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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:23,273 Come On, Honey. Give Daddy The Blanket. 2 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:26,778 Listen, This Is Gonna Be A Real Fun Party With Lots Of Cake And Ice Cream, 3 00:00:26,779 --> 00:00:29,280 But Little Girls With Wet Blankets Can't Go. 4 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:31,282 Now, Give It To Daddy. 5 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:38,289 Do This: Leave The Blanket Here, I'll Advance All Your Allowance Till You're 40. 6 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:40,291 Fair Enough? 7 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:44,796 There Is No Way That That Blanket Is Going In This Car. 8 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,799 - Mom! - No, No, No. Not This Time. 9 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,302 This Is A Brand New $25,000... 10 00:00:50,303 --> 00:00:52,804 Bmw 325 E5 With Leather Interior. 11 00:00:52,805 --> 00:00:54,805 Tom, It's Just A Car. 12 00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:57,809 Oh, Come On. I Just Armor - Alled The Seats. 13 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,823 Got Any Eights? 14 00:01:11,824 --> 00:01:13,824 Go Fish. 15 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:17,078 Why Does It Always Take Her So Long? 16 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:20,331 Just Think Of Her As A Work In Progress. 17 00:01:20,332 --> 00:01:23,333 Ah! Do I Look All Right? 18 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:26,337 Do Stars Twinkle? Come On, Sweetheart. Your Bike Awaits. 19 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:29,340 Have You Ever Tried To Put Pantyhose On With Wet Nails? 20 00:01:29,341 --> 00:01:31,341 It's A Bitch. I Forgot My Sample Case. 21 00:01:31,342 --> 00:01:35,296 Come On, Tish. We're Gonna Be Late. Wearelate. 22 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,933 Be Careful. 23 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:43,855 Get Out Of The Road, Ya-- 24 00:01:47,058 --> 00:01:48,860 Be Careful, Tom! 25 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,365 Yea! 26 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:04,375 Come On! 27 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:07,879 Congratulations, Mama. 28 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,381 Wasn't It A Beautiful Ceremony? 29 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:12,883 Beautiful. 30 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:15,386 Oh, No! It Means Fertility. 31 00:02:15,387 --> 00:02:17,388 God Forbid. 32 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:01,933 Bad Tits. 33 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,437 No Ass. 34 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,940 So, Tom, You Still Selling Subarus? 35 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:13,444 How Many Times I Got To Tell You, Kirby? I Sell Bmws. 36 00:03:13,445 --> 00:03:15,947 I Just Happen To Work Out Of A Subaru Showroom. 37 00:03:15,948 --> 00:03:17,949 Ohh! 38 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,953 Look At Her. What A Pig. 39 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:25,456 Here We Are, Safe And Sound. 40 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,962 Aah! I Know, I Know. We Got To Get A Car. 41 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:32,964 It's On My List. 42 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:34,966 I Dried My Hair In Front Of The Tv, 43 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:37,468 And It's Full Of Electricity. 44 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:39,469 Mitch, Please Stop. 45 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,471 Mitch, Don't Do That. Come On. 46 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:44,475 Wait. Your Cousins Toby And Mary-- Do They Have A Boy Or A Girl? 47 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:46,477 Uh, One Or The Other. 48 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,647 Go! Go! Go! Go! 49 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:54,125 Brava! Brava! Go! 50 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,174 Congratulations To The Bride And Groom. 51 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,176 Many Happy Years Together. 52 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,178 Jesus, Who Is That? 53 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,686 Eh. You Take Away The Clothes And The Makeup, What Do You Got? 54 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,187 A Gorgeous Naked Woman. 55 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:37,193 Larry! Congratulations, Uncle Phil. 56 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,194 Isn't She Something, Huh? 57 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,196 Edie, If You Are Half As Wonderful As My Uncle Says, 58 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:44,200 I Want You To Leave Him Right Now-- I'm Gonna Marry You. 59 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,205 - This Is Larry's Beautiful Wife, Tish. - Congratulations. 60 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,708 And This Monster Here Is Mitchie. 61 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,461 Hey, Easy On The Mousse, Uncle Phil. 62 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,212 Hi, Mitch. This Is For You. 63 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,715 You Coming To Work For Me, You Son Of A Gun? 64 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,219 I Told You, Uncle Phil. I Just Don't See An Intellectual... 65 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,723 Albeit Muscular Guy Like Myself Working In A Junkyard. 66 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:10,726 Larry, Believe Me, There's A Future In Garbage. 67 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,731 By The Year 2000, There's Gonna Be No Place Left For Human Refuse. 68 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,984 Get In While The Market's Still Open. Hmm? 69 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,236 Don't Say Nothing. Sleep On It. No, No. 70 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:24,240 We'll Talk, Okay? It's On My List, Uncle Phil. 71 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,243 On Your List? I Got Your List. It's On My List, I Swear To God. 72 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:35,251 I Would Like To Make-- Attention, Please. Attention. 73 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:39,255 I Want To Make A Toast To This Lovely Young Couple. 74 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,258 Most Of Us Find Love... 75 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,762 Once In A Lifetime, If We're Lucky. 76 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,266 But For These Two To Find Love Again, Later In Life-- 77 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:53,268 So Edie. 78 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:57,272 On Behalf Of My Whole Family, We Are Grateful, 79 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:02,779 Because My Uncle Phil, While Being One Of The Great Men In Garbage, 80 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,780 Has Not Always Been So Keen On Personal Hygiene. 81 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,784 But That Is Until He Met You. 82 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:13,288 So, I Will Now Disrobe... 83 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,792 And Play A Celtic Classic Ballad... 84 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,293 On My Love Flute. 85 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:21,297 Shut Up! 86 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:30,807 My Nephew Larry's Making A Toast. 87 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,309 Oh. 88 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,813 Um-- Thank You, Uncle Phil. 89 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,818 Even The Band Stopped. Well, I Was, Uh-- 90 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,821 Excuse Me Here-- I Was Just, Uh, 91 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,824 Trying To Make A Toast Here. 92 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,828 I Guess What I Was Trying To Say Was, This, Uh, 93 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:54,305 This Occasion's More Than A Wedding. 94 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:56,782 It's A, Uh-- Well, It's A Love Story. 95 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:00,336 It's-- I'm Dying Here. 96 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,338 It's The Story-- 97 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:18,855 What's The Real Color Of Her Hair Anyway? 98 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,360 Make Up Your Own Verse! 99 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,371 Anyway, Anyway-- 100 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:39,374 Anyway, To Life, To Love, 101 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,378 To Phil And Edie. To Phil And Edie. 102 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,892 Larry, I'm Touched. 103 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,397 Such A Wonderful Nephew. 104 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:05,400 Such A Wonderful Bride. I Don't Deserve Her. 105 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:08,905 - You're Right, You Bastard! - Hey, You Don't Like It, 106 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,406 Kiss Me Where The Sun Don't Shine! 107 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,910 Oh, Yeah? Where's That? I'll Show You Where! 108 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,428 It's All Mine! 109 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,937 My Brother Angelo Just Rolled Over In His Grave. 110 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:45,440 - You're Crazy! - Crazy With Love! 111 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,460 Now, All Of These Products Are Natural, 112 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:09,465 And They're Coordinated To Go With Your Individual Coloring. 113 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:13,219 You're A Fall-- Soft Ambers And Magenta. 114 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,973 And You're A Summer-- Yellows And Blues. 115 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:22,477 And You, You're A Spring. You Should Be In Pink. 116 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:26,983 Darling, I'm A Widow. Thirty Years, And I Only Wear Black. 117 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:31,486 And On You, It Works. Classic. 118 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,994 Look At Her. Look At Her. 119 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,946 She Buried My Brother Only Five Years Ago. 120 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:44,499 Look At Her. She Killed Him. What? 121 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,503 She Killed Him By Putting Butter In His Food All The Time. 122 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,508 Listen To Me, Kevin. I'm Telling You, I Got A Problem With This. 123 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,011 You Told Me. Now's Not The Time. You Canceled The Check. 124 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,513 You Didn't Fix The Car. What, It's My Fault It Broke Down? 125 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,514 Tom, It Broke Down On The Way Home. 126 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:02,517 Hey! You Owe Me Money. You Owe Me A Car! 127 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,387 You're A Goddamn Liar. Shithead! You're A Cheat! 128 00:10:04,388 --> 00:10:06,522 Come On! Come On! Take It Easy. 129 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,525 Relax! Relax! Just Relax! 130 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,029 - Take It Easy. - Your Cousin's An Asshole. 131 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,532 Hey, Just Take It Easy. Get Some Help, Tom. 132 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:22,538 I'm So-- I'm Sorry. 133 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:30,546 Up Close, She Doesn't Look So Young. 134 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,071 Wait. You're Actually Telling Me That Your Parents Let You Come Here Today, 135 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,524 And They Never Warned You About The Wedding Killer? 136 00:10:58,607 --> 00:11:01,076 No. Okay. 137 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:05,581 You See, There's This Guy-- Fred, I Think His Name Is-- 138 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,584 And-- And His Girlfriend Walked Out On Him, Okay? 139 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,587 And On The Day Of Her Wedding To This Other Guy, 140 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,090 Fred Showed Up, 141 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:18,093 And He Had A Machete, And He Chopped Her Head Off. 142 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,597 - Eww! - There Was Blood Everywhere. 143 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,099 Then He Sliced The Groom's Guts Open... 144 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:28,104 Right Down The Middle, And This Stuff Spilled Out That Looked Like Spaghetti. 145 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,106 Eww! 146 00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:35,111 And Then He Ripped Her Heart Out While It Was Still Beating, And He Ate It. 147 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,112 Wait, Wait, Wait. 148 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,116 And Now, He Goes From Wedding To Wedding, 149 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:43,119 Macheteing Up Everybody Into Little Pieces. 