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♪ At home
♪ Home
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♪ Alone
♪ Alone
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♪ Together. ♪
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Hello. I am definitely not
Chris Lilley.
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Welcome to At Home Alone Together.
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Tonight, coming to you with the
addition of Auslan interpretation
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for the benefit of the deaf
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and the hard of hearing,
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or for those who would just
rather look at someone
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a bit more interesting than me.
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Welcome, Todd.
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It's good to work with you
once again, as always.
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Of course, one thing the signer
can't do that I can do
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is change locations
at the drop of a hat.
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This might look like a national park,
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but it's actually my own backyard.
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Just one of the many interesting
things that the team and I
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won't be exploring
in any detail tonight.
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Instead...
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..cinemas to reopen -
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how operators plan to keep
attendance numbers small
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by screening only Australian movies.
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Plus, the new shuffle dance craze
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that perfectly captures
America's decline.
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(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS)
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And we explain why films
with dated racism have to go
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while TV shows promoting contemporary
racism are still fine to flourish.
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But first, whoever said that the most
important thing in life is family
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obviously never had a family.
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But as Joni and Jared
show us right now,
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it's perfectly normal to think that
you're a bad mother or bad father -
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almost always because you are.
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And you can take a break during this.
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Joni and Jared don't really
care much about the deaf.
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As parents, we're never doing enough.
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And even if we are doing enough,
it's not enough.
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And even if it is enough,
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we reward ourselves for doing
enough a little too much...
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Causing us to wake up
feeling sorry for ourselves,
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thinking we're not doing enough...
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Leading us to genuinely
not do enough,
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and the cycle continues.
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So, here are some handy tips
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on how to not feel guilty
for doing enough.
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Enough.
Ish.
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Now that the pandemic's over...
Not really.
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..your kids are probably
used to snacking
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a little bit more than usual,
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so now's the time to start
re-rationing those snacks.
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OK, just one jelly, OK?
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No... OK, two.
Two jellies, but that's it.
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Three jellies, but that's it.
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Fine, all the jellies.
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But if you see a change in
the tantrum-to-snack ratio,
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remember you can flatten the curve
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by just giving them whatever
they want whenever they want it.
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You're effectively guaranteeing
their happiness now,
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but be sure to know
that you're probably going to
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have to deal with a shit-ton
more unhappiness in the future.
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And that's fine. You don't need to
feel guilty about that.
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It's good to give them food now,
while you've got it,
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before entropy continues,
society crumbles, currency fails
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and you've got to shank
a stranger for it.
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(LAUGHS)
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Later, it'll be the memory
of all that snacking
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that's gonna nourish their souls.
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When the world got turned
on its head,
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you probably loosened
some of those boundaries
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around your kids' screen time.
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We can only watch
all 52 episodes of Bluey... twice.
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Only just three, Mama.
OK. Just three, then.
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Look!
Yay. Bingo. It's... funny.
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It's easy to catastrophise
the long-term effects
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of such gross parental negligence,
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but don't put too much pressure
on yourself.
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Probably hypocritical
to keep your kids off screen
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when you're averaging six and a half
hours a day of screen time
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watching the world burn.
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But would you mind?
I'd like some privacy, please.
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Nigh-night!
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If you're anything like me,
I'm sure it's been really difficult
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getting back into that rigorous sleep
routine you were once so used to.
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No doubt your head is still
full of fear each night
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for you, your career, the future
you're leaving behind for your kids,
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the impending collapse
of capitalism,
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whatever the fuck else 2020s
gonna throw at us,
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which just seems to be
an endless stream of...
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Take it from me,
you're gonna want to transition
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from that week-as-piss melatonin
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to something with a little bit
more grunt in it,
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like Stilnox, Xanax, Temazepam,
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or my personal favourite -
a couple of Rohys.
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Now, if you find that your husband
started sleepwalking, that's OK.
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No, no, you're pissing
in the kids' toys.
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Cheese balloons.
Gotta find the cheese balloons.
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Follow my voice.
(BANG!)
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OK. Sorry. That was my bad.
Cheese balloon.
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Remind him about it in the morning,
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because it's a really great excuse
for you to start day-drinking.
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I'm sorry.
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Yep, as long as you're on clean-up.
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Yum, yum.
