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They ought to make the day the time changes

the first day of summer.

What?

Well it's eight o'clock and it's still light.

Lot of good the extra daylight does us.

Now we still got a three hour drive back,

we're not gonna be home until after midnight.

You wouldn't do it.

You think I want to blow a Sunday

on a scene like this?

You know, I think that we're either gonna have

to put mother out here or move the grave into Pittsburgh.

She can't make a trip like this.

Coming back on the air

after an interruption due to technical problems.

Nothing wrong with the radio.

Must of been the station.

Which row is it in?

Damn kids.

I hate Halloween.

Do you remember one time

when we were small, we were out here.

It was from right over there.

I jumped out at you from behind the tree

and Grandpa got all excited

and he shook his fist at me

and he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell."

Remember that?

Right over there.

You used to really be scared.

Johnny.

You're still afraid.

Stop it now, I mean it.

They're coming to get you Barbra.

Stop it.

You're ignorant.

They're coming for you, Barbra.

Stop it, you're acting like a child.

They're coming for you.

Look, there comes one of them know.

I'm getting out of here.

Johnny.

Johnny, help me!

Sorry, Dad.

I know I'm a little late.

We had a group of college kids walk in

20 minutes before closing.

Look, I know you hate Halloween.

But I wish you wouldn't be such a bummer.

At least pass out all the candy I bought.

Dad?

♪ It's ♪

♪ Buttery ghoul ♪

♪ Zombie fun ♪

♪ Chocolate covered excitement ♪

♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪

♪ It's alive ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

♪ Once a year ♪

♪ Climb from the grave ♪

♪ Tasty month ♪

♪ Frightening ♪

♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪

♪ It's alive ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

♪ It's alive ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

♪ It's alive ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

Boo!

Come on, weren't you a little scared?

It's a little hard to be scared of a hockey mask.

What about Jason?

Jason doesn't wear princess sneakers.

But.

Mommy.

Hi, hey baby.

You missed it.

I totally just scared Laurie.

You did, did you?

Oh yeah.

She screamed bloody murder.

Why is this place such a disaster?

It's complete chaos.

I can't get either of them to do any of their chores.

Thanks.

And what about your chores?

Uh well, if they don't do theirs

I shouldn't have to do mine.

It's only fair.

Ever think about leading by example?

Hey, that's my breakfast.

Is this the kind of crap you guys eat

when I'm not around?

You heard, Mom.

This crap is not good for you.

What?

Why is always me?

What about Tweedledee and Tweedledum?

I'm offended.

I am not dumb.

Of course you're not, honey.

I just feel like everything

is always put onto my shoulders.

I didn't ask to be the oldest.

Well, you are the oldest

and I need you to step up for the next two nights.

Wait, the next two nights?

I had to pick up the next two nights.

Mom, Halloween is tomorrow and I already have plans.

I don't want to be stuck

at home looking after these dimwits.

You won't be stuck at home.

You'll be taking your sister trick or treating.

Is that his project?

Yeah, it's due today.

He's been on it 24/7 with Pork Chop.

You mean Lawrence?

How's he doing?

Father Justice Martinez wrote in his journal

about a pack of mountain devils.

Devils.

Slaughtering his entire wagon train.

Oh no.

Help!

Let it go.

Little fuck got away.

No he didn't.

Come on.

Come on

Where the fuck are you, little bitch?

Swear that kids gonna eat my dirt tonight.

Hey.

What are you doing back there?

I, I, I was hiding.

From those guys in the van?

Yeah.

Why?

I was at the Diablo's Den...

Diablo's Den?

What are you doing up there?

I was grabbing some establishing shots.

What?

I'm doing a documentary on Diablo's Den for school.

See.

Aren't you scared of who's up there?

Who's up there?

Bloody Bobby.

Bloody Bobby?

Well they're gone now.

Yeah, I better get going.

Thank you for not killing me.

Listen.

Watch your back and be extra careful

the next couple of days.

You never know who or what's gonna come

out of the shadows on Halloween,

especially in Fall Creek Valley.

Okay, Pork Chop.

Just get up and shut up.

Keep walking, get on your bike, ride home

before you end up in some creepy guy's basement.

Bye.

How can we not find the fattest fucking kid ever?

Seriously, man.

Let's go, baby.

I'm hungry for a pork chop.

Well, well, well.

Looks like lard ass had a little accident.

No.

Did you just piss yourself?

No, it's from a puddle, butt breath.

You can't stop running that mouth of yours, can ya?

Tons of fun here is trying to be funny.