150 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,122 - Kids Too? - Especially Kids. 151 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,626 It's Time To Go, Kids. 152 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,132 How Sweet Of You To Tell Them Stories, Mitch. 153 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,134 There's Nothing To It. 154 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,422 Oh! 155 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:08,178 Come On, Children. Children, Outside. 156 00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:11,181 Bye-Bye! Whoo! 157 00:12:11,182 --> 00:12:13,934 Bye-Bye! 158 00:12:13,935 --> 00:12:16,687 Bye-Bye! 159 00:12:19,189 --> 00:12:21,692 Bye-Bye! Send A Card! 160 00:12:24,194 --> 00:12:26,697 Okay, I'll Call You. 161 00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:31,201 Dad, I Can't Find Her Anywhere, 162 00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:34,204 And I Got Plans Tonight. 163 00:12:34,205 --> 00:12:36,205 Uh, Harry? Yeah? 164 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,208 Harry, Can You Give My Kid A Lift Home? Come Along, Mitch. 165 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,211 Great. Thanks. Hey, As Dads Go, You're Okay. 166 00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:43,213 Home By 10:00. 167 00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:46,717 Mitch, Home By 10:00. 168 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,222 Bye. No More? 169 00:12:56,727 --> 00:13:00,230 She's Going To Come Back Soon. She's On A Honeymoon. 170 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,236 I Don't Know Where He Went. I Don't Understand. 171 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:11,240 Hi. Hi. 172 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:14,244 I Seem To Have Lost My Mate. Me Too. 173 00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:16,246 I Was Sure I Came In With One. 174 00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:20,250 Nice Wedding. Mm-Hmm. 175 00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:25,756 I'm Phil's Nephew. I Know. I'm Edie's-- 176 00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:27,757 I Know. Larry. 177 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:31,260 I'm Maria. Chloe. Hi, Chloe. 178 00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:33,513 Are You Cold, Sweetheart? Yeah. 179 00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:35,766 Well, Why Don't We Go Inside. 180 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,768 Yes, That's A Good Idea. 181 00:13:47,778 --> 00:13:50,781 You Should Be A Singer. Thanks. I'll Try. 182 00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:53,282 Your Wife Is Very Beautiful. 183 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:56,286 Have You Been Married Long? A Couple Of Years. You? 184 00:13:56,787 --> 00:13:58,288 Almost 11. Ooh! 185 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,792 We Were Married Young. 186 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:06,763 Work? Yes. He Sells Cars. Subarus. 187 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:09,799 No. Do You Work? Me? 188 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,303 Yes. I'm A Legal Secretary. 189 00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:15,805 Ah. And You? 190 00:14:15,806 --> 00:14:17,808 I Teach Ballroom Dancing. 191 00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:21,310 Really? Mm-Hmm. 192 00:14:21,311 --> 00:14:25,065 Would You Have Been More Impressed If I Said I Was A Securities Analyst? 193 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:28,819 Because My First Wife Was. My Father, However, Was More Impressed... 194 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:31,320 When I Was A Real Estate Broker. 195 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:33,824 My First Wife's Friends Liked That Too. 196 00:14:33,825 --> 00:14:36,827 Everybody Was Impressed But Me. 197 00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:39,830 And You Play The Piano Too. No. 198 00:14:39,831 --> 00:14:42,833 Trumpet. 199 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,336 Are You Really A Dance Teacher? 200 00:14:49,339 --> 00:14:52,308 Here You Go. This... 201 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:56,846 Entitles You To One Free Lesson. 202 00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:59,349 I'm Not A Very Good Dancer. That's Okay. 203 00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,852 I'm Not A Very Good Teacher. 204 00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:08,358 Well, I Bet I Know Somebody Who Would Like To Dance. 205 00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:12,863 Oh, You're So Light. 206 00:15:18,869 --> 00:15:21,871 You're Very Good With Children. 207 00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:25,876 Well, My Job Gives Me A Lot Of Time To Spend With My Son. 208 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:30,380 The One With The Video Camera? Uh-Huh. 209 00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:36,353 You Know, My Mother And Phil, They Are So Sweet. 210 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:40,390 I Felt Like Crying, But I Couldn't. 211 00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,392 I Never Can. 212 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:46,395 Why Am I Telling You This? 213 00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:48,898 People Tell Dance Teachers Things. 214 00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:51,400 Thank You, Madam. That Was Lovely. 215 00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:54,904 Nobody Told Me Anything When I Was In Securities. 216 00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:58,158 How Many Jobs Did You Have? Oh, I Don't Know. A Lot. 217 00:16:01,912 --> 00:16:04,648 If It Looks Like I Might Be Successful, I Move On. 218 00:16:04,649 --> 00:16:07,384 You Don't Want To Be Successful? I Want To Be Happy. 219 00:16:07,385 --> 00:16:10,419 Hey, We're Getting Personal Here. 220 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:14,424 You're Learning All My Secrets, And I Don't Know The First Thing About You. 221 00:16:14,425 --> 00:16:18,427 Not An Interesting Person. 222 00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:22,432 Christ, You-- How You Doin'? You Will Not Believe What Happened To Us. 223 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:25,935 The Goddamn Car Broke Down. Where Is Everybody? 224 00:16:25,936 --> 00:16:29,940 Oh, Jesus, I Didn't Know It Was This Late. Are You Okay? 225 00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:32,943 Oh, Tom Was Just Giving Me A Test Drive In His Car. 226 00:16:32,944 --> 00:16:36,445 We Lost Track Of Time. Tom Sells Bmws. 227 00:16:36,446 --> 00:16:40,450 - I Thought They Were Subarus. - I Understand You're In The Market For A New Car. 228 00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:42,952 We Are, Aren't We, Honey? 229 00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:45,455 Your Wife And I Have Been Talking About Putting A Set Of Wheels Under You... 230 00:16:45,956 --> 00:16:47,958 At A Price You Can Afford. 231 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,961 Not Just Any Set Of Wheels. Bavarian Motor Works. 232 00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:54,965 I Think A Bmw Is A Little Out Of Our Range. 233 00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,966 Mmm. 234 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:59,970 Besides, They're Breaking Down All The Time. 235 00:17:08,478 --> 00:17:10,479 So Anyway, As Soon As She Said... 236 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,982 They Were Thinking Of Buying A Car, I Knew It. 237 00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:15,485 If I Could Get Her Behind The Wheel, Bingo. 238 00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:18,989 Sale, Commission, Full Sticker Price. 239 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:20,991 Then The Car Breaks Down. 240 00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:23,493 That's The Thing In Sales. You Have To Concentrate On The Woman. 241 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:25,495 Women Always Liked You, Tom. 242 00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:30,499 You Believe Me, Don't You? 243 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,003 Why Shouldn't I? You're My Husband. 244 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,513 Phil's Worth A Lot Of Money. 245 00:17:44,014 --> 00:17:46,516 You Really Should Take Him Up On His Offer. 246 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:49,269 You're Great At Collecting Junk. 247 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:52,022 You'd Wind Up Running The Company. 248 00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:57,526 My Psychic, Mrs. Wong, 249 00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:59,529 Is Encouraging Me To Express Myself. 250 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:03,033 She Says A Lot Of Attractive Women Get Depressed... 251 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:06,036 Because They Think People See Nothing But Their Looks. 252 00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:16,046 She Thinks I Have Sensitivity And Talent, Larry. 253 00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:18,548 She Says That. 254 00:18:19,049 --> 00:18:21,051 Mrs. Wong Is "Wight." 255 00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:25,555 I Should Tell You That More Often. I'm Sorry. 256 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,528 Would You Still Slay A Dragon For Me? 257 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,033 Maybe A Baby Dragon. 258 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:48,044 Mrs. Wong Gave Me A Self-Improvement Tape. Would You Like To Hear It? 259 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,047 Not Right Now. 260 00:18:51,048 --> 00:18:53,549 Larry? 261 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,553 I Wouldn't Hurt You For Anything. You Know That, Don't You? 262 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:02,057 Why Would You Say That? 263 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,562 Will You Dance With Me? We Never Dance Anymore. 264 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 Hey, Mitch. 265 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,094 Remember The Guy On The News Who Listened To Ozzy Osbourne So Much... 266 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:41,097 That His Parents Sued Because He Became A Mass Murderer? 267 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,098 Well, Aunt Irene Told Me Today... 268 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,602 She's Thinking Of Suing Now Because Cousin Donald... 269 00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,604 Listened To Barry Manilow Over And Over, 270 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,606 And He Became A Florist. 271 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,109 Aah! 272 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,113 That Bad, Huh? What's Up? 273 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,617 It's The Blonde On The Blue Bicycle, Isn't It? 274 00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:02,619 Shut Up. 275 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,622 The Blonde Whose Initials Are On Your Vans? 276 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,626 Shut Up. 277 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:15,131 When I Watch You Play Soccer And The Guys Go For Gatorade At The Break, 278 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,634 You Go And Talk To The Blonde On The Blue Bicycle. 279 00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:20,136 - I Said Shut Up! You're Not My Mother. - Mitch-- 280 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,639 I'm Just Trying To Help, Mitchie. I Could Give You The Girl's Point Of View. 281 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,641 Tish, Kiss My Squirrel! Hey, Hey! 282 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,645 We Will Have No Squirrel Kissing Here Tonight. 283 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,647 Well, I Was Just Trying To Help. 284 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,150 I Think I Should Spend A Little Time With Mitchie Alone. 285 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,156 "Kiss My Squirrel"? 286 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,657 Hey, Come On. 287 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,660 What's Wrong-- Oh, That's Very Nice. 288 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:51,167 Go Apologize To Tish. Go. Get Out Of Here. 289 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,671 Repeat Several Times A Day, 290 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,425 "I Approve... 291 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,303 "Of Myself. 292 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,493 "I Approve... 293 00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:06,682 Of Myself." 294 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:16,192 You're Not Throwing It Quite Hard Enough. 295 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,945 I Hate Leonard Pierson. Who? 296 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,322 Leonard Pierson-- In My Class. 297 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,699 He Follows Me Around All The Time. 298 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,701 But You Shouldn't Hate Anybody, Chloe. 299 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,204 He Tells Everyone He Loves Me. 300 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,208 That Is Sweet. You Be Sweet To Him, Okay? 301 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,210 Bye. Bye, Mom. 302 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,716 - Leonard! - Aah! 303 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:19,254 Hi, Tom. Bernadette-- 304 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:22,258 Look, I'm Sorry, But We Have To Stop Seeing Each Other. 