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I Thought That Was Three. 7 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:45,898 - Two, Felix. 8 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,766 Two Suspensions. 9 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,434 The First Was In September 10 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,603 For Rewiring The Cheerleaders Fund-Raiser Money 11 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,705 To A Koala Bear Sanctuary. 12 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,910 - Noble Cause, Don'T You Think? 13 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,312 - I Think You Owe An Apology To A Dozen Cheerleaders. 14 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,713 - I Think There Are Two Dozen Koalas 15 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,415 That Would Disagree With That, Gary. 16 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,417 - And Then Again, In October 17 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,486 For Programming The Gym Scoreboard 18 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,189 To Display An Indecent Photo Of Mrs. Jensen. 19 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,526 - Whoo! 20 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,328 - I Think I Did Everyone A Favor With That One. 21 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,363 - I'M Not Gonna Play Games With You, Felix. 22 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,831 Two Suspensions In A Single Semester 23 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,533 Is Unheard Of Here At Eastwood. 24 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,468 - Mr. Truman, I Understand 25 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,938 I'M--I'M Not What You'D Consider An Exemplary Student. 26 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,839 But I Believe I Play A Pivotal Role 27 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,341 In The Operations Of This School. 28 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,677 If I Wasn'T Here To Test The Rules, 29 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,279 How Would The Other Students Even Know They Existed? 30 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,682 - Today I Was Told 31 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,717 That You Hacked The Vending Machines 32 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,452 To Give Out Free Gum To Students. 33 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,920 Is That True? 34 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,655 - Gum? 35 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,857 - Are You Trying To Get Expelled? 36 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,694 - And Deny You The Pleasure Of My Company? 37 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,833 - I'M Expelling You, Felix. 38 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,568 That'S It. 39 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,804 - Wait. Seriously? 40 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,806 - That Was Your Third Strike. 41 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,243 - So That Means I-I Can'T Come To Class Anymore? 42 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,412 - Oh, You'Ll Never Set Foot In The School Again. 43 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,449 - Gary... 44 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,351 I Don'T Know How To Thank You. 45 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:20,726 ¶ ¶ 46 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,461 Incredible. 47 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,463 I Spent My Whole School Career Trying To Ditch Class, 48 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,466 And They Punish Me By Giving Me An Early Retirement. 49 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,735 Right Now Mr. Truman Is About To Call My Mom 50 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:30,836 To Let Her Know About My Expulsion. 51 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,043 I Can'T Let That Happen. 52 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,912 - Oh! Oh! 53 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,718 - On Average, An Eastwood High Fire Drills Take 11 Minutes. 54 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,454 I Only Need 10. 55 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,058 - Yo, Felix! 56 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,027 - Danny Boy. What'S Up, Buddy? 57 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,695 - You Pulled The Fire Alarm Again? 58 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,563 - Of Course. Did I Get You Out Of That Trig Test? 59 00:04:58,565 --> 00:04:59,965 - You Got Me Out Of The Trig Test. 60 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,867 - Timed It Perfectly. - Yeah. 61 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,468 Yo, I Heard You Got Suspended. 62 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,304 - Nope, Expelled. 63 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,672 - Whoa, What? Are You Serious? - Yeah. 64 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,040 - Dude, Your Parents Are Gonna Kill You. 65 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,742 - Only If They Find Out, And They Won'T. 66 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,312 - What Makes You Say That? - We'Ll Talk Soon. 67 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,747 I Got A Take An Important Call In Eight And A Half Minutes. 68 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,350 - You'Re Insane! 69 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:29,861 - I Programmed My Mom'S Phone 70 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,863 To Forward Her Calls To My Skype Account. 71 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,965 When Mr. Truman Calls, I'Ll Just-- 72 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,337 Excuse Me. I Got To Take This. 73 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,475 Hello? 74 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,043 Expelled? 75 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,812 - Expelled, Mrs. O'Neil. 76 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,747 We Have A Three-Strike Policy Here At Eastwood, 77 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,716 And That Was His Third Strike. 78 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,485 - What Are We Gonna Do With Him? 79 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,053 - What Are We Gonna Do With Him? 80 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,688 - Who, Me? 81 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,056 - No, Not You. 82 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,691 Ben. 83 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,560 - What Happened? I Thought He Was Improving. 84 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,562 - His Grades Are Getting Worse. 85 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,665 - Last Year, My Brother, Ben, Forged A Report Card. 86 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,367 When My Parents Found Out, They Sent Him 87 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,535 To The Mountain Disciplinary Academy. 88 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,671 Located In The Foot Hills Of Montana, 89 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,840 It'S More Of A Jail Than A School. 90 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,475 There'S Bar On Windows, 91 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:17,943 Wardens Instead Of Teachers. 92 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:21,680 I Heard It Smells Like Butthole. 93 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,716 - He Got A 1.7 Gpa. 94 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,885 Unbelievable. 95 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,154 - What About You, Felix? How Are Things At School? 96 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,623 - Things Are Great. I Aced My Trig Test. 97 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,724 - There You Go. 98 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,559 - Wow. Great Job, Kiddo. 99 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,428 - Yep. Studied For It All Week. 100 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,096 - I Like To Hear That. - Yes. 101 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:41,867 - Diane Says The Report Cards Are Coming Out In A Few Days. 102 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:46,538 - Mm, And What Kind Of Grades Can We Expect To See? 103 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,173 - Lots Of "A"S. 104 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,643 - Aw. 105 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,179 - Looks Like I'M Gonna Need A New Report Card. 106 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,087 Getting A Decent Report Card Here At Eastwood 107 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,822 Is Pretty Difficult... 108 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,425 Slightly More Difficult When You'Ve Been Expelled. 109 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,659 There Are Only Seven People 110 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,528 With The Power To Print A Report Card. 111 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,630 Just One Of Them Is A Student. 112 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,098 She'S Mr. Truman'S T.A. 113 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,568 She Also Happens To Be My Bitter Ex-Girlfriend. 114 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,971 - Someone'S Coming. 115 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,040 - I Do Not Have Time To Talk To You. 116 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,909 - You Haven'T Heard What I Want Talk About. 117 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,745 - Now We'Ve Already Talked More Than I Wanted. 118 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,979 - I Need A Report Card. 119 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,615 - Then I Suggest Going Back To School, 120 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,484 Preferably Somewhere Far From Here. 121 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,685 - Ouch. 122 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,487 Or You Could Just Print One For Me. 123 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,622 No. 124 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,025 - Um, Weren'T You Expelled? 125 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,494 - Um, Yeah. 126 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,196 - Can You Please Go? 127 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:47,466 - Any Reason You Keep Covering Stacy'S Anti-Bullying Postings? 128 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,901 - I Want To Win. - I Can Help With That. 129 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,003 I Don'T Think So. 130 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,772 - Oh, Come On. 131 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,240 We Both Know I Can. 132 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,809 - Vanessa, Don'T. He'S Trouble. 133 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:00,679 - Can You Finish This For Me? 134 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,215 Sure. 135 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,784 - Bye. 136 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:11,656 - So Stacy'S Favored To Win This Thing. 137 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,758 Yeah, I Figured. 138 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,060 - So How Do I Beat Her? 139 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,629 - Oh, It'S Actually Really Simple. 140 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,097 Just Hand Out Cute Little Marshmallows 141 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,099 With Your Name On Them. - Do I Need To Slap You? 142 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,534 - Hey, Guys? 143 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,135 Could You Possibly Get Off The Stairs? 144 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,737 You'Re In The Shot. 145 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,273 - It Blows My Mind That People Like Her So Much. 146 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,108 - Hey, Hey, Come Over Here. 147 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,177 I'Ll Interview You For My Bullying Segment. 148 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,079 - I Want You To End Her. 149 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,814 - That Can Be Arranged. 150 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,249 Can You Get Me My Report Card? 151 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,684 - Yes, I Can Get You A Report Card. 152 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,787 - Great. I'Ll Take Straight "A"S, Please. 153 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,823 - Do You Have The Slightest Clue As To How Much Work 154 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,725 Goes Into Getting Straight "A"S? 155 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,527 - Mm...Don'T Care. 156 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,928 I'Ll Take Straight "A"S, Please. 157 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,664 - Done. What'S The Plan? 158 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,666 - All It Takes Is A Single Tweet. 159 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,967 - Roxy? 160 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,202 - Roxy. 161 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,671 Meet Roxy. 162 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,542 Roxy Is Infamous For Ruining The Lives Of Students 163 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,010 With Vicious Rumors. 164 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,179 I Am No Exception. 165 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,216 "Leave It To Felix O'Neil To Creep On The Girl'S Bathroom 166 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,651 "Through A Hole On The Ceiling. 167 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,720 #Peepingtom." 168 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,123 It All Happened When Vanessa And I Were Dating Freshman Year. 169 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,559 After School, I Tried To Break Into The Library 170 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,728 To Borrow A New P.C. 171 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,765 Aah! 172 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,135 This Isn'T The Boys' Bathroom. 173 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,039 - A Single Tweet Caused The Bitter End 174 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:38,743 Of My Sweet, Sweet Relationship With Vanessa. 175 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:49,754 ¶ ¶ 176 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,062 Danny! 177 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,264 What Are You Doing Here? 178 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,366 - I Need Help With Something. 179 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,101 - Seriously, Though, 180 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,803 Where The Hell Did You Just Come From? 181 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,037 - The Window. 182 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,974 - You Scared Me Half To Death, Man. 183 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,076 Oh! - I Apologize. 184 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,345 I Need You To Help Me Hack Into Roxy. 185 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,246 - And I Need You To Shut Your Mouth. 186 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,848 How'S That? Cool. 187 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,783 - Is There A Problem Here? 188 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,953 - Uh, Yeah, There Is A Problem. 189 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,655 I Don'T Like Hacking Into Things 190 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,257 That Can Tweet My Social Life Out Of Existence. 191 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,126 - No. Yeah, Yeah, But That'S The Thing. 192 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,763 If We Had Roxy'S Password, We Could Control The Tweets. 193 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,132 - Go On. 194 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,802 - We Could Delete Them Or... 195 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,171 Post Them. 196 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,775 - We Can Post Them? 197 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,344 I Mean, I Guess It Wouldn'T Hurt To Just Get The Password. 