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Kissing, cuddling, hugging... 13 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,400 undressing each other... 14 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,440 gently warming each other! 15 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,720 Women are the joy of my life. 16 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,840 I like them lively, broken in... 17 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,840 libertine and a little whorish. 18 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,240 No prudish, wary, faithful ones for me! 19 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,440 You won't stop me thinking of them! 20 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,480 I accepted. 21 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,480 Her servant blindfolds me... 22 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,000 and leads me to a carriage. 23 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,600 One hour later... 24 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,200 I'm pushed up some stairs... 25 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,160 I feel the sweet warmth... of a wood fire. 26 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,320 A chambermaid says: 27 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,560 "My lady is four steps in front of you. 28 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:49,560 "Don't try to make her speak, or remove your blindfold. 29 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,400 Or you'll be killed." 30 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,080 I approached. 31 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,560 The mysterious lady smelled nice. 32 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,000 I started feeling her... 33 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,280 kissing her... 34 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,160 What then? 35 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,080 Then I went six stations with the lady. 36 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,040 At each skirmish... 37 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,400 I tried new caresses... 38 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,760 to make her give herself away. 39 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,840 She never made a single sound. 40 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,840 Six stations... 41 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,920 With God's leave! 42 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,000 In the name of religion! 43 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,320 Should I die tonight... 44 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,880 whom will I think of at the end? 45 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,000 Victoire, of course! 46 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,240 How lovely the arms of a stranger are! 47 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:18,280 If I have to dream of a lady, let it be one I never had! 48 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,200 The most mysterious... 49 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,480 a lady of high breeding and every intrigue! 50 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,720 The Queen of Navarre! 51 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,800 They say the boxes at her waist... 52 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,880 contain the hearts of her dead lovers. 53 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:04,200 Since her husband left her, everyone is passionate about her. 54 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,480 They say she is most loving. 55 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:10,120 Will I die without having tasted her charms? 56 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,480 Brantôme... 57 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,400 you who are so popular, come over here. 58 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:20,320 The Queen of Navarre and I need a brave, selfless man for a task. 59 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,880 Forget him, I've better. 60 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,040 I must make women laugh to love them. 61 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,080 What a tiresome business! 62 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,720 Stand! You're my prisoner! 63 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,600 No sir, you're mine! 64 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,520 La Paloterie? 65 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,160 Brantôme? 66 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,240 I've lost my men. 67 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,000 Have a drop of brandy. 68 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,840 How can I like war? I hate the countryside! 69 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,120 After I left court... 70 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,200 did you still frequent Mme. de Chantenac? 71 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,640 You and I were rivals, old boy. 72 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,200 When you joined the Protestants, I went to her... 73 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,360 and took my leave of her. 74 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,440 If I leave here alive... 75 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,600 war's over for me. 76 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,240 I won't fight the Protestants again. 77 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,200 And I can't afford soldiers. 78 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,000 Why try to change? 79 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,440 I'm only happy at court with the ladies. 80 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,400 All those with whom I've made merry... 81 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,600 thrive within me. 82 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,480 I'm tied to them forever. 83 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,440 I can't forget some of them. 84 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,760 Mademoiselle d'Angoulême... 85 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,200 Ah, yes, Mademoiselle d'Angoulême! 86 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,680 I'm of royal blood. I have to be on top. 87 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,080 Jeanne de Tignonville! 88 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,760 That lasted for some time. 89 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,000 It lasts still. 90 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,040 Really? 91 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,320 A complicated lady. 92 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,080 You have to chase her for two hours or more. 93 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,760 But then! 94 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,800 Maybe we should return to our armies. 95 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,160 I've an idea. 96 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,760 You'll need arms to continue. 97 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,320 I can sell you some. 98 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,920 For your court expenses. 99 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,160 Goodbye, Brantôme. 100 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,480 My love to our ladies. 101 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,480 From now on, the war of love! 102 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,560 Beware! It can be more dangerous than the other. 103 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,000 When I get to court, I'll find Mme. de Saint-Luc... 104 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,600 faithful to her husband as she lifts her skirt. 105 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,720 Not on the lips. 106 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,600 I've sworn to be faithful to my husband. 107 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,240 I'll never waver between pleasure and duty. 108 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,080 I'll choose both at once! 109 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,480 There's only one who's a lady... 110 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,720 a tasty piece and a wanton hussy. 111 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,840 Victoire! Victoire d'Estrivos! 112 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,720 Recently arrived from Italy... 113 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,520 at the request of her cousin, the Queen Mother... 114 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,200 Victoire, a lass of lowly birth... 115 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,920 married M. de Mareuil, who had some vineyards in Touraine. 116 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,520 Like many a cuckold, he thought his new wife a virgin. 117 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,080 It's pigeon's blood. 118 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,760 The next morning... 119 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,360 she excitedly showed him the proof of his virility. 120 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,800 I don't remember a thing. 121 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,640 You deflowered me so well! 122 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,960 Within 3 months, the aphrodisiacs killed him. 123 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,120 I offered his widow my sympathy. 124 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,600 Say and do what you like. 125 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,560 You won't stop me dying! 126 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,680 When nothing can take away sorrow... 127 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,000 there's one last solution. 128 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,640 Stop it! 129 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,680 Believe me, it's the only way. 130 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,080 Thank you. 131 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,240 You're a friend. 132 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,040 A war wound? 133 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,000 No, a jealous husband. 134 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,240 She married the Comte d'Estrivos... 135 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,080 who made a fortune in the spice trade. 136 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,200 Brantôme, a wedding without you isn't a wedding. 137 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,120 To honour Victoire without her husband suspecting... 138 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,720 I'll pretend to love another. 139 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,840 Paris, the paradise of women... 140 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,360 the hell of mules... 141 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,840 and the purgatory of supplicants... 142 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,120 Was the night good? 143 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,160 It was housebound, Sire. 144 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,200 Some ladies lack inspiration. 