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♪ At home, alone
♪ Alone
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♪ Together
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♪ We'll always be together at home
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♪ Alone, together forever
♪ Ever
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♪ Forever
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♪ When life has lost all meaning
♪ Shoop, dooby doo-doo
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♪ The kids are screaming,
the rent is due
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♪ At least I'm home alone
together with you. ♪
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Hello, I'm Ray Martin.
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Welcome to At Home Alone Together,
a new lifestyle show
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in a world in which life and style
are sadly missing.
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At times like these, Australians like
to turn to someone they can trust,
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a reassuring face,
a safe pair of hands.
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Kochie wasn't available
so you got me.
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Each week, the team and I
will share some handy hints
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on how you can best survive
these difficult times.
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Tonight - Craig Reucassel on
how to minimise our household waste.
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Deborah Mailman gives us
a taste of The Bard.
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And money guru Helen Bidou
on turning our boredom into billions.
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♪ Corona
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♪ Stay out of my home-a! ♪
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Now, we all know
that we're not allowed
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social or physical contact right now,
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but that doesn't mean we have
to abandon our love-lives.
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Sorry, I don't want
to paint a picture
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of Ray Martin having a love-life.
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This is purely for research,
I promise, but...
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..we have our own Love Doctor
on stand-by.
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She's here with some practical tips
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on how to find love
in this time of corona.
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We all know that the lockdown has
been playing havoc on our love-lives.
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Just here, I have an email
from Jordan who says:
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Role play can seem really daunting
at first
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but what better time to experiment
than in lockdown?
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Now I'm very lucky to be locked
up with my hubby... ♪ Billy D! ♪
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Hi, I'm Billy D.
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Um, I'm 32.
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I come from a broken home...
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Yeah, that's good, Billy.
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Now, Billy is a perfect example
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of someone who can be a little bit
funny about certain things.
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So today, I'm gonna show you
how to approach a role play
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with tact and understanding.
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Hey, Billy D, do you wanna
have some fun tonight?
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Yeah.
Yeah?
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Have you ever wanted to, like,
act out a fantasy?
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Actually, yeah. Um...
To get the ball rolling,
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try suggesting one of your own.
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I always had this dirty idea where...
(CLEARS THROAT) Harry Potter...
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I was thinking we could do
a Harry Potter thing,
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where you're Hermione and I'm Ron
and we... we do it.
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Um, yeah. Cool.
You don't wanna be Harry?
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Oh... (SCOFFS) No.
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No, I'm not... I'm not a Harry
at all. I'm a Ron.
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You can be a Harry.
No, with my colouring and...
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..and my personality,
I am undoubtedly a Ron.
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Make them feel comfortable.
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Asking questions is healthy
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and it can be sexy too. Watch.
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Billy D, why don't you show me
that thick, hard wand?
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OK. Um, it's elderwood
and it has a phoenix feather in it.
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So...
Why don't you spank me with it?
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No. That's not... She wouldn't...
I mean...
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That's not really in character of
how we've grown to know Hermione
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over the book series and the movies.
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Well, hey, why don't you lead?
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OK. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Hermione!
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'Tis I, Ronald Weasley,
your platonic friend.
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What are you doing in the library
quite so late?
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Are you hiding from Filch,
perchance?
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I hear he's on the warpath tonight.
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No, I was in here reading a book
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about how to have sex 24/7 365...
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Perhaps it was... a spell book
instead that you were reading?
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Y-y...
And that's more in character.
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Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Do you hear footsteps?
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Yes.
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Maybe it's a... another wizard girl
from another house
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and she wants to suck your dick
and I lick my...
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No, no. It's... it's definitely
Professor Quirrell.
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Quick! Down this hallway towards
the Chamber of Secrets.
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They'll never suspect us down there.
Run!
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Oh, God, you know one of my secrets?
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O... K, yes.
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I'd love to give Dobby
a little gobby.
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No, no.
Oh, yes, I'd love to be moaning
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like Myrtle.
No!
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I want to have magical missionary
in Hagrid's hut.
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Why would they have sex
in Hagrid's hut?
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He's their friend. They respect him.
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I mean, did you even read the books?
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As you can see, it's not always easy,
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but as long as you and your partner
are open
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to discussing what is and isn't
working for you,
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then everything is healthy
and aboveboard.
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We could use this broom.
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I don't wanna do that.
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Me neither.
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In this crazy chaos world,
self-care is actually so important.
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But because there's a pandemic,
al the beauty houses are closed,
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so you can't get
to your favourite sauna.
