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- Welcome Back, Felix.
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- It'S Good To Be Back, Gary.
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- It Says Here That You'Ve Had
Two Suspensions
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In The Last Semester.
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- Oh, That Can'T Be Right.
I Thought That Was Three.
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- Two, Felix.
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Two Suspensions.
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The First Was In September
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For Rewiring The Cheerleaders
Fund-Raiser Money
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To A Koala Bear Sanctuary.
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- Noble Cause, Don'T You Think?
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- I Think You Owe An Apology
To A Dozen Cheerleaders.
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- I Think There Are
Two Dozen Koalas
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That Would Disagree
With That, Gary.
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- And Then Again, In October
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For Programming
The Gym Scoreboard
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To Display An Indecent Photo
Of Mrs. Jensen.
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- Whoo!
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- I Think I Did Everyone A Favor
With That One.
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- I'M Not Gonna Play Games
With You, Felix.
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Two Suspensions
In A Single Semester
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Is Unheard Of Here At Eastwood.
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- Mr. Truman, I Understand
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I'M--I'M Not What You'D Consider
An Exemplary Student.
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But I Believe I Play
A Pivotal Role
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In The Operations
Of This School.
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If I Wasn'T Here To Test
The Rules,
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How Would The Other Students
Even Know They Existed?
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- Today I Was Told
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That You Hacked
The Vending Machines
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To Give Out
Free Gum To Students.
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Is That True?
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- Gum?
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- Are You Trying
To Get Expelled?
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- And Deny You The Pleasure
Of My Company?
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- I'M Expelling You, Felix.
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That'S It.
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- Wait.
Seriously?
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- That Was Your Third Strike.
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- So That Means I-I Can'T Come
To Class Anymore?
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- Oh, You'Ll Never Set Foot
In The School Again.
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- Gary...
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I Don'T Know How To Thank You.
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¶ ¶
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Incredible.
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I Spent My Whole School Career
Trying To Ditch Class,
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And They Punish Me By Giving Me
An Early Retirement.
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Right Now Mr. Truman
Is About To Call My Mom
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To Let Her Know
About My Expulsion.
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I Can'T Let That Happen.
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- Oh! Oh!
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- On Average, An Eastwood High
Fire Drills Take 11 Minutes.
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I Only Need 10.
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- Yo, Felix!
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- Danny Boy.
What'S Up, Buddy?
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- You Pulled
The Fire Alarm Again?
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- Of Course. Did I Get You Out
Of That Trig Test?
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- You Got Me Out
Of The Trig Test.
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- Timed It Perfectly.
- Yeah.
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Yo, I Heard You Got Suspended.
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- Nope, Expelled.
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- Whoa, What? Are You Serious?
- Yeah.
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- Dude, Your Parents
Are Gonna Kill You.
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- Only If They Find Out,
And They Won'T.
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- What Makes You Say That?
- We'Ll Talk Soon.
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I Got A Take An Important Call
In Eight And A Half Minutes.
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- You'Re Insane!
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- I Programmed My Mom'S Phone
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To Forward Her Calls
To My Skype Account.
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When Mr. Truman Calls,
I'Ll Just--
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Excuse Me.
I Got To Take This.
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Hello?
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Expelled?
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- Expelled, Mrs. O'Neil.
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We Have A Three-Strike Policy
Here At Eastwood,
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And That Was His Third Strike.
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- What Are We Gonna Do With Him?
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- What Are We Gonna Do With Him?
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- Who, Me?
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- No, Not You.
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Ben.
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- What Happened?
I Thought He Was Improving.
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- His Grades Are Getting Worse.
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- Last Year, My Brother, Ben,
Forged A Report Card.
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When My Parents Found Out,
They Sent Him
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To The Mountain
Disciplinary Academy.
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Located In The Foot Hills
Of Montana,
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It'S More Of A Jail
Than A School.
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There'S Bar On Windows,
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Wardens Instead Of Teachers.
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I Heard It Smells Like Butthole.
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- He Got A 1.7 Gpa.
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Unbelievable.
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- What About You, Felix?
How Are Things At School?
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- Things Are Great.
I Aced My Trig Test.
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- There You Go.
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- Wow.
Great Job, Kiddo.
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- Yep.
Studied For It All Week.
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- I Like To Hear That.
- Yes.
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- Diane Says The Report Cards
Are Coming Out In A Few Days.
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- Mm, And What Kind Of Grades
Can We Expect To See?
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- Lots Of "A"S.
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- Aw.
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- Looks Like I'M Gonna Need
A New Report Card.
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Getting A Decent Report Card
Here At Eastwood
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Is Pretty Difficult...
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Slightly More Difficult
When You'Ve Been Expelled.
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There Are Only Seven People
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With The Power To Print
A Report Card.
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Just One Of Them Is A Student.
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She'S Mr. Truman'S T.A.
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She Also Happens To Be
My Bitter Ex-Girlfriend.
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- Someone'S Coming.
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- I Do Not Have Time
To Talk To You.
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- You Haven'T Heard
What I Want Talk About.
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- Now We'Ve Already Talked
More Than I Wanted.
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- I Need A Report Card.
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- Then I Suggest
Going Back To School,
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Preferably
Somewhere Far From Here.
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- Ouch.
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Or You Could Just Print One
For Me.
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No.
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- Um, Weren'T You Expelled?
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- Um, Yeah.
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- Can You Please Go?
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- Any Reason You Keep Covering
Stacy'S Anti-Bullying Postings?
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- I Want To Win.
- I Can Help With That.
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I Don'T Think So.
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- Oh, Come On.
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We Both Know I Can.
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- Vanessa, Don'T.
He'S Trouble.
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- Can You Finish This For Me?
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Sure.
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- Bye.
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- So Stacy'S Favored
To Win This Thing.
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Yeah, I Figured.
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- So How Do I Beat Her?
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- Oh, It'S Actually
Really Simple.
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Just Hand Out
Cute Little Marshmallows
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With Your Name On Them.
- Do I Need To Slap You?
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- Hey, Guys?
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Could You Possibly Get
Off The Stairs?
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You'Re In The Shot.
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- It Blows My Mind That People
Like Her So Much.
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- Hey, Hey, Come Over Here.
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I'Ll Interview You
For My Bullying Segment.
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- I Want You To End Her.
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- That Can Be Arranged.
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Can You Get Me My Report Card?
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- Yes, I Can Get You
A Report Card.
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- Great. I'Ll Take
Straight "A"S, Please.
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- Do You Have The Slightest Clue
As To How Much Work
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Goes Into Getting
Straight "A"S?
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- Mm...Don'T Care.
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I'Ll Take Straight "A"S, Please.
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- Done.
What'S The Plan?
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- All It Takes
Is A Single Tweet.
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- Roxy?
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- Roxy.
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Meet Roxy.
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Roxy Is Infamous For Ruining
The Lives Of Students
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With Vicious Rumors.
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I Am No Exception.
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"Leave It To Felix O'Neil
To Creep On The Girl'S Bathroom
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"Through A Hole On The Ceiling.
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#Peepingtom."
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It All Happened When Vanessa
And I Were Dating Freshman Year.
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After School, I Tried
To Break Into The Library
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To Borrow A New P.C.
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Aah!
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This Isn'T The Boys' Bathroom.
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- A Single Tweet
Caused The Bitter End
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Of My Sweet, Sweet Relationship
With Vanessa.
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¶ ¶
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Danny!
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What Are You Doing Here?
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- I Need Help With Something.
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- Seriously, Though,
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00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,803
Where The Hell
Did You Just Come From?
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- The Window.
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- You Scared Me Half
To Death, Man.
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Oh!
- I Apologize.
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I Need You To Help Me
Hack Into Roxy.
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- And I Need You
To Shut Your Mouth.
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How'S That?
Cool.
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- Is There A Problem Here?
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- Uh, Yeah, There Is A Problem.
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00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,655
I Don'T Like Hacking
Into Things
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That Can Tweet My Social Life
Out Of Existence.
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00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,126
- No. Yeah, Yeah,
But That'S The Thing.
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If We Had Roxy'S Password,
We Could Control The Tweets.
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- Go On.
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- We Could Delete Them Or...
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Post Them.
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- We Can Post Them?
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I Mean, I Guess It Wouldn'T Hurt
To Just Get The Password.
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- Yes, Exactly!
Do Your Thing, Man.
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Do Your Thing.
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¶ ¶
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How'S It Coming?
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- You May Want To Sit Down
For This.
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Password Acquired.
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00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,415
And I Also Found
Roxy'S I.P. Address.
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- You Got The I.P. Address?
How?
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- Worked A Little Bit
Of My Magic
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00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,986
And Found A Back Door
Into Twitter.
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00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,220
- Are You Kidding?
- Nope.
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00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,457
Nearly Pooped My Pants
From Excitement.
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I Know Roxy'S True Identity.
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- Shut Up And Show Me.
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Holy...
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Crap.
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- I Heard It Said That Bullying
Creates Bullies--
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A Vicious Cycle
That Will Continue
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Until Someone Makes A Stand
Against It.
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I Am Here To Make That Stand.
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When You Vote Today,
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Remember I Am Here To Make
Eastwood High Bully-Free.
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00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,723
Thank You.
Thank You, Guys.
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Vote Stacy.
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- These People
Need To Know The Truth.
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- We Need To Expose Her.
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00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730
- Let'S Just Beat Her To Death.
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00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,364
- She'Ll Lose The Race
If She Is Exposed.
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00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200
- She'Ll Lose The Race
If We Beat Her To Death.
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00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,936
- Vanessa, Would You Relax
A Little Bit?
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- Fine.
How Do We Expose Her?
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- With This.
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- We Put A Video On There
With All Of The Information
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Linking Stacy To Roxy.
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- We'Re Gonna Patch
Into The School'S Tv System.
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Then We'Re Gonna Broadcast It
Live To The Entire School
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00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,751
During The Video Announcements.
235
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- Excuse Me.
236
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,488
What The Hell
Are You Doing Here?
237
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,089
- Hi, Gary.
238
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,858
- What Do I Have To Do
To Get Through To You?
239
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,226
Do I Need To Call The Police?
240
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,094
- I Don'T Think
That'Ll Be Necessary.
241
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,063
- What Are You Planning
To Do With This, Huh?
242
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,397
- Uh, That'S Just
A School Project
243
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,799
That I'Ve Been Working On.
244
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,200
- Yeah, Another One
Of Your Pranks?
245
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,970
- No, I Just--
- Listen To Me Very Carefully.
246
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,105
If I See You
On My Campus Again,
247
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,406
I'Ll Have You In Handcuffs
248
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,443
In Front Of All
Your Little Friends.