305 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,762 What? It's Just Getting Too Serious. 306 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,271 You're Right. 307 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,286 Hi. Uh, I'll Be With You In A Minute, Okay, Tom? 308 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,294 How Is Your Family? 309 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,796 Olga, Listen. About Us-- 310 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,307 I Can't See You Anymore. 311 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,308 Lighten Up, Tom. 312 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:17,313 Planned Parenthood. 313 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,332 You're Not Allowed To Talk To The Driver. 314 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,351 Would You Excuse Me Just One Moment? 315 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,357 Hi. What Did You Tell Him? 316 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,359 Who? Your Husband, About Us? 317 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,361 Nothing. Good. Keep It That Way. 318 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:11,367 I Wanted To Make Sure You're Not A Three-Beers- And-Confession Type. 319 00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:14,370 Well, You're A Whole Lot Different Than You Were Last Night. 320 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,373 Last Night Never Happened, Understand? I've Changed My Whole Life Today. 321 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,875 I've Cleaned Up My Act. No More Women. 322 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,378 Last Night Never Happened, Understand? 323 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,881 And If You Ever Say It Did-- If You Use The "F" Word About Us-- 324 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,383 If Even The "Fu" Sound Comes Out Of Your Mouth-- 325 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,387 I Will Denounce You As A Liar And Home-Wrecker, Do You Understand? 326 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:33,388 Miss? 327 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,892 Excuse Me. I Have To Get Back To Her Or Her Eyeliner Will Cake. 328 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,897 Do You Understand? I Have An I.Q. In The Triple Digits. 329 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,399 What Word Do You Think I Didn't Understand? 330 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,404 Okay. I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Understood. 331 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:51,356 Are You Wearing Black Underwear? Yes. 332 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,410 Want To Meet Me For A Drink Later? 333 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,916 Kiss My Squirrel. 334 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,419 Whew. 335 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:07,172 So They Drove To A Shopping Mall... 336 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,925 And Parked In Back Of A Supermarket... 337 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,427 Behind A Dumpster... 338 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:16,432 In Our Car That I Make Payments On By Sweating My Ass Off... 339 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:19,435 So She Can Sweat Her Ass Off Inside It. 340 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,437 Sorry. 341 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,940 That Car Was Rocking Like An Out-Of- Whack Washing Machine. 342 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,943 I Went Crazy. I-- Are You Getting All This Down, Maria? 343 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,946 Yes, I Am, Mr. Bergman. Okay. 344 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:33,949 I Decided To Kill Her, 345 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,951 But I Couldn't. 346 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,455 I Love Her. 347 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,458 So I Shaved Her Head. 348 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,460 And Now See If He Wants Her. 349 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,964 That Is Why Your Wife Is Suing You For Divorce, Mr. Dionne. 350 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,219 Love Is Shit. 351 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,471 Marriage Is Shit. 352 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,976 You Know, I'm Sitting Here Listening To You Editorialize-- Fuck You, Moneybags, Eh? 353 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,498 That's My Favorite Part. Boi-Oi-Oing! Here We Go. 354 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,501 Happy, Happy, Happy. 355 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,504 No, No, We're Doing The Cha-Cha Here. 356 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,505 Sorry. All Right. Remember, Ladies, 357 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,009 It's Okay To Smile, Especially At My Jokes. 358 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,010 Ready, And-- 359 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,014 Cha-Cha-Cha, Swivel, Swivel, 360 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,516 Forward, Back, Forward. 361 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:45,020 Whoo! I Can't Even Say It Right. Hit Him, Maggie, If He Does That Right. 362 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:47,523 Let's Do It Again. Ready, And-- 363 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,025 Cha-Cha-Cha, Swivel, Swivel, 364 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,527 Forward, Cross, Forward. 365 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,030 Who's Leading Here? That's All Right. You Lead. 366 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:57,533 You're Doing A Good Job. I Want These Suspenders. 367 00:26:57,534 --> 00:27:01,036 Ready, And-- Cha-Cha- Cha, Swivel, Swivel, 368 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:02,870 Forward, Cross, Forward. 369 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:06,542 Up, Six, Seven, Eight. 370 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,044 And One-- 371 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,552 You're Going To Put Me Out Of Work. You're Too Good. 372 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,554 One More Time. Ready, And-- 373 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,557 Cha-Cha-Cha-- Oh, My God. No, No, No. 374 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:26,562 Let Me Show You One More Time. One More Time, Everybody. 375 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,566 Mrs. Greenblatt. 376 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,579 You Look "Mah - Velous." 377 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,593 Magnificent. A Thing Of Beauty. 378 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,595 Thank You, Thank You. 379 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,099 Okay, That's It. Time's Up, Everybody. 380 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,103 Practice, Practice, Practice. Yes, Practice, Practice, Practice. 381 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:12,107 Good-Bye. Get Out Of Here. Get Out Of Here, You Crazy Guys. 382 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:15,611 Thank You. Get New Shoes. Those Are Not Gonna Work. 383 00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:19,615 Don't Forget To Bring Your Checks Next Week. 384 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:23,118 - Hi. - Hi. 385 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,620 You Came For Your Free Lesson. 386 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:29,625 No, It's My Lunch Break, And I Thought That Maybe We Could Talk. 387 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:37,332 - Mexican? - It's Too Heavy. 388 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:41,137 I Don't Know How To Say This-- Well, Words Are Good. 389 00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:43,139 They Have Fried Octopus? 390 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,141 No, I Had That For Breakfast. 391 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:50,646 This Is Difficult. Oh, Come On. 392 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:53,649 It's Only Lunch. Burgers. 393 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,651 No. Too Obvious. 394 00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:59,155 Larry, I Need To Ask You Something. 395 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:05,161 Do I Think That Your Husband And My Wife Slept Together? 396 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:10,166 Thank You. It Would've Taken Me A Lot Longer. 397 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:14,669 Well, I Only Have An Hour For Lunch. 398 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:18,674 Ah. Spuds International. Everything You Ever Wanted On A Potato And More. 399 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:21,677 I Think They Have One With A Buick On It. 400 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:24,679 Do You Think They Did? 401 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,683 I Don't Know. Only They Know. 402 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:31,187 You Don't Seem To Be Upset About It. 403 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,688 Sex Isn't That Big A Deal Anyway. 404 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:36,942 Whether They Had Sex Or Not, Something Happened. 405 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:40,195 Hey, I Believe In People's Freedom Of Choice. 406 00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:43,198 Tish Needs To Grow Up To Be Her Own Person. Now, That's Me. 407 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:47,203 What People Do Is Their Own Business. That Doesn't Apply To Marriage. 408 00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:50,206 Sounds Like You Have A Choice To Make. And Guess What? 409 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:53,708 You're Free To Make It. 410 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:56,211 This Is Great. We Hardly Know Each Other, 411 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,714 And We're Already Getting Our First Argument Out Of The Way. 412 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:04,720 Are You Serious About That Freedom Stuff? 413 00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:08,224 Yes. 414 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:14,230 No! Oh, God, I'm So Full Of Shit! 415 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:16,231 I'd Like To Kill Them Both! 416 00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,734 I'm Sorry. 417 00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:21,237 I Will Pay For It. I'll Pay For It. It's My Fault. 418 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:24,739 I Will Pay For The Fish. I Broke The Fish. 419 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,742 I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Come. 420 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:29,244 How Much? Never Mind. 421 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:33,249 Wait. Wait, Please. I'm, Uh-- I'm Very Sorry. 422 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,253 Whoa. 423 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,756 It Wasn't Easy For You To Come See Me Today, Was It? No. 424 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,009 Are You Okay? 425 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,260 No, I'm Not Okay. 426 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:48,264 That's Right. You Don't Cry, Do You? 427 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,767 Or Hit Fish. 428 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:55,270 Oh, God. Ooh, Jeez. 429 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:59,275 You Know, Tom Lately Has Been Really Upset About Work. 430 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,777 They Have These Contests-- Who Sells Most Cars-- 431 00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,779 And He Lost His Trip To Las Vegas. 432 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,781 That's A Good Reason To Hump My Wife. 433 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:10,785 I'm Sorry. Listen, Tish Is A Good Person. 434 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,789 She Just Wants To Be Appreciated For More Than Her Looks. 435 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,790 She's Worried People Think She's Dumb. 436 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,294 She's Not Dumb. Tom Is Very Vulnerable To Female Flattery. 437 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,295 Why Do You Keep Making Excuses For Your Husband? 438 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:24,300 Because You're Making Excuses For Your Wife. All Right. All Right. 439 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,802 So, How Did You Two Meet? 440 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:29,304 We Met In High School. 