Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:04,178
[ mbube theme playing]
2
00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,381
[ elephants trumpeting ]
3
00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,854
[ birds chirping ]
4
00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,131
Ahh!
5
00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,221
Good morning,
your highness.
6
00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,659
Good morning,
your highness.
7
00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,445
Good morning,
your highness.
8
00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,319
Happy birthday,
your highness.
9
00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,279
Yes, it is my birthday.
10
00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:37,799
Oha, it is
my 21st birthday.
11
00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,453
Do you think perhaps,
just once,
12
00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,672
I might use the bathroom
by myself?
13
00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:44,240
Most amusing, sir.
14
00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,547
Wipers!
15
00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:49,245
[ tender theme playing]
16
00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:07,742
The royal penis is clean,
your highness.
17
00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,788
Ahh!
18
00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:17,012
[ dramatic theme playing]
19
00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,372
[ gargling ]
20
00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,496
His highness must be
very excited today.
21
00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,193
Why is that, Oha?
22
00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,108
Today is
your 21st birthday,
23
00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,154
which means you meet
your wife-to-be.
24
00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:14,504
Well, I'm curious,
but how can a man get excited
25
00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,767
about a woman
he's never seen?
26
00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,812
He certainly is quiet
this morning.
27
00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,597
He looks sad.
28
00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,602
Is something
troubling you, my son?
29
00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,432
No, father.
30
00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:15,913
Son, please.
31
00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:18,481
I'm more than
the exalted ruler of this land
32
00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,918
and the master
of all I survey.
33
00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,746
I'm also
a concerned dad.
34
00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,402
Well, father...
35
00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,493
Just a moment.
36
00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,190
What is he doing?It looks as if
37
00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,627
he's coming here to talk to us.
38
00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:36,978
Wait right there, Akeem.
39
00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,371
Rose bearers!
40
00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:50,426
Akeem, come sit.
41
00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,305
[ elephant trumpets ]
42
00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,048
Now, my son...
43
00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,008
You've grown a mustache.
44
00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,924
Jaffe... It has been a year.
45
00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,667
So, what is it, my son?
46
00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,234
Well, Father, first of all,
it is things like this.
47
00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,497
Like what?
48
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,455
The rose petals.
49
00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:22,066
What is the matter, dear?
You're the son of a king.
50
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,416
Why should you not walk
on the petals of roses?
51
00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:28,029
But Mother, without rose petals,
I'd still be the son of a king.
52
00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,683
Then it is settled.
53
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,554
From this day forth,
54
00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:35,906
anyone who throws roses at my
son's feet will answer to me.
55
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,171
AKEEM:
Father, it is not just that.
It's everything,
56
00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:44,436
the cooking, the pampering,
the dressing, the bathing.
57
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:48,223
Actually, I rather enjoy
the bathing, but just for once,
58
00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,834
I'd like to cook for myself,
and take care of myself,
59
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,749
dress myself,
wipe my own backside.
60
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:55,273
And why--?
Why can't I find my own wife?
61
00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:58,494
Aha, so that's it.
62
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,452
We have gone
to a great deal of trouble
63
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:03,586
to select for you
a very fine wife.
64
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,284
Since the day she was born,
she was taught to
65
00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,852
walk and speak
and think as a queen.
66
00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,204
But Father,
what if I do not love her?
67
00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:16,599
It is normal to feel anxiety
about meeting your queen.
68
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,428
When I met your father,
I was terrified.
69
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:22,605
I must admit,
I was frightened too.
70
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,913
I was so nervous
I became nauseous,
71
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,958
but over the years,
72
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,439
I have grown to love
your father very much.
73
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,354
So you see, my son,
74
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:35,183
there is a fine line
between love and nausea.
75
00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:38,490
AKEEM:
I understand, Father,
but when I marry,
76
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:41,189
I want the woman
to love me for who I am,
77
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,843
not because of what I am.
78
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,148
And who are you?
79
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,282
I am a man
who's never tied his shoes.
80
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:52,113
Wrong. You are a prince
who has never tied his shoes.
81
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:55,551
Believe me,
I tied my own shoes once.
82
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,684
It is an overrated experience.
83
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,296
Good morning, your majesty.
84
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,603
It is another beautiful day
in Zamunda.
85
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,170
And Semmi,
what is it now?
86
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,611
You look especially radiant
today, your grace.
87
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,916
Is that so, Semmi?
88
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,527
Yes! I was remarking
the other day
89
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,573
what lovely skin
the queen has.
90
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:23,274
Semmi, do you not have
somewhere you should go?
91
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,885
Yes! I was just about to take
92
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,017
the birthday boy
for his daily workout.
93
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:30,630
Excuse me, Father...
And Mother.
94
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,373
Have a good day,
my son.
95
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,902
Akeem, what happened
to the rose bearers?
96
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,081
Now let's see
if you can defend yourself,
97
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,560
you sweat
from a baboon's balls.
98
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,977
So you say can have a woman
who'll obey your every command,
99
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:17,633
but you'd rather
have a woman who has an opinion?
100
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,374
Only dogs are to obey.
101
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,290
If you love your wife,
you will value her opinion.
102
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,299
Hippopotamus shit!
103
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,388
You're the heir
to the throne of Zamunda.
104
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,521
Your wife need only have
a pretty face, a firm backside,
105
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:39,220
and big breasts
like casaba melons.
106
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,192
So you would share your bed
107
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,499
and your fortune
with a beautiful fool?
108
00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,241
That it is the way it has always
been with men of power.
109
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,764
It is tradition.
110
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:08,118
It is also tradition
that times must,
111
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,294
and always do,
change, my friend.
112
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:17,127
[ dramatic theme playing]
113
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,444
Get your royal engagement
t-shirt!
114
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,011
Royal engagement t-shirt!
115
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,491
Step forth! Get your
royal engagement t-shirt!
116
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:37,060
[ elephants trumpet ]
117
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,309
[ people chattering
indistinctly ]
118
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,492
These really are
delicious.
119
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,581
Yes, thank you.
120
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,713
Here,
try our vintage.
121
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,720
Your majesty.
122
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,899
I am Colonel Izzi,
123
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,727
and today,
with your blessing,
124
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,600
I offer my daughter
to your son.
125
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,649
My blessing is granted.
126
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,000
Let the courtship commence.
127
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,263
Pardon me.
Step aside, please.
128
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:53,441
Coming through!
Excuse me! Out of the way!
129
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,008
Oh!
130
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,142
Greetings, great prince.
131
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,667
Presenting
Miss Imani Izzi.
132
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,756
[ sighs ]
133
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,456
[ drums beating ]
134
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:13,200
[ women ululating ]
135
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,744
[ people exclaiming softly ]
136
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:17,193
♪ She's your queen-to-be ♪
137
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:21,502
♪ A queen-to-be forever ♪
138
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:25,419
♪ A queen who'll do whatever ♪
139
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:30,380
♪ His highness desires ♪
140
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:36,908
♪ She's your queen-to-be ♪
141
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:41,348
♪ A vision of perfection ♪
142
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,873
♪ An object of affection ♪
143
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:49,747
♪ To quench your royal fire ♪
144
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:56,102
♪ Completely free
From infection ♪
145
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,583
♪ To be used
At your discretion ♪
146
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:06,242
♪ Waiting only
For your direction ♪
147
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:13,119
♪ Your queen-to-be ♪
148
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,228
May I talk to you alone
for a moment, please?
149
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:43,845
Excuse us...
for a moment.
150
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,873
[ door closes ]
151
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,485
So...
152
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,880
Am I not all
you dreamed I would be?
153
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,448
Oh, you're fine.
Beautiful. It's just that
154
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,058
if we're going to be married,
155
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,713
I thought we should talk
and get to know each other.
156
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:30,370
Ever since I was born,
I've been trained to serve you.
157
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,634
Yes, I know this.
I would like to know about you.
158
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,157
What do you like to do?
159
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,811
Whatever you like.
160
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,814
[ chuckles ]
What kind of music
do you like?
161
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,338
Whatever kind
of music you like.
162
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,863
I know what I like,
163
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:49,040
and I know you know what I like
because you are trained to know.
164
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,086
But I'd like to know
what you like.
165
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,827
Do you have a favorite food?Yes.
166
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,482
Good! What is
your favorite food?
167
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,571
Whatever food you like.
168
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,402
This is impossible.
From this moment on,
169
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,055
I command you
not to obey me.
170
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,013
No.
171
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,018
Are you saying that no matter
172
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,715
what I tell you to do,
you will do?
173
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,674
Yes, your highness.
174
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,590
Anything I say, you'll do?Yes, your highness.
175
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,332
Bark like a dog.
176
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,160
[ high-pitched barking ]
177
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,511
A big dog.
178
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,862
[ low-pitched barking ]
179
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,777
Hop on one leg.
180
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,608
Make a noise
like an orangutan.
181
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,523
[ gibbering ]
182
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:43,269
Ah, I see the two of you
are getting along.
183
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,793
[ continues gibbering ]
184
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,882
Excuse me, Imani,
for a moment.
185
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:03,114
Fine girl, isn't she?
I told you not to worry.
186
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,812
Father.
187
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,035
About this wedding...
188
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,559
OHA:
Ahem.
189
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,996
The guests are waiting,
your majesty.
190
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,259
Let them wait!
191
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,827
I'm talking to my son.
192
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,873
Come...
193
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,180
Let's go for a stroll.
194
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,411
[ trumpets ]Hello, Barbar.
195
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,984
Time does fly fast,
my son.
196
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,943
It seems only yesterday
197
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,901
I ordered your
first diaper changed.
198
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,121
Now you're a man
who's about to be married.
199
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,299
She will give you much pleasure,
don't you think?
200
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:02,304
I am not sure
if I am ready.
201
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:06,090
Son, I know we never
had a talk about this,
202
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:10,181
but I always assumed
you had sex with your bathers.
203
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,574
I know I do.
204
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:12,967
It's not that, father.
205
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,665
It's just that
I'm 21 years old,
206
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,667
and I've never left Zamunda.
207
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,931
I have yet to experience what
the outside world has to offer.
208
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:24,457
Ah, so you want
to sow your royal oats.
209
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,023
No, it's not that--
210
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,678
You're right!
Get out, see the world,
211
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:32,378
enjoy yourself,
fulfill every erotic desire.
212
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,511
And in 40 days, you will
come back and marry Imani.
213
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,600
But, Father--It is settled.
214
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,740
[ door opens ]
215
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,401
May I have
your attention, please?
216
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,580
The wedding
will proceed in 40 days.
217
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,321
You may go home now.
Good night.
218
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,932
Oha, prepare
the royal baggage.
219
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,368
My son is
going on a trip.
220
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,373
Prepare the royal baggage!
221
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,510
This trip is
an excellent idea.
222
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,468
Forty days of fornication.
223
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:22,863
Semmi. I have
something else in mind.
224
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,605
Tell no one of this.
I intend to find my bride.
225
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,042
What is wrong with
the one you have now?
226
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,652
When you saw her,
didn't you want
227
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,828
to rip her clothes off
right then and there?
228
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,656
I want a woman
that's going to arouse
229
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,397
my intellect
as well as my loins.
230
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,051
Where will you find
such a woman?
231
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,706
In America!
232
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:45,015
SEMMI:
The land is so big.
The choice is so infinite.
233
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,583
Where shall we go,
Los Angeles or New York?
234
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,978
We will let fate decide.
235
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,376
Heads, New York.
Tails, Los Angeles.
236
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,336
We go to New York.
237
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:05,906
Where in New York
can one find a woman with grace,
238
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,908
elegance, taste and culture?
239
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:10,650
A woman suitable
for a king.
240
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,481
[ in unison ]:
Queens.
241
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,353
[ dramatic theme playing]
242
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:36,763
ANNOUNCER [ on PA ]: Mr. Frank Oznowitz, please pick up a white courtesy telephone.
243
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:44,379
Remember, Semmi, no one here
can know I am royalty.
244
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:47,077
We must appear to be no
different than the average man.
245
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,123
I will not say a word.
246
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,821
ANNOUNCER [ on PA ]:
British Airways
flight 929 to London
247
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,910
is now boarding at gate 15.
248
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,437
[ siren wailing in distance ]
249
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:03,877
Halt!
250
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,618
[ tires screech ]
251
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,881
You dumb fuck!
252
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:15,192
Take us to Queens
at once!
253
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:21,677
DRIVER:
Are you sure you guys
want to go to Queens?
254
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:25,202
A couple of rich fellows
like you should be in Manhattan,
255
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:27,378
staying at the Waldorf
or the Palace.
256
00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:29,293
The Palace sounds good.
Take us there.
257
00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:32,253
No. I want Queens.
And we're not rich.
258
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:35,691
We're ordinary
African students.
259
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,866
Whatever you say, pal.
260
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:40,566
What part of Queens
you want?
261
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,395
Take us
to the most common part.
262
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:48,399
That's easy. If there's
one thing Queens has a lot of,
263
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:50,271
it's common parts.
264
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,971
What does
dumb fuck mean?
265
00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:57,844
[ upbeat theme playing]
266
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,829
This shitty enough for you?
267
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,918
Yes, this is perfect.
268
00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,695
Fascinating!
269
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:09,393
Semmi, look at this.
270
00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:14,660
America is great indeed.
271
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,749
Imagine a country so free,
272
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,620
one can throw glass
on the streets.
273
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,970
MAN 1:
You must be
out of your goddamn minds!
274
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,886
You're crazy!MAN 2: I am not crazy!
275
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:27,150
Listen. Real Americans!
276
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,978
Pound-for-pound,
Sugar Ray Robinson's
277
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,197
the greatest fighter ever.
278
00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,068
Come on, man.
What about Joe Louis?
279
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,722
The Brown Bomber!
280
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:36,159
Now that was
a great boxer!
281
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:37,291
Damn right!
282
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,814
I suppose nobody in here
283
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:41,121
ever heard of Cassius Clay?
284
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:43,297
Got a point.
Clay was a bad motherfucker.
285
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:44,907
I ain't saying
Clay ain't bad.
