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? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

Green Bay's wiping them all over the field.

They always win on Thanksgiving Day.

Great game, huh, Pots?

Oldies.

How can you people be watching

a-a sports event here

when there is a Shirley Temple movie on?

Fonzie, Green Bay!

Richie, Heidi!

Heidi?

Don't you touch that dial.

Can I have your attention, please?

Ah, now this is the menu

for the Cunningham Thanksgiving dinner

will be as follows:

tomato juice with lemon wedge,

turkey with cranberry sauce,

mashed potatoes, candied yams,

giblet gravy, chestnut stuffing, green beans,

hot rolls and butter,

celery and olives,

pumpkin pie,

cider and coffee,

and, of course, mints.

Well, you know, this is gonna be better

than it reads on paper.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Uh, Richard, will you mash the potatoes, please?

- Will do. - Howard,

will you take the turkey

out of the oven so it can cool?

- Right away, sweetheart. - Joanie, I'll need you

to put the plates on the table.

Okay, Mom.

Arthur, will you drain the veggies?

Draining the veggies.

Will you look at those cheerleaders.

- Cartwheels! - Yeah!

Richard, the potatoes now!

Yeah, in a second, Mom. Green Bay's on the 20 yard line.

- I think they're gonna... - What are you doing?!

- Mom! - Sports!

- Now hear this! - Uh-oh.

I knew we should watch Heidi.

What's wrong, sweetheart?

Don't "sweetheart" me!

Hey, Pots, a family fight. Let's get out of here.

Right, uh, happy Thanksgiving.

Let's go to my house.

But your dad didn't invite me.

That's okay. He didn't invite me either.

Listen, all of you.

I have worked hard all day.

I've set the table, I've washed all of the good china

and the dishes and I've made the gravy

and I've baked and I've cooked and I've...

I'm cooking the veggies.

I've cooked the veggies. Thank you, Arthur.

I cooked the vegetables, and I arranged the flowers,

and not one of you has lifted one finger to help me, not one!

Yeah, but Marion...

Thanksgiving is a time

of family togetherness.

A time of sharing and working together

toward a common, uh, common turkey.

I'm just working my fingers to the bone,

and what are you doing?

You're all just sitting here comfortably

watching some stupid little basketball game.

I've had it! I've had it!

The only company I've had today is a tom turkey.

You've insulted the memory of our forefathers,

those brave pilgrims who began Thanksgiving Day

and made it a day to look forward to.

You have forgotten the meaning of Thanksgiving.

I'll remind you.

Now, in 1621...

the Pilgrims had this wonderful harvest...

Mistress Joanie,

maketh ready for the choir practice.

I hear thee, Mother.

I should hath made this door wider.

You know, you would think there would be

at least one other blacksmith in this colony.

I can't keep up with the business and do my chores, too.

Greetings, wife.

Greetings, husband.

You are a good man, husband.

Yes, I am.

And I do good work, too.

It's not like last year when I first became a blacksmith

and had to recall 20 defective horseshoes.

Good evening, Mistress Joanie.

Greetings, Father.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I forgot you disapprove of kissing, Father.

Kissing is a tool of the Devil.

It could lead to other things.

- Yes! - Marion...

You know, husband,

tomorrow marketh the end

of our first year in the New World.

Yes, and you know, wife, it has been a bountiful harvest.

I know, dear.

I think we should have a celebration.

One of eating, singing, and good fellowship.

Yes, and we could call it Bountiful Harvest Day.

Will there be dancing?

Hold your tongue, daughter.

Dancing is another tool of the Devil.

Do you want to wind up in the stocks?

Boy, being a Pilgrim sure is a drageth.

Well, we womenfolks were discussing it

at the town meeting, and we think

that we should have a big feast

and call it "Thanksgiving."

Thanksgiving Day.

Well, that's all right for now.

Next year, let's have it in warmer weather,

say, the Fourth of July.

Hail.

Hail and well met, Mistress Joanie...

Father and Mother.

Can't you just say "greetings" like everyone else?