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Finally, don't feel bad
if you signed on
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to host a lifestyle program,
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then a global pandemic hit
and you're all out of options,
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so you just threw in your husband
and kids at no extra cost
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and you haven't quite discussed that
with your husband yet.
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What?
(LAUGHS) Shut up, Jared.
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See ya next time.
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Let's be honest,
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we've all become accustomed
to working from home.
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But now we are headed back
to the office,
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it just doesn't feel right.
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So, I'm going to show you how to
still work from home, from work.
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Desks are so 2019.2020 is all about
working from a reclined position.
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That way, you're also ready
for the next avalanche of bad news
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that's undoubtably on its way.
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While you've been working from home,
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you've been washing down all those
overwhelming feelings with food.
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So, bring that survival technique
back to work with you
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by making sure you have access
to nibblies at all times
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for those frequent snack attacks.
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Bringing your washing
in to work with you
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will not only add that extra touch
of the home vibe,
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you can still combine two things
you absolutely hate doing
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until it becomes
one almost bearable task.
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I'm sorry, do you mind
if we get back to these numbers?
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Yes, Derek, you have
my undivided attention.
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Oh, I'm missing a sock.
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Let's see how we score
on the Vibe Rater.
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Oh, this Vibe Rating's
giving me a raise.
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Here's a memo.
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Show your colleagues
how your beddy-bye-bye clothes
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can still mean business.
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Well, Hugh Hefner was one of
the world's greatest businessmen,
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so, actually,
I'm dressed for success.
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RAY: Here's a quick tip
if you're doing some renovations
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and want to save a bit of cash.
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Now, I've got this old letterbox
here that I want to rip out.
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The builder says it'll be 300 bucks
for removal and disposal,
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but I've found a way
you can do it for nothing.
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Simply attach an image of
Captain James Cook
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to whatever you want removed,
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and in no time at all,
the problem takes care of itself.
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The mailbox is gone, out of my life,
hasn't cost me a cent!
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Cheers.
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VOICEOVER: We've all changed so much
in these last few months.
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We've felt sadness and despair,
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and we've come to know
what hardship really is.
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But although the world is upside
down, some things haven't changed.
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The bond of family,
the joy of creativity
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and the triumph of the human spirit.
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Because no matter the trials,
no matter the grief,
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we will get through this together
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because now, more than ever,
we need each other.
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Peter Jackson Cigarettes -
together we are strong.
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♪ At least I'm home alone
together with you. ♪
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Welcome back. You know, I was...
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Is this box getting bigger?
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It seems to be getting bigger.
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Anyway, I was chatting with
Waleed Aly the other day
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and we both agreed
one of the great joys of our job
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is coming to work each day
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with the opportunity to interview
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some of the best thinkers
in the whole world.
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But then I get told we have to run
a viral video
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sent in by some viewer instead.
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Here's this week's viewer tip.
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G'day, Ray.
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I'm excited the pubs are open again
and I can get a nice cold tap beer,
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but I'm scared of getting the virus,
so I bring along this.
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Full-face snorkel with a funnel.
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Schooner, thanks.
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Cheers. Can you pour it in here?
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COVID-safe.
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Rodney Todd there,
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taking up my valuable air time.
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Hang on, what's going on?
That's not right.
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Can someone change the box back?
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I'm Ray Martin. I shouldn't be
reduced to a box.
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You look... Are you behind this?
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You look pretty pleased
with yourself.
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I think you are.
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I'm not happy.
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Here's the love doctor, Jacinta,
with problems almost as big as mine.
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There's really no better time
to rebrand than after a break-up.
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And whilst you should
mourn the relationship,
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try not to dwell on the past
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and, instead, look forward to
an exciting new future.
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Remove the things
that remind you of them
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and create space for new memories.
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Bleugh!
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Weakened it.
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Pick a neutral meet-up point.
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Pubs are open again.
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Maybe they'll get drunk and cry.
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I'm glad you're doing well, Jacinta.
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I, on the other hand,
am very, very sad.
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I'm a sad man.
Aww.
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I feel so bad, but, like, also good.
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I don't know. It's really weird.
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Like, I just think
this is the right decision
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and we are such different people.
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How are we different?
We're not that different.
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You like to hang out at home
and I like to travel.
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You know, I've got
a flight booked for 2021.
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I'm going to Scotland.