286
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:47,606
I'm just saying
I stopped liking Cassius Clay
287
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,869
once he changed his name
to Muhammad Ali.
288
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:52,219
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
289
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:55,309
A man has a right
to change his name
290
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:57,659
to whatever he wants
to change it to.
291
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,054
If a man wants
to be called Muhammad Ali,
292
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,056
goddamn it,
this is a free country.
293
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,666
You should respect his wishes,
294
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,190
and call the man Muhammad Ali.
295
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,671
His mama named him Clay,
I'm gonna call him Clay.
296
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,064
Mm-hmm. That's right.
297
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,719
I say Clay.Get outta here.
298
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,590
[ laughs ]
That's right. That's right.
299
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,592
He always be Clay to me.
I don't give a fuck
300
00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:20,160
what he changed his name to.
He is Clay. I say Clay.
301
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,379
Then you're a putz,
the three of you.
302
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,772
Three putzes.
303
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,426
You should change
the name outside
304
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,385
from My-T-Sharp
to the Three Putzes.
305
00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:32,172
[ people arguing indistinctly ]
306
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:42,312
Okay, now what the fuck
do you want?
307
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:44,663
We desire a room.
308
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,447
You better not
be wasting my time.
309
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:47,361
You got money?
310
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,496
Come on in, gentlemen.
311
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,675
Yo, man,
get the big bag!
312
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,677
Yeah!
313
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,073
Excuse me
if I was brusque.
314
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,901
Sometimes we get
boo-boos in here
315
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,816
without a dollar
to their name.
316
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:11,951
Obviously you gentlemen
came in on another boat.
317
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,388
We seek meager
accommodations.
318
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:15,998
Excuse me?
319
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,566
We require a room
that is very poor.
320
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,659
Hey, Stu!
321
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,530
Your rent's due,
motherfucker!
322
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:29,795
Don't be pulling that falling-
down-the-stairs shit on me!
323
00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:32,101
Are you conscious? Shoot.
324
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:34,147
Every month,
the same damn thing.
325
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,410
I'm telling you
the truth.
326
00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:38,281
[ continues grumbling
indistinctly ]
327
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,722
[ farts ]
328
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,985
[ couple arguing in Spanish ]
329
00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:53,993
All right, here we are.
330
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:58,258
There's only one bathroom
on this floor,
331
00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,868
so you're going
to have to share it.
332
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:03,480
[ insects buzzing ]
333
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,482
We got a little bit
of an insect problem,
334
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,876
but you boys from Africa
are used to that.
335
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:12,141
And another thing,
don't use the elevator.
336
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:14,448
It's a death trap.
337
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:16,972
This is the place
I was telling you about.
338
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:18,974
It's real fucked up.
339
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,064
Got just one window
facing a brick wall.
340
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,545
Used to rent it
to a blind man.
341
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,295
Damn shame what they did
to that dog.
342
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:43,694
We will take the room.
343
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,088
Yes!
344
00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,279
Behold, Semmi.
345
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,542
Life. Real life!
346
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:09,111
A thing that we have been denied
for far too long.
347
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,376
Good morning,
my neighbors!
348
00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:14,813
MAN:
Hey, fuck you!
349
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,640
Yes, yes!
350
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,992
Fuck you too!
351
00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,135
Ha, ha! Mighty fine!
352
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,441
MAN:
Yeah.
353
00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,662
Come to my house!Hey, wait up!
354
00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:40,882
I'm beginning to suspect
these are the people
355
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:43,276
that have stolen our luggage.
356
00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,674
Yo, you wanna buy
some toothbrushes?
357
00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:53,416
This is some fly personal
hygiene equipment I got here.
358
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:56,115
I've got a hell of hair dryer
here too. Check it out.
359
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,944
Thief! Stop, thief!
360
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,337
Come back! Thief!AKEEM: Semmi, let him go.
361
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,078
But those things
belong to us.
362
00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:05,037
We're well rid
of those material things.
363
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:07,474
Let them wear
our princely robes.
364
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:11,870
We're in New York now.
Let us dress as New Yorkers.
365
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,349
♪ You know what I'm saying? ♪
366
00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:14,785
♪ You know
I know it's real ♪
367
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,265
♪ But they don't know ♪
368
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:17,876
♪ That you know
I know the deal ♪
369
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,442
I feel like a complete idiot.
370
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,096
Oh, do not
be ridiculous.
371
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:29,365
You can be all the things
you've always wanted to be.
372
00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:32,412
Beautiful. Sexy.
373
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,457
It's easy as one, two, three.
374
00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:37,939
♪ Just let your soul glow ♪
375
00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:41,334
♪ Just let it shine through ♪
376
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:45,512
♪ Just let your soul glow
Baby ♪
377
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:48,210
♪ Feel it oh, so silky smooth ♪
378
00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:51,648
♪ Just let it shine through ♪
379
00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:56,958
♪ Just let your soul glow ♪
380
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,394
Soul glo.
381
00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:02,746
Perhaps I should cut off
my prince's lock.
382
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:04,923
No!
Yes.
383
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,012
You must be outta
your goddamn mind!
384
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,927
Joe Louis was
the greatest boxer ever!
385
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,363
I'll be with you
in a minute.
386
00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,887
He was badder than
Cassius Clay or Sugar Ray.
387
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,541
He was badder than--
Who's that new boy?
388
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:15,672
Mike Tyson.Mike Tyson.
389
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:17,283
Look like a bulldog.
He's badder.
390
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:19,502
He could whip
all their asses!
391
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:21,852
What about Rocky Marciano?
392
00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:24,551
Oh, there they go!
There they go!
393
00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:27,075
Every time I start
talking about boxing,
394
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:29,686
a white man got to pull
Rocky Marciano out their ass!
395
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:31,514
That's they one!
That's they one!
396
00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:33,212
Rocky Marciano!
Rocky Marciano!
397
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:35,344
Let me tell you something
once and for all!
398
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:39,000
He was good, but compared
to Joe Louis, he ain't shit!
399
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,569
He beat Joe Louis' ass.
400
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,354
That's right, he did
whoop Joe Louis' ass.
401
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,530
Joe Louis was 75 years old
when they fought!
402
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,706
I don't know how old he was.
He got his ass whooped.
403
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:52,622
Joe Louis come out of retirement
to fight Marciano.
404
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,059
The man was 76 years old!
405
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,799
Louis always lied
about his age.
406
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:59,368
One time Frank Sinatra
came and sat in this chair.
407
00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:01,501
I said "Frank, you hang out
with Joe Louis,
408
00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:02,937
how old is Joe Louis?"
409
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,504
You know what
Frank told me?
410
00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:06,375
He said, "Joe Louis
is 137 years old."
411
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,811
A hundred and thirty-seven.
412
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:11,206
Oh, man, you never meet
no Frank Sinatra.
413
00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:15,819
Fuck you, fuck you,
and fuck you!
414
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:16,995
Who's next?
415
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,788
Goddamn, boy, is that some kind
of a weave or something?
416
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,181
It is my natural hair.
417
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,965
I have been growing it
since birth.
418
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:33,881
Shit! What kind of chemical
you got in there?
419
00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:36,101
I have put no chemicals,
420
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,885
only juices and berries.
421
00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:39,843
Shit, that ain't nothing
but ultra perm.
422
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:41,845
Tell me, how do you want me
to cut this?
423
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,719
Just make it nice and neat.
424
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:53,857
All right.
425
00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:57,339
That'll be $8.
426
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,785
Tell me, Semmi,
honestly,
427
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,265
how do I look?
428
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,924
I think it is time
to find your queen.
429
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:18,708
♪ Ooh! Unh! ♪
430
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,275
♪ Yeah ♪
431
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:24,149
I'm going to get
on out of your way.
432
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,847
Take care, man.I'll talk to you later.
433
00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:29,241
♪ What you want ♪ ♪ I know I got it ♪
434
00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:31,721
♪ What you need ♪ ♪ I know I got it ♪
435
00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:33,680
♪ What you need ♪
436
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,291
♪ What you need, oh ♪
437
00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,728
♪ What you want ♪ ♪ I know I got it ♪
438
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:41,557
♪ What you need ♪ ♪ I know I gots it, girl ♪
439
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:44,343
♪ What's you want ♪ ♪ What you need ♪
440
00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:47,128
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ What you want... ♪
441
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,434
I've got a secret.
442
00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:51,915
I worship the devil.
443
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:59,184
WOMAN:
See, that's the problem.
444
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:02,665
I can't find a man
that can satisfy me!
445
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:06,365
Now, some guys go an hour,
hour and a half, that's it.
446
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:11,500
A man's got to put in overtime
for me to get off.
447
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:15,374
I'm not interested in a man
unless he drives a BMW.
448
00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:17,985
Yeah, well, you know, baby,
I'm almost single.
449
00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:20,074
My husband's on death row.
450
00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:23,208
[ in unison ]:
This is the first date
Theresa and I have been on
451
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:26,211
since the doctor
separated us.
452
00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:29,388
I'm into the group thing.
453
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:35,394
I was Joan of Arc
in my former life.
454
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:40,181
[ woman beatboxing ]
455
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,662
♪ My name is Peaches
And I'm the best ♪
456
00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:45,621
♪ All the DJs want
To feel my breasts ♪
457
00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,145
[ vocalizing ]
458
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:54,500
I wanna work on videos, but
really, I wanna star in them.
459
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,372
I wanna become a pop singer,
and a rock singer,
460
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,766
write my own songs,
produce my own songs.
461
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:01,420
Then I wanna try an actress.
462
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,073
People tell me
how talented I am.
463
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:04,988
"I'm a natural."
And stuff like that.
464
00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,903
Then I'm gonna write
my own stories,
465
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:10,211
direct my own stories,
produce my own movies...
466
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:13,127
[ pop song playing on speakers ]
467
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:26,488
[ in deep voice ]:
I hope you don't mind me
coming over and sitting down.
468
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,969
I've been
watching you all evening.
469
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,667
I wanna tear you apart.
470
00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:34,931
And your friend too.
471
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:43,201
Is it my imagination,
or does every woman in New York
472
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,681
have a severe
emotional problem?
473
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:48,206
I doubt we will ever
find your queen.
474
00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:51,470
Mr. Clarence.
475
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:54,560
Hey!
The boys from Africa!
476
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,344
How y'all doing this evening?
477
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,607
Sir, where can one go
to find nice women here?
478
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,261
Oh, you got to get out and look.
479
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,958
They ain't gonna
just fall in your lap.
480
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,830
We have been
to every bar in Queens.
481
00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:05,223
That's where you messed up.
482
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,137
You can't go to no bar
to find a nice woman.
483
00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:09,401
You got to go to a nice place,
like a library.
484
00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:12,273
Good women in there.
And, um...church is good girls.
485
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:14,536
Or this place here.
Where I'm going tonight,
486
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:15,842
the black awareness rally.
487
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,409
There gonna be
fine women there.
488
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,367
Good, clean girls.
489
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,500
That's where I'm going.
Shit.
490
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,284
[ applause ]
491
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,155
[ fanfare plays ]
492
00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:28,898
I didn't come here
to preach to you today.
493
00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:36,384
[ emphatically, gravelly voice ]
But, you know...
494
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:38,386
when I look at
these contestants
495
00:37:38,386 --> 00:37:40,475
for the Miss Black Awareness
Pageant,
496
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:42,695
I feel good!
497
00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:45,567
I feel good
'cause I know there's a God!
498
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:49,223
Somewhere.
There's a God somewhere.
499
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:51,747
Turn around, ladies,
for me, please.
500
00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,488
You know
there's a God
501
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:56,274
who sits on high
and looks down low.
502
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,102
Man cannot make it
like this.
503
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:02,715
Larry Flynt, Hugh Hefner,
they can take the picture,
504
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:04,325
but they can't make it.
505
00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:06,936
Only God above,
to Hugh Hefner on high,
506
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:08,460
can make it for you.
507
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:11,245
Apparently, these are
the best women in Queens.
508
00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:12,594
Pick one,
and let's go home.
509
00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:15,728
[ chuckles ]
Be patient, my friend.
510
00:38:15,728 --> 00:38:19,862
Do you love him?
Do you feel joy? Say joy!
511
00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,647
AUDIENCE:
Joy!
512
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,518
Joy!REVEREND: Joy!
513
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,477
AUDIENCE: Joy!REVEREND: Can I get a...
514
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:26,695
♪ Amen ♪
515
00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,349
Amen!
516
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,916
Amen, brother!
517
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:32,919
Don't be ashamed
to call his name!
518
00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:35,051
Yes, lord!
519
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:36,662
Only God can give that woman
520
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:38,664
the kind of joy
she has right there!
521
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:40,666
AUDIENCE:
Amen!
522
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,059
Make a joyful noise
unto the lord!
523
00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:44,191
AUDIENCE:
Joy!
524
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:46,411
I am very happy
to be here!
525
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,674
REVEREND: Amen!AUDIENCE: Amen!
526
00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:51,677
Yes, sir!
Can I get an amen?
527
00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:53,940
AUDIENCE: Amen!Yes! Ha, ha!
528
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,246
I don't know
what you come to do, but...
529
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,726
♪ I... ♪
530
00:38:57,726 --> 00:39:00,816
...come to praise
his name.
531
00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:03,253
Lord, lord.
532
00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,560
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
533
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,172
Girls, you can leave now.
Thank you very much.
534
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:12,567
There's a God somewhere.
535
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:15,788
I got a special treat
for you this evening.
536
00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:20,575
A young man that you all
know as Joe the policeman
537
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:24,840
from the "What's Going Down"
episode of That's My Mama.
538
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,408
I want you
to put your hands together
539
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,149
and welcome him
to the stage.
540
00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:33,022
A big round of applause
for Jackson Height's own...
541
00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:35,285
Mr. Randy Watson!
542
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:38,288
Yes!
Randy Watson! Ha, ha!
543
00:39:38,288 --> 00:39:40,247
That boy is good!
544
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:42,031
Mm-hmm.
Good and terrible.
545
00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,644
And Reverend Brown!