198 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,780 - Yes, Exactly! Do Your Thing, Man. 199 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,649 Do Your Thing. 200 00:10:53,654 --> 00:11:01,660 ¶ ¶ 201 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,171 How'S It Coming? 202 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,242 - You May Want To Sit Down For This. 203 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,212 Password Acquired. 204 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,415 And I Also Found Roxy'S I.P. Address. 205 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,183 - You Got The I.P. Address? How? 206 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,718 - Worked A Little Bit Of My Magic 207 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,986 And Found A Back Door Into Twitter. 208 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,220 - Are You Kidding? - Nope. 209 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,457 Nearly Pooped My Pants From Excitement. 210 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,893 I Know Roxy'S True Identity. 211 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,194 - Shut Up And Show Me. 212 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,133 Holy... 213 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,269 Crap. 214 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:48,440 - I Heard It Said That Bullying Creates Bullies-- 215 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,241 A Vicious Cycle That Will Continue 216 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,011 Until Someone Makes A Stand Against It. 217 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,081 I Am Here To Make That Stand. 218 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,816 When You Vote Today, 219 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:01,286 Remember I Am Here To Make Eastwood High Bully-Free. 220 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,723 Thank You. Thank You, Guys. 221 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,291 Vote Stacy. 222 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,226 - These People Need To Know The Truth. 223 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,728 - We Need To Expose Her. 224 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730 - Let'S Just Beat Her To Death. 225 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,364 - She'Ll Lose The Race If She Is Exposed. 226 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200 - She'Ll Lose The Race If We Beat Her To Death. 227 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,936 - Vanessa, Would You Relax A Little Bit? 228 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,004 - Fine. How Do We Expose Her? 229 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,273 - With This. 230 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,476 - We Put A Video On There With All Of The Information 231 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,878 Linking Stacy To Roxy. 232 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,947 - We'Re Gonna Patch Into The School'S Tv System. 233 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,182 Then We'Re Gonna Broadcast It Live To The Entire School 234 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,751 During The Video Announcements. 235 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,819 - Excuse Me. 236 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,488 What The Hell Are You Doing Here? 237 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,089 - Hi, Gary. 238 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,858 - What Do I Have To Do To Get Through To You? 239 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,226 Do I Need To Call The Police? 240 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,094 - I Don'T Think That'Ll Be Necessary. 241 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,063 - What Are You Planning To Do With This, Huh? 242 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,397 - Uh, That'S Just A School Project 243 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,799 That I'Ve Been Working On. 244 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,200 - Yeah, Another One Of Your Pranks? 245 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,970 - No, I Just-- - Listen To Me Very Carefully. 246 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,105 If I See You On My Campus Again, 247 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,406 I'Ll Have You In Handcuffs 248 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,443 In Front Of All Your Little Friends. 249 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,012 Do You Understand? 250 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,219 ¶ ¶ 251 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,854 - Sure. - Leave... 252 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,856 Now. 253 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,062 - We Need Another Copy Of That Video Before The Announcements. 254 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,564 - It'S Impossible. 255 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,167 It Would Take Hours To Run Home And Render A New One. 256 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,501 There'S Just Not Enough Time. 257 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,970 - But The Student Body Votes Today. 258 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,205 - Yeah. 259 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,440 I Think You'Re Boned. 260 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,176 - And That Solves The Mystery 261 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,944 Of Our Faulty Fire-Alarm System. 262 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,214 Up Next, An Anti-Bullying Segment From Stacy Richards. 263 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,216 - At Eastwood High There Is One Bully 264 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,352 That Has Caused More Torment Than Any Other--Roxy. 265 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,454 If I'M Elected, I Will Stop At Nothing 266 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,824 To Bring Roxy To Justice. 267 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826 - I Can Help With That. 268 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,994 Good Morning, Eastwood High. 269 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,363 It Is My Genuine Pleasure To Reveal The True Identity 270 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,399 Of The Anonymous Cyber Bully, Known As... 271 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,267 Roxy. 272 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,536 - He Must'Ve Patched Into The System. 273 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,305 But How Did He Get On Tv? 274 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,106 - He'S Doing It Live. 275 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,243 - And Basically, I'M Gonna Screw Her. 276 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,512 - What The Hell Is This? - Shh. 277 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,348 - Behind Me Is Roxy'S I.P. Address, 278 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,217 Which I Acquired By A Brute-Force Hacking 279 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,852 Of The Twitter Account. 280 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,486 If Stacy Richards Is Truly Searching For Roxy, 281 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,589 She Doesn'T Have To Search Very Far. 282 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:21,593 - He'S In The Cheerleaders' Closet. 283 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,429 - This Is Stacy Richards' I.P. Address-- 284 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,165 A Perfect Match With The One Associated With... 285 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,466 Roxy! 286 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,274 - Open It. 287 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,010 Oh, For The Love Of God, Come On! 288 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,383 Oh! 289 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,655 - Aah! 290 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:04,903 ¶ ¶ 291 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,271 - So Here It Is, Folks-- 292 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,307 Straight "A"S, Courtesy Of My Girl Vanessa. 293 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,513 - What You Got There? 294 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,548 Are Those Your Grades? 295 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,584 - Uh... 296 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,186 Nope, It'S Vanessa'S Death Certificate. 297 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,488 - Felix. 298 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,189 Are Those Your Grades? 299 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,992 - Uh... 300 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,029 - Felix! 301 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,330 Hey! 302 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,133 Hey, Mister, You Just Don'T Take Off. 303 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,535 - I Probably Could'Ve Handled That Better, 304 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,170 But One Thing Is Certain, 305 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,372 My Parents Must Never See That Report Card, 306 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,974 For If They Do, 307 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,210 They'Ll Simultaneously Crap Their Pants. 308 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,349 - Oh! 309 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,217 - Most Parents Would Consider Disowning You 310 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,485 For An "F" On Your Report Card. 311 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,487 Seven "F"S Is A Different Story. 312 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,990 That Right There Is A Death Sentence. 313 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,535 What Is This? 314 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,537 - It'S Your Report Card, Silly. - Funny. 315 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,706 I Distinctly Remember Asking For Straight "A"S. 316 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,507 Those Appear To Be "F"S. 317 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,243 - Hmm, Looks Like You Got The Report Card You Deserve. 318 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,045 - This Is What I Deserve For Helping You? 319 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,747 - You'Ve Never Worked For Anything In Your Life, 320 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,982 Have You, Felix? 321 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,650 - What Are You Talking About? 322 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119 - You Can'T Expect To Walk Out Of Here In The Top Percentile 323 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,654 Without Ever Applying Yourself. 324 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,622 I'M Not Gonna Help You Cheat Your Way To The Top. 325 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,291 - Are You Insane? 326 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,126 I Helped You Cheat Your Way Into The Presidency. 327 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,761 - I Earned That Presidency. 328 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,397 I'Ve Been Working Towards It For The Last Three Years. 329 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,399 Do You Have Any Idea How Hard I Worked? 330 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,235 - I'M Gonna Give You Five Minutes To Fix My Report Card. 331 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,139 Fix It! - Or What? 332 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,574 What'S Gonna Happen If I Don'T? 333 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,743 - Use Your Imagination. 334 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,711 - Two Minutes To Curtain. 335 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,115 - So How Do You Want To Play This? 336 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,550 - Excuse Me. I Have A Play To Star In, 337 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,419 But Good Luck With The Report Card. 338 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,188 I'M Sure Your Parents Will Be Really Proud. 339 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,029 - Anyone Can Be A Jerk, 340 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,664 But Vanessa Makes It In Art Form. 341 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,333 She'S A Rare Breed, 342 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,168 An Innovator. 343 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,571 That Straight-F Report Card Was Her Crowning Achievement. 344 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:28,546 ¶ ¶ 345 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,484 - ¶ I Close My Eyes ¶ 346 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,188 ¶ I Surrender ¶ 347 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,491 ¶ To You ¶ 348 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,563 ¶ I Lie Awake These Sleepless Nights ¶ 349 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:51,636 ¶ You Walked Away And Took My Life ¶ 350 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,075 Get Off The Stage. 351 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,476 What Are You Doing? 352 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,779 - ¶ You Betrayed Me ¶ 353 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,450 ¶ You Betrayed Me ¶ 354 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,219 - ¶ All I Wanted ¶ 355 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,622 ¶ Was One Last Kiss ¶ 356 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,559 - ¶ You Got It, Baby ¶ 357 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,695 ¶ Kiss This Booty ¶ 358 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,430 - ¶ Oh ¶ 359 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:24,168 ¶ What Does Your Heart Tell You? ¶ 360 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,570 - It'S Him. - ¶ My Heart Tells Me ¶ 361 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:30,308 ¶ That You'Re A Traitorous Butt-Munch ¶ 362 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,844 - Take Off The Mask! 363 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,848 - ¶ The Mask Stays On ¶ 364 00:18:53,733 --> 00:19:00,204 ¶ ¶ 365 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:11,215 ¶ ¶ 366 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,324 Hey, Guys. 367 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,526 - Where Were You? 368 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,427 - I Was At School. - "At School"? 369 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,629 Why? 370 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,930 - What'S Going On, Felix? 371 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,732 - I Was... 372 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,468 Gonna Explain That To You. 373 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,605 - What Is This? 374 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,874 - The School Play-- I'M In It. 375 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,578 - You Never Told Me About A School Play. 376 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,946 - Yeah, The Premiere Was Tonight, 377 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,249 And I Totally Forgot. 378 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185 - And... 379 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,354 That'S Why You Ran Off Like You Did Before? 380 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,256 - That Is Correct. 381 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,258 - So... 382 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,762 What Character Were You Playing? 383 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,865 - The Clown... 384 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,333 Wizard. 385 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,769 - "The Clown Wizard"? 386 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,571 - Yeah, People Love Me. 387 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,508 - "Musical"? 388 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,376 I Didn'T Know You Could Sing. 389 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,844 - Yeah, I Do. 390 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,847 I Do Sing A Little. - Yeah, Well... 391 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,319 Sing Us Something. Sing Us Something From The Play. 392 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,921 - Well, I-I Don'T-- I Don'T--I Can'T-- 393 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,224 - Yeah, This Just Doesn'T Make Any Sense. 