441 00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,306 He Was An Athlete, A Big Athlete, 442 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,809 And He Had A Red Car He Was Very Proud Of. 443 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:35,811 Girls Were Crazy About Him. 444 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:38,564 I Just Came To This Country, And I Was Very Shy. 445 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:40,815 I Couldn't Believe When He Came And Talked To Me. 446 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,819 He Must Have Said Something Right To Get You To Marry Him. 447 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:46,822 No. I Was The Only Girl Who Wouldn't Go To Sleep With Him. 448 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:50,325 What About You? 449 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,828 I Guess I Thought Tish Was Gonna Be Different Than My First Wife. 450 00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:54,829 Surprise, You Know. 451 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:57,333 Turns Out She's The Bride Of Bloomingdale's. 452 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,838 So, What Do You Want To Do? You Want To Confront Them? 453 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,839 They'll Just Deny It. 454 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,843 We Could Shave Their Heads. 455 00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:09,844 What? 456 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,348 I Have To Go Back To Work. I'm Sorry. 457 00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,849 I'm Sorry If I Spoiled Your Day. 458 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,853 It Was Nice Not Having Lunch With You. 459 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,357 Bye. 460 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,359 Good-Bye, Maria. 461 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,370 Sweetheart, I'm Going To Put Your Flowers In The Vase. 462 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,372 You Can Do Your Homework. 463 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:40,876 What's In The Box, Daddy? 464 00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:43,379 What's This? 465 00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,880 Open It. 466 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:49,885 And Tonight I'm Going To Make My World - Famous Garlic Chicken Pamplona. 467 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:51,886 Yea! 468 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,890 Not Only That, I'm Going To Clean Up, After I Use Every Pot In The House. 469 00:32:54,891 --> 00:32:56,892 I Promise. 470 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,646 Tom, This Is Beautiful. 471 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,274 What's The Occasion? 472 00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:05,901 Nothing. Just Us. 473 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:11,907 All Of Us Together. Just One Of Those Nights... 474 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:14,410 It's Nice To Have A Family. 475 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,918 So, How Was Your Day? 476 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:27,423 Fine. I Had Lunch With Larry Kozinski. 477 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,925 Who? Larry Kozinski. 478 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:34,430 I Had Lunch With Him Today. Sweetheart, Don't Wrinkle It. 479 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:37,932 Why? Uh, What For? 480 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:40,436 Uh, What Did You Talk About? 481 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:42,938 Mmm, Nothing Special. 482 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,943 - Was It A Nice Lunch? - Mm-Hmm. Very Nice. 483 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,945 Well, That's Fine. 484 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,448 That's Good. That's Okay. 485 00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:55,951 I'm Glad You Had A Nice Day. 486 00:33:56,452 --> 00:33:59,455 Good Old Larry. Lunch. 487 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,956 Nice. 488 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,960 Mitchie Is, Uh-- What Is It You Are Again, Mitchie? 489 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:07,462 I'm A Multimedia Artist, 490 00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:10,466 But My Emphasis Is On Video. 491 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,469 I'm So Excited. 492 00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:58,514 That's Her. 493 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:06,021 I'm Showing A Little Cleavage. So What? 494 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:46,562 Cut! Cut! Lights! 495 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:51,066 Thank You. 496 00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:54,068 You Did The Wrong Thing. 497 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,572 How About Lunch? 498 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:04,079 You Are A Very Sick Young Man. 499 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,582 Alienation. Great. 500 00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:09,585 Interesting Work, Mitch. 501 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,587 Thanks, Dad. Yeah. 502 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,090 What The Hell Are You Doing Taking My Wife Out To Lunch? 503 00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:18,092 Actually, We Didn't Have Lunch. 504 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,095 We Went For A Walk, But My Feet Broke Down, 505 00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:22,598 So We Were A Little Late Getting Back. 506 00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:30,605 They Know. 507 00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:33,609 They Know About Us. 508 00:36:46,989 --> 00:36:50,993 Work In Garbage All Week, Enjoy Nature On The Weekends. 509 00:36:51,994 --> 00:36:53,996 Here We Go. Ooh, Ooh, Ooh. 510 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,002 Tell Me About Larry. 511 00:37:00,003 --> 00:37:02,504 Larry, Larry. 512 00:37:03,005 --> 00:37:05,507 I've Asked Him A Million Times To Come Into The Business, 513 00:37:05,508 --> 00:37:09,011 But He Wants To Change Jobs, Dance. 514 00:37:09,012 --> 00:37:12,513 Me, I Say This With Love, Maria. 515 00:37:12,514 --> 00:37:16,018 Larry Is A Failure In Everything Except Life. 516 00:37:16,019 --> 00:37:18,019 Come! Dance With Me! Yes! 517 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:22,024 Come On. Let Me Rest! Let Me Rest! 518 00:37:22,524 --> 00:37:26,528 Show Her How To Do It, Girls. 519 00:37:26,529 --> 00:37:28,530 Follow Me. No, You Go. 520 00:37:29,031 --> 00:37:30,532 We're Gonna Miss You. 521 00:37:33,535 --> 00:37:36,538 Phil, Do You Want Some Cake? Phil? 522 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:41,043 Phil? 523 00:37:44,046 --> 00:37:47,049 Come On. Come On! 524 00:37:49,551 --> 00:37:51,552 Something's Wrong. 525 00:37:51,553 --> 00:37:54,289 One Shot, Man! That's All It'll Take-- One Shot! 526 00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:57,025 I'm Right Here! I Won't Have It In My House! 527 00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,559 Stop. Stop. 528 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,063 Stop It. Stop It. 529 00:38:01,064 --> 00:38:03,065 Mama. 530 00:38:06,568 --> 00:38:08,570 Phil! 531 00:38:11,073 --> 00:38:13,075 Phil. 532 00:38:13,575 --> 00:38:15,077 Phil. 533 00:38:20,082 --> 00:38:22,084 Don't Leave Me! 534 00:38:41,103 --> 00:38:45,107 "So That Even Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death, 535 00:38:45,108 --> 00:38:47,860 "I Fear No Evil, For Thou Art With Me. 536 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:50,611 "Thy Rod And Thy Staff, They Comfort Me. 537 00:38:50,612 --> 00:38:54,116 "Thou Preparest A Table Before Me In The Presence Of Mine Enemies. 538 00:38:54,117 --> 00:38:56,117 "My Cup Overflows. 539 00:38:56,118 --> 00:38:58,620 "Surely Goodness And Mercy Shall Follow Me... 540 00:38:58,621 --> 00:39:00,621 "All The Days Of My Life, 541 00:39:00,622 --> 00:39:04,626 And I Shall Dwell In The House Of The Lord Forever." 542 00:39:04,627 --> 00:39:07,128 Let Us Pray. 543 00:39:07,129 --> 00:39:09,631 O God, Whose Days Are Without An End-- 544 00:39:09,632 --> 00:39:12,133 Give Me Back My 50 Cents. 545 00:39:12,134 --> 00:39:14,636 Drive Me Around This Damn Town... Keep Your Dime, Sport. 546 00:39:14,637 --> 00:39:16,637 Just To Run Up Your Fare. 547 00:39:16,638 --> 00:39:19,141 What Do You Think I Am, Huh? 548 00:39:19,142 --> 00:39:21,143 A Goddamn Tourist? 549 00:39:21,144 --> 00:39:23,145 Cheapskate. 550 00:39:26,148 --> 00:39:29,150 Pop, You Were Supposed To Call Me. 551 00:39:29,151 --> 00:39:32,654 For What? A Ride On That Motorcycle Of Yours? 552 00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:35,156 Good To See You, Son. 553 00:39:35,157 --> 00:39:37,626 Good God. Is This Mitchie? How You Doing, Grandpa? 554 00:39:37,627 --> 00:39:40,161 I'll Be Damned. 555 00:39:40,162 --> 00:39:43,665 You're Getting To Be A Big Man, Aren't You, Huh? Yeah. 556 00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:46,168 Let's Go. No, You Go Ahead. 557 00:39:46,668 --> 00:39:48,670 No, I'll Wait Right Here. 558 00:39:49,171 --> 00:39:52,674 At My Age, You Don't Want To Get Too Close To An Open Grave. 559 00:39:52,675 --> 00:39:55,177 Stay With Him, Will You? Sure. 560 00:39:57,179 --> 00:40:00,932 So, Grandpa, How Come You Didn't Come To The Church? 561 00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:04,061 Uh, God Makes Me Nervous When You Get Him Indoors. 562 00:40:04,062 --> 00:40:07,127 Besides, I Don't Like Seeing People In Their Coffins. 563 00:40:07,128 --> 00:40:10,192 They Always Look So Much Smaller Without Their Spirits. 564 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:23,705 I Was Going To Bring You A Gift, But I Forgot. 565 00:40:27,209 --> 00:40:29,211 Think You Might Like One Of These, Huh? 566 00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:30,712 Which One You Want? 567 00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:34,716 Hot Patty's Pajama Party Orgirls With Big Jugs? 568 00:40:39,221 --> 00:40:41,722 Eat. There's Casseroles, Cakes. 569 00:40:41,723 --> 00:40:45,727 I'll Have Turkey Tetrazzini Coming Out The Wazoo. 570 00:40:46,228 --> 00:40:48,229 Everyone Loved Him So. 571 00:40:48,230 --> 00:40:51,233 Did You See The Wreath The Boys From The Junkyard Sent? 572 00:40:52,734 --> 00:40:55,237 Larry! Was It Me? Was I Too Much For Him? 573 00:40:55,737 --> 00:40:58,990 No, Edie. He Was The Happiest He'd Ever Been With You. 574 00:40:58,991 --> 00:41:02,119 I Want You To Meet My Father, Vincent. My Sympathies. 575 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,247 I'm Sorry I Missed Your Wedding. My Hernia Prevented It. 576 00:41:06,748 --> 00:41:10,251 Edie. I'm Sorry. I Have To Go To Work. 577 00:41:10,252 --> 00:41:12,754 We Are Still Family Even Though Phil Is Gone. 578 00:41:13,255 --> 00:41:15,757 So Don't Be A Stranger, Hmm? 579 00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:17,726 I Won't, I Promise. 580 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:20,761 See You Later. Bye, Pops. 581 00:41:20,762 --> 00:41:24,266 Nobody Takes A Day Off When A Man Dies Anymore? Jesus. 582 00:41:26,768 --> 00:41:30,271 You Know, Funerals Make Women Really Horny. 583 00:41:30,272 --> 00:41:34,276 I Never Knew Phil All That Well, But This Is Great Turkey Tetrazzini. 584 00:41:34,277 --> 00:41:37,279 Here, Mommy. Oh, Thank You. 585 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,281 Look, I Got To Go Show A Car. 586 00:41:40,282 --> 00:41:43,284 As Long As Chloe's Gonna Stay Overnight Here, 587 00:41:43,285 --> 00:41:46,254 Why Don't You Meet Me About 7:30, And We'll Go Out To Eat? 588 00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:48,290 If Mama Doesn't Need Me. 589 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:53,795 If Your Mom Doesn't Need You, Maybe You Can Meet Me At The Showroom. 590 00:41:53,796 --> 00:41:57,299 If Mama Doesn't Need Me, I'll Be There At 7:30. 591 00:41:59,301 --> 00:42:01,803 Okay. 592 00:42:03,305 --> 00:42:06,307 Beauty And The Beast. 593 00:42:06,308 --> 00:42:08,809 I'm Never Gonna Get Married. 594 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:11,813 You Wait. You'll See. You'll Get Married, Have Kids, 595 00:42:11,814 --> 00:42:13,814 Have A Happy Life. 596 00:42:13,815 --> 00:42:16,317 Don't Eat Too Much Butter, Though. 597 00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:18,820 You Know What I'd Really Like To Do? What? 598 00:42:18,821 --> 00:42:21,073 Kill Someone. What? 599 00:42:21,074 --> 00:42:23,324 Calmly Plan A Murder. 600 00:42:23,325 --> 00:42:27,329 Choose The Victim-- Maybe Even Someone Political-- 601 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:29,830 So I Could Do The World Some Good, You Know. 602 00:42:29,831 --> 00:42:32,584 I'd Have To Think About It First For A Few Years. 603 00:42:32,585 --> 00:42:35,337 Hey, It Can't Be Any Dumber Than Getting Married... 604 00:42:35,338 --> 00:42:37,589 And Going To Work Every Day. 605 00:42:37,590 --> 00:42:39,841 I Mean, It Must Be More Fun. 606 00:42:43,345 --> 00:42:47,349 Mr. Z., I'm Going To Be A Little Late Getting Back. 607 00:42:48,850 --> 00:42:50,852 It's Hard To Rush A Funeral. 608 00:42:51,853 --> 00:42:54,356 As Soon As I Can. 609 00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:01,363 What Took You So Long? Just Get In The Car. 610 00:43:01,364 --> 00:43:03,866 I Think You Forgot To Say Please. 611 00:43:03,867 --> 00:43:06,368 Just Get In The Car, Will You? 612 00:43:07,869 --> 00:43:09,838 Oh, You're So Manly. 613 00:43:15,377 --> 00:43:18,380 There. There's My Wife. 614 00:43:18,381 --> 00:43:20,381 Ohh. 615 00:43:20,382 --> 00:43:22,883 We Were Married For 35 Years, 616 00:43:22,884 --> 00:43:24,886 And She Never Once Raised Her Voice To Me. 617 00:43:27,889 --> 00:43:31,893 So Then You Know What It's Like To Lose Someone? 618 00:43:32,394 --> 00:43:35,897 She Went Into The Hospital To Have A Boil Removed And Never Came Out. 619 00:43:35,898 --> 00:43:38,400 I Moved Upstate, Bought Some Gas Stations. 620 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:40,401 Oh, I Do Quite Well, 621 00:43:40,402 --> 00:43:44,406 But I've Had To Learn To Live With Loneliness, Hmm? 622 00:43:44,407 --> 00:43:48,909 Life Is That Way. Who Can Explain It? 623 00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:52,414 I Thought Phil And I Would Share The Rest Of Our Lives Together. 