All language subtitles for Charlies.Movie.2020.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG

(upbeat music)

(phone ringing)
(upbeat music)

- Janaro Investments.

Sorry, he's not here right now.

Can I take a message?

- [Worker] Good.

Sounds good.

- [Barbara] Okay.

(upbeat music)

Okay, thank you.

- [Worker] Yeah.

- With that asset holding
valued at 3.5 million,

which will eliminate this asset
in approximately 10 years.

And it is inclusive of
a performance world rate

of 3% included in the withdrawal strategy.

Let's put you at 87 years old.

Don't worry, Doc.

You will make it.

It's a smart move.

Bye now.

- That was great.

- Thank you, Barbara.

I try.

- Listen, I've been trying
to get your attention.

You had three appointments
set up for today.

The first one canceled.

I rescheduled the second two for tomorrow.

It's your anniversary.

Go home to your wife.

- Yeah.

You know, I'm gonna do that.

- Awesome.
- It's a good idea.

- Awesome.
- I'll take the day.

You can handle it.

- Don't worry about anything.

- I will.

By the way, Barbara,
did Doris Smith daughter

drop off the original death certificate?

- She did.

- Okay.

Copies aren't accepted with
some of these carriers.

- Okay, I know.

- All right, good.

Let me get myself going here.

(bright music)

- [Billy] Good morning.

- (laughs) It's a super morning.

What's up, my man?

- Surely not the market.

- Billy, the market's like an EKG.

The up and down movement
creates the buying opportunity

for the big players on the downside.

It'll hit 30,000.

Be patient.

- I surely hope so.

- Yeah.
- I know what you want.

- Ah, they're beautiful.

- [Billy] Here you go.

Happy anniversary.

- Aw, thanks, Billy.

- [Billy] Have a great day.

- I appreciate it, okay?

You be well, all right?

- [Billy] You, too, take care.

- Thank you.

(soft music)

(alarm beeping)
(soft music)

(upbeat music)

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

(tires screeching)

- Hey, baby.
- Hi.

(upbeat music)

- So you ready to go
traveling with your man?

- (laughs) With my man.

- Yeah, baby.

(suspenseful music)

- Charlie?

What are you doing here?

You're not supposed to be here.

Just leave the flowers and go.

Charlie, what are you doing here?

(dramatic music)

(man laughing)

(dramatic music)

(soft music)

- Hey, beautiful.

How's my girl?

The one and only.

Listen, I want you to pack your bags.

We're going to Paris.

You like?

- I like what I'm hearing.

Do you want me?

- Do I want you?

I adore you.

Course I want you.

- How bad?

- Hang on, baby.

Hey, you just concentrate on finding out

what Livingston is up to, okay?

I'm on my way.

(soft music)

(laughs) Yeah, she's definitely hot.

(suspenseful music)

My intentions are to break it up.

I mean, we have to split
the subsidiary company

from the parent company
because it's growing

at a slower pace and it's
been a drag on resources.

(gentle music)

Listen, listen, I gotta go.

Okay.

Hey, baby.

I wish you could feel how bad.

- I think I have a surprise for you.

- [Armondo] Oh, yeah?

Well, you know I love surprises.

- We'll see.

- [Armondo] I can't wait.

- Oh, no.

- What?

What is it?

Let me guess.

More mail from Charlie?

- Yep.

How pathetic.

- Okay, cutie, listen.

I'll speak to you later.

All right, bye.

(ominous music)

(suspenseful music)

- As you know, I have been
unsuccessful in reaching out

to you with 736 attempts
calling your cell phone

and by personal design, you
have avoided every one of them.

It's very impressive.

I have also mailed you
96 handwritten letters,

which I can bet you
haven't broken the seal

to open one of them.

But I felt with this 97th one,
this would be the icebreaker,

and so it has, and so I'll begin.

Some things haven't changed.

I still place a fresh wee-wee pad

for the dog you took from me.

That's okay.

I do miss her as well.

She's so cute.

(dog barking)

Oops, there's her bark.

I still open the blinds
and wrap the string up

and I took the liberty

to acknowledge our special day,
March 19th, our anniversary.

I know it's not important to
you now, but let me remind you.

We spent eight good years

and they were happy,
joyous years of our lives.

Yes, we had fights and that's
normal in any relationship.

We were always able to work things out

and I still remain hopeful for us.

I do, Francesca.

I do, because I love you.

Yes.

(eerie music)

Look at me.

Look at me replacing my
French vanilla coffee pods.

Ah, and I still run the dishwasher,

but there's only one plate for me.

I eat alone and it remains very lonely.

(eerie music)

Wait, there it pours my morning coffee.

Gotta love technology, yes.

In this drawer, utensils
are in good order.

In this drawer, disorder was present.

This chef knife was calling on me.

It wanted me to feel its grip.

It wanted me to stick this knife
right in your fucking head.

It wanted me to inflict pain on me

before I inflict pain on you.

This is a disturbing moment,
so I'll give you a few seconds.

This is a disturbing moment,
so I'll give you a few seconds.

This is a disturbing moment,
so I'll give you a few seconds.

This is a disturbing moment,
so I'll give you a few seconds.

Pause me and call me or.

(dramatic music)

(phone thudding)

(ominous music)

(phone ringing)

Yeah?

- What is this, Charlie?

Is this some kind of a fucking joke?

- Play me or I'll slit his throat.

(ominous music)

(static crackling)

Hi, sweetheart.

I hope you're well.

I just wanted to hear
your beautiful voice.

You may have been trying
to reach your brother.

You won't be able to get him.

He's a little tied up.

- You're dead.

I'll fucking kill you.

You sick motherfucker.

The only way you can get
me like this is to drug me,

put something in my drink,
you sick motherfucker.

When I get outta this, you're dead.

You're fucking dead, you understand me?

You're dead.

- Just going down.

- You're dead, you motherfucker.

You're dead.

I'm gonna get you.

My sister?

Is that for my sister?

You fucking sick motherfucker.

The last thing you're gonna do
will be holding that camera.

I'm gonna shove that
thing down your throat,

you piece of shit.

(ominous music)

(phone ringing)
(ominous music)

(recording beeping)

- [Operator] We're sorry,
you have reached a number

that has been disconnected
or is no longer in service.

If you feel you have reached
this recording in error,

please check the number
or try your call again.