How many times do I have to tell you

to stop spying on us?

I wasn't spying.

Then what were you doing up there?

Your mom.

You fat little.

Those assholes.

Let him go!

Oh you cum buckets are gonna get it now.

Laurie, you live here?

And Pork Chop is a friend of my brothers.

- Yeah! - We were just messing

with him, like boys being boys.

Looks like a couple of dick less douche bags

working through some childhood issues.

Hey, I'm not dick less.

Not you, sweetie.

You got it all wrong, beautiful.

Lawrence here is our bro.

Yeah a brother from another mother.

We were just playing with him.

Weren't gonna hurt the kid.

I'm sorry if it seems I'm not listening

it's just that bullshit meter is ringing so loud

it's making my ears bleed.

Let's go.

You mess with him, you mess with me.

Bye Lawrence.

You okay?

Thanks, Laurie.

No problem, Pork Chop.

How long have Ace and Judd been picking on you?

Everyday for the past two years.

Those assholes.

And I think I pissed myself.

In 1876, a missionary named Father Justice Martinez.

How do I look?

Like you're sporting a geriatric fall line.

Don't worry, honey, you're stuffs in the dryer.

It will be ready soon.

Good.

That means you won't smell like piss

for the rest of the day.

So what's this all about?

Diablo's Den.

Diablo's Den?

Diablo's Den has been the setting

for pretty much tall tale campfire story

in Fall Creek Valley.

It's this place up by the hills in Burden Pass

where all this crazy shit's gone down.

Hey, watch your mouth.

Sorry, Mom.

Some believe it's an old place for satanic rituals.

Others believe it's a haunted, unmarked burial site

that's a gateway to hell.

So Lawrence and I decided to do our report

on all the stories and myths behind that place.

Looks more like Burkittsville, Maryland.

Where?

No, Burkittsville was made up for the movie.

Diablo's Den is real.

Whatever, nerd.

Hey, be nice.

Okay, time to go.

Regan, we're late.

Leave the mask here.

Shoo, come on, guys.

Time for school.

I need to change my pants.

You guys did a great job with the decorations.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

I think there's gonna be some scared kids

coming trick or treating around here.

That's the plan.

So I talked to your mom and she said

you're gonna be spending the weekend with us.

Thanks, Mrs. Peterson.

Oh, and honey just because he's spending the weekend

it's not gonna get you out of mowing the lawn.

I think the shaggy lawn goes good

with the Halloween decorations.

Oh no, you are mowing the lawn this weekend, sir.

Fine.

Okay, have a good day, guys.

Bye, mom.

Bye, Ms. Peterson.

See you later.

Laurie saved my ass today.

So you owe her own.

Me?

You're the one she saved.

You owe her, not me.

Hey, ladies.

So I am doing a

- protest tomorrow night. - I really like this one.

- Sweetie, please. - Before the dance

and I was really wondering if you guys could just,

'cause I just think, whatever.

Who pissed in your cup of coffee this morning?

It's just another typical bullshit day

in the life of Laurie Peterson.

You better back off, okay?

I meant what I said earlier.

Sorry.

I didn't know you knew him.

Calm down, what happened?

Yeah, don't get your panties in a bunch.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

It means that I can't get that image

of you in your panties out of my head.

Hey, beautiful.

Hey.

How you doing?

What's going on?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Laurie almost just carved these guys up.

No, it was just a misunderstanding.

Nothing to worry about.

You see, my brother here is kind of an idiot.

Has a tendency to say some dumb shit.

What do you guys want?

We wanted to see if you guys want

to go up to Diablo's Den bonfire tonight.

Tonight?

Yeah.

The game.

Game?

All you do is sit on the bench, bro.

Oh that's funny to you?

You think this is for fashion?

I'm hurt, asshole.

Whatever.

Pussy.

How 'bout you, Laurie?

I'm sorry.

I'm just not really interested in getting high

with a couple of assholes.

Good one.

Don't look at me.

I'll be doing anything but going to Diablo's Den.

You know I'm starting to think you don't like me too much.

Just now figuring this out?

Well, I'm down.

Seriously?

What?

What, it sounds like fun.

And Phoebe's down, too.

Sure.

Why not?

Well, whoever else wants to join us tonight,

you know where to find us.

Toodles.

Rather die.

I really hate those dick less douche bags.

So annoying.

You know you guys have Judd all wrong.

I've been tutoring Judd in English.

He isn't that much of a Neanderthal.

He's actually kind of smart.

You can't be serious.