249
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,012
Do You Understand?
250
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,219
¶ ¶
251
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,854
- Sure.
- Leave...
252
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,856
Now.
253
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,062
- We Need Another Copy Of That
Video Before The Announcements.
254
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,564
- It'S Impossible.
255
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,167
It Would Take Hours To Run Home
And Render A New One.
256
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,501
There'S Just Not Enough Time.
257
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,970
- But The Student Body
Votes Today.
258
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,205
- Yeah.
259
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,440
I Think You'Re Boned.
260
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,176
- And That Solves The Mystery
261
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,944
Of Our Faulty
Fire-Alarm System.
262
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,214
Up Next, An Anti-Bullying
Segment From Stacy Richards.
263
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,216
- At Eastwood High
There Is One Bully
264
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,352
That Has Caused More Torment
Than Any Other--Roxy.
265
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,454
If I'M Elected,
I Will Stop At Nothing
266
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,824
To Bring Roxy To Justice.
267
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826
- I Can Help With That.
268
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,994
Good Morning, Eastwood High.
269
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,363
It Is My Genuine Pleasure
To Reveal The True Identity
270
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,399
Of The Anonymous Cyber Bully,
Known As...
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00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,267
Roxy.
272
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,536
- He Must'Ve
Patched Into The System.
273
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,305
But How Did He Get On Tv?
274
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,106
- He'S Doing It Live.
275
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,243
- And Basically,
I'M Gonna Screw Her.
276
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,512
- What The Hell Is This?
- Shh.
277
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,348
- Behind Me
Is Roxy'S I.P. Address,
278
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,217
Which I Acquired
By A Brute-Force Hacking
279
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,852
Of The Twitter Account.
280
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,486
If Stacy Richards
Is Truly Searching For Roxy,
281
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,589
She Doesn'T Have To Search
Very Far.
282
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:21,593
- He'S In
The Cheerleaders' Closet.
283
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,429
- This Is Stacy Richards'
I.P. Address--
284
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,165
A Perfect Match
With The One Associated With...
285
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,466
Roxy!
286
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,274
- Open It.
287
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,010
Oh, For The Love Of God,
Come On!
288
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,383
Oh!
289
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,655
- Aah!
290
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:04,903
¶ ¶
291
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,271
- So Here It Is, Folks--
292
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,307
Straight "A"S,
Courtesy Of My Girl Vanessa.
293
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,513
- What You Got There?
294
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,548
Are Those Your Grades?
295
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,584
- Uh...
296
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,186
Nope, It'S
Vanessa'S Death Certificate.
297
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,488
- Felix.
298
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,189
Are Those Your Grades?
299
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,992
- Uh...
300
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,029
- Felix!
301
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,330
Hey!
302
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,133
Hey, Mister, You Just
Don'T Take Off.
303
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,535
- I Probably Could'Ve Handled
That Better,
304
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,170
But One Thing Is Certain,
305
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,372
My Parents Must Never See
That Report Card,
306
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,974
For If They Do,
307
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,210
They'Ll Simultaneously Crap
Their Pants.
308
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,349
- Oh!
309
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,217
- Most Parents Would Consider
Disowning You
310
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,485
For An "F"
On Your Report Card.
311
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,487
Seven "F"S
Is A Different Story.
312
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,990
That Right There
Is A Death Sentence.
313
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,535
What Is This?
314
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,537
- It'S Your Report Card, Silly.
- Funny.
315
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,706
I Distinctly Remember Asking
For Straight "A"S.
316
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,507
Those Appear To Be "F"S.
317
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,243
- Hmm, Looks Like You Got
The Report Card You Deserve.
318
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,045
- This Is What I Deserve
For Helping You?
319
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,747
- You'Ve Never Worked
For Anything In Your Life,
320
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,982
Have You, Felix?
321
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,650
- What Are You Talking About?
322
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119
- You Can'T Expect To Walk Out
Of Here In The Top Percentile
323
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,654
Without Ever Applying Yourself.
324
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,622
I'M Not Gonna Help You Cheat
Your Way To The Top.
325
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,291
- Are You Insane?
326
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,126
I Helped You Cheat Your Way
Into The Presidency.
327
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,761
- I Earned That Presidency.
328
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,397
I'Ve Been Working Towards It
For The Last Three Years.
329
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,399
Do You Have Any Idea
How Hard I Worked?
330
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,235
- I'M Gonna Give You Five
Minutes To Fix My Report Card.
331
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,139
Fix It!
- Or What?
332
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,574
What'S Gonna Happen If I Don'T?
333
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,743
- Use Your Imagination.
334
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,711
- Two Minutes To Curtain.
335
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,115
- So How Do You Want
To Play This?
336
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,550
- Excuse Me.
I Have A Play To Star In,
337
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,419
But Good Luck
With The Report Card.
338
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,188
I'M Sure Your Parents
Will Be Really Proud.
339
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,029
- Anyone Can Be A Jerk,
340
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,664
But Vanessa Makes It
In Art Form.
341
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,333
She'S A Rare Breed,
342
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,168
An Innovator.
343
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,571
That Straight-F Report Card
Was Her Crowning Achievement.
344
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:28,546
¶ ¶
345
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,484
- ¶ I Close My Eyes ¶
346
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,188
¶ I Surrender ¶
347
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,491
¶ To You ¶
348
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,563
¶ I Lie Awake
These Sleepless Nights ¶
349
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:51,636
¶ You Walked Away
And Took My Life ¶
350
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,075
Get Off The Stage.
351
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,476
What Are You Doing?
352
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,779
- ¶ You Betrayed Me ¶
353
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,450
¶ You Betrayed Me ¶
354
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,219
- ¶ All I Wanted ¶
355
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,622
¶ Was One Last Kiss ¶
356
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,559
- ¶ You Got It, Baby ¶
357
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,695
¶ Kiss This Booty ¶
358
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,430
- ¶ Oh ¶
359
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:24,168
¶ What Does Your Heart
Tell You? ¶
360
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,570
- It'S Him.
- ¶ My Heart Tells Me ¶
361
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:30,308
¶ That You'Re
A Traitorous Butt-Munch ¶
362
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,844
- Take Off The Mask!
363
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,848
- ¶ The Mask Stays On ¶
364
00:18:53,733 --> 00:19:00,204
¶ ¶
365
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:11,215
¶ ¶
366
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,324
Hey, Guys.
367
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,526
- Where Were You?
368
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,427
- I Was At School.
- "At School"?
369
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,629
Why?
370
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,930
- What'S Going On, Felix?
371
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,732
- I Was...
372
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,468
Gonna Explain That To You.
373
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,605
- What Is This?
374
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,874
- The School Play--
I'M In It.
375
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,578
- You Never Told Me
About A School Play.
376
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,946
- Yeah, The Premiere
Was Tonight,
377
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,249
And I Totally Forgot.
378
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185
- And...
379
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,354
That'S Why You Ran Off
Like You Did Before?
380
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,256
- That Is Correct.
381
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,258
- So...
382
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,762
What Character
Were You Playing?
383
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,865
- The Clown...
384
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,333
Wizard.
385
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,769
- "The Clown Wizard"?
386
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,571
- Yeah, People Love Me.
387
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,508
- "Musical"?
388
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,376
I Didn'T Know You Could Sing.
389
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,844
- Yeah, I Do.
390
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,847
I Do Sing A Little.
- Yeah, Well...
391
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,319
Sing Us Something.
Sing Us Something From The Play.
392
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,921
- Well, I-I Don'T--
I Don'T--I Can'T--
393
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,224
- Yeah, This Just Doesn'T Make
Any Sense.
394
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,526
- ¶ I Am The Wizard ¶
395
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:33,331
¶ A Clown Wizard ¶
396
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,509
- Hey, Honey.
- Good Morning, Mom.
397
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,745
- Listen...
398
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,716
It Was Unfair Of Me
To Be Like That Last Night.
399
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,551
I'M Sorry.
- It'S Cool, Mom.
400
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,854
Don'T Worry About It.
I Understand.
401
00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:01,025
- I Am Just Anxious To See
Your Grades, That'S All.
402
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,994
- There'S Really Nothing
To Be Anxious About.
403
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,829
They Just Haven'T Sent
Them Out Yet.
404
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,431
- Maybe Yours Were Sent
To The Wrong Address.
405
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,400
- Possibly.
406
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,502
- I Should Talk
To Someone Over There.
407
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,870
- No.
- I'Ll Take You To School.
408
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,338
- No, It'S Fine.
I'Ll Just Ride My Bike.
409
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,606
- Are You Sure?
- Yep.
410
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,409
I Need The Exercise Anyways.
411
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,280
- Have A Good Day.
- Will Do, Daddy-O.
412
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,649
- And Don'T Be Late.
- Impossible!
413
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:35,660
¶ ¶
414
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,623
Ever Had A Snow Day?
415
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,391
Pretty Cool, Right?
416
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,592
You Get The Whole Day Off
417
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,662
Because
Of Some Wretched Weather.
418
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,032
Being Expelled
Is Kind Of Like That...
419
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,105
Except The Weather'S Awesome.
420
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,910
Your Life
Is A Never-Ending Series
421
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,914
Of Missed Opportunities.
422
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:34,852
At Any Given Moment, You Are
Completely Surrounded By Them.
423
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,923
You Just Got To Know
Where To Look.
424
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,997
This Room, For Example--
425
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,799
What Do You See?
426
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,067
Anything?
427
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,536
Time'S Up.
428
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,505
Here'S What
You Might'Ve Missed--
429
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,641
$4.67 Under
The Couch Cushion...
430
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,712
Decorative Boomerang
Bought By My Dad,
431
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,981
Never Been Thrown
A Single Time--
432
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,850
Shame.
433
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,685
You Think This Is Just
For Blowing Leaves?
434
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,522
Think Again!
435
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,398
Opportunities--
They'Re All Around You...
436
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,401
Unless You'Re In History Class.
437
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,617
¶ ¶
438
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,838
Hey, There.
- Hi.
439
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,640
Nice Robe.
440
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,642
- Thank You.
441
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,577
It'S, Uh, $18.50.
442
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,546
- One Second.
443
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,881
Um...
444
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,650
- You Look Familiar.
445
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,851
Do You Go To Eastwood?
446
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,553
- Yeah, I Used To...
447
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,054
Till I Got Expelled.
448
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,590
- That'S Right--
For The Pranks.
449
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,759
I Liked Your Work
With The Koala Bears.
450
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,160
- Thank You.
451
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,729
- Uh, It'S $18.50.
452
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,965
- You Think You Could Help Me
Get That Down?
453
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,000
- Um...
454
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,037
That Depends
On How Much You'Re Gonna Tip Me.