- Fuck.

(ominous music)
(keyboard tapping)

(bright music)

(phone ringing)
(bright music)

Charlie, you stop this right now.

- Relax.

Deep breaths are recommended.

Your brother Robert has
a poor track record.

He goes MIA, missing in
action for days on end.

He doesn't return calls,
doesn't say where he is.

He's on notice now, except
for your viewing pleasure,

and we will keep it that way.

Don't do anything.

Don't call anyone.

Don't even move.

On another note, happy anniversary.

Do you miss me?

- You're crazy, Charlie.

You need help.

- Do you want me?

Sounds familiar.

(alarm beeping)
(soft music)

Hm.

- Come on, now. I've
been meaning to call you.

I do miss you.

- Ah, I've been waiting
to hear that from you.

- We should talk about this.

- [Charlie] You really want to talk?

- Yes.

Maybe you should come over.

- That would be fantastic.

- I'm all alone.

- Really?

Okay.

Nice try.

Too late, baby.

Play me or I'll slit his throat.

(ominous music)

Hi, Francesca.

I'm ready to edit.

Watch me.

Do you miss me?

I'm just getting ready
to set up the scene.

I'll be back.

(static crackling)

Got the ladder all set to go

and the camera will remain
right here on the ladder.

Happy anniversary, Francesca.

Love, Charlie.

I got the wine.

For me and you.

(cork popping)

Pop.

Yeah.

Every year we celebrate.

Wine and cake.

But not this year.

This year, it's just me.

(static crackling)

Oh, it's so good for Francesca (laughs).

See how deep I've gotten?

It's all because of you.

Look at me now (laughs).

Yummy.

(sinister music)

(static crackling)

Holy fire, breaker breaker.

Come in, breaker breaker.

I got a pig on the loose.

Can you come and scoop her up?

She's been running around

like a wild boar spreading her legs.

Need you to grab her now.

Breaker breaker.

Breaker breaker.

Oink, oink.

- Francesca, listen to me.

Listen to your brother.

He's crazy.

He's fucking crazy.

(static crackling)

(phone ringing)
(ominous music)

- Why are you doing this to me?

- Do you think I'm willing
to let you have a baby

that's not mine with no consequences?

Please advise.

(woman coughing)

Are you okay, sweetheart?

Didn't we try for two years with no luck,

but now you want to witness the beauty

to procreate without me, yes?

- Face it, Charlie.

We were done a year ago.

- Tell me you love me or
I'll fucking slit his throat.

- I love you.

- [Charlie] Tell me the
baby's yours, Charlie.

Say it.

- The baby's yours, Charlie.

The baby's yours.

- It will be named John if it's a boy

or Samantha if it's a girl.

Do you remember how I proposed to you?

Do you remember, Francesca?

- Yes, I remember.

- Unpause me or else.

Watch how my life's been alone.

Bye, love.

(static crackling)

(gentle music)

The best advice I could give
myself was to seek some help.

I wasn't looking to go make
a visit to a psychologist

and reveal the plans I mapped
out for you, Francesca.

It was better and safer for
me to visit my brother Philly.

He, as you know, had his
shit together for sure.

And so I shopped for wine
and I shopped for a rifle

because the thought of blowing
your fucking brains out

seemed correct in my mind.

It wouldn't escape me.

Look at my eyes.

- [Cashier] Line four.

That'll work.

- [Charlie] Look at Philly making plans.

- So are you and the
kids coming over today?

Now the thing with you right now-

- [Charlie] Look how cute my nephew.

(dinosaur mask roars)

- Well, why you upset?

- Well, that's a deep story.

We'll get to that.

What are we playing, Candyland?

Hi, baby.

Uncle Charlie loves you.

(fire crackling)

I wish you nothing but torture.

Burn in hell for your infidelity.

Set the Velcro up to the
pole, baby, so I can record.

This is how I do it.

(ominous music)

I wanted to jump rope.

I wanted to feel.

I wanted to ride a bike.

Feel myself.

I wanted to shoot pool.

(ominous music)

Awesome shot.

I was losing my mind over your betrayal.

I was filming myself
constantly even with Philly.

- Look at you.

Fucking Sinatra hack glasses.

You're chopping wood outside

like fucking Bunyan's your sister.

Brain is like mush.

- I need help Philly.

- Yeah, all right.

So you came up here and
I'm giving you help.

- It's more than that.

I fucked up.

You got everything good.

Look at me.

- So now you got to fix
that and I told you that.

Wake up.

(gun firing)

- Yeah, baby.

Nice.

(ominous music)

Hi, sweetheart.

(ominous music)

(gun firing)

How do you think that ax would feel

ripping it through your skull?

I call it.

Chopping time.

(ominous music)

Yeah, baby.

(ominous music)

Bow and arrow time.

Nice and quiet.

Or I can shoot a bow right into your neck.

Either way you die.

- Now what are you gonna do, Charlie?

You're gonna put me on fire, Charlie?

You're gonna light me up, Charlie?

Go 'head, Charlie.

Light me up, buddy.

Go 'head.

Light me up, Charlie.

- Burn in hell.

Oops.

(soft music)

Thinking about you, baby.

Yeah.

(soft music)

You think you can fuck with me, Francesca?

You have no fucking idea.

You're fucking done, motherfucker,

'cause I'm coming for you.

I'm coming for you, baby.

Gonna take you.

I'm gonna fucking wreck you.

I'm gonna kill you, mama.

Woo.

You fucking hot thing you.

Yeah, take your panties
off right now, baby.

Ooh, you're smoking.

You're so hot and wet.

Like it.

I like it.

Turn around.

Yeah.

How's that, mommy?

You like?

You like it, mama?

Fucked with the wrong man.

(ominous music)

Your bitch with a slit.

- Yo, what are you doing?

What are you planning to do?

Kill your wife?

What are you planning to do?

Kill your wife?

What are you planning to do?

Kill your wife?

What are you planning to do?

Kill your wife?

What are you planning to do?

Kill your wife?

(static crackling)

- Mm.

♪ Faye (speaks in foreign
language) Francesca Faye ♪

♪ I say (speaks in foreign
language) I love you more ix nay ♪

♪ Faye (speaks in foreign
language) Francesca Faye ♪

♪ Faye (speaks in foreign
language) Francesca Faye ♪

(phone ringing)

- You have not been there for me.

