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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
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- Your husband is coming to America.
- What?
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Tayo wants to pick Dele up from school.
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Ah, he could not get the lioness.
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And now he set his sights on the cub.
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Dele is my son.
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That is true.
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But do not forget.
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I am the one raising him.
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That reminds me,
I could use a new steamer.
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I will send you a photo
of the one I want.
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For your birthday?
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For Dele to bring.
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What are you talking about?
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When he comes to visit
Nigeria with his father.
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Nobody talked to me about this.
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Well, Tayo talked to me.
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It is not his decision.
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Hey, you don't want Dele to
come see his own grandmother?
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You want a stranger to bring my steamer?
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I will tell your father
that you do not want to go.
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But I do.
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- What?
- I want to go with my dad.
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Please, Mum.
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It's only for the summer.
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This is really what you want?
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Yes, Mum.
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I see.
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- UNCLE TUNDE: Who is it?
- It's Bob.
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Is there anyone else with you?
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No, just me.
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Are you sure? I didn't see you check.
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I am the only one in the hallway.
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I'll let you in, but be quick.
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Can you open the door a little more?
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What is going on?
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I am not to let anyone in
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who could be a relative of Tayo.
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Do I look like a relative of Tayo?
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You will regret coming here.
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You can cut the tension with an obe.
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Obe means knife.
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Got it.
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I don't think you do "got it."
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Because you are still here.
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Does this have anything to do
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with Dele going to Nigeria?
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It is about him not going.
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Abishola has gone against
his father's wishes
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and forbidden it.
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Well, she is his mother.
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And Tayo is his father.
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And you're his uncle. What are we doing?
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Oh, it's not good, Bob.
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The families are upset.
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Olu is upset. My stomach is upset.
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Well, how's Dele?
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Who cares?
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All I know is that Abishola
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was short with Olu.
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And that is tempting the devil.
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And if you say I called Olu the devil,
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I will call you a liar.
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I'll go talk to Abishola.
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Oh, be careful.
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Sometimes when we try to help,
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we are adding petirolu to the fire.
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Petirolu means fuel.
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Got it.
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He doesn't got it.
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Hey there.
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Hello.
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Smells delicious.
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Thank you.
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So, uh, small question...
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Dele is not going to Nigeria.
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My decision is final.
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Okay.
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I have raised him by myself,
and his father cannot just
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swoop in and take him away.
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Right.
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All of this happened
because you forced me
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to let Dele have a choice in things.
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Well, I don't know that I forced you...
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You're right.
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It's all my fault.
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I am his mother.
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And I know what is best for him.
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Not Tayo.
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Not Auntie.
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Not Dele.
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Got it.
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- Do you still have a question?
- I do not.
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Good.
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I'll be out there.
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By the way, you look beautiful tonight.
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All right.
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("IFANLA" BY SOLA AKINGBOLA PLAYING)
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Well, you know dinner's
good when everybody's quiet.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Real good.
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Any more of that wine, Tunde?
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Nope.
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Glad you liked it.
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I stopped tasting it three glasses ago.
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I never even got a chance to taste it.
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It's not very good.
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Why are you not eating your food?
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I'm not hungry.
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I made this food and you will eat it.
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I'm not hungry.
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Just because you are upset about Nigeria
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does not mean you will
be disrespectful to me.
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Eat your food.
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No, thank you.
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(BOTH GASP)
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- I'll take some more peas.
- (CLEARS THROAT): Uh-uh.
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You will do as I say.
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(BOTH GASP)
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What's going on?
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Open rebellion.
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Since you do not want to eat your food,
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I will throw it in the garbage.
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Ah-ah! Give it here.
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You will sit there
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and suffer while I eat your portion.
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I'm sorry you had to see this.
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I don't even know what I'm watching.
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Right here's fine. I figure
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she'll calm down soon and want
Dele to have his things back.
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What did her son do?
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Didn't eat dinner.
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- That she prepared?
- Yeah.
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He will not be seeing
these things again.
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She even took his Air Jordans.
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Oh, it is better than what
my mother did with my shoes.
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She would throw them at me.
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- You're kidding.
- No.
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One time, I was standing at a bus stop,
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she drove past and hit me
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right between the eyes
with one of my loafers.
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A drive-by shoeing.
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My mother would punish me by
making me sleep on the roof
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and wear my sister's clothes to school.
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Boy, that makes a shoe to the
face feel like an upgrade.
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It wasn't all bad.
I developed a love for astronomy
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and found out I could wear the
hell out of a pencil skirt.
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These experiences helped us
learn and become better people.
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So you do that kind of
thing with your kids?
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Of course not. It is child abuse.
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Ah!
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Dele was such a good boy.
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He was.
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And now I have lost him.
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You have.
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Child, listen, you can't blame yourself.
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I do not.