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Not to be worried because today
I'm going to show you
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how to create a sauna vibe
in your very own bathroom.
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In Denmark, everyone has saunas
in the houses,
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even the hjemlos.
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But in Australia,
this is not the case.
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So you have to get more creative.
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What makes a sauna?
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There's not much to it,
to be honest.
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It's just a really hot room
with wooden benches,
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steam and a real red vibe.
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First of all, you want to gather
all the heaters in your house
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and turns them up to full blast
to get that super hot vibe.
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It's actually really important
for your health
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to sweat out all the negative vibes.
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And get naked with strangers.
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Secondly, grab all those planks
of wood that you have been hoarding
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under your house.
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Remember when you grabbed it,
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'cause you thought you could make
a little side table
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or maybe even oar for canoe.
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But then you realised
you have no tools
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and actually woodwork
is so difficult.
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Now you should have enough to cover
all the cold mean tiles
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in the bathroom.
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Just plonk it down on two stools
and there, you have a bench.
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So simple.
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So ergonomic.
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Cellophane is a great way
to get a colour in a room.
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And so easy to change
when you're in a different mood.
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Sauna is always red vibe
because red is a hot, hot colour.
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Then you want to turn on
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just the hot tap in your shower
and your sink
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to get the moody steam effect.
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Don't worry about running out
of water.
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The world has so much of it,
actually.
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I put the little rockies in the sink
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because for some reason,
all saunas have this.
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Don't forget to cover up all
the little cracks
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to keep hot-boxing the room.
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Now it's time just to sit
back and enjoy.
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I'm absolutely loving this.
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Maybe you invite some friends around
so that...
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OK, my eyes are hurting.
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Let's look at where it scores
on the vibe rater.
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Mm, that's hygge.
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This vibe rating has got me
so excited.
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For that extra sauna vibe,
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invite your neighbour around
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and sit there and enjoy
the awkward silence together.
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(SCREAMS)
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Coming up next, I'm gonna show you
how to deliberately break something
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so you can spend all day outside,
pretending to fix it.
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Away from all that.
(SCREAMING)
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There you can contemplate
the absurdity of existence
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and why you spend yours trapped
in this nightmarish hellhole
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of household responsibility.
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VOICEOVER: Introducing Bleach.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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It brightens, it whitens.
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That is literally all it does.
(MUSIC STOPS)
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Repeat... It brightens, it whitens.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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And quite emphatically does
stuff-all else.
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Contrary to what you may have heard
elsewhere,
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this amazing cleaning product:
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And most definitely,
will not make your wife love you.
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We understand why a white supremacist
president might think
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a whitening agent is a solution
to all of life's problems,
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but we cannot emphasise this enough -
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it really isn't.
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Bleach! Recommended by
zero health professionals.
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ANNOUNCER: Tomorrow night,
join Craig Reucassel
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for a special isolation edition
of the War On Waste.
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If you've been enjoying a tipple
during lockdown,
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remember to put your bottles and cans
into your recycling bin.
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Or if that's full, you can just
store them in your landfill bin.
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Or your... paper bin.
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Well, it has been five days.
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Practical tips on reducing
your waste while living in lockdown.
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Remember, with all your stuffed-up
attempts to make bread,
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you can put them in your composter.
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Unless it's filled
with last week's attempts.
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Your local street library
is a good plan B.
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Or you can try and sneak it onto
a Bakers Delight sample tray.
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Thank you, sir. Yes.
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And how to stay sane
while staying green.
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A lot of people have been asking me
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how do you handle kids that need
help home-schooling?
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And there's no real correct answer
on this one.
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Just whichever bin is closest.
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Still need help
with your maths homework?
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That's the War On Waste
COVID edition, tomorrow at 08:00
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on ABC and iview.
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♪ At least I'm home alone together
with you. ♪
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Oh, sorry. (CHUCKLES)
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You caught me pretending to do
some manual labour,
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but it's no good washing your hands
all the time
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unless we're prepared
to get our hands dirty.
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So here's our handyman, Ryan Shelton,
because Scott Cam was too expensive.
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Hey there! With so much spare time
on our hands right now,
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there's never been a better time
to tackle some of those odd jobs
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we've been putting off
around the house.
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(CHUCKLES)
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But if you're anything like me...
Whoop!
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..you're no handyman.
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So luckily, I found someone who is.
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It's my identical twin brother,
an absolute ripper of a bloke,
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Jason Shelton.
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And he's kindly agreed to teach
all of us some handy tips
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on how to make our DIYs
that little bit easier.
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Over to you, Jase.
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OK. Thanks, Ryan.
