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Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I'm back!

But the rest of the crew, it's all new.

I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'll be needing a little bit of guidance.

Oh, God.

Bunking with the captain.

-Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn. -Nice to meet you, sir.

He's not just tall.

Right, he's beyond tall.

He's like, super tall.

This is my first sailing yacht.

How long have you been in the industry?

For a year.

So are you all single?

Every girl's attractive on board.

You don't screw the crew, though.

Well...

Rusty and Nikki, avid sailors,

want to honor Nikki's father who passed away.

They want to take it back to the 80's with a glam rock party.

-Woo! -Now we're talking.

Nice.

Straighten out if you can right now.

When I was born, my parents lived on a sailboat in Key West.

I've always been just a naked boat baby.

Come on, go.

Just play it.

I do feel really bad for Nikki,

her friends are acting like drunk morons.

Oh my God.

Every boat that I've worked on so far, I've fit in the bed.

But on this boat, me.

-Did you sleep at all? -No.

He didn't even do any of the ----ing sh--.

When JL was on night duties, missing things,

it frustrates me a little bit.

Are you going to paddle board out?

Yeah, then snorkel.

Jean-Luc, make sure to keep an eye on the guests

while they're on the paddleboards, please.

Yeah.

They want to go sailing over breakfast.

But you have to initiate breakfast,

like you have to set the table to get it out.

Guests can't be up and your table is not set yet.

This is your job.

Where are Alex and Greg?

They've been gone for a while, huh?

I can't really see them at the moment.

Jump in and go have a look.

Is everything okay?

They're looking for Greg.

Hey guys!

Greg!

-What's wrong? -What happened?

Greg!

Where the did these guests go?

Hey, Greg!

Not seeing them.

I can maybe swing around the island

and see if I can spot them.

Come on. Oh my God.

For [bleep]'s sake.

Keep looking around, from Glenn.

What's the common denominator in everything that goes wrong?

Greg.

Hey!

Greg!

Jean-Luc, can you hear me?

He's not answering.

Oh my God.

You guys okay?

Does it look deep there?

Yeah, you're good.

Okay.

Thank God I found these guests.

I was thinking the worst, I'm like, [bleep], I'm gone.

Sorry.

Nah, dude, it's okay, I started getting a panic.

We were just hiking.

Losing two guests, that is a resume killer, indefinitely.

No, we're fine.

Not my first rodeo.

Gary, Gary, Jean-Luc. Our guests are all safe.

They were just hiking.

Okay, copy.

Yeah, copy that.

What's...

-They went hiking? -Yeah.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Good.

Rock and roll.

Thanks again.

Uh, Glenn just told me to stick this in laundry?

Okay.

So it's out of the way,

should we just toss it in here somewhere?

Uh, yeah.

I think just fold them nicely.

Yeah, bilge.

Where are those idiots?

They're on their way back.

They went for a hike, and they just didn't tell us.

What the hell, Greg!

We have no more room.

Go to the next one.

Shocking.

Sorry for the scare.

No, no, no, you're good.

Alli, can you go and get ready...

Copy.

Do you want to taste my wasabi mayo?

Is it vegan mayo?

Yeah.

Yum.

I'm going to open my Vegan shop.

I like the plates for the dishes, that's rad.

-Yeah. -Are they actual real vinyls?

JL, do you know what this is?

A cassette tape.

Oh, you...

oh, you're trying to pull an age thing right now aren't you?

Oh my God, I love it!

I better get dressed.

Do you guys have any black, clean panties?

Where's your guy liner?

This is a real man moment.

Have a good sleep, see you at 11.

Yeah.

Dani, Alli, you're okay to go and get ready now for dinner.

Copy that, thank you.

Oh, there's the one I'm looking for.

Oh, sh--.

I've never heard that before.

-Oh, Gary, you're scary. -So scary.

Ah, blah, boo!

Gary flirts with everyone on the boat.

It's a bit of fun, keeps things exciting.

I mean, what else can we do, really?

If you need a hand, just shout, hey?

Thank you.

Girls are looking hot tonight.

Oh yeah.

A hamburger in a hot dog roll.

Yeah, meat eaters.

That's very unorthodox.

Bitches going out '80s.

-Glenn. -Go ahead.

-Have a look. -Wow!

I feel like Cyndi Lauper.

-Cut my hair... -I think it's awesome.

I dress like that every night, but only in my cabin.