455
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:37,107
- Does $4.67 Tickle
Your Fancy?
456
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:44,148
Almost--It'S About A Foot
To The Left.
457
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,649
Come On, You Got It.
458
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,218
- Really?
Am I Almost There?
459
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,487
- Yeah, Almost There.
Just Jump--Jump A Little Higher.
460
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,522
Oh!
461
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,190
You Almost Hit Me.
- I Did?
462
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,892
Good.
463
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,894
- Oh, That Was So Close.
464
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,529
You Got This.
465
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,498
- One More, One More, One More.
Wait. It'S Fine.
466
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,665
Go Ahead.
467
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,900
Yes!
468
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,802
- Oh!
469
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,537
- Well...
470
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,771
There Goes Your Tip.
471
00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:10,975
What?
472
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,677
No, Stop.
I'M Kidding. Stop.
473
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,517
I Like Her.
474
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,523
These Grades Right Here
475
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,058
Are A One-Way Ticket
To Montana.
476
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,660
If I Don'T Turn
These "F"S Into "A"S,
477
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:33,230
My Vacation'S Gonna End
Very Quickly.
478
00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,598
- Yo.
479
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,634
How'S Early Retirement?
480
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,202
- Incredible.
481
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,104
I Got To Be Honest With You.
482
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,705
I'M Pretty Envious.
483
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,808
- I Would Be Too.
Pizza?
484
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,745
- What'S The Catch?
- "Catch"?
485
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,581
- Yeah, You Show Up To My House
Unexpected, There'S A Catch.
486
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,684
- No...
Just Pizza.
487
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:57,788
- I Swear To God, Man,
If There Are Any Catches,
488
00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,223
I'M Gonna Slap You
In The Mouth.
489
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,959
- Zero Catches.
490
00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,161
- Okay.
491
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,763
All Right.
492
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,569
Okay, Cool.
493
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,939
- I Need You To Help Me Break
Into The School.
494
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,008
- Pizza Slap!
495
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:29,019
¶ ¶
496
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,258
No.
This Is Insane.
497
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,360
- Which Part?
498
00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,761
- All Of It.
499
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,330
All--All Of It Is Insane.
500
00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:42,066
- Can You Be More Specific?
501
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,234
- Yeah.
502
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,670
You Want To Destroy
The School'S Security Camera
503
00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,707
With Super String
- "Super String"?
504
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,609
Who Calls It That?
505
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,978
- I Don'T--Whatever It'S Called,
We'Re Not Using It.
506
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,313
- Fine. Would You Rather Use
Spray Paint?
507
00:26:56,315 --> 00:27:01,185
- No, I'D Rather Not Have A Plan
That Hinges On Sprayable String.
508
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,320
- Okay.
Anything Else?
509
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,623
- Uh, Yeah, Step One--
510
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,625
I'M Not Stealing
The Janitor'S Keys.
511
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,059
I Mean, The Guy Looks
Like Jeffrey Dahmer.
512
00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,761
Come On.
513
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,364
That Dude'S A Sweetheart.
514
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:16,033
So You In?
515
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,202
I Can'T Do This
Without You, Man.
516
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:21,138
- I Will Help You Hack
The Grading System
517
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,774
Under One Condition.
- Which Is?
518
00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,676
- We Need To Change
My Biology Grade.
519
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,811
- Why? What'D You Get?
- I'M Failing...
520
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,913
So Is Half Of The Entire Class.
521
00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,949
- We'Ll Just Have To Change
Your Grade, Then.
522
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,221
- Who Are We Gonna Get
The Security Code From?
523
00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:40,758
- I Hear The Assistant Librarian
Has It.
524
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,061
- Who Is
The Assistant Librarian?
525
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,997
- Stacy Richards...
526
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,365
Or Should I Say "Roxy"?
527
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,000
- You Can'T Be Here.
You'Re Expelled.
528
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,436
- And You'Re Suspended,
So That Makes Two Of Us.
529
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,772
- I'M Still Allowed
To Participate
530
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,106
In Extracurricular Activities.
531
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,307
- Well, Perfect, 'Cause I Got
532
00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:00,778
A Great Extracurricular Activity
For You.
533
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,147
- Mrs. Taylor.
- Aw, You'Re Turning Me In?
534
00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,249
- Mrs. Taylor?
- Sure You Want To Do That?
535
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,818
I Can Give You Straight "A"S.
- I Already Have Straight "A"S.
536
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,219
- Yeah, But What Good
Are Straight "A"S
537
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,155
When You Have A Suspension
On Your Record?
538
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:14,224
- Yes, Hon.
539
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,460
- I Could Make
That Disappear, You Know.
540
00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,295
- What Is It, Stacy?
541
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,831
- Your Record
Would Be Completely Clean.
542
00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,769
- Never Mind.
543
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,310
What Exactly Do You Need
From Me?
544
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,878
- The Keys To The School
545
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,047
And The Code
For The Alarm System, Please.
546
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,983
- What Makes You Think I Have
Either Of Those Things?
547
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,452
- Because Those Things
Are Necessary
548
00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:42,986
For Assistant Librarians
549
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,723
To Open The Library
On Saturday Morning.
550
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,133
- It'S The One That Says
"Do Not Copy".
551
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:59,970
- Yes, I Know Which One It Is.
Thank You.
552
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:03,207
What Do You Plan To Do
With It Exactly?
553
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,942
- Copy It.
554
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,877
- No, Stupid, I Mean,
What Is Your Course Of Action?
555
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,847
- Well...
556
00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,749
Due To New Security Measures,
557
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,217
My Colleague And I
Have Determined
558
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,385
That It Is Impossible
To Hack The Grading System
559
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,221
From The Outside.
560
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,989
We Need Access
To Truman'S Computer,
561
00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,525
And For That,
We Will Need One Key
562
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:25,462
And One Security System Code,
Which Is...?
563
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,899
1,036.
564
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,802
- Oh! Like The Number Of Parties
You Missed.
565
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,404
- Or The Number
Of Jobs You Won'T Qualify For.
566
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,507
- Ouch.
567
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:52,089
- Felix?
- Hey, Mom.
568
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,792
- It'S Late, Honey.
What'S Going On?
569
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,927
- Uh, Just
A Chemistry Project...
570
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,929
For School,
School Chemistry.
571
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,265
- "Chemistry"?
- Yeah.
572
00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,402
- Is This A...
573
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,870
- Smoke Bomb.
574
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,405
- Yeah.
- Yes.
575
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,107
Yes, It Is.
576
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,110
- All Right, Well,
Don'T Go Blowing Yourself Up
577
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,812
Or Anything.
- I Won'T.
578
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,281
- And Get To Bed
At A Reasonable Hour.
579
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,428
Danny.
580
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,101
What Are You Wearing?
581
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:41,138
- Me? I'M Dressed
Like A Normal Human.
582
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,140
You?
- Well...
583
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,243
I'M Wearing Black Stuff,
B-Burglary Stuff.
584
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,111
- You Can'T Do That.
585
00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,447
- Why Can I Not Do That?
586
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,549
- Are You Robbing A Bank?
587
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,884
- What?
588
00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:57,020
- Are You?
- Maybe I Am.
589
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,622
- Oh, Then By All Means,
Dress Like That.
590
00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,058
I'M Just Wondering
Where Your Big Money Bag Is
591
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,292
With The Dollar Sign On It?
592
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,961
- Oh, Oh.
593
00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,462
You'Re So Funny,
Yeah, Let Me Go--
594
00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,966
I'M Gonna Go Do That Real Quick.
I'Ll Do That.
595
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,445
- Okay, Wait.
Hold Up, Hold Up, Hold Up .
596
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,513
Can We--Can We Think About This
For Just A Split Second?
597
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,984
Like, We'Re About To Commit
A-A Legit Crime Right Now.
598
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:31,355
Do You Understand The Gravity
Of The Situation At All?
599
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,624
Okay, I Take That As A No.
Great.
600
00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,259
Ow. Oh.
601
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,198
All Right, All Right, All Right.
602
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,591
What The Hell, Man?
I Told You--
603
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,426
No Super String.
604
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,562
- What Is It With You
And Super String?
605
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,231
- Nothing. You Know What?
Let'S Just--
606
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,499
We'Ll Forget About It.
607
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,234
- No, No. What, What?
Whoa, Wait.
608
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:22,205
Do You Have, Like,
Some Dark History With String?
609
00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,174
Were Your Parents
Killed By Strings?
610
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,710
- No, You Douche.
I Am Allergic To Latex.
611
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,379
I Can'T Be Around Super String
'Cause It Burns My Skin.
612
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:33,483
- Relax. I'M Just Gonna
Black Out The Camera.
613
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054
- Oh, My God!
I'M So Sorry!
614
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,355
- This Is My Nightmare.
- Shh!
615
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,723
- This Is My Nightmare!
It'S Everywhere!
616
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,391
- I'M Sorry. I'M Sorry.
617
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,593
- The Knot Was On The Wrong Way.
- Oh, I Bet It Was.
618
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,362
- Are You Good?
619
00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,664
- Yeah, Oh, I'M Perfectly Fine,
You Moron.
620
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,738
How Many Times...
- Shh.
621
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,540
- Did I Say It?
I Said, "No Super String"!
622
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,241
Jeez.
- I Am Sorry.
623
00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,609
I Didn'T Know.
- Oh, "You'Re Sorry.
624
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,611
You Didn'T Know."
625
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,716
- Ready?
626
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:09,086
Yeah, I'M Ready.
627
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,128
- Yeah.
628
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,130
Boom Town.
629
00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,599
- Don'T Celebrate Yet, Man.
630
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,168
- Hey, Hey.
631
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,037
Don'T Make Me Use This, Bro.
632
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,539
- Are You Looking To Get Punched
In The Balls Today?
633
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,241
Don'T--
Hey!
634
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:32,442
No.
Felix.
635
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:36,113
No! Don'T!
Felix, No!
636
00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,455
What?
- I Can'T Do It.
637
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,057
He'Ll Wake Up.
638
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,625
- So How Are We Gonna Move
The Laptop?
639
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,528
- We Don'T Have To.
640
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:30,100
- Where Did You Even Find This?
- I Got It From Truman'S Desk.
641
00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,768
Shh.
642
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,717
- And...
643
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,252
Got It.
644
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,821
- You'Re A Wizard, Danny.
645
00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,856
- You Know It, Bitch.
646
00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,094
- What Are You Doing?
647
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,696
- I'M Bugging His Computer
To Keep Tabs On Him.
648
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,467
- "Keep Tabs"?
- Yeah.
649
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,535
If He Figures Out That
We Tampered With The Grades,
650
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,870
We'Re Gonna Want To Know
About It.