394 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,526 - ¶ I Am The Wizard ¶ 395 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:33,331 ¶ A Clown Wizard ¶ 396 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,509 - Hey, Honey. - Good Morning, Mom. 397 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,745 - Listen... 398 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,716 It Was Unfair Of Me To Be Like That Last Night. 399 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,551 I'M Sorry. - It'S Cool, Mom. 400 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,854 Don'T Worry About It. I Understand. 401 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:01,025 - I Am Just Anxious To See Your Grades, That'S All. 402 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,994 - There'S Really Nothing To Be Anxious About. 403 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,829 They Just Haven'T Sent Them Out Yet. 404 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,431 - Maybe Yours Were Sent To The Wrong Address. 405 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,400 - Possibly. 406 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,502 - I Should Talk To Someone Over There. 407 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,870 - No. - I'Ll Take You To School. 408 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,338 - No, It'S Fine. I'Ll Just Ride My Bike. 409 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,606 - Are You Sure? - Yep. 410 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,409 I Need The Exercise Anyways. 411 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,280 - Have A Good Day. - Will Do, Daddy-O. 412 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,649 - And Don'T Be Late. - Impossible! 413 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:35,660 ¶ ¶ 414 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,623 Ever Had A Snow Day? 415 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,391 Pretty Cool, Right? 416 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,592 You Get The Whole Day Off 417 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,662 Because Of Some Wretched Weather. 418 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,032 Being Expelled Is Kind Of Like That... 419 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,105 Except The Weather'S Awesome. 420 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,910 Your Life Is A Never-Ending Series 421 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,914 Of Missed Opportunities. 422 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:34,852 At Any Given Moment, You Are Completely Surrounded By Them. 423 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,923 You Just Got To Know Where To Look. 424 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,997 This Room, For Example-- 425 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,799 What Do You See? 426 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,067 Anything? 427 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,536 Time'S Up. 428 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,505 Here'S What You Might'Ve Missed-- 429 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,641 $4.67 Under The Couch Cushion... 430 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,712 Decorative Boomerang Bought By My Dad, 431 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,981 Never Been Thrown A Single Time-- 432 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,850 Shame. 433 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,685 You Think This Is Just For Blowing Leaves? 434 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,522 Think Again! 435 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,398 Opportunities-- They'Re All Around You... 436 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,401 Unless You'Re In History Class. 437 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,617 ¶ ¶ 438 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,838 Hey, There. - Hi. 439 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,640 Nice Robe. 440 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,642 - Thank You. 441 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,577 It'S, Uh, $18.50. 442 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,546 - One Second. 443 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,881 Um... 444 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,650 - You Look Familiar. 445 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,851 Do You Go To Eastwood? 446 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,553 - Yeah, I Used To... 447 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,054 Till I Got Expelled. 448 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,590 - That'S Right-- For The Pranks. 449 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,759 I Liked Your Work With The Koala Bears. 450 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,160 - Thank You. 451 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,729 - Uh, It'S $18.50. 452 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,965 - You Think You Could Help Me Get That Down? 453 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,000 - Um... 454 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,037 That Depends On How Much You'Re Gonna Tip Me. 455 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:37,107 - Does $4.67 Tickle Your Fancy? 456 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:44,148 Almost--It'S About A Foot To The Left. 457 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,649 Come On, You Got It. 458 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,218 - Really? Am I Almost There? 459 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,487 - Yeah, Almost There. Just Jump--Jump A Little Higher. 460 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,522 Oh! 461 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,190 You Almost Hit Me. - I Did? 462 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,892 Good. 463 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,894 - Oh, That Was So Close. 464 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,529 You Got This. 465 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,498 - One More, One More, One More. Wait. It'S Fine. 466 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,665 Go Ahead. 467 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,900 Yes! 468 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,802 - Oh! 469 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,537 - Well... 470 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,771 There Goes Your Tip. 471 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:10,975 What? 472 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,677 No, Stop. I'M Kidding. Stop. 473 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,517 I Like Her. 474 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,523 These Grades Right Here 475 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,058 Are A One-Way Ticket To Montana. 476 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,660 If I Don'T Turn These "F"S Into "A"S, 477 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:33,230 My Vacation'S Gonna End Very Quickly. 478 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,598 - Yo. 479 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,634 How'S Early Retirement? 480 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,202 - Incredible. 481 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,104 I Got To Be Honest With You. 482 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,705 I'M Pretty Envious. 483 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,808 - I Would Be Too. Pizza? 484 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,745 - What'S The Catch? - "Catch"? 485 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,581 - Yeah, You Show Up To My House Unexpected, There'S A Catch. 486 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,684 - No... Just Pizza. 487 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:57,788 - I Swear To God, Man, If There Are Any Catches, 488 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,223 I'M Gonna Slap You In The Mouth. 489 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,959 - Zero Catches. 490 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,161 - Okay. 491 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,763 All Right. 492 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,569 Okay, Cool. 493 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,939 - I Need You To Help Me Break Into The School. 494 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,008 - Pizza Slap! 495 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:29,019 ¶ ¶ 496 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,258 No. This Is Insane. 497 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,360 - Which Part? 498 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,761 - All Of It. 499 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,330 All--All Of It Is Insane. 500 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:42,066 - Can You Be More Specific? 501 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,234 - Yeah. 502 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,670 You Want To Destroy The School'S Security Camera 503 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,707 With Super String - "Super String"? 504 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,609 Who Calls It That? 505 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,978 - I Don'T--Whatever It'S Called, We'Re Not Using It. 506 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,313 - Fine. Would You Rather Use Spray Paint? 507 00:26:56,315 --> 00:27:01,185 - No, I'D Rather Not Have A Plan That Hinges On Sprayable String. 508 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,320 - Okay. Anything Else? 509 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,623 - Uh, Yeah, Step One-- 510 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,625 I'M Not Stealing The Janitor'S Keys. 511 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,059 I Mean, The Guy Looks Like Jeffrey Dahmer. 512 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,761 Come On. 513 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,364 That Dude'S A Sweetheart. 514 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:16,033 So You In? 515 00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,202 I Can'T Do This Without You, Man. 516 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:21,138 - I Will Help You Hack The Grading System 517 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,774 Under One Condition. - Which Is? 518 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,676 - We Need To Change My Biology Grade. 519 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,811 - Why? What'D You Get? - I'M Failing... 520 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,913 So Is Half Of The Entire Class. 521 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,949 - We'Ll Just Have To Change Your Grade, Then. 522 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,221 - Who Are We Gonna Get The Security Code From? 523 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:40,758 - I Hear The Assistant Librarian Has It. 524 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,061 - Who Is The Assistant Librarian? 525 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,997 - Stacy Richards... 526 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,365 Or Should I Say "Roxy"? 527 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,000 - You Can'T Be Here. You'Re Expelled. 528 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,436 - And You'Re Suspended, So That Makes Two Of Us. 529 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,772 - I'M Still Allowed To Participate 530 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,106 In Extracurricular Activities. 531 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,307 - Well, Perfect, 'Cause I Got 532 00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:00,778 A Great Extracurricular Activity For You. 533 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,147 - Mrs. Taylor. - Aw, You'Re Turning Me In? 534 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,249 - Mrs. Taylor? - Sure You Want To Do That? 535 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,818 I Can Give You Straight "A"S. - I Already Have Straight "A"S. 536 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,219 - Yeah, But What Good Are Straight "A"S 537 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,155 When You Have A Suspension On Your Record? 538 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:14,224 - Yes, Hon. 539 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,460 - I Could Make That Disappear, You Know. 540 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,295 - What Is It, Stacy? 541 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,831 - Your Record Would Be Completely Clean. 542 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,769 - Never Mind. 543 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,310 What Exactly Do You Need From Me? 544 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,878 - The Keys To The School 545 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,047 And The Code For The Alarm System, Please. 546 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,983 - What Makes You Think I Have Either Of Those Things? 547 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,452 - Because Those Things Are Necessary 548 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:42,986 For Assistant Librarians 549 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,723 To Open The Library On Saturday Morning. 550 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,133 - It'S The One That Says "Do Not Copy". 551 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:59,970 - Yes, I Know Which One It Is. Thank You. 552 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:03,207 What Do You Plan To Do With It Exactly? 553 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,942 - Copy It. 554 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,877 - No, Stupid, I Mean, What Is Your Course Of Action? 555 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,847 - Well... 556 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,749 Due To New Security Measures, 557 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,217 My Colleague And I Have Determined 558 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,385 That It Is Impossible To Hack The Grading System 559 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,221 From The Outside. 560 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,989 We Need Access To Truman'S Computer, 561 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,525 And For That, We Will Need One Key 562 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:25,462 And One Security System Code, Which Is...? 563 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,899 1,036. 564 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,802 - Oh! Like The Number Of Parties You Missed. 565 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,404 - Or The Number Of Jobs You Won'T Qualify For. 566 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,507 - Ouch. 567 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:52,089 - Felix? - Hey, Mom. 568 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,792 - It'S Late, Honey. What'S Going On? 569 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,927 - Uh, Just A Chemistry Project... 570 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,929 For School, School Chemistry. 571 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,265 - "Chemistry"? - Yeah. 572 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,402 - Is This A... 573 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,870 - Smoke Bomb. 574 00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,405 - Yeah. - Yes. 575 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,107 Yes, It Is. 576 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,110 - All Right, Well, Don'T Go Blowing Yourself Up 577 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,812 Or Anything. - I Won'T. 578 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,281 - And Get To Bed At A Reasonable Hour. 579 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,428 Danny. 580 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,101 What Are You Wearing? 581 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:41,138 - Me? I'M Dressed Like A Normal Human. 582 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,140 You? - Well... 583 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,243 I'M Wearing Black Stuff, B-Burglary Stuff. 