Emotionally, spiritually,
mentally, and physically.

You come home from work.

You get to change your clothes, eat,

and run in the basement.

You even sleep in the basement.

It's like living with a
stranger in this house,

you're so detached from me.

- So that justifies one to cheat.

- It's over.

- Not even, honey we should
go to a counselor instead.

You opt out for someone else.

- It's over.

You hurt my brother, you're
going to jail, Charlie boy,

and with a vain good looking guy like you,

someone will want you
behind those glory bars.

This movie of yours is
a detective's lottery.

Did you think that one through?

- Did you think I wouldn't think

that you'd be asking me such a question?

What do you think?

Think again.

You play me now.

I'm expecting your text in seven minutes.

Robert has something to say to you.

Bye, love.

- Francesca, the man is
urinating on me, Francesca.

You better run for the hills.

You better go somewhere and hide.

Don't tell nobody where you're going.

This guy's gotta be dealt with.

And fast.

Fast, he's gotta be dealt with, Francesca.

You better run, hide until
further notice, Francesca.

You understand me?

You hear me?

If you get this fucking
video, listen to your brother.

Listen to Robert, Francesca,
'cause this guy Charlie.

Charlie Janaro has fucking lost his mind.

- Francesca, baby, I loved you dearly.

That's for toy rhetoric.

But what the fuck I did to you?

You fucking idiot.

Just don't understand it.

I can't make sense of it.

It's mind boggling.

(upbeat music)

(alarm beeping)

Good morning.

Rise and shine.

Let me make it simple for
your compromised brain.

You're gonna die in this fucking home.

You'll never breathe a breath

of fresh air outside the structure

and support of the home you
cheated on me in, bitch.

(upbeat music)

Hi, baby.

Follow me.

Follow the sound.

(upbeat music)

The way I saw it, sexually speaking,

I design the circumference
of your personal opening

with my pipe, my cock, and the thought

of someone else entering it

and redesigning it, sent me overboard.

It made me lose my mind.

Well, you be the judge.

(upbeat music)
(hysterical laughing)

(upbeat music)

Francesca.

I'm grooming for you.

(upbeat music)

(phone vibrating)

Yeah.

- [Hitman] Charlie Janaro, my man.

- Yeah.

- [Hitman] So here's the deal.

I get it done for 30 grand.

She won't feel anything.

- No.

I want her to feel, to suffer.

- [Hitman] Well then, the price
goes up to 50 grand all in.

I'll have my guy drive down

pick up half upfront
and half with the body.

- Too much.

I'll do it myself.

- [Hitman] (laughs) What are you gonna do?

A nice business man like yourself

getting caught up in the
exterminating business.

Stick what you know, Charlie.

This is not your line of work.

- It is now.

Better yet, I'll have a woman kill you.

Someone wants to say hi.

Here she is.

♪ She, she's ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Baby, you got me going crazy ♪

♪ You got me tripping like
I'm hight and purple hazing ♪

♪ Like a tattoo you've stained me ♪

♪ And I don't even know ya ♪

♪ I don't know ya ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ I gotta get to know ya ♪

♪ Take you around town,
I can be a chauffeur ♪

♪ Back to the hotel ♪

♪ Lay you on a sofa ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ We can get on ♪

(speaking in foreign language)

- Who's scary now?

- I'm sorry.

- Shut that recorder.

This is Charlie's movie.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't you move, Julio
(speaks in foreign language).

- Sorry.

- I wanna film you.

Do you think I'm pretty?

- Yes.

- [Charlie] Are you married?

- Yes.

- [Charlie] You have kids?

- Yes.

- How about I snap your
neck, leave you for dead,

wait for the news media
to come, and the cops,

and tell 'em how you tried to
pick me up in the parking lot?

Would your wife like that?

- No.

- Beat it, Julio.

♪ Around town and I don't see no other ♪

♪ Back to the crib so ♪

- Is everything okay?

- [Charlie] No, it's not okay.

I'm looking for the fish of tuna.

What aisle would that be in?

- Aisle one.

- [Charlie] Aisle one?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

You spoke like a gentleman.

I'm gonna pay for my goods and leave.

Nice fresh flowers for you, Francesca.

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ She, she's ultra ♪

- Hello, sir, how are you today?

- [Charlie] Excuse me.

Sir?

- Oh, I'm sorry I assumed your gender.

- [Charlie] You did.

My name is Charlene.

- Nice to meet you, Charlene.

- [Charlie] Pleasure.

Can you check me out?

- Yes, ma'am.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

- [Charlie] Flowers for my wife Francesca.

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ She, she's ultra magnetic ♪

- [Charlie] Baking potatoes.

Peel 'em real nice.

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

- Your total's gonna be 14.99.

- I'm gonna pay you with cash.

Here you go.

- [Cashier] Thank you, ma'am.

- You have a great day, young man.

- [Cashier] You too.

- Bye now.

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ She, she's ultra magnetic ♪

- [Charlie] Nothing
like a good Cuban cigar

for a hot chickie.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

♪ Ultra magnetic ♪

(ominous music)
(keyboard tapping)

(phone ringing)

- Why are you ruining your life?

- You were my life.

- You're gonna kill me, kill
my brother, and kill yourself.

That's the only way to
come out of this, right?

Is that your plan, Charlie?

You know my brother won't
let you live this out.

- Maybe he's dead already.

One down, two to go.

- Drop dead.

Go to hell.

- Well three.

Your wealthy new boyfriend.

You can call him, text him
if that is your delight

and if you do, well, he dies.

You say how can you possibly know

if I call or if I text him?

You figure it out.

Well let me help you through
the verification process.

Armondo, he's having a late business lunch

with the Asstar Development Group.

The good news is I have
an assassin following him.

I just give the word.

He's done.

That part would be the bad news.

- You're a psychopath.

- Yes, I know.

I know.

- Oh my God.

- Scarred man has no limits.

Read your Bible.

Read your Bible.

- Oh my God.

- Stay in the movie, baby.

I'm timing you.

More surprises coming.

Push the button.

Push the button.

Francesca, check out these editing skills.

I've been seeking counseling from Charlie.

Charlie's been helping me.

My human cutout person of me.

He listens to me.

He speaks to me.