546
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,776
This man's
been my reverend
547
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:50,126
since I was a little boy,
and I love him dearly.
548
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,259
You're a very special man.
Reverend Brown!
549
00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:54,130
[ applause ]
550
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,654
Reverend Brown!
551
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,483
It's so lovely to be here.
552
00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:00,223
Give yourselves
a round of applause.
553
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,182
You're so lovely.
Everyone's so lovely.
554
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,619
While you're
in the clapping mood,
555
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:06,795
give a round of applause
to my band,
556
00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:08,318
Sexual Chocolate!
557
00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:11,800
[ scattered applause ][ band playing ]
558
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,498
Sexual chocolate!
559
00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:17,893
They play so fine,
don't you agree?
560
00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:21,114
♪ I believe that
Children are our future ♪
561
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:22,768
Thank you!
Teach them well...
562
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:25,205
♪ And let them lead the way ♪
563
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:30,471
♪ Show them all the beauty
They possess inside ♪
564
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:33,518
♪ Give them a sense ♪
565
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,782
♪ Of pride
Make it easier ♪
566
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:38,871
Some of the good stuff,
right? Coming up.
567
00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:40,307
Want a coke?
568
00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:43,266
Enjoying the show?
569
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:46,444
[ chuckles ]
Enjoy, young man.
570
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,969
♪ I decided long ago ♪
571
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:53,538
♪ Never to walk
In anyone's shadow ♪
572
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:56,671
♪ If I fail, if I succeed ♪
573
00:40:56,671 --> 00:41:03,025
♪ You can't take away
My dignity ♪
574
00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:04,984
♪ Because the greatest ♪
575
00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:08,161
♪ Love of all ♪
576
00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:12,252
♪ Inside of me ♪
577
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:13,732
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
578
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:14,994
Sexual Chocolate!
579
00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:17,910
[ scattered applause ]
580
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,302
Sexual Chocolate!
581
00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:24,656
[ microphone squeals ]
582
00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:26,832
Goddamn,
that boy can sing!
583
00:41:26,832 --> 00:41:28,181
You must be crazy.He good!
584
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:29,051
You must be crazy.
585
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:41,455
Put your hands together
for Mr. Randy Watson.
586
00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:43,544
Yeah! One more time,
Randy Watson!
587
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,807
How about it?
588
00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:48,070
Before we go
any further,
589
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,725
I'd like to thank
Mr. Cleo McDowell
590
00:41:50,725 --> 00:41:53,336
who is responsible
for the fine food and beverages.
591
00:41:53,336 --> 00:41:55,208
you've been consuming tonight.
592
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:59,299
Cleo, I know you proud of your
lovely daughters, we are too.
593
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:01,257
Please welcome
one of the organizers
594
00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:02,911
of tonight's festivities,
595
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:06,349
Miss Lisa McDowell!
Lisa, come up here, baby girl.
596
00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:08,743
Try to work in a plug
for the new salad bar.
597
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,267
Daddy, I'm not mentioning
the restaurant.
598
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,661
At least give them
the address.
599
00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:20,059
Girl, you look so good somebody
ought to put you on a plate,
600
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:22,931
sop you up with a biscuit.
Ha, ha!
601
00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:27,893
You know...
602
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:30,983
Black awareness week
is an opportunity
603
00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:32,724
for self-expression.
604
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:35,814
May we leave now?No, wait!
605
00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:38,947
Randy attempted to express
himself through song,
606
00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:41,950
in his own unique way,
607
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:44,910
but the song
makes a good point.
608
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:47,521
The children
are our future.
609
00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:50,524
It's up to all of us
to provide a place
610
00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:52,831
where children
can express themselves.
611
00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:57,400
We need to rebuild
Lincoln Park.
612
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,751
Ushers are passing through
the aisles
613
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:04,016
with donation baskets,
so please, give all you can.
614
00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:08,977
We're happy to get
the kind of money that jingles,
615
00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:11,763
but we'd rather get
the kind that folds.
616
00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:23,426
Donations!I thought it was the trash!
617
00:43:23,426 --> 00:43:25,733
Don't be hitting on me!Stupid ass!
618
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:27,561
I'll whop your ass, Clarence!
619
00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:30,172
Tall, black motherfucker.There's women up inside here.
620
00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:32,522
Come on, man.I don't give a fuck.
621
00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:45,753
Thank you.
622
00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:53,456
She is wonderful.
623
00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,154
Akeem...
Shh!
624
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:58,113
You can see Lisa
and Mr. McDowell
625
00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:04,467
at McDowell's restaurant,
8507 Queens Boulevard.
626
00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:07,209
8507 Queens Boulevard.
627
00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,919
All right, fellas.
Now, your first job
628
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:23,051
every morning
will be to sweep this walkway.
629
00:44:23,051 --> 00:44:26,272
Then I want you
to wash all the windows.
630
00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:29,579
Real good too.
And don't leave no streaks.
631
00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:31,669
[ shutter clicks ]
632
00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,846
Hey! Hey!
633
00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:38,240
What are you doing?
634
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,721
Get the hell out of here
before I bust that camera!
635
00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:45,552
Look...
636
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:48,207
Me and the McDonald's people
637
00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:51,036
got this little
misunderstanding.
638
00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:51,993
Hmm.
639
00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:56,302
See, they're McDonald's...
640
00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:58,434
I'm McDowell's.
641
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:00,567
Huh?
642
00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:03,265
They got
the golden arches,
643
00:45:03,265 --> 00:45:05,485
mine is the golden arcs.
644
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:06,834
Heh, heh.
645
00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:11,404
They got the Big Mac,
I got the Big Mick.
646
00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:13,536
We both got
two all-beef patties,
647
00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:16,191
special sauce, lettuce,
cheese, pickles and onions,
648
00:45:16,191 --> 00:45:19,151
but they use
a sesame seed bun.
649
00:45:19,151 --> 00:45:21,980
My buns have no seeds.
650
00:45:23,024 --> 00:45:24,809
Hey, kid, I got it.
651
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,858
Now...
652
00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:33,948
you gotta mop the food prep area
twice a day.
653
00:45:33,948 --> 00:45:35,645
You know how to mop?
654
00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:38,605
Oh, yes, of course.All right.
655
00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:40,433
There you go.
656
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:56,884
Uh, don't use the bucket,
it'll just confuse you.
657
00:45:58,886 --> 00:46:00,888
Now, uh, when you
get through here,
658
00:46:00,888 --> 00:46:03,282
you take out the trash. Hmm?Yes.
659
00:46:03,282 --> 00:46:05,893
Come with me.
I've got an easy job for you.
660
00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:38,621
Hi!
661
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,146
Hello.
662
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,063
Hello!
663
00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:48,066
Hi.
664
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,331
I am Akeem.
665
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:57,336
It's nice to meet you,
Akeem.
666
00:46:57,336 --> 00:47:00,339
I have recently been placed
in charge of garbage.
667
00:47:00,339 --> 00:47:02,210
Do you have any
that requires disposal?
668
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:07,433
No. It's totally empty.
669
00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:10,828
Well, when it fills up,
don't be afraid to call me.
670
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,960
I will take it out
most urgently.
671
00:47:14,570 --> 00:47:17,008
That's good to know.
672
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:19,575
When you think of garbage,
think of Akeem!
673
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,972
Well, um...
674
00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:27,105
I have to get back
to my sanitation duties.
675
00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:29,194
Maybe we'll have a chance
again to talk
676
00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:30,760
on a professional level.
677
00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:34,808
Goodbye, Akeem.
678
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:46,124
[ R&B theme playing]
679
00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:13,194
♪ Just let your soul glow
Baby ♪
680
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:16,197
♪ Feeling oh, so silky smooth ♪
681
00:48:16,197 --> 00:48:19,287
♪ Just let it shine through ♪
682
00:48:19,287 --> 00:48:24,814
♪ Just let your soul glow ♪
683
00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:27,252
MAN:
Soul glo.
684
00:48:33,823 --> 00:48:35,521
Darryl!
Cleo.
685
00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:38,393
You're looking sharp,
kid.
686
00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:40,395
How about a Mick Shake?
687
00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:42,702
I believe strawberry
is your favorite.
688
00:48:42,702 --> 00:48:44,660
Straw.
689
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,227
Lisa is in the back.
690
00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:48,186
She's waiting for you.
Come on.
691
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:54,192
So how's everything
over at soul glo?
692
00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:57,325
Fine. Our home weave products
are really taking off.
693
00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,675
Good.By the way,
694
00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:02,548
Dad isn't using the company
tickets to the Jets game.
695
00:49:02,548 --> 00:49:04,289
I thought
you might enjoy them.
696
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:07,205
That's very considerate of you.
Thank you.
697
00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:12,384
Lisa!
Look who's here, honey.
698
00:49:12,384 --> 00:49:13,820
Hi!
699
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,562
You two kids
have a good time, you hear?
700
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:24,004
Ready?Sure.
701
00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:26,920
Listen, I want
to ask you something.
702
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,530
The other day
at the rally,
703
00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,706
somebody stuffed
a large amount of cash
704
00:49:30,706 --> 00:49:33,318
into one of
the collection boxes.
705
00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:36,756
You wouldn't happen to know
who that was, would you?
706
00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:40,107
Well, I...uh...
707
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:42,283
I thought it was you!
708
00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:44,807
You know me...
709
00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,592
Anything for the kids.
710
00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:54,121
Hi, guys!
711
00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:55,340
Hello!
712
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,171
Oh, before I forget,
I got us
713
00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:01,911
four tickets
to the St. John's game.
714
00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,175
Maybe your sister
will bring somebody.
Great.
715
00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:06,003
Hey, uh, take care of this,
will you?
716
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,659
[ laughs ]
717
00:50:19,233 --> 00:50:20,626
Excuse me.
718
00:50:20,626 --> 00:50:23,150
Hey!
It's Kunta Kinte!
719
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,283
[ all laughing ]
720
00:50:27,589 --> 00:50:29,591
What can I do for you,
boy?
721
00:50:32,855 --> 00:50:34,727
Can you make my hair
look like this?
722
00:50:34,727 --> 00:50:37,251
What you want your hair
to look like that for?
723
00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:39,601
I like the way
you wear your hair, natural.
724
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:41,342
I wish more children today
725
00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:43,779
would wear their hair
like Dr. Martin Luther King.
726
00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:47,131
You ain't never seen Dr. King
with no messy Jheri curl.
727
00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:49,655
Right? Dr. King ain't come
walkin' around like that.
728
00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:51,831
You know, I met
Dr. Martin Luther King once.
729
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:54,355
You lying.
You ain't never met Dr. King.
730
00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:57,576
Yes, I met Dr. King in 1962
in Memphis, Tennessee.
731
00:50:57,576 --> 00:51:00,579
I was walking down the street,
minding my own business.
732
00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:03,451
I walk around the corner,
man walk up, hit me in my chest.
733
00:51:03,451 --> 00:51:06,280
I fall on the ground,
look up, it's Dr. King.
734
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,934
I said, "Dr. King!"He said, "Oops,
735
00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:09,979
I thought you were
somebody else."
736
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:11,807
You never met
Martin Luther the King!
737
00:51:11,807 --> 00:51:13,505
Knocked the wind outta me.No.
738
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,637
Yes, he did.No, he did not.
739
00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:17,683
Why you so worried
about how you look?
740
00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:20,468
I am trying to gain the interest
of a certain young lady.
741
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,864
I ain't never heard no woman
givin' no man no lovin'
742
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,171
'cause his hair look good.That's right!
743
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:29,216
Is this an American girl?Yes.
744
00:51:31,262 --> 00:51:34,178
You got to go through her papa.
That's a big misconception.
745
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:35,440
People don't know that
about Americans.
746
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,615
Ain't got nothing to do
747
00:51:36,615 --> 00:51:38,182
with your hair
or your pocket.
748
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,358
Get in good with her father,
you in good with her.
749
00:51:40,358 --> 00:51:42,011
Ain't that right?He ain't lyin'.
750
00:51:42,011 --> 00:51:44,231
That's right.
Get in good with the father,
751
00:51:44,231 --> 00:51:45,537
you home free.
752
00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,191
Mm-hmm. Home free.
753
00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:48,714
Like a bird.
754
00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:00,943
AKEEM:
Mr. McDowell!
755
00:52:00,943 --> 00:52:02,075
What is it?
756
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:04,556
Sir, I was wondering,
757
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:06,906
did you catch the professional
football contest
758
00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:09,169
on television last night?
759
00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:10,736
No, I didn't.
760
00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:12,781
Oh, it was most exhilarating.
761
00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:15,697
The Giants of New York took on
the Packers of Green Bay.
762
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:19,136
In the end, the Giants triumphed
by kicking an oblong ball
763
00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,963
made of pigskin
through a big H.
764
00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:23,009
It was a most ripping victory.
765
00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:28,536
Son, I'm just going to tell you
this one time.
766
00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:29,711
Yes?
767
00:52:29,711 --> 00:52:31,887
You want to keep working here,
768
00:52:31,887 --> 00:52:32,932
stay off the drugs.
769
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,500
Yes!
770
00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:44,683
I don't know
how it is in Africa,
771
00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:46,685
but here rich guys
get all the chicks.
772
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,909
Yes, he must
work very hard.
773
00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:56,782
The prince of soul glo
work hard?
774
00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:58,087
No way!
775
00:52:58,087 --> 00:53:01,090
He lives off
his father's invention.
776
00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:03,484
He could buy her
anything he wants.
777
00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:06,618
How are you gonna
compete with that?
778
00:53:06,618 --> 00:53:09,142
[ pop song playing on radio ]
779
00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:16,715
♪ You're on my mind ♪
780
00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:18,760
♪ Morning, noon
And nighttime ♪
781
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,327
♪ The way you touch my body ♪
782
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:23,374
♪ Girl, it felt so fine ♪
783
00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:24,897
♪ A little lower ♪
784
00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:27,204
♪ Yeah, that drives me crazy ♪
785
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,944
♪ Do your own wicked
Thing to me ♪
786
00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:30,555
♪ Come on, blow my... ♪
787
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:33,210
♪ Mind ♪[ doorbell rings ]
788
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,473
I'll get it!
