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(siren wailing in distance)
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Well, it took six hours
to sweep up this pile of trash,
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but at least nothing
can windily ruin it.
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- (whooshing)
- (electric crackling)
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Hey! What did I do?!
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♪
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This isn't Big Mouth.
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You're not gonna see it.
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(dramatic rendition
of Family Guy theme playing)
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♪
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(laughing raucously)
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And that's how my mom died.
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Classic.
Well, I got to hit the can.
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Yeah, me, too.
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♪
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(beeping, trilling)
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Hey, what are you looking at?
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Peter, where are your clothes?
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I need your gun.
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No problem, evil‐looking Peter.
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They downgraded me to a toy
'cause I shot a kid.
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I need your gun.
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You're right, Joe.
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We a all armed.
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I have it in case people try
to make America great again.
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Wait. Might you be returning?
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Yes. I shall be returning.
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Could you say it
in a more memorable way?
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See you in a bit?
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More menacing.
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Let's all circle back.
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- No!
- Catch you on the flip side.
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No!
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I will see you mañana.
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- No!
- Let's do coffee sooner than later.
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QUAGMIRE, CLEVELAND AND JOE:
No!
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Well, I don't know!
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Look, I'll think of some more,
and I'll be back.
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(gasping)
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(toilet flushes)
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PETER:
Oh, God. What a mess.
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Well, these are no good anymore.
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♪
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("Bad to the Bone" playing)
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♪ B‐B‐B‐B‐Bird ♪
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♪ B‐B‐B‐B‐Bird ♪
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♪ B‐B‐B‐B‐Bird ♪
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♪ Bird is the word. ♪
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Who's hungry, huh?
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Broccoli? How dare you!
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Stewie, don't throw
your vegetables.
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"Throw" in quotes.
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I will destroy her for this.
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♪
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What are you working on, Stewie?
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My plan to be rid of Lois
once and for all.
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It's a Terminator robot, living
tissue over metal endoskeleton.
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Why'd you make two versions‐‐
naked or all in leather?
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Brian, I don't expect you
to be able to understand
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all the science stuff.
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What's important is,
the leather robot
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and preteen boy ride away
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on one motorcycle to get away
from society.
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But don't get too worked up.
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The technology is still
years off, even for me.
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I've got a lot of kinks
to work out.
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♪
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- What's this other drawing?
- Oh, that's just a lame
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hand turkey I drew.
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♪
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I was created by Nathan M.
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'Cause there's two other Nathans
in the class!
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♪
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Hey, you're a good‐looking guy.
Want to hang out?
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Affirmative.
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(giggles)
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(giggles robotically)
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("Here Comes the Hotstepper"
playing)
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♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪
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♪ Murderer ♪
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♪ I'm the lyrical gangster ♪
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♪ Murderer ♪
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♪ Excuse me, Mr. Officer ♪
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♪ Murderer ♪
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♪ Still love you like that ♪
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♪ Murderer. ♪
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HOST:
Next up is John Herbert with "Sweet Child of Mine."
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Can you raise it six octaves?
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Okay, this one's for Nathan M.
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♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪
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♪ Surfin' bird. ♪
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♪
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Oh, my goodness,
that's so much better.
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It's the middle of the day.
Shouldn't Peter be at work?
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That's not the fat man.
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That's my Terminator robot.
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What? But you said
the technology was decades away.
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It is. My future self
must have built it
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and sent it back in time
to help me kill Lois.
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Okay, Terminator, kill Lois.
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♪
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What are you doing?
She's in the kitchen.
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(choking)
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(gasping)
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Not me!
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What the devil
is wrong with you?!
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I created you!
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Now I order you to stand down!
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TV ANNOUNCER:We now return to a Tilda Swinton movie.
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Tilda Swinton, huh?
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(vacuum whirs)
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You said it.
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Aah!
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My Terminator robot's
been turned against me!
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But how?
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The only explanation
is that a future enemy
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must have stolen it from me
and sent it back in time
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to kill me as a baby!
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(beeps)
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We've got to get out of here.
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Here are the guns, provisions,
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and that is an Instapot,
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which was going to be
your Christmas gift.
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I'm sorry you saw it.
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Oh. For, like,
cooking soups and whatnot?
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Yeah, I know, it's stupid.
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- Let's go.
- (banging on door)
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Stewie, quick,
grab those sheets!
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Are both of these
Mario Lopez sheets?
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Yeah, I'm all in on Mario Lopez.
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- ♪
- (banging on door)
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♪
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Get on!
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Hey, Peter, check it out.