584 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,111 - You Can'T Do That. 585 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,447 - Why Can I Not Do That? 586 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,549 - Are You Robbing A Bank? 587 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,884 - What? 588 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:57,020 - Are You? - Maybe I Am. 589 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,622 - Oh, Then By All Means, Dress Like That. 590 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,058 I'M Just Wondering Where Your Big Money Bag Is 591 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,292 With The Dollar Sign On It? 592 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,961 - Oh, Oh. 593 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,462 You'Re So Funny, Yeah, Let Me Go-- 594 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,966 I'M Gonna Go Do That Real Quick. I'Ll Do That. 595 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,445 - Okay, Wait. Hold Up, Hold Up, Hold Up . 596 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,513 Can We--Can We Think About This For Just A Split Second? 597 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,984 Like, We'Re About To Commit A-A Legit Crime Right Now. 598 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:31,355 Do You Understand The Gravity Of The Situation At All? 599 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,624 Okay, I Take That As A No. Great. 600 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,259 Ow. Oh. 601 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,198 All Right, All Right, All Right. 602 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,591 What The Hell, Man? I Told You-- 603 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,426 No Super String. 604 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,562 - What Is It With You And Super String? 605 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,231 - Nothing. You Know What? Let'S Just-- 606 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,499 We'Ll Forget About It. 607 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,234 - No, No. What, What? Whoa, Wait. 608 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:22,205 Do You Have, Like, Some Dark History With String? 609 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,174 Were Your Parents Killed By Strings? 610 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,710 - No, You Douche. I Am Allergic To Latex. 611 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,379 I Can'T Be Around Super String 'Cause It Burns My Skin. 612 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:33,483 - Relax. I'M Just Gonna Black Out The Camera. 613 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054 - Oh, My God! I'M So Sorry! 614 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,355 - This Is My Nightmare. - Shh! 615 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,723 - This Is My Nightmare! It'S Everywhere! 616 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,391 - I'M Sorry. I'M Sorry. 617 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,593 - The Knot Was On The Wrong Way. - Oh, I Bet It Was. 618 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,362 - Are You Good? 619 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,664 - Yeah, Oh, I'M Perfectly Fine, You Moron. 620 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,738 How Many Times... - Shh. 621 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,540 - Did I Say It? I Said, "No Super String"! 622 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,241 Jeez. - I Am Sorry. 623 00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,609 I Didn'T Know. - Oh, "You'Re Sorry. 624 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,611 You Didn'T Know." 625 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,716 - Ready? 626 00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:09,086 Yeah, I'M Ready. 627 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,128 - Yeah. 628 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,130 Boom Town. 629 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,599 - Don'T Celebrate Yet, Man. 630 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,168 - Hey, Hey. 631 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,037 Don'T Make Me Use This, Bro. 632 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,539 - Are You Looking To Get Punched In The Balls Today? 633 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,241 Don'T-- Hey! 634 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:32,442 No. Felix. 635 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:36,113 No! Don'T! Felix, No! 636 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,455 What? - I Can'T Do It. 637 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,057 He'Ll Wake Up. 638 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,625 - So How Are We Gonna Move The Laptop? 639 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,528 - We Don'T Have To. 640 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:30,100 - Where Did You Even Find This? - I Got It From Truman'S Desk. 641 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,768 Shh. 642 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,717 - And... 643 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,252 Got It. 644 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,821 - You'Re A Wizard, Danny. 645 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,856 - You Know It, Bitch. 646 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,094 - What Are You Doing? 647 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,696 - I'M Bugging His Computer To Keep Tabs On Him. 648 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,467 - "Keep Tabs"? - Yeah. 649 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,535 If He Figures Out That We Tampered With The Grades, 650 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,870 We'Re Gonna Want To Know About It. 651 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,572 - Ah, Got It. 652 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,273 - Now Let'S Change Your Biology Grade. 653 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,577 - Yes, Let'S Do That. 654 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,687 Okay, What Gpa Do You Want? 655 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,689 - 3.5 Should Be Good. 656 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,291 - 4.0 Coming Right Up. 657 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,260 Really? 658 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,429 - Yeah. What, You Don'T Want Straight "A"S? 659 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,364 - All Right. Do It. 660 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,833 4.0 It Is. 661 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:48,211 There It Is-- Straight "A"S, Baby. 662 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,479 - Crap, I Got To Put This Back. 663 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,780 - Oh, No Way, Man. 664 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,215 It'S Mine Now. 665 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,284 - I Got To Put It Back On His Desk. 666 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,520 He'S Gonna Know We Were Here. 667 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,401 - What Are You Doing Here, Felix? 668 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,769 - What Are You Doing Here, Mr. Truman? 669 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,304 It'S 2:00 In The Morning. 670 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,373 - Uh-Huh. Waiting For The Police To Arrive. 671 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,811 What Brings You Here This Time-- Stealing Computers Again? 672 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,381 - I Think I'M Gonna Have To Break Your Window, Mr. Truman. 673 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,950 - If You Think That'Ll Help, Son, Knock Yourself Out. 674 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,837 What Do You Want, Felix? 675 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,207 - If You Could Let Me Go, That'D Be Great. 676 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:54,678 - No, No, No. I Mean, What Is It That You Want, Huh? 677 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,280 What Kind A Future Do You See For Yourself? 678 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,852 Have You Ever Even Thought About It? 679 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:06,690 - I Know What I Don'T Want. 680 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:10,327 I Don'T Want A Seat Behind A Desk For The Next Six Years... 681 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:14,631 So I Can Get A Job And Sit Behind A Desk For The Next 40. 682 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,499 I'M Trying To Live... 683 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,269 Every Second Of My Life To The Fullest. 684 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,971 And... 685 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:24,474 You'Re Making That Really Difficult, Mr. Truman. 686 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,448 - Police, Open Up! 687 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:36,920 - He'S Over Here, Officer. 688 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,723 - Put Your Hands Behind Your Back. 689 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,812 Very Rarely Do I Say This, 690 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:07,751 But I Am, Without A Doubt, 100% Boned This Time. 691 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,621 On The Bright Side, 692 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:15,325 Montana Can'T Be Much Worse Than This. 693 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:18,428 This Could Be Difficult To Explain To My Parents. 694 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,830 What Do You Think? 695 00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,470 I Never Planned To End Up Like My Brother. 696 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,709 - Your Dad'S Here To Pick You Up. 697 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,511 - Excellent. 698 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,948 - Come On Out. 699 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,822 - Hey, There, Son. 700 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,761 - Mr. O'Neil? 701 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,465 - Do You Happen To Have A Moist Towelette, By Chance? 702 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,334 - Your Son'S In A Lot Of Trouble. 703 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,635 - What? 704 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,603 Felix, I Am Disappointed In You, Son! 705 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,405 Super, Super Disappointed! 706 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:05,608 - I'M So Sorry, Dad. 707 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,646 - Ready, Son? - Yep. 708 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,482 - All Right, Then. See You. 709 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,988 - You Know, I Was Expecting You 710 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,558 To Be A Little Bit More Upset, Dad. 711 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,926 Or Can I Call You "Ben" Now? 712 00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,831 - It'S Good To See You, Little Bro. 713 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,499 - Seriously. 714 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,468 I Missed You, Man. - I Missed You Too. 715 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,969 How Did You Know Is Me? 716 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,838 - I Mean, It Wasn'T Hard To Recognize You, 717 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,674 Even With That Little Creep-Stache. 718 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,109 What Made You Think That Would Work? 719 00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,845 - It Did Work, And You'Re Welcome. 720 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:45,849 - Sorry, I Just--I Just Can'T Believe He Bought It. 721 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,717 What Are You Doing Here, Anyway? 722 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,887 - Well, That One Is Kind Of Hard To Explain. 723 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,455 I Haven'T Really Told Mom And Dad Yet 724 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,458 About The Whole "Great Escape" Thing, So... 725 00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,829 - You Okay There? - Yeah. 726 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,998 - I Know A Shortcut. 727 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:06,636 - My Brother'S A Different Class Of Troublemaker. 728 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,805 He'S Been Caught More Times Than I Can Count, 729 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:12,742 But He Always Manages To Power Through. 730 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,911 He'S A Veteran Rule-Breaker. 731 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,679 Me? 732 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,815 I Prefer A More Subtle Approach. 733 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,417 - Oh, Yeah. 734 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,452 Mm. - Come On. 735 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,657 - I Got To Say-- 736 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,860 You Definitely Save My Ass From The Mountain Academy. 737 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,596 - Yeah, You Don'T Want To Go There. 738 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,998 - So... 739 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,866 How Did You Escape? 740 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,602 Isn'T That Place, Like, Maximum Security? 741 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,572 - To Be Honest, It Was Pretty Easy. 742 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,874 - How? 743 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,010 - I Shipped Myself Out. 744 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:52,182 Last Semester I Got A Job In The Mail Room. 745 00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:54,651 Every Monday I Would Sort Through Everybody'S Letters 746 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,020 From A Giant Sack. 747 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,923 The Other Kids Starting Calling Me "Sack Boy." 748 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,726 But I Had The Last Laugh. 749 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,208 I Was Supposed To Ship Back A Broken Tandem Bike 750 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,009 From Our Fitness Class. 751 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:24,013 But There Was Just Enough Space For Me To Crawl Inside. 752 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,582 So I Hopped In The Box 753 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,051 And I Shipped Myself To Freedom. 754 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,886 - Wait. Seriously? 755 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,554 How Were You Able To Breathe? 756 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,656 - There Was Plenty Of Oxygen, As I Recall. 757 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,626 The Box Was Shipped Ground. - Wait, Wait, Wait. 758 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,761 - So You Just Changed The Address On The Box? 759 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,498 - Shipped Myself Right To Our Doorstep, Baby. 760 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,733 - The Crate-- You Were In That Crate. 761 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,935 - Yes, Dude, You Walked Right Pass Me. 762 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,936 - Oh. 763 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,010 - Stretching My Legs Was... 764 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:57,947 Borderline Orgasmic. 765 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:01,251 Sneaking Into The House Was Easy. 766 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:05,221 Finding A Permanent Hiding Spot Was Even Easier. 767 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,126 I Quickly Discovered That The Attic 768 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,295 Is The Most Badass Part Of The House. 769 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,697 My Old Box Of Toys Was Up There. 770 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,666 So Was Santa Claus. 771 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,903 It Was A Little Cramped, But I Made Do With What I Had. 772 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,974 For The Last Few Days, I'Ve Been Living In The Attic, 773 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,277 Off Of Hot Dogs And Candy. 774 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,059 Hello? 775 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,761 When I Heard You Were Arrested, 776 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,629 I Immediately Knew What Had To Be Done. 777 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:49,566 Oh, Yes. This Is Certainly Him. 778 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,768 - We'Re Gonna Need You To Pick Him Up At The Station. 