789
00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:38,127
♪ I like it like that ♪ ♪ Seven days a week ♪
790
00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:40,347
♪ Till you get weak ♪ ♪ I like it like that... ♪
791
00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,265
Delivery for
Miss Lisa McDowell.
792
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:46,919
I'll take it.
I'm her sister.
793
00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:48,790
Would you sign here,
please?
794
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,406
♪ I like it like that ♪
795
00:53:55,406 --> 00:53:57,495
♪ Ooh ♪
796
00:53:57,495 --> 00:53:58,931
What is it?
797
00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:01,803
Something for you.
798
00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:03,849
Do you mind
if I open it?
799
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,895
Whoa!
800
00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:10,116
[ gasps ]
You think they're real?
801
00:54:10,116 --> 00:54:11,813
They couldn't be.
802
00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:16,992
[ reads on-screen text ]
803
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,735
Somebody
is messing around!
804
00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:22,259
I am not.
805
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,131
I don't care how much a man
admires you,
806
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:27,351
he's not going to
give you earrings like that
807
00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:29,527
unless you're giving him
a little boo-tay!
808
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:32,094
Not everybody
thinks like you, Patrice.
809
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:33,444
Yes, they do.
810
00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,533
They just
don't admit it.
811
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:38,100
♪ Baby, when you scream ♪
812
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,146
♪ I like it ♪
813
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:42,279
♪ I like it... Like it ♪
814
00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:56,162
Do you realize I have not
had sex since we got to America?
815
00:54:56,162 --> 00:54:58,730
Semmi, look.
There she is.
816
00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:03,517
I am going to
talk to her.
Good.
817
00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:06,303
Tell her you sent
the $500,000 pair of earrings.
818
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,305
Then she will fall
into your arms,
819
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,437
and we can leave
this godforsaken place.
820
00:55:10,437 --> 00:55:12,570
Oh, no, I cannot do that.Do something.
821
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,398
Do not worry, I have a plan.
822
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:17,662
Heh. What are you going to do?
Mop your way into her heart?
823
00:55:17,662 --> 00:55:19,141
That is not fair.
824
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:21,361
What's not fair is me
doing manual labor.
825
00:55:21,361 --> 00:55:23,102
Oh!
826
00:55:23,102 --> 00:55:24,930
I'm badly in need
of a manicure.
827
00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:26,453
Listen to you!
828
00:55:26,453 --> 00:55:28,368
"I am badly in need
of a manicure."
829
00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:31,328
Are you going to say something?
830
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,943
Hey, Akeem!
831
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:39,988
Yes!This is my sister, Patrice.
832
00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:41,599
Hello! How are you?Hi.
833
00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:43,296
Akeem is from Africa.
834
00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:44,950
Whatcha doin'
in New York?
835
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,560
I'm a student.
836
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,954
What school are you going to?
837
00:55:48,954 --> 00:55:52,261
Uh...I go to the university.
838
00:55:52,261 --> 00:55:53,915
Which one?
839
00:55:55,830 --> 00:55:58,833
The University
of the United States.
840
00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:01,706
I never heard of that.
841
00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:04,752
It is a small university.
842
00:56:04,752 --> 00:56:06,754
We do not even have
a basketball team.
843
00:56:06,754 --> 00:56:10,279
Really? We got an extra ticket
for the St. John's game.
844
00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:11,324
Wanna come?
845
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,459
Yes.
846
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:17,678
Good! You can double date
with me and Darryl.
847
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,511
[ fans cheering ]
848
00:56:34,086 --> 00:56:35,130
Yeah!
849
00:56:41,659 --> 00:56:45,010
Put it! Yeah! Yes! Yes!
850
00:56:45,010 --> 00:56:49,536
In his face! In his face!Yes! In the face!
851
00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:56,456
Why don't you take off
your jacket, Akeem.
852
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:58,719
Put it in the face,
right?
853
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,765
I like this.
854
00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:03,028
Isn't that better?
855
00:57:03,028 --> 00:57:04,856
Yes. Thank you
very much.
856
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:15,388
Wearing clothes must be
a new experience for you.
857
00:57:15,388 --> 00:57:18,739
Are you able
to follow the game, Akeem?
858
00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,524
Oh, yes!
859
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:23,135
I am following
the game quite well.
860
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,357
What kind of games
do y'all play in Africa?
861
00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:29,924
Chase the monkey?
862
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:32,884
[ laughing ]No, we play football.
863
00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:34,712
I believe
you call it soccer.
864
00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:36,801
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right.
Soccer.
865
00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:39,368
That's a real
cute sport...
866
00:57:39,368 --> 00:57:42,676
especially the way y'all
bounce that ball off your heads.
867
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:45,636
Personally, I don't like sports
where you don't use your hands.
868
00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:48,813
Yes!
869
00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:50,858
Yes!
870
00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:53,121
What are you doing?
It's just halftime.
871
00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:57,691
Yes, this is my favorite
part of the game.
872
00:57:57,691 --> 00:57:59,824
Will you excuse me
for a moment, please?
873
00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:02,914
Excuse me.
I'll be back in a minute.
874
00:58:18,016 --> 00:58:19,539
Oh, my goodness!
875
00:58:19,539 --> 00:58:21,541
Oh, my goodness,
it is you!
876
00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:24,936
I cannot believe it!
877
00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:26,067
Oh!
878
00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:29,723
Greetings,
your highness.
879
00:58:29,723 --> 00:58:31,943
Please, please,
stop bowing.
880
00:58:31,943 --> 00:58:34,206
I am a loyal citizen
of Zamunda.
881
00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:37,339
But you're going to spill
your beverages.
882
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:40,647
This is the greatest
day of my life.
883
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:43,520
Yes. It was very nice
meeting you too.
884
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,651
Excuse me.
885
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:51,136
Please! Please!
886
00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:53,660
Please. May I just have
my picture taken with you?
887
00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:04,845
Oh!
888
00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:07,065
I will cherish
this experience
889
00:59:07,065 --> 00:59:09,328
for the rest of my life.
890
00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:16,727
Thank you.
891
00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:18,772
The rest of my life.
892
00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:22,820
Who was that?
893
00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:26,388
Just a man I met
in the restroom.
894
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:36,268
DARRYL:
Sweetheart, why don't
you quit this job?
895
00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:38,270
Because I like it here.
896
00:59:38,270 --> 00:59:39,750
Yeah. But you're my lady.
897
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:42,535
My lady doesn't
have to work.
898
00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:45,494
I'll take care of you.
899
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,279
I'll get you
anything you want.
900
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:50,282
What can I get you?
901
00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:51,457
Nothing!
902
00:59:53,198 --> 00:59:55,635
I'll get you some...
903
00:59:55,635 --> 00:59:56,549
coffee.
904
00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:59,465
I'll be right back.Okay.
905
01:00:07,255 --> 01:00:10,650
Hey, Akeem, did you have
a good time at the game?
906
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:12,434
Yes, I did. Thank you.
907
01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:14,219
I hope Darryl
didn't offend you.
908
01:00:14,219 --> 01:00:16,177
Sometimes he can be
pretty obnoxious.
909
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:18,049
Well, he cannot help it.
910
01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:20,399
Sit down.
Take a break for a minute.
911
01:00:20,399 --> 01:00:21,443
Thank you.
912
01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:26,535
You know, you're
a very unusual guy.
913
01:00:26,535 --> 01:00:28,886
I've never seen
anybody take so much pride
914
01:00:28,886 --> 01:00:30,583
in mopping a floor.
915
01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:32,367
"He who would learn
to fly one day
916
01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:34,456
must first learn
to stand and walk."
917
01:00:34,456 --> 01:00:36,894
One cannot fly into flying.
918
01:00:36,894 --> 01:00:39,026
That is not mine.
That is Nietzsche's.
919
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:41,725
See, that's what I mean.
Most of the guys who work here
920
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,248
don't go around
quoting Nietzsche.
921
01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:51,822
All right! Everybody shut up
and do like I say!
922
01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:53,780
Get the money out!
923
01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:56,565
Stay cool!
Nobody gets hurt!
924
01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:58,567
Take the money out!
All of it!
925
01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:02,528
Don't stall me, fat boy!
Let's go!
926
01:01:02,528 --> 01:01:04,965
Come on!
You're wasting my time!
927
01:01:04,965 --> 01:01:07,359
Come on!
Come on, come on. Come on!
928
01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:12,756
Anybody move,
I'll blow your fucking head off.
929
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,062
What are you looking at, buddy?
930
01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:19,110
Come on!
931
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:20,720
Stop stalling!
932
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:26,552
Come on!
Don't stall me!
933
01:01:26,552 --> 01:01:28,293
All of it!
934
01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:35,300
Come on! Come on!
935
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,128
Excuse me for a moment.
936
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:45,527
It would be wise for you
to put the weapon down.
937
01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:47,747
Who the fuck
is this asshole?
938
01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:51,882
Refrain from using
any further obscenities
939
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,275
in the presence of these people.What?
940
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:57,148
I warned you.
I'll be forced to thrash you.
941
01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:59,193
Fuck you!
942
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:07,114
Freeze, you diseased
rhinoceros pizzle!
943
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,556
[ knife clatters ]
944
01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:16,733
[ people exclaiming
indistinctly ]
945
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:22,913
Hey, fellas.
I gotta tell ya,
946
01:02:22,913 --> 01:02:25,306
I'm real proud of the job
you did in there today.
947
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:28,179
You know, we've been hit
by that guy five times.
948
01:02:28,179 --> 01:02:30,398
I got a feeling
he won't be coming back,
949
01:02:30,398 --> 01:02:33,227
thanks to my...
African connection.
950
01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:34,576
[ laughs ]
951
01:02:34,576 --> 01:02:37,014
Say, leave Sunday
night open.
952
01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:40,408
I'm having a little
get-together at my house.
953
01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,672
You see?
It is working!
954
01:02:43,672 --> 01:02:45,587
He has accepted us
as equals.
955
01:02:47,024 --> 01:02:49,330
Okay, fellas,
just give them a ticket,
956
01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:52,072
take their keys,
park the cars down the street.
957
01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:55,032
When you're finished, come
inside and help in the kitchen.
958
01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:57,295
Akeem,
I want you to come with me.
959
01:02:57,295 --> 01:03:00,951
I want to show you the inside
of McDowell's little castle.
960
01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:08,393
This--
This here is my showplace.
961
01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:12,179
I think it pretty much
speaks for itself.
962
01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,920
You know something, Akeem?
963
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,661
When I was growing up,
964
01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:18,969
nine of us lived in a shack
no bigger than this room.
965
01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:21,232
Look what I have today.
966
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:26,324
Only wish Mrs. McDowell
could have lived to see it.
967
01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,500
You have
a fine house, sir.
968
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,197
Oh, well, thank you.
969
01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:33,592
You know, in 20 or 30 years,
with hard work,
970
01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:35,899
maybe you can have
a place like this for yourself.
971
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,034
[ chuckles ]
That would be something.
972
01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:42,079
Wouldn't it?
973
01:03:45,647 --> 01:03:48,346
Well, this is where
you're gonna be working tonight.
974
01:03:49,782 --> 01:03:51,305
[ switch clicks ]
975
01:03:51,305 --> 01:03:53,046
[ whistle blows ]
976
01:03:58,008 --> 01:04:00,271
Ever open
a champagne bottle?
977
01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:03,230
I have seen it done before.Good.
978
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:05,058
Make sure you keep
all the glasses full.
979
01:04:06,233 --> 01:04:07,713
I better get dressed.
980
01:04:07,713 --> 01:04:09,584
Look around,
make yourself comfortable
981
01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:10,847
till the guests arrive.
982
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,675
[ band playing ]
983
01:04:13,675 --> 01:04:16,330
You see, I love the lord.
984
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:18,158
You understand
what I'm sayin'?
985
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:19,856
I love the lord.
986
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,249
If lovin' the lord
is wrong,
987
01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:23,903
I don't wanna
be right.
988
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:26,688
Hi, Mike. Good to see ya.
Glad you could make it.
989
01:04:26,688 --> 01:04:29,300
Enjoy. Drink up.
Lots more where that came from.
990
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:32,390
Hey, Randy, how's everything?
Good to see you.
991
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:33,913
Watch out
for this guy.
992
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:36,089
Big Ed! My man!
993
01:04:36,089 --> 01:04:38,657
You know, uh...
994
01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:41,573
I can appreciate the way you
handled that dude with the gun.
995
01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,357
I would have
helped you out myself,
996
01:04:43,357 --> 01:04:46,230
except I had a cup
of coffee in my hand.
997
01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:48,362
You understand, right?
998
01:04:48,362 --> 01:04:52,062
I bet you learned that fighting
lions and tigers and shit.
999
01:04:53,846 --> 01:04:58,068
Yes. Where I'm from,
we have to be very aggressive.
1000
01:04:58,068 --> 01:04:59,939
I'm all for that.
1001
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,985
Especially with women.
1002
01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:05,249
You know,
they may not admit it,
1003
01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:07,947
but they all
want a man to...
1004
01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:09,514
take charge...
1005
01:05:14,823 --> 01:05:17,087
Tell them what to do.
1006
01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:23,963
♪ You pick me up ♪ ♪ Pick me up ♪
1007
01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:25,965
♪ When I'm down ♪ ♪ When I'm down ♪
1008
01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:28,446
That's one of the things
I wanted to talk to you--
1009
01:05:28,446 --> 01:05:31,579
Darryl, I must tell you,
your mother gets lovelier
1010
01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:33,103
every time I see her.
1011
01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:35,975
I'd like to talk to you
alone for a minute.
1012
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:38,282
Sure, Darryl. Excuse us.
1013
01:05:38,282 --> 01:05:40,153
Mom, dad, grandma.
1014
01:05:40,153 --> 01:05:41,763
Sure, son.
1015
01:05:41,763 --> 01:05:43,635
I like the fries better
at McDonald's,
1016
01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:46,116
but I'd never tell
Mr. McDowell that.