651
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,572
- Ah, Got It.
652
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,273
- Now Let'S Change
Your Biology Grade.
653
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,577
- Yes, Let'S Do That.
654
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,687
Okay, What Gpa Do You Want?
655
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,689
- 3.5 Should Be Good.
656
00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,291
- 4.0 Coming Right Up.
657
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,260
Really?
658
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,429
- Yeah. What, You Don'T Want
Straight "A"S?
659
00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,364
- All Right.
Do It.
660
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,833
4.0 It Is.
661
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:48,211
There It Is--
Straight "A"S, Baby.
662
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,479
- Crap, I Got To Put This Back.
663
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,780
- Oh, No Way, Man.
664
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,215
It'S Mine Now.
665
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,284
- I Got To Put It Back
On His Desk.
666
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,520
He'S Gonna Know We Were Here.
667
00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,401
- What Are
You Doing Here, Felix?
668
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,769
- What Are You Doing Here,
Mr. Truman?
669
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,304
It'S 2:00 In The Morning.
670
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,373
- Uh-Huh. Waiting For The Police
To Arrive.
671
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,811
What Brings You Here This Time--
Stealing Computers Again?
672
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,381
- I Think I'M Gonna Have To
Break Your Window, Mr. Truman.
673
00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,950
- If You Think That'Ll Help,
Son, Knock Yourself Out.
674
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,837
What Do You Want, Felix?
675
00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,207
- If You Could Let Me Go,
That'D Be Great.
676
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:54,678
- No, No, No. I Mean, What Is It
That You Want, Huh?
677
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,280
What Kind A Future Do You See
For Yourself?
678
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,852
Have You Ever Even Thought
About It?
679
00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:06,690
- I Know What I Don'T Want.
680
00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:10,327
I Don'T Want A Seat Behind
A Desk For The Next Six Years...
681
00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:14,631
So I Can Get A Job And Sit
Behind A Desk For The Next 40.
682
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,499
I'M Trying To Live...
683
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,269
Every Second Of My Life
To The Fullest.
684
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,971
And...
685
00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:24,474
You'Re Making That
Really Difficult, Mr. Truman.
686
00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,448
- Police, Open Up!
687
00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:36,920
- He'S Over Here, Officer.
688
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,723
- Put Your Hands
Behind Your Back.
689
00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,812
Very Rarely Do I Say This,
690
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:07,751
But I Am, Without A Doubt,
100% Boned This Time.
691
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,621
On The Bright Side,
692
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:15,325
Montana Can'T Be Much Worse
Than This.
693
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:18,428
This Could Be Difficult
To Explain To My Parents.
694
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,830
What Do You Think?
695
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,470
I Never Planned To End Up
Like My Brother.
696
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,709
- Your Dad'S Here
To Pick You Up.
697
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,511
- Excellent.
698
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,948
- Come On Out.
699
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,822
- Hey, There, Son.
700
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,761
- Mr. O'Neil?
701
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,465
- Do You Happen To Have
A Moist Towelette, By Chance?
702
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,334
- Your Son'S
In A Lot Of Trouble.
703
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,635
- What?
704
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,603
Felix, I Am Disappointed
In You, Son!
705
00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,405
Super, Super Disappointed!
706
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:05,608
- I'M So Sorry, Dad.
707
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,646
- Ready, Son?
- Yep.
708
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,482
- All Right, Then.
See You.
709
00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,988
- You Know,
I Was Expecting You
710
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,558
To Be A Little Bit More
Upset, Dad.
711
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,926
Or Can I Call You "Ben" Now?
712
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,831
- It'S Good To See You,
Little Bro.
713
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,499
- Seriously.
714
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,468
I Missed You, Man.
- I Missed You Too.
715
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,969
How Did You Know Is Me?
716
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,838
- I Mean, It Wasn'T Hard
To Recognize You,
717
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,674
Even With That Little
Creep-Stache.
718
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,109
What Made You Think
That Would Work?
719
00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,845
- It Did Work,
And You'Re Welcome.
720
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:45,849
- Sorry, I Just--I Just
Can'T Believe He Bought It.
721
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,717
What Are You Doing Here,
Anyway?
722
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,887
- Well, That One Is Kind Of Hard
To Explain.
723
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,455
I Haven'T Really Told Mom
And Dad Yet
724
00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,458
About The Whole
"Great Escape" Thing, So...
725
00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,829
- You Okay There?
- Yeah.
726
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,998
- I Know A Shortcut.
727
00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:06,636
- My Brother'S A Different Class
Of Troublemaker.
728
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,805
He'S Been Caught More Times
Than I Can Count,
729
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:12,742
But He Always Manages
To Power Through.
730
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,911
He'S A Veteran Rule-Breaker.
731
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,679
Me?
732
00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,815
I Prefer
A More Subtle Approach.
733
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,417
- Oh, Yeah.
734
00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,452
Mm.
- Come On.
735
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,657
- I Got To Say--
736
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,860
You Definitely Save My Ass
From The Mountain Academy.
737
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,596
- Yeah, You Don'T Want
To Go There.
738
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,998
- So...
739
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,866
How Did You Escape?
740
00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,602
Isn'T That Place,
Like, Maximum Security?
741
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,572
- To Be Honest,
It Was Pretty Easy.
742
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,874
- How?
743
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,010
- I Shipped Myself Out.
744
00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:52,182
Last Semester I Got A Job
In The Mail Room.
745
00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:54,651
Every Monday I Would Sort
Through Everybody'S Letters
746
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,020
From A Giant Sack.
747
00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,923
The Other Kids Starting
Calling Me "Sack Boy."
748
00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,726
But I Had The Last Laugh.
749
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,208
I Was Supposed To Ship Back
A Broken Tandem Bike
750
00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,009
From Our Fitness Class.
751
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:24,013
But There Was Just Enough Space
For Me To Crawl Inside.
752
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,582
So I Hopped In The Box
753
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,051
And I Shipped Myself To Freedom.
754
00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,886
- Wait.
Seriously?
755
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,554
How Were You Able To Breathe?
756
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,656
- There Was Plenty Of Oxygen,
As I Recall.
757
00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,626
The Box Was Shipped Ground.
- Wait, Wait, Wait.
758
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,761
- So You Just Changed
The Address On The Box?
759
00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,498
- Shipped Myself
Right To Our Doorstep, Baby.
760
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,733
- The Crate--
You Were In That Crate.
761
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,935
- Yes, Dude, You Walked
Right Pass Me.
762
00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,936
- Oh.
763
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,010
- Stretching My Legs Was...
764
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:57,947
Borderline Orgasmic.
765
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:01,251
Sneaking Into The House
Was Easy.
766
00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:05,221
Finding A Permanent Hiding Spot
Was Even Easier.
767
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,126
I Quickly Discovered
That The Attic
768
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,295
Is The Most Badass Part
Of The House.
769
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,697
My Old Box Of Toys
Was Up There.
770
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,666
So Was Santa Claus.
771
00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,903
It Was A Little Cramped,
But I Made Do With What I Had.
772
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,974
For The Last Few Days,
I'Ve Been Living In The Attic,
773
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,277
Off Of Hot Dogs And Candy.
774
00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,059
Hello?
775
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,761
When I Heard You Were Arrested,
776
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,629
I Immediately Knew
What Had To Be Done.
777
00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:49,566
Oh, Yes.
This Is Certainly Him.
778
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,768
- We'Re Gonna Need You
To Pick Him Up At The Station.
779
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,237
- Absolutely. I'Ll Be Right
There To Pick Him Up,
780
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,173
'Cause I'M His Dad.
781
00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:01,811
- I Mean This
In The Best Possible Way,
782
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,647
But You Are Insane.
783
00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,616
I Can'T Thank You Enough, Man.
784
00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,952
- Of Course, Dude.
I Got You.
785
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,353
- You Do Know
786
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:13,289
That We Are About Five Miles
From The House.
787
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,191
Are We Walking The Whole Way?
788
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893
- Nope.
789
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,232
I Fixed It...
790
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,736
Sort Of.
791
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:30,173
- Dude, What Is Wrong
With This Bike?
792
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,808
- A Lot Of Things.
793
00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:42,018
Sorry.
794
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,053
Okay, Nice And Easy.
795
00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,862
What Are You Doing?
796
00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,764
- What Do You Mean?
- You Can'T Use The Front Door,
797
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,734
The Alarm System
Activates After 10:00.
798
00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:00,169
Get It Together, Man.
799
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,305
- Okay.
800
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,273
What Are You Doing?
801
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,342
- I'M Gonna Sneak
Through My Bedroom Window.
802
00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,944
- Are You Kidding Me?
803
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,412
It'S Right Next
To Mom And Dad'S Room.
804
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,314
They'Re Gonna Hear You
When You Go On The Roof.
805
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,749
- Okay.
806
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,651
So How Do You Suggest
That We Get In?
807
00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:16,719
- The Living-Room Window.
808
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,821
- The Living-Room Window.
809
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,123
That'S A Rookie Move,
And You Know It.
810
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,424
That Window Squeaks.
811
00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:24,093
- I Have Done This
A Thousand Times, Felix.
812
00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:26,663
- So Have I.
- All Right, You Don'T Get It.
813
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,765
It'S My Patootie
If We Get Caught.
814
00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:31,234
Mom And Dad Are Gonna Send Me
Right Back To Montana.
815
00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:33,069
Not Gonna Happen.
816
00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,671
Executive Decision--
817
00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,739
We'Re Going Through
The Living-Room Window.
818
00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:39,042
Let'S Go.
- Fine.
819
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,243
But Once You'Re In The Attic,
820
00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:43,046
You Need To Be
Absolutely Silent.
821
00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,915
Mom Is The World'S
Lightest Sleeper.
822
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,750
- You Don'T Need
To Tell Me This, Man.
823
00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,352
I'Ll Be As Quiet As A Rodent.
824
00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,221
- Mouse, As Quiet As A Mouse.
825
00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,956
- A Mouse Is A Rodent.
826
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,725
- Yeah, But So Is A Squirrel.
827
00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:58,027
- Squirrels
Are Relatively Quiet, Man.
828
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,030
- I'M Gonna Kill You.
829
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,832
- Okay, All Right.
Sorry.
830
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:32,895
Go, Go, Go.
831
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,997
- Honey?
Is That You?
832
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,766
- This Way, This Way.
833
00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,138
Come On, This Way.
834
00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,009
- Hey.
- Hey.
835
00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:49,245
- What Happened To Going To Bed
At A Reasonable Hour?
836
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,281
- I Did, I Was Asleep,
I Just Really Needed A...
837
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,085
Banana.