145 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,320 Brantôme! 146 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,440 No more soldiering? 147 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,640 I can't live away from court, Sire. 148 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,720 Away from court or the ladies? 149 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,480 I did something you'll never do: I'm married. 150 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,440 Let's hear of your merrymaking. 151 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,960 I'm too poor to think of ladies now. 152 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,960 Have you heard, Bussy? 153 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,360 No, Sire. 154 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,200 The Comte d'Estrivos died last night. 155 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,280 D'Estrivos? 156 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,640 Yesterday, after supper. 157 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,640 He ate 2 partridges and a pheasant. The pheasant killed him. 158 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,800 Victoire is a better catch now. 159 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,000 Victoire... 160 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,400 if only I'd known her before I wed! 161 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,280 Tell the queen to go to the chapel. 162 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,640 Here she is, Sire. 163 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,480 I suppose you'll go to console the countess? 164 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,040 She deserves it. 165 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,040 Tell the countess that Pierre de Brantôme... 166 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,400 wishes to offer his condolences. 167 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,120 My dear friend... 168 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,120 I can't get used to it. 169 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,240 Crying is all that's left to me. 170 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,520 I cry a lot, it does me good. 171 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,840 What a tragedy! 172 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,240 He loved his food! 173 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,720 He ate five meals a day. Oh, he was a happy man. 174 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,360 He'd put on 60 pounds since the wedding. 175 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,360 Don't let anyone in. 176 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,480 I'm here for all your misfortunes. 177 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,720 Yes. 178 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,000 You took advantage of me last time. 179 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,920 I was so distraught... 180 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,360 It's all very well staying at court with us... 181 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,120 but it won't feed you. 182 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,680 That's true! 183 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,040 I live off my stipend as a Lord of the King's Chamber... 184 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,880 and the money from my abbey. And only... 185 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,080 because my brothers are dead. 186 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,000 Thank God I'm not a priest! 187 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,080 Ask the king for another stipend. 188 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,840 He promised me one... 189 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,160 You should have gone to Poland with him. 190 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,280 Is it my fault his wedding changed him? 191 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,480 Before, we often had the same mistresses. 192 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,400 You mustn't rely on others. 193 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,840 Do as I did. I started out with nothing. 194 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,560 I now have a large income, and my husband's estate. 195 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,640 Get married. 196 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,400 Plight my troth... 197 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,160 I've thought of it. 198 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,680 Plight your troth... That's horrible! 199 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,960 I couldn't live alone. 200 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,080 I need a husband near me. 201 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,000 A more sturdy one this time. 202 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,320 Do you have someone in mind? 203 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,320 I think I've found him. 204 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,400 How delicate of you... 205 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,840 to tell me that just now! 206 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,480 For 6 months now, the Maréchal de Labadens... 207 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,680 has been trying more serious things. 208 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,880 He was a terrible lover. 209 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,320 He'll be a good husband. 210 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,760 Have you ever considered me? 211 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,960 You? 212 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,560 A present, for you. 213 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,200 You refuse a woman's gift? That's silly of you. 214 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,400 Their bodies are gifts too. 215 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,400 In case you change your mind. 216 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,320 Heavens, my husband's family from Pithiviers! 217 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,840 Get dressed! They mustn't see you, for my sake! 218 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,280 Is it safe? - Don't worry. I'm used to this. 219 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,440 I was always saved... 220 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,560 by never forgetting all the women I knew. 221 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,360 A mighty lord, away at war... 222 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,800 ordered me to take his son twice a week... 223 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,880 to Mme. de Sauve who would teach and debauch him. 224 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,400 I don't want to go! 225 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,600 I'd rather play marbles or catapults. 226 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,600 I'm fed up of learning good manners! 227 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,760 Come on, don't be afraid. 228 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,520 You can have a cake after. 229 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,880 Mme. de Sauve was the mistress of Charles IX... 230 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,040 Henri III and the King of Navarre. 231 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,440 She had earned the name "The lady of 12 inventions". 232 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,880 Bussy, who frequented her... 233 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,800 claims there were only 6. 234 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,200 He's progressing but too hurried. 235 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,040 I must talk to you. I've made a decision. 236 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,160 Again? 237 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,120 Henceforward, I'll only live with women. 238 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,720 Men are boastful braggarts. I can bear them no more. 239 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,280 Only women please me. 240 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,280 Good. So what? 241 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,120 I want to serve the greatest of them again. 242 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,760 Our Queen Mother. 243 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,280 Only you can help me see her. 244 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,720 So you intend to live more seriously, do you? 245 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,160 Have some grapes. 246 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,280 Sit down, Brantôme. 247 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,680 The grapes are excellent. 248 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,000 We remember your past services. 249 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,120 And we'll gladly use you again. 250 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,240 You know that M. de la Frégouse has turned Calvinist... 251 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,680 and had the nerve to kidnap the Gelosi... 252 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,160 Italian actors on their way to us. 253 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,640 Yes. He's asking for a ransom. 254 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,160 200,000 pounds! 255 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,320 It's too much! We're poor! 256 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,560 We spoke to him but he's stubborn. 257 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,520 I know M. de la Frégouse well. 258 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,760 I know. 259 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,320 You even travelled to Scotland with him... 260 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,280 to take back poor Queen Mary. 261 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,640 I'm sick of being spied on, mother! 262 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,200 The king keeps me in the Louvre. Last night... 263 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,360 Your brother is king. He has his reasons. 264 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,320 He's the one who decides. 265 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,520 He doesn't like the company you keep. 266 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,000 If a husband is flighty... 267 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,360 his wife sets a good example. 268 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,880 My private life... 269 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,240 is better than his. 270 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,600 It's no use speaking Italian. 271 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:11,280 I forgot that M. de Brantôme has fought in Italy. 272 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,960 Monsieur de Brantôme? 273 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,760 M. de Bussy has many good words for you. 274 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,400 It's mutual. We're more than cousins. 