Well, he's hot and he definitely isn't dick less.

I think she's banging the dick less douche bag.

What the hell?

Phoebe!

Stay out of my way next time

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Hey, cool off, cool off, cool off.

Cool off!

You cool, Laurie?

Are you?

Have you decided what you want to be for Halloween?

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.

- So cute. - I know.

What's up your butt?

You know that Halloween is anti-Christian.

So?

So?

Are you not worried about your soul?

Do you want to burn in hell?

Yeah, actually I do.

You're gonna drag Flash down with you.

Didn't you guys used to be friends?

Yeah, best friends.

What happened?

Isn't it obvious?

Laurie started to hang out with the popular kids.

I'm with you.

And to this day, locals refer to this area

as Diablo's Den.

The most haunted landmark in Fall Creek Valley.

Good job, guys.

But what is it with the background?

It's Diablo's Den.

I know it's Diablo's Den.

But what is it with all the voodoo dolls

hanging from the trees?

Production value.

Yeah, the combined technical qualities

of the methods, materials, or stagecraft skills used

in the production of a motion picture

or artistic performance.

Production value.

How did you get your hands on a voodoo dolls?

The art department.

So Lawrence, where did you obtain

those ancient, mysterious skills?

YouTube.

Told you it was a stupid idea.

Well, gentlemen, voodoo dolls and all,

you guys did a good job.

Anybody that has lived in Fall Creek Valley long enough

has heard the tales of went on up there over the years.

Like Bloody Bobby?

It's Halloween this weekend, so no homework.

Have fun and enjoy yourselves.

Be safe and always check your candy.

Hey, guys, hold up.

Can I have a word with you?

Where did you hear about Bloody Bobby?

This morning, why?

Was it from some local crazy guy

who looks like he hasn't slept in weeks?

I'd say that description is pretty spot on.

That is local crock pot and conspiracy theorist

Alex Griffin, he is bad news.

You guys need to stay clear of him,

especially around Halloween.

Why?

Take a look at this.

People are gonna take away from this

whatever they want.

It's not gonna stop it from becoming

some twisted urban legend.

Parents are gonna find their kids in the dark, chanting,

as if they're trying to channel his spirit

and bring him back to life.

They're gonna hear their kids whispering,

Bloody Bobby, Bloody Bobby, Bloody Bobby, Bloody Bobby.

He has spent the last 10 years trying

to convince anybody who will listen

that Fall Creek Valley's being haunted

by an evil demonic spirit known as Bloody Bobby.

Sounds like this guys been smoking it up

with the Barker Brothers at Diablo's Den.

He might be crazy, maybe even dangerous.

So play it safe and stay away from him.

Gentlemen, when did you post this video?

Earlier this morning before school.

Why?

You, my friends, are a hit.

Look.

Oh my God, that is awesome.

See, I told you the voodoo dolls would work.

- Have you seen this movie? - And she was all

up in Laurie's face, like

you're gonna burn in hell and bring Flash down with you.

Oh, hell no.

See, she's probably gonna be at Diablo's Den

partying with the rest of you.

That born again bitch needs to chill the fuck out.

Or just get laid.

I feel sorry for the poor guy

that pops that cherry.

I know.

You guys, she isn't a virgin.

What?

Wait really, who?

Flash?

Flash already told me the whole story though.

You know, before she came all self righteous

and religious, they dated for like three months in freshman.

See, that sex was probably so good,

it was like a come to Jesus moment.

I'm telling you.

Are you still talking to him?

Uh, yeah.

Wait, I mean I guess that makes sense.

That's why she hates you so much.

Amen or why I hate her.

I bet Flash is amazing between the sheets, too.

Don't look at me, I wouldn't know.

Wait, you're telling me you guys haven't done the nasty.

No.

What are you waiting for?

You better break that boy off a piece

before someone else does.

- Like me. - Hey.

- Or me. - What?

I'm just saying.

You got a good guy on your hands.

You don't want to make him wait too long

and you never know,

he might just end up back with Karolyi.

Sorry.

I was actually thinking of making tomorrow night

the big night

but that plans gone down into flames.

So.

Why?

Because, look I can't go to the dance.

What, why?

My mom has to work.

So?

Well, somebody's got to take Regan trick or treating.

Why don't you just have Eliot watch her for a few hours?

That's actually not a bad idea.

He does owe me after this morning.

Not bad, more like brilliant.

Okay, so little sis gets to get off for Halloween

and big sis gets to get freaky deaky

- Halloween costume sex. - Yes, she does.