He answers me when I ask
him questions, Francesca.

Charlie, why don't I just
pump two right into her head?

Wouldn't that be a lot less gruesome?

I'm not going soft on your boy.

Come on, now.

I love you, Charlie.

You can do it.

I think you can do it.

I don't know.

It seems.

It's risky, man.

I've never done anything like this before.

You know?

(laughs) No, you can do it, man.

I know you can do it.

You're my boy.

Come on now, Charlie.

You can do it.

You want me to practice?

(ominous music)

Yeah?

Hi, Francesca.

I'm coming for ya.

(chainsaw whirring)

But a man who commits
adultery has no sense.

Whoever does so destroys himself.

(chainsaw whirring)

Proverbs 6:32.

But wait.

What if it was the woman
who committed adultery?

Shouldn't it be Proverbs 6:33?

(chainsaw whirring)

An amendment.

You embarrass me, Francesca.

You betrayed me.

You and that fucking legal dick.

He's getting it, too.

(chainsaw whirring)

Francesca, honey.

I'm coming for ya.

You're next.

That here is the old Charlie.

This is the new Charlie.

- Francesca, I know something changed.

Something's different about him.

I know it.

The hair.

The beard.

The way he dresses.

This guy's fucking gone.

(soft dramatic music)

(phone ringing)

- How long do you have him?

- I drugged him yesterday
and Robert has been

in my possession for 26 hours

and 39, 40, 41 seconds thus far,

giving me Academy Award
winner for best picture,

best actor, and best director.

Charlie Janaro.

Enough time to edit him into my movie.

Enough time to get it
messengered over to you in the AM

of this brightful morning.

Sweetheart, I love you.

- Please don't hurt him.

- He will be released
with minor discomfort

as long as you don't fuck it up.

- How is he eating?

How is he?

- How is he, how is he, how is he?

He's in a secure location.

A shelter has been provided

and accommodations have been made

for consumption of food
and bathroom disposal time.

Three important essentials for survival.

Right on.

Wouldn't you say?

- You son of a bitch.

You're insane to go this far.

- Am I?

Not as far as you went.

Who is the one un-sane, Francesca, hm?

I thought so.

Hit the fucking play button, I said.

I prayed on bended knees at
the church of forgiveness.

I tried to put this behind me.

I tried not to let you
rent space in my head.

I failed.

Please help me.

Something is not right.

The bolt's loose in my head
and I cannot tighten it.

I lost the wrench.

I lost it.

No size fits.

Forgive me.

(static crackling)

(alarm beeping)

(energetic music)

Time for gym flow.

Watch me edit pound for pound.

- Come on, come one, come on, come on.

That's Francesca's face now.

Come on.

She hurt you, she hurt you.

Now you hurt her.

That's it, come on.

Break her nose, break her nose.

Destroy her face, come on.

Hit with bad intention, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Don't get tired now, come on.

Think about Francesca.

Think about her.

Think about fucking this guy.

That's it, come on.

Now we're talking, come on.

That's it.

I wanna see angry.

Let me see angry, come on.

Yeah, that's it, come on.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Nice.

(energetic music)

Stop looking at me.

What are you staring at?

(energetic music)

Good, good, good, good.

Black and white sneakers there.

What are you losing your freaking mind?

- [Charlie] Johnny.

- [Johnny] Come on, are you kidding me?

- [Charlie] This is my
public service announcement.

I don't discriminate.

- You're going crazy.

Come on.

That's it.

Good, good.

That was good.

That was good.

- Come on, move the body.

- Come on.

- Heavyweight champ.

- [Johnny] The new middle
weight champion of the world.

Charlie Janaro.

(soft music)

(upbeat music)

- I am equipped and ready to go today.

I have my purple bag of goodies.

And I will use a little relief

in the nostril area.

Help out with the breathing passage.

I have my Momma Dore CBD oil.

Help me with my anxiety.

Swish, swish, swish.

Yummy.

See, I love to just erase you.

But I can't.

Won't go away.

(upbeat music)

This is Brock Covington live POS News

coming to you from the
people's choice opinion.

Here we are Dyker Heights, Brooklyn.

And your opinion.

- She's a trash bag.

Let the garbage pick her up.

- She's a tramp (speaks
in foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

- Brock Covington here live.

- I tell you what.

That Francesca.

That no good coming cousin slut bitch.

I tell you what I do with her.

I'd strip her down naked.

I'd tie her to this truck,
take her out in the swamp,

and I'd pour honey over
head, tie her up to a tree,

and let the bugs work on her.

That's what I'd do.

(soft music)

- You undeniably closed the greatness

to my once free spirited mind.

The door appeared to be altered and locked

and blocked to my mental expansion.

I was searching for solutions.

I needed to free myself
and unlock the evilness

that was residing inside
of my human existence.

I felt I had solved my problem.

(soft dramatic music)

I set up the camera video
phone at a perfect angle

that even a Hollywood
cinematographer couldn't beat,

using plastic tape to secure the camera,

to capture my release.

I was in the zone.

My level of alertness and
concentration was impeccable.

I had laser focus as you
witness the distortion

behind my mind that you
created, sweetheart.

(ominous music)

Hi, Francesca.

Charlie loves you.

(ominous music)

Hi, Francesca.

(ominous music)

I was proud of my accomplishments
and look at that smile.

I was so happy.

Gee whiz.

(ominous music)

(phone ringing)

You're fucking dead.

I cleaned up $58,000 of
your debt in one shot.

- Some of that was yours, remember?

- What, oh?

Seven grand for a vacation in
the Bahamas that we went on.

Do the math.

It's still 51K, zero debt you carry.

- You paid my credit cards
on your own free will.

- On that sad pretty face you
apply when you want something.

Now I want something.

I want you to carry yourself
over to your personal checkbook

and write a check out to me for $58,000.

A messenger will come
by and ring your bell

and at the end of my movie to pick it up.

And gorgeous, you don't give a damn,

you'll be attending an untimely funeral.

I love you, Francesca.

Hugs and kisses.

Play me.

(static crackling)

Did you think you would be
successful embarrassing me

in front of my family, friends, coworkers?

Why?

I just wanna know why.

(energetic music)

Time for gym flow.

Fucking so tight.

This fucking guy.

Fucking squeezed to get
out of this fucking spot.

Jerk off.