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Okay then.
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The boy was silent and obedient
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before his father arrived.
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It could be that.
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Or just that you've got
yourself a teenager now.
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I did not raise him to be a teenager.
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Did you think he was gonna skip it?
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Go from obedient child
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straight to obedient doctor?
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That is what I told him to do.
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You know, my eldest was
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very stubborn... I blamed his father.
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But then when my husband died,
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the two younger ones were even worse.
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And that's when I realized
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the problem was them.
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I do not even recognize Dele.
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Oh, yeah, suddenly they start
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talking back to you.
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Having opinions.
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When my James was 14,
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he started hanging out
with the wrong crowd,
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skipping school,
even got caught drinking.
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Your child sounds like a criminal.
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He was a teenager.
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Okay.
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Teenage criminal.
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Grilled cheese? Hell yeah.
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This is for Dele.
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Abishola brought him to work
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to keep an eye on him and I
figured he could use a little
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comfort food and a check-in
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from his Auntie Christina.
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You're gonna be an awesome aunt.
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You think?
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Yeah. You're quirky,
you're out of touch with reality.
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All you need now is a cat you dress up
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and wheel around in a stroller.
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Aw. (CHUCKLES)
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And you're gonna be a fun uncle.
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"Funcle" Doug.
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I don't hate that.
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I'm clearly not ready to be a parent,
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but I have a lot to offer as a funcle.
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- Shall we?
- Hey, don't bring up your therapist.
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Why would I bring up my therapist?
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'Cause you always bring
up your therapist.
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Hey, buddy.
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Having a tough time?
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Oh, no, um, I'm okay.
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Well, this is in case you're hungry.
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And these are in case you want to talk.
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Thanks, but my mum told me
not to bother you.
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(GROANS) "Mums," right?
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Can you not tell my mum I'm eating this?
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Oh, mum's the word.
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That's a funcle joke.
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Stay in your lane.
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You know,
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I get scolded for not knowing
enough about my Yoruba culture,
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yet I'm forbidden to visit
the place where I'm from.
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Ooh, been there.
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I'm supposed to become a successful man.
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But I'm not allowed to
make a single choice.
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How does that prepare me for life?
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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You know, I have a great therapist.
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What did I say?
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I'm sorry.
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You know your son's just
testing your authority, right?
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I know.
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You got to be careful though.
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Every kid handles these
kinds of moments differently.
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I will manage.
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Why don't we try doing
the table circles?
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(GROANS) Fine.
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Bob was easy.
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When he acted out,
all it took was a little guilt,
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and he'd snap to.
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"Oh, Bobby,
when you don't make your bed,
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Mommy just wants to kill herself."
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All right, maybe a lot of guilt.
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Try using both arms equally.
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Douglas was trickier.
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You had to let him think he'd won.
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Stick a couple of M&M'S
underneath his spinach,
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that sort of thing.
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Let's do counterclockwise now.
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But Christina.
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Oh, she was like a top-heavy
SUV on a mountain road.
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You handle her wrong, and suddenly,
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she's catching fire and
taking out a school bus.
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Okay, that is it for today.
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I'm doling out some gems.
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You could at least pretend to listen.
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I'm sorry, but I think Dele is
different from your children.
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Different how?
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Behind their backs,
you call Douglas and Christina
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"Tweedle Dee and Tweedle D-minus."
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That's not true,
I said it to their face.
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Well, in Nigeria,
raising a child is about respect
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and discipline.
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I'm just saying,
nobody's got it all figured out.
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There's no right answer.
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Well, my answer is more right.
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- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
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And your mother raised you the same way?
270
00:11:09,747 --> 00:11:11,914
- Yes.
- And how often do you talk to her?
271
00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,583
She calls every day.
272
00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:16,886
And I answer once a week.
273
00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:20,456
Well, I talk to my kids morning,
noon and night.
274
00:11:20,558 --> 00:11:23,526
Beneath all that bickering,
there's love.
275
00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:26,028
That's why they're not 8,000 miles away,
276
00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,630
dodging my phone calls.
277
00:11:27,732 --> 00:11:29,665
They live with me, they work with me.
278
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:33,169
Wherever I turn, there they are.
279
00:11:33,271 --> 00:11:34,937
That's nice.
280
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:38,107
They haunt my dreams, Abishola.
281
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:41,508
_
282
00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,391
Here.
283
00:11:57,295 --> 00:11:58,828
What is this?
284
00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,329
A dancing video game.
285
00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:02,198
I got it from Bob's garage.
286
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,734
Oh. Thank you.
287
00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:08,170
Since you like both
dancing and video games.
288
00:12:08,273 --> 00:12:10,106
This is a combination of the two.
289
00:12:11,509 --> 00:12:13,509
I'm familiar with it.
290
00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:15,845
Your father does not like you dancing.