275 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,960 Almost brothers. 276 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,360 Come to me after supper. We'll talk then. 277 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,760 I'm ready to negotiate with la Frégouse. 278 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,040 I'll make him lower his price. 279 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,360 Do you have a plan? 280 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,680 Could I possibly take two ladies from your suite with me? 281 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,360 If you don't endanger their honour. 282 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,560 I'll see to it, ma'am. 283 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,160 Will two be enough? 284 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,440 Mlle. de Nègrepelisse! 285 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,960 Mlle. de Châteauneuf! 286 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,000 Do you know... 287 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,840 Mlle. de Nègrepelisse? Mlle. de Châteauneuf? 288 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,440 I know them from court. 289 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,720 Now you've treated my lower lips... 290 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,240 the upper ones are jealous. 291 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,360 Ladies, you're to go with M. de Brantôme. 292 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,400 Obey him willingly and respectfully. 293 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,960 It's in the country's interest. 294 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,880 These ladies livened up... 295 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,280 the negotiations so much... 296 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,200 that M. de la Frégouse... 297 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,280 was bowled over. 298 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,760 I simply talked of the ladies for 3 days. 299 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,040 That stirred his interest. 300 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,920 I want to ask you something. 301 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,080 How do you manage to be with so many women at once? 302 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,600 You never leave them! 303 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,360 They form a whole. 304 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,960 Oh, I do hold you dear! 305 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,880 Yes, but she only pays 8,000 pounds! 306 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,960 And I saved the Royal Treasury 175,000! 307 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,280 I was hoping for money, not just consideration! 308 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,800 When my cousin, the Duchess of Retz, received... 309 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,400 her husband went away... 310 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,280 and her lover of the day, her "favourite", arrived. 311 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,800 He was always a poet. 312 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,880 My cousin liked poetry in general... 313 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,800 and certain poets in particular. 314 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,920 She called them "chosen extracts". 315 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,360 Good day, cousin. So... you're famous now. 316 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,480 Make the most of it. 317 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,520 Divine Artemis, I missed poetry. 318 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,280 Careful, Brantôme. Too many husbands hate you. 319 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,840 Beware of them. 320 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,320 You always say that. 321 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,280 One day it will be too late. 322 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,640 I've a surprise. 323 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,320 Would the Gelosi please come out now. 324 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,720 This is your liberator. 325 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,320 Good evening. 326 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,440 Good evening. 327 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,600 I haven't seen you for two weeks. 328 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,920 We're in the middle of Lent! 329 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,440 That redheaded goddess! 330 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,680 We met at Chenonceaux. What's her name? 331 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,320 Mme. de la Rivière. 332 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,400 Her husband has at last left her to fight the rebels in Guyenne. 333 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,800 Here, I'm known as Astrée. 334 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,880 Be silent! 335 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,480 I hear you're a real jester. 336 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,600 Only for some people. 337 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,760 Go on then, make me laugh. 338 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,760 Don't you like the Italian way? 339 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,520 Is it quite correct? 340 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,040 Tomorrow, in my rooms? 341 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,080 I'm not like modern women... 342 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,040 who want freedom and independence. 343 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,440 No, sir... 344 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,960 were I expecting, I'd be tempted to accept. 345 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,560 But such is not the case now. 346 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,520 I only allow passengers on board my ship... 347 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,200 when it is loaded and full. 348 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,560 Fair Calipante, I've written... 349 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,600 Later. 350 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,720 Good evening, sir. 351 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,680 I hear you dance wonderfully. 352 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,600 It depends on the partner. 353 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,200 You won't be disappointed. 354 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,080 Tomorrow, at seven, in my chambers. 355 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,960 If you know the volta, we'll try that. 356 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,440 Daughter, sister and wife of a king. 357 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,360 She looked at me at last. 358 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,640 What a conquest! The summit! The zenith! 359 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,000 The queen invited me to dance! 360 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,960 Let him in. 361 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,840 Someone tried to poison Mlle. de Thorigny... 362 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,160 the queen's friend. 363 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,280 But she'll live. 364 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,360 My worst enemy did it. 365 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,960 Don't hesitate in taking revenge. 366 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,320 Good evening, M. de Brantôme. 367 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,600 We'll talk tomorrow. 368 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,800 Someone is trying to hurt me, destroy me. 369 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,200 Gillonne de Thorigny, my only friend! 370 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,320 We had agreed to dance tonight. 371 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,560 Let's not change that. 372 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,760 Call my musicians. 373 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,960 Come, come, ladies! 374 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,280 Even though death is among us, we should make merry. 375 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,480 A volta! For M. de Brantôme and me! 376 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,680 When the volta was banned, I had it imposed. 377 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,440 Another indecency. 378 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,040 What do you think of the Salic Law? 379 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,840 Are we right to stop women ruling? 380 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,720 The law dismays me, ma'am. 381 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,040 Elizabeth is England's greatest ruler. 382 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,920 In France, we're here to make children. 383 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,000 When we can't have any, we're rejected. 384 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,320 You must dance with someone to know him. 385 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,480 It's important to sound him. 386 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,240 To tell if he's healthy and odorous. 387 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,960 If his limbs are supple... 388 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,040 And if she talks worthily. 389 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,280 My mother has a new task for you. 390 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,640 You have to fetch my brother. 391 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,520 He left Paris. 392 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,680 Precisely. 393 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,760 She wants you to fetch him. 394 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,040 I wish to ask you a favour. 395 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200 Take a message to my brother. 396 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,880 He must impose conditions on his return. 397 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,440 But above all... 398 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,920 my mother mustn't find out. 399 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,440 You can count on me. 400 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,360 Thank you, M. de Brantôme. Come to us when you return. 401 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,880 Let's go to bed. 402 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,800 I'll join you, ma'am. 403 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,920 My dear cousin... 404 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,200 she and I have travelled some way on love's path... 405 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,240 but there's no reason why you shouldn't skirmish with her. 406 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,320 Why do you say that, cousin? 