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I'm finally doing it. You know,
I'll probably stop in in Paris.
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You know, that's kind of...
I see myself...
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What?
No, nothing.
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You just... You had a fly
on your forehead for ages.
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The whole time you
were talking just then.
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That's weird. Anyway.
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But, you know, and I've got Byron Bay
on... at Christmas.
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You know what's crazy
about the fly, though,
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is that it's actually weirdly
helped me get over our relationship
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in a weird way,
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because I was...
I was watching the fly
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and I think, subconsciously,
I was kind of like,
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"What are flies attracted to?"
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And the answer, as you know...
Well, like, shit.
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Shit.
Poop, poo.
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Turd, poop, poo.
Turd.
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Turd, yeah.
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And maybe I've equated you with that
in my head now.
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You're shit and so I'm moving on.
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So, wait, you're saying
that a fly lands on my head
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and now you don't care about
our break-up... at all?
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Isn't that crazy how that happens?
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Can I say one thing
that's crazy and weird?
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You sort of making me out to be
some kind of turd girl
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has made me want to
get back together.
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Wow!
Yeah.
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Like, I'm like, "Let's go home,
let's talk it out.
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"Let's, like, figure out
what went wrong."
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Yeah!
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But, no, because of...
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The fly?
The fly, yeah.
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Bowl of chips.
Thanks. Yeah.
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I actually... I ordered them
to share,
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but this little fly
might want to eat them all, anyway.
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Hey, is that a Lara Croft?
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Yeah. It is, actually. But, uh...
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Well, it's actually a 2015...
..2015 edition.
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2015 edition.
Yeah.
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You know these.
Yeah, I have one at home.
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No kidding.
Yeah.
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Sauces, please!
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Oh...
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So, you've given them back
their stuff
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and now you can move on properly
with your fabulous life.
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(FORCED LAUGHTER)
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Taxi! Calling taxi on myself!
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What do we do, guys? What do we do?
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G'day, folks.
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It's my niece Jenny's
birthday today,
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so I want to make her a special cake.
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So, how's this for
a challenge coincidence?
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Mandy writes, "I made
this jelly shark pool cake
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"for my son's third birthday.
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"Top that, Bjorn."
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OK.
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Uh...
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Well, Mandy, challenge accepted!
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(IMITATES GUITAR RIFF)
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So, I'm making my own version
of Mandy's cake
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because Jenny doesn't like sharks.
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So mine's going to have
a nice, friendly, shark-free lake
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and it's going next to
this model village I built.
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My jelly is looking good,
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so now it's time to prepare
my lake bed.
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Simply put the cake on...
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..flip...
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Ooh, oh.
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..and then lift.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shit, shit.
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OK, so, my jelly lake
has a bit of a flooding problem,
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so I'm going to make a levee bank
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with these biscuits
I found in the pantry.
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Just simply stick them on
with a bit of buttercream.
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There we go.
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Feel like I've got a trade.
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Oh.
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Run out of biscuits,
so I'm using fondant icing
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to create a diversion canal
down to the jelly reservoir I baked.
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Simply create a channel
in the fondant.
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Now the moment of truth.
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Oh, no. You...
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Oh, no, no, no, no! The village!
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Come on, man!
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OK!
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I have the dam walls constructed,
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but the jelly level
is still hazardously high.
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To manage the risk,
I've created a flood plain
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out of the cake crumbs
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excavated by the jelly reservoir.
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And I'm sinking a jelly well
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as an extra precaution.
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And there you have it, folks -
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my flood-controlled lake
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with functioning reservoir,
well and flood plains birthday cake.
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Definitely outshines
Mandy's shark one.
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Shh! Here comes Jenny now.
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Happy birthday, Jenny!
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So, where's the self-closing
flood barriers?
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Just blow out the candles, Jenny.
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Is this my... my big 30th surprise?
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Yeah!
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Coming up, how to clear the air
with family members
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after being stuck
in isolation together.
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You make me feel like I'm less than.
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I'm your brother
and I deserve to be respected.
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You make me feel like I wanna
take a shit on your head.
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Exploring feelings together.
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(BOTH SCREAM AND BABBLE
AT EACH OTHER)
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(BOTH HOOT LIKE APES)
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(HOWLS)
(RETCHES)
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(SCREECHES)
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Healing old wounds.