(energetic music)

- Hey Charlie, what are you doing?

Filming yourself, you nut job?

- [Charlie] Anthony, you crazy bastard.

How are you?

- Good.

- [Charlie] Could you do me a favor?

I need you to film in the sauna.

It's my last day on earth.

Is that all right?

- No problem.

(energetic music)

(upbeat music)

(phone ringing)

- I fell in love with a young beauty.

I should've married a bit older.

My father warned me.

- I fell in love, too, Charlie.

I fell in love with you.

You were so into me.

You made me laugh and smile
and you listened to me.

And you were loving me
and I miss that so much.

I thought you lost your desire for me

and it made me feel
unattractive and vulnerable

and I tried to get us help
but you didn't want to.

You wanna forget that I tried.

You let me slip away
when all you had to do

was put the effort in.

If you would have given me a third

of the attention you give
to your investment business,

I'd be loving you.

- Is that so?

- Yes.

I made a hasty decision.

I thought you did as well and
I was just looking for revenge

and when I found out
you didn't cheat on me,

well it was too late
for me because I did it.

I have to live with me now.

- [Charlie] You can abort the baby.

- Don't do this.

It's not that simple.

- Overruled.

I stayed loyal and true to us.

I didn't play you but you played me.

So use your finger and play me.

(static crackling)

Mr. Munoz, it's Charlie Janaro.

Janaro Investments.

Hope all is well by you.

Just wanted to continue our dialogue

in regard to your inheritance.

I'm pleased that you are receiving

six million as your net figure.

I just wanted to tell you

that the appointment I need to reschedule.

I don't think I'm gonna make it.

It takes more faith to
believe that there is no maker

than there is to believe
that there is a maker.

I believe there is.

Rest in peace the deceased.

Bless your souls under
the maker's direction.

Hosanna in the highest.

Hallelujah.

Hosanna in the highest.

Hallelujah.

Yeah.

(upbeat music)

All right.

- [Driver] Where to?

- My name is Charlie.

- [Driver] Hey, Charlie.

- Charlie Janaro.

You married?

- [Driver] No.

- Yeah, well.

Me?

My wife Francesca.

She's dead.

She died over a month ago.

- [Driver] Sorry to hear that.

- Yeah, it's fucked up.

They broke into the house
and they strangled her.

You know the best part about it is?

The fucking irony.

She cheated on me.

- [Driver] Oh.

- She fucking cheated on
me and now she's dead.

- [Driver] May she rest in peace.

- Yeah.

Rest in peace.

- [Driver] Rest in peace.

(upbeat music)

- You know, marital problems
is not a good thing.

- [Driver] It's not, you know.

It is what it is and I
just wish you the best.

I just know that, you know.

- You're a good man and I'm happy

that you took me for this cab ride.

- [Driver] Nah, that's okay.

- Just spending sometime in
the city mourning I guess.

You could say.

- [Driver] Well yeah, well
I'm sorry about your wife.

There's plenty of other women out here.

- Yeah.

- [Driver] You'll find another one.

- I loved her.

- [Driver] Yeah, well.

You'll fall in love again.

- You think so?

- [Driver] You know, I mean.

(upbeat music)

- He says I'll fall in
love again, Francesca.

- [Driver] Well I hope you do.

Everyone should be happy, right?

- Yeah.

- [Driver] Doesn't
everyone wanna be happy?

- I guess happiness is
the beauty of it all.

- [Driver] That's all.

- Above money, above it all.

You can pull over here, my
man, in front of this car.

- [Driver] You can't put a price on it.

- No, you can't.

I had a very enjoyable ride with you

and I wish you very happy
holidays, you and your family.

- [Driver] I appreciate it as well.

- What do I owe ya?

- [Driver] I don't care, whatever.

20 bucks.

(upbeat music)
(phone ringing)

- [Charlie] You must think
I'm certified dirt, right?

- No.

- No?

Yes.

It was me who bankrolled our wedding.

- I didn't have any money to contribute.

You knew that.

- Precisely.

Let's look at the math, shall we?

It cost me 85 grand.

We took in 65.

Not to mention your side

of the family's super cheap in ratio

to my side's contribution.

I lost 35K.

- Lies.

It was almost even.

Slightly your side had the advantage.

- I contributed another
$185,000 to the home,

which you're deeded on
and I'm all in for 185

and your debt we discussed, I'm
in at a quarter of a million

and you want the house to make me go away.

You want me to rot.

- I'm entitled to things.

Take the house.

I don't want it, Charlie.

- That's not what your lawyer said, huh.

- I don't want anything.

- Oh, you're too kind.

No, I want you to have it.

Oh, wait.

It's already gone.

Play me and find out.

(static crackling)

Beware the person who hurts
you and then tells everyone

that they're the ones who are bleeding.

Francesca.

I'm the one who's bleeding.

(man screaming)

(static crackling)

(soft music)

(bright music)

Hi, Francesca, baby.

Sweetheart.

Cutie pop.

Got the Rolex on.

The diamond bracelet.

See.

Francesca.

Little Janaro family update.

I'm no longer employed.

I lost my job due to an
arbitration against me.

I'm responsible for $450,000

to an 103 year old woman
who lived past 100 years.

So, couple of things.

I took my 401K and moved
it to my individual IRA,

which was at $975,000.

Not bad.

The good news is I took all the money.

I forged your name on the consent form

and I'm ready to go.

I'm ready to rock and roll, baby.

First step was the Porsche dealership.

I deserve that car.

I want that car.

Just checking to see which set

of sunglasses I'm going to be using

to walk into that dealership.

Nice.

You see.

You fucked me up and this is what you get.

The home, by the way.

You're not gonna get a cent.

The life insurance
policies have been changed.

The beneficiary are several churches.

St. Anne's pantry.

Build and renew.

Quite a few.

The Olympics.

So the good news is is that
this is a great moment for me

and I've decided today that
I'm going to be wearing these.

Matches my tie.

This will be fun.

Just need a little spray.

Fix the sides.

Nice.

Little top spray.

Then we'll add cologne.

Smell nice.

One.

Two.

Behind the ear pinch.

Pinch just like my old man taught me.

Yes.

It's always good in the morning
time to do a little toot.

Little toot will give me some elevation.

Some strength.

Little dialogue in a quick way.

It's what I'm looking to do.