291
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,481
And neither do you.
292
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,683
But I let you, and when we get home,
293
00:12:20,785 --> 00:12:22,418
I'll let you play this video game.
294
00:12:23,421 --> 00:12:24,720
I can't.
295
00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:26,422
Do not argue with me.
296
00:12:26,524 --> 00:12:28,557
You will dance, and I will watch.
297
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:33,624
No, I want to play the game,
but I can't.
298
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:35,080
I don't have the console.
299
00:12:36,401 --> 00:12:38,234
You cannot just plug this in the VCR?
300
00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:40,202
No, it doesn't work that way.
301
00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:42,872
Then why do we have the VCR?
302
00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:45,474
I really don't know.
303
00:12:45,576 --> 00:12:49,478
But, um... thanks for thinking of me.
304
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,981
I'm always thinking of you.
305
00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:57,887
So now will you eat?
306
00:12:57,989 --> 00:12:59,155
Can I go to Nigeria?
307
00:12:59,257 --> 00:13:01,490
- No.
- Then I'm not hungry.
308
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,182
Give me that.
309
00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:11,375
_
(KNOCKING)
310
00:13:12,472 --> 00:13:14,506
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
311
00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:17,598
(SIGHS)
312
00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:23,677
Tayo.
313
00:13:23,739 --> 00:13:25,239
I'm sorry to impose.
314
00:13:25,341 --> 00:13:26,473
I'm sorry, too.
315
00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:27,675
If you came here thinking you could
316
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:28,943
change my mind about Dele going
317
00:13:29,045 --> 00:13:30,711
to Nigeria, you are mistaken.
318
00:13:30,813 --> 00:13:32,279
I just came here to ask your permission
319
00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:34,815
to take him to school. Nothing else.
320
00:13:35,905 --> 00:13:36,950
My permission?
321
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,641
You're his mother. I defer to you.
322
00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:43,779
Unless school is too far for a
child to travel with his father.
323
00:13:43,881 --> 00:13:45,080
Don't be ridiculous.
324
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,149
I was under the impression
325
00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:48,984
you didn't want me to see him at all.
326
00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:50,519
That is not true.
327
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,822
Good. Because the more you try
to keep your children close,
328
00:13:53,924 --> 00:13:55,424
the more they push you away.
329
00:13:55,526 --> 00:14:00,062
Mm. I'm sure you know a lot
about pushing people away.
330
00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,901
Dele! Get your things.
331
00:14:06,003 --> 00:14:07,603
You are going to school
with your father.
332
00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:08,714
Thank you.
333
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,640
- Bye, Mum.
- And no gallivanting.
334
00:14:11,742 --> 00:14:13,008
Come straight home after school.
335
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:15,143
Yes, Mum.
336
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,481
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I am a fool.
337
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:20,716
UNCLE TUNDE: No, no.
338
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,252
He is just smarter than you.
339
00:14:25,591 --> 00:14:26,938
_
340
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,224
I am impressed.
341
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,993
It took him very little time
342
00:14:31,095 --> 00:14:33,395
- to destroy your relationship with Dele.
- Mm-mm.
343
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,130
Tayo cannot come between us.
344
00:14:35,232 --> 00:14:36,532
He's just taking him to school.
345
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,534
I'm sure Tayo will spend
the whole drive talking
346
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,903
about how wonderful you are.
347
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,704
He cannot poison my son against me.
348
00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:44,806
Because your son will not eat.
349
00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:48,877
He would rather starve himself
than listen to his mother.
350
00:14:48,979 --> 00:14:52,080
Oh, my friend,
I hate to see you so upset.
351
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,083
This is the problem with
only having one child.
352
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,019
- What?
- I would say
353
00:14:57,087 --> 00:14:58,487
you have put all of
your eggs in one basket,
354
00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:00,255
but you only have the one egg.
355
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:05,060
Me? Hmm.
I have a stupid son, a lazy daughter.
356
00:15:05,162 --> 00:15:08,664
But my youngest boy is
a successful lawyer.
357
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,265
He's the one I love.
358
00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:13,702
Kemi, you love all your children.
359
00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:16,605
Eh. It's a numbers game.
360
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,607
Every mother gets a few duds.
361
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,242
Dele is not a dud.
362
00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:22,377
Okay. You're right. You're right.
363
00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:26,782
He's certainly your
most successful child.
364
00:15:29,098 --> 00:15:31,477
_
365
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,056
I knew I didn't throw it out.
366
00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:35,290
Here are the dance mats,
367
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,992
the game system,
368
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:41,930
- and one of these is the power cord.
- Thank you.
369
00:15:42,032 --> 00:15:44,199
Uh, I can figure out
which one if you want,
370
00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:47,235
but I felt like making Dele
earn it was more your style.
371
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,738
- Okay.