Holy moly, you look great.

Thank you.

Let's party.

Whoa, I love your commitment.

There's nothing like a rock star going through a midlife crisis.

Hashtag can't relate.

Need a pass for later?

He's even got passes.

Somebody else I gonna get my pass.

Not if they want to live!

Let's go outside.

Is this where we're playing tonight?

You can go down with turn down,

so you've got an hour.

Oh God.

Dani, do you want to help with turn down for a few minutes?

Yeah, of course.

'87 was pretty good.

Let's make ----ing '88 rad.

Daisy said I have to get the turn downs done in an hour.

Well, last night I took two hours.

Well, it should take an hour.

Oh man.

Whenever you guys are ready, we're ready for dinner.

-Mind your head. -Ooh!

Dani's sitting them down for dinner.

Let's do this sh--!

-Yeah. -Okay.

I just want to be surrounded by the hot hoochies.

Look at it, I brought handcuffs.

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Squash and edamame Japanese burger,

with wasabi mayo, and I used some citrus ketchup.

Ketchup.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Okay.

If you want in the show, dude, get in line!

For your dinner tonight, we have squash and edamame burger,

and Muzu citrus ketchup.

-Enjoy. -Thank you.

-Excellent. -You're very welcome.

'80s were the best.

I love you guys.

-Rock on! -Let's do another tour!

Some nice fresh French fries.

All right.

Mm, so good.

I've tried every veggie burger everywhere, this is the best.

Man, we need to package this up.

Greg, snort it!

I just got out of AA, man.

It's been a rough tour.

How are you doing?

I've nearly finished the master.

Think you'll be done in half an hour?

Alli's timings are definitely her weak spot,

and I am very nervous.

But hopefully she has half a brain,

because to be junior stew, that's all you need.

And so yeah, we'll see.

-I'll try my best. -Thank you.

Thanks.

I'm sailing away as I'm doing this.

Please don't.

They are very happy.

Thank you.

Oh.

I think Gary and I get along really well.

We're friends, we're buds.

Not to break anything.

As long as you're okay.

He seems more like a sailor than a yachtie.

Sailors, you know, we're a little bit loose and easy going.

Fine with it.

Oh, don't worry.

Sit with me, I'll go get naked.

I'll cheer to that.

I'm going to go down to my trailer for a little bit.

That's the idea.

Enjoy the ride.

And then they're going to be up pretty early,

because they went to bed at 10.

Yeah.

It's called burning out, man.

Dude, we all burn out sooner or later.

Housekeeping.

-Oh, hello. -Oh, what's up?

I'll literally be five more minutes.

We can go out.

Oh, no, no problem, no problem.

You guys do your thing.

All right, what are we doing?

I don't know, the hallway was full of stuff, so.

Oh, sh--.

Well, I'm going down.

How are you getting on?

Such fun.

Oh, good.

Thank you, thanks Alli.

-You're welcome, anytime. -Lot of fun.

Alli's great, but I do think she needs to work

on her sense of urgency.

It's like, come on.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

I'm just dancing in the mirror.

Crew is way cooler than I thought they would be.

A good crew is going to be your first victim.

No way.

You're going to screw the crew, for sure.

No ways, bro.

Sharing a cabin with Glenn,

it's going to be quite difficult.

If I didn't come back to the cabin,

he's going to be like, where were you last night?

You're going to have to get creative, brother.

Mm.

I have a girlfriend, she's on my boat in Panama.

So obviously I've got to live vicariously through Gary,

so I want him to make some good decisions.

Alli, I've only know her for two days, eh?

He's keeping his options open

He's a clown. I love it.

-All right. -Are you finished?

Yeah.

Okay, be up for six?

-Yep. -Thank you.

Let's go backstage.

Can you believe it's the last night already?

I know. I'm tired, though.

It becomes on everything, and just do the teak,

because it's got a whole bunch of salt.

And the stainless.

Rinse the bow, do the windlass,

because that's got all mud on it.

-Night, sleep well. -Night, sleep well.

-All right, man, good luck. -Good night.

The guests have all gone to bed.

-What? -Yeah.

You still awake?

Yeah.

Before I forget, JL says he's having difficulty

sleeping because he can't fit in his bed.

-He's a big guy. -He is massive.

I'm ready for a drink.

I didn't drink until like three years ago.

-Oh yeah? -What?