There we go.

There it is.

The morning coffee.

(upbeat music)

It's time to deliver myself the goods.

I'm buying a Porsche, baby.

I wanna machine to ride it.

Nice.

(static crackling)

(bright music)

Francesca, baby, I never
cheated on you in 13 years,

but here's my new bitch.

(bright music)

Look at me stepping in.

Nice.

(bright music)

See Francesca.

Look at me now.

That's the type of fucking
thing you're gonna get.

(bright music)

Closing up, Francesca.

Just like my cock.

It's done, baby.

Bye now.

(static crackling)

Francesca, here's a new
girl I'm running with.

Pretty hot, right?

You bet.

I'm giving her my pipe.

My pounding the shit out of her.

Maybe she'll get pregnant.

(phone ringing)

Hi.

I want you to do something for me.

- What is it?

- You have to answer
my questions correctly

and if you don't I just
may snap and kill him.

I mean, why not?

I'm ready.

I mean, I am.

Are you ready now?

- [Francesca] Yes.

- What did you ask me when
I took one of our walks?

The time you held my hand real
nice with both your hands.

So pretty.

Close your eyes.

Let's go there.

To come back to life.

- Yeah.
- I come back.

Honestly, as a bird.

Just fly away.

- What kind of bird?

- A red bird.

- A red bird.

- Yes.

Thank you.

Play me.

(horn beeping)

What you looking at?

Huh?

What you looking at?

This your partner?

Here I am, Francesca.

Amongst a pig.

Just like you.

(phone ringing)

It's question number two, honey.

You ready?

- Do I have a choice?

- No, you don't now, do you?

Don't be snippy.

Go back to the times we spent

in the park together on a seesaw.

I said many things but my favorite

is what I'm looking to hear from you.

Brighten me up, buttercup.

Don't disappoint me.

Are we crazy for coming here?

A little, right?

Yeah.

It's my idea, right.

(laughs) No hands.

Oh boy.

That's great.

You know the best part about you is?

- You being you.

- Thank you, precious.

Play me.

I wanted to stay in as
real company with myself.

I used to feel that if things
were positive, I was inspired.

If things were negative, I'm motivated.

Should I leap onto the tracks, sweetheart?

(train horn beeping)

Should I swan dive?

Would you be able to
collect the insurance then?

But now, if things are
positive, I question it.

If they're negative, I expect it.

So here's a list of negativity for ya.

Remember cutie, the way you look and lived

represented the income I provided for you.

Would you like that?

Would that make you feel better?

Hm?

Hm?

How you doing?

See Francesca, it's the
simple things in life.

A donut.

That's what gets me by and the cocaine.

Such pretty colors the fish possess.

Yellow, green.

So peaceful.

Not like my fucking mind
that's turned black and dark.

It's deteriorated 'cause of you.

And this is what I have to say to you.

You're a worthless piece of shit.

Piece of shit.

Let's never forget you don't work.

You work out.

You nap.

You get beautiful with your hair,

your nails, facials, and
massages twice a week.

You shop 'til you drop.

You watch soap operas.

Some positives.

(laughs) I can't even think of any.

(static crackling)

(phone ringing)

It's question number three
and do hope you get it wrong.

You'll give me the opportunity to be ugly.

Do you want me to be ugly, show ugly?

- Charlie, enough please.

You win.

- This is not a game for me.

- Okay, whatever you say.

- But if it waws and we
could relate this to chess,

which one would I be?

- You would be the queen, Charlie.

- Yes.

You remember.

And why is that?

- Because the queen can
move in any direction.

- Yes, the queen can
move in any direction.

Just like a kite.

Play me.

(static crackling)

It's another day and you
my friend are an idiot.

At the end of the day, you're an idiot.

I'm not sure what's happening to me.

I'm not sure why I'm thinking like this.

I need your help, guidance.

Things aren't right.

I don't know what to do.

I'm afraid I'm gonna do
something that I'm not.

I'm not going to want to do.

Forgive me.

(static crackling)

(upbeat music)

Francesca, I always wanted a boy,

so I went to the store looking for a crib.

Then I realized I was
gonna fucking kill you.

(energetic music)

(phone ringing)

I've been thinking that maybe I should

start paying attention to
your best friend Jennifer.

- Jennifer, why?

- Well, isn't she the one
who said go get a friend?

- I didn't have to tell
you that information.

- Yet you did and I appreciated it,

but your friend got a
friend and now where is she?

She's divorced and going nowhere,

romancing a bottle of
wine every few hours.

- She's not my friend anymore.

- No?

She should be.

You both starred in the
same movie cheating road.

Now watch me star in mine.

Play me.

(static crackling)

And now you think that your life is set

'cause you're having
his baby and not mine.

Flash alert.

What you don't know is
you're not the only one

who's having his baby.

He rocked out with his
cock out with someone else

with a woman younger than you.

A blonde named Cynthia from
Dix Hills, Long Island.

I checked him out, baby.

This guy thinks he's wonderful.

I'm better.

Sorry to be the messenger.

Nah, fuck you.

- [Armondo] She doesn't shower.

She doesn't want anymore for it.

The swelling hasn't gone down.

Yeah, her back is bothering her.

- I went to check her out

in the hospital the day she delivered.

It's a boy (chuckles).

Sorry to be the one to bring you down.

Just like an escalator,
what goes up goes down.

(upbeat music)

Francesca, baby, let me give you

a little lesson of the moment.

Cocaine also known as coke

is a powerful, stimulant drug,

made from the leaves of the cocoa plant

native to South America.

Although healthcare providers use it

for valid medical reasons

such as local anesthesia.

Surgeries.

Recreation cocaine use is illegal.

(upbeat music)

Yeah.

(upbeat music)

(keyboard tapping)

(phone ringing)

The whole neighborhood bows their head

to me in sorrowful disposition.

- That's not true.

- They see me as the loser
and view you as the winner,

the underdog who rose
to enhance her lifestyle

with monetary ruling values.

- Bullshit.

More bullshit.

- You kept that side hidden from me

and I didn't see it coming.

- You're so gone.

- You're a materialistic vulture

and so you must pay for
your selfish choices.

More to come on your demise.

Oh, oh and don't think for a split second

that I don't have you planned out.

I planned Charlie's movie.

I reserved your stay at a
wonderful funeral parlor.