779 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,237 - Absolutely. I'Ll Be Right There To Pick Him Up, 780 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,173 'Cause I'M His Dad. 781 00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:01,811 - I Mean This In The Best Possible Way, 782 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,647 But You Are Insane. 783 00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,616 I Can'T Thank You Enough, Man. 784 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,952 - Of Course, Dude. I Got You. 785 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,353 - You Do Know 786 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:13,289 That We Are About Five Miles From The House. 787 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,191 Are We Walking The Whole Way? 788 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893 - Nope. 789 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,232 I Fixed It... 790 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,736 Sort Of. 791 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:30,173 - Dude, What Is Wrong With This Bike? 792 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,808 - A Lot Of Things. 793 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:42,018 Sorry. 794 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,053 Okay, Nice And Easy. 795 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,862 What Are You Doing? 796 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,764 - What Do You Mean? - You Can'T Use The Front Door, 797 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,734 The Alarm System Activates After 10:00. 798 00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:00,169 Get It Together, Man. 799 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,305 - Okay. 800 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,273 What Are You Doing? 801 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,342 - I'M Gonna Sneak Through My Bedroom Window. 802 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,944 - Are You Kidding Me? 803 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,412 It'S Right Next To Mom And Dad'S Room. 804 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,314 They'Re Gonna Hear You When You Go On The Roof. 805 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,749 - Okay. 806 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,651 So How Do You Suggest That We Get In? 807 00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:16,719 - The Living-Room Window. 808 00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,821 - The Living-Room Window. 809 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,123 That'S A Rookie Move, And You Know It. 810 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,424 That Window Squeaks. 811 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:24,093 - I Have Done This A Thousand Times, Felix. 812 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:26,663 - So Have I. - All Right, You Don'T Get It. 813 00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,765 It'S My Patootie If We Get Caught. 814 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:31,234 Mom And Dad Are Gonna Send Me Right Back To Montana. 815 00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:33,069 Not Gonna Happen. 816 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,671 Executive Decision-- 817 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,739 We'Re Going Through The Living-Room Window. 818 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:39,042 Let'S Go. - Fine. 819 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,243 But Once You'Re In The Attic, 820 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:43,046 You Need To Be Absolutely Silent. 821 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,915 Mom Is The World'S Lightest Sleeper. 822 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,750 - You Don'T Need To Tell Me This, Man. 823 00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,352 I'Ll Be As Quiet As A Rodent. 824 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,221 - Mouse, As Quiet As A Mouse. 825 00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,956 - A Mouse Is A Rodent. 826 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,725 - Yeah, But So Is A Squirrel. 827 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:58,027 - Squirrels Are Relatively Quiet, Man. 828 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,030 - I'M Gonna Kill You. 829 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,832 - Okay, All Right. Sorry. 830 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:32,895 Go, Go, Go. 831 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,997 - Honey? Is That You? 832 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,766 - This Way, This Way. 833 00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,138 Come On, This Way. 834 00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,009 - Hey. - Hey. 835 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:49,245 - What Happened To Going To Bed At A Reasonable Hour? 836 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,281 - I Did, I Was Asleep, I Just Really Needed A... 837 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,085 Banana. - Don'T Touch That. 838 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,754 It Was Expensive. 839 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,021 - Really? 840 00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,456 - The Bowl. 841 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,824 - Oh. 842 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,528 I Got A Call Tonight 843 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,930 From The Mountain Academy About Your Brother. 844 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,133 - Yeah. - They Can'T Find Him. 845 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,468 He Escaped. 846 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:14,937 They'Ve Been Searching The Area, 847 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,206 And They Haven'T Found Anything Yet. 848 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,975 I Am Just-- I Am Worried To Death. 849 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,409 I-I Know Your Brother... - Mom. 850 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:22,378 - And I Know What He'S Capable Of, And I-- 851 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:26,382 - It'S Okay. Ben'S Gonna Be Fine. 852 00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,819 - You Don'T Happen To Know Anything About This, Do You? 853 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,355 - No. No. I- 854 00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:37,193 - You Don'T Think He'D Come Here To The-- 855 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,830 What Was That? 856 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:42,165 - Was That Upstairs? 857 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,100 - No. 858 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:45,868 - Yeah, I Think It Was Upstairs. Probably-- 859 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:47,904 - No, It Came From Right Over Here. 860 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:54,343 What Did You Do? 861 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:57,346 Felix, What Is Wrong With You? 862 00:46:57,348 --> 00:47:00,216 I Told You That Was Expensive. 863 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:03,452 Why Would You Do Something Like That? 864 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:08,891 Are You Gonna Help Me Clean It Up? 865 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,364 Felix! 866 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,433 - Just Trying To Help. 867 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,386 The Answer Is "B." - Are You Insane? 868 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,255 - I Need The Report Card. 869 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,424 - Do You Not See That I'M In The Middle Of A Test Right Now? 870 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,525 Just Get It At Lunch. 871 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,067 - Hey, Hey. 872 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,301 My Mom'S Been On My Ass All Week. 873 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,436 I Need It Now. 874 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,275 - You'Re Killing Me. - Yeah, Buddy. 875 00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:05,648 Thank You. 876 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,550 Hey, Seriously, The Answer Is "B." 877 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,653 - Seriously, Shut Up. 878 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,655 - It Is. I Can See Emily'S Test. 879 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,658 Hi. 880 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,493 - Are You Serious? 881 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,128 - "Are You Serious?" 882 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,380 - Any Word When We Can Expect To See Your Report Card? 883 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:39,949 - You Mean... 884 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:41,217 This One Right Here? 885 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,551 - Is That It? 886 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,620 - Yep, Got It In The Mail This Morning. 887 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:47,490 - Why Didn'T You Tell Us It Came? 888 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:49,992 - How Do You Think You Did? 889 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,328 - I Think I Did Okay. 890 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,500 - Oh, My God! 891 00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:01,704 - Straight "A"S... 892 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,340 The Holy Grail Of Academia. 893 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:07,209 Every Parent Wants To See Their Kid Succeed. 894 00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:10,179 They Also Want The Bragging Rights At Christmas Parties. 895 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:12,348 They Want The Honor Roll Bumper Sticker 896 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,183 On The Back Of Their Minivan. 897 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,253 "A"S Are Like A Reward For Properly Raising Your Kid. 898 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:20,423 It'S Like Catnip For Parents. 899 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,260 Wow, Felix! This Is-- 900 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,996 Wow! - I Can'T Believe It. 901 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,999 You Even Got An "A" In Mr. Harris' Class. 902 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,234 - What, You Didn'T Think I'D Be Able To Handle Chemistry? 903 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:35,171 - No, No, No, We Just Got A Call From Him A Couple Of Weeks Ago 904 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,605 About A Parent-Teacher Conference. 905 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,207 I Was Worried There Was A Problem, 906 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,976 But Apparently Not. 907 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:41,544 - No. 908 00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,313 - You Guys Aren'T Actually Going To That, Right? 909 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,216 - Well, Your Dad Can'T Make It Because He Has A Real Job, 910 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,718 But I Already Said Yes. 911 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,653 We'Re Supposed To Meet With Him On Saturday. 912 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,555 - But There'S Really No Reason To. 913 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,123 I Have An "A" In His Class. 914 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,592 - I Already Told Him We Were Going, Felix. 915 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:59,562 - Okay, You Could Just Cancel It. 916 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:02,999 - Is Everything Okay? - Is There... 917 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,633 Something We Should Know About? 918 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,769 - No. No. I Just Don'T Want You To Feel 919 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,004 Like You Have To Go. 920 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,705 - We'Re Going. 921 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:10,773 - Great. 922 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,208 - Terrible. 923 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,043 That'S Terrible. 924 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,344 - Is Unreal How Mr. Harris 925 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,546 Always Manages To Ruin Everything. 926 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:21,083 - So I Guess You Got To Tell Your Parents The Truth. 927 00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:22,618 - Absolutely Not. 928 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:25,221 I'M Gonna Fake A Parent-Teacher Conference. 929 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,290 - Well, That Sounds Difficult/Impossible. 930 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,026 - Mm, Difficult, Yes. 931 00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:33,062 Impossible... 932 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:36,132 Probably Also Yes, But That'S Never Stopped Us Before. 933 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:41,470 We'Re Going To Need A Shady Middle-Aged Man. 934 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,807 - Why? 935 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:47,410 - To Act As Mr. Harris During The Conference. 936 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,781 Do You Ever Just Stand Back Sometimes 937 00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:55,217 And Look At Your Plan And Think To Yourself, 938 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,620 "Wow, I Am Dumb"? 939 00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:59,688 - Why Do You Got To Be Like This? 940 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,658 - Maybe It'S Because I'M Sick Of Nearly Getting Arrested 941 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,260 Every Time That I Help You. 942 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:06,429 - Who Says I'M Asking For Your Help? 943 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,164 - You Are Always Asking For My Help. 944 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,466 - False. 945 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:13,669 I Don'T Need It. 946 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,772 I Got This. - Good... 947 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,075 'Cause I Would Say No. - Why? 948 00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,242 - Because... 949 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,411 I'M Sick Of Your Sketchy Plans. 950 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,713 I Help You Because You'Re My Friend, 951 00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:29,518 But I Cannot Keep Doing This Stuff. 952 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,520 - No. 953 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,124 It'S Cool. 954 00:51:39,196 --> 00:51:42,398 I'Ll Just Handle It Myself. - Good Luck. 955 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,139 - Danny Isn'T Wrong. 956 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,141 I'M Not Going To Contest What He Said. 957 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,414 Guess I'M Going To Have To Pull This Off By Myself. 958 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,555 - Shamus. 959 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,424 How'S It Going, Man? Remember Me? 960 00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:10,626 Oh, Come On, Shamus, It'S Felix! 961 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,428 I Gave You Two Packs Of Gum Last Week. 962 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,497 Hey. 963 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:18,801 I Have A Proposition For You. Are You Interested? 964 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,804 - Let Me Put On Some Pants. 965 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:30,613 So You Expect Me To Dress Like A Teacher? 966 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,314 - Yeah, We Just Need To Convince My Mom 967 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,350 That You'Re Mr. Harris For Five Minutes. 968 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:37,786 - You Going To Pay Me? - I Don'T Have Much Money. 