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I'm sorry, I just really miss Mum.
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00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,559
Yeah, I understand that.
Yeah.
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She... she did hate you.
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(SOBS)
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I heard that, yes.
She hated your guts.
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(SOBS)
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It's this behaviour that did it.
The crying.
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(SOBS) Mummy!
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Like a little baby, but a man.
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Degrading behaviour.
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Yuck.
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And doing trust exercises.
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Take it!
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I don't understand what the point
of this exercise is!
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It's therapy!
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That's coming up soon.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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MAN: When you need coronavirus news,
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there's plenty of places
you can turn to.
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But when you need scary
coronavirus graphics,
340
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there's only one source
you can trust.
341
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Good evening.
Locked down.
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Toilet...
Federal government is already...
343
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And we mean really scary graphics.
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with the infection...
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00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:03,359
At 10 News, our graphics
are so horrifically realistic,
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Sandra Sully has tested positive.
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00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,639
So did these planes.
348
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,839
Even the Opera House has a dry cough.
349
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,439
But don't worry - not all of our
graphics are bone-chillingly big.
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00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,680
This breaking news one
is pretty neutral.
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Just kidding.
It's fucking terrifying.
352
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10 News - because apparently
the coronavirus isn't scary enough.
353
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MAN: Are your thighs
covered in bed sores
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from sittin' around in isolation
355
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,919
too long?
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00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,559
Got weeping sores
357
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,959
all over your extremities?
358
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,519
What about sweat rash?
359
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,559
You got a thick, slimy, stinky rash
around your crotch
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00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,479
'cause you haven't changed
your tracksuit pants in a month?
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Boils.
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00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,039
Have you got plump, quivering boils
363
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:56,559
that blush and ooze
a thick syrup of off-white fluid
364
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,919
because you're so disgusting
and filthy?
365
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,199
Then take a photo
and send 'em to me - Keith.
366
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,399
I'll take any you've got.
367
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,159
I promise I won't tell anyone -
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00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,760
even the cops.
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♪ At least I'm home alone
together with you. ♪
370
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,159
Welcome back.
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You know, I've been privileged
to cover
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some pretty big stories in my time -
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the death of Diana,
the Boxing Day tsunami.
374
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,839
Who could forget my special
one-on-one interview
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with Michael Crawford?
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00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,519
But when it comes to
important stories,
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00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,479
I think I can say
with no exaggeration
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00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,319
this next piece by Ryan Shelton
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00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,799
isn't one of them.
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G'day!
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00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,719
If you're anything like me,
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you're loving being able
to see your mates again,
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00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,040
especially the ones with pizza ovens.
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00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,399
Mmm!
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00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,799
But imagine having a pizza oven
in your own backyard.
386
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,199
Oh. Bit cold now.
387
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,519
So, to show us how to build
a pizza oven from scratch...
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00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,959
Whoo!
I've called upon
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00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,919
my twin brother, Jason,
to show us how it's done.
390
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,559
Hey, Rizzler, check it out.
What?
391
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,959
Brick pic.
No, Jase, can you just...?
392
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,959
Brrr! (LAUGHS)
Oh, my God.
393
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,399
Stiffy!
394
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,719
But as you might have seen, Jason's
been a little unreliable of late.
395
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,319
I can't believe Ray Martin's
gonna see your dick in a sec.
396
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,039
Looks so realistic, Rizzler!
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00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,439
You're getting eaten by a wombat!
(SCREAMS)
398
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,119
So, this week,
I called Travis to lend a hand.
399
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,279
Come on over, Trav!
Trav?
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00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,359
Travis, or Trav, is another handyman
from the local area
401
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,359
and I have a feeling
that Jase might remember him
402
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,559
from their TAFE days.
403
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,359
Come on over, Trav!
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00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,199
Ohh.
G'day, mate.
405
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,439
You are fuckin' joking, Rizzler.
406
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,319
Jase, you know Travis, right?
You mean fuckin' Pablo Escobar?
407
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,679
Got any money for me, mate?
408
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,359
Oh, is that what this is about?
Whoa, whoa.
409
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,719
Fuckin' here we go.
410
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,039
Do you have any idea how much
your dodgy brother owes me?
411
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,599
Just get over it.
Have a guess.
412
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,719
Get over it, mate!