407 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,800 Her boiling point is high. 408 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,560 One feels like unpeeling her. 409 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,440 If I were you... 410 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,520 You wouldn't say that. That's the difference. 411 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,560 You keep your women. I pass through mine. 412 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,760 The next morning... 413 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,240 the Queen Mother officially asked me to find Monsieur... 414 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,800 the king's brother, who was in talks with the rebels. 415 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,480 The Virgin Mary sent me! 416 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,960 Holy images, crosses of Lorraine... 417 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,200 rosaries... 418 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,920 Give what you can. I only want charity. 419 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,960 Where are you going? 420 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,280 To carry the word of God... 421 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,280 the Lord Jesus and our beloved Pope... 422 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,800 to those infidels and renegades. 423 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,920 They'll slaughter you! 424 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,840 Our religion has seen other martyrs. 425 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,800 Go with him... 426 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,640 and protect him as you can. 427 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,160 My dear Brantôme! 428 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,560 I've been here for weeks. But they're wary. 429 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,400 So I make up for lost time. 430 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,040 My travelling and lusting companion. 431 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,680 He knows about Elizabeth Tudor. Tell her how I kissed her! 432 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,760 I was her "toad". 433 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,280 Yes, Sire, you spent a good evening! 434 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,520 Your mother sent me to talk to you. 435 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,600 I have a message from your sister too. 436 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,920 Don't ever leave me! 437 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,240 I'll make you chamberlain! 438 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,480 Life away from Paris is a bore! 439 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,280 She asked me to send for you. She's still in bed. 440 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,400 Come in, M. de Brantôme. 441 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,560 Do you know the resurrected Mlle. de Thorigny? 442 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,520 M. de Champvallon forgot his hat again. 443 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,400 We'll give it to him tonight. 444 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,760 I was eager to see you. 445 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,360 My mother tells me you were successful. 446 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,080 My brother's returning. 447 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,680 Yes, and on your conditions. 448 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,280 That's fine diplomacy. 449 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,880 One day, my brother will be King. 450 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,720 You and I will benefit from his ambitions for peace. 451 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,800 Take this handkerchief. 452 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,680 It will be your password. 453 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,280 Your cousin Bussy is a lout. I dismissed him. 454 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,480 He had two other mistresses. 455 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,000 I hope you're not like that. 456 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,640 I don't want my belt stolen. 457 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,640 Talk about women. 458 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,920 I hear you and Bussy know them best at court. 459 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,800 It's a treat for me to know them. 460 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,920 Come, come, Brantôme, to each his own. 461 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,560 Keep your rank. I'm a king's wife. 462 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,360 Or find a way to make me want to. 463 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:06,040 Farewell, till we meet again! Many a kiss on your lips. 464 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,760 Many a kiss on your lips. 465 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,000 I never had the chance. Peace talks had begun. 466 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,440 She joined her husband, the King of Navarre, in Nérac. 467 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,040 Tell your master a lady is here to comfort him. He'll understand. 468 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,840 My poor friend! It's my turn to warm your heart. 469 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,920 Your queen has gone! 470 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,440 We're just friends. 471 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,760 Friendship and love are the same for you. 472 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,920 Not really. 473 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,200 It's fortunate we both refuse jealousy. 474 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,680 I've only two hours. We must try to hurry. 475 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,240 Help me. 476 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,040 How can you live in such bareness? 477 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,480 My husband's arms. 478 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,760 The Maréchal de Labadens likes to be everywhere. 479 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,840 The clergy forbids women to wear underpants. 480 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,760 If they do, they're excommunicated! 481 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,040 The devout are bare-assed all winter! 482 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,680 First assault! 483 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,480 Let's see your muzzles! 484 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,120 Brantôme! Next time you won't get away. 485 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,360 Your mistress's protector refuses to share her. 486 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,320 Thank you. 487 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,640 Which mistress does he mean? 488 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,440 If only I knew! 489 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,960 I like cuckolds... 490 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,560 but not cruel, bloodthirsty maniacs! 491 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,560 They can't satisfy their wives! 492 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,200 They assume the right to murder! 493 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,480 Often they kill wife and lover to marry again! 494 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,680 Is that Christian? 495 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,520 They kill women... 496 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,160 often superior to them... 497 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,920 in beauty, talent, intelligence and charm. 498 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,600 For women are superior to us! 499 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,080 Cuckolds don't realize that! 500 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,720 If God exists, He must be a woman! 501 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,160 The Romans simply repudiated their wives. 502 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,000 Anyway... 503 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,840 if they want to kill me for loving ladies... 504 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,400 let them do it while I'm rutting lustily! 505 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,960 If this is your reaction, gentlemen... 506 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,000 I'll make more cuckolds before I die! 507 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,000 I swear I will! 508 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,680 I'm your neighbour, madam. 509 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,960 Never mind! 510 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,480 Is your master in? - Yes, madam. 511 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,640 Alone? 512 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,320 Have you heard? 513 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,840 Your cousin Bussy has been murdered. 514 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,240 I know. Another jealous husband! 515 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,400 I don't think so. It's political, disguised as adultery. 516 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,760 Like you, Bussy supported Monsieur. 517 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,680 He was killed for his boasting. 518 00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,920 Beware of the king. 519 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,800 Am I that dangerous? 520 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:04,840 Yes. 521 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,600 I may have the answer. 522 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,200 You'll be protected by an escort and soldiers. 523 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,280 Marry Louise de Charençonnay, my husband's niece. 524 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,360 When you enter the Labadens family, no one will dare attack you. 525 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,080 I'll do it! 526 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:32,400 I must warn you, she's not quite made for marriage. 527 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,200 How can I put it... Louise is a bit mannish... 528 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,120 but she never slept with a man. 529 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,120 Well, she only likes ladies, nothing but ladies. 530 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,840 Will she accept? 531 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,280 They want an unconsummated marriage. 532 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,680 If she doesn't, her fortune goes to collaterals. 