Looks like it's gonna be a good Halloween

for the Peterson kids.

I don't think Elliot would agree with that.

Oh, he'll get over it

and like you said he owes you one from this morning

from saving his ass from the Barker Brothers.

I wish I didn't know about you and Judd.

Well, I'm not embarrassed of him.

Then why did you keep your little fling a secret?

Because you're always so critical about everything,

especially when it comes to boys.

I'm not critical.

I just have time for stupid high school guys.

What about Dave from chemistry?

That was different, Dave was...

I thought this was between me and you.

So its okay for the captain to keep secrets

but not her crew?

It was a one time thing.

Why are we making this such a big deal?

Because you're the one keeping secrets.

Laurie and I are besties.

Hey wait, I thought I was your bestie.

Got you.

Snap that.

Please.

See, told you I was scary.

Yeah, you are.

So what time are we meeting

at the front of the school?

I think I can get out of this nuthouse

and be there around nine.

Nine works for me.

Oh, fashionably late.

We can make an appearance that no one can forget.

I love it.

Hey, Elliot, how did it go?

I'm viral.

Mom, Mom!

What happened?

He uploaded a video

and it's gotten like 66,000 views since this morning.

H, that's impressive.

Yeah, kind of a big deal.

You've always been a big deal, Pork Chop.

So we'll be seeing you.

Please be on time, do not be late.

Aye aye, Captain.

Oh very funny.

Mom!

Mom, I'm viral.

Oh my god?

Is it contagious?

Mom, not that kind of viral.

Oh man, I love this family.

Hey Judd, Judd.

Ow, this prostate, bro.

So better.

Money.

Delivery.

This shit better be worth the top dollar you're charging.

Anything we sell is Barker Brother approved.

Sounds good.

Hey, why you guys taking off so early?

The girls, freaked out

about being up here so late.

The girls?

I got it.

Would you like a ride?

Yes, please.

Only the finest for you, my lady.

Thanks, amigo.

Score.

What?

Suck on that, you dingle berry.

Hey look at this.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

So you're basically saying a child who went missing

30 years ago framed your brother?

Well it was our fault for bullying him constantly.

Little Robert Maxwell with his bloody noses.

Come see this.

Not right now.

This guy's kicking my ass.

Lucky bastards homeschooled

so all he has to do is play video games all day.

I found this clip of Bloody Bobby,

it's pretty creepy.

Oh son of a bitch.

Don't worry about that.

Come see this.

And what is thought to be a double homicide,

former sheriff Ryan Leavitt and his daughter Sarah Leavitt

were found dead early this morning

in their Fall Creek Valley home.

Wait, is that your house?

The murderer of the infamous

2008 Fall Creek Valley Massacre.

Leavitt resigned after 25 years of service

with the FCVPD.

Looks like this from nine years ago.

Neighbors reported hearing a loud gunshot around midnight.

When deputies arrived, they found Sarah Leavitt

with a gunshot wound to the head.

What the fuck?

And Ryan Leavitt's body was found inside the house

with multiple stab wounds.

There has been nothing said

about these murders being linked

to the murders a year ago on Halloween.

Phoebe?

Pheebs?

What is that?

What is what?

I saw that Lawrence ass little fuck

playing with these the other day.

What for?

Hell if I know.

What an ugly fucking doll, man.

You know, it kind of looks like you.

Bullshit.

No for real, check it out.

It does.

It does kind of.

What the hell?

Put it out of it's misery, bro.

What do we have here?

What?

Looks like you got one, too, asshole.

What?

Give me that.

Let me see it.

- No. - Come on.

Catch it.

- Hey, guys. - Come and get it.

Don't you dare, don't you dare.

You think this is a game huh?

Give it back, give it back.

You want some huh?

Oh my god, real mature guys.

Girls, wait up.

So, your mom never told you

that someone was murdered here?

No.

That's messed up.

I don't think she even knows.

Did you at least get a good deal on this house?

What are you guys doing?

Whoa, damn, fellas.

Why are you so paranoid?

Did you know that Bloody Bobby

killed two people in your house?

Bloody who?

A demonic little monster who wants to kill everyone

in Fall Creek Valley on Halloween

and according to the internet

you guys live in the house of the past two victims.

Right.

Well I wouldn't trust everything you hear on the internet

because most of it is bullshit.

Well, I'm gonna go to bed.

Be sure you're in bed before Mom gets home, okay?

Okay, fine.

I'm holding you to it.

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

No one believes anything on the internet these days.