-Yeah. -That's crazy.

-You don't like wine? -No.

-I love... -Whiskey and rum and...

-To drink alcohol. -Shots and...

Like, I crave it.

Can't wait to have a night out with you.

Yeah.

Oh, goodnight ladies.

Sydney, Sydney, Jean-Luc.

I think she's gone to bed.

Thank you.

I don't like to feel stupid,

but I don't know where the anything is.

Looking around takes up a lot of your time.

Yeah, oh my God.

Someone lost my covers.

Is Gary in the shower?

Uh, he is in the bathroom, what's up?

Um, I'm just missing some covers.

Pads behind the jacuzzi, I don't know where they are.

I was told that...

That's fine, I'll come up.

Uh, oh my God.

Waking me up cause you can't find a cushion cover?

Have some initiative, you know, just ----ing look for it, mate.

-Coming up... -I need more bread.

They're asking for more bread.

What?

That's like 20 pita bread.

But you didn't put out 20 of those.

Yes, I did.

What the is happening right now?

No, you didn't put out 20.

Um, I make it, I'm telling you.

And later...

The first party, it's like, Girls Gone Wild.

He's not with us at the moment.

I'm not sure what's going on.

No, I'm just missing some covers.

The pads behind the jacuzzi.

I wouldn't have come if I didn't check everywhere.

That's fine, I'll come up, I'll check.

How much...

No.

I would never wake my boss

unless it's an emergency with the anchor.

Gary and Glenn, they need to sleep, like,

they're in charge.

Bad, bad, bad idea.

Hey Dani, the jacuzzi covers,

did you guys possibly move those a little bit?

There were something that looks like covers in the laundry.

They might be in the laundry.

All right.

Yeah, correct.

You drained the hot tub, correct?

Yeah.

Just put this cover over the hot tub.

I have it to the girls earlier thinking it was a hot tub cover,

and I don't know where the girls put it.

Ah, so then it might be in the laundry.

Okay, well, lets go look in the laundry.

Okay, I'll work on this up here.

Okay, thanks.

It might be in the laundry.

-Thank you. -Sure.

Yeah, mate.

So where were they?

In the bilge.

All right, guys, please go back to bed,

I'm so sorry, but I couldn't find these things.

-Go, go, go, please. -Cool beans.

Good night Sydney.

I'm off to bed, now.

Wonderful, enjoy your sleep.

Thank you, bye.

Ugh.

-Good morning. -Morning.

You can go get some sleep.

Thank you.

Oh man.

Ah, ----ing bitch.

-Morning. -Yes.

Good morning.

What's happening, Chefie?

What up, boy?

Yeah, they like me, they like my food.

Well done Chefie.

You know, I'm really happy because...

Yeah.

But then life make me become like this.

-Been a tough one. -Yeah.

I live with my grandma,

but there's like a really hectic environment,

with like drugs and stuff.

Really.

At 18, I got married, at 23 I got divorced.

At 18 you got married?

Yeah, you didn't know I was married?

Them my ex-husband, he was an alcoholic and he was abusive,

and after four years, I got divorced.

Because I'm actually really grateful for life, you know?

Yeah, man.

Because I could have end up dead, I could have end up

like in so many different places.

That's heavy.

When I ended the marriage, I was at a really broken place.

A really, really broken place, trying to find myself.

I lived on the streets for a while,

and life just ----ed me over.

You wouldn't be who you are right now

without all of that stuff happening.

Went to culinary school,

becoming a chef, I really, really like changed my thinking.

I know what the heck I want in life.

I'm happy I learned what I never want again.

I just become protective of myself.

Feel like I know you a little bit better, now.

Yeah, I'm like an onion, you would discover me.

-Good morning. -Morning.

Did you rinse this?

Why, does it look bad?

No, I was just wondering, how come you rinsed it?

-Because he didn't. -What?

Now I'm going to have to go around and check him.

So I'm going to get Alli to do breakfast service with me

so you can go down and start cabins.

And whenever you want.

Oh, thanks.

You're welcome.

That's pretty.

This is not my thing, I'm so bad at it.

Morning, beautiful.

Breakfast is ready.

Ah, so pretty.

Let's start bringing breakfast up.

You guys sleep well?

Yeah, like a rock.

What's the plan for today?

We'll probably head back around 11, 12, something like that.

Bon apetit, I'll let you guys eat.