- I never throw these things out.
372
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,540
I guess you could say I'm a "corder."
373
00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:54,610
A... corder.
374
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,546
I understood your unfunny joke.
375
00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,681
Okay, just making sure.
376
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:02,017
Look, I've never raised a kid,
377
00:16:02,119 --> 00:16:04,119
but from an outsider's perspective,
378
00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:06,121
you're doing a hell of a job.
379
00:16:06,223 --> 00:16:07,789
You'll get through this,
380
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:09,758
and I'm happy to help in any way I can.
381
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,894
- You'd make a good father.
- You think?
382
00:16:12,997 --> 00:16:15,998
Mm-hmm.
You are supportive, a good provider.
383
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,101
Your jokes are old and not humorous.
384
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:21,236
I'll take that as a compliment.
385
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:24,272
Did you ever want children?
386
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,375
(SIGHS)
387
00:16:26,477 --> 00:16:28,176
I did for a long time,
388
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,712
but with Lorraine,
things were complicated.
389
00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:32,247
Ah.
390
00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:35,083
She struggled with infertility
due to endometriosis.
391
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:40,255
I was her nurse. I saw her files.
392
00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:42,624
It's funny,
I kind of gave up on the whole idea.
393
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:45,594
But now, with you,
394
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:47,429
yeah, I think I'd be up for it.
395
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:48,864
I mean, assuming you are.
396
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,333
- I already have a child.
- Right, obviously.
397
00:16:51,435 --> 00:16:53,335
I'm not just going to have
another one to replace him.
398
00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:54,469
I wasn't saying that.
399
00:16:54,571 --> 00:16:55,937
Right now, I need to focus on Dele.
400
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,006
- You brought it up.
- Maybe one day, we can talk
401
00:16:58,108 --> 00:17:00,108
about having children,
but today is not that day.
402
00:17:01,239 --> 00:17:03,278
Again, you brought it up!
403
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,818
_
404
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,717
(DOOR OPENS)
405
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:10,896
Kaale, Mum.
406
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,221
(SCOFFS) This is how
you fold the shirts?
407
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,894
When my mother sees this,
408
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,796
she will think I did
not raise you properly.
409
00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:22,731
Excuse me?
410
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,968
You are going to Nigeria this summer.
411
00:17:27,071 --> 00:17:29,371
- I am?
- You will behave
412
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,373
and represent this family well.
413
00:17:31,475 --> 00:17:34,743
- You will also call me every day.
- Of course.
414
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:37,212
Before the plane takes off,
after it lands.
415
00:17:37,314 --> 00:17:40,816
Before, during and after every car trip.
416
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,250
Yes, Mum.
417
00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:44,262
It does not matter
418
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,321
how things are with your father and me.
419
00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:48,090
This trip will be good for you.
420
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,058
That is what matters.
421
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,660
Thank you, Mum.
422
00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:53,962
And I will never be against you.
423
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:57,199
Never. Do you understand?
424
00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:59,267
I know that.
425
00:18:01,402 --> 00:18:04,970
I do not care that I only
have one egg in my baskets.
426
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:09,244
I love that egg, and I am proud of it.
427
00:18:09,346 --> 00:18:10,355
Excuse me?
428
00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:12,514
I will not say it again.
429
00:18:13,453 --> 00:18:14,642
It's almost time for dinner.
430
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,789
I'm starving. I'll go wash up.
431
00:18:17,121 --> 00:18:19,391
Ah-ah, finish folding these clothes.
432
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:20,515
And make it quick.
433
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,407
Uncle Tunde is already
eyeing your portion.
434
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,088
_
435
00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:36,136
♪ Bai ding ba doli party,
Cbamm bing ba doli party ♪
436
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:38,638
♪ Breding ba doli party, party pop ♪
437
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,740
- (POP)
- ♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
438
00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:42,842
♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪
439
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:46,880
♪ Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy,
funny, lucky gummy bear ♪
440
00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:50,417
♪ I'm a jelly bear,
'cause I'm a gummy bear ♪
441
00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:53,753
♪ Oh, I'm a movin', groovin',
jammin', singin' gummy bear ♪
442
00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:55,989
- ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
- That's it, Bob.
443
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,824
We are headed for the high score.
444
00:18:57,926 --> 00:19:00,694
I hope we get there before
I have another heart attack.
445
00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:02,976
If you'd like a break, I could play.
446
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,130
Hang on!
447
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:07,033
We are doing so well, we can't stop now!
448
00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:09,436
The game's on "easy."
449
00:19:09,538 --> 00:19:10,603
Go to your room.
450
00:19:10,606 --> 00:19:11,905
♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy ♪
451
00:19:12,007 --> 00:19:13,607
♪ Gummy bear ♪
452
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:16,810
♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy,
gummy, gummy bear. ♪
453
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,918
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