My new electric wheelchair.
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(yells)
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- ♪
- (tires screech)
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- Hey.
- JOE (echoing): Hey.
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Need a hand?
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That's okay.
I texted Bonnie.
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‐(phone chimes) ‐Uhp, hang on.
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She just texted me
a thumbs down emoji.
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Yeah, I‐I will take that hand.
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Quagmire?
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- (tires screech)
- (horns honking)
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I think we lost him.
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I think so, too.
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Brian, I know the Instapot
was a big whiff,
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but what are your thoughts
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about Williams Sonoma
Belgian waffle makers?
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I guess they're okay.
I'm not really a breakfast guy.
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Fine, Brian, we'll just sit
around the Christmas tree
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writing checks to each other.
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♪
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This guy's relentless.
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Stewie, how much longer
can we keep this up?
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Don't worry. My gas gauge
sticker still says half a tank.
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Hasn't moved in years.
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Ah! Dude.
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Go, go, go!
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(farts)
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♪ Dada, da‐dada ♪
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♪ Dada,
da‐dada ♪
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♪ Dada, da‐dada ♪
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♪ Dada,
da‐dada ♪
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♪ Dada, da‐dada ♪
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(mouth full):
♪ Dada, da‐dada. ♪
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Stewie, what are we gonna do?
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We can't go home, and it's never
gonna stop pursuing us.
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Brian, just calm down.
It's been a long day.
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We're safe here.
Let's just get some sleep.
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You're sure all the rooms
only have one bed?
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Yeah, motel rules.
Man, it sucks.
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You have no idea
how pissed I am about this.
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It looks like someone just
pushed two twin beds together.
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Why don't I go talk
to the manager?
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No, no, no, don't do that!
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I mean... the Terminator.
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(knock on door)
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Champagne and
chocolate‐covered strawberries?
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Yes, put it over there
near the candles.
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(yawns): Well, I'll say,
this has been quite a day.
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I'm ready to hit the sack.
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Dude, this could actually
go down.
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PETER:
Here comes the hotstepper!
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(grunts)
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Bah.
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(grunts)
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(panting)
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We can't go back home.
We got to keep moving.
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I'll need to rent a car.
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- We could get a Yuber.
- A Yuber?
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- Yes, a Yuber.
- It's Uber.
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- That's what I'm saying. Yuber.
- You're adding a "Y."
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- No, that's a "U."
- Say "underwear."
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- Yunderwear.
- Why are we standing here doing this same old bit?
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Because we're doing Terminator,
Brian.
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The greatest nonstop
action‐adventure movie ever.
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The animators need a break.
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Oh, so now they're in charge?
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You know what, you're right.
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Look at that parade.
It's about to explode.
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(explosion, screaming)
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Oh, they're doing it off‐screen.
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(explosion)
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Stewie, those off‐screen
explosions
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- are because of your Terminator.
- (morphing sound)
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Oh, my God, he's morphed himself
into a helicopter,
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- and he's landing
just out of view. - (morphing sound)
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And now he's re‐morphing back
into his human form.
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And now he's walking
normally toward us.
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I created you, damn it.
I command you to stop!
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No!
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- Why didn't you kill me?
- You are Brian Griffin.
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You programmed me to kill
your enemy Stewart Griffin.
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- What?
- You're the future enemy
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who's turned my Terminator
against me?
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But that's impossible.
I‐I'm not your enemy.
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- I'm your best friend.
- (phone rings)
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Best friend, huh?
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Then who's this "Stewie I Like"?
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Well, Mr. Nosy, it's actually
pronounced "Stewie Ee‐lee‐kay."
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He's my Hawaiian ukulele
instructor.
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Hey, Brian, it's 2:00.
Where you at, bruddah?
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I mean, aloha and everything,
but come on, man.
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I'm trying to run
a bidness here.
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You're the one who sent
the Terminator back to kill me?
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How could you, you bastard?!
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Aah, shut him off, shut him off!
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Uh, uh, off.
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Okay, uh, shut down.
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Uh, quit it. Sit!
Bad dog.
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Off the couch.
Get off the couch.
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That's the meanest, worst thing
you can say to anyone.
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Stewie, how could this happen?
We're best friends.
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Sadly, it doesn't appear
we stay that way.
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I found this coin
in his battery box from 2060.
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That must be the year
he was sent from.
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Eric Trump is on it. Ew.
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Stewie, I would never try to‐‐
Really? Ew.
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Brian, we need to go to 2060
to find out what happened.
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That's not your normal time pad.