533 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,920 This noble maiden has a total... 534 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:02,280 of 60,000 pounds annually... 535 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,720 as her dowry... 536 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,640 along with other advantages in kind, such as... 537 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,280 hunting and land rights, mills and miscellaneous... 538 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,600 To which we must add... 539 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,640 20,000 pounds from the town house... 540 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,320 5,000 pounds paid quarterly... 541 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,480 making in all a total income of 80,000 pounds... 542 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,400 annually. Signed this day. 543 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,680 80,000 pounds of income a year! 544 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,240 My niece is a treasure trove. 545 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,280 I can see how she ensnared you! 546 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,040 It's fortunate our families are equally glorious. 547 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,600 My dear Louise... 548 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,760 give me your hand so that I may give it to your fiancé... 549 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,320 whom I'm sure you'll willingly accept. 550 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,120 The wedding will take place in four weeks. 551 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,800 You'll move to the mansion then. 552 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,280 In the meantime, Louise will stay here. 553 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,800 Louise... 554 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:04,640 I want you to be open with your fiancé. 555 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,640 Both look replete with love. 556 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:11,600 The gossip could only be to your advantage. 557 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,360 I'll respect the proprieties, Uncle. 558 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,120 The 6th Civil War comes to an end. 559 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,040 Arms are laid down... 560 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,960 or rather put aside. 561 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,440 They may come in useful again. 562 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,760 Ladies... 563 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,120 let's celebrate peace. 564 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,320 What a good idea! You should come more often. 565 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,880 You've seen so many countries. 566 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,680 When we're married, I'd like... 567 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,120 to travel abroad with you, to Venice, Greece... 568 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,720 Lesbos! 569 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,560 My uncle told us... 570 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,240 that we should act like lovers. 571 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,720 Kiss me. 572 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,280 That's the hors d'oeuvre. 573 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,160 Now show me what you do to others, sir. 574 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,600 Can I not arouse passion within a good man? 575 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,120 Stop your snuggling. Leave me. 576 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,600 Don't play with caresses! 577 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,640 Let's play it rough! 578 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,800 Like the Virgin of Heraklion! You'll go the same way! 579 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,640 Diane, help! Help! 580 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,800 The beauty of a woman! 581 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,640 What a feat! You're a real man! 582 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:54,320 I heard something else. 583 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:58,240 It seems you were led into the country, masked... 584 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,760 to serve a lady. 585 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,320 Do you know the lady? 586 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,280 No, but I would have liked to. 587 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,880 I wanted to help you, not create a rival! 588 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,360 I have no reason to marry you now. 589 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,400 If there are flowers in the antechamber, I'm busy. 590 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,520 Don't come in. 591 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,760 My misfortune was as great as my pride. 592 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,080 Such is Paris. She prefers insolence to virtue. 593 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,560 I want Monsieur. 594 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,720 He's here. 595 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,000 I have to marry the Comte de Pangeas. A buffalo. 596 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,280 Don't forget me. 597 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,280 Never. 598 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,360 Sire... 599 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,440 I can't find my persecutor. He has fled. 600 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:15,240 Calm down, Lord Chamberlain. He had to fight the Barbaresques... 601 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,960 or I'd seize his fortune. 602 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,440 Some muscatel? 603 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,200 I'm well placed to become King. 604 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,040 I'd know how to make peace last. 605 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,680 Since Bussy died, I only have you. 606 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,000 Ladies, hurry. We're going on a royal pilgrimage. 607 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,360 Again? 608 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:45,760 We're going to mass at Chartres. The king needs an heir. 609 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,360 Believers can walk. The others will go by litter. Hurry! 610 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:04,480 I'm sick of sleepless nights, going to Chartres at a snail's pace! 611 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,000 It's my fifth pilgrimage. 612 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,480 If she can't have a child, she should go elsewhere. 613 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,320 She's had offers but always refuses. 614 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,520 The king! The king! He's here! 615 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:31,880 It's time to atone for our sins with a fine prayer. 616 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,120 I expect my young brother to pray the most. 617 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,960 You can count on it. 618 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,680 Well, any more bad news for me? 619 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,280 We'll talk of stoicism at dinner. 620 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,520 Desportes will describe Marcus Aurelius. 621 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,360 M. de Brantôme! 622 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,840 You wished to see me, I believe? 623 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,640 Majesty, death has struck again. 624 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,560 André, my brother, seneschal of Périgord... 625 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,640 and I appeal to you. 626 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,880 He made his will before he died. 627 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,760 It doesn't concern you. 628 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,480 And I won't intervene. 629 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:02,160 I've often asked you for a new stipend. 630 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,920 I believe this is yours. 631 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,600 It was found in your room. 632 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,480 You had it searched! 633 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,360 Don't shout. I hate that. 634 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,200 My sister gives too many of them away. 635 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,840 You keep poor company. You'll no longer have mine. 636 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,480 Farewell. 637 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,680 Didn't you want to make love to me? 638 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,000 We met at Mme. de Retz's once. 639 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,440 Mme. de la Rivière! 640 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,120 Are you still only unfaithful when full? 641 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,440 Precisely! I'm two months pregnant. 642 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,280 Really? 643 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,040 I prefer doing it dressed. My satisfaction is greater. 644 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,200 The most pathetic pass in front of me. 645 00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,280 They receive orders, stipends and medals... 646 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,720 while I get nothing at all! 647 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,760 You see this key? It has shown my rank since I was 16. 648 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,800 Gentleman of the King's Chamber! 649 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,120 Damn his key! 650 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,560 Let them all go to Rabelais' hell. 651 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,000 I'll leave France and go to Spain. 652 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,680 Philip II values me highly. 653 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,600 Let's put the fire out. It's too hot. 654 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,640 Yes, ma'am. 655 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:54,240 I'm Mme. de Bourdeille, his brother's widow. 656 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,640 How is he feeling? 657 01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,480 He was in agony for 4 days. The doctors won't say. 658 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,920 Good day, Brantôme. 659 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,880 You don't look too debilitated! 