969 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,624 - What Do You Got? - Um, 40 Bucks. 970 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,759 - What Else You Got? - Um... 971 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,661 A Crossbow. 972 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,198 - 40 Bucks And A Crossbow-- You Got Yourself A Deal. 973 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,468 - Cool, Cool. Just Make Sure You Wear Something Nice. 974 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:53,869 - "Something Nice"? 975 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:55,804 - Yeah, Like A Collared Shirt Or Something. 976 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,806 Do I Look Like The Sort Of Fellow 977 00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,775 Who Owns A Collared Shirt? 978 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,377 - Let'S Do This-- 979 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,579 Meet Me At My House Tomorrow Morning... 980 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,214 And I'Ll Let You Borrow Some Of My Dad'S Clothes. 981 00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:06,782 - All Right. - Okay? 982 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,918 - All Right. - Cool. 983 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,389 - So You Want Me To Act Like Mr. Harris. 984 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,759 Think I Can Pull It Off? 985 00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,627 - Yeah. 986 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:29,471 - Why? Why? - What'S The Problem? 987 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,507 - What Happened With Being As Quiet As A Rodent? 988 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:33,409 - I Was Balls Deep In Rodent Quietness 989 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,544 Until I Found These Horseshoes, 990 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,446 And I Was Faced With A Very Difficult Decision. 991 00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:39,215 What? 992 00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:41,417 I'M Failing To See The Difficulty Here. 993 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:45,454 - It Was Horseshoes Versus Quietness. 994 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,790 - Are You Trying To Get Caught By Mom And Dad? 995 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,925 - No, Okay? Look, I Didn'T Go Through The Trouble 996 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:52,428 Of Escaping The Mountain Academy Just So I Could Be Bored 997 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,296 Out Of My Frickin' Mind Here In The Attic. 998 00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:56,865 - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Out Of Everything You Could'Ve Done, 999 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,901 All This, You Decide To Throw Horseshoes? 1000 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,705 - Yes. What Do You Do In Your Free Time, Felix? 1001 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:05,708 - It'S Complicated. You Wouldn'T Believe Me If I Told You, But... 1002 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,443 - Try Me. 1003 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:11,247 - I Just Bribed A Janitor With A Crossbow 1004 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,349 To Fake A Parent-Teacher Conference. 1005 00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:15,684 - That Sounds Amazing. Let Me Help You. 1006 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,586 - No. 1007 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,955 - I Would Be An Absolute Asset To Your Team. 1008 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:23,626 I'M Professional. And How Do You Know Your Plan Doesn'T Need Me? 1009 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,028 - Because My Plan Doesn'T Involve Getting Screwed 1010 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,430 And Going Back To Jail. - Okay, At Least-- 1011 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:31,433 At The Very Least, Tell Me What You'Re Doing. 1012 00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,837 - Well, First I'M Going To Need Pizza. 1013 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:36,739 - Okay, Why Pizza? 1014 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,941 - Because I'M-- - Stop. I Know Why Pizza-- 1015 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,376 Because You'Re Going To Put Ex-Lax 1016 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:41,910 On The Pizza, Give It To The Teacher. 1017 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,545 He'S Going To Have Diarrhea 1018 00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:44,813 And Not Going To Be Able To Show Up To The Meeting. 1019 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,548 - What? No, I-- - You'Re Going To Do 1020 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,517 The "Imposter Pizza Delivery Guy" Switch, Aren'T You? 1021 00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:51,620 - Ben. I'M Getting Pizza Because I'M Hungry. 1022 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:53,856 - Oh. 1023 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,642 - Where Have You Been? My Mom'S Going To Be Here Any Minute. 1024 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,978 - You Said Be Here At 9:00. - That Was An Hour Ago. 1025 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,579 - Oh. Huh. 1026 00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:25,921 - You Know How To Tie A Tie, Right? 1027 00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:29,792 - Well, I'Ll Figure Something Out. 1028 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:33,629 - Remember, I Need You In Room 34--Crap. 1029 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,331 - What? What? - Come On, Get Inside. 1030 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,066 - What? What? - My Mom'S Here. Get Inside. 1031 00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:38,934 - Ooh. - Get Inside. 1032 00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:42,438 Upstairs, Come On. 1033 00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:45,941 No, No. 1034 00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:54,583 - Felix? 1035 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,585 - Yeah? 1036 00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,422 - What'S Going On? What Was That? 1037 00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:04,126 - W-What Was What? - Never Mind. 1038 00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:06,395 Remember, We Have To Leave For That Meeting Soon. 1039 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:07,429 - Okay. 1040 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:28,884 - Honey? 1041 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,753 What'S Going On Up There? 1042 00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,155 - Uh, N-Nothing, I Just Tripped. 1043 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:36,158 - You Ready To Leave Soon? 1044 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,893 - Yep, Sounds Good. 1045 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,667 What The Hell Did You Do? 1046 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:46,869 Who Is That? 1047 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,871 - It'S Shamus. - Who Is Shamus? 1048 00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:50,706 - He'S My One Hope At Faking This Conference. 1049 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,708 - Seriously? That? - Yes. 1050 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,543 You Screwed This Whole Thing Up, Man. 1051 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,145 What Did You Do? - I Don'T Know, Man. 1052 00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:58,414 When I See Bearded People In My Attic, I Go Buck Wild. 1053 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,182 - Oh, You Go Buck Wild, Yeah? 1054 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:02,618 - Yeah. - Shamus, Shamus, Wake Up. 1055 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,787 - Oh, Man. - Shamus, Wake Up. 1056 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:08,791 Shamus, Wake Up, Buddy! Wake Up. 1057 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,592 The Conference Is In 20 Minutes. 1058 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,060 - Just Tell Mom He Didn'T Show Up. 1059 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:15,097 - No. The Real Mr. Harris Is Going To Be There. 1060 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,967 - Felix, Are You Ready, Honey? 1061 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,437 - I Got You, Man. - No. 1062 00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:23,472 Absolutely Not. Stay Here. 1063 00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:25,474 - Trust Me, Dude, I Got You. - No. 1064 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,708 - Yes. 1065 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,777 - Felix, Let'S Go! 1066 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,078 - Be Right There! 1067 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,514 No! 1068 00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:35,951 - Oh, There You Are, Honey. Come On. 1069 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,886 I Don'T Want To Be Late. 1070 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,888 A Little Anxious About This Meeting. 1071 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,924 I Don'T Know What To Expect. 1072 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:44,860 - I Know Exactly How You Feel. 1073 00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:00,536 - Boom Town. 1074 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:10,579 Target Acquired. 1075 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,784 - Yeah, Unfortunately, I'M Not Gonna Be Available 1076 00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:50,919 Till Late This Afternoon. 1077 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,287 You Got It. 1078 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:09,137 - Mrs. Anders, You'Re Not Due Here Until 12:00 Noon. 1079 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:13,609 - Oh, Mrs. O'Neil. I'M Felix'S Mom. 1080 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,711 - Felix'S Mom? 1081 01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:17,846 Felix... 1082 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:20,616 What'S Going On Here? 1083 01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:23,986 - Ooh, Were We Scheduled Later? - No, No, No, No. 1084 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:26,688 You Weren'T Scheduled At All. 1085 01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,390 - I Don'T Understand. 1086 01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:31,393 Oh, Is This Because Felix Got An "A" In Your Class? 1087 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,029 That'S, Uh... 1088 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:38,634 No, Felix Never Got An "A" In My Class. 1089 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:41,837 Felix Never Even Passed My Class. 1090 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,846 - Are You Sure You'Re Thinking Of The Right Student? 1091 01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:52,881 - Oh, I'M Positive. 1092 01:00:54,385 --> 01:00:57,853 - Felix, Would You Like To Explain This? 1093 01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,226 - Mrs. O'Neil, You'Re Aware That Your Son... 1094 01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:06,128 No Longer Attends My Class, Right? 1095 01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:10,165 Yeah, Felix-- 1096 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,739 - Oh, My God. 1097 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,908 Mr. Harris? 1098 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,744 Mr. Harris, Are You Okay? 1099 01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,180 - This Is Perfectly Normal. - How Is This Normal? 1100 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,783 - He'S Narcoleptic Or Something. - Oh. 1101 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,752 I'M Calling An Ambulance. - No, Mom, He'S Fine. 1102 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:34,823 - Yes, A Teacher Just... - He'S Okay, He Really Is. 1103 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,158 - Had A Stroke Or Something. - Trust Me. 1104 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,728 - I Don'T Know. We Need Medical Help. 1105 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:41,063 - Mom, We Don'T Need Help. We Got It. 1106 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,198 - Eastwood High School. - We Got This. 1107 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,800 - Please Hurry. - He Does This All The Time. 1108 01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:47,235 - I'Ll Wait Outside. - No, Wait, Mom. 1109 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,105 Mom, Chill, Chill, Chill, Chill. 1110 01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,441 - Oh, My God. 1111 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,811 Ben? 1112 01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:58,013 What Is Going On Here? 1113 01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,448 Ben, What'S Wrong? 1114 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:02,951 - I Tried. He Just--Felix-- 1115 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:06,054 - Oh, My God, What Is Wrong With Him? 1116 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:08,457 Honey? - I Don'T Want Montana. 1117 01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:10,125 - Oh. 1118 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:14,062 Wait A Minute. W-What The Hell Is He Doing Here? 1119 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,498 - I Don'T Know. He--Why Would He Be Here? 1120 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,801 - Don'T You Dare Lie To Me. I Want Answers. 1121 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,306 You Failed Mr. Harris' Class, Didn'T You? 1122 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:25,874 - No, I Didn'T-- 1123 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:27,743 - You Faked Your Grades? - What? 1124 01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:31,313 - I Am Gonna Talk To Mr. Truman About This Immediately. 1125 01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:34,216 - He'S Not Here. It'S The Weekend. 1126 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,384 - Well, Then I Plan On Meeting With Him 1127 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,487 First Thing Monday Morning. 1128 01:02:38,489 --> 01:02:41,990 And When We Get Home, You Go To Your Room, 1129 01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:45,994 Because You Are Grounded... Indefinitely. 1130 01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:52,400 - Well, At Least No One Got Arrested. 1131 01:02:54,537 --> 01:02:58,073 Luckily, Ben Used The Right Amount Of Sedative. 1132 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,542 Mr. Harris Was Taken To The Hospital 1133 01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:04,212 And Woke Up A Few Hours Later With Short-Term Amnesia. 1134 01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,416 Shamus Regained Consciousness 1135 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:11,486 And Left The House Before We Returned. 1136 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:14,422 He Made Sure To Raid Our Pantry First. 1137 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:22,464 - You'Ve Reached The Office Of Principal Truman. 1138 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,833 Please Leave A Message After The Beep. 1139 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,302 - Hi, Mr. Truman, This Is Julie O'Neil... 1140 01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,171 - This Happens To Be The Third Voice Mail 1141 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,539 My Mom Has Left For Mr. Truman. 1142 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:32,207 - I'M Sorry To Call Again... 1143 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,075 - Hoping She Doesn'T Get Through Anytime Soon. 1144 01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:37,112 - Concerned About My Son... 1145 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,881 - Ben. 1146 01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:42,184 Ben Tried To Take The Blame For The Whole Thing. 1147 01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:44,019 Mom Wasn'T Sure What To Believe. 1148 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:47,455 Regardless, He Was Sent Back To The Mountain Academy, 1149 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,959 Or, As He Calls It, "Project Butthole." 