413
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,799
Get over shitting yourself
in joinery class at TAFE.
414
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,679
That's not true. Delete that.
100% true.
415
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,759
Nah.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
416
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,999
So, it turns out that when Jason
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00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,599
fell into a bit of gambling debt
in his early 20s,
418
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,439
Trav loaned him a lot of money,
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00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,999
which Jason apparently
never paid back.
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00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,839
Join the club, Trav. (CHUCKLES)
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00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,399
Look, guys, what do you say
we put all that aside
422
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,639
and get to building
that outdoor pizza oven, hey?
423
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,879
Nah. I'm not building nothing
424
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,159
till your piece-of-shit brother
gives me 25 grand.
425
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,079
(SCOFFS) 25 grand. Really, Jase?
426
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,479
(SCOFFS) "25 grand?!"
427
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,119
(BLEEP) He's gonna have
a heart attack
428
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,679
'cause his segment's
gonna be shit again
429
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,479
and Ray Martin's gonna be
very angry. (LAUGHS)
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00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,679
He's not gonna be... OK, Trav...
I'm (BLEEP) serious.
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00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,199
I didn't realise he owed...
No money, no pizza oven.
432
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,719
Capiche?
Capiche.
433
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,999
Uh, Jase, how about...?
Oh, Jesus, Jason!
434
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,399
Yeah. It's a bit of a bummer,
isn't it, Rizzler? Oh... (CHUCKLES)
435
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,479
You know, there's not much I can do
about my brother.
436
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,439
It's like our dad always used to say,
437
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,479
"Oh, well, Jase, one out of two
ain't bad." (CHUCKLES)
438
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,679
But Trav, on the other hand,
is actually a pretty decent bloke.
439
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,119
So, it's just energy... What is it?
440
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,319
He showed me this energy sugar
he's been importing from overseas...
441
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,399
That's a weird feeling.
442
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,039
..and said that if I was willing
to advertise it on the show...
443
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,879
Can you do that?
Totally. Happy to. Happy to.
444
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,479
..he might waive Jason's debt...
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00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,119
(LAUGHS) Rizzler's munted.
446
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,039
..and show us how to build
that pizza oven.
447
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,439
(LAUGHS)
448
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,279
So, text Trav and order
some of his energy sugar today.
449
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,559
At $350 a gram, it isn't cheap.
450
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,239
And, while it's no pizza oven, it's
just as good for when you're at home,
451
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,599
entertaining your mates.
452
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,519
(LAUGHS) How's the energy sugar,
Rizzler?!
453
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,759
Jase! I love it!
454
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,639
(LAUGHS)
I love...
455
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,599
How much did you have, mate?
456
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,039
♪ I loooove it. ♪
Oh, my God.
457
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,719
Are you sick of attending
Zoom meeting after Zoom meeting
458
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,439
during quarantine?
459
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,199
You're not alone.
460
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,479
Home viewer Andrew wrote,
"Dear Tech Shaman,
461
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,119
"As a fellow basement-dwelling
web goblin,
462
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,359
"I am loving the heck out
of isolation.
463
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:45,759
"But lately, my dark web time
keeps getting encroached upon
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00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,919
"by stupid Zoom meetings
with my dumb workmates.
465
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,399
"Please help."
466
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,399
Andrew, I know exactly what you mean.
467
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,839
But, Andrew, I'm about to show you
468
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,679
the best way to get through
these meetings
469
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,999
is to not attend them at all.
470
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,600
It's house call time!
471
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,720
Aaaaah!
472
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,759
Come on, man.
473
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:25,400
The solution to this problem is as
simple as it is technically complex.
474
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:47,159
Companies like Doppletech will create
a digital likeness of you
475
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,199
for a very reasonable rate.
476
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:54,559
All you have to do is enter
some details, get a few scans,
477
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,039
then once the avatar is created,
add some words to its database...
478
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,919
Dog. Basketball.
479
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,919
Pencil. Bread.
480
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,759
Now all that's left to do
is grab a banana milkshake
481
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,559
and watch the magic unfold.
482
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,159
OK, so, the next thing I need to ask
483
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,759
is who's willing to take care
of the Wentworth files?
484
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,559
(ELECTRONIC VOICE) File. File.
485
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,559
Dog. Pencil.