660 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,680 Oh, but I am, ma'am. 661 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,280 Leave us. 662 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,640 The king, my brother, has banished me. 663 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,280 I had to leave the Ile-de-France. 664 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,120 I never take this off. 665 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,200 The man who gave it to me avenged two close friends. 666 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,160 He was killed the day after he gave it to me. 667 01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,880 Hurry up and get better, Brantôme. 668 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,400 You've made me want you. 669 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,440 Alas, ma'am... 670 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,440 I don't know if I'll ever walk again. 671 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,720 My spine was broken in 2 places. 672 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,520 I didn't know about your accident. 673 01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,000 I left Paris with a whole trunk of aphrodisiacs. 674 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,000 I need powders and pills to make love. 675 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,200 At 19, my mother gave them to me... 676 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,720 when I was forced to marry against my will. 677 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,880 I slept with Henri de Navarre for 7 months without speaking to him. 678 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:50,600 He made love to me the hundred times you know of... 679 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,440 but that was all. 680 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,080 It makes me mad to be lying here. 681 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,000 Be silent! 682 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,560 I'm cold. 683 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,760 Don't move. 684 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,200 Your lips are burning. 685 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,320 You're feverish. 686 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,680 Since I started seeing the world... 687 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,560 I've always enjoyed travelling. 688 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,920 But the finest journeys... 689 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,840 were embarked upon in bed... 690 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,240 with a lady. 691 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,280 Montaigne says one should lend oneself to others... 692 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,280 and give only to oneself. 693 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,080 I've lent myself a lot. 694 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,400 So have I. 695 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:39,280 But the glowing embers of passion are not enough. 696 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,000 For love to be good and tender, you need... 697 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,560 the sting and a slow burn. 698 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,240 Imagination! Without that, love can't exist. If not... 699 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,640 how can you renew the sting? 700 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,480 Some time ago, when I spotted a man I wanted to love... 701 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,280 I had him brought to me blindfolded. 702 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,520 I didn't speak so he didn't know who I was. 703 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,480 That happened to me once... 704 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,240 in the country... 705 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:15,640 It wasn't me! I'd remember. 706 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,200 Good beddings or bad, I never forget. 707 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,120 Are you asleep? 708 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,760 The devil never sleeps. 709 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,080 Get well soon and send me your news. 710 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,520 I have to go. My younger brother is very ill. 711 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,360 If Monsieur dies, what will happen? 712 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:51,280 We'll simply survive in these days of treachery... 713 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,280 and banditry. 714 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,680 You're lucky to be indoors. War is back again. 715 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:01,280 Thanks for last night. 716 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,240 Follow your inclination. 717 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,800 Write down your memoirs. 718 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:11,040 I already started, years ago. 719 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,600 It will be another way for women to share your bed. 720 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:17,840 Describe your lusting, but no names. 721 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,080 And please, just talk of the best in love. 722 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,960 You mustn't mention the rest. 723 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:38,160 I've always thought you'd die making love. 724 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:42,160 Your face shows it at those moments. 725 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,800 Thank you, Lord! 726 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,720 You're floppy, sir. All of a droop! 727 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,360 Sorry, madam, my nerve has gone. 728 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,360 Stop titillating my wife! 729 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:24,200 Should Brantôme die, keep his heart for me... 730 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,080 to compare it to M. de Bussy's. 731 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,840 I chose you for your fine hand. 732 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,080 You'll share secrets with me. 733 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,200 Not a word to anyone, or I'll have you killed. 734 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,040 It's to be published after I die... 735 01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,680 as it's too sensitive. 736 01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:01,120 First speech: 737 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,640 "Women and their cuckolded husbands." 738 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,640 There were of course, in my day... 739 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,960 virtuous ladies. 740 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,440 I won't talk of them. 741 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,680 Hearty ladies... 742 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,560 suffice to make me happy. 743 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,440 TWO YEARS LATER 744 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,560 Left leg! Right leg! Left! 745 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,480 Right! 746 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:44,600 The bonesetter said that with your constitution... 747 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,360 you'd be better next year. 748 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,680 Left! 749 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,560 Don't complain. You're missing the troubles. 750 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:54,040 The Huguenots were here last night. 751 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,160 I chased them off. 752 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,520 Left leg! 753 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,040 Right leg! 754 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:12,840 ANOTHER TWO YEARS LATER 755 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,800 Where was I? 756 01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,000 "She was twitching in my mind..." 757 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,800 Ah, yes! 758 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:38,440 Her flesh was beautiful... 759 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,480 and her skin was immaculate. 760 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,720 Yes, let's work. 761 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,000 Her conversation was studded with oaths... 762 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:02,960 which, on her lips... 763 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,080 became diamonds. 764 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:11,800 It was said... 765 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:18,400 that she gave more... than she promised. 766 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:25,160 So I joined the ranks. 767 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,240 She welcomed me abed, a feast for my eyes. 768 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:34,720 "Are you hungry? Do you like good food?" she asked. 769 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,840 Happily, I answered yes. 770 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:40,120 "We can move on then," she said. 771 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:43,360 "Lechery is just a type of gastronomy." 772 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,520 By the way, your soup's ready. 773 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,120 Did you see a lot of that lady? 774 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,920 She fell in love and married. 775 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,560 Her husband was a real rake. 776 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:05,280 She caught him with his mistress and killed him herself. 777 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,880 One should never obey one's feelings. 778 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,280 How wonderful all this is! 779 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,320 You've made me the happiest of men. 780 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,960 I'm cured, cured! 781 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,880 I owe you everything. 782 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,000 We were made for each other. 783 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,760 I must start riding again and go to Paris as soon as I can. 784 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,880 Just think... Paris is in turmoil. 785 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,840 I have to go to serve the Queen Mother. 786 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,640 It will help my writing. 787 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,720 I can find out how my ladies are. 788 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,400 Later, I'll marry you. 789 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,160 When we've lived well separately... 