1017
01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:51,338
Akeem, make sure everybody's
glass is kept full.
1018
01:05:51,338 --> 01:05:53,645
We're about to make
a very special announcement.
1019
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:55,081
Yes, sir.
1020
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:02,219
May I have everyone's
attention, please?
1021
01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:06,266
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Uh-huh, huh ♪
1022
01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:09,530
Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Jenks,
would you please join me?
1023
01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:12,098
And Mother Jenks,
you come up here too.
1024
01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:25,242
I've just heard news
that makes me a very happy man.
1025
01:06:25,242 --> 01:06:26,765
Uh, Semmi, please.
1026
01:06:29,159 --> 01:06:30,290
Champagne.
1027
01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:33,380
Thank you.
1028
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,860
Thank you.
1029
01:06:36,035 --> 01:06:38,081
Okay. Go on.
Get out of here.
1030
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:42,955
Now, as you all know,
1031
01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:45,827
Darryl and Lisa have been
going together
1032
01:06:45,827 --> 01:06:47,481
for quite some time.
1033
01:06:47,481 --> 01:06:50,702
I'm pleased to announce
that just a few moments ago,
1034
01:06:50,702 --> 01:06:52,660
Darryl here popped
the big question...
1035
01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:56,795
And Lisa happily accepted.
1036
01:06:56,795 --> 01:06:59,145
[ crowd exclaiming ]
1037
01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:08,633
So as it turns out, this has
become an engagement party.
1038
01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:12,158
Amen!
Praise the lord!
1039
01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:13,638
Ha-ha-ha!
1040
01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:15,509
Married?
1041
01:07:15,509 --> 01:07:18,077
To the bride and groom.
1042
01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:20,253
ALL:
To the bride and groom!
1043
01:07:20,253 --> 01:07:22,429
To the bride and groom!
1044
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,787
I want you and that young man
to tie that knot.
1045
01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,354
I'm gonna pray for you.
1046
01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:37,009
I want you to hold onto
God's unchanging hand
1047
01:07:37,009 --> 01:07:40,926
because he helped Joshua
fight the battle of Jericho!
1048
01:07:40,926 --> 01:07:45,409
Yes! He helped Daniel
get out of the lion's den!
1049
01:07:45,409 --> 01:07:49,848
He helped Gilligan
get off the island! Lord!
1050
01:07:49,848 --> 01:07:51,763
I want to talk
to you now.
1051
01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:05,516
The next time you and my father
decide to get together
1052
01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:07,779
to plan my life,
I wish you'd let me in on it!
1053
01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:08,997
[ scoffs ]
It's not like--
1054
01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:10,782
Don't touch me!
1055
01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:13,828
But baby, it's our
engagement party.
1056
01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:26,102
Thanks.
1057
01:08:34,371 --> 01:08:36,068
Would you like
some champagne?
1058
01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:40,072
No, thanks. I really
don't feel like celebrating.
1059
01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:43,380
Wait.
1060
01:08:44,598 --> 01:08:47,035
Sit down
and keep me company.
1061
01:08:47,035 --> 01:08:48,863
[ chuckles ]
1062
01:08:54,739 --> 01:08:57,394
[ laughs ]
If you're going
to hang out with me,
1063
01:08:57,394 --> 01:08:58,960
you gotta loosen up,
Akeem.
1064
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,789
Oh, I can be loose.
1065
01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:02,747
See?[ laughs ]
1066
01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:05,315
Much better.
1067
01:09:07,491 --> 01:09:08,927
Are you all right?
1068
01:09:08,927 --> 01:09:10,798
I'm fine.
1069
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:12,800
I'm not gonna be
pressured into marriage,
1070
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,934
not by Darryl
or my father or anybody.
1071
01:09:15,934 --> 01:09:18,415
I understand completely.
1072
01:09:18,415 --> 01:09:20,547
In my country,
they arrange many marriages.
1073
01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:23,376
I don't feel anyone should
get married out of obligation.
1074
01:09:23,376 --> 01:09:26,031
You're right.
How could I have even considered
1075
01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,380
marrying a guy like Darryl?
1076
01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:31,036
I wondered the same thing.
1077
01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:34,822
He just made me
so furious back there.
1078
01:09:34,822 --> 01:09:36,868
You don't think
I overreacted, do you?
1079
01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:40,088
The first reaction
is usually the correct one.
1080
01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:44,267
You know,
you're very easy to talk to.
1081
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,225
I feel like I could
tell you anything.
1082
01:09:51,404 --> 01:09:54,842
Hey, Akeem, we need some more
champagne over here.
1083
01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:01,849
I almost forgot that I was here
in a domestic capacity.
1084
01:10:01,849 --> 01:10:04,200
Well, thanks
for listening to me, Akeem.
1085
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,418
I really appreciate it.
1086
01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:09,640
Anytime, Lisa McDowell.
1087
01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:16,168
Hey, be careful.
1088
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:20,825
I think my sister
likes you.
1089
01:10:20,825 --> 01:10:22,609
[ chuckles ]
1090
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,443
AKEEM:
Semmi.
1091
01:10:33,446 --> 01:10:34,882
Semmi.
1092
01:10:40,018 --> 01:10:42,586
Come now, my friend, you're
going to be late for work.
1093
01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:46,894
So what if I am?Semmi.
1094
01:10:46,894 --> 01:10:49,332
We cannot afford
to anger Mr. McDowell now.
1095
01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:51,899
Especially since things
are going so well with Lisa.
1096
01:10:51,899 --> 01:10:55,468
I do not care.
I'm not going to work today.
1097
01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:57,557
Yes, you are
going to work today.
1098
01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,605
I'm sick of living
like a peasant.
1099
01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:02,910
Look at this filth!
1100
01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:05,261
You want to live better? Fine.
1101
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:07,567
Fix this place up.
1102
01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:10,266
But you are
going to work today.
1103
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,539
Hello!Hi!
1104
01:11:22,539 --> 01:11:25,803
You know, I started on cleanup
just like you guys,
1105
01:11:25,803 --> 01:11:28,980
but now, see,
I'm washing lettuce.
1106
01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:30,503
Soon I'll be on fries,
1107
01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:31,809
then the grill.
1108
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:33,376
A year or two,
1109
01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:35,682
I make assistant manager.
1110
01:11:35,682 --> 01:11:39,207
That's where the big bucks
start rolling in.
1111
01:11:39,207 --> 01:11:41,514
AKEEM:
Just two years, eh?
1112
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:48,652
Maybe I stayed with him
because everyone expected me to.
1113
01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:51,045
You know what I mean?
1114
01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,918
You must be tired of hearing
about my problems with Darryl.
1115
01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:56,486
No. No, not at all.
1116
01:11:56,486 --> 01:11:59,315
You know, I feel like
I owe you a favor.
1117
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,230
Why don't you come to my house,
and I'll fix you dinner.
1118
01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,494
Patrice will be there.[ laughs ]
1119
01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:06,147
Let us go to my house.
1120
01:12:06,147 --> 01:12:07,279
Why?
1121
01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:09,281
Well, I'd like
to cook for you.
1122
01:12:09,281 --> 01:12:10,761
You? Cook?
1123
01:12:10,761 --> 01:12:12,937
I dabble a little, yes.
1124
01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:16,070
Great! Tell you what,
I'll buy the groceries.
1125
01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:18,769
Fine. But I have to warn you...
1126
01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:21,685
My home is very poor.
1127
01:12:21,685 --> 01:12:23,164
I don't care about that.
1128
01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:25,471
I'd love to see
where you live.
1129
01:12:25,471 --> 01:12:28,344
[ romantic theme playing]
1130
01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:41,574
Welcome to my humble abode.
1131
01:12:45,796 --> 01:12:48,364
MAN [ on TV ]:
This is 2-1-2.
1132
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,626
Akeem!
1133
01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:52,368
What's wrong?
1134
01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:54,805
Uh, nothing's wrong.
1135
01:12:54,805 --> 01:12:57,764
Everything's fine.
Excuse me for a moment, please.
1136
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,945
What have you done?
1137
01:13:04,945 --> 01:13:06,686
You told me
to fix up the place.
1138
01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:11,474
I should kill you!Why?
1139
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:13,345
I'm supposed to be a poor man!
1140
01:13:13,345 --> 01:13:16,566
LISA [ knocking ]:
Akeem? Akeem?
1141
01:13:19,177 --> 01:13:21,788
Is everything all right?Uh, everything is fine.
1142
01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:23,834
Excuse me.
I have to tidy up.
1143
01:13:34,105 --> 01:13:36,194
MAN [ on TV ]:
Hey, do you smoke?
1144
01:13:37,761 --> 01:13:40,720
Take care of your lungs. They're only human.
1145
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:41,808
What are you doing?
1146
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:48,119
For God's sake, Akeem,
do not take my pocket money.
1147
01:13:53,603 --> 01:13:57,171
If you have no more money,
you can cause no more mischief.
1148
01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,651
You are being unreasonable!
1149
01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:02,350
If you have ruined
my chances with Lisa,
1150
01:14:02,350 --> 01:14:03,526
I will never forgive you!
1151
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:11,011
I am very sorry.
1152
01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:13,666
Can we go in now?Oh, no, we cannot.
1153
01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:15,102
Why not?
1154
01:14:15,102 --> 01:14:18,889
There is a rat,
a big rat inside.
1155
01:14:18,889 --> 01:14:21,848
You know what I think?
I think there is no rat.
1156
01:14:21,848 --> 01:14:24,242
I think you're just so ashamed
of your apartment,
1157
01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:25,722
you can't even
let me see it.
1158
01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:30,074
Once again,
you have judged correctly.
1159
01:14:30,074 --> 01:14:32,424
[ chuckles ]
If it bothers you that much,
1160
01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:34,382
we can go out to eat.
1161
01:14:34,382 --> 01:14:37,473
[ chuckles ]
That would be much better.
1162
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:40,345
[ romantic theme playing]
1163
01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:03,934
AKEEM:
Excuse me for a moment, please.
1164
01:15:13,639 --> 01:15:15,467
What did you give him?
1165
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:17,774
Oh, I just gave him
some pocket change.
1166
01:15:22,866 --> 01:15:24,737
[ dramatic theme playing]
1167
01:15:33,093 --> 01:15:34,791
Randolph!
1168
01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,793
Leave me alone,
Mortimer.
1169
01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:38,882
Randolph! Randolph!
1170
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,626
I'm still not talking to you.
1171
01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,541
Look!
1172
01:15:52,243 --> 01:15:54,158
Mortimer...
1173
01:15:54,158 --> 01:15:56,029
We're back.
1174
01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:57,640
Yeah.
1175
01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:00,556
To America.
1176
01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:08,259
Why'd you come here?
1177
01:16:08,259 --> 01:16:10,391
To find something special.
1178
01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:12,132
It's an awfully
long way to travel.
1179
01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:15,614
No journey is too great
when one finds what he seeks.
1180
01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,357
Does everyone in Africa
talk like you?
1181
01:16:19,357 --> 01:16:20,967
Why? Do you not like it?
1182
01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:24,492
No, I love it.
It's nice to be with a man
1183
01:16:24,492 --> 01:16:27,147
who knows
how to express himself.
1184
01:16:27,147 --> 01:16:28,453
[ knocking on window ]
1185
01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:30,542
Thank you!Thank you very much!
1186
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:32,370
Let's have lunch.
1187
01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:39,029
[ laughs ]
You have the most
amazing effect on people.
1188
01:16:39,029 --> 01:16:40,770
No, I don't.
1189
01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:42,380
It's true. Look at that guy
1190
01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,991
at the basketball game
the other day.
1191
01:16:44,991 --> 01:16:46,558
People love you.
1192
01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:49,605
I bet where you're from
1193
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,346
women practically
throw themselves at your feet.
1194
01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:54,740
Why do you say that?
1195
01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:58,831
Because you have
a kind of inner glow, like...
1196
01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:01,660
you're above anything petty.
1197
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:03,531
It's almost regal.
1198
01:17:03,531 --> 01:17:05,795
[ chuckles ]
1199
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:09,320
So what did you do
back home?
1200
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,409
Back home I was... I...
1201
01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:14,238
I was in the family business.
1202
01:17:14,238 --> 01:17:15,979
What's that?
1203
01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:18,982
Uh, goat herding.
1204
01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:20,723
[ laughs ]Yes, yes.
1205
01:17:20,723 --> 01:17:22,942
Really?Yes. Does this surprise you?
1206
01:17:22,942 --> 01:17:26,467
No. It's just that you seem
so educated.
1207
01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:29,732
Well, the life of a goat herd
is not that demanding.
1208
01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:31,864
Goats pretty much
take care of themselves,
1209
01:17:31,864 --> 01:17:35,259
which leaves a man with
a great deal of time to read.
1210
01:17:38,741 --> 01:17:40,220
Please let me.
1211
01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:42,832
That's not right.
I should pay.
1212
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:46,400
Akeem, you should stop worrying
about being poor.
1213
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,099
If I wanted a wealthy guy,
I'd be with Darryl...
1214
01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,754
not you.
1215
01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,457
Would you like to dance?
1216
01:17:59,457 --> 01:18:01,589
Yes.
1217
01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:04,767
♪ Someone to care ♪
1218
01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:08,248
♪ Someone to share ♪
1219
01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:10,773
♪ Lonely hours ♪
1220
01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:13,863
♪ And the moments
Of despair ♪
1221
01:18:13,863 --> 01:18:17,301
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
1222
01:18:17,301 --> 01:18:20,478
♪ Oh, what a feeling ♪
1223
01:18:20,478 --> 01:18:23,916
♪ To be loved ♪
1224
01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:30,357
♪ Someone to kiss... ♪
1225
01:18:30,357 --> 01:18:32,142
What about Patrice?
1226
01:18:33,491 --> 01:18:35,536
I am not interested
in Patrice.
1227
01:18:35,536 --> 01:18:38,061
♪ When you're away... ♪
1228
01:18:38,061 --> 01:18:40,977
What about Darryl?
1229
01:18:40,977 --> 01:18:43,762
I am not interested
in Darryl, either.