486
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,279
Baaaaaa.
487
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,079
Aaaaaaaaa.
488
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,359
(BEEP)
489
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,719
Oh, Andrew, you're willing to
take on the files.
490
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,839
That's fantastic, thanks very much.
You're a real lifesaver.
491
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,479
Oh, Andrew, I saw those pictures
you put up on Facebook
492
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,759
of you and your nephew
at the LEGO convention.
493
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,559
They were so cute!
494
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,279
Child. Child. Child.
495
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,799
Man. Child. Pencil.
496
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,199
Yeah, they grow up so quickly,
don't they?
497
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,400
Bread.
498
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,599
So, that's how you keep your job
and enjoy your time off
499
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,199
without any risk whatsoever.
500
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,080
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
501
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,319
Dog! Pencil!
502
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,239
Basketball! Bread!
503
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,159
Arghhhh!
504
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,719
Pasta is a pandemic staple,
everybody's cooking it.
505
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,599
But how do you know if it's al dente?
506
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,119
Everyone has their methods
but here are my favourites.
507
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,759
Instapasta.
508
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,039
Bite the pasta.
509
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,639
Look inside the pasta.
510
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,119
Throw it at the tiles.
Hey!
511
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,959
Throw it at the ceiling.
512
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,719
Chuck it at an umbrella.
513
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,799
Get Jim to sit on it.
514
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,159
Dip it in yoghurt and freeze.
515
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,679
Yum!
516
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,919
Get Jim to punch it.
517
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,159
Put it in the cistern and flush.
518
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,559
If it comes through, it's done.
519
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,359
Stick it in a power point.
520
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,039
If it won't fit, it's done.
521
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,839
Eat an entire bowl.
522
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,000
If you don't spew, it's done.
523
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,359
Stab Jim with it.
524
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,719
If he doesn't bleed, it's done.
525
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,639
Ask the pasta.
526
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,439
Ask the Lord.
527
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,359
Ask the Dark Lord.
528
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,919
Ask the postie.
529
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,319
Yeah, it's done.
530
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,840
It's that simple.
531
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,159
Hang on, that's not cooked.
532
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,799
Gary here
from Clam of the Sea Cruises.
533
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,079
With cruising now off the cards,
534
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,959
I've got cash-flow issues and a
shit-ton of cruise ships to sell.
535
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,199
So, come on down and buy one.
536
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,359
Seriously.
537
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,639
If no-one takes these cruise ships
off my hands,
538
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,319
I'm going to go ballistic!
539
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,479
The Diamond Ocean Queen,
540
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,039
now almost entirely disease-free.
541
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,559
Make me an offer.
542
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,839
Is your name Royal Caribbean Lady?
543
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,119
Because if it is,
this boat's got your name on it.
544
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,679
Or what about this one?
545
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,679
How jealous would your neighbours be
546
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,399
with this baby parked
outside your house?
547
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,119
The Pacific Mermaid floater.
548
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:42,999
If I don't have to sanitise it,
then I'll pay YOU $15,000!
549
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,759
This one's called Tom Cruise.
550
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,359
Buy it and get
it the hell out of my boatyard!
551
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,039
If you've never thought about
buying a used cruise ship before,
552
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,319
do me a favour and think about it.
553
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,359
And then just (BLEEP) buy one!
554
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,079
Clam of the Sea Cruises.
555
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,159
Our business might be sinking...
556
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,199
(SPLUTTERS)
..but our ships definitely aren't.
557
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,600
VOICEOVER:
558
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:10,160
♪ At least I'm home alone
together with you. ♪
559
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,279
Well, that's it for another week.
560
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,199
Sadly, due to ABC budget cuts,
561
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,319
that's the end of the Auslan service
as well.
562
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,480
I'm sorry, Todd,
but do you have a sign for goodbye?
563
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,119
Pretty much the same as ours.
Maybe I'll catch you at the Logies.
564
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,599
Probably not. Thanks for
your company, though, tonight.
565
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,919
Up next on the ABC, a show that
I have no intention of promoting.
566
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,679
So, until next week...
567
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,759
You're kidding.
You're in the house all the time?
568
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,240
That's bullshit!
569
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,839
I'm the one that's supposed
to say goodnight.
570
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,360
Wouldn't happen at Channel Nine,
I tell you.
43454
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