790 01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:58,960 we'll marry, I promise. 791 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:23,600 Mme. de Saint-Luc! You're in a hurry. 792 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,120 I'm going to church. I'm fasting. 793 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,000 To calm the pricking of the flesh? 794 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,240 All that's behind me now. 795 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,200 Women aren't as jolly now. 796 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,360 I was in the country. 797 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,000 I can tell. 798 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,520 I wish to greet the king. 799 01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,600 Come on. 800 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,320 What became of Victoire? 801 01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,200 She hasn't been seen out since her third husband died. 802 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,080 And the Queen of Navarre? 803 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,760 She's a prisoner, somewhere in Auvergne. 804 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,160 She pulled too many strings. 805 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,520 I don't understand... 806 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,560 Are you still alive? 807 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,640 Someone to amuse us at last. 808 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:29,480 You arrive like the Messiah to help me with this thorny matter. 809 01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,840 Tell him what you said. 810 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,800 My husband makes love to me too much. 811 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:41,720 How many times a day? 812 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,600 I've counted up to 32 times. 813 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,200 Poor woman! 814 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,640 He's beaten you! 815 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,400 What would you decide? 816 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,480 On such a matter... 817 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,800 the Queen of Aragon stated that a fair limit... 818 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,680 should be six times a day. 819 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:03,240 If the lady agrees. 820 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:08,360 Well, the King of France follows the example. 821 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,080 Only six? 822 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,400 You can't reproach me with anything. 823 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,480 I've never been unfaithful to her! 824 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:26,600 It seems you're keeping a record of our intimate deeds. 825 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,960 I could have you arrested, you know. 826 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,040 I only write of famous ladies and warriors. 827 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,600 Yes, yes, nothing but bedroom secrets. 828 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,520 You're only writing to prolong the burning desire... 829 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,960 De Guise's men are entering Paris. 830 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:57,000 I won't give in to a Papist paid by the King of Spain. 831 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,520 I won't be his prisoner! 832 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,440 The people have taken to the streets. 833 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,480 Ah, Brantôme, I've often envied your life. 834 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,400 Being just a witness, a memorialist. 835 01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:18,560 A king writes history, Sire. I just tell it. 836 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,640 To each his own. 837 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,920 I've spent my time stitching France together. 838 01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:35,040 Brantôme, we were missing you. 839 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,240 I'm happy to see you so well, ma'am. 840 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,680 In the evening, we eat a light meal. 841 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:44,800 Two quail roasted in vine leaves... 842 01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:48,520 a good pear grilled in the embers... 843 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:52,680 and a jug of wine. That's enough and it does us good. 844 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,480 You find us in total disarray. 845 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:03,240 We have to leave Paris... 846 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,240 hounded out by the Duc de Guise. 847 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,040 For how long? 848 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:14,440 Are our ladies-in-waiting in your books? 849 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,200 I only tell the truth. 850 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,320 That's what's worrying us. 851 01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:22,440 Give us your manuscripts... 852 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,400 and we'll judge for ourselves. 853 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,240 We'll give you one last chance. 854 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,640 Come to the Loire and we'll pardon you. 855 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:35,240 I can't, ma'am. 856 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,160 Because of a lady? 857 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:44,120 You're incorrigible! Leave us now. 858 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:50,600 I was one of the only men allowed into the ladies' quarters... 859 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,880 Why me? 860 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,560 We thought that if they had to know a man... 861 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,680 before marriage, it should be you. 862 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,120 Forgive our haste. This is a revolution. 863 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,720 Farewell, Brantôme. 864 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:18,840 I want a scene showing life's sweetness on a summer's eve. 865 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:20,520 It's hot... 866 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:23,080 couples are joining together... 867 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,400 Ah! At last! 868 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,240 Is Victoire de Labadens here? 869 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,760 We're expecting her. 870 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:54,280 What do you think? I've given birth... 871 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,240 and I can still frolic like I used to. 872 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,840 What about me! Ten pregnancies! Try that, ladies! 873 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:03,840 May I? 874 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:07,240 I'll keep my missal. I want to appear pious. 875 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,000 I'll put her in the shadows. 876 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:16,680 She's forgotten her past since she married M. de Noirmoutier. 877 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,960 Our pamphlets have ruined the king. 878 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,920 People think he sleeps with his henchmen. 879 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:30,440 It's one of our greatest victories. He'll never recover. 880 01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,560 What a shame Victoire couldn't be here. 881 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,160 They say she's fading fast. 882 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,680 What do you mean? 883 01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:39,400 I heard she's dying. 884 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,000 Of indigestion, it seems. 885 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:46,280 The king has just fled Paris! 886 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,000 They've poisoned me. 887 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,120 My husband's family. 888 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,000 To keep the money. 889 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:28,480 But I'll have the last word. 890 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,880 When the Maréchal died three years ago... 891 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,800 I wanted to come but I was bedridden. 892 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,680 I know how attentive you are. 893 01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:49,960 Your letter did me a lot of good. 894 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,960 Don't be sad. 895 01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,400 You're in my will. 896 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,600 My heart was too big. 897 01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,920 So was mine. 898 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,520 I never wanted to make a woman stay with me. 899 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,360 That's why we loved you. 900 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:19,160 The best lovers are those who confuse... 901 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,720 friendship and love. 902 01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,440 I've always known that. 903 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,720 Yes, you told me. 904 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,240 Help me. 905 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,000 Come in. 906 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,600 It won't be long now. 907 01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:52,840 A priest! 908 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,800 She asked to confess. 909 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:57,680 She wanted to relieve her turpitude. 910 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:00,200 The family was sent out. 911 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:36,720 Four hours later, Victoire still hadn't finished. 912 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,160 The priest had a fit of apoplexy. 913 01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,680 He was replaced by another. 914 01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:52,960 At last, at 3 in the morning... 915 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,240 the confession came to an end. Then Victoire asked: 916 01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,440 Send me a minister! 917 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,640 Now we have two religions, I'd rather be on the safe side. 918 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,400 Then Victoire made another demand. 