- Don'T Touch That.
838
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,754
It Was Expensive.
839
00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,021
- Really?
840
00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,456
- The Bowl.
841
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,824
- Oh.
842
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,528
I Got A Call Tonight
843
00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,930
From The Mountain Academy
About Your Brother.
844
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,133
- Yeah.
- They Can'T Find Him.
845
00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,468
He Escaped.
846
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:14,937
They'Ve Been Searching
The Area,
847
00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,206
And They Haven'T Found
Anything Yet.
848
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,975
I Am Just--
I Am Worried To Death.
849
00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,409
I-I Know Your Brother...
- Mom.
850
00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:22,378
- And I Know What
He'S Capable Of, And I--
851
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:26,382
- It'S Okay.
Ben'S Gonna Be Fine.
852
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,819
- You Don'T Happen To Know
Anything About This, Do You?
853
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,355
- No. No. I-
854
00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:37,193
- You Don'T Think
He'D Come Here To The--
855
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,830
What Was That?
856
00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:42,165
- Was That Upstairs?
857
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,100
- No.
858
00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:45,868
- Yeah, I Think It Was Upstairs.
Probably--
859
00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:47,904
- No, It Came
From Right Over Here.
860
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:54,343
What Did You Do?
861
00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:57,346
Felix, What Is Wrong With You?
862
00:46:57,348 --> 00:47:00,216
I Told You That Was Expensive.
863
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:03,452
Why Would You Do
Something Like That?
864
00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:08,891
Are You Gonna Help Me
Clean It Up?
865
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,364
Felix!
866
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,433
- Just Trying To Help.
867
00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,386
The Answer Is "B."
- Are You Insane?
868
00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,255
- I Need The Report Card.
869
00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,424
- Do You Not See That I'M In
The Middle Of A Test Right Now?
870
00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,525
Just Get It At Lunch.
871
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,067
- Hey, Hey.
872
00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,301
My Mom'S Been On My Ass
All Week.
873
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,436
I Need It Now.
874
00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,275
- You'Re Killing Me.
- Yeah, Buddy.
875
00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:05,648
Thank You.
876
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,550
Hey, Seriously,
The Answer Is "B."
877
00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,653
- Seriously, Shut Up.
878
00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,655
- It Is.
I Can See Emily'S Test.
879
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,658
Hi.
880
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,493
- Are You Serious?
881
00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,128
- "Are You Serious?"
882
00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,380
- Any Word When We Can Expect
To See Your Report Card?
883
00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:39,949
- You Mean...
884
00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:41,217
This One Right Here?
885
00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,551
- Is That It?
886
00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,620
- Yep, Got It In The Mail
This Morning.
887
00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:47,490
- Why Didn'T You Tell Us
It Came?
888
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:49,992
- How Do You Think You Did?
889
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,328
- I Think I Did Okay.
890
00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,500
- Oh, My God!
891
00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:01,704
- Straight "A"S...
892
00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,340
The Holy Grail Of Academia.
893
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:07,209
Every Parent Wants To See
Their Kid Succeed.
894
00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:10,179
They Also Want The Bragging
Rights At Christmas Parties.
895
00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:12,348
They Want The Honor Roll
Bumper Sticker
896
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,183
On The Back Of Their Minivan.
897
00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,253
"A"S Are Like A Reward
For Properly Raising Your Kid.
898
00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:20,423
It'S Like Catnip For Parents.
899
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,260
Wow, Felix!
This Is--
900
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,996
Wow!
- I Can'T Believe It.
901
00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,999
You Even Got An "A"
In Mr. Harris' Class.
902
00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,234
- What, You Didn'T Think I'D Be
Able To Handle Chemistry?
903
00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:35,171
- No, No, No, We Just Got A Call
From Him A Couple Of Weeks Ago
904
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,605
About A Parent-Teacher
Conference.
905
00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,207
I Was Worried
There Was A Problem,
906
00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,976
But Apparently Not.
907
00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:41,544
- No.
908
00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,313
- You Guys Aren'T Actually
Going To That, Right?
909
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,216
- Well, Your Dad Can'T Make It
Because He Has A Real Job,
910
00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,718
But I Already Said Yes.
911
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,653
We'Re Supposed To Meet
With Him On Saturday.
912
00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,555
- But There'S Really
No Reason To.
913
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,123
I Have An "A" In His Class.
914
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,592
- I Already Told Him
We Were Going, Felix.
915
00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:59,562
- Okay, You Could
Just Cancel It.
916
00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:02,999
- Is Everything Okay?
- Is There...
917
00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,633
Something We Should Know About?
918
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,769
- No. No.
I Just Don'T Want You To Feel
919
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,004
Like You Have To Go.
920
00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,705
- We'Re Going.
921
00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:10,773
- Great.
922
00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,208
- Terrible.
923
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,043
That'S Terrible.
924
00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,344
- Is Unreal How Mr. Harris
925
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,546
Always Manages
To Ruin Everything.
926
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:21,083
- So I Guess You Got To Tell
Your Parents The Truth.
927
00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:22,618
- Absolutely Not.
928
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:25,221
I'M Gonna Fake
A Parent-Teacher Conference.
929
00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,290
- Well, That Sounds
Difficult/Impossible.
930
00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,026
- Mm, Difficult, Yes.
931
00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:33,062
Impossible...
932
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:36,132
Probably Also Yes, But That'S
Never Stopped Us Before.
933
00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:41,470
We'Re Going To Need
A Shady Middle-Aged Man.
934
00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,807
- Why?
935
00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:47,410
- To Act As Mr. Harris
During The Conference.
936
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,781
Do You Ever
Just Stand Back Sometimes
937
00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:55,217
And Look At Your Plan
And Think To Yourself,
938
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,620
"Wow, I Am Dumb"?
939
00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:59,688
- Why Do You Got To Be
Like This?
940
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,658
- Maybe It'S Because I'M Sick
Of Nearly Getting Arrested
941
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,260
Every Time That I Help You.
942
00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:06,429
- Who Says I'M Asking
For Your Help?
943
00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,164
- You Are Always Asking
For My Help.
944
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,466
- False.
945
00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:13,669
I Don'T Need It.
946
00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,772
I Got This.
- Good...
947
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,075
'Cause I Would Say No.
- Why?
948
00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,242
- Because...
949
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,411
I'M Sick Of Your Sketchy Plans.
950
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,713
I Help You Because
You'Re My Friend,
951
00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:29,518
But I Cannot Keep Doing
This Stuff.
952
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,520
- No.
953
00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,124
It'S Cool.
954
00:51:39,196 --> 00:51:42,398
I'Ll Just Handle It Myself.
- Good Luck.
955
00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,139
- Danny Isn'T Wrong.
956
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,141
I'M Not Going To Contest
What He Said.
957
00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,414
Guess I'M Going To Have
To Pull This Off By Myself.
958
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,555
- Shamus.
959
00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,424
How'S It Going, Man?
Remember Me?
960
00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:10,626
Oh, Come On, Shamus,
It'S Felix!
961
00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,428
I Gave You Two Packs Of Gum
Last Week.
962
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,497
Hey.
963
00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:18,801
I Have A Proposition For You.
Are You Interested?
964
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,804
- Let Me Put On Some Pants.
965
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:30,613
So You Expect Me To Dress
Like A Teacher?
966
00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,314
- Yeah, We Just Need
To Convince My Mom
967
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,350
That You'Re Mr. Harris
For Five Minutes.
968
00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:37,786
- You Going To Pay Me?
- I Don'T Have Much Money.
969
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,624
- What Do You Got?
- Um, 40 Bucks.
970
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,759
- What Else You Got?
- Um...
971
00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,661
A Crossbow.
972
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,198
- 40 Bucks And A Crossbow--
You Got Yourself A Deal.
973
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,468
- Cool, Cool. Just Make Sure
You Wear Something Nice.
974
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:53,869
- "Something Nice"?
975
00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:55,804
- Yeah, Like A Collared Shirt
Or Something.
976
00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,806
Do I Look Like
The Sort Of Fellow
977
00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,775
Who Owns A Collared Shirt?
978
00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,377
- Let'S Do This--
979
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,579
Meet Me At My House
Tomorrow Morning...
980
00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,214
And I'Ll Let You Borrow
Some Of My Dad'S Clothes.
981
00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:06,782
- All Right.
- Okay?
982
00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,918
- All Right.
- Cool.
983
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,389
- So You Want Me To Act
Like Mr. Harris.
984
00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,759
Think I Can Pull It Off?
985
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,627
- Yeah.
986
00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:29,471
- Why? Why?
- What'S The Problem?
987
00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,507
- What Happened With Being
As Quiet As A Rodent?
988
00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:33,409
- I Was Balls Deep
In Rodent Quietness
989
00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,544
Until I Found These Horseshoes,
990
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,446
And I Was Faced
With A Very Difficult Decision.
991
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:39,215
What?
992
00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:41,417
I'M Failing To See
The Difficulty Here.
993
00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:45,454
- It Was Horseshoes
Versus Quietness.
994
00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,790
- Are You Trying To Get Caught
By Mom And Dad?
995
00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,925
- No, Okay? Look, I Didn'T Go
Through The Trouble
996
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:52,428
Of Escaping The Mountain Academy
Just So I Could Be Bored
997
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,296
Out Of My Frickin' Mind Here
In The Attic.
998
00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:56,865
- Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Out
Of Everything You Could'Ve Done,
999
00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,901
All This,
You Decide To Throw Horseshoes?
1000
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,705
- Yes. What Do You Do
In Your Free Time, Felix?
1001
00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:05,708
- It'S Complicated. You Wouldn'T
Believe Me If I Told You, But...
1002
00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,443
- Try Me.
1003
00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:11,247
- I Just Bribed A Janitor
With A Crossbow
1004
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,349
To Fake
A Parent-Teacher Conference.
1005
00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:15,684
- That Sounds Amazing.
Let Me Help You.
1006
00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,586
- No.
1007
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,955
- I Would Be An Absolute Asset
To Your Team.
1008
00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:23,626
I'M Professional. And How Do You
Know Your Plan Doesn'T Need Me?
1009
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,028
- Because My Plan Doesn'T
Involve Getting Screwed
1010
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,430
And Going Back To Jail.
- Okay, At Least--
1011
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:31,433
At The Very Least,
Tell Me What You'Re Doing.
1012
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,837
- Well, First I'M Going
To Need Pizza.
1013
00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:36,739
- Okay, Why Pizza?
1014
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,941
- Because I'M--
- Stop. I Know Why Pizza--
1015
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,376
Because You'Re Going
To Put Ex-Lax
1016
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:41,910
On The Pizza,
Give It To The Teacher.