-Thanks. -Thank you.

This morning, the chef has done

a Mediterranean breakfast for you.

-Oh. -Perfect.

Cashew, pepper jack.

These olives are spicy.

Yes.

Here we have baba ghanoush.

Tomatoes are yum.

-Love. -Perfect.

-Alli, go check the laundry. -Yep.

-Turn the machines over. -Mm-hmm.

Anybody need another shell?

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to need about five more.

Can we do some more of the bread?

-Yes, of course. -It's so good.

And they're asking for more bread.

-Is that possible? -What?

Yeah.

I have like three more.

That's like twenty, twenty pita bread.

-Really? -Yes.

Twenty up there?

But then you didn't put out twenty of those.

Yes, I did.

Why is she blatantly lying about pita bread?

My job is to help Natasha, I want to make her look good.

You're saying they've had four each already.

Yeah.

But if she is lying to me, I can't do that.

No, you didn't put out twenty.

Uh, I'm make it, I'm telling you.

Seriously?

Oh, God.

We need more bread.

Coming up...

This is like a lesbian party over here.

Strip me naked.

And they're asking for more bread,

is that possible?

That's like twenty pita bread.

But that you didn't put out twenty of those.

Yes, I did.

No, you didn't put out twenty.

Uh, I'm make it, I'm telling you.

Uh, what the

They've had four pitas already.

Yes.

Twenty! No.

If she didn't make enough pita bread, that's okay.

That's my job to solve it.

But if she's going to lie about things like that

and be so defensive, to me,

that's confrontation over ----ing pita bread.

How many pitas are here?

-Three. -Three.

But if they want more, it will take like ten minutes,

you can just tell me.

Okay.

-Who wants more? -You guys start that way.

-I'm so good. -I just want one more.

So good.

Are we going to jump in naked?

Let's get out of here.

What happens on a yacht stays on a yacht.

Not this one.

Ugh.

-Wash the tender. -Okay.

Perfect.

You get bored call me, I'll come give you company.

I might.

Gary, Gary, Sydney.

Yeah, I need you on the tender.

Yeah.

The master and the girl's cabin is done.

Okay, cool.

Would anyone like a beer or anything?

Spicy bloody Mary, okay, great.

You guys want to do some water sports or anything?

Oh, okay!

All right! I love it.

Oh, they're skinny dipping.

I will, I'll look away.

I'm going.

Oh my God!

Awesome!

I didn't realize the water was that cold, Greg.

So, Alex has asked for a spicy bloody Mary,

so do you want to make it?

Yeah.

Tabasco, tomato juice.

Yeah.

Worse... Worchester-shire.

Worcestershire sauce.

Yeah.

I don't even drink cocktails,

so how the hell am I supposed to know how to make them?

And vodka, yeah?

Back home in Australia,

I have been called more than once, a bogan.

A bogan is a native Aussie.

A little bit rough around the edges.

They kind of talk with a lot of slang.

Not a whole lot of refinement going on.

I'd make it spicier.

Okay.

Here, I can go like this, then you can step right into it.

That's pretty spicy.

What's up, Ladies?

Woohoo.

Um, I'll leave it on the table.

Yeah, yeah, if that's all right.

Sorry.

You all right? You okay?

As long as you're okay.

Oh my God.

I just... I just slid on the water.

Spillage.

This is embarrassing.

I will not be defeated by one spilled drink.

Here you go.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Will you start stowing?

If you see anything that should be put away, or?

Yeah.

You know, I got beach body going on.

Yes, you're beautiful.

No.

Well, we got to get the lazy boys in the cargo hatch first.

We're going to go looking for wind and see if we can sail.

Okay.

I think it will mean a lot for Nikki in remembering her father.

Sailing is very meaningful to these guys.

They're here to honor Nikki's dad who was a very avid sailor.

So, we want to finish with a bang.

Girls are stowed anyway,

so we're good to go whenever we're ready.

Perfect. Thanks.

Thank you.

All crew, all crew, we're going to be doing sail shortly.

Start picking up immediately.

Okay, I'm on it.

Don't hurt yourself.

I got it, I'm stronger than you think I am.

Anchor's in the pocket.

Copy that, thank you.

Raise the main.

Gary, if you want to stand by,

we'll get straight on to the main.

About eight wraps left.

Oh, wind's picking up.

Okay.

That's a big sail.