1230
01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:47,635
♪ Oh, what a feeling ♪
1231
01:18:47,635 --> 01:18:51,248
♪ To be loved ♪
1232
01:18:54,947 --> 01:18:56,993
♪ Some wish to be ♪
1233
01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:11,877
You actually
want to send this?
1234
01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:13,705
Why? What is wrong?
1235
01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:16,360
Read it to me.
1236
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,537
"To his majesty
King Jaffe Joffer,
1237
01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:22,366
the royal palace,
Zamunda.
1238
01:19:22,366 --> 01:19:26,674
Sire, Akeem and I
have depleted our funds.
1239
01:19:26,674 --> 01:19:30,896
Kindly send 300,000
American dollars immediately,
1240
01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,290
as we are
in dire straits.
1241
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:35,596
Your humble servant,
Semi."
1242
01:19:35,596 --> 01:19:38,208
Semmi.Semmi.
1243
01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:40,427
Should I make it
400,000?
1244
01:19:40,427 --> 01:19:43,169
You think
that'd be enough?
1245
01:19:43,169 --> 01:19:45,998
You are right,
500,000.
1246
01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:47,826
As long as you're asking,
1247
01:19:47,826 --> 01:19:50,263
why don't we go
for a cool million.
1248
01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:52,962
You do not think
that would be too much?
1249
01:19:52,962 --> 01:19:54,615
Nah.
1250
01:20:00,099 --> 01:20:03,059
Okay. What's going on?
1251
01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:06,236
Uh...Patrice!
1252
01:20:07,846 --> 01:20:09,805
I came to see Akeem.
1253
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,546
What are you two
involved in?
1254
01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:14,984
You can't afford
all this stuff on your salary.
1255
01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:19,815
♪ Someone to kiss ♪
1256
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,469
♪ Someone to miss ♪
1257
01:20:22,469 --> 01:20:24,123
♪ When you're away ♪
1258
01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:26,778
♪ Through here
Gone each day ♪
1259
01:20:26,778 --> 01:20:29,346
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪
1260
01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:31,391
[ dogs barking ]♪ Wow! What a feeling ♪
1261
01:20:31,391 --> 01:20:33,785
♪ To be loved ♪MAN: Hey! Keep quiet down there!
1262
01:20:33,785 --> 01:20:37,528
♪ Some wish to be
A king or a queen ♪
1263
01:20:37,528 --> 01:20:40,096
♪ Some wish
For fortune and fame ♪
1264
01:20:40,096 --> 01:20:43,490
WOMAN: Shut up!♪ But to be truly ♪
1265
01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:46,058
♪ Truly, truly
Truly loved... ♪
1266
01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,973
[ dogs howling ]
1267
01:20:47,973 --> 01:20:51,585
♪ Of these things
Whoa ♪
1268
01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:53,587
♪ Someone to care ♪
1269
01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,851
♪ Someone to share ♪
1270
01:20:55,851 --> 01:21:00,638
♪ Lonely hours
And moments of despair ♪
1271
01:21:00,638 --> 01:21:04,250
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪MAN: Will you shut the fuck up?
1272
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:07,993
♪ Wow! What a feeling ♪
1273
01:21:07,993 --> 01:21:10,126
Semmi, I just had
the most wonderful--
1274
01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:14,870
Oh, hi, Akeem.
1275
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,220
Semmi told me
everything.
1276
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:20,005
Sorry things
didn't work out
1277
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:23,574
between you and me, but...
You understand.
1278
01:21:23,574 --> 01:21:25,706
Good night...
1279
01:21:25,706 --> 01:21:27,230
Sweet prince.
1280
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:37,501
Remember, you must not
tell a soul.
1281
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:40,112
Your secret is safe
with me, your highness.
1282
01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:42,767
Bye.
1283
01:21:50,296 --> 01:21:53,691
If you're the prince,
then who am I?
1284
01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,913
My servant?
1285
01:22:09,663 --> 01:22:12,710
Mm-mm!
Boy, they smell good!
1286
01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:15,843
That Darryl must be spending
a fortune on flowers, huh.
1287
01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:17,976
Stay out of this, Dad.
1288
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:20,196
Where you going?
1289
01:22:20,196 --> 01:22:22,676
To a museum with Akeem.
1290
01:22:22,676 --> 01:22:25,592
No, I don't like that.
I don't like that one bit.
1291
01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:27,986
What's wrong with Akeem?
1292
01:22:27,986 --> 01:22:29,727
Lisa, you told me yourself.
1293
01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:31,903
He's a goat herder.
1294
01:22:31,903 --> 01:22:34,210
Why don't you marry Darryl?
1295
01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:37,343
He dresses real nice,
treats you real good.
1296
01:22:37,343 --> 01:22:39,867
You only like Darryl
because he's rich.
1297
01:22:41,739 --> 01:22:44,046
Lisa, I just don't want you
to have to struggle
1298
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:46,309
the way your mother and I did.
1299
01:22:46,309 --> 01:22:47,614
I know.
1300
01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:51,270
Bye, daddy.
1301
01:22:51,270 --> 01:22:52,576
Bye.
1302
01:22:53,925 --> 01:22:55,318
[ knocking ]
1303
01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:57,711
Come in.
1304
01:23:01,628 --> 01:23:03,369
You boys wanted
to see me?
1305
01:23:03,369 --> 01:23:06,285
Yes, Mr. Townsend, we would
like to change apartments.
1306
01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:11,029
Goddamn! What the hell
have you boys done in here?
1307
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:13,553
Uh, my friend, Semmi
has altered the apartment.
1308
01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:15,773
And we would like
to exchange it for another.
1309
01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:17,644
This stuff ain't hot, is it?
1310
01:23:17,644 --> 01:23:19,516
Oh, of course not, sir.
It's just that
1311
01:23:19,516 --> 01:23:21,300
I'm going to bring
a young lady up,
1312
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:23,781
and I cannot let her
see me living like this.
1313
01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:27,089
I'll tell you what,
1314
01:23:27,089 --> 01:23:29,526
I'm gonna let you boys
stay in my apartment,
1315
01:23:29,526 --> 01:23:31,615
and I'll move up here.
1316
01:23:31,615 --> 01:23:33,356
Does your apartment
look poor?
1317
01:23:33,356 --> 01:23:35,923
Yeah, it's a real shit-hole.
You'll love it.
1318
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:40,624
Here are the keys.
It's apartment 1A,
1319
01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:43,975
downstairs, first floor.
1320
01:23:43,975 --> 01:23:45,846
Thank you. You are too kind.
1321
01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:47,979
Semmi, move our things.
1322
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:58,076
I have a date with Lisa!
1323
01:23:58,076 --> 01:23:59,295
Isn't that wonderful?
1324
01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:08,043
[ dramatic theme playing]
1325
01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:20,463
CLARENCE:
Who in the hell is that?
1326
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:32,953
Hey, what's up, brother?
1327
01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:35,347
You a little late
for the Christmas pageant.
1328
01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,044
[ all laughing ]
1329
01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:44,922
I'm king Jaffe Joffer,
ruler of Zamunda.
1330
01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:46,358
Yeah, well, have a seat.
1331
01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:48,708
Chair number two
will be ready in a second.
1332
01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:53,713
This is beautiful!
1333
01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:55,280
What is that? Velvet?
1334
01:25:57,239 --> 01:25:59,806
I have come for my son Akeem.
1335
01:25:59,806 --> 01:26:01,156
Come for who?
1336
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,810
You know, Kunta from up...
1337
01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:04,898
Kunta.
1338
01:26:04,898 --> 01:26:06,683
Oh, yeah, the boy upstairs.
1339
01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:09,947
Oh, yeah, yeah, him!
He around here someplace.
1340
01:26:09,947 --> 01:26:12,645
He live upstairs
on the fifth floor.
1341
01:26:12,645 --> 01:26:16,649
Hey! Who gonna clean up
all these flowers?
1342
01:26:23,613 --> 01:26:25,571
[ cows moo ] [ gunshot ]
1343
01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:27,791
You may enter.
1344
01:26:34,928 --> 01:26:36,930
You are not Akeem.
1345
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:39,368
I know that.
1346
01:26:47,550 --> 01:26:49,247
What is this?
1347
01:26:49,247 --> 01:26:51,467
A photograph.
1348
01:26:51,467 --> 01:26:53,773
What is this McDowell's?
1349
01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:56,385
It's a place over
on Queens Boulevard.
1350
01:26:56,385 --> 01:26:58,604
I think he works there.
1351
01:26:58,604 --> 01:27:00,302
My son works?
1352
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,523
Where is he now?I don't know.
1353
01:27:04,523 --> 01:27:07,918
He moved downstairs,
apartment 1A.
1354
01:27:11,922 --> 01:27:13,880
Aah!
1355
01:27:18,929 --> 01:27:22,715
Your majesty...
What are you doing here?
1356
01:27:22,715 --> 01:27:25,979
I received your telegram.
Where is Akeem?
1357
01:27:25,979 --> 01:27:28,199
He went out.
1358
01:27:28,199 --> 01:27:30,288
How was your flight?
Comfortable, I trust?
1359
01:27:30,288 --> 01:27:34,074
Your only job
was to look after Akeem.
1360
01:27:34,074 --> 01:27:36,468
How could you
let him come to such a pass?
1361
01:27:36,468 --> 01:27:37,904
Akeem will not listen to me.
1362
01:27:37,904 --> 01:27:40,167
He's gone quite mad,
your majesty.
1363
01:27:41,473 --> 01:27:42,605
Semmi...
1364
01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,956
You have disgraced yourself,
1365
01:27:45,956 --> 01:27:47,392
and you must be punished.
1366
01:27:49,525 --> 01:27:52,049
You will confine yourself
to our royal suite
1367
01:27:52,049 --> 01:27:53,485
at the Waldorf-Astoria.
1368
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:58,011
And see that he puts on
some decent attire.
1369
01:27:58,011 --> 01:28:00,057
And I want you
to bathe him thoroughly.
1370
01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:08,283
Oh, thank you, your majesty!
1371
01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:12,025
LISA:
Oh, look, Zamunda!
1372
01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:13,723
That's where you're from,
isn't it?
1373
01:28:13,723 --> 01:28:15,638
Yes.What's it like?
1374
01:28:15,638 --> 01:28:17,074
Oh, you would love it there.
1375
01:28:17,074 --> 01:28:18,989
It's the most beautiful
place on earth.
1376
01:28:18,989 --> 01:28:22,384
The people
are very friendly, and you...
1377
01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:24,473
You, they would
treat like a queen.
1378
01:28:27,476 --> 01:28:28,781
Akeem.
1379
01:28:30,087 --> 01:28:31,610
People are gonna see us.
1380
01:28:33,525 --> 01:28:34,700
Then let them see.
1381
01:28:35,701 --> 01:28:37,660
Lisa, let us go.
1382
01:28:37,660 --> 01:28:38,704
Now?
1383
01:28:38,704 --> 01:28:40,227
Yes.
1384
01:28:40,227 --> 01:28:42,055
Right now.
1385
01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:46,973
[ dramatic theme playing]
1386
01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,551
Yeah, well, look, Darryl,
1387
01:28:59,551 --> 01:29:01,814
why don't you come by
the house tonight?
1388
01:29:01,814 --> 01:29:04,469
Yeah, about 9:00.
1389
01:29:04,469 --> 01:29:06,950
Lisa will be home by then.
1390
01:29:06,950 --> 01:29:09,039
Yeah, look. Don't worry
about it, buddy.
1391
01:29:09,039 --> 01:29:10,780
We'll work something out.
1392
01:29:10,780 --> 01:29:13,348
Okay, see you later.
1393
01:29:19,179 --> 01:29:20,485
MAURICE:
Mr. McDowell?
1394
01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:21,965
Yeah?
1395
01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:23,749
There's some people here
to see you.
1396
01:29:25,447 --> 01:29:27,797
They're not from McDonald's,
are they?
1397
01:29:27,797 --> 01:29:28,885
I don't think so.
1398
01:29:35,021 --> 01:29:36,936
What can I do for you?
1399
01:29:40,157 --> 01:29:41,724
Oha.
1400
01:29:41,724 --> 01:29:44,379
This is King Jaffe Joffer,
ruler of Zamunda.
1401
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,293
He is searching
for his son Akeem.
1402
01:29:47,730 --> 01:29:48,861
Your son?
1403
01:29:48,861 --> 01:29:50,646
Yes, my son the prince.
1404
01:29:50,646 --> 01:29:53,126
A prince?
A-are you serious?
1405
01:29:53,126 --> 01:29:56,173
Prince Akeem is the sole heir
to the throne of Zamunda.
1406
01:29:56,173 --> 01:29:57,653
I always knew there was
1407
01:29:57,653 --> 01:29:59,481
somethin' special
about that boy.
1408
01:29:59,481 --> 01:30:01,396
Can you tell us
where he might be?
1409
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:04,529
Oh, yes, he's out
with my lovely daughter Lisa.
1410
01:30:06,357 --> 01:30:09,273
I'm staying at
the Waldorf-Astoria.
1411
01:30:09,273 --> 01:30:10,622
When you see him,
call me.
1412
01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:13,103
I-I'll tell him you're here.No.
1413
01:30:13,103 --> 01:30:16,759
Do not alert him to my presence.
I shall deal with him myself.
1414
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:24,984
For your trouble.
1415
01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:28,727
[ chuckles ]
Uh, well, thank you,
your royalness.
1416
01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,783
[ chuckling ]:
A prince!
1417
01:30:55,754 --> 01:30:58,104
[ African theme playing]
1418
01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:04,676
Wait!
What?
1419
01:31:04,676 --> 01:31:05,982
We cannot go in.
1420
01:31:05,982 --> 01:31:07,679
Why not?
1421
01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:10,247
Wait in the car.
I will be right back.
1422
01:31:20,997 --> 01:31:22,215
We must leave.
1423
01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:24,043
I don't care
about the apartment.
1424
01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:26,916
It's not that. It's just that
I feel like I'm rushing you.