Where'd you get that?
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I borrowed it
from Rick and Morty.
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They've borrowed plenty from us.
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(lasers firing)
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Oh, my God, it's all true.
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Sir, the Bri‐bots are advancing.
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Brian, look. There I am.
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Why are you wearing
a half shirt?
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Probably 'cause, like,
war and stuff.
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Wait, Stewie,
where are you going?
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I have to talk to myself, Brian,
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and find out what happened.
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Plus, can you imagine
how many likes
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this post gets on Instagram?
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00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,464
Me with future me?
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00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:39,638
That's like "Stewie won
the Internet" good.
257
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BOTH:
Brian?
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00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,353
(gasps)
You're me.
259
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:49,591
Yes. I've come because
my Terminator robot
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00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:50,927
just tried to kill me.
261
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:53,265
What happened?
Brian and I were friends.
262
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,837
He ruined what could have been
a perfect Instagram post
263
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:57,473
with a sarcastic comment.
264
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,177
Ugh, I hate that.
265
00:13:59,243 --> 00:14:01,515
Oh, that reminds me,
I've got to get this pic.
266
00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,261
Wait a minute, what should
we do in the picture?
267
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,555
I don't know, something fun?
268
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,581
Well, the caption is going
to be "Double Trouble,"
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00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,563
so let's work backwards
from there.
270
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,301
♪ Have you heard?
It's in the stars ♪
271
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,741
♪ Next July we collide
with Mars. ♪
272
00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:18,516
So I have to ask.
Is there a Mrs. Stewie Griffin?
273
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,319
Oh, man, I so wanted to.
274
00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:21,865
It's just this war
and whatnot, you know?
275
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,325
No, no, I totally get it.
276
00:14:23,391 --> 00:14:25,663
Wait a minute,
since there's two of us,
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00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,433
this means we can finally...
278
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,836
BOTH:
...catch our own tail.
279
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,673
(growling, grumbling)
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00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,677
‐I got it.
281
00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:34,347
- No, I got it.
- I got it.
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00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:36,251
(grumbling)
283
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:40,392
There they are. Get 'em.
284
00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:46,939
Brian, we've got
to get out of here.
285
00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:52,584
Oh, Stewie, my hero.
286
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,487
Not now, babe. The war.
287
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:56,692
All right, jump,
touch the branch,
288
00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:59,598
send these right back
to Zappos for the refund.
289
00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:06,845
My God, we do become enemies.
That makes me sad.
290
00:15:06,912 --> 00:15:08,883
Look, that future
hasn't happened yet.
291
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:12,524
We can avoid it by protecting
our friendship at all costs.
292
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,393
You're right.
We just need a car,
293
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,906
then we can figure out
how to do this.
294
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,534
Just like the fat man
figured out
295
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,538
how to get into
cosmetology school.
296
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:21,875
Hi, I'm a drug addict
with a child.
297
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:23,546
All right, come on in.
298
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:26,585
And, um, will I be using
the little head rakes?
299
00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:30,392
- You mean combs?
- I have so much to learn.
300
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,866
Hey, love you, buddy.
301
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,570
Love you, too, pal.
302
00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:37,005
See? This is fine.
Friends forever.
303
00:15:37,072 --> 00:15:38,909
We control our own fate.
304
00:15:38,976 --> 00:15:42,751
Yes. Nothing is set in stone.
We make our own decisions.
305
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,725
- Do we really need the heat on?
- It's the defrost.
306
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,596
But whatever it is,
do you really need it on?
307
00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:51,367
If you want me to see
out the window, yes.
308
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,405
Of course, you're the driver.
Sorry.
309
00:15:53,471 --> 00:15:56,344
- Love you, buddy.
- Love you, buddy.
310
00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:06,999
Do you really think
sunflower seeds is
311
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:08,669
the best choice of snack
312
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,616
- while we're trying
not to hate each other? - What?
313
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,577
I'm just thinking
maybe there's a better snack.
314
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,714
That's‐‐ I‐I don't know.
I love you, buddy.
315
00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:16,852
Okay, that's cool.
But maybe you just, uh,
316
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:20,626
let me eat whatever I feel like.
Love you, buddy.
317
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:23,866
My "driving exactly
the speed limit" buddy.
318
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,703
(siren blaring)
319
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:26,981
Damn it. How am I
getting pulled over?
320
00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:28,642
I was driving exactly
the speed limit.
321
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,278
You sure were.
322
00:16:34,888 --> 00:16:37,292
This cop looks like Lois.