1150 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,200 He Told Me He'S Already Planned His Next Escape. 1151 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:03,572 As For Me, The Vacation'S Over. 1152 01:04:03,574 --> 01:04:07,943 I May Not Want To Spend My Life At A Desk Job, 1153 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:10,412 But I Sure As Hell Don'T Want To Spend It In Jail Either. 1154 01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:17,886 - Hey, Let'S Do Something Fun. 1155 01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:21,356 - I Can'T. I'M Grounded. 1156 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,358 - I Have Pizza. 1157 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,199 - Hey. - Hi. 1158 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,034 So What Did They Ground You For? 1159 01:04:34,904 --> 01:04:37,005 - It'S... 1160 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:39,007 Hard To Explain. 1161 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,343 - Well, Other Than That, How Are You Doing? 1162 01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,178 - Well... 1163 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,579 My Parents Are On The Verge 1164 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:48,617 Of Finding Out I'Ve Been Expelled, So... 1165 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,986 - Okay, Wait. 1166 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,089 They Don'T Know? - No. 1167 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:58,260 They Are Gonna Flip When They Find Out. 1168 01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,997 - Yeah, That Could Be A Problem. 1169 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:06,368 - I Just--I Just Want To Turn Things Around. 1170 01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,905 I Think I Really Messed Up This Time. 1171 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:12,007 I-- 1172 01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,911 I Want To Do The Right Thing, But I'M Not-- 1173 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:18,513 I'M Not Entirely Sure What That Is. 1174 01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:21,082 I Can'T Keep Lying To My Parents. 1175 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:25,220 - Well, Maybe You Don'T Have To Lie To Them At All. 1176 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,390 - Huh? 1177 01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:32,160 What Do You Mean By That? 1178 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:37,332 I Think I'Ve Broken Into Eastwood Enough Times This Week. 1179 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:40,435 - We'Re Not Breaking In, Silly. Come On. 1180 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,652 - This Is Crazy. 1181 01:05:57,654 --> 01:06:00,255 You Can Almost See The Whole Campus From Here. 1182 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,692 - I Know. It'S Awesome, Right? - Yeah, It Is. 1183 01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:06,528 So Many Good Memories Here. 1184 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:09,230 - Yeah. - I'M Going To Miss It. 1185 01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:11,132 Montana'S Gonna Suck. 1186 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:16,104 - Come On, Don'T Say That. There'S A Way Out Of This. 1187 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,273 - My Mom'S Not Gonna Stop Until She Finds The Truth. 1188 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:19,574 - Well... 1189 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,510 If You Could Get Truman To Re-Enroll You, 1190 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,113 You Will Not Have To Lie To Your Mom At All. 1191 01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,148 You'D Actually Be Going To Eastwood. 1192 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,184 - I'M Not Exactly In The Position To Get Truman 1193 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,619 To Do Anything For Me. 1194 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,421 - Then I Guess You'Re Going To Have To Get Him 1195 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:34,689 To See Things Your Way. 1196 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:37,225 - Do You Know Something I Don'T? 1197 01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:39,194 - Possibly. 1198 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,996 - What? 1199 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:43,198 - Well, You Know That Pizza Place I Work For? 1200 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,366 - Yeah. 1201 01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:46,735 - We Deliver 24 Hours A Day. 1202 01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,770 - So? 1203 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,672 - So... 1204 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,708 That Means... 1205 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,377 Wait For It. 1206 01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:57,178 Now. 1207 01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,585 - I Don'T Get It. 1208 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:11,092 - Whoa. Is That Mr. Truman? - Yeah. 1209 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,694 - What Is He Doing? - I Don'T Know. 1210 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,097 He Orders A Barbecue-Chicken Pizza Every Saturday Night. 1211 01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:18,500 - Why? - No Idea. 1212 01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:21,036 Want To Find Out? 1213 01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,257 What Do You Think He'S Looking At? 1214 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:45,093 - I Don'T Know. What Time Is It? 1215 01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,528 It'S 11:00. 1216 01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:54,269 What Is He Doing Here So Late? 1217 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,703 - Shady Stuff. 1218 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:59,374 I Wish We Could See His Screen. 1219 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,577 - I Think That Can Be Arranged. 1220 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,126 - Oh. 1221 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:26,568 ¶ ¶ 1222 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,537 - What Are You Doing Here? - I'M Sorry. 1223 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:31,106 - I Know. 1224 01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:32,841 - I Really Mean That. 1225 01:08:32,843 --> 01:08:33,875 ¶ ¶ 1226 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:35,577 - I Know. 1227 01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:37,712 - Asking You To Risk Your Neck For Me All The Time 1228 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:40,748 Is Pretty Selfish. 1229 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:44,119 I Just Want You To Know That If It Was You Who Needed Me 1230 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:45,553 To Do Some Shady Stuff, 1231 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,889 I Would Do It In An Instant. 1232 01:08:47,891 --> 01:08:51,126 - Well, I Was Planning 1233 01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,294 On Stealing The Declaration Of Independence. 1234 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,767 - I Brought You A Burrito. 1235 01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:03,905 - Yeah, Okay, I Forgive You. 1236 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:08,143 Who'S That? 1237 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:09,444 - Oh, That'S Katie. 1238 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:13,148 - Hi. - Hi. 1239 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,457 You Really Think There'S Something Shady On Here? 1240 01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,592 - Absolutely. There'S--There'S Got To Be. 1241 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,861 - So You Recorded This From Truman'S Computer? 1242 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,897 - Yeah. What Time Did You See Him Log On? 1243 01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,599 Around 11:00. 1244 01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:33,501 - Wait. How Far Back Does This Go? 1245 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,503 - I Mean, Technically, We Can Go All The Way Back To The Point 1246 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:36,838 Where We Bugged His Computer. 1247 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,473 I Got Everything On The Hard Drive, So... 1248 01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:40,508 - Wait, Wait, Look. 1249 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,645 He Plays Online Blackjack? 1250 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:46,181 But Why Would He Do This In The Middle Of The Night 1251 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,582 At School? 1252 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:50,585 - I Mean--He Must Be Hiding It From Someone. 1253 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,587 - His Wife, Probably. 1254 01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:57,425 - Whoa, Look At This. 1255 01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:00,461 He Just Lost $600 Right There. - Oh-- 1256 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,230 - I'D Say He Definitely Has A Problem. 1257 01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:04,599 - Oh, Wow. 1258 01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:07,502 - No, This Is Insane. He Just Lost Another Grand. 1259 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:10,271 - Wow! He Sucks. 1260 01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,940 I Mean, He'S Got To Give Up At Some Point, Right? 1261 01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,841 I Mean, This Is Crazy. 1262 01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:15,677 - Maybe His Wife Might Want To See This. 1263 01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:19,547 Yeah. 1264 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,449 What'S He Doing? Is He Quitting? 1265 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,819 - I Don'T Know. 1266 01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:31,926 - Does That--? 1267 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,562 Does That Say "Eastwood"? 1268 01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:38,233 - Wait. Did He Just-- 1269 01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:41,769 - He Just Stole Money From The School. 1270 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:45,240 - Dude, That Is, Like, Serious Jail Time Right There. 1271 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,474 This Is Huge. 1272 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,576 - Wait. So We Just Recorded-- 1273 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:52,480 - We Just Recorded Blackmail Jackpot. 1274 01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:56,017 - Dude, I Can'T Believe This. He Must Be Out Of His Mind. 1275 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,586 - Does This Mean We Can Get Truman To Re-Enroll You? 1276 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:02,590 - This Means We Can Get Truman To Do Anything. 1277 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,692 - Yes. 1278 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:05,827 Yes! 1279 01:11:28,851 --> 01:11:32,487 - Ooh, Tell Him To Come Alone. 1280 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,322 - But Who Would He Bring? 1281 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,858 - Just Do It. It'S Creepy. 1282 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:41,429 - Oh, Also Tell Him He'S A Douche. 1283 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,431 - Why? 1284 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:45,066 - 'Cause He'S A Douche. 1285 01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,711 - You Going To Bed Soon? 1286 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,483 Felix. 1287 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:05,620 - Sorry. Yeah, I'M Going To Pass Out In A Bit. 1288 01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:07,522 - Okay, Just Checking In On You. 1289 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,657 Get Some Sleep. 1290 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,060 - Good Night, Dad. 1291 01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:28,009 Gary. 1292 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,410 Nice Car. 1293 01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:32,447 - Are You Really This Stupid? 1294 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,849 How Many Times Do I Need To Have You Arrested This Week? 1295 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:38,553 - Oh, You'Re Going To Call The Cops? 1296 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:39,954 If You Are, Then Great. 1297 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,723 I'D Love To Tell Them About The $10,000 1298 01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:45,760 You Stole From The School To Fund Your Gambling Addiction. 1299 01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:47,995 Yeah. - It'S Your Word Against Mine. 1300 01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:51,499 Who Do You Think They'Re Gonna Side With, Anyway? 1301 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:53,534 - I Bugged Your Laptop, Gary. 1302 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:56,037 I Have Hard Evidence Of All Your Activity 1303 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,005 On My Hard Drive. 1304 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,842 And, Frankly, I Don'T Think They'Re Going To Have Trouble 1305 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,377 Picking Sides. 1306 01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:07,648 - What Is This? 1307 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,385 Do You Want Money? What Do You Want? 1308 01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:11,619 - Enrollment. 1309 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:13,721 - "Enrollment"? - I Want Enrollment 1310 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,690 In The Next Semester At Eastwood. 1311 01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:17,859 And I Want The Forms Filled Out By Monday. 1312 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:21,095 - That'S Ridiculous. - Gary. 1313 01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:23,498 These Last Few Days Have Been Hell For Me. 1314 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,466 But I Know There'S Still A Chance For Me 1315 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:27,468 To Set Things Straight. 1316 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,704 - W-What Are You Talking About? 1317 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,873 - You Once Asked Me, 1318 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:33,608 "What Kind Of Future Do You See For Yourself"? 1319 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,411 I Thought About It... 1320 01:13:36,413 --> 01:13:39,714 A Lot. 1321 01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,417 And My Future Is Here At Eastwood. 1322 01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,185 - No, That'S Not Gonna Happen, Felix. 1323 01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,853 The Faculty Won'T Approve It. 1324 01:13:47,456 --> 01:13:48,790 - I Think You'Ll Find The Way. 1325 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:51,692 - Oh, Really? Why Is That? 1326 01:13:51,694 --> 01:13:53,961 - 'Cause You Don'T Want To Go To Jail, Gary. 1327 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,767 - You'Re Not Listening. 1328 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:02,069 I Need Those Forms Authorized By Tomorrow Morning. 1329 01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:03,571 You Understand? 1330 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,640 Hold On A Second. 1331 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,875 Come On In, Come On In. Hi. 1332 01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,945 I Need You To Search For Form A-13. 1333 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,914 It'S The Enrollment Form, Okay? - Yeah, Of Course. 1334 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,682 Get Right On It. - Great. Great. 1335 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:17,018 - Yeah, I'Ve Got My T.A. Working On It Right Now, Uh-Huh. 1336 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,137 - Felix! 1337 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:39,607 What In The-- - Danny! 1338 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,008 - No, No, No! 1339 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:43,211 - Ow! Ow! - Chill. 