Go to your loft.

I can't. I have to get to choir practice.

Or I'll miss my place next to that Pilgrim hunketh.

Father, are you letting her go out like that?

Have you seen her skirt?

It's up to her ankles!

That's the way of the young.

Well, I found some blueberries up on the hill.

Oh, what a thrill!

What was that?

Oh.

'Tis my friend, Master Fonzie.

He has strange ways.

I would not let him come into this house.

Too late now.

Greet-eth-amundo.

What can I do for you, Master Fonzie?

O, great blacksmith, I need a new part.

'Tis my brakes again.

Mistresses, thank ye, thank ye.

Inspiration Rock,

two turns of the hour glass.

Be there.

Master Arthur, will you sup with us?

Oh, uh, thank ye, but nay ye, uh...

I got a res to sup with the Standish triplets.

Whoa!

Oh, these colonial fires.

They're not like they were in England.

Well, good dame Cunningham, I'll take care of that.

No need, no need.

Stand back.

Hail, farewell, and whoa-eth.

Husband, did see what he did with the fire?

Isn't he wonderful?

I see it, and I do not like it.

He has strange ways for a Pilgrim.

Well, he may dress a little differently, but, uh...

It's not that.

It's... it's what he does with the maidens.

He only takes them to Inspiration Rock.

That, too, is the way of the young.

Wife, go cooketh.

And another thing.

He has no fear of the Indians.

Why should we fear the Indians, Father?

They've done nothing but help us.

Oh, you're so young and foolish!

Our elders have ruled that they are heathens.

That we must keep our distance.

Master Fonzie has broken the rule,

and we must let him know that.

I think he knows.

We'll be at our tableth.

Yes, trapping and tracking all day

gives a man a mighty thirst.

Yeah.

Hurry up with those ciders!

Here you are.

- Two ciders. - Ah.

That'll be one raccoon pelt.

You got change for a skunk?

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Squirrel tail, squirrel tail...

and one small rat.

It was so much much easier

when they let you run a tab.

Innkeeper, I'm hungry.

What have you got here for two hungry trappers?

The special tonight is mooseburgers.

The horns are extra.

I think I just lost my appetite.

Ah, you'll love my mooseburgers.

They go down very nicely.

Yes, but do they stay down?

I've still got it, even in the New World.

Yeah.

- Huh, Wolfstalker? - Yeah.

Be right back, Bearslayer.

Wait a minute...

Wait a minute.

You forgot to take a lamp.

Don't get lost out there.

He's such a wolfstalker.

Hail, Alfred.

Hail.

What say ye to, uh, a little credit?

Ah, sorry, Master Richie, but you know the rules.

Pelts on the barrel head.

I'll stand Master Richie to a cider.

Two squirrel tails and keep the change.

Take back your rat.

Boy, that's some bathroom.

I had to share with a woodchuck and a moose.

Were they friendly?

Warm.

Oh, thank you.

- Hail, Wolfstalker! - Hey!

How goeth the trapping business with you two?

Not too good, but we've invented a new trap,

- and we'll be able to catch anything. - Yeah.

Then we'll be rich, Rich.

Greetings!

Hail and well met, Father.

Can't you just say "greetings" like everybody else?

I have fixed your cooking pots again, Alfred.

Alfred, isn't that Icicle Annie?

The same.

She's not anymore.

I tell you, there are demons within him.

Yeah, I wish he'd loan me a couple.

Hail, Friend Fonzie.

Thank ye.

- Come join us. - Yeah.

Thank ye.

Are you Wolfstalker and Deerslayer?

That's, uh, Wolfstalker and Bearslayer.

Who careth?

I got a bone to pick with you.

Oh, we don't trade in bones.

They're too hard to trap.

- You come over on the Mayflower? - Yeah.

What boat's your brain coming in on?

Oh...

Good one, Master Fonz.

I knoweth that.

Now, I hear you've been cheating some friends of mine.

Master Fonzie, what seems to be the trouble?

Ask these hairy ones here.