Paid in full.

Your plot's been picked
and you will be sealed

in a beautiful Harper mahogany casket.

Wanna know what the inscription will read?

I bet.

Play me.

Good morning.

Thanksgiving morning.

Gobble, gobble.

Gobble, gobble.

Thanksgiving morning.

Gobble, gobble.

Gobble, gobble.

Bitch.

Making a nice bread for all of us to eat.

Yummy.

Turkey's all wrapped up.

Yummy.

Happy Thanksgiving, Francesca.

Table's set for nine.

Bobby, Billy, Suzie, Raymond, Steven,

Rocko, Janet, you and me.

- [Shom] My name is Shom.

- Yes Shom, can I invite
you over for Thanksgiving?

I'm kind of by myself.

- [Shom] Right now, right
now I'm just providing you

free information on solar reading.

- I wanna give you free food.

- [Shom] Well sir, that's good, sir.

In due time, I'm also
giving you free information.

- Do you hear background noise?

That's just the TV playing right now.

(ominous music)

- [Woman] God bless him.

God bless him.

Tuesday at 5:30.

We're on eastern time.

(women chattering)
(eerie music)

- [Francesca] Me and Charlie
are interested in kids, too.

(women chattering)
(eerie music)

(static crackling)

- Clients ask me all the time

about guarantees in the market.

I tell them about the best
guarantee they can invest in.

They're all ears.

I say invest in wisdom and understanding.

It will return better
yields than the market.

But I also say invest in paper towels.

Thanks to you here's my token

of appreciation for enlightening me.

(soft dramatic music)

Being alone for the
holidays, it really sucks.

(soft dramatic music)

(alarm beeping)

(women chattering)
(eerie music)

(soft dramatic music)

(women chattering)
(eerie music)

(soft dramatic music)

(static crackling)

Was her cheating necessary?

Did you cheat on her?

You know, when she cheated,
she cheated on herself not you.

Understand?

She needed to ask herself who am I,

where am I going, and
what's my life purpose?

She should've known this

before she had her wham,
bam, I'm pregnant Sam.

Exactly.

Yeah, I'm driving.

No.

It's a fucking problem, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's easy for you to say.

You're standing there
giving fucking advice.

Fuck off.

Yeah well I'll try.

No guarantees.

Stand the fuck up.

Pissing me off.

What'd you drink last night?

Your lawyer will hand you a get out

of jail free card with a sanity plea.

Kill her.

You can do it.

I know you can do it.

You took over 75% of my brain capacity

and I've been working on solutions

to drop the percentage
of influence he acquired.

He made me sweat.

Look at the sweat ball drop on my face.

He made me hot.

And so I wanted to make him hot.

I made a solid decision.

I was going to execute him.

Nuke him.

Just like he's been telling
me to do to you, Francesca.

Nothing's gonna change, Charlie.

I'm still gonna be with ya.

My man.

I love ya, Charlie.

I still see you.

Yeah.

(microwave whirring)

Drink water from your own cistern.

Running water from your own well.

Should your springs
overflow in the streets,

your streams of water
in the public squares,

let them be yours alone, never
to be shared with strangers.

May your fountain be
blessed and may you rejoice

in the wife of your youth, a loving doe.

A graceful deer.

May her breasts satisfy you always

and may you ever be
intoxicated with her love.

I am, Francesca.

Why am I suddenly intoxicated
with another's man wife?

Well, we'll have to ask
Armondo that question, huh?

Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?

Well, that's a question for you.

Wait, I'll answer it.

For the lips of an
adulteress woman drip honey

and her speech is smoother than oil,

but in the end she's bitter.

Sharp as a double edge sword.

Play me.

(static crackling)

Hey, man.

How long before we get to JFK?

- 45 minutes.

- You know, I'm going to Italy alone.

You see me by myself, right?

- [Driver] Yeah.

- Well, you wanna know why?

- [Driver] Mm hm.

- Supposed to go with my wife Francesca,

but some people broke
into the house and they.

They drowned her.

It was big.

You didn't hear about it?

It was all over the news.

- No, no.

- No, no?

Anyway, may she rest in peace.

I'm sure she would've
wanted me to go anyway,

so I'm gonna go.

Look to enjoy myself without her.

Fucked up, right?

- [Driver] Yeah.

- Yeah.

All right, man.

Italia here I come.

(upbeat music)

I took a tour in Rome.

The one that you were
supposed to come on with me.

Look how beautiful, what craftsmanship.

Absolutely gorgeous.

The Pope gave the mass.

Ashes were light gray in Italy.

I spent Ash Wednesday alone.

Look what you missed.

The Trevi Fountain.

Amazing work.

Italians rock in sculpture.

My wish.

You rot in hell, Francesca.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Wish it could fall on you
and crush you to death.

Solitude and tranquility

and the best pizza I've ever tasted.

I felt like I belonged here.

I started speaking like an Italian.

(speaking in foreign language)

Hey baby.

Do I sound Italian, mama?

I kept changing my look.

I kinda dig the mustache.

How 'bout you?

I felt like James Bond.

I loved the narrowness.

I have a song to sing for you.

♪ Hey (sings in foreign language) ho, ho ♪

♪ You're a (sings in foreign
language) just to remind you so ♪

(soft music)

I was at the Carnival of
Venice in St. Marks Square.

I chose this mask.

People knew right away
not to fuck with me.

Let me show you why.

(soft music)

How much?

- 650 for you.

- Wrap it up, Adamo.

Let's go.

- Okay.

(soft music)

Let me give you a bag.

- Bag me.

- Yeah.

(soft music)

- I was walking the streets
looking for a beat down.

Hey buddy, can you help me?

- [Man] Hey, hey, what do you want?

Hey, tell me what you want.

Hey, can I help you?

(suspenseful music)

(hand knocking)
(suspenseful music)

- Hi, I'm Jim from Best
Reliable Messenger Service.

Mr. Janaro sent me to pick something up.

Put it in that envelope.

(suspenseful music)

Thank you very much.

Good afternoon.

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)
(phone ringing)

- Hello.

- Hi, baby.

Don't be a hero.

Just remain still and play me.

(dramatic music)

(razor whirring)
(dramatic music)

Yeah.

(razor whirring)
(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

Hi.

- [Francesca] Hi, Charlie.