Yo, why would that fat little bastard

even have voodoo dolls in the first place?

I think it has something to do

with the project he was working with Elliot on.

What project?

Something about Diablo's Den.

Yeah, I don't know.

They posted it today and it already has 66,000 views.

Bullshit.

No, I'm serious.

No, no, no.

There's no way in hell that that little shit...

Okay, I was wrong.

It actually 100,000 views now.

What, let me see that.

What?

Locals refer to this area as Diablo's Den.

The most haunted landmark in Fall Creek Valley.

♪ I wanna be honest with you girl ♪

♪ I like the way you shake it ♪

♪ You wanna watch me as I shake it ♪

♪ I'm gonna be honest with you girl ♪

♪ I like the way you shake it ♪

♪ Don't be afraid ♪

♪ I will not lie to you ♪

♪ Girl I like the way you shake it ♪

♪ Break it down ♪

♪ Break it down ♪

♪ Shake it all around baby ♪

♪ You could never shake enough ♪

Oh shit.

You seen my phone?

No.

Here, high five, though.

Oh fuck me.

Mission accomplished.

Asshole.

My curfew's midnight, I'm gonna be late.

Who's rule is that?

My dad.

You'll be fine.

You do not know my dad.

I'm glad I don't know your dad.

Yeah.

He would kick your ass.

Ow, fuck.

Ow.

Goddamn.

I got to go find Phoebe.

Yo, close the door.

Fuck you.

Marshmallow?

Gross, it's burnt.

Only on one side.

Huh?

Are you kidding me right now?

Look, I don't know what you think is gonna happen here

but whatever you think it is, it's not.

Go.

Phoebe.

Phoebe, wait.

Pheebs?

Oh hell no, I'm not doing this alone.

Ace!

Ace.

Ace?

Stop being an asshole.

Please just come out.

Phoebe.

Phoebe, we have to go.

We're gonna be late.

I don't know where they are.

Are you gonna help?

Judd come on.

Judd stop, I'm being serious.

Judd, Judd stop, stop!

Judd!

Judd, stop!

Ace?

Oh my God.

No.

Say cheese.

Please.

You want a marshmallow?

Really?

What?

We have company.

Oh Pork Chop?

He isn't company, he's family.

I don't mind, Ms. Peterson.

Oh, also, Elliot and I found something out

about this house last...

What about the house?

Just that it went up in value.

Anyway, you guys are not to eat any of the candy

from trick or treating tonight

till I get home and check it.

Seriously?

Who in the hell would put drugs into candy?

Not just drugs, glass, poison, razor blades.

Razor blades?

Don't worry, honey, that's mommy's gonna take it

and get it x-rayed.

I think you're overreacting just a little.

No, Laurie, I'm not.

There's a lot of sick perverts out there.

Pervert candy?

I don't want pervert candy.

Don't worry, honey, we're gonna check it

and it's gonna be fine.

Look, I just really need you

to look after your brother and sister tonight, please.

Okay.

Thank you.

System deactivated.

It's happening.

Hey, sexy, what you doing?

Just grabbing a couple things for tonight.

You expecting a big turn out?

Well, you never want to run out of candy.

Yeah, those 10 year olds can be pretty vicious.

Uh huh.

You want a ride?

Yeah.

Thanks.

You look cute this morning.

Oh, so do you.

So, did you make it out to Diablo's Den

last night after the game?

No, I wasn't gonna go if you weren't.

Hey, what time are you leaving for the dance tonight?

Oh I told the girls around nine.

Nine?

Isn't that a little late?

Well, I just thought it would give us some alone time

before the dance tonight.

Yeah but nine is...

Yeah nine is pretty much when all the excitement starts.

Be at the house around seven.

That's when Regan and Elliot should be trick or treating.

Got it.

I shall be there at six 60, 59.

6:59.

He does not like me, does it?

Don't take it too personally.

He's just bent out of shape

because he's stuck taking Regan trick or treating tonight.

I mean that's not cool, he's dancing with it.

Hello?

And that must be your mom.

Yeah.

Listen, I swear, tonight they'll be no distractions.

None.

None at all.

- Okay. - Okay.

I'll see you tonight.

See you.

Quit it.

Wow, he's cute.

Make sure you put the lawn mower away.

I will, I will.

Brought you some lemonade.

You're welcome.

Your dad and I will be home.

We don't want anyone over now.

Okay, have fun at your old people party.

I'm gonna go out with the girls tonight, don't worry.

You're going out?

Yeah, to the school dance.

Honey, we talked about that.

We did?