JL, Sydney, why don't you guys swap out

your uniform while you have a second.

Okay, cool.

Interior, interior...

That's main engine off.

Should I help play?

You want to take the wheel?

Yeah!

Last minutes of sailing, pack it in.

I'm sailing.

Yeah, we got a nice little heel.

Lean her over, Nat.

If you don't flip a boat, you can't call yourself a sailor.

Picked it up by myself and everything.

Look at you go.

Got us cranked over.

Love it, dude, we're coming over, dude.

Yeah, baby.

Once we got this--

Oh.

Wait, where'd this wind come from?

We're booking now.

Glenn, you've got some competition.

Ah, what a way to finish the trip,

finally, some real sailing.

-You okay? -Yeah.

Ah, baby.

-Love you, Glenn! -Yes!

Only a sailor knows the feeling.

Hey, did you see me drive this thing?

-Frightening. -Oh boy.

Coming up...

I mean, there's a lot of temptation here.

There's a good chance I'm going to get myself into trouble.

Unreal.

Yeah baby, one final hurrah.

Okay, I'm ready to do another vegan charter.

You've done very well.

How you doing Sydney?

-Good! -You happy?

Yeah, I'm in my happy place.

Cool, I'm happy.

I'm used to sailing very traditionally by hand.

Now I'm on a boat where everything has a button.

The next female captain. Watch out, Glenn.

-Yeah. -One day.

Every boat 100% has its own personality.

My family's boat, Freedom, is very sassy.

She's going to know that I've been on Parsifal.

She's going to know.

Okay, I'm going to go away on the genoa.

Wow, we had a last moment of sailing.

-That was, that was epic. -Right?

-Going down. -Good.

That's good. Okay, let's get ready.

Lets check out our first docking.

We're going to throw that, let go of that hand.

And you're going to call the lines that you want, correct.

Uh, yeah.

You going to be first to throw it in.

Yeah.

Throw it as soon as he gets it. Help him out.

I don't want to go. Don't make me go.

Okay, calling, let it go, let it go.

Two-zero meters to the dock.

Excellent, thanks.

You reckon you're going to make that?

Oh my God.

Quickly, pull it up.

Have you got this, have you got this?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beam, boom.

Oh my God.

Hey mate, I'm stopped, do your lines,

keep an eye on it, we don't creep closer

to it with this wind.

JL, man, his arms are long, but they cannot throw.

All right, ready? Ready?

Oh my God, come on.

This mother----ing guy.

Okay, let me know as soon as you get lines on.

There we go.

Gary, let's get the passerelle out.

-Yeah, roger. -Same thing, break her up.

Door's open.

Passerelle, coming out.

I lost my liver.

I lost my dignity.

Is that Natasha?

-Natasha! -Yeah!

The food was amazing.

Thank you.

Your sh-- taste like heaven.

Your sh-- taste like heaven!

I feel like I'm drenched in sweat right now.

-All right. -Just go.

-Bring it in. -Oh!

Thank you so much.

Take care.

Okay, you're coming with us.

We had an incredible time.

We all signed a nice little captain's hat.

Oh, cool.

-'Kay? -Yes, yes.

We got a nice stack for you.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Yeah, this is not just like a trip to us,

like, now you guys are our family.

Aww.

And you know, when we were sailing today,

I honestly felt like my dad was there,

like, the wind was kicking in and it just made me feel

like he was right there, and like, that,

I'd pay a million dollars.

I'd give everything I have just to have that moment

to feel like that close to him.

And you guys just made it happen.

It honestly meant everything to me.

It really did.

We're really glad we could be part of that, thank you.

-Thank you guys. - Thank you.

-We love you guys! -All right, love you.

-Thank you. -Bye guys, love you.

We really appreciate it, thank you.

Wow.

Oh my God, I'm crying.

-Thank you guys. -Lovely.

That is first charter done.

Okay, lets start stripping beds.

Two meters exactly.

Two meters is six foot six.

One-eight-five.

Okay, so it is shorter.

All crew, all crew, can I get everybody

in the saloon for a charter debrief?

Well, we did it. First charter in the bag.

Really impressed with you guys as a team.

Natasha, your vegan menu was incredible.

Nikki seemed to love it.

-And the crew? -We loved it, too.

All the crew, feed the crew for days.

You know, you guys all worked really hard,

so they took very good care of us, and this is it, here.

In US Dollars, it was $22,500.