919 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,920 Send the priest back... 920 01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,400 along with M. de Brantôme. 921 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,240 Hurry up or I'll die! 922 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,240 He's the one! 923 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,400 He's the one with whom I made love best! 924 01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,280 My knight rider! 925 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:42,200 Thank you for jumping over my body! 926 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:46,240 The next day, she was made up. 927 01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:59,600 I'm going to die today. Let's get it over with. 928 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:13,640 She asked for a violinist to play until she died... 929 01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,360 Go to Marguerite. She's being held in Usson. 930 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,960 She needs you. 931 01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:00,840 At four, just before dawn, the violinist fainted away. 932 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:43,160 She left two thirds of her fortune to the two churches... 933 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:46,360 with the order to share their profits. 934 01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,600 She left me the jewels I had always refused to take. 935 01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:20,280 May God protect you! 936 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:25,600 Let them impale each other. 937 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:29,400 We stop when blood is shed. 938 01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,240 It's only a game. 939 01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,960 I came to save you, to take you to a safe place. 940 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:42,400 M. de Canillac is the bearded one. The other is M. d'Urfé. 941 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:43,760 Come with me. 942 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,280 If I leave, I'll be killed. 943 01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:49,520 My brother the king has executed everyone around me. 944 01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:54,720 Now my husband is heir, he has to marry a foreign princess. 945 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:59,840 An Italian astrologist advises me on when to make love. 946 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:01,640 That's why they're fighting. 947 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,400 My winter is better than your spring. 948 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:16,400 M. d'Urfé writes too. He deigned to sleep with me once. 949 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:21,200 M. de Canillac was my jailor. Now he protects me. 950 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:26,400 One morning I showed him my breasts. He wanted the rest! 951 01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:45,920 Your turn now, M. de Brantôme. 952 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:47,200 En garde! 953 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:54,240 Lunge, for God's sake! You're a poor fighter. 954 01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:57,680 One, two, three and boot! 955 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,000 Maybe I fight badly... 956 01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:02,920 but I prick well. 957 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:06,920 You prick, sir! Good night, M. de Canillac. 958 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:10,080 Supper awaits us in my room. 959 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:12,320 Good night, ma'am. 960 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,280 I'll watch over you. 961 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:19,720 Nothing but food to heat our fancy. 962 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,680 Some wine as a mouthwash? 963 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:27,360 Sit down. Don't drink too much. 964 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,320 One day I slept with de Turenne... 965 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:34,080 he was so drunk, he threw up all over my breasts. 966 01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:37,200 You've led me so far along the path of imagination... 967 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,760 that I can no longer go back. 968 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:43,400 I'll keep you with me and turn my back on Venus. 969 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:52,720 Ma'am, he's dead! 970 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:56,240 I know. I don't want him touched. 971 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:58,840 He's a young local boy. 972 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:06,120 He did everything so well. In bed, he did a dozen stations. 973 01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:09,960 He overestimated himself. 974 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:13,880 Do you scorn me? 975 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:16,880 I learnt long ago never to scorn women! Not one! 976 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:20,720 Go now, Brantôme. I'll carry on living as I wish. 977 01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:25,400 You'll remain the most surprising philanderer ever. 978 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,160 I often think of Ronsard. He's dead too. 979 01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:32,640 "I love to make love and speak to women... 980 01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:34,720 and put down in words my love for them." 981 01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:39,520 That's your whole life, Brantôme. And maybe mine too. 982 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:50,400 Friends forever? 983 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,480 For all eternity. 984 01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:56,920 Let us exchange our writings. 985 01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:01,720 Never go back to court. They'd destroy you and your books. 986 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:05,960 Make them forget you. That can be a road to glory. 987 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:08,440 We're getting too serious with the years. 988 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:15,760 Never be serious. Remain lighthearted, Brantôme. 989 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:20,720 They'll say you're superficial. So what? You're right! 990 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,760 Be light-hearted, merry and curious. 991 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:32,920 Farewell, Brantôme. Many a kiss on your lips. 992 01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,200 Many a kiss on your lips, my queen. 993 01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,240 My Queen Margot! 994 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,320 In those days... 995 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:53,160 I would dress... 996 01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:57,120 in grey and white... 997 01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,320 for the love... 998 01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:04,320 of a lady. 999 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:13,240 Make me die a little! 1000 01:31:33,480 --> 01:31:35,320 We'll live in my château. 1001 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:37,080 It'll be more practical. 1002 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,560 It's no use keeping all this. 1003 01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:43,280 I respect you so much... 1004 01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:47,960 but marriage is like a betrayal for me. 1005 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,160 I must be faithful to them all... 1006 01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:53,280 and to you too... 1007 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:56,720 Jacquette... 1008 01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:00,880 I'll be faithful to you by not marrying you. 1009 01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:06,400 My heart's too big. 1010 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,120 I'm used to it! 1011 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:14,720 Is this goodbye for good? 1012 01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,880 I can never say goodbye. 1013 01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:26,080 Well... 1014 01:32:26,120 --> 01:32:27,640 if you don't mind... 1015 01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:31,280 I'll call sometimes... 1016 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:33,600 on a neighbourly visit. 1017 01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:36,480 We could sleep together... 1018 01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:38,880 on the off chance. 1019 01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:42,360 That's a fine decision to take. 1020 01:32:43,440 --> 01:32:46,320 We'll keep each other warm in the years to come. 1021 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:54,320 This is my will and testament. 1022 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:57,560 My heirs are to print the books... 1023 01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:00,360 produced by my imagination. 1024 01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,160 Thank you, ladies, for entrancing me so often. 1025 01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:28,520 Without you, mortal life would be unbearable. 1026 01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:34,240 I also thank those who loved me long... 1027 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:37,360 and those who dismissed me, leaving me to others. 1028 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:50,000 Thanks, most distinguished whores... 1029 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:52,640 and forgive me if I've offended you. 1030 01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:55,000 I wasn't born to displease you. 1031 01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:58,520 I mention some but not all... 1032 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:07,600 Thanks for your kindness and the great moments you gave me... 1033 01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:09,200 in these dangerous times. 1034 01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:13,480 Stay merry and good-natured as I love you... 1035 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:15,760 and so I'll keep you all: 1036 01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:19,760 as fine as goddesses and as welcoming as mortals. 1037 01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:22,080 Thank you and many a kiss on your lips. 1038 01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:40,480 Brantôme's works were published 55 years after his death. 1039 01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:44,520 He was praised for bearing witness to the women and manners of his time. 73843

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