323
00:16:37,359 --> 00:16:39,598
(robotic voice):
Hello, Brian.
324
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:42,670
Brian, that's not a cop.
That's a Lois Terminator.
325
00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:46,912
(gunshot)
326
00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,557
Jingle All the Way.
327
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:02,309
Oh, yeah? Watch this.
328
00:17:04,046 --> 00:17:07,286
Uhp, guess I'm back
to the old‐model Terminator.
329
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,891
Artists must've got tired
of drawing the new one.
330
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,931
Yeah, that's it. Punch that one.
331
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:15,670
Look out behind you.
No, behind you.
332
00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:28,629
What the hell is going on?
333
00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:30,866
Future me must have sent her
back to protect me
334
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:33,338
- and kill you.
- (wind whooshing)
335
00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:34,574
Oh, my God, look.
336
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,724
Our future selves must know
337
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,694
we're deprogramming
their Terminators.
338
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:45,896
They're sending back more.
339
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:49,638
Is this the Conover
family reunion?
340
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:51,407
I'm looking around...
341
00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:54,781
This is not.
This is not.
342
00:18:02,897 --> 00:18:04,834
(tires screeching)
343
00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:11,515
Stewie, what the hell
are we gonna do?
344
00:18:11,581 --> 00:18:14,053
Our future selves will continue
sending Terminators back
345
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,958
- to kill us as long
as we're enemies. - (phone chimes)
346
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:20,766
Oh, "Brian Griffin has commented
on your Instagram post."
347
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,880
"When Sally Met Sally"?
What the hell?!
348
00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:29,718
Relax, Stewie.
Take a joke.
349
00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:31,722
Come on, Brian,
an early sarcastic comment
350
00:18:31,788 --> 00:18:33,559
brings likes to a grinding halt.
351
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,529
Oh, my God, your comment
is getting
352
00:18:35,596 --> 00:18:36,765
more likes than the post.
353
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:38,569
Stewie, you can't post
a picture like that.
354
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:40,606
It's so clear you're just
in love with yourself.
355
00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:42,710
Says the guy
who constantly updates
356
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,012
his own Wikipedia page.
357
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,583
That's supposed to be anonymous.
358
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:48,956
- Oh, like all your
alcoholic buddies? - Go to hell!
359
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:50,526
(tires screeching)
360
00:18:50,593 --> 00:18:53,164
- You go to hell.
- (grunting)
361
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,772
Wait, stop.
Don't you see, Brian?
362
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,909
This is it.
This is the rift.
363
00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:01,615
Oh, my God, you're right.
364
00:19:04,821 --> 00:19:07,058
Here come the Terminators.
What do we do?
365
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,531
We've got to show them that
our friendship is unbreakable.
366
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:11,568
That we love each other.
367
00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:15,074
- Brian, we have to kiss.
- Oh, come on, Stewie.
368
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,012
No, no, no, no, no.
I‐I know I can sometimes
369
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,949
do stuff like this,
and again I apologize
370
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:21,096
for what happened at the motel;
that was a big mix‐up.
371
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,592
But the writer in you
knows it's true.
372
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:24,794
All right, fine.
373
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,438
- Stewie...
- I'm doing it for you.
374
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:43,164
- Brian, it's working.
- How much longer?
375
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,201
Sorry, didn't realize
it was such a chore.
376
00:19:50,211 --> 00:19:52,148
What about now?
377
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:53,986
Almost, Brian.
Keep kissing.
378
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,000
STEWIE:
Aw, he got both of us.
379
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:07,780
- ♪ Here comes the hotstepper ♪
- ♪ Murderer ♪
380
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:10,018
- ♪ I'm the lyrical gangster ♪
- ♪ Murderer ♪
381
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,556
- ♪ Excuse me, Mr. Officer ♪
- ♪ Murderer ♪
382
00:20:12,623 --> 00:20:15,796
- ♪ Still love you like that ♪
- ♪ Murderer ♪
383
00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:17,900
♪ Na, na‐na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na‐na ♪
384
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,675
♪ Na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na,
na‐na‐na‐na ♪
385
00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:25,214
♪ Yeah, man, that's how it is ♪
386
00:20:25,281 --> 00:20:27,553
♪ Na, na‐na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na‐na ♪
387
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,895
♪ Na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na,
na‐na‐na‐na. ♪
388
00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:01,654
Good night.
389
00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:04,026
From all of us.
390
00:21:04,092 --> 00:21:07,065
(dramatic rendition
of Family Guy theme playing)
391
00:21:07,115 --> 00:21:11,665
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