1017
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,545
He'S Going To Have Diarrhea
1018
00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:44,813
And Not Going To Be Able
To Show Up To The Meeting.
1019
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,548
- What? No, I--
- You'Re Going To Do
1020
00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,517
The "Imposter Pizza Delivery
Guy" Switch, Aren'T You?
1021
00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:51,620
- Ben. I'M Getting Pizza
Because I'M Hungry.
1022
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:53,856
- Oh.
1023
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,642
- Where Have You Been? My Mom'S
Going To Be Here Any Minute.
1024
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,978
- You Said Be Here At 9:00.
- That Was An Hour Ago.
1025
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,579
- Oh. Huh.
1026
00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:25,921
- You Know How To Tie
A Tie, Right?
1027
00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:29,792
- Well, I'Ll Figure
Something Out.
1028
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:33,629
- Remember, I Need You
In Room 34--Crap.
1029
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,331
- What? What?
- Come On, Get Inside.
1030
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,066
- What? What?
- My Mom'S Here. Get Inside.
1031
00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:38,934
- Ooh.
- Get Inside.
1032
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:42,438
Upstairs, Come On.
1033
00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:45,941
No, No.
1034
00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:54,583
- Felix?
1035
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,585
- Yeah?
1036
00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,422
- What'S Going On?
What Was That?
1037
00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:04,126
- W-What Was What?
- Never Mind.
1038
00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:06,395
Remember, We Have To Leave
For That Meeting Soon.
1039
00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:07,429
- Okay.
1040
00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:28,884
- Honey?
1041
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,753
What'S Going On Up There?
1042
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,155
- Uh, N-Nothing,
I Just Tripped.
1043
00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:36,158
- You Ready To Leave Soon?
1044
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,893
- Yep, Sounds Good.
1045
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,667
What The Hell Did You Do?
1046
00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:46,869
Who Is That?
1047
00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,871
- It'S Shamus.
- Who Is Shamus?
1048
00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:50,706
- He'S My One Hope
At Faking This Conference.
1049
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,708
- Seriously? That?
- Yes.
1050
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,543
You Screwed
This Whole Thing Up, Man.
1051
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,145
What Did You Do?
- I Don'T Know, Man.
1052
00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:58,414
When I See Bearded People
In My Attic, I Go Buck Wild.
1053
00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,182
- Oh, You Go Buck Wild, Yeah?
1054
00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:02,618
- Yeah.
- Shamus, Shamus, Wake Up.
1055
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,787
- Oh, Man.
- Shamus, Wake Up.
1056
00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:08,791
Shamus, Wake Up, Buddy!
Wake Up.
1057
00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,592
The Conference Is In 20 Minutes.
1058
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,060
- Just Tell Mom
He Didn'T Show Up.
1059
00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:15,097
- No. The Real Mr. Harris
Is Going To Be There.
1060
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,967
- Felix, Are You Ready, Honey?
1061
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,437
- I Got You, Man.
- No.
1062
00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:23,472
Absolutely Not.
Stay Here.
1063
00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:25,474
- Trust Me, Dude, I Got You.
- No.
1064
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,708
- Yes.
1065
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,777
- Felix, Let'S Go!
1066
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,078
- Be Right There!
1067
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,514
No!
1068
00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:35,951
- Oh, There You Are, Honey.
Come On.
1069
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,886
I Don'T Want To Be Late.
1070
00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,888
A Little Anxious
About This Meeting.
1071
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,924
I Don'T Know What To Expect.
1072
00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:44,860
- I Know Exactly
How You Feel.
1073
00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:00,536
- Boom Town.
1074
00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:10,579
Target Acquired.
1075
00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,784
- Yeah, Unfortunately,
I'M Not Gonna Be Available
1076
00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:50,919
Till Late This Afternoon.
1077
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,287
You Got It.
1078
01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:09,137
- Mrs. Anders, You'Re Not
Due Here Until 12:00 Noon.
1079
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:13,609
- Oh, Mrs. O'Neil.
I'M Felix'S Mom.
1080
01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,711
- Felix'S Mom?
1081
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:17,846
Felix...
1082
01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:20,616
What'S Going On Here?
1083
01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:23,986
- Ooh, Were We Scheduled Later?
- No, No, No, No.
1084
01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:26,688
You Weren'T Scheduled At All.
1085
01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,390
- I Don'T Understand.
1086
01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:31,393
Oh, Is This Because Felix
Got An "A" In Your Class?
1087
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,029
That'S, Uh...
1088
01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:38,634
No, Felix Never Got An "A"
In My Class.
1089
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:41,837
Felix Never Even Passed
My Class.
1090
01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,846
- Are You Sure You'Re Thinking
Of The Right Student?
1091
01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:52,881
- Oh, I'M Positive.
1092
01:00:54,385 --> 01:00:57,853
- Felix, Would You Like
To Explain This?
1093
01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,226
- Mrs. O'Neil, You'Re Aware
That Your Son...
1094
01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:06,128
No Longer Attends
My Class, Right?
1095
01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:10,165
Yeah, Felix--
1096
01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,739
- Oh, My God.
1097
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,908
Mr. Harris?
1098
01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,744
Mr. Harris, Are You Okay?
1099
01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,180
- This Is Perfectly Normal.
- How Is This Normal?
1100
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,783
- He'S Narcoleptic Or Something.
- Oh.
1101
01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,752
I'M Calling An Ambulance.
- No, Mom, He'S Fine.
1102
01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:34,823
- Yes, A Teacher Just...
- He'S Okay, He Really Is.
1103
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,158
- Had A Stroke Or Something.
- Trust Me.
1104
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,728
- I Don'T Know.
We Need Medical Help.
1105
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:41,063
- Mom, We Don'T Need Help.
We Got It.
1106
01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,198
- Eastwood High School.
- We Got This.
1107
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,800
- Please Hurry.
- He Does This All The Time.
1108
01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:47,235
- I'Ll Wait Outside.
- No, Wait, Mom.
1109
01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,105
Mom, Chill, Chill,
Chill, Chill.
1110
01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,441
- Oh, My God.
1111
01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,811
Ben?
1112
01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:58,013
What Is Going On Here?
1113
01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,448
Ben, What'S Wrong?
1114
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:02,951
- I Tried.
He Just--Felix--
1115
01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:06,054
- Oh, My God,
What Is Wrong With Him?
1116
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:08,457
Honey?
- I Don'T Want Montana.
1117
01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:10,125
- Oh.
1118
01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:14,062
Wait A Minute. W-What The Hell
Is He Doing Here?
1119
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,498
- I Don'T Know.
He--Why Would He Be Here?
1120
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,801
- Don'T You Dare Lie To Me.
I Want Answers.
1121
01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,306
You Failed Mr. Harris' Class,
Didn'T You?
1122
01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:25,874
- No, I Didn'T--
1123
01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:27,743
- You Faked Your Grades?
- What?
1124
01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:31,313
- I Am Gonna Talk To Mr. Truman
About This Immediately.
1125
01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:34,216
- He'S Not Here.
It'S The Weekend.
1126
01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,384
- Well, Then I Plan
On Meeting With Him
1127
01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,487
First Thing Monday Morning.
1128
01:02:38,489 --> 01:02:41,990
And When We Get Home,
You Go To Your Room,
1129
01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:45,994
Because You Are Grounded...
Indefinitely.
1130
01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:52,400
- Well, At Least
No One Got Arrested.
1131
01:02:54,537 --> 01:02:58,073
Luckily, Ben Used
The Right Amount Of Sedative.
1132
01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,542
Mr. Harris Was Taken
To The Hospital
1133
01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:04,212
And Woke Up A Few Hours Later
With Short-Term Amnesia.
1134
01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,416
Shamus Regained Consciousness
1135
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:11,486
And Left The House
Before We Returned.
1136
01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:14,422
He Made Sure To Raid
Our Pantry First.
1137
01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:22,464
- You'Ve Reached The Office
Of Principal Truman.
1138
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,833
Please Leave A Message
After The Beep.
1139
01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,302
- Hi, Mr. Truman,
This Is Julie O'Neil...
1140
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,171
- This Happens
To Be The Third Voice Mail
1141
01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,539
My Mom Has Left For Mr. Truman.
1142
01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:32,207
- I'M Sorry To Call Again...
1143
01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,075
- Hoping She Doesn'T Get Through
Anytime Soon.
1144
01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:37,112
- Concerned About My Son...
1145
01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,881
- Ben.
1146
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:42,184
Ben Tried To Take The Blame
For The Whole Thing.
1147
01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:44,019
Mom Wasn'T Sure
What To Believe.
1148
01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:47,455
Regardless, He Was Sent Back
To The Mountain Academy,
1149
01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,959
Or, As He Calls It,
"Project Butthole."
1150
01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,200
He Told Me He'S Already
Planned His Next Escape.
1151
01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:03,572
As For Me, The Vacation'S Over.
1152
01:04:03,574 --> 01:04:07,943
I May Not Want To Spend My Life
At A Desk Job,
1153
01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:10,412
But I Sure As Hell Don'T Want
To Spend It In Jail Either.
1154
01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:17,886
- Hey, Let'S Do Something Fun.
1155
01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:21,356
- I Can'T.
I'M Grounded.
1156
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,358
- I Have Pizza.
1157
01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,199
- Hey.
- Hi.
1158
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,034
So What Did
They Ground You For?
1159
01:04:34,904 --> 01:04:37,005
- It'S...
1160
01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:39,007
Hard To Explain.
1161
01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,343
- Well, Other Than That,
How Are You Doing?
1162
01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,178
- Well...
1163
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,579
My Parents Are On The Verge
1164
01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:48,617
Of Finding Out
I'Ve Been Expelled, So...
1165
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,986
- Okay, Wait.
1166
01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,089
They Don'T Know?
- No.
1167
01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:58,260
They Are Gonna Flip
When They Find Out.
1168
01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,997
- Yeah,
That Could Be A Problem.
1169
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:06,368
- I Just--I Just Want
To Turn Things Around.
1170
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,905
I Think I Really Messed Up
This Time.
1171
01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:12,007
I--
1172
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,911
I Want To Do The Right Thing,
But I'M Not--
1173
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:18,513
I'M Not Entirely Sure
What That Is.
1174
01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:21,082
I Can'T Keep
Lying To My Parents.
1175
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:25,220
- Well, Maybe You Don'T Have
To Lie To Them At All.
1176
01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,390
- Huh?
1177
01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:32,160
What Do You Mean By That?
1178
01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:37,332
I Think I'Ve Broken Into
Eastwood Enough Times This Week.
1179
01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:40,435
- We'Re Not Breaking In, Silly.
Come On.
1180
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,652
- This Is Crazy.