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Hey, Ryan, again.
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One more thing before we hear
from Jase.
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Due to social distancing measures
at the time of filming
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I'll be operating the camera myself
at no extra cost to the production.
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A point that will surely
be rectified
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in future contract negotiations.
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Now back to the action.
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First of all, I just want to say,
Ray Martin,
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you are a f-(BEEP)-king legend,
mate,
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and this is an absolute honour.
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Seriously.
Ah, Jase, do you wanna...
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Nah, nah, yeah, yeah.
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So anyway, Rizzler over here
is begging me to show you
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how to bloody hammer a nail into
a wall, which is a piece of piss.
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And to be honest, pretty
f-(BEEP)-king boring television.
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OK...
So!
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Nah, nah, instead...
Mm-hm.
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I thought, bit of a surprise...
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No, Jase.
Take this outside...
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No.
Me and Rizzler will go head-to-head
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in a cheeky little hammer throw
challenge.
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Jason...?
What do you reckon of that, Riz?
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Well, you did promise that...
Oh, God, have a fucking cry, mate.
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I'm not having a cry.
So sorry I'm gonna make your segment
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actually entertaining for once.
I'm not crying, mate.
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While my brother might be handy
on the tools,
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he's never been the sharpest tool
in the shed.
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Which might explain why
he was expelled
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from eight different schools,
am I right? (CHUCKLES)
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Unfortunately, I am right
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and if it weren't for the financial
backing of his family,
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who knows where he might
have ended up.
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I guess he's just got a funny way
of saying thanks.
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(CHUCKLES) He's regretting putting
me on now! Aren't ya?!
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Just wanna make sure we teach
Australia how to hammer the nail,
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like we promised Ray Martin.
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Oh, my God, mate, we're gonna
hammer your precious nail, mate,
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don't worry. Ray's not gonna be
disappointed. (LAUGHS)
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OK, really?
Yes!
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If... you can throw a hammer
further than me.
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That's the deal.
Well, I dunno about that, Jase.
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I do. And if I throw it further
than you, guess what happens.
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(LAUGHS) What happens, mate?
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I get to show the camera that photo
of your dick from when we were 20.
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(LAUGHS)
No. No, no, no.
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Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad
idea to have fun with your DIYs
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but what IS a bad idea is blackmail.
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Blackmail is illegal, and what's
worse, it isn't even funny.
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(LAUGHS) Can't believe Ray Martin's
gonna see your dick in a sec.
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I'm pretty sure they'll have to blur
it out anyway, mate.
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Annoyingly.
No, they won't.
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Sorry, Jase, I actually checked
and it turns out, they will.
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Here we go. For the dick.
(LAUGHS)
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Oh, good game's a fast one. Come on.
Three, two, one.
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F-(BEEP)-king watch this!
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Oh, shit! It is big!
Shit.
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(LAUGHS) It's huge!
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Oh, Rizzler, you little beauty!
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Whoo!
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Admittedly,
it was a great first effort.
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But if I was to be up next, I'd have
to trust Jase with the camera.
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Sorry in advance.
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Oh, good, OK, we're on.
Just careful with that, Jase.
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It's expensive stuff. (CHUCKLES)
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Coming up next on your ABC,
Ryan Shelton's dick. (LAUGHS)
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Ah, I can hear, mate.
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And it's funny,
it's really funny stuff,
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but... you're bloody putting me off,
mate. Alright?
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So maybe just give me
a little bit of space.
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Alright, alright.
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And I'll throw this bloody hammer
and we'll see how we go.
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Now that I can finally concentrate,
287
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hopefully I can win you back
the lesson you were promised.
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That's what I care about.
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Oh, here we go! A lovely little hop.
Step.
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Oh, he's absolutely crumbed it!
Oh, fuck, it slipped out of my hand.
291
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Whoa! He's not happy.
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But you know what that means,
Australia?
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Hang on a sec...
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Whoo! Check it out, Ray!
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As someone who actually DOES follow
through on their promises,
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sadly, I'm unable to give you
a lesson today.
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Instead, I had to get inside and ice
that dodgy right shoulder of mine
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which was operated on two months ago,
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which the doctors said
wouldn't fully heal and be 100%
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for at least eight months.
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Maybe that explains the short throw.
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Anyway, we'll see you next week.
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Thanks for watching.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Bye.
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If you're like me
and crying a lot more than usual,
305
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I'm gonna show you a way to harness
those feelings of hopelessness
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in a productive way,
307
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by capturing, converting
and distilling your tears
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into an alcohol base
for some yummy homemade Negronis.