1425
01:31:26,916 --> 01:31:28,395
No, you're not.
1426
01:31:29,701 --> 01:31:32,487
It's better
if we take our time.
1427
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:33,836
But I want to.
1428
01:31:33,836 --> 01:31:35,707
It's better
if I take you home.
1429
01:31:43,149 --> 01:31:44,977
CLEO:
Oh, look who's here!
1430
01:31:44,977 --> 01:31:47,458
Akeem,
it's good to see you!
1431
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,634
Um, it is good
to see you too, sir.
1432
01:31:49,634 --> 01:31:51,375
Come on inside.
Have a little drink.
1433
01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:53,377
I have to get going,
Mr. McDowell.
1434
01:31:53,377 --> 01:31:55,074
Oh, no. You got time
for one drink.
1435
01:31:55,074 --> 01:31:57,381
Have a seat.
Get out of here, dog.
1436
01:31:57,381 --> 01:32:00,384
You and I, we don't spend
enough time talkin'.
1437
01:32:00,384 --> 01:32:03,213
Perhaps some other time, sir.
I really have to get going.
1438
01:32:03,213 --> 01:32:05,911
Oh, no. Sit down. I'll be
right back with that drink.
1439
01:32:23,842 --> 01:32:26,366
Yeah, King Jaffe Joffer's room,
please.
1440
01:32:29,108 --> 01:32:30,632
Yeah, hello, King.
1441
01:32:30,632 --> 01:32:32,459
Yeah, Cleo McDowell here.
1442
01:32:32,459 --> 01:32:35,593
Yeah, King, both the kids
are here...together.
1443
01:32:35,593 --> 01:32:40,816
Right. 2432 Derby Avenue,
Jamaica Estates.
1444
01:32:40,816 --> 01:32:43,993
Right. Now, King,
I was wondering if--
1445
01:32:43,993 --> 01:32:45,429
Hello, King?
1446
01:32:48,867 --> 01:32:52,610
I really have to go, sir.Oh, no, no. Have a seat. Here.
1447
01:32:52,610 --> 01:32:54,438
Look, did you want ice
in that?
1448
01:32:54,438 --> 01:32:57,963
[ doorbell rings ]Excuse me. I'll be right back.
1449
01:32:57,963 --> 01:33:00,444
[ dramatic theme playing]
1450
01:33:09,105 --> 01:33:10,367
Well, who was that?
1451
01:33:10,367 --> 01:33:12,543
Uh...Jehovah's Witness.
1452
01:33:12,543 --> 01:33:14,458
[ doorbell rings ]Excuse me.
1453
01:33:21,813 --> 01:33:23,815
Look. The girl
doesn't like you anymore!
1454
01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:25,948
Can't you get that
through your greasy head!
1455
01:33:25,948 --> 01:33:27,689
But you told me
to come over--
1456
01:33:30,953 --> 01:33:32,650
Now, where were we?
1457
01:33:36,872 --> 01:33:38,221
[ knocking ]
1458
01:33:42,791 --> 01:33:44,531
[ knocking ]
1459
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:49,972
I warned you,
didn't I?
1460
01:33:49,972 --> 01:33:51,713
Dottie, get him!
1461
01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:53,628
[ barking ]
1462
01:33:55,412 --> 01:33:57,806
[ exclaiming indistinctly ]
1463
01:34:01,418 --> 01:34:03,550
Sir, I really appreciate
your hospitality,
1464
01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:06,728
but I have to get going.You can stay a little longer.
1465
01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:09,644
I just put some delicious
hors d'oeuvres in the oven...
1466
01:34:09,644 --> 01:34:10,906
son.
1467
01:34:10,906 --> 01:34:13,038
Let me go see
if they're ready.
1468
01:34:17,347 --> 01:34:19,305
Lisa, I must leave.
1469
01:34:19,305 --> 01:34:20,872
Is something wrong,
Akeem?
1470
01:34:20,872 --> 01:34:23,614
I promise I will tell you
when the time is right.
1471
01:34:23,614 --> 01:34:26,791
But now I must go.
Tell your father goodbye for me.
1472
01:34:30,882 --> 01:34:32,362
Where's Akeem?
1473
01:34:32,362 --> 01:34:34,930
He said he had to leave.Well, he can't leave!
1474
01:34:34,930 --> 01:34:37,454
What is going on?
1475
01:34:37,454 --> 01:34:40,587
And why are you being so nice
to Akeem all of a sudden?
1476
01:34:40,587 --> 01:34:43,068
I like the boy!
1477
01:34:43,068 --> 01:34:45,375
What are you up to?
1478
01:34:45,375 --> 01:34:47,246
What? Nothing!
1479
01:34:47,246 --> 01:34:50,206
Hey, a man's got a right
to change his mind, doesn't he?
1480
01:34:50,206 --> 01:34:51,816
Daddy...
1481
01:34:51,816 --> 01:34:54,732
You know, you two make
a beautiful couple, Lisa.
1482
01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:56,038
Daddy!
1483
01:34:56,038 --> 01:34:58,562
He's a real
fine young man!
1484
01:34:58,562 --> 01:34:59,519
Dad!
1485
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:03,306
Okay, Lisa, he's rich!
1486
01:35:03,306 --> 01:35:04,916
He is rich!
1487
01:35:04,916 --> 01:35:06,048
What?
1488
01:35:06,048 --> 01:35:07,702
He's got his own money,
1489
01:35:07,702 --> 01:35:10,139
and, baby, when I tell you
he's got his own money,
1490
01:35:10,139 --> 01:35:12,228
I mean the boy
has got his own money!
1491
01:35:12,228 --> 01:35:13,446
Hmm?
1492
01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:21,890
A prince!
1493
01:35:21,890 --> 01:35:23,326
He's a prince!
1494
01:35:26,242 --> 01:35:28,766
Oh, Lisa,
you did it this time!
1495
01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:30,159
You hit the jackpot!
1496
01:35:30,159 --> 01:35:32,422
Your little goat herder
makes Darryl look like
1497
01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:34,206
a-a welfare case!
1498
01:35:34,206 --> 01:35:35,947
[ chuckles ]
1499
01:35:39,037 --> 01:35:40,909
[ thunder rumbling ]
1500
01:35:43,825 --> 01:35:45,652
[ cars honking ]
1501
01:35:47,045 --> 01:35:48,655
I will get out here.
1502
01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:52,703
That'll be nine bucks.
1503
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:15,857
Semmi!
1504
01:36:15,857 --> 01:36:18,860
Good news, Akeem.
We've been rescued.
1505
01:36:18,860 --> 01:36:20,818
Where are my parents?
1506
01:36:20,818 --> 01:36:24,256
They've gone to the McDowell's
house to look for you.
1507
01:36:24,256 --> 01:36:25,736
Come with me.
1508
01:36:25,736 --> 01:36:27,259
Where we going?
1509
01:36:27,259 --> 01:36:29,392
Back to Queens.
1510
01:36:29,392 --> 01:36:33,352
Well, look who's here!
Come in! Come in!
1511
01:36:33,352 --> 01:36:36,355
Welcome to
casa de McDowell's.
1512
01:36:36,355 --> 01:36:38,270
Come right in.
1513
01:36:44,755 --> 01:36:46,844
Uh, uh...
1514
01:36:46,844 --> 01:36:48,019
Where is Akeem?
1515
01:36:48,019 --> 01:36:50,152
Uh, he just
stepped out.
1516
01:36:50,152 --> 01:36:53,024
He probably went for a pizza.
You know these youngsters.
1517
01:36:54,417 --> 01:36:57,072
This must be your lovely wife.
1518
01:36:57,072 --> 01:36:58,334
How are you today?
1519
01:36:58,334 --> 01:37:00,510
Oh, very well,
thank you.
1520
01:37:00,510 --> 01:37:02,512
I don't know
whether to shake your hand,
1521
01:37:02,512 --> 01:37:05,428
kiss it, or bow or what?
1522
01:37:05,428 --> 01:37:07,473
I feel like break-dancin'.
1523
01:37:08,561 --> 01:37:10,694
Uh, come in.
Have a seat.
1524
01:37:10,694 --> 01:37:12,696
Take a load off.
Come on.
1525
01:37:12,696 --> 01:37:14,959
Your son ought to be back
in a minute.
1526
01:37:14,959 --> 01:37:18,006
Here. Try the La-Z-Boy.
1527
01:37:18,006 --> 01:37:20,269
It is very nice.Yeah. Put your feet up.
1528
01:37:20,269 --> 01:37:21,444
[ gasps ]
1529
01:37:27,929 --> 01:37:31,497
Here you go, King. Try one
of these pigs in a blanket.
1530
01:37:31,497 --> 01:37:33,717
They're the frozen kind,
but you'd never know it.
1531
01:37:33,717 --> 01:37:36,111
You told me my son was here!
1532
01:37:36,111 --> 01:37:39,549
You know, my daughter Lisa
might know where he went.
1533
01:37:39,549 --> 01:37:41,594
Akeem and Lisa
have gotten quite close.
1534
01:37:41,594 --> 01:37:44,728
Where is your daughter?
I must speak to her at once!
1535
01:37:44,728 --> 01:37:45,903
Lisa?
1536
01:37:45,903 --> 01:37:47,992
There's someone
here to see you.
1537
01:37:54,172 --> 01:37:56,305
This is Akeem's father,
1538
01:37:56,305 --> 01:37:57,828
the king!
1539
01:37:57,828 --> 01:37:59,221
Leave us.
1540
01:38:02,050 --> 01:38:03,834
[ door closes ]
1541
01:38:08,926 --> 01:38:10,885
I understand
you're seeing my son.
1542
01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:12,799
I wasseeing him.
1543
01:38:12,799 --> 01:38:15,019
Then he must have told you
about his wife.
1544
01:38:15,019 --> 01:38:16,325
He's married?
1545
01:38:16,325 --> 01:38:17,717
No, but he will be soon.
1546
01:38:17,717 --> 01:38:20,590
We've already
chosen his bride.
1547
01:38:20,590 --> 01:38:22,070
So you see,
1548
01:38:22,070 --> 01:38:24,768
he could not be at all serious
about you.
1549
01:38:24,768 --> 01:38:27,336
Akeem came to America
to, uh,
1550
01:38:27,336 --> 01:38:28,903
sow his royal oats.
1551
01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:32,994
Excuse me.
I need to be alone.
1552
01:38:32,994 --> 01:38:35,997
Are you comfortable,
Miss-- Uh, uh...
1553
01:38:35,997 --> 01:38:37,520
I'm not sure what to call you?
1554
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:38,913
My name's Cleo.
1555
01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:40,958
It is very nice to meet you,
Cleo.
1556
01:38:40,958 --> 01:38:42,873
My name is Aoleon.
1557
01:38:42,873 --> 01:38:44,657
A-oleon...
1558
01:38:44,657 --> 01:38:46,877
A-aleon, A--
1559
01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:50,968
Uh, Lisa,
where you goin'?
1560
01:38:50,968 --> 01:38:52,317
I want you to meet the queen.
1561
01:38:54,624 --> 01:38:56,234
Are you all right, my dear?
1562
01:38:56,234 --> 01:38:58,715
I'm sorry...
1563
01:38:58,715 --> 01:39:00,804
I have to get out of here.
1564
01:39:00,804 --> 01:39:02,501
What's the matter, baby?
1565
01:39:03,633 --> 01:39:04,939
[ door slams ]
1566
01:39:08,681 --> 01:39:10,292
Hey, what'd you say
to my daughter?
1567
01:39:10,292 --> 01:39:12,424
I told her the truth.
1568
01:39:12,424 --> 01:39:14,949
Akeem could not
be interested in her.
1569
01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:16,602
How can you be so sure?
1570
01:39:16,602 --> 01:39:20,128
Oh, come now. Our son cannot
consort with such a girl.
1571
01:39:20,128 --> 01:39:21,303
Hey, now, wait a minute!
1572
01:39:23,696 --> 01:39:24,959
Oha.
1573
01:39:28,658 --> 01:39:30,877
I know you have been
inconvenienced.
1574
01:39:30,877 --> 01:39:32,749
I am prepared
to compensate you.
1575
01:39:32,749 --> 01:39:35,317
Shall we say one million
American dollars?
1576
01:39:35,317 --> 01:39:38,015
No way!
Very well, then.
Two million.
1577
01:39:38,015 --> 01:39:40,017
You haven't got enough
to buy my daughter off.
1578
01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:41,801
Nonsense!AOLEON: Jaffe,
1579
01:39:41,801 --> 01:39:43,803
apologize to Mr. McDowell.
1580
01:39:43,803 --> 01:39:46,545
I will do no such thing.
The man is beneath me
1581
01:39:46,545 --> 01:39:49,766
and so is his daughter.I don't give a damn who you are!
1582
01:39:49,766 --> 01:39:51,115
This is America, Jack.
1583
01:39:51,115 --> 01:39:52,987
Now, you say one more word
about Lisa,
1584
01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:55,337
and I'm gonna break my foot off
in your royal ass!
1585
01:39:57,382 --> 01:39:58,601
Pardon me?
1586
01:39:58,601 --> 01:40:01,560
What's everybody
yelling about?
1587
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:03,867
Their son, the prince,
is in love with Lisa,
1588
01:40:03,867 --> 01:40:05,825
but the king here--
He can't handle it!
1589
01:40:05,825 --> 01:40:08,089
No he's not.
The prince is in love with me.
1590
01:40:08,089 --> 01:40:09,264
[ door closes ]
1591
01:40:14,008 --> 01:40:15,879
Are you all right?
1592
01:40:15,879 --> 01:40:18,055
Yes, Mother, I am fine.Oh!
1593
01:40:18,055 --> 01:40:21,058
Why are you hugging him?
He's just the servant.
1594
01:40:22,364 --> 01:40:24,192
He's the prince.
1595
01:40:24,192 --> 01:40:26,846
[ thunder rumbles ]
1596
01:40:26,846 --> 01:40:28,196
Who told you that?
1597
01:40:35,072 --> 01:40:37,683
You mean Akeem's
the prince?