They've been buying pelts from the Indians

and trading them in, uh, counterfeit wampum.

Oh, you think it's easy making counterfeit wampum

when you don't know what the real wampum looks like?

Besides, who cares?

They're only Indians.

I care.

And I, Master Fonzie.

Because they're human beings.

Those sniveling savages

didn't have the courage to accuse Bearslayer,

- and face him eye to eye. - Yeah.

Indians! To arms! To arms!

Ho, ho! They're in our compound.

Savages! Savages! They'll destroy our homes.

All right. Hold it.

I invited them here.

We have to settle this matter. It's a matter of trust.

Hear, hear!

Well said.

Master Fonzie,

by bringing these savages into the compound,

you have broken the law and endangered our lives.

And the law says that you must be put into the stocks.

Yeah!

You can't put Master Fonzie

in the stocks for trying to undo a wrong.

Oh, yes, I can.

The law's the law.

And besides, he cavorts with demons.

Bearslayer, Wolfstalker, lock him in.

Right.

Whoa-eth.

On second thought, couldn't we just ask him to leave?

Bu the law has been broken.

Now if we cannot punish Master Fonzie,

then we must punish the intruders...

- Yes. - The Indians...

And my guneth is loaded.

Well, it waseth.

All right, now, cooleth it.

The Indians have done no wrong.

Let them go in peace.

I will go to the stockades myself, huh?

Master Fonzie.

What're you going to do now?

Uh, I figure I'd hang around here for awhile.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes!

The strange one was in the stocks.

That's me.

And his friend was trying to free him.

That's you.

So the friend got up

this petition, and he took it around

to all the Pilgrims...

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.

All right, all right.

Today this brave man is in the stocks

because he stood up for what he believed in.

Well, tomorrow, it could be any one of you.

However, your signatures on this petition

demanding his immediate release

will let the village elders know where we stand.

Now, are you with us?

It was a good speech, Master Richard.

It just fell on deaf ears.

Ah, thank you, thank you very much.

We're not signing the petition.

The longer he stays in the stocks,

the more wenches for us-eth.

Come on, let's bundle.

- Freeze. - Freeze?

I don't think you're in any position

to give orders.

Just keeping her warm for you, Master Fonz.

He broke the stock.

Hey, our first stockbroker.

I'm here to tell you something.

When Master Fonzie speaks, everybody listens.

He's loose.

Let's go get the Indians.

Yeah, yeah.

Cool it!

Save your powder.

I'll go back in the stocks.

Careful, oh, dear, looketh, look, looketh.

Ah, poor child.

Oh, oh.

Over here.

Oh, help me.

Zounds, our trap worked!

Do we get to keep her?

You fool!

This is my daughter.

- And my sister. - Oh.

Don't I get any credit?

Now hear thee this,

you chowderheads you,

you put this trap right in the middle of a pathway.

We don't go in bushes. We're afraid of animals.

How do you open this?

Open it?

Which one of you is dim enough

to build a trap you didn't know how to open?

He was.

I can't spend the rest of my life

- in one of these. - You're right.

Styles do change.

We'll have, we'll have to rescue Mistress Joanie,

at least her foot.

Perchance Master Fonzie can help us.

Master Fonzie?

Ask and you shall receive.

You would help us, strange one?

If you release me and let the Indians go in peace.

Agreed?

- Father? - Agreed.

- Someone get the key! - No need.

I love it when he does that.

Oh, it came off!

Oh, husband, didst see that?

Perhaps he does deal with demons.

There ain't no demons here.

They say I have a knacketh.

Master Fonzie, I was wrong.

I see now there was no evil intent in your strangeness.

How can I repay you?

Maybe we should invite him to our Thanksgiving feast.

Well, I'm very sorry.

Uh, thank ye, but I have a res to sup

with some of my Indian friends.

Better watch it, Master Arthur.

Thee may be the main meal.

Rumors.

She listens to rumors.

But, Master Fonzie, they're savages.

Yes, yes.

Hold it! Hold it! Just because they look different

don't mean they're savages.

- -Oh, yes, yes... - Looketh!