624 00:43:52,415 --> 00:43:57,919 Now, All I Have Left Is His Share Of The Garbage Company. 625 00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:01,923 What Am I Going To Do With A Garbage Company? 626 00:44:01,924 --> 00:44:04,926 I Don't Know Anything About Business. 627 00:44:07,429 --> 00:44:10,432 Perhaps You Would Be Interested In Buying Me Out? 628 00:44:12,934 --> 00:44:17,939 Well, Maybe I Could Give You Something For Your Part Of The Business. 629 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,940 Something? 630 00:44:19,941 --> 00:44:23,445 What Neighborhood Of Something Would We Be Talking About? 631 00:44:30,952 --> 00:44:33,454 You'll Be All Right? Bye, Mom. 632 00:44:33,455 --> 00:44:35,956 See You In The City, Son. I'm Taking Mitchie With Me. 633 00:44:35,957 --> 00:44:38,460 I Don't Think Riding On That Thing Is Good For His Gonads. 634 00:44:38,461 --> 00:44:41,463 My Sympathies, Maria. Bye. 635 00:44:43,465 --> 00:44:45,967 Good-Bye, Larry. Thank You. Bye-Bye. 636 00:44:45,968 --> 00:44:48,470 Are You Coming With Us, Maria? 637 00:45:08,656 --> 00:45:11,658 Why Are We Here? I Thought You Were Taking Me Home. 638 00:45:11,659 --> 00:45:14,662 Do You Want To Go Home? I'll Take You Home. No, That's All Right. 639 00:45:14,663 --> 00:45:16,663 I Just Wondered. 640 00:45:16,664 --> 00:45:18,666 What Were You Singing? 641 00:45:18,667 --> 00:45:20,667 I Wasn't Singing. 642 00:45:20,668 --> 00:45:24,171 You Just Didn't Think I Could Hear You Over The Engine, But I Could. 643 00:45:24,172 --> 00:45:27,675 You Don't Cry At Weddings, But You Sing At Funerals. 644 00:45:27,676 --> 00:45:30,178 You Told Me You Weren't An Interesting Person. 645 00:45:30,179 --> 00:45:32,680 I'm Not. Come On. What Were You Singing? 646 00:45:34,682 --> 00:45:37,184 I Don't Sing For People. It's Private. 647 00:45:37,185 --> 00:45:40,187 Oh. Well, Hum A Few Bars Then. 648 00:45:44,692 --> 00:45:47,444 What Song Is That? 649 00:45:50,197 --> 00:45:52,700 Boy, I Still Have No Idea. 650 00:45:55,202 --> 00:45:57,705 I Hate To Break This To You, But That Tune Has No Resemblance... 651 00:45:57,706 --> 00:46:00,708 To Any Song The Beatles Ever Recorded. 652 00:46:00,709 --> 00:46:02,710 It's "The Long And Winding Road." 653 00:46:02,711 --> 00:46:04,712 Oh, No, No, That Goes More Like-- 654 00:46:09,216 --> 00:46:11,718 You're Worse Than I Am. 655 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:15,222 Are You Going To Push Me Off? I Thought You Trusted Me. 656 00:46:15,223 --> 00:46:17,224 Here, Hold On To My Shoulders. Ready? 657 00:46:17,225 --> 00:46:19,726 Push. Push Against Me. 658 00:46:19,727 --> 00:46:22,730 Whoa! Isn't That Exciting? I Guess So. 659 00:46:25,232 --> 00:46:27,234 Come Here. 660 00:46:31,739 --> 00:46:33,740 My Boat. It's Great. 661 00:46:33,741 --> 00:46:36,994 I Mean, It Could Be Great. Shecould Be Great. 662 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,246 You Always Refer To A Boat As A Female. Why? 663 00:46:40,247 --> 00:46:42,750 I Guess If You're Some Sweaty Sailor Out At Sea For A Year, 664 00:46:42,751 --> 00:46:45,753 You Need To Use Your Imagination. 665 00:46:45,754 --> 00:46:48,756 What Are You Going To Do With She? 666 00:46:49,256 --> 00:46:53,761 I'm Gonna Fix Her Up And I'm Going To Sail Off Into The Sunset. 667 00:46:54,261 --> 00:46:56,263 You Have A Rich Fantasy Life, Don't You? 668 00:46:56,264 --> 00:46:58,264 Uh-Huh. 669 00:46:58,265 --> 00:47:00,768 Don't You? Don't You Have Fantasies? I Do. 670 00:47:00,769 --> 00:47:02,770 I Do, But They're Private. 671 00:47:02,771 --> 00:47:04,771 I Don't Tell Them To Anybody. 672 00:47:04,772 --> 00:47:08,776 Not Even A Dance Teacher? You're Not Just A Dance Teacher. 673 00:47:09,276 --> 00:47:11,278 I Can't Figure It Out What You Are. 674 00:47:11,279 --> 00:47:13,280 Hey, Isn't That What Everybody Wants-- 675 00:47:13,781 --> 00:47:15,782 A Smooth-Sailing Life? 676 00:47:15,783 --> 00:47:18,035 You Can Achieve That For A Minute... 677 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:20,287 Out On The Dance Floor Or The Water. 678 00:47:22,289 --> 00:47:24,792 Look, How Lovely. Mmm. 679 00:47:28,796 --> 00:47:32,299 That One Would Look Great On You. Tom Hates Me In Hats. 680 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:35,302 Then I'll Buy It For You. No. 681 00:47:37,304 --> 00:47:40,807 But The Look On Tom's Face-- 682 00:47:40,808 --> 00:47:44,310 We'll Take That One Right There. 683 00:47:44,311 --> 00:47:47,814 What Does Your Wife Hate You To Wear? 684 00:47:47,815 --> 00:47:50,818 Boxer Shorts. She Doesn't Think They're Sexy. 685 00:47:50,819 --> 00:47:52,820 Oh, I Think They're Very Sexy. 686 00:47:54,822 --> 00:47:56,824 We're Gonna Be Bad. We're Gonna Be So Bad. 687 00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:06,083 Hey, I Got Him. He's Gonna Buy A 325 Loaded. 688 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:09,336 Chrome Wheels, Tinted Glass, Alarm, Phone, Wool Carpets. 689 00:48:09,837 --> 00:48:13,840 Two More Beamers And I-- I Win Your Trip To Vegas. 690 00:48:13,841 --> 00:48:18,846 I Don't Even Like The Color. Just Sit In It. 691 00:48:18,847 --> 00:48:20,848 I Don't Like It. 692 00:48:28,856 --> 00:48:30,858 Hi. Hi. 693 00:48:32,359 --> 00:48:34,361 Listen, 694 00:48:34,862 --> 00:48:38,365 The Beauty Of The Subaru Is That It Is So Cost - Efficient... 695 00:48:38,366 --> 00:48:41,869 That I Bet A Woman Like You Could Talk Him Into One For Him... 696 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:44,371 And Then One For Yourself. 697 00:48:44,872 --> 00:48:46,373 Do This. 698 00:48:46,874 --> 00:48:49,843 Let Me Take You For A Test Drive In That Little Blue Wagon. 699 00:49:09,396 --> 00:49:11,397 Hi. 700 00:49:11,398 --> 00:49:13,367 Look This Way. Now See There? 701 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,902 Want To Go Up Further That Way? 702 00:49:15,903 --> 00:49:17,904 This Way? Yeah, That's Good. 703 00:49:17,905 --> 00:49:20,407 You're Really Doing That Well. That's Really Good. 704 00:49:20,408 --> 00:49:22,910 Do-- I Need To Talk To You. 705 00:49:22,911 --> 00:49:24,911 I'm With A Customer. 706 00:49:24,912 --> 00:49:27,915 But If You're Interested In A Makeover, You'll Have To Wait Your Turn. 707 00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:30,918 Now, I Want You To Try The Dusty Rose. This Is Important. 708 00:49:30,919 --> 00:49:33,921 - So Is My Career. Line Right There. - Tish! 709 00:49:33,922 --> 00:49:36,890 I'm With A Customer. 710 00:49:39,426 --> 00:49:41,428 Now That, That Works. Yeah? 711 00:49:41,929 --> 00:49:43,930 Yeah. That Definitely Works. 712 00:49:43,931 --> 00:49:46,934 Your Husband Is Having An Affair With My Wife. 713 00:49:49,436 --> 00:49:52,438 You Are Insane. 714 00:49:52,439 --> 00:49:55,441 If I Had Any Idea How Insane You Were, 715 00:49:55,442 --> 00:49:57,778 I Would Never Have Let You Start Up With Me. 716 00:49:57,779 --> 00:50:00,948 Hah! What? You Seduced Me! 717 00:50:01,949 --> 00:50:06,954 I'm Sorry. I'll Be Right Back. 718 00:50:06,955 --> 00:50:08,956 Take Your Time, Honey. 719 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,962 Your Opinion Of Larry Is A Tribute... 720 00:50:15,963 --> 00:50:18,965 To Your Insensitivity To Other Human Beings. 721 00:50:18,966 --> 00:50:22,969 Larry Would Never Have Sex With Someone Like Your Wife. 722 00:50:22,970 --> 00:50:27,474 I'm Not Worried About Sex. I'm Worried About Them Having A Relationship. 723 00:50:27,975 --> 00:50:29,476 You've Ruined My Life. 724 00:50:29,977 --> 00:50:32,729 And You Are Jeopardizing My New Job Here... 725 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:35,481 As Assistant Manager Of This Department. 726 00:50:35,482 --> 00:50:38,485 So If You'd Like A Private Consultation, 727 00:50:38,486 --> 00:50:40,486 Please Call For An Appointment. 728 00:50:40,487 --> 00:50:43,489 And If You Ever Come Here And Upset Me Again, 729 00:50:43,490 --> 00:50:47,494 I Will Have The Security Guards Throw You Out Of The Store. 730 00:50:50,497 --> 00:50:54,000 Now, Where Were We? Yes. Making The Lips Fuller. 731 00:50:54,001 --> 00:50:56,503 So I Burned Her Underwear. So What? I'll Buy Her More. 732 00:50:56,504 --> 00:50:58,504 He's Sick. He's A Beast. 733 00:50:58,505 --> 00:51:00,757 How Am I Supposed To Go Anywhere Looking Like This? 734 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:03,009 In Some Countries, Bald Is Considered Attractive. 735 00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:06,512 I Didn't Marry You For Your Looks Anyway. I Want A Divorce. 736 00:51:06,513 --> 00:51:09,516 Her And That Lowlife Appliance Salesman Aren't Getting A Dime! 737 00:51:10,017 --> 00:51:14,021 Excuse Me. I'm Sorry, Folks, But We're Very Late. 738 00:51:14,022 --> 00:51:18,025 I Had No Idea Your Job Was So Dangerous. Why Are We Running? 739 00:51:18,026 --> 00:51:20,527 How About Lunch? I'm Not Hungry. 740 00:51:20,528 --> 00:51:22,995 Good. 741 00:51:29,536 --> 00:51:32,539 - Fish Must Be So Happy. - They Must Be. 742 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,043 They Have Mating Rituals Like Italian Operas. 743 00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:39,046 I Hate To Leave. This Was Such A Great Idea. 744 00:51:39,047 --> 00:51:42,049 Let's Call In Sick. Maggie Can Take My Classes. 745 00:51:42,549 --> 00:51:44,551 I Can't Call In Sick. Then Call In Well. 746 00:51:44,552 --> 00:51:46,553 Tell Your Boss It's Too Beautiful A Day... 747 00:51:47,054 --> 00:51:48,555 To Take Notes On Other People's Problems. 748 00:51:49,056 --> 00:51:51,558 I'll Call For You. You Want Me To? 749 00:51:51,559 --> 00:51:53,560 No, I'll Call For Myself. 750 00:51:57,564 --> 00:52:00,067 If The Lake Were To Swallow Me Up Right Now, 751 00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:03,070 I Would Die A Happy Man. 752 00:52:04,571 --> 00:52:07,074 It Has Been A Long Time Since I Have Been This Happy Too. 753 00:52:09,076 --> 00:52:10,577 Is It Just Me, 754 00:52:11,078 --> 00:52:14,081 Or Do You Also Have This Uncontrollable Desire... 755 00:52:14,082 --> 00:52:16,083 To Put Our Lips Together? 756 00:52:19,586 --> 00:52:21,587 We Can't. 757 00:52:21,588 --> 00:52:23,590 You're Right. We Can't. 758 00:52:25,092 --> 00:52:27,094 Why Can't We? 759 00:52:29,596 --> 00:52:32,099 Have You Ever Cheated On Tish? 760 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,100 Once, 761 00:52:34,101 --> 00:52:36,102 In Monopoly. 762 00:52:36,103 --> 00:52:39,106 I Stole All Her Good Properties While She Was Doing Her Nails. 763 00:52:40,107 --> 00:52:42,609 How About You? A Catholic Schoolgirl? 764 00:52:43,110 --> 00:52:44,611 Yeah. No. 765 00:52:46,613 --> 00:52:50,116 So What Will Happen To Us? 766 00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:53,620 Well, We Could Be Lovers Or We Could Be Friends. 767 00:52:53,621 --> 00:52:56,122 We Are Friends. 768 00:52:56,123 --> 00:52:59,626 If We Are Lovers, We Have To Lie. 769 00:53:00,127 --> 00:53:01,628 I Don't Think I Can Do That. 770 00:53:01,629 --> 00:53:04,630 Yeah, Me Either. 771 00:53:04,631 --> 00:53:07,634 Could We Make Love Once And Then Never See Each Other Again? 772 00:53:07,635 --> 00:53:09,636 Mmm. 773 00:53:11,638 --> 00:53:13,640 Mm-Mm. Mm-Mm. 774 00:53:15,142 --> 00:53:20,146 Friends Then. Very Special Friends. 775 00:53:20,147 --> 00:53:22,648 Tom And Tish Will Be Insane With Jealousy. 776 00:53:22,649 --> 00:53:25,652 So What? Who Cares? We're Gonna Be Innocent. 777 00:53:27,154 --> 00:53:29,656 We'll Be This Great Couple. Years From Now, 778 00:53:29,657 --> 00:53:32,159 We'll Be In The Guinness Book Of Records. 779 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:36,163 "Twenty Years," People Will Say, "And They Never Had Sex." 780 00:53:36,164 --> 00:53:38,665 "You're Kidding Me." "No, It's True." 781 00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:41,667 And All Those Years, 782 00:53:41,668 --> 00:53:44,137 I'll Be Dreaming Of Kissing You. 783 00:53:45,172 --> 00:53:48,175 With Tongue Or Without? 784 00:53:48,176 --> 00:53:51,178 How About Just One? 785 00:53:51,179 --> 00:53:54,180 Friends. Remember. 786 00:53:54,181 --> 00:53:56,682 What Do You Do On The Weekend? 787 00:53:56,683 --> 00:53:59,685 I Spend As Much Time As I Can With Chloe. 788 00:53:59,686 --> 00:54:01,688 Tom Loves To Go To Restaurants He Cannot Afford, 789 00:54:02,189 --> 00:54:05,192 Then Complains All Through Dinner. 790 00:54:05,193 --> 00:54:07,194 Bye. Bye. 791 00:54:08,695 --> 00:54:10,196 Hey! 792 00:54:10,197 --> 00:54:12,199 Let's Pretend To Meet At A Restaurant. 793 00:54:16,703 --> 00:54:19,206 - Saturday Night? - I'll Bring My Father. 794 00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:23,710 Mario's. 9:00. 795 00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:29,348 Did You Let It Breathe? 796 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,351 Sir, I Personally Gave It Mouth-To-Mouth. 797 00:54:37,357 --> 00:54:39,358 Excellent. 798 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,361 Does Anyone Ever Send It Back? 799 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:43,363 Not The House Wine, Sir. 800 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,875 Look Who's Here. 801 00:54:56,876 --> 00:55:00,880 Hey, Look Who's Here. What A Coincidence. Hi. 802 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:04,383 Come Join Us. Yes, By All Means. 803 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,886 Really? What Do You Think? That'd Be Fun. 804 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:09,389 What Do You Say, Pop? That Would Be Great. 805 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:14,394 I've Always Wanted To Come Here. 806 00:55:14,894 --> 00:55:16,896 What Are Those? Children's Portions? 807 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:18,898 The Flowers Are Bigger Than The Food. 808 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:21,400 Can We Get More Wine Over Here, Please? 809 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:25,405 Look At All These Self-Satisfied Pigs Stuffing Themselves. 810 00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:27,407 - People Are Starving. - Mitch. 