- Hey.

How you doing, baby?

Huh?

- [Francesca] I'm good.

- Good, you miss me?

- [Francesca] Yes.

- Oh, I miss you.

You're beautiful.

I want you to come and join me, okay.

- [Francesca] Okay.

- Okay.

Come downstairs.

Now.

(dramatic music)

(suspenseful music)

You look beautiful.

I have a gift for you.

You like gifts, right?

- Yes.

(suspenseful music)

- What do you think?

(suspenseful music)

- It's pretty.

- Exactly.

Let's try it on.

(suspenseful music)

How does that feel?

Feel good?

Feel fine?

- Yes.

- Oh, super.

I just wanna make you happy, Francesca.

Nothing's changed for me.

I still desire you.

(suspenseful music)

There you are.

That's how I visualized you.

You and me parading around St.
Mark's square holding hands

at the Carnival of Venice.

Instead, I witness the magical city

an amazing sight and charm.

Steeped in history.

Alone.

Such a beautiful ring
for a beautiful woman.

Smart thing for you to put
the ring in the coffee cup.

That way you wouldn't lose it.

Are your fingers a little swollen?

Huh?

Maybe you should cut
back on your salt intake.

- I think it needs to be resized.

It's been putting pressure on my finger.

- No problem.

I'll get that fixed for you.

Wow.

This is the first time I'm in
your presence in a long time.

I can still smell your body scent.

Same perfume, right?

- Yes.

- Yeah.

Some things never change.

What do you think?

- I don't know what to say.

- [Charlie] Just be honest.

- I think you need help.

Real help, Charlie, and you can get it.

I am so sorry we are here in this moment.

Please stop, Charlie.

I still love you and I
still care about you.

It's not too late to fix this.

- Maybe you're right.

I mean, I don't know what happened to me.

I must've went into a deep depression.

I mean, I guess I know
mental disorders run

on my father's family tree side,

but I never thought that
I'd get to this level.

Wow.

You know, I had the perfect wife.

Beautiful wife.

Solid career.

And childless.

Yeah.

You must think I'm burnt, right?

(suspenseful music)

Why don't we go upstairs, sweetheart?

- I feel comfortable
talking to you right here.

- Then you'll be comfortable upstairs.

(speaking in foreign language)

Not bad.

(suspenseful music)

(ominous music)

Sweetheart, you should've
tried to side swipe.

You might've been able
to puncture the artery.

Is this how you show
your love for me, huh?

(suspenseful music)

Well, well, well.

Lookie, lookie, lookie.

What do we have here?

We have a man who has to come
to his final destination.

Point of no return.

Where sins are not forgiven.

Amos 8:7 existed in 750 B.C.

Let it rip.

You can do it.

I know you can do it.

(gun cocking)
(woman screaming)

Geez Louise.

Oh my, you made it.

Woo, hallelujah.

Hosanna in the highest.

The maker was on your side with that one.

Woo.

But we will try, try, and let's try again.

Yeah.

Stop.

Shut your pathetic mouth.

I will get this done.

Go back and read your Bible, preacher.

That's all you're good for.

What?

You think you can fuck
with me, huh, preacher?

You have no fucking idea

'cause I'm fucking done, motherfucker.

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

(gun cocking)
(woman screaming)

This is bullshit.

I'm not having it, man.

I will be the one to
get this done not you.

I will keep spinning and
spinning 'til it happens.

Ah.

Whatever you say, boy.

You seem to be, appear to
be a very determined man.

I'm just full of lies, aren't I?

Come on now, Charlie.

I love ya.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You want this complete, right?

Well yes I do.

I do.

Then let Charlie Janaro
from Janaro Investments

take a professional disciplined approach

to a successful outcome.

It's a vision of patience and timing.

The probability for success
is greater now (chuckles).

You can do it.

I know you can do it.

But now you want me to pump one to my head

when I wanted to pump two into her head.

Don't you question me, boy.

I know what's best for you, boy.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Be a jerk off and listen to him.

You know the drill.

You went over this many times with me

with no interruptions from him.

Don't let that hick mind fuck you.

Fuck his thoughts and take the bitch out.

(suspenseful music)

That a boy.

Come on now, cowboy.

Heehaw.

Thank you.

You're very convincing,

but appears to be lacking
transparency and so I disagree.

(gun cocking)

Boom, boom.

You missed.

Your faith is strong, Charlie boy.

Let's go onto plan B.

(suspenseful music)

Don't you fucking move.

(suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

- Yeah, man.

No, brother, this deal is signed,
sealed and delivered, man.

(laughs) Exactly.

That's what I'm saying.

No, man.

Listen.

You gotta get me one
of those first of all.

Second.

(suspenseful music)

- [Charlie] Die.

(gun firing)

(phone thudding)

(ominous music)

(suspenseful music)

- Oh my God (screams).

♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ Nights are so blue without you ♪

♪ I miss you, baby ♪

♪ I can't make it through the day ♪

♪ I'm thinking about you in every way ♪

♪ My baby ♪

♪ Baby baby baby ♪

♪ I miss you, baby ♪

♪ Baby baby baby ♪

♪ I miss you ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby baby baby ♪

♪ Yes, I miss you ♪

♪ I miss you, baby ♪

♪ I miss you, baby, and
you really know that ♪

♪ I miss you, baby, as a matter of fact ♪

♪ I miss you ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby ♪

(alarm blaring)

- Yes, hi Bree.

- [Bree] Hello.

We received a burglary alarm
coming from the apartment door.

- Right, right.

It was.

It was just a test.

I was just testing out the system.

Sorry I didn't get to
the phone quick enough.

- [Bree] Okay, no problem.

Well, we did.

Since we were unable to
verify proper passcode,

we did go ahead and notify
the police department,

but we just called to
make sure you're aware.

- Oh, I didn't expect that, but okay.

- [Bree] Okay.

Well thank you, sir.

You have a wonderful day.

- All right, thank you.

Hi, is this the precinct?

Yes, this is Charlie Janaro.

May I speak with Detective Johnson?

He's a personal friend of mine.

Okay then.

Can you let him know that
the alarm went off in my home

and I wasn't able to
get to it quick enough,

but it was just a test.

No need to send any police to my home.

Okay.

He knows my number.

He can call me back.

Thank you very much.

Have a good day.