Yes, we did.

Now come on, let's go, let's go.

See you guys, have fun.

Have fun, honey.

- Don't have too much fun. - Yeah, yeah.

♪ Let me love you baby ♪

♪ Let me love you baby ♪

We've got a breaking news report.

Police are investigating the deaths

of two teens found in the woods neighboring

the town of Fall Creek Valley.

Authorities were called on the scene

when a van was reported crashed into a tree

about two miles north of Burden Pass.

The identities of the teenagers will remain private

until the families have been notified.

Tune to Channel Five News at 11 for the latest...

Hey, you've reached Phoebe,

sorry I can't come to the phone right now?

Just shoot me a text like a normal person would.

Who leaves voicemails anymore?

Anyways, you know what to do.

Bye, adios, aloha.

Phoebe, call me back.

Phoebe I was just freaking out right now.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

Phoebe, is that you?

What the hell?

Phoebe?

Hello?

Phoebe?

Phoebe?

Phoebe?

What you looking for, Mom?

Oh the camera, honey.

Nobody uses a camera anymore.

Just use your cellphone like a normal person.

Okay, you two go over there and let me take a picture.

Oh you guys are adorable.

Okay, wait right there, I want one with your brother.

Elliot, come here, I want to take a picture.

Oh my goodness, you guys look amazing.

Could you take a picture of us, please?

Sure.

Thank you.

Say cheese.

Cheese.

Okay let me see.

Oh that's great.

Okay, I gotta go or I'm gonna be late.

You guys have fun and be safe.

Only call if there's an emergency.

It's gonna be a crazy night at work tonight.

Don't worry, Mom, we'll be fine.

Bye, Mommy.

Bye, baby.

Have fun.

Bye.

Try not to burn the house down, guys.

Oh, Laurie, tell Elliot

to put the goddamn lawnmower away.

Okay, Mom.

Elliot, put the goddamn lawnmower away!

Laurie, watch your language.

Just coming.

- Hi. - Trick or treat.

Oh, wow.

Cool, my first tricksters of the night.

Here we go.

Some for you and for you.

Happy Halloween.

You know what, on second thoughts.

You're probably my last trick or treaters.

You can just have it all.

- Thank you. - No problem.

Thank you.

Well, have a good one.

That should eliminate all distractions for the night.

Wow.

I'm sorry, I don't really have any candy for you.

I just gave it all away but happy Halloween, little one.

Jesus, Flash.

Scary right?

I am literally freaking weirded out.

Why are we weirded out?

You okay?

Yeah, just some weird kid just kind of came

and then probably just some kids pranking.

You're okay.

Yeah.

You look cute.

So do you.

Thanks.

Do you have anymore treats?

Maybe just might of saved some.

- Thank you. - Happy Halloween.

Thanks.

Oh no.

What?

You have to have it checked before you eat it.

Could be pervert candy.

I like to live my life on the wild side of things.

Your funeral.

It's getting late.

One more street.

We've done all these houses.

But my bag isn't...

It is full.

It was a good night.

Let's go home.

Fine.

Wait.

What?

Let's cut through the church.

Hell no.

Watch your mouth, sinner,

Jesus doesn't like profanity.

Don't judge me, Pork Chop.

Half the words I use I learned from you.

♪ Let's make love ♪

♪ I wanna love you baby ♪

♪ Let's make love ♪

♪ I wanna love you darling ♪

♪ I wanna roll with you ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ I want to hold you down ♪

No.

♪ Let's make love ♪

Regan and Elliot are gonna be home in five minutes.

Wanna go to your room?

What about the dance?

I'm pretty sure we're gonna have more fun in your room.

Come on.

Everyone's expecting us and we're already late

so we really gotta go.

Slow down.

Why are you going so fast?

I think someone's following us.

Come on.

Is he still following us?

I don't know, I don't see him.

Hey.

I believe you're in terrible danger.

We don't want any trouble.

Trouble?

It's a little too late for that.

He's already here.

What are you talking about?

Bloody Bobby's here and you're the one responsible

for calling for him.

Me, what did I do?

You invited him to come out and play.

You, your friends, your family,

everyone is a target tonight.

I told you the voodoo dolls were a bad idea.

No, I mean, I didn't, I just.

They told me it was over.

They said I was crazy but I knew, I knew he would return.

What the hell are you talking about it?

He isn't real.

He's just a stupid urban legend.

That little monster killed my brother

and if you don't take my advice, you'll be dead, too.

You, everyone.

Go home, lock up, and if anyone comes knocking,

don't open the door.