811 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:30,409 I Wish Someone With An Uzi Would Walk In Here... 812 00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,912 And Take All This Jewelry Everyone's Showing Off. 813 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:36,915 They're Just Symbols Of A Sick Society. 814 00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:39,418 Hey, I Started Out Pumping Gas When I Was Your Age. 815 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:43,423 Now I Own My Own String Of Stations. That Could Only Happen In This Society. 816 00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,424 Please Make Them Stop, Larry. 817 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:48,428 Oh, I Think Everybody's Entitled To Their Own Opinion. Don't You, Edie? 818 00:55:48,429 --> 00:55:50,930 Oh, Yes. As Long As They Agree With Mine. 819 00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,439 So How Do You Like This Wine, Vince? 820 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,943 I'd Rather Have A Case Of The Clap Than A Case Of This Wine. 821 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:07,446 Pop-- Oh, Boy. 822 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,948 Jeez. See These Prices Here? 823 00:56:09,949 --> 00:56:13,703 I Think Phil Would've Wanted You To Take Us All To Dinner. 824 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:17,457 I Think Phil Would Have Wanted You And Me To Split It. 825 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,712 - To Phil. - Yeah. 826 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,839 To Phil. To Phil. 827 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,966 To Phil. To Phil. 828 00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:35,475 Excuse Me. 829 00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:39,978 - What's Wrong With Her? - I Don't Know. 830 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:44,484 - She Went To The Ladies' Room. Let Me Go. - No, Mama. I'll Go. 831 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,497 Tish? 832 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:00,500 Open Up. Go Away. 833 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,001 Come On. Let Me In. 834 00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:05,505 Please, Leave Me Alone. 835 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:11,009 Tish? 836 00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:14,514 You Bought Him Those Terrible Boxer Shorts, Didn't You? 837 00:57:14,515 --> 00:57:18,016 I Didn't Mean Anything By It. It Was Just A Joke. 838 00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:22,522 Tom Said You Were Having An Affair, But I Didn't Believe Him... 839 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:25,525 Until I Saw The Way You Looked At Each Other. 840 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:29,027 We're Not Having An Affair. 841 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:32,532 We Have Been Playing A Little Game To Get Back At You And Tom. 842 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:37,036 It's Just Gone Too Far. I'm Sorry. 843 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:39,539 She's So Nice. 844 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:42,041 She's So Nice. 845 00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:48,046 Tish-- 846 00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:50,550 Go Get Us Some Ice Cream. But I Don't Want To Miss Anything. 847 00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:53,553 Ice Cream! Please Get Us Some Ice Cream, Mitchie. 848 00:57:53,554 --> 00:57:55,555 Don't Talk To Him Like That. 849 00:57:58,057 --> 00:58:00,560 Tish. Tish, Wait A Minute. 850 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:03,061 Son? What? 851 00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:06,064 Are You Bedding That Woman? Tish? 852 00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:09,068 Christ, Son, I Hope You're Bedding Your Own Wife. No, The Other One, Maria. 853 00:58:09,069 --> 00:58:11,571 No, Pop, I'm Not. You Sure As Hell Act Like It. 854 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:15,074 Both Of You. Well, I'm Not. We're Just Friends. 855 00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:17,075 Well, Then, Get Your House In Order. 856 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:20,078 Pop, If You Don't Stop Bossing People Around-- 857 00:58:20,079 --> 00:58:23,082 You Know That Tall Building Over There? It's Called The Hilton. 858 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:26,084 Tish? 859 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:29,088 Tish, Come On, Sweetheart. 860 00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:32,592 Tish, Come On. You're Making A Big Deal Out Of Nothing. 861 00:58:32,593 --> 00:58:35,093 Tish, Open Up. 862 00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,095 Come On, Sweetheart. 863 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:40,099 You're Not Doing Anything Stupid In There, Are You? 864 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:44,103 Oh. Hi. 865 00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:48,608 We Haven't Seen This Outfit For A While, Have We? 866 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:54,614 You're Sure You Don't Want To Talk About This, Huh? Guess Not. 867 00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:59,118 Phil? Oh, God. 868 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,621 What's Happening? Hmm? 869 00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:06,124 What? Oh. 870 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:08,628 Great. You Think I'm Too Young To Talk About Sex? 871 00:59:08,629 --> 00:59:11,130 Is That It? You Know, I've Had Sex. 872 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:14,133 Yeah, Sure You Have. I Have. 873 00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:16,635 She Was 300 Pounds. 874 00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:21,641 And When I Was On Top Of Her, I Was So High My Arms And Legs Didn't Touch The Bed. 875 00:59:21,642 --> 00:59:25,144 And When She Breathed, I Flew Up And Down Like I Was On A Trampoline. 876 00:59:27,146 --> 00:59:29,648 Why The Hell Do You Make Up All This Nonsense? 877 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,652 I'm A Multimedia Artist. That's What I Do-- I Make Up Nonsense. 878 00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:34,653 Oh. 879 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:36,656 Mmm. 880 00:59:38,658 --> 00:59:40,660 Do You Still Have Sex? 881 00:59:40,661 --> 00:59:43,161 Rarely. 882 00:59:43,162 --> 00:59:46,165 Do You Miss It? Yeah. Oh, God. 883 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:49,168 Then Why Don't You Have It? 884 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:54,173 I've Just Been Thinking The Same Thing. 885 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:12,691 Smile. Good. 886 01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:17,196 Welcome To Weddingland. And Which Joyous Event Will You Be Attending? 887 01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:19,698 Uh, Kozinski. 888 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:22,702 The Crystal Gazebo. A Right, Then A Left. 889 01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:25,204 Dusty, Will You Take Them? 890 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:29,208 Where Is The Macintosh Wedding? Macintosh. 891 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:31,711 The Pink Rose Chapel. 892 01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:45,223 Dave, Give Me A Kiss. 893 01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:53,733 Let Me See The Gut. Let Me See The Gut. 894 01:00:53,734 --> 01:00:56,736 No X-Rated Pictures, You Bad Boy. 895 01:00:56,737 --> 01:00:59,738 Weddings Are Joyful Occasions. 896 01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:02,742 They're Pagan Rituals. He's Got It Under Control Here, Aunt Sofia. 897 01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:05,745 Dad, I Had The Shot And She's Stifling-- I Know. 898 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:09,247 Edie. How Are You? 899 01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,250 Is That A Dress You Wear To A Wedding? 900 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,753 I Made It. My Own Design. 901 01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:16,254 See You Later. Bye. 902 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:19,258 That's A Dress You Wear To A Hooker's Wedding. 903 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:21,761 Good To See You Again, Edie. Hi, Vince. 904 01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:25,014 Sofia. How Do You Do? 905 01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:57,797 Larry. Mr. D., How Are You? 906 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:23,322 The Music Is Too Loud. I Can't Talk Over It. 907 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,827 That Is A Beautiful Dress. 908 01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:32,832 Here's Looking At You, Kid. Weddings Really Turn Me On. 909 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,833 Mmm. 910 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,169 Oh, Yeah. 911 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:41,674 Music Going All The Time. Fantastic. I Can't Live Without Music. 912 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,176 Look At Her. 913 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:47,680 Look At Her. It's Not Enough She Killed The First One. 914 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:51,184 Now She's Out To Kill The Brother Too. 915 01:02:51,185 --> 01:02:53,686 The Kiss Of Death. 916 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:59,192 You're A Sight For Sore Eyes, You Know That, Don't You? 917 01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:03,196 I'm An Old, Lonely Woman. My Life Is Over. 918 01:03:03,197 --> 01:03:05,698 I Try To Be A Good Grandmother Now. 919 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,200 I'm Thinking Of Making Jam. 920 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:12,705 I Like Your Shoes. It Shows Off Your Bubble Gum Toes. 921 01:03:13,706 --> 01:03:15,707 What Was I Saying? 922 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:18,661 Giving Me That Crap About Being Old. 923 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:24,216 Ladies And Gentlemen, At This Time... 924 01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:27,720 We're So Happy To Bring Up To The Dance Floor For Their First Dance, 925 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:31,723 Mr. And Mrs. Dean Kozinski. 926 01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:45,238 Dance With Me. Sure. 927 01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:47,739 What? 928 01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:50,743 Somebody Dance With Me. Sure, Yeah. 929 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:53,246 Hey, What Are You Doing? 930 01:03:53,247 --> 01:03:55,247 Sh-- 931 01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:27,280 Go Dance With Your Wife. 932 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,821 The Marriage Business Is Sure Booming. 933 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:11,824 Business Is Right. 934 01:05:19,832 --> 01:05:23,335 Would You And Your Wife Like A Piece Of Cake? Oh, Thank You. 935 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:27,840 But She's Not My Wife. In That Case, Can I Have Your Phone Number? 936 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,842 What Are You Doing? Congratulations. 937 01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:31,844 Thank You. Kidding. 938 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,848 What Do You Think We Would Be Like As A Married Couple? 939 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:38,850 Horrendous, Awful. 940 01:05:38,851 --> 01:05:41,354 Sure, At First You'd Find Me Witty, Charming. 941 01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:44,856 Fall In Love With Those Cute Sounds I Make In The Morning. 942 01:05:44,857 --> 01:05:48,861 But Then In About Three Months You'd Want To Smother Me With A Pillow 'Cause I Talk Too Much. 943 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,363 Oh, No. I Love Our Talks. 944 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,367 We Talk Now 'Cause We're Not Married. 945 01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:59,372 - They're In Love! - They're Not In Love. 946 01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:02,874 They Are. And It's Our Fault. 947 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:06,379 I'm Out. They're Not In Love. Here. 948 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:08,881 Have Some Of Mine. 949 01:06:09,382 --> 01:06:11,884 Why Are You Being So Nice To Me? To Make Them Jealous, Right? 950 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:14,387 I've Always Been Nice To You. 951 01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:19,391 Never. Then How Come You... Had Sex With Me? 952 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:23,396 'Cause I Thought You Were Intelligent And Going Somewhere With Your Life. Ha! 953 01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:25,897 But I've Had Cause To Reconsider My First Opinion. 954 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:28,401 I'm Goin' Somewhere. You Think I'm Gonna Sell Subarus Forever. 955 01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:31,403 Plus, I Have A Lot Of Deep Thoughts. 956 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,907 I Just Have A Hard Time Talkin' To Women. 957 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:36,909 You're Talking To Me. 958 01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:40,913 You're Different. How? 959 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:43,416 I Don't Know. Different. 960 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,918 Different Than Maria. 