Whoa.

Works out to $2,500 each.

Yay.

Yay!

I wish I could let you go out on the town.

That's not going to happen,

but I'm going to give you guys the run of the boat for tonight.

I'm going to organize catering.

Please don't go crazy, but have a little fun.

-All right! -Thank you!

Thank you very much, guys.

You crack on with those cushions.

All crew, please be aware some of the areas

of the boat have already been detailed,

so steer clear of those sides. Thank you.

Are you on the drinks already, on the tequilas?

I wish.

I see.

Rumor has it, you haven't been sleeping enough.

I haven't much, no, that's for sure.

Is that because of...

Noise that goes around, or is that because of the actual size?

-It's the actual size. -That's the actual size.

Do you want to jump in my bunk?

Because I measured, and it's longer than yours.

No.

No, I'm not sleeping with the captain.

It's not happening.

I will let you know if it's like becoming an actual problem.

What is with this guy?

He's not doing his night duties,

he's missing his heaving lines, he's not getting any sleep.

At the end of the day, something's got to change.

Like, I say I'm not getting sleep, but I'm still...

still getting it.

When they were skinny dipping this morning, I get it.

-Yeah. -We'd be naked 24/7.

-Yeah. -If it was socially acceptable.

Wow. Wowzah.

-Bye. -Oh.

-Cheeky. -Dude, what's going on?

Are you still, are you still my friend?

Jack Daniels there she is, okay, I'll be back.

I'll be back sweetheart.

I cannot wait to get under tonight.

I'm excited to blow off some steam.

Oh, yeah.

Aww, thank you guys for setting the table, that's so pretty.

-To us. -Yeah.

Aww she doesn't like mushrooms.

This is the first time we've all eaten together eh?

You actually do speak Spanish.

Si.

How do you speak Spanish?

I moved to Spain for a Gap year.

So I put a little pocket dictionary in,

and I just picked it up after like

a couple months of being there.

That's so cute.

If a guy ordered a steak, would you ask him to like

brush his teeth before you kissed him?

Why, you got a toothbrush in your pocket or what?

I mean, I wouldn't be somebody who just smoked.

So I've eaten meat,

and I'm going to have a cigarette after this.

Oh, sh--, I'm sh-- out of luck...

You're getting no action tonight.

So do you eat any meat at all?

She eats some.

How vegan are you?

99%, all right?

She just eats that 1% meat.

That 1% meat.

She's ----ing hell, ----ing Brazilian.

How do you like it?

Rare, medium rare?

Oh my God!

Play your cards right, man.

I mean, there's a lot of temptation here.

There's a good chance I'm going to get myself into trouble.

I'm all... I'm all game.

-I'm all game. -Yeah, you're gonna kill it.

Oh God. Gary.

Coming up...

Drunk Sydney just likes a body next to her.

We are not having sex.

You only live once.

They're definitely having sex.

Are we getting in the hot tub tonight?

-Yeah. -Is clothes optional, or?

Okay, let's go.

I'm going to go put my bikini on.

Go.

Gorgeous.

I know.

I know.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, Dani, your boobs are nice.

They're expensive, they better be nice.

Yeah, oh sh--.

Oh no, I can't.

Every charter, like, I feel, I be so conscious of my weight.

It's hard not to in this day and world.

Yeah.

I think I see myself in Alli a bit.

Like, I've always struggled with my weight,

and I know what it's like to be driven my insecurities.

It's sitting on your butt.

Right now, all I can do is try and make her laugh.

Almost gets rid of the cellulite when I go like that,

so maybe I should just walk around in bikini bottoms.

Oh my God.

Thank God the first charter is over.

We have drinks, we have a jacuzzi,

we have all these young beautiful people.

Fighting for attention.

The first party, it's like, Girls Gone Wild.

Or yachtie gone wild.

I'm not sure what's going on.

So who's the drunkest girl?

And I think it's JL.

He's the drunkest boy and girl.

-He's not with us in the moment. -He's ----ed up.

He's absolutely on another dimension.

JL. You good?

Well, that's what we need to know.

JL is white girl wasted.

Amateur.

I'll make some shots for us, eh.

I'm ready for bed guys,

if we don't have these shots soon, I'm going to sleep.

Okay, shut up, okay, that let's have a quickie.

Absinthe. ----ing we might as well.

All right, cheers.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

-Holy -It burned my tongue.