1181
01:05:57,654 --> 01:06:00,255
You Can Almost See
The Whole Campus From Here.
1182
01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,692
- I Know. It'S Awesome, Right?
- Yeah, It Is.
1183
01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:06,528
So Many Good Memories Here.
1184
01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:09,230
- Yeah.
- I'M Going To Miss It.
1185
01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:11,132
Montana'S Gonna Suck.
1186
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:16,104
- Come On, Don'T Say That.
There'S A Way Out Of This.
1187
01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,273
- My Mom'S Not Gonna Stop
Until She Finds The Truth.
1188
01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:19,574
- Well...
1189
01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,510
If You Could Get Truman
To Re-Enroll You,
1190
01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,113
You Will Not Have To Lie
To Your Mom At All.
1191
01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,148
You'D Actually Be Going
To Eastwood.
1192
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,184
- I'M Not Exactly
In The Position To Get Truman
1193
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,619
To Do Anything For Me.
1194
01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,421
- Then I Guess You'Re Going
To Have To Get Him
1195
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:34,689
To See Things Your Way.
1196
01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:37,225
- Do You Know
Something I Don'T?
1197
01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:39,194
- Possibly.
1198
01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,996
- What?
1199
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:43,198
- Well, You Know
That Pizza Place I Work For?
1200
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,366
- Yeah.
1201
01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:46,735
- We Deliver 24 Hours A Day.
1202
01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,770
- So?
1203
01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,672
- So...
1204
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,708
That Means...
1205
01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,377
Wait For It.
1206
01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:57,178
Now.
1207
01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,585
- I Don'T Get It.
1208
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:11,092
- Whoa. Is That Mr. Truman?
- Yeah.
1209
01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,694
- What Is He Doing?
- I Don'T Know.
1210
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,097
He Orders A Barbecue-Chicken
Pizza Every Saturday Night.
1211
01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:18,500
- Why?
- No Idea.
1212
01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:21,036
Want To Find Out?
1213
01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,257
What Do You Think
He'S Looking At?
1214
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:45,093
- I Don'T Know.
What Time Is It?
1215
01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,528
It'S 11:00.
1216
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:54,269
What Is He Doing Here
So Late?
1217
01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,703
- Shady Stuff.
1218
01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:59,374
I Wish We Could See His Screen.
1219
01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,577
- I Think That Can Be Arranged.
1220
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,126
- Oh.
1221
01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:26,568
¶ ¶
1222
01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,537
- What Are You Doing Here?
- I'M Sorry.
1223
01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:31,106
- I Know.
1224
01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:32,841
- I Really Mean That.
1225
01:08:32,843 --> 01:08:33,875
¶ ¶
1226
01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:35,577
- I Know.
1227
01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:37,712
- Asking You To Risk Your Neck
For Me All The Time
1228
01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:40,748
Is Pretty Selfish.
1229
01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:44,119
I Just Want You To Know That
If It Was You Who Needed Me
1230
01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:45,553
To Do Some Shady Stuff,
1231
01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,889
I Would Do It In An Instant.
1232
01:08:47,891 --> 01:08:51,126
- Well, I Was Planning
1233
01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,294
On Stealing
The Declaration Of Independence.
1234
01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,767
- I Brought You A Burrito.
1235
01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:03,905
- Yeah, Okay, I Forgive You.
1236
01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:08,143
Who'S That?
1237
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:09,444
- Oh, That'S Katie.
1238
01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:13,148
- Hi.
- Hi.
1239
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,457
You Really Think There'S
Something Shady On Here?
1240
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,592
- Absolutely.
There'S--There'S Got To Be.
1241
01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,861
- So You Recorded This
From Truman'S Computer?
1242
01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,897
- Yeah. What Time Did You
See Him Log On?
1243
01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,599
Around 11:00.
1244
01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:33,501
- Wait.
How Far Back Does This Go?
1245
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,503
- I Mean, Technically, We Can Go
All The Way Back To The Point
1246
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:36,838
Where We Bugged His Computer.
1247
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,473
I Got Everything
On The Hard Drive, So...
1248
01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:40,508
- Wait, Wait, Look.
1249
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,645
He Plays Online Blackjack?
1250
01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:46,181
But Why Would He Do This
In The Middle Of The Night
1251
01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,582
At School?
1252
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:50,585
- I Mean--He Must Be Hiding It
From Someone.
1253
01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,587
- His Wife, Probably.
1254
01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:57,425
- Whoa, Look At This.
1255
01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:00,461
He Just Lost $600 Right There.
- Oh--
1256
01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,230
- I'D Say He Definitely
Has A Problem.
1257
01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:04,599
- Oh, Wow.
1258
01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:07,502
- No, This Is Insane.
He Just Lost Another Grand.
1259
01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:10,271
- Wow!
He Sucks.
1260
01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,940
I Mean, He'S Got To Give Up
At Some Point, Right?
1261
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,841
I Mean, This Is Crazy.
1262
01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:15,677
- Maybe His Wife
Might Want To See This.
1263
01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:19,547
Yeah.
1264
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,449
What'S He Doing?
Is He Quitting?
1265
01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,819
- I Don'T Know.
1266
01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:31,926
- Does That--?
1267
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,562
Does That Say "Eastwood"?
1268
01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:38,233
- Wait.
Did He Just--
1269
01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:41,769
- He Just Stole Money
From The School.
1270
01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:45,240
- Dude, That Is, Like,
Serious Jail Time Right There.
1271
01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,474
This Is Huge.
1272
01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,576
- Wait.
So We Just Recorded--
1273
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:52,480
- We Just Recorded
Blackmail Jackpot.
1274
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:56,017
- Dude, I Can'T Believe This.
He Must Be Out Of His Mind.
1275
01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,586
- Does This Mean We Can Get
Truman To Re-Enroll You?
1276
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:02,590
- This Means We Can Get Truman
To Do Anything.
1277
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,692
- Yes.
1278
01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:05,827
Yes!
1279
01:11:28,851 --> 01:11:32,487
- Ooh, Tell Him To Come Alone.
1280
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,322
- But Who Would He Bring?
1281
01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,858
- Just Do It.
It'S Creepy.
1282
01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:41,429
- Oh, Also Tell Him
He'S A Douche.
1283
01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,431
- Why?
1284
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:45,066
- 'Cause He'S A Douche.
1285
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,711
- You Going To Bed Soon?
1286
01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,483
Felix.
1287
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:05,620
- Sorry. Yeah, I'M Going
To Pass Out In A Bit.
1288
01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:07,522
- Okay,
Just Checking In On You.
1289
01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,657
Get Some Sleep.
1290
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,060
- Good Night, Dad.
1291
01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:28,009
Gary.
1292
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,410
Nice Car.
1293
01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:32,447
- Are You Really This Stupid?
1294
01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,849
How Many Times Do I Need To Have
You Arrested This Week?
1295
01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:38,553
- Oh, You'Re Going
To Call The Cops?
1296
01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:39,954
If You Are, Then Great.
1297
01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,723
I'D Love To Tell Them
About The $10,000
1298
01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:45,760
You Stole From The School
To Fund Your Gambling Addiction.
1299
01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:47,995
Yeah.
- It'S Your Word Against Mine.
1300
01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:51,499
Who Do You Think They'Re Gonna
Side With, Anyway?
1301
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:53,534
- I Bugged Your Laptop, Gary.
1302
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:56,037
I Have Hard Evidence
Of All Your Activity
1303
01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,005
On My Hard Drive.
1304
01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,842
And, Frankly, I Don'T Think
They'Re Going To Have Trouble
1305
01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,377
Picking Sides.
1306
01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:07,648
- What Is This?
1307
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,385
Do You Want Money?
What Do You Want?
1308
01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:11,619
- Enrollment.
1309
01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:13,721
- "Enrollment"?
- I Want Enrollment
1310
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,690
In The Next Semester
At Eastwood.
1311
01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:17,859
And I Want The Forms Filled Out
By Monday.
1312
01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:21,095
- That'S Ridiculous.
- Gary.
1313
01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:23,498
These Last Few Days
Have Been Hell For Me.
1314
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,466
But I Know There'S Still
A Chance For Me
1315
01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:27,468
To Set Things Straight.
1316
01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,704
- W-What Are You
Talking About?
1317
01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,873
- You Once Asked Me,
1318
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:33,608
"What Kind Of Future Do You See
For Yourself"?
1319
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,411
I Thought About It...
1320
01:13:36,413 --> 01:13:39,714
A Lot.
1321
01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,417
And My Future Is Here
At Eastwood.
1322
01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,185
- No, That'S Not Gonna
Happen, Felix.
1323
01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,853
The Faculty Won'T Approve It.
1324
01:13:47,456 --> 01:13:48,790
- I Think You'Ll Find The Way.
1325
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:51,692
- Oh, Really?
Why Is That?
1326
01:13:51,694 --> 01:13:53,961
- 'Cause You Don'T Want
To Go To Jail, Gary.
1327
01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,767
- You'Re Not Listening.
1328
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:02,069
I Need Those Forms Authorized
By Tomorrow Morning.
1329
01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:03,571
You Understand?
1330
01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,640
Hold On A Second.
1331
01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,875
Come On In, Come On In.
Hi.
1332
01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,945
I Need You To Search
For Form A-13.
1333
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,914
It'S The Enrollment Form, Okay?
- Yeah, Of Course.
1334
01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,682
Get Right On It.
- Great. Great.
1335
01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:17,018
- Yeah, I'Ve Got My T.A.
Working On It Right Now, Uh-Huh.
1336
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,137
- Felix!
1337
01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:39,607
What In The--
- Danny!
1338
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,008
- No, No, No!
1339
01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:43,211
- Ow! Ow!
- Chill.
1340
01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,514
- I Hate You.
I Hate You...
1341
01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,149
But I Respect You.
1342
01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:50,117
Oh. Okay.
1343
01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,853
Ah. Wait, So--
1344
01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,254
Okay, So How Did Last Night
With Truman Go?
1345
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:55,156
Is He Gonna Enroll You?
- Uh...
1346
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,259
He Didn'T Exactly Say Yes,
But He Didn'T Say No Either,
1347
01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,161
So...
1348
01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,865
- Maybe You Need To Threaten Him
A Little More.
1349
01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:07,502
- What Is This?
1350
01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:09,270
Uh, An Enrollment Form.
1351
01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,972
- For Felix?
1352
01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:14,909
- Yes.
1353
01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,544
- Why?
1354
01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:18,946
- It'S...
1355
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,681
It'S Not So Easy To Explain.
1356
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:23,551
- You Can'T Do This.
1357
01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:25,820
- He'S Got Me
In A Really Bad Spot, Vanessa.