Until the clock strikes midnight and Halloween is over.

Told you he was crazy.

I'm scared.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Son of a bitch, is that you Alex?

Goddamn it.

You're telling those ghost stories again?

I warned you about this.

You want to spend another Halloween behind bars?

No, officer, he wasn't harassing us or anything.

He just saw us and told us to go home.

Fine.

You three head home.

Oh no.

You stay.

We need to talk.

What?

Nothing.

You just, you look so cute in that outfit.

That outfit of yours is absolutely...

- Look out! - Holy shit!

What the hell was that?

It looks like that kid from earlier.

The one who was messing with you?

Yeah.

Just wandered out into the middle of street.

He's gonna get hurt.

Or killed.

Fuck.

That dude was scary weird.

Yeah, he's one of those guys

that gets off on scaring little kids on Halloween.

Well, he scared me.

He was pretty convincing

but it's all just pretend.

It was make believe, okay?

Can I watch a movie before I go to bed?

As long as you watch it in your room.

Sweet.

Keep this Bloody Bobby thing on the down low.

I don't need Regan so freaked out she can't sleep tonight.

Yeah but do you think that it was real?

'Cause he sounded really nervous about it.

He was just crazy.

Remember what Mr. Carpenter said?

It's just a stupid urban legend

to get kids scared on Halloween.

You're scared, aren't you?

No.

Okay, maybe just a little.

System deactivated.

Hello?

Who's that?

Just Eli checking in.

Looks like they just got home.

That's good.

You heard anything from the girls?

No.

I don't see any of their cars here, either.

Yeah no sign of the Stabbing Cabin either.

Thank god for that.

Well, looks like we're the first to get here.

Let me just text Britney.

I mean like, it's 10 o'clock.

How fashionably late do you have

to be to make an entrance?

You know what Britney's like.

Yeah, I know their costumes suck.

Burbank tower to American flight 812, over.

Burbank tower to American flight 812, over.

Holy mackerel.

Burbank tower to American flight 812.

Ugh, I can actually see you getting fatter.

Didn't your mom put you on a diet or something?

It's a cheat day.

Relax, dork.

This is mine, yours is over there by the door.

My mom always checks it before we're allowed

to eat any of it.

Yeah, I heard her talking about that.

Kind of overprotective, if you ask me.

Yeah, well she's seen a lot of shit being a nurse.

Don't worry, this is has my Pork Chop seal of approval.

What was that?

I think Regan woke up?

Regan?

Regan, what's wrong?

What?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Can you leave the light on?

Okay.

Goodnight.

I don't see them in there.

I've been calling Judd and Ace

and no ones answering their phone.

Think they ditched us?

I don't know.

They didn't ditch you.

How would you even know that?

Their bodies have been found slaughtered

up by Diablo's Den earlier this morning.

What?

It's been allover the news.

I'm surprised that you haven't heard anything.

How did it happen?

It's still undergoing investigation

so they're releasing very little details.

Look, who was up there when you there?

Ashley and Phoebe.

Shit.

Why won't anyone answer their phone?

Let's go home.

let's get out of here.

You hungry?

I could eat.

Of course you can.

I was thinking about throwing in a frozen pizza.

You got any ranch?

What?

I like to have ranch with my pizza.

Yeah about three quarters of a bottle.

Big or little?

I don't know.

Normal.

Okay yeah, that should be enough.

Says it will be done in about 15 minutes.

♪ It's ♪

♪ Buttery goo ♪

♪ Zombie fun ♪

♪ Chocolate covered excitement ♪

♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪

♪ It's alive ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

♪ Once a year ♪

♪ It climbs from the grave ♪

♪ Tasty fun ♪

So you think they did it?

Did what?

You know it.

Hey, that's my sister.

I know but your sister is hot.

She has a sweet apple bottom.

Does everything have to be food with you?

Hey.

Power went out.

Trick or treat, smell my feet,

give me something good to eat.

It's.

What?

It, it's.

It's coming from inside the house.

Wait here.

Wait in the car!

Hands off that, boy.

It's okay, it's okay, it's me, relax.

What the hell happened?

Bloody Bobby.

What is that a SoundCloud rapper?

I don't know what that is.

We got to get you a hospital, man,

you're bleeding everywhere.

Come on, come on.

- Oh, God. - Christ.

Regan.

Go!

Oh my god, you guys, get in the car.

Regan.

Regan.

Regan!

Regan, open the door!

Is she in there?

I thought I told you to stay in the car.

Regan!

Regan.