We came to this New World

because people used to think we were different.

Yeah, we came here for freedom.

Why should we take that from somebody else?

We came here 'cause the trapping was so crummy in London.

Master Fonzie is right.

Perhaps we should get to know the Indians better.

Do you think they would accept an invitation

to our Thanksgiving feast?

Yea, I accept in their behalf.

As a matter of fact, to show you what kind of sport I am...

I think I'll bring a kazooga along.

- Oh, good. - A kazooga!

What's a kazooga?

That's a surprise. That's a surprise.

Look!

The John Aldens have given us a pie

for our Thanksgiving feast.

Oh, uh, but, Father,

there's only half a pie there.

It was a long walk.

I don't mind.

Today is such a festive day, nothing bothers me.

Ah, it's my getteth.

- Hi there, Richard. - Hail.

We brought the, uh, chicken.

Yes, the Plymouth Colonel

was having a Thanksgiving Day special.

And I brought the cider.

Hard?

No, I rolled it part of the way.

Mistress Cunningham,

here are your chickens.

- Thank you... - Whoa!

Oh, company's here.

Must be Master Fonzie and his friends.

- Welcome. -Welcome. - Welcome.

Brave and noble Indians,

we are honored

to have you in...

our humble home.

What does he say, Master Fonzie?

"Why can't you say 'greetings' like everybody else?"

And here is the kazooga we promised you.

Oh, it looks just like a turkey.

Thank you very much, and won't you all join our feast?

What does he say, Master Fonzie?

He says he's glad to see there's food on the table.

He heard you had strange ways.

He thought maybe he was going to be the main course.

Well, we certainly think alike.

What do you think about kissing?

Marion.

Oh, yes, husband.

Well, come join us, please.

The bench.

Sitteth.

No, no, it's all right. It's cool here.

You see, it's their... it's their custom.

There's a great reverence being close to the earth.

Ah.

Ah, excuse me.

What?

Oh, right, right, right.

That's, uh,

two drumsticks and a wing.

Very little dressing.

Now let us give thanks

for our bountiful harvest.

Master Richard?

Thank you, O, Lord,

for leading us to this New World

and thank you for the freedom

that we can all share together.

Amen.

Amen.

The Indians and the Pilgrims shared their bounteous feast

and brotherhood,

and that's what Thanksgiving is about.

I'm touched.

But I'm sorry that I lost my temper,

and I promise all of you

that I will never act that way again.

I ask for your forgiveness.

Oh, sweetheart, we're the ones who should be sorry.

Yeah, Mom, we just weren't thinking.

Sorry, Mom.

Ditto.

Thank you.

I feel so much better.

- Pass the rolls. - Yeah, right, right.

You know, there's a lot to say at Thanksgiving.

A lot more than "please pass the rolls"

or "can I have the drumstick?"

This is a day to count your blessings.

Everyone has something to be thankful for.

I have four big reasons.

Howard, Joanie, Richard and Arthur.

I thank you all...

for this house,

this home,

and for the love that draws us close.

Well, I know beautiful words when I hear them,

and I say, to Mrs. C.

- Mom. -To Mom. - To Mrs. C.

Oh, my.

Sweetheart, as long as you're up,

would you like to carve the kazooga?

Now, quick, before everything gets cold.

Ah, what a fine dinner that was.

I'm so stuffed.

I can't move an inch.

That's good!

That's bad. I got a heavy date.

I can't operate in slow motion.

No, no, no, no, no!

You just sit right down here and relax.

We are going to clean up everything.

- I'll wash. - And I'll dry.

And I'm gonna clear the table.

I think I'll just stay and keep Mrs. C. company.

I think I'm gonna help like you never saw.

Now, sweetheart,

you just go over there and sitteth on the coucheth

and watcheth the TV.

We'll take care of everything out here.

Thank you. I'll do just that.

I have the best family in the world.

Oh, you don't know how nice it's gonna be

to just sit here and do nothing.

Oh, Heidi's still on.

On the other hand, my wedding china!

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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