1340 01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,514 - I Hate You. I Hate You... 1341 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,149 But I Respect You. 1342 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:50,117 Oh. Okay. 1343 01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,853 Ah. Wait, So-- 1344 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,254 Okay, So How Did Last Night With Truman Go? 1345 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:55,156 Is He Gonna Enroll You? - Uh... 1346 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,259 He Didn'T Exactly Say Yes, But He Didn'T Say No Either, 1347 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,161 So... 1348 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,865 - Maybe You Need To Threaten Him A Little More. 1349 01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:07,502 - What Is This? 1350 01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:09,270 Uh, An Enrollment Form. 1351 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,972 - For Felix? 1352 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:14,909 - Yes. 1353 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,544 - Why? 1354 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:18,946 - It'S... 1355 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,681 It'S Not So Easy To Explain. 1356 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:23,551 - You Can'T Do This. 1357 01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:25,820 - He'S Got Me In A Really Bad Spot, Vanessa. 1358 01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:27,622 - What Is It--Blackmail? Don'T Even-- 1359 01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,624 Don'T Even Say Anything. You Don'T Have To Say Anything. 1360 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:32,760 - I-I Really Don'T Have A Choice Here. 1361 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:37,265 - Mr. Truman, Yes, You Do. I Can Help You. 1362 01:15:37,267 --> 01:15:38,799 - "If My Demands Aren'T Met, 1363 01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:40,568 "Then I Will Be Forced 1364 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,971 To Turn The Hard Drive Directly Over To The Police." 1365 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,907 How Was That? - Perfect. 1366 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:48,042 - Pounds All Around. 1367 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,977 - Amazing. 1368 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,079 - You Guys Want To Get Burritos? I'M Starving. 1369 01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,315 - Yeah. - Aren'T You Grounded? 1370 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,652 - That Is What This Guy Is Here For. 1371 01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,986 - Oh, Don'T. 1372 01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:06,627 - Hello. - Mr. Truman? 1373 01:16:06,629 --> 01:16:08,296 - Yes. 1374 01:16:08,298 --> 01:16:10,298 - Oh, My God, I'Ve Been Trying To Reach You All Weekend. 1375 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,266 This Is Julie, Felix'S Mom. 1376 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,235 We Need To Talk. 1377 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,238 - Yes, We Do. 1378 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,641 - Oh, That Burrito Was Fantastic. 1379 01:16:20,643 --> 01:16:22,643 However, I Am Going To Need To Use Your Bathroom 1380 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:23,878 And A Scented Candle. 1381 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:29,617 Whoa. 1382 01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,061 - Where'S The Hard Drive? 1383 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,896 - I Put It In That Drawer. 1384 01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:49,070 - Please Tell Me You Made A Copy Of That Video. 1385 01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:50,605 - What Video? 1386 01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,206 - The Truman Video. 1387 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,142 And, No, I Did Not Make A Copy. 1388 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:58,112 Wait. No. 1389 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,848 There Is Technically Still One More Copy. 1390 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,883 - So You Made A Copy. - Truman'S Computer-- 1391 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:04,619 There'S Still A Hard Copy On His Laptop. 1392 01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:07,188 - Let'S Go. 1393 01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,331 Vanessa... 1394 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:21,035 Funny Seeing You Here. Did Truman Put You Up To This? 1395 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,770 - What Are You Talking About? - The Drive--Give It Back. 1396 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,376 - Blackmailing The Dean Of Students? 1397 01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,877 What Happened To You, Felix? 1398 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:31,278 - Not That It'S Any Of Your Business, 1399 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,047 But I'M Not Doing It For The Money. 1400 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,416 - I Don'T Care. You'Re Not Coming Back To Eastwood. 1401 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,685 - Is That The Only Way For You To Succeed, Is To Watch Me Fail? 1402 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,320 - You'Re A Cheater, Felix. 1403 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:43,891 Everyone Else Is Just Too Stupid To See It, Even Your Parents. 1404 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:46,661 It'S All Fake, Just Like Your Report Card. 1405 01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:48,162 When Are You Gonna Put In The Work 1406 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,031 And Actually Try To Play By The Rules? 1407 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,333 - Why Do You Think I'M Trying To Come Back To Eastwood? 1408 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,702 - Probably Just To Spite Me. 1409 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:57,004 - I Just Need Another Chance. 1410 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,706 And I'M Willing To Put In The Work. 1411 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:01,375 I Will. I Want To. 1412 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:03,744 Don'T You Think I Deserve One More Chance? 1413 01:18:06,214 --> 01:18:08,282 Where'S The Drive, Vanessa? 1414 01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:11,118 - I Told You I Don'T Have It. Didn'T You Make A Backup? 1415 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,155 - I Need That Drive. 1416 01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:18,693 - It'S In His Bottom Desk Drawer. 1417 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:22,029 I'M Sure If You Run, You Can Get It Before He Wipes It. 1418 01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:37,178 - Welcome Back, Felix. 1419 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:40,481 - It'S Good To Be Back, Gary. 1420 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,150 - I Finished Your Enrollment Forms. 1421 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,892 Shame You Won'T Be Needing Them. 1422 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:58,999 Oh, And, Uh, I Wiped Everything Off Of Your Drive. 1423 01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:01,102 - What About Our Deal? 1424 01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:03,070 - Looks Like Our Deal Is Off. 1425 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,776 Your Mom Is On Her Way. So Are The Police. 1426 01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:11,479 I Beat You, Felix. 1427 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:24,792 Oh, My God. 1428 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:26,193 - Oh, And I-I Wouldn'T Worry 1429 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:29,396 About Bringing Any Of This Up To The Police. 1430 01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:32,199 I'Ve Tied Up All Loose Ends. 1431 01:19:36,338 --> 01:19:38,172 - So You Wiped The Laptop. 1432 01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:43,110 - Laptop? 1433 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:57,358 ¶ ¶ 1434 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,493 - All The Evidence I Need Is, Uh... 1435 01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,395 On That Laptop. 1436 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:08,402 - Stop! 1437 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,011 - You, Uh... 1438 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:20,347 Might Want To Tape These Back Together. 1439 01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:27,388 - Felix? 1440 01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:30,291 - Hi, Mom. 1441 01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,294 - Is He In Trouble? 1442 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:34,895 - Uh... 1443 01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:40,501 "Trouble"? No, No Trouble. 1444 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,036 - Okay. 1445 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:45,840 What--What Is Going On? Why Are The Police Here? 1446 01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:49,276 - Oh, Why Are The Police Here, Mr. Truman? 1447 01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:56,150 - Um, That'S Kind Of... Hard To Explain. 1448 01:20:56,152 --> 01:21:00,988 You Know, Maybe We Should Meet At Another Time, Mrs. O'Neil. 1449 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,958 - Mr. Truman, I Have Gone To Great Lengths 1450 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,994 To Meet With You, Uh, And To Be Frank, 1451 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:09,530 I Am Kind Of Fed Up With This Whole Situation. 1452 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,166 I Need To Know What'S Going On Right Now. 1453 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:14,535 His Report Card... 1454 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,437 It'S Faked. 1455 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:17,571 Right? 1456 01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:28,649 - Mm, Mm, Mm. No, No. 1457 01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:31,118 This--This Looks Right To Me. 1458 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,920 - What? 1459 01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:37,291 Felix Has Been Doing... 1460 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:40,961 Remarkably Well Here At Eastwood. 1461 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:42,463 - Really? 1462 01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,533 - And He'S-- He'S Been Participating 1463 01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:49,370 In Many... 1464 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:52,406 Extracurricular Activities. 1465 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:56,076 - Like The School Play, Right? 1466 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,112 - Oh, The School Play-- 1467 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,682 He Was Just Wonderful At The School Play. 1468 01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:09,356 ¶ ¶ 1469 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:11,926 - Truman Signed The Papers, And Three Days Later, 1470 01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:14,094 I Was Officially Re-Enrolled Here At Eastwood High... 1471 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,667 With A Few Extra Benefits. 1472 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,405 - Can We Make This A Duet? 1473 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:26,140 - There'S Not Enough Room. 1474 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,945 - You Sure About That? 1475 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,684 - Needless To Say, 1476 01:22:36,686 --> 01:22:39,486 Looks Like This Is Gonna Be My Best Year Yet. 1477 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:44,024 - Oh, Sorry. Hey. 1478 01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:48,262 Stop Stalking Me. 1479 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,464 - You'Re Ridiculous. - See You Around... 1480 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,632 If You'Re Lucky. 1481 01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:03,010 The Shortest Definition Of A Game Is As Follows-- 1482 01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:05,713 A Competitive Activity With A Fixed Set Of Rules. 1483 01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:10,417 There'S A Point System. 1484 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,419 There Are Winners. 1485 01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:14,521 There Are Losers. 1486 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,592 There Are Allies... 1487 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:21,061 And Opponents. 1488 01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:25,466 High School Is A Game. 1489 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:29,003 And I'M Finally Here To Play. 1490 01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,753 - ¶ Tell Me How ¶ 1491 01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:50,491 ¶ Tell Me How We Both Got Here ¶ 1492 01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:53,627 ¶ We Kiss 'Em Now ¶ 1493 01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:58,065 ¶ Love Is In The Atmosphere ¶ 1494 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:02,269 ¶ And I Don'T Want To Lose You ¶ 1495 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,173 ¶ It Feels Like I'Ve Waited Forever ¶ 1496 01:24:06,175 --> 01:24:09,543 ¶ Don'T Know What I'M Doing ¶ 1497 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,345 ¶ But It'S All Right ¶ 1498 01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:13,680 ¶ Yeah, It'S All Right ¶ 1499 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:19,486 ¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me Here Tonight ¶ 1500 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:21,622 ¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶ 1501 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:26,760 ¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting My Whole Life ¶ 1502 01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:29,396 ¶ For A Moment Like This ¶ 1503 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:35,069 ¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me Here Tonight ¶ 1504 01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,171 ¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶ 1505 01:24:37,173 --> 01:24:42,342 ¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting My Whole Life ¶ 1506 01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:45,112 ¶ For A Moment Like This ¶ 1507 01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:47,714 ¶ Shake You Off ¶ 1508 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,384 ¶ I Can'T Seem To Shake You Off ¶ 1509 01:24:50,386 --> 01:24:51,752 ¶ Tonight ¶ 1510 01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:55,556 ¶ Your Broken Heart ¶ 1511 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,225 ¶ Let Me Fix Your Broken Heart ¶ 1512 01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,793 ¶ Tonight ¶ 1513 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:04,164 ¶ So, If Love'S What You'Re Needing ¶ 1514 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:08,135 ¶ Then Love Is What You'Re Getting, Baby ¶ 1515 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:11,472 ¶ I Can'T Believe It ¶ 1516 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,373 ¶ That I'M Here With You ¶ 1517 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,676 ¶ Yeah, I'M Here With You ¶ 1518 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:21,448 ¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me Here Tonight ¶ 1519 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,550 ¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶ 1520 01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:28,655 ¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting My Whole Life ¶ 1521 01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:31,291 ¶ For A Moment Like This ¶ 1522 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:36,797 ¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me Here Tonight ¶ 1523 01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:38,899 ¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶ 1524 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:44,438 ¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting My Whole Life... ¶ 1525 01:25:45,305 --> 01:25:51,645 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 107369

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