Come, come, come.

I'm coming, where, where, where we going?

Guys, upstairs, boring.

Sorry. Sh--.

I put on my board shorts for a reason, yeah.

Hands to yourself, Gary.

If I put my glasses on,

you would look so much prettier than you actually do.

I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.

No, to me, you look beautiful.

When I'm drunk, I'm definitely a little bit of a flirt.

I'm gonna get a bite of that, be careful.

No, I'm joking.

Drunk Sydney just likes a body next to her.

Who doesn't have sex to have fun?

When you're not having sex, like...

What, are we not?

We are not having sex.

They're definitely having sex.

You only live once, so.

Oh, sh--.

I would not do that.

I have better sex when I'm drunk.

If you break that it's on me.

That was so easy.

I'm very undecided on Gary.

-I'll roll this for you. -Thanks.

He needs a fun girl in his life, I think.

I definitely...

I've never used a vibrator in my life.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let me tell you something, I haven't had sex in five years.

-What? -In five years!

Christ, woman!

This generation of men,

and it's not the intelligence that I'm attracted to.

I am celibate, okay?

Yeah, me neither, I haven't had sex in ages.

Shut the up, it's not your moment.

Five days?

I don't live for normal.

I live for ----ing extraordinary.

I don't want normal.

So unless you can add to my life, then...

I'm tired of giving myself to the wrong guy.

What, having sex with me?

-Yeah, I am!

Am I actually a good deck hand? Please tell me.

No, you're the worst. No, you are.

I think drunk Gary is just a horny mother----er.

You want to wrap me up?

There you go.

I think it's the worst idea possible

for him to hook up with Sydney.

They've got to work together on deck.

It's not good.

It's going to be drama. I'm looking forward to it.

You're a good person, right?

I think I'm a good person.

I think I am, too.

My mom says I'm a good person.

Hey.

What the

What you do will affect the people around you.

We work together and we live together.

Are you stupid?

Where is Dani?

Hey, look at me.

Let me out of here.

I'm at the point where I'm going to embarrass myself.

There will be none of that.

Oh, that's ----ing rude.

I can't.

Want to hear the gossip.

No, bro.

Hey you guys, go to bed.

-Yes. -Yes.

How much did you drink?

You drank a whole bottle of whiskey?

No wonder you're ----ing throwing up.

I think I need to brush my hair and go to bed.

me.

What is a chunder?

A throw up.

Yeah, no, I was very productive, honestly.

-What are you two doing? -What are you doing?

Why are you guys going to bed?

Mate, why are you going to bed?

Why did everyone just book out, straight away?

If you want my advice, go somewhere else.

-Yeah, of course. -That's... that's deck crew.

Yeah, I know.

If you want my advice, which you don't.

No, of course I don't want your advice.

-What's going on? -Why did you guys just run away?

-What is going on? -What is going on?

I don't know, you tell me.

I don't mind bunking with the captain really,

but not right now.

What are you guys doing?

Is this like a lesbian party over here?

Always a lesbian party in our room.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Sh--.

I don't want to see, I don't want to see.

Gary's leaving, Alli's covering her tits.

Kay, well, I'm going to go wander.

Oh my God, that's funny.

Is there no one awake?

Just you and I?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, it's you and I.

Night.

----ing kick his ass tomorrow.

Whose ass?

Should we go in the guest quarters?

Is that allowed?

yeah.

Okay.

Whose ass do you got tomorrow?

I don't know where the guests cabins are.

Go downstairs.

Here we go, Captain.

I'm going to take my T-shirt off if you don't mind.

Okay, I'll keep it on, I'll keep it on,

I'll keep it on.

I didn't say anything.

And take it off me, strip me naked.

Your bikini's wet.

I love sailing.

Is that so...

Next on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Somebody used the guest cabin for this.

If you don't care about our department,

we're not going to give a sh--

about the other department.

A little wet here.

Gary and I haven't really talked since we slept

in the same cabin together.

-I'm Captain Glenn. -I'm Victoria.

I just need three jackets steamed.

Vodka Club.

Tito's or like a Vodka.

This is going to be hard work.

-Hold, hold, hold. -Hold.

Andy's not feeling well.

I think he might have a fever.

We've got a doctor on route,

we're just going to keep him in there for now.

This is going to be an extremely messy situation for everyone.

What's his temperature?

-101. -What the