961 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:56,429 Maria's... Too Good For Me. 962 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:04,437 You Know, If Larry Got A Good Job And Stopped Playing That Trumpet, I Could Be Happy! 963 01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:06,939 And I Wouldn't Be Attracted To Someone Like You. 964 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,391 What The Hell Does That Mean, Someone Like Me? 965 01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:18,951 Hey, Where The Hell You Been? Where You Been? 966 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,453 Where The Hell's My Wife? Tom, You're Drunk. 967 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,956 Where's Maria? Have You Seen Her? Don't Worry About It. 968 01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:26,709 Come Watch Them Cut The Cake. 969 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:29,462 That's An Idea. Stop Him. Stop Him. 970 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:42,474 Mama, The Cake! I Know. Hon, Don't-- 971 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,978 You Go Straight. Mama, Will You Open The Door? 972 01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:02,495 Sweetheart, Are You Going To Be Sick Again? Mm - Mm. 973 01:08:02,496 --> 01:08:04,996 Lie Still, Dear. 974 01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:06,998 I'll Get A Hefty Bag. 975 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:09,251 Can I Use A Phone To Call A Cab? 976 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,503 Don't Be Ridiculous. Take My Car. 977 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:14,507 I'll Stay Here Tonight. You Can Bring It Back Tomorrow... 978 01:08:14,508 --> 01:08:16,509 With A Full Tank Of Gas. 979 01:08:17,009 --> 01:08:21,013 I'll Bring It Back Tomorrow On One Condition-- Pick You Up To Have Dinner. 980 01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:24,016 Vince, We Are Not Compatible. 981 01:08:24,017 --> 01:08:26,519 Oh, Come On. Dinner. 982 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,521 On Me. 983 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:34,025 All Right. You Made An Old Man Very Happy. 984 01:08:34,026 --> 01:08:37,530 You Are Not So Old. Yeah, I Know, And I'm Not So Happy. 985 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:57,549 He'll Be Fine. 986 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:01,554 This Is So Crazy. We Haven't Done Anything. They Think We Have. 987 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:13,566 We Have To Stop. I Know. 988 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,569 It's So Unfair. 989 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:20,072 You've Become My Best Friend. 990 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:26,579 Don't You Know, Married Men And Women... 991 01:09:27,079 --> 01:09:30,583 Are Only Allowed To Be Close Friends In Large Groups? 992 01:09:34,086 --> 01:09:36,088 For Tish. Ah. 993 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,600 I'm Gonna Miss You. 994 01:09:57,610 --> 01:10:00,613 Mitch, Don't Do That. It's So Cool. 995 01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:03,866 Just Don't. Feeling Better? 996 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:07,119 Mmm. Do You Want Me To Leave? 997 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:11,373 No. I Will If You Want Me To. 998 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:15,127 I've Always Liked You So Much. 999 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:17,129 I Like You Too. 1000 01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:21,500 I Was Almost Unfaithful To Your Father Once. 1001 01:10:21,501 --> 01:10:23,501 I Knew This Was Coming. 1002 01:10:23,502 --> 01:10:28,507 He Was A Barber. He Looked Just Like John Forsythe, Only Bald. 1003 01:10:28,508 --> 01:10:30,474 And Italian. 1004 01:10:30,475 --> 01:10:32,744 I'm Not Sleeping With Larry. 1005 01:10:32,745 --> 01:10:35,012 But You Are Thinking About It. 1006 01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:39,016 He Makes Me Feel Good. We Talk, We Walk, We Have Fun. 1007 01:10:39,017 --> 01:10:43,522 What's So Wrong? This Walk You Are Taking Is Right Into Quicksand. 1008 01:10:43,523 --> 01:10:46,024 I Haven't Been Happy With Tom In A Long Time. 1009 01:10:46,025 --> 01:10:49,278 Who Says You Are Supposed To Be Happy? 1010 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:52,531 Oh, Excuse Me. I Dare To Want To Be Happy. 1011 01:10:53,365 --> 01:10:57,035 As My Mother Used To Say-- 1012 01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:02,540 Why Always My Problems Have To Be Solved With Proverbs? 1013 01:11:02,541 --> 01:11:05,794 You Have A Nice Home, A Beautiful Child. An Unfaithful Husband. 1014 01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:09,046 That Doesn't Mean He Doesn't Love You. It Just Means He's Stupid. 1015 01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:13,552 I Think Tom, In His Own Way, Wanted To Get Caught Because He's Unhappy Too. 1016 01:11:13,553 --> 01:11:16,805 Maria, I Just Want To Ask You A Question... 1017 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:20,057 And Then I'll Shut Up And Mind My Own Business. 1018 01:11:20,058 --> 01:11:24,563 Are You Really Ready To Change Your Entire Life And The Life Of Those Close To You... 1019 01:11:24,564 --> 01:11:26,565 For A Dance Teacher? 1020 01:11:28,066 --> 01:11:30,068 Until You Are Sure, 1021 01:11:30,569 --> 01:11:33,071 Don't Do Anything You'll Regret. 1022 01:12:24,122 --> 01:12:25,624 Sorry. 1023 01:12:59,157 --> 01:13:01,660 Don't Move! 1024 01:14:15,734 --> 01:14:17,235 Whoo! 1025 01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:42,760 Oak Lane? 1026 01:14:42,761 --> 01:14:45,262 'Round The Bend. 1027 01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:48,767 - Are You Happy? - About What? 1028 01:14:57,776 --> 01:15:00,779 Now, What We've Been Involved In Here In The Green... 1029 01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:04,281 Is To Try To Form And To Lay Out-- 1030 01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:08,286 Hello. We'd Like To Rent One Of Your Cottages, Please. 1031 01:15:08,287 --> 01:15:09,788 For How Long? 1032 01:15:12,290 --> 01:15:15,794 Uh, Just For The Afternoon. Thanks. 1033 01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:20,799 It's Nice. 1034 01:15:37,816 --> 01:15:41,319 The Fireplace Works. No Room Service, But The Cafe Off The Highway Delivers. 1035 01:15:41,820 --> 01:15:43,821 Menu's By The Phone. 1036 01:15:43,822 --> 01:15:46,825 Oh, And Yes, The Paintings Are For Sale. 1037 01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:53,331 Well, I Love It. 1038 01:15:55,834 --> 01:15:58,336 Nervous? 1039 01:15:58,837 --> 01:16:01,339 Mm-Hmm. Me Too. 1040 01:16:13,852 --> 01:16:17,355 Oh, Shit. We Broke The Lamp. 1041 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:25,363 I Wanted To Do Something Like That My Entire Life. 1042 01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:31,369 Oh, Look. Your Lip's Bleeding. 1043 01:16:33,371 --> 01:16:35,373 I Bit My Lip. 1044 01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,376 Round Three? 1045 01:17:48,947 --> 01:17:51,448 What's This? 1046 01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:55,453 They're All Yours, Mitchie. I'm Goin' For The Real Thing. 1047 01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:02,092 Samurai Hairstylist. Yeah! 1048 01:18:03,594 --> 01:18:06,346 I Sure As Hell Hope You Know What You're Doing. 1049 01:18:09,225 --> 01:18:12,102 I Don't Know Why I'm Letting You Do This. 1050 01:19:06,157 --> 01:19:09,660 Mandarin Egg Rolls, Shrimp Cocktail, 1051 01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:12,161 Turkey Club Sandwich... 1052 01:19:12,162 --> 01:19:14,664 And Lox With Scrambled Eggs. 1053 01:19:14,665 --> 01:19:16,667 Oh, And A Chocolate Cake. Oh, Yeah. 1054 01:19:16,668 --> 01:19:19,169 So What Do You Want? 1055 01:19:19,670 --> 01:19:22,172 French Fries. Oh. And French Fries, Please. 1056 01:19:22,173 --> 01:19:24,173 Lots Of Ketchup. Lots Of Ketchup. 1057 01:19:24,174 --> 01:19:27,678 And Wait. Do You Have Any Champagne? Oh, Yeah. 1058 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:30,180 Great. And Please Hurry. 1059 01:19:30,181 --> 01:19:32,683 Thank-- Thank You. 1060 01:19:35,185 --> 01:19:38,688 That Was Quick. Yes? 1061 01:19:38,689 --> 01:19:42,192 It's The Maid. Would You Like The Bed Turned Down? 1062 01:19:42,193 --> 01:19:44,695 Uh, No Thank You. 1063 01:19:48,699 --> 01:19:50,701 I Better Call Home. 1064 01:19:50,702 --> 01:19:53,202 Closer. 1065 01:19:53,203 --> 01:19:55,205 Closer Still. 1066 01:19:57,207 --> 01:19:59,709 Closer Still. 1067 01:19:59,710 --> 01:20:02,212 Closer Still. 1068 01:20:02,213 --> 01:20:04,715 I'll Be With Her Till Tom Gets Home. 1069 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:06,216 Don't Worry. Where Are You? 1070 01:20:07,718 --> 01:20:09,720 Can I Speak To Chloe, Mama? 1071 01:20:11,722 --> 01:20:14,224 Hi, Sweetheart. How Was School Today? 1072 01:20:16,226 --> 01:20:19,730 Leonard Pierson Scratched You. This Is Awful. 1073 01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:21,732 Are You All Right? 1074 01:20:23,233 --> 01:20:26,736 I'm Gonna Be Home A Little Late Tonight. 1075 01:20:26,737 --> 01:20:32,242 Why? Because I'm Seeing Some Friends, But I'll Be Home To Kiss You Good Night. 1076 01:20:34,745 --> 01:20:37,247 Be A Good Girl For Daddy. 1077 01:20:37,248 --> 01:20:39,249 I Love You. 1078 01:20:44,755 --> 01:20:46,757 I Had To Lie To My Daughter. 1079 01:21:47,818 --> 01:21:51,822 I'll Bet This One Is The First One She Ever Sold. 1080 01:21:51,823 --> 01:21:54,824 It's Late. 1081 01:21:54,825 --> 01:21:56,827 I'm Sorry I Fell Asleep. 1082 01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:59,829 I Fell Asleep Too. 1083 01:21:59,830 --> 01:22:04,334 Does Falling Asleep Mean We've Finally Gotten Each Other Out Of Our System? 1084 01:22:04,335 --> 01:22:08,338 No. It Means We Were Both Tired. 1085 01:22:15,345 --> 01:22:17,848 I'd Better Go. 1086 01:22:18,348 --> 01:22:19,850 I'll Call You Tomorrow. 1087 01:23:48,438 --> 01:23:50,439 Your Office Called. 1088 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:53,443 Because You Called In Sick, They Wanted To Know If You Were All Right. 1089 01:23:54,444 --> 01:23:56,947 Are You All Right? Tom. 1090 01:23:58,448 --> 01:24:02,452 If, Um, I Hadn't Acted Like An Idiot, Would This Have Happened? 1091 01:24:02,453 --> 01:24:04,454 You Were Just Being You. 1092 01:24:07,958 --> 01:24:10,961 Sometimes A Man Thinks He Has To Prove Himself By Being With A Lot Of Women-- 1093 01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:14,965 Tom, If You're Gonna Tell Me About Your Infidelities, 1094 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,967 I Will Have To Leave You Forever. 1095 01:24:25,976 --> 01:24:27,977 Oh, Uh-- 1096 01:24:27,978 --> 01:24:31,481 Chloe's Teacher Would Like To Talk To You. 1097 01:24:40,490 --> 01:24:42,993 Are You In Love With Him? 1098 01:24:46,997 --> 01:24:49,499 If I Am, I'll Get Over It. 1099 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,501 Yeah. 1100 01:24:53,503 --> 01:24:55,505 We Were In Love Once Upon A Time. 1101 01:24:55,506 --> 01:24:57,507 We Got Over It. 1102 01:25:36,046 --> 01:25:38,547 Yeah. Yeah? 1103 01:25:38,548 --> 01:25:41,051 You Go Near My Wife Again... 1104 01:25:41,052 --> 01:25:43,553 And I'll Kill You. 1105 01:25:55,565 --> 01:25:58,068 Hey, Pop. What's The Matter? 1106 01:26:00,070 --> 01:26:03,073 My Brother Phil Just Called Me From The Grave. 1107 01:26:03,074 --> 01:26:06,076 Said To Stay Away From Edie Or He'd Kill Me. 1108 01:26:07,244 --> 01:26:09,746 You Were Dreaming, Pop. Nah. 1109 01:26:11,248 --> 01:26:13,500 Ah, She Doesn't Want Me Anyway. 1110 01:26:13,501 --> 01:26:15,752 Doesn't Think We're Compatible. 1111 01:26:16,253 --> 01:26:18,755 No, Don't Do That. Let Me Make You Breakfast. 1112 01:26:23,260 --> 01:26:28,765 - Hi. - I'm Not Leaving 'Cause I'm Angry Or Mad Or Anything. 1113 01:26:30,767 --> 01:26:33,270 I Want You To Be Free To Make Up Your Mind. 1114 01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:34,770 Where You Going? 1115 01:26:34,771 --> 01:26:39,776 My Mom's. I'll Have The Rest Of My Clothes Picked Up Later. 1116 01:26:40,110 --> 01:26:43,280 Your Mother Gives You Hives. What Are You Doing? 1117 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:46,283 Not This Time. It's Time I Face Up To Her. 1118 01:26:47,784 --> 01:26:50,286 See, I'm Not As Dumb As You Think. 1119 01:26:50,287 --> 01:26:52,288 I Think You're The Smartest Person Around Here. 1120 01:26:52,289 --> 01:26:54,791 Wait A Minute. Now Shouldn't We Be Talking About This? 1121 01:26:55,292 --> 01:26:58,295 No, I've Made Up My Mind. Well, At Least Let Me Help You Here. 1122 01:26:58,296 --> 01:27:00,297 You Can Help Me Get A Cab. 1123 01:27:05,302 --> 01:27:07,804 So How Did Your Big Date Go Last Night? 1124 01:27:09,806 --> 01:27:11,808 Can You Keep A Secret? 1125 01:27:11,809 --> 01:27:14,061 Yeah, Sure. 1126 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:16,313 So Can I. 1127 01:27:22,819 --> 01:27:24,821 You-- 1128 01:27:27,824 --> 01:27:29,825 Mrs. Davidow. Hello? 1129 01:27:29,826 --> 01:27:32,328 Hello, Mrs. Hardy. Good Morning, Chloe. 1130 01:27:32,329 --> 01:27:37,334 Did You Want To Talk To Me? Mm-Hmm. Would You Take Over For A While, Elaine? 1131 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:40,337 I Am Concerned About Chloe's Arm. She Has A Scratch-- 1132 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:43,340 Excuse Me! She Said That Leonard Pierson Did It To Her. 1133 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:46,343 You Know, It's Time For Us To Do Some Serious Sharing... 1134 01:27:46,843 --> 01:27:49,346 And Interfacing About Chloe, Mrs. Hardy. 1135 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:51,847 Can I Offer You A Cup Of Decaf? 1136 01:27:51,848 --> 01:27:54,350 So What Do You Think? Is This Beautiful? 1137 01:27:54,351 --> 01:27:56,852 Isn't It Great? Leather, The Whole Thing. 