1598
01:40:37,683 --> 01:40:40,251
Yeah, and he's in love
with Lisa.
1599
01:40:40,251 --> 01:40:43,472
How come she always
gets the good ones?
1600
01:40:45,865 --> 01:40:47,302
Where is Lisa?
1601
01:40:47,302 --> 01:40:50,174
Your daddy here
just ran her off!
1602
01:40:54,004 --> 01:40:55,223
What did you tell her?
1603
01:40:55,223 --> 01:40:57,312
It is of no consequence.
1604
01:40:57,312 --> 01:40:59,227
We shall return to Zamunda
at once.
1605
01:40:59,227 --> 01:41:02,056
I will not leave
without Lisa.
1606
01:41:02,056 --> 01:41:03,535
So you do care for her?
1607
01:41:06,277 --> 01:41:09,802
Mother...I love her.
1608
01:41:09,802 --> 01:41:12,631
Then go after her.
1609
01:41:12,631 --> 01:41:15,895
[ romantic theme playing]
1610
01:41:15,895 --> 01:41:17,723
Akeem!
1611
01:41:17,723 --> 01:41:19,856
Akeem, I forbid you!
1612
01:41:19,856 --> 01:41:22,076
Put a sock in it, Jaffe.
The boy is in love.
1613
01:41:23,816 --> 01:41:26,689
[ tense theme playing]
1614
01:41:39,832 --> 01:41:42,008
[ knocking ]
1615
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:49,625
Darryl, what happened?
1616
01:41:52,584 --> 01:41:54,543
Lisa dumped me.
1617
01:41:54,543 --> 01:41:57,589
Oh, I know.
You poor thing.
1618
01:41:59,548 --> 01:42:02,899
First thing we have to do is get
you out of these wet clothes.
1619
01:42:02,899 --> 01:42:04,988
[ zipper unzips ]
1620
01:42:07,164 --> 01:42:08,426
AKEEM:
Stop!
1621
01:42:09,427 --> 01:42:10,776
Lisa!
1622
01:42:11,603 --> 01:42:12,909
Lisa!
1623
01:42:17,522 --> 01:42:19,872
I will be fine by myself.
1624
01:43:11,185 --> 01:43:12,751
Lisa, please.
1625
01:43:14,884 --> 01:43:16,973
I did not mean to hurt you.
1626
01:43:16,973 --> 01:43:21,934
Well, at least I know
who gave me these.
1627
01:43:21,934 --> 01:43:24,328
Well, you can keep them
because I don't want them,
1628
01:43:25,808 --> 01:43:27,766
and I don't want you!
1629
01:43:42,738 --> 01:43:45,349
Lisa. Lisa.
1630
01:43:45,349 --> 01:43:46,959
Look, just leave me alone!
1631
01:43:46,959 --> 01:43:48,744
Lisa, please.
1632
01:43:48,744 --> 01:43:50,398
I love you.
1633
01:43:50,398 --> 01:43:52,922
What about the woman
you're supposed to marry?
1634
01:43:52,922 --> 01:43:56,055
I do not love her. Why do you
think I came to America?
1635
01:43:56,055 --> 01:43:59,320
Oh, your father told me--
To sow your royal oats!
1636
01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:02,671
Oh, no. I came to America
to find my bride.
1637
01:44:02,671 --> 01:44:05,064
I came to Queens to find you.
1638
01:44:05,064 --> 01:44:06,675
So why did you lie to me, then?
1639
01:44:06,675 --> 01:44:09,460
Why didn't you just tell me
you were a prince?
1640
01:44:09,460 --> 01:44:11,680
Because I wanted you
to love me for who I am.
1641
01:44:12,898 --> 01:44:14,813
I'm not sure whoyou are.
1642
01:44:14,813 --> 01:44:17,076
I'm the man
you fell in love with.
1643
01:44:17,076 --> 01:44:19,035
Should it matter
that I'm a prince?
1644
01:44:23,257 --> 01:44:25,868
It shouldn't, but I--Just tell me you didn't love me
1645
01:44:25,868 --> 01:44:27,826
when you thought
I was a goat herder,
1646
01:44:27,826 --> 01:44:30,046
and I will never
bother you again.
1647
01:44:32,831 --> 01:44:34,572
[ sighs ]
1648
01:44:36,792 --> 01:44:40,317
It just wouldn't work out.
We're too different.
1649
01:44:40,317 --> 01:44:42,798
You're royalty,
for God's sake!
1650
01:44:42,798 --> 01:44:45,540
You want me to renounce
my throne? I will.
1651
01:44:45,540 --> 01:44:48,282
From this moment on,
I renounce my throne!
1652
01:44:48,282 --> 01:44:50,066
I'm no longer
prince of Zamunda!
1653
01:44:50,066 --> 01:44:52,329
I renounce my throne!
1654
01:44:56,638 --> 01:44:58,466
Does this make you happy?
1655
01:45:08,302 --> 01:45:10,173
I can't let you do that.
1656
01:45:12,131 --> 01:45:14,830
I do not care about my crown.
1657
01:45:14,830 --> 01:45:16,788
All I care about is you.
1658
01:45:18,181 --> 01:45:20,183
Marry me, Lisa.
1659
01:45:24,622 --> 01:45:27,146
So, what do you think?
1660
01:45:27,146 --> 01:45:30,324
Go on, honey!
Take a chance!
1661
01:45:44,163 --> 01:45:46,514
Look. I'm sorry.
I can't.
1662
01:45:46,514 --> 01:45:48,472
[ voice breaking ]:
Goodbye, Akeem.
1663
01:45:56,611 --> 01:45:59,178
If you're really a prince,
I'll marry you.
1664
01:46:29,861 --> 01:46:32,734
[ dramatic theme playing]
1665
01:47:16,995 --> 01:47:18,606
Look at it this way.
1666
01:47:18,606 --> 01:47:21,130
At least we learned
how to make french fries.
1667
01:47:25,917 --> 01:47:28,790
[ African theme playing]
1668
01:47:48,331 --> 01:47:50,768
You're still
not speaking to me?
1669
01:47:52,553 --> 01:47:54,903
I only want our son
to be happy.
1670
01:47:54,903 --> 01:47:58,776
So do I. Aoleon, please.
It is out of our hands.
1671
01:47:58,776 --> 01:47:59,864
The girl told him no.
1672
01:47:59,864 --> 01:48:01,910
After the way you treated her,
1673
01:48:01,910 --> 01:48:03,302
who could blame her?
1674
01:48:03,302 --> 01:48:04,956
Even if she said yes,
1675
01:48:04,956 --> 01:48:06,436
they still could not marry.
1676
01:48:06,436 --> 01:48:07,829
It is against
the tradition.
1677
01:48:07,829 --> 01:48:10,658
Well, it is
a stupid tradition.
1678
01:48:10,658 --> 01:48:12,398
Who am I to change it?
1679
01:48:13,487 --> 01:48:15,532
I thought you were the king.
1680
01:48:23,888 --> 01:48:26,891
[ dramatic theme playing]
1681
01:48:26,891 --> 01:48:29,067
[ birds chirping ][ elephants trumpeting ]
1682
01:48:29,067 --> 01:48:30,939
[ organ playing ]
1683
01:49:39,268 --> 01:49:41,052
Your highness...
1684
01:49:41,052 --> 01:49:44,578
We have not
come to that part yet.
1685
01:49:51,715 --> 01:49:53,717
[ whispering ]:
Your highness...
1686
01:49:53,717 --> 01:49:55,371
Your highness...
1687
01:49:56,415 --> 01:49:58,504
[ crowd cheering ]
1688
01:49:58,504 --> 01:50:01,029
[ pop theme playing]
1689
01:50:24,139 --> 01:50:26,881
Would you really have given up
all of this just for me?
1690
01:50:26,881 --> 01:50:30,406
Of course. If you like,
we can give it all up now.
1691
01:50:33,278 --> 01:50:35,193
Nah!
1692
01:50:35,193 --> 01:50:37,369
[ laughs ]
1693
01:50:43,201 --> 01:50:45,073
[ African theme playing]
1694
01:51:43,914 --> 01:51:45,742
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
1695
01:51:45,742 --> 01:51:47,048
Wait. Stop right there.
1696
01:51:47,048 --> 01:51:49,877
Listen.
Stop right there a minute.
1697
01:51:49,877 --> 01:51:52,880
Man goes into a restaurant--
You listenin'?
1698
01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:55,578
A man goes
into a restaurant.
1699
01:51:55,578 --> 01:51:57,623
He sits down.
He's having a bowl of soup.
1700
01:51:57,623 --> 01:52:00,539
He says to the waiter,
"Come, taste the soup."
1701
01:52:00,539 --> 01:52:02,541
Waiter says,
"Is there something wrong?"
1702
01:52:02,541 --> 01:52:05,849
He says, "Taste the soup."
He says, "Is it too hot?"
1703
01:52:05,849 --> 01:52:08,286
He says, "Taste the soup."
"Is it too cold?"
1704
01:52:08,286 --> 01:52:09,940
"Will you just
taste the soup?"
1705
01:52:09,940 --> 01:52:11,725
"All right,
I'll taste the soup.
1706
01:52:11,725 --> 01:52:13,248
Where's the spoon?"
1707
01:52:13,248 --> 01:52:15,032
"Aha!
1708
01:52:16,425 --> 01:52:18,601
Aha!"
1709
01:52:20,211 --> 01:52:23,127
What do you know from funny,
you bastard?
1710
01:52:23,127 --> 01:52:27,523
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1711
01:52:27,523 --> 01:52:30,787
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1712
01:52:30,787 --> 01:52:33,268
♪ America. America ♪
1713
01:52:39,622 --> 01:52:43,757
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1714
01:52:43,757 --> 01:52:47,761
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1715
01:52:47,761 --> 01:52:51,808
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1716
01:52:51,808 --> 01:52:57,031
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1717
01:52:57,031 --> 01:53:00,991
♪ I took a plane
To sunny Spain ♪
1718
01:53:00,991 --> 01:53:05,300
♪ I crossed the desert
In the camel train ♪
1719
01:53:05,300 --> 01:53:09,217
♪ Had to see the sights
In gay Paris ♪
1720
01:53:09,217 --> 01:53:12,394
♪ Ah, but there's a land
More wonderful to me ♪
1721
01:53:12,394 --> 01:53:15,963
♪ Oh, oh! Say can you see ♪
1722
01:53:15,963 --> 01:53:19,749
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1723
01:53:19,749 --> 01:53:24,058
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1724
01:53:24,058 --> 01:53:27,801
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1725
01:53:27,801 --> 01:53:29,585
♪ Hey! ♪
1726
01:53:29,585 --> 01:53:31,369
♪ I've been to Kenya ♪
1727
01:53:31,369 --> 01:53:33,676
♪ And walked in Hyde Park ♪
1728
01:53:33,676 --> 01:53:35,504
♪ I've seen Copenhagen ♪
1729
01:53:35,504 --> 01:53:37,593
♪ After dark with my baby ♪
1730
01:53:37,593 --> 01:53:41,249
♪ I met the Pope
At the Vatican ♪
1731
01:53:41,249 --> 01:53:44,687
♪ I've seen Ghana, Tijuana
And the Sea of Japan ♪
1732
01:53:44,687 --> 01:53:48,430
♪ Oh, oh! Say can you see ♪
1733
01:53:48,430 --> 01:53:52,216
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1734
01:53:52,216 --> 01:53:56,481
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1735
01:53:56,481 --> 01:54:01,138
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1736
01:54:01,138 --> 01:54:04,011
♪ You can travel
'Round the world ♪
1737
01:54:05,490 --> 01:54:08,885
♪ See lots of boys and girls ♪
1738
01:54:08,885 --> 01:54:13,020
♪ Meet different people
On the way, yeah! ♪
1739
01:54:13,020 --> 01:54:16,806
♪ But there's nothing
Like the USA ♪
1740
01:54:16,806 --> 01:54:20,941
♪ Oh! Oh! Say can you see ♪
1741
01:54:20,941 --> 01:54:23,944
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1742
01:54:23,944 --> 01:54:25,989
♪ Coming to America ♪
1743
01:54:25,989 --> 01:54:28,949
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1744
01:54:28,949 --> 01:54:32,909
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1745
01:54:50,057 --> 01:54:54,104
♪ First stop New York City
All the girls are pretty ♪
1746
01:54:54,104 --> 01:54:58,021
♪ Next stop Miami
Everybody was jammin' ♪
1747
01:54:58,021 --> 01:55:02,069
♪ I bought a ticket to LA
That's the perfect way ♪
1748
01:55:02,069 --> 01:55:05,333
♪ Everyone in the world
Is coming to the US ♪
1749
01:55:05,333 --> 01:55:09,163
♪ Oh, A
Say can you see ♪
1750
01:55:09,163 --> 01:55:12,427
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1751
01:55:12,427 --> 01:55:17,214
♪ The land of opportunity
Oh! Say can you see ♪
1752
01:55:17,214 --> 01:55:20,522
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1753
01:55:20,522 --> 01:55:25,440
♪ Hold on, I'm coming
Oh! Say can you see ♪
1754
01:55:25,440 --> 01:55:28,704
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1755
01:55:28,704 --> 01:55:33,491
♪ Coming to America
Oh! Say can you see ♪
1756
01:55:33,491 --> 01:55:37,234
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1757
01:55:37,234 --> 01:55:41,369
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1758
01:55:41,369 --> 01:55:44,981
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1759
01:55:44,981 --> 01:55:46,896
♪ Coming to America ♪
1760
01:55:46,896 --> 01:55:49,638
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1761
01:55:49,638 --> 01:55:52,946
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1762
01:55:52,946 --> 01:55:54,773
♪ Land of opportunity ♪
1763
01:55:54,773 --> 01:55:57,776
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1764
01:55:57,776 --> 01:56:01,693
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1765
01:56:01,693 --> 01:56:05,871
♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
1766
01:56:05,871 --> 01:56:08,744
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
1767
01:56:08,744 --> 01:56:11,442
♪ Hold on, I'm coming ♪
118232
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