1358
01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:27,622
- What Is It--Blackmail?
Don'T Even--
1359
01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,624
Don'T Even Say Anything.
You Don'T Have To Say Anything.
1360
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:32,760
- I-I Really Don'T Have
A Choice Here.
1361
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:37,265
- Mr. Truman, Yes, You Do.
I Can Help You.
1362
01:15:37,267 --> 01:15:38,799
- "If My Demands Aren'T Met,
1363
01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:40,568
"Then I Will Be Forced
1364
01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,971
To Turn The Hard Drive
Directly Over To The Police."
1365
01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,907
How Was That?
- Perfect.
1366
01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:48,042
- Pounds All Around.
1367
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,977
- Amazing.
1368
01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,079
- You Guys Want To Get Burritos?
I'M Starving.
1369
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,315
- Yeah.
- Aren'T You Grounded?
1370
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,652
- That Is What This Guy
Is Here For.
1371
01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,986
- Oh, Don'T.
1372
01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:06,627
- Hello.
- Mr. Truman?
1373
01:16:06,629 --> 01:16:08,296
- Yes.
1374
01:16:08,298 --> 01:16:10,298
- Oh, My God, I'Ve Been Trying
To Reach You All Weekend.
1375
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,266
This Is Julie, Felix'S Mom.
1376
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,235
We Need To Talk.
1377
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,238
- Yes, We Do.
1378
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,641
- Oh, That Burrito
Was Fantastic.
1379
01:16:20,643 --> 01:16:22,643
However, I Am Going To Need
To Use Your Bathroom
1380
01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:23,878
And A Scented Candle.
1381
01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:29,617
Whoa.
1382
01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,061
- Where'S The Hard Drive?
1383
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,896
- I Put It In That Drawer.
1384
01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:49,070
- Please Tell Me You Made
A Copy Of That Video.
1385
01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:50,605
- What Video?
1386
01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,206
- The Truman Video.
1387
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,142
And, No,
I Did Not Make A Copy.
1388
01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:58,112
Wait. No.
1389
01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,848
There Is Technically Still
One More Copy.
1390
01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,883
- So You Made A Copy.
- Truman'S Computer--
1391
01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:04,619
There'S Still A Hard Copy
On His Laptop.
1392
01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:07,188
- Let'S Go.
1393
01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,331
Vanessa...
1394
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:21,035
Funny Seeing You Here.
Did Truman Put You Up To This?
1395
01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,770
- What Are You Talking About?
- The Drive--Give It Back.
1396
01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,376
- Blackmailing
The Dean Of Students?
1397
01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,877
What Happened To You, Felix?
1398
01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:31,278
- Not That It'S Any
Of Your Business,
1399
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,047
But I'M Not
Doing It For The Money.
1400
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,416
- I Don'T Care. You'Re Not
Coming Back To Eastwood.
1401
01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,685
- Is That The Only Way For You
To Succeed, Is To Watch Me Fail?
1402
01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,320
- You'Re A Cheater, Felix.
1403
01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:43,891
Everyone Else Is Just Too Stupid
To See It, Even Your Parents.
1404
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:46,661
It'S All Fake,
Just Like Your Report Card.
1405
01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:48,162
When Are You Gonna
Put In The Work
1406
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,031
And Actually Try To Play
By The Rules?
1407
01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,333
- Why Do You Think I'M Trying
To Come Back To Eastwood?
1408
01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,702
- Probably Just To Spite Me.
1409
01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:57,004
- I Just Need Another Chance.
1410
01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,706
And I'M Willing
To Put In The Work.
1411
01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:01,375
I Will.
I Want To.
1412
01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:03,744
Don'T You Think I Deserve
One More Chance?
1413
01:18:06,214 --> 01:18:08,282
Where'S The Drive, Vanessa?
1414
01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:11,118
- I Told You I Don'T Have It.
Didn'T You Make A Backup?
1415
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,155
- I Need That Drive.
1416
01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:18,693
- It'S In His Bottom
Desk Drawer.
1417
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:22,029
I'M Sure If You Run, You Can
Get It Before He Wipes It.
1418
01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:37,178
- Welcome Back, Felix.
1419
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:40,481
- It'S Good To Be Back, Gary.
1420
01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,150
- I Finished
Your Enrollment Forms.
1421
01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,892
Shame You Won'T Be
Needing Them.
1422
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:58,999
Oh, And, Uh, I Wiped Everything
Off Of Your Drive.
1423
01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:01,102
- What About Our Deal?
1424
01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:03,070
- Looks Like Our Deal Is Off.
1425
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,776
Your Mom Is On Her Way.
So Are The Police.
1426
01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:11,479
I Beat You, Felix.
1427
01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:24,792
Oh, My God.
1428
01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:26,193
- Oh, And I-I Wouldn'T Worry
1429
01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:29,396
About Bringing Any Of This
Up To The Police.
1430
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:32,199
I'Ve Tied Up All Loose Ends.
1431
01:19:36,338 --> 01:19:38,172
- So You Wiped The Laptop.
1432
01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:43,110
- Laptop?
1433
01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:57,358
¶ ¶
1434
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,493
- All The Evidence I Need
Is, Uh...
1435
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,395
On That Laptop.
1436
01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:08,402
- Stop!
1437
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,011
- You, Uh...
1438
01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:20,347
Might Want To Tape These
Back Together.
1439
01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:27,388
- Felix?
1440
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:30,291
- Hi, Mom.
1441
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,294
- Is He In Trouble?
1442
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:34,895
- Uh...
1443
01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:40,501
"Trouble"?
No, No Trouble.
1444
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,036
- Okay.
1445
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:45,840
What--What Is Going On?
Why Are The Police Here?
1446
01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:49,276
- Oh, Why Are The Police Here,
Mr. Truman?
1447
01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:56,150
- Um, That'S Kind Of...
Hard To Explain.
1448
01:20:56,152 --> 01:21:00,988
You Know, Maybe We Should Meet
At Another Time, Mrs. O'Neil.
1449
01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,958
- Mr. Truman, I Have Gone
To Great Lengths
1450
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,994
To Meet With You,
Uh, And To Be Frank,
1451
01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:09,530
I Am Kind Of Fed Up
With This Whole Situation.
1452
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,166
I Need To Know What'S Going On
Right Now.
1453
01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:14,535
His Report Card...
1454
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,437
It'S Faked.
1455
01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:17,571
Right?
1456
01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:28,649
- Mm, Mm, Mm.
No, No.
1457
01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:31,118
This--This Looks Right To Me.
1458
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,920
- What?
1459
01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:37,291
Felix Has Been Doing...
1460
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:40,961
Remarkably Well
Here At Eastwood.
1461
01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:42,463
- Really?
1462
01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,533
- And He'S--
He'S Been Participating
1463
01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:49,370
In Many...
1464
01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:52,406
Extracurricular Activities.
1465
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:56,076
- Like The School Play, Right?
1466
01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,112
- Oh, The School Play--
1467
01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,682
He Was Just Wonderful
At The School Play.
1468
01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:09,356
¶ ¶
1469
01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:11,926
- Truman Signed The Papers,
And Three Days Later,
1470
01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:14,094
I Was Officially Re-Enrolled
Here At Eastwood High...
1471
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,667
With A Few Extra Benefits.
1472
01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,405
- Can We Make This A Duet?
1473
01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:26,140
- There'S Not Enough Room.
1474
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,945
- You Sure About That?
1475
01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,684
- Needless To Say,
1476
01:22:36,686 --> 01:22:39,486
Looks Like This Is Gonna Be
My Best Year Yet.
1477
01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:44,024
- Oh, Sorry. Hey.
1478
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:48,262
Stop Stalking Me.
1479
01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,464
- You'Re Ridiculous.
- See You Around...
1480
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,632
If You'Re Lucky.
1481
01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:03,010
The Shortest Definition
Of A Game Is As Follows--
1482
01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:05,713
A Competitive Activity
With A Fixed Set Of Rules.
1483
01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:10,417
There'S A Point System.
1484
01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,419
There Are Winners.
1485
01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:14,521
There Are Losers.
1486
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,592
There Are Allies...
1487
01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:21,061
And Opponents.
1488
01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:25,466
High School Is A Game.
1489
01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:29,003
And I'M Finally Here To Play.
1490
01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,753
- ¶ Tell Me How ¶
1491
01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:50,491
¶ Tell Me How
We Both Got Here ¶
1492
01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:53,627
¶ We Kiss 'Em Now ¶
1493
01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:58,065
¶ Love Is In The Atmosphere ¶
1494
01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:02,269
¶ And I Don'T Want
To Lose You ¶
1495
01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,173
¶ It Feels Like
I'Ve Waited Forever ¶
1496
01:24:06,175 --> 01:24:09,543
¶ Don'T Know What I'M Doing ¶
1497
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,345
¶ But It'S All Right ¶
1498
01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:13,680
¶ Yeah, It'S All Right ¶
1499
01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:19,486
¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me
Here Tonight ¶
1500
01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:21,622
¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶
1501
01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:26,760
¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting
My Whole Life ¶
1502
01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:29,396
¶ For A Moment Like This ¶
1503
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:35,069
¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me
Here Tonight ¶
1504
01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,171
¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶
1505
01:24:37,173 --> 01:24:42,342
¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting
My Whole Life ¶
1506
01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:45,112
¶ For A Moment Like This ¶
1507
01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:47,714
¶ Shake You Off ¶
1508
01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,384
¶ I Can'T Seem
To Shake You Off ¶
1509
01:24:50,386 --> 01:24:51,752
¶ Tonight ¶
1510
01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:55,556
¶ Your Broken Heart ¶
1511
01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,225
¶ Let Me Fix
Your Broken Heart ¶
1512
01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,793
¶ Tonight ¶
1513
01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:04,164
¶ So, If Love'S
What You'Re Needing ¶
1514
01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:08,135
¶ Then Love Is
What You'Re Getting, Baby ¶
1515
01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:11,472
¶ I Can'T Believe It ¶
1516
01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,373
¶ That I'M Here With You ¶
1517
01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,676
¶ Yeah, I'M Here With You ¶
1518
01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:21,448
¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me
Here Tonight ¶
1519
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,550
¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶
1520
01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:28,655
¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting
My Whole Life ¶
1521
01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:31,291
¶ For A Moment Like This ¶
1522
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:36,797
¶ So Please Don'T Leave Me
Here Tonight ¶
1523
01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:38,899
¶ Lonely On The Dance Floor ¶
1524
01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:44,438
¶ 'Cause I'Ve Been Waiting
My Whole Life... ¶
1525
01:25:45,305 --> 01:25:51,645
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