Are you okay?

That's not me.

You're it.

You okay?

Are you all right?

Um.

I'm gonna teach this little bitch a lesson.

I'll be right back.

Flash, wait, no!

Oh my God, no.

Where you at, you little shit?

You're fucking dead.

Look out!

Time to mow the lawn.

No!

No.

Oh my God!

You really should of put the lawnmower away.

Regan.

Get in the closet.

Listen to me.

No matter what, don't move.

Come out, come out wherever you are.

I see you.

No!

Well, Regan's out.

Why so sad?

It's Halloween.

Oh my God.

Go, Regan, go!

No!

No!

When's the last time

you cleaned this windshield, Gomez?

146, we got a report of a 1016

at 6363 Detra Lane.

Proceed with caution, over.

Isn't that Leavitt's old house?

Let's go.

What's going on?

I don't know.

I can't see shit.

Stop, is that Alex?

Time to end this nightmare.

Hey.

I'm a good guy, I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy.

Thank you, thank you so much.

What did he do to you?

No!

That's Laurie, she needs help.

I'll make you a pumpkin.

Please.

I'm gonna carve you up.

Thanks.

Burn in hell, you little monster.

Freeze!

Come on, come on.

It's not over.

He's dead.

Get up here.

Better not eat all that candy.

It's for the trick or treaters,

not for your fat ass.

Balls.

You, drag that out of here

and throw it on the fire.

All right, go ahead down and give him a hand.

Oh candy.

♪ It's ♪

♪ Buttery Ghoul ♪

♪ Zombie fun ♪

♪ Chocolate covered excitement ♪

♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪

Ow.

♪ It's alive ♪

♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪

♪ Once a year ♪

Don't you know you should always check your candy?

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ Do you fear all ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Take your life ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You hear them screams ♪

♪ Sounds like Halloween ♪

♪ Blood dripping on my jeans ♪

♪ Before I hit the scene ♪

♪ No longer a human being ♪

♪ A straight killer machine ♪

♪ Go ahead and pinch yourself ♪

♪ Realize this aint no dream ♪

♪ It's on ♪

♪ Bloody Bobby tonight ♪

♪ Is that your ♪

♪ My knife ♪

♪ Is too naughty ♪

♪ I got a feeling ♪

♪ Druggy to me ♪

♪ It's a hobby right now ♪

♪ I call the shots ♪

♪ Like I'm John Gotti ♪

♪ Your times up ♪

♪ I'm sorry ♪

♪ You're being hunted ♪

♪ By something that's not wanted ♪

♪ It's way too demonic ♪

♪ The blood taste so tonic ♪

♪ There's no sense of logic ♪

♪ Coming straight at your neck ♪

♪ Get you hiding cold sweat ♪

♪ Running till you're out of breath ♪

♪ Make 'em gasp ♪

♪ As I laugh ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ But you still gonna die in my lap ♪

♪ When your fears start manifesting ♪

♪ Now here's my final question ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt you tonight ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Take your life ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt you tonight ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Take your life ♪

♪ I'm the thief at night ♪

♪ That uses shadow as disguise ♪

♪ This knife is my sidekick ♪

♪ It's right by my side ♪

♪ Take pride in taking lives ♪

♪ A beautiful place to die ♪

♪ It's only these low lights ♪

♪ Sit back and close your eyes ♪

♪ This valley is what I conquer ♪

♪ Long live the monster ♪

♪ I'm crazy ♪

♪ I'm going bonkers ♪

♪ Insane now feel my pain ♪

♪ This beast can't be tamed ♪

♪ This game we keep playing ♪

♪ Is hide and seek ♪

♪ And I sense a nosebleed ♪

♪ That's when they start to panic ♪

♪ I'm causing the real havoc ♪

♪ This scene is looking tragic ♪

♪ Your body I gotta hack it ♪

♪ Your toe they gonna tag it ♪

♪ Here's though ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm an addict ♪

♪ A real killer fanatic ♪

♪ Now I'm grabbing my matches ♪

♪ Turning all these souls into ashes ♪

♪ Evil spirits mixed with black magic ♪

♪ Lick the blood off my hatchet ♪

♪ The last question that I gotta ask is ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Take your life ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters? ♪

♪ Nowhere you can hide ♪

♪ Afraid to face the mirror ♪

♪ Can see the beast inside ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Take your life ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ You tonight ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪

♪ You can run ♪

♪ You can hide ♪

♪ I will hunt ♪

♪ Take your life ♪

♪ Do you fear ♪

♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