

Okay. No cigarettes.

Boy, you got guts. Wish I had.

Maybe then I wouldn't be up to two packs a day.

I did save enough coupons to get my dad a new bowling ball.

Well, I proved one thing to myself.

Now I have to prove another.

Uh... hi, Jim.

Hi, Joanie.

Uh, remember you told me I was grown up because I smoked?

Yeah?

Uh, well, I don't smoke anymore.

What do you say now?

I was wrong.

I... I guess... it wasn't the cigarettes.

- Uh. - Want to dance?

You bet.

Now I've made my own decision now,

and I've given up smoking for good.

Well, Joanie, I am so proud of you.

You're gonna be a lot happier, too, when you get older.

- Oh. - Hello?

Oh, Ann, uh, just a minute.

It's Ann Hanson.

She wants to know if we're going

to that silly Leopard Lodge party at the Pfister Hotel.

Oh, gosh, how I hate those parties.

Everybody throwing water bags out the hotel windows.

Tell her "yes."

Oh, yes? Why are you going, Dad?

Well, it's the Leopard Lodge.

Everybody'll be there.

It just wouldn't be right.

You know, you're doing just what I did with smoking.

Doing it because everyone else does it.

You know something? You're right.

Tell her we're not going.

Ann, I'm-I'm so sorry.

- Good, Dad. - We're not going to be able to make it.

- I'm proud of you. - Maybe next time.

Okay. Bye-bye.

We'll go to a movie instead.

Uh, dear, I thought we were going,

and I just spent $37 on a new dress.

$37?!

Marion, go to your room!

What?!

I'll be up there in a few minutes.

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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