1138 01:27:56,853 --> 01:27:59,856 What Do You Say We Go For A Ride? I'll Go Grab The Keys. 1139 01:27:59,857 --> 01:28:02,359 Come On. I'll Get The Keys. I'll Be Right Back. 1140 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,862 This Is It. I Can Feel It. I Can Smell It. 1141 01:28:04,863 --> 01:28:07,363 I'm Taking Them For A Test Drive. I Know It. 1142 01:28:07,364 --> 01:28:10,316 I Sell This Beamer, I'm Off To Vegas. I Got 'Em. 1143 01:28:10,317 --> 01:28:11,868 I Got 'Em, Got 'Em, Got 'Em! 1144 01:28:16,873 --> 01:28:20,377 Oh, My God! My God! 1145 01:28:25,382 --> 01:28:29,386 Mel, Can You Open Up That Window? I Wanna Take The 750 For A Test Drive. 1146 01:28:29,387 --> 01:28:33,390 Can I Tantalize You With Something In The Meantime? I'm Here To See Tom. 1147 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:35,392 A Mistake, But I'll Be Right Back. 1148 01:28:38,895 --> 01:28:41,398 Hi. 1149 01:28:41,898 --> 01:28:45,401 So, You're Finally Buying A Car. 1150 01:28:45,402 --> 01:28:48,904 Thinking About It. 1151 01:28:48,905 --> 01:28:52,909 I'll See You Later. Be Right Back. Got It Definitely Under Control. 1152 01:28:55,361 --> 01:28:57,914 I Left Larry. 1153 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:05,421 Are You Crazy? You Stupid Shit! 1154 01:29:05,422 --> 01:29:08,874 That Was Really Great. It Was Great. 1155 01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:13,296 It Wasn'tsogreat. What Are You Talking About? It Was Great. 1156 01:29:13,297 --> 01:29:15,297 No, It Was Different. 1157 01:29:15,298 --> 01:29:19,052 Well, It's Different In A Bed. No. 1158 01:29:19,053 --> 01:29:22,806 It's Not The Bed. It's Different. 1159 01:29:23,306 --> 01:29:24,808 You're Different. 1160 01:29:27,310 --> 01:29:30,313 Well, It's Different Now That You're, Uh-- 1161 01:29:30,314 --> 01:29:32,816 Now That I'm What? 1162 01:29:32,817 --> 01:29:35,318 Now That You're, Uh, 1163 01:29:35,319 --> 01:29:37,821 On Your Own. 1164 01:29:37,822 --> 01:29:40,322 Oh, My God. 1165 01:29:40,323 --> 01:29:43,325 I Just Realized Something. 1166 01:29:43,326 --> 01:29:46,579 You're One Of Those Men Who Can Only Do This Because You're Married. 1167 01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:49,833 You're Not Interested In Anyone You'd Have To Have Responsibility To. 1168 01:29:49,834 --> 01:29:53,837 - Calm Down. - I'm Up For A New Position In The Fashion Office. 1169 01:29:53,838 --> 01:29:57,841 And I Took Time Out Today Because I Thought That Maybe You-- 1170 01:29:57,842 --> 01:30:00,843 - You Thought That Maybe I'd What? - Nothing. 1171 01:30:00,844 --> 01:30:04,347 There's A Run In My Pantyhose! What's The Matter With You? 1172 01:30:04,348 --> 01:30:07,017 I'm Being Tested And... 1173 01:30:07,018 --> 01:30:09,686 Punished For My Stupidity! 1174 01:30:09,687 --> 01:30:11,855 Oh, I Deserve This. 1175 01:30:23,867 --> 01:30:25,868 She Looks Much Better. 1176 01:30:25,869 --> 01:30:28,871 Hey, What A Great Surprise. 1177 01:30:28,872 --> 01:30:31,875 I Had No Idea How Much I Loved Sanding. 1178 01:30:32,375 --> 01:30:35,378 Is Sandpapering Going To Be Your Next Job? I Don't Think So. 1179 01:30:35,879 --> 01:30:40,884 I Was Thinking You And Me Ought To Open A Restaurant Someplace. 1180 01:30:40,885 --> 01:30:44,888 Why, Do You Cook? No, But I Do Dishes. 1181 01:30:46,389 --> 01:30:48,390 A Restaurant? Where? 1182 01:30:48,391 --> 01:30:53,897 Somewhere We Can Hang A Sign That Says "Gone Sailing" Anytime We Want. 1183 01:30:54,397 --> 01:30:56,900 And People Would Understand? Understand? Are You Kidding Me? 1184 01:30:56,901 --> 01:30:59,902 People Will Approve. 1185 01:30:59,903 --> 01:31:03,406 And What About Your Son, Wife? 1186 01:31:04,908 --> 01:31:08,411 Mitch Goes To Spend Next Term With His Mother In San Francisco, 1187 01:31:08,412 --> 01:31:10,412 Then College. 1188 01:31:10,413 --> 01:31:13,917 Tish-- I Don't Know What She Wants, But It Certainly Isn't Me. 1189 01:31:19,923 --> 01:31:21,925 It Must Be Beautiful Out There. 1190 01:31:25,929 --> 01:31:28,932 Does That Mean You're Gonna Come Along? 1191 01:31:31,935 --> 01:31:34,437 Chloe Has Been Lying... 1192 01:31:34,438 --> 01:31:36,940 About A Boy Attacking Her, 1193 01:31:37,440 --> 01:31:39,442 When Actually She Has Been Beating On Him. 1194 01:31:40,944 --> 01:31:44,948 The Teacher Thinks She Is Acting Out Her Anger Towards Tom. 1195 01:31:47,450 --> 01:31:50,954 The Other Day She Put A Cat In The School Dryer. 1196 01:31:53,456 --> 01:31:58,461 The Teacher Thinks It Is 'Cause She Doesn't Get Enough Attention... 1197 01:31:58,462 --> 01:32:00,462 'Cause... 1198 01:32:00,463 --> 01:32:03,216 I'm Not Doing A Good Enough Job. 1199 01:32:03,217 --> 01:32:05,969 No. Now Kids Go Through Stages. 1200 01:32:13,977 --> 01:32:15,979 My Husband And My Daughter Need Me. 1201 01:32:21,484 --> 01:32:23,986 And Us? 1202 01:32:23,987 --> 01:32:26,488 "Us"? 1203 01:32:26,489 --> 01:32:29,993 Well, We Do What Generally People Do. 1204 01:32:32,495 --> 01:32:34,998 Go On With Their Lives. 1205 01:32:38,501 --> 01:32:41,504 Maybe People Aren't Supposed To Be Happy. 1206 01:32:42,005 --> 01:32:44,007 No, I Don't Believe That. 1207 01:32:49,512 --> 01:32:53,016 I Came To Say Good-Bye. I Know. 1208 01:32:54,017 --> 01:32:56,019 Have You Been Crying? 1209 01:32:58,521 --> 01:33:00,523 I Have. 1210 01:33:01,524 --> 01:33:04,027 I Have Been Crying A Lot Lately. 1211 01:33:06,529 --> 01:33:09,532 Making Up For All These Years I Didn't. 1212 01:33:15,038 --> 01:33:17,040 I'm Fine. 1213 01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:22,045 You Know, I'm Only Sorry We Never Had A Chance To Dance. 1214 01:33:36,559 --> 01:33:39,729 You All Gotta Be Crazy! Pop, Please, I Got Enough Problems. 1215 01:33:39,730 --> 01:33:42,899 Go Home. I'll Call You. Larry, Listen To Me For Once. 1216 01:33:43,399 --> 01:33:47,153 If You Love That Woman The Way I Think You Do, Sometimes You Gotta Fight To The Death. 1217 01:33:47,154 --> 01:33:50,907 I'm Familiar With This Philosophy. I Believe It Was Attila The Hun Said It First. 1218 01:33:51,407 --> 01:33:55,912 Listen To What Your Father, Vincent Kozinski, Is Saying First, Last And Always. 1219 01:33:55,913 --> 01:33:58,914 You've Got Only One Life To Live. 1220 01:33:58,915 --> 01:34:02,418 You Can Either Make It Chicken Shit Or Chicken Salad. 1221 01:34:18,935 --> 01:34:22,939 Good Chops. I'm Glad You Like Them. 1222 01:34:22,940 --> 01:34:25,692 My Favorite. I Know. 1223 01:34:25,693 --> 01:34:28,444 Thanks. You're Welcome. 1224 01:34:35,451 --> 01:34:37,453 Maybe, Um, 1225 01:34:39,455 --> 01:34:41,457 We Can Make Love Later. 1226 01:34:43,459 --> 01:34:45,461 Good. 1227 01:36:31,067 --> 01:36:32,568 Thank You. 1228 01:37:36,132 --> 01:37:40,136 Phil Always Said There Was A Future In Garbage. I Just Never Thought It'd Be My Future. 1229 01:37:40,137 --> 01:37:43,639 You Were Very Generous In Your Business Dealings. Very Generous. 1230 01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:47,642 Don't Let It Get Around. You Are Not Such A Tough Guy. 1231 01:37:47,643 --> 01:37:51,647 No. Tough Guy Might Have Made A Pass At You. But Not You. 1232 01:37:51,648 --> 01:37:55,651 No? I'd Say, "I Got This Big Empty House In The Country. 1233 01:37:55,652 --> 01:37:58,654 Come And Visit Me And We Can Celebrate." 1234 01:37:58,655 --> 01:38:01,657 I'd Say, "I Am Too Old For Traveling." 1235 01:38:14,170 --> 01:38:16,172 I Love You, Edie. 1236 01:38:17,173 --> 01:38:19,675 My God. 1237 01:38:36,192 --> 01:38:41,197 All Right, All Right. Poor Baby. Poor Angel. 1238 01:38:41,198 --> 01:38:44,200 Okay, Okay, Okay. 1239 01:38:45,701 --> 01:38:47,702 You Still Wanna Kill People? 1240 01:38:47,703 --> 01:38:50,205 No, They're Too Stupid. You're Telling Me. 1241 01:38:50,206 --> 01:38:54,210 Your Grandfather's About To Marry The Bermuda Triangle. 1242 01:39:00,716 --> 01:39:03,219 That's Very Good. Very Good. 1243 01:39:05,221 --> 01:39:06,722 God Bless. 1244 01:39:09,725 --> 01:39:11,727 Hi, Vince. 1245 01:39:13,229 --> 01:39:15,230 Father. Pleasure. 1246 01:39:15,231 --> 01:39:18,234 - You Know My Son, I'm Sure. - Nice To See You Again. 1247 01:39:21,237 --> 01:39:23,738 Hi. Hi. 1248 01:39:23,739 --> 01:39:26,742 You're Late. You've Met Cathy, Haven't You? 1249 01:39:26,743 --> 01:39:29,745 Cathy, This Is Tish. Tish, This Is Cathy. Hi. 1250 01:39:29,746 --> 01:39:31,747 It's Nice To Meet You. 1251 01:39:33,249 --> 01:39:34,750 What? What? 1252 01:39:34,751 --> 01:39:36,752 Start! Start! 1253 01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:47,513 It's Too Late. I Did It. 1254 01:39:47,514 --> 01:39:50,266 Look At Those Kids-- Cute. 1255 01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:27,269 Here We Go. 1256 01:40:55,331 --> 01:41:00,336 Vincent, Will You Take This Woman To Be Your Wife? 1257 01:41:00,337 --> 01:41:02,838 - Yeah. Can I Kiss Her? - Not Yet. 1258 01:41:02,839 --> 01:41:05,340 Say "I Will." I Will. 1259 01:41:05,341 --> 01:41:08,844 Edie, Will You Take This Man To Be Your Husband? 1260 01:41:09,845 --> 01:41:11,846 I Will. 1261 01:41:11,847 --> 01:41:14,350 Vincent And Edie, You Have Made This Solemn Covenant... 1262 01:41:14,351 --> 01:41:18,353 Of Marriage Before God And This Company. 1263 01:41:18,354 --> 01:41:22,858 Always Follow Your Bliss. Always Follow What Your Heart Says. 1264 01:41:22,859 --> 01:41:26,828 I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife. 1265 01:41:26,829 --> 01:41:29,865 You May Kiss The Bride. 1266 01:41:40,376 --> 01:41:44,195 At This Point, Ladies And Gentlemen, We Need A Volunteer From The Audience. 1267 01:41:44,196 --> 01:41:48,015 - Somebody Who Wouldn't Mind Lending Us A Hand... - Me. Sit, Sit, Sit. 1268 01:41:48,016 --> 01:41:50,017 Or Perhaps His Whole Body. 1269 01:41:50,518 --> 01:41:54,021 I Think We Have One Here. How Are You, Sir? What's Your Name? 1270 01:41:54,022 --> 01:41:56,523 Hi. How Are You? 1271 01:41:56,524 --> 01:41:59,026 Stan, We're Going To Ask You To Remove Your Jacket. 1272 01:41:59,027 --> 01:42:01,027 And Michelle Will Help You Off With It There. 1273 01:42:01,028 --> 01:42:05,032 Another Girl In Here? Try Not To Be Funnier Than The Magician, Stan. 1274 01:42:05,533 --> 01:42:07,534 Just Lie Down. Make Yourself Comfortable. 1275 01:42:07,535 --> 01:42:10,538 - We Don't Have To Stay Here Long. - I'm Fine. 1276 01:42:10,539 --> 01:42:13,540 But I Don't Want You To Feel Uncomfortable. 1277 01:42:13,541 --> 01:42:16,544 Why Would I Feel Uncomfortable? I'm Not If You're Not. 1278 01:42:16,545 --> 01:42:18,796 Okay. 1279 01:42:18,797 --> 01:42:21,047 And-- 1280 01:42:21,048 --> 01:42:23,275 Easy, Boy. Okay, Here We Go. 1281 01:42:23,276 --> 01:42:25,501 Ready? Ow. That's Good. 1282 01:42:25,502 --> 01:42:27,555 Congratulations On Your Promotion. 1283 01:42:28,055 --> 01:42:30,558 It Agrees With You. You've Never Looked More Beautiful. 1284 01:42:30,559 --> 01:42:33,059 Thank You. I've Redone The Apartment. 1285 01:42:33,060 --> 01:42:35,563 It's Sort Of Postmodern Meets The Jetsons. 1286 01:42:36,063 --> 01:42:39,066 You Should Come And See It Sometime. I Will. I Will. 1287 01:42:39,067 --> 01:42:41,569 I'm Good Now. I'm Good. 1288 01:42:41,570 --> 01:42:43,571 And Don't Go Away. 1289 01:42:46,073 --> 01:42:48,075 - You Want A Drink? - No Thank You. 1290 01:42:48,576 --> 01:42:50,578 I'm Gonna Get A Drink. 1291 01:42:52,079 --> 01:42:55,583 We're Going To Show You Something Really Puzzling. 1292 01:43:01,589 --> 01:43:05,092 I'm Sorry. Larry, Do You Know Why I Married You? 1293 01:43:05,093 --> 01:43:07,094 My Money? 1294 01:43:07,595 --> 01:43:11,599 Your Eyes. I Thought A Man With Your Eyes Would Never Hurt A Woman. 1295 01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:13,601 Have I? 1296 01:43:15,102 --> 01:43:17,104 No. 1297 01:43:18,606 --> 01:43:20,608 Good Luck, Larry. 1298 01:43:20,609 --> 01:43:22,610 Thank You. 1299 01:43:31,619 --> 01:43:35,623 Now, Stan, What We're Going To Do Is Introduce You To A Little Friend Of Mine, 1300 01:43:35,624 --> 01:43:38,625 Sammy The Saw. 1301 01:43:38,626 --> 01:43:42,630 You Wanna Go Home? Good. Let's Talk To Daddy. We'll Go Home, Okay? 1302 01:43:42,631 --> 01:43:46,133 He Didn't Have That Much To Begin With. 1303 01:43:52,589 --> 01:43:55,643 You Know, I Came This Close To Having Her. 1304 01:44:00,147 --> 01:44:03,150 Ah! 1305 01:44:03,151 --> 01:44:05,151 Ready? 1306 01:44:10,658 --> 01:44:12,659 That Was Fantastic. But We're Not Finished Yet. 1307 01:44:12,660 --> 01:44:17,665 Put Him Together Later On. I Wanna Dance With My Wife. Give Us A Waltz. 1308 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,202 They Look So Sweet. 1309 01:45:22,229 --> 01:45:24,181 Hi. 1310 01:45:25,232 --> 01:45:26,733 Hi. 1311 01:45:26,734 --> 01:45:29,236 Tell Your Story Walking, Larry. 1312 01:45:32,239 --> 01:45:34,690 Maria, Would You Dance With Me? 1313 01:45:34,691 --> 01:45:39,246 No, She Won't. Please, Tom. Larry, No. 1314 01:45:40,748 --> 01:45:43,750 Well, Then How 'Bout Spending The Rest Of Your Life With Me? 1315 01:45:43,751 --> 01:45:48,205 - What Are You Talking About? - I Haven't Hit Another Human Since The Eighth Grade, 1316 01:45:48,206 --> 01:45:50,257 But If You Wanna Fight, I Will Fight. 1317 01:45:50,258 --> 01:45:51,758 Please, Please. Fine. 1318 01:45:51,759 --> 01:45:54,761 - Hmph! - What's Going On Here? 1319 01:45:54,762 --> 01:45:58,766 Pop, Please, Will You? I'm Trying To Make Chicken Salad Out Of Chicken Shit Here. 1320 01:45:58,767 --> 01:46:01,768 Maria, Everyone Is Looking. 1321 01:46:01,769 --> 01:46:05,773 Wait A Minute. I've Kept My Part Of The Bargain For Chloe's Sake. 1322 01:46:05,774 --> 01:46:08,275 Maybe Chloe Deserves More Than A Bargain, Tom. 1323 01:46:10,277 --> 01:46:13,781 You Come And Get In The Car With Me Right Now Or I'm Leaving You For Good. 1324 01:46:30,297 --> 01:46:32,299 Larry Kozinski, I Would Love To Dance With You. 1325 01:47:25,352 --> 01:47:28,856 Dance! Please, Everybody Dance! Dance! 1326 01:47:28,857 --> 01:47:31,358 I'm Taking My Present Back. 1327 01:48:08,896 --> 01:48:11,398 Yoo-Hoo. 1328 01:48:20,908 --> 01:48:22,909 Mitch. Come On, Mitch. 1329 01:48:22,910 --> 01:48:24,911 Here We Go. Mitch, Come On. 1330 01:48:24,912 --> 01:48:27,915 Come On, Quick. We're Gonna Leave. Come On, Please. 1331 01:48:27,916 --> 01:48:31,418 Come On, Mitch. Hurry Up. Mitch. 1332 01:48:31,919 --> 01:48:35,871 No, Dad. Dad, Stop It. 1333 01:48:35,872 --> 01:48:39,426 What Are You Doing? What Are You Doing? Come On. 100937