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VOICEOVER: We've made some changes
to the COVID Safe app
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to help keep you even safer
at this time.
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Once you've downloaded the app
to your phone,
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we'll now send you an alert
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whenever you've come into contact
with a conspiracy theory nutcase.
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If you've been within 1.5 metres
of someone
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who thinks the coronavirus
is caused by 5G towers,
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we'll send you their name,
location and Facebook handle
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so you can avoid their batshit crazy
views in the future.
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A special bonus app has been
developed for the Byron Bay area
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to protect people
from nutjob antivaxxers
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and Pete Evans.
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Download the app from our website
now.
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Because:
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♪ At least I'm home alone
together with you. ♪
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We all know that one way to survive
this crisis is healthy eating
325
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and... unhealthy drinking.
326
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,839
Let's get real. If hand sanitiser
didn't contain as much alcohol,
327
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it wouldn't be as popular.
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Now, each week, our resident foodie,
Bjorn Stewart,
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will be taking on your
Quarantine Cooking Challenges.
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So let's see what's absolute delights
he's got on the menu tonight.
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Hey, folks. Bjorn here with another
Quarantine Cooking Challenge.
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Today's challenge has been sent
by Mary in Healesville.
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And Mary says:
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Well, Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
335
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you're going to be eating your words
AND my foraged soup because...
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..challenge accepted!
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Foraging is a relatively
new phenomenon
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that was invented as a way of coping
with recent food shortages.
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Who knew we'd have a reason
to thank coronavirus?
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Now before all you internet experts
jump in and say:
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Almost all weeds are edible.
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They're fine, they're safe
and they're free. So go crazy.
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I haven't decided which soup
I'm going to make,
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so I'm gonna taste a couple of weeds
to decide
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what flavour profile I'm after.
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00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,839
It's nice, it's got quite
a metallic taste to it.
347
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,360
Oh, no, that's blood. Yep.
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00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,800
Ah, fuck!
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Argh!
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Oh, yes!
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This is what I'm talking about.
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I don't know what type of weed
this is
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but it smells like business,
so let's give it a go.
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00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,560
Yep, this is the one.
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00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,279
OK, so I've harvested my greens
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so I'm gonna go to the kitchen
and crack on with my soup.
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00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,399
OK, tho we're gonna uthe thome
chopped onionth, potathoes,
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garlic and thome garlic and thtock.
359
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,600
Excusth me. (CLEARS THROAT)
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(CHOKES)
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Wow, thmellth like
frethly cut grassth.
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Delithioth!
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Finely dithe... (COUGHS)
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Finely dithe... (COUGHS)
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00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,400
(GAGS)
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(BABBLES)
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AS VOICEOVER: And put them in a pot
with a bit of oil.
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Sweat your onions and garlic
before adding the potatoes.
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Once you see the potatoes soften
slightly, add your edible weeds.
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(MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)
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Stir everything together
before adding your stock.
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T-time to p-p-plate up. (GROANS)
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This is a great pick-me-up soup,
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perfect for these difficult times
in lockdown.
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00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,359
I could do with a bit
of a pick-me-up,
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00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,600
so I'm going to tuck in right away.
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00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,760
Mmmmm!
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Edible weed soup.
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Zuck on that,
Mary from Healzville.
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00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,759
In your fathe!
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(RETCHES)
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Back to you, Ray Martin.
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Coming up - what do you do
when you wanna wash your hands
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00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,519
but you're not near a sink
or a basin?
385
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,159
Well, in-built soapy pockets.
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00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,319
In go the hands.
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00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,599
Splashy, splashy, splashy.
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Out they come, good as gold.
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I'll show you how to build them
into your entire wardrobe.
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So you know that you'll always
be germ-free.
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(WHISTLES)
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Dammit! I could have used the sink!
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VOICEOVER: South Aussies
have done their bit
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to stay at home and make Adelaide
the safest city in the world.
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00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,119
So why not take a trip
to the City of Car Parks
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because South Australia
is back in business.
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The gloves are off and the historic
Adelaide Wet Market
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is open for trade.
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So swap out that face mask
for a shopping bag,
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because the only thing you'll catch
here is a great bloody bargain.
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They've got toast.
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00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,479
All varieties!
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Emu heads, $6.90 a kilo.
404
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,679
Bags of bags.
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00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,519
And of course,
spaghetti with sprinkles,
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the South Aussie classic.
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So come on down, Aussie shoppers,
and grab yourself a great deal,
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because South Australia
is back in business!
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♪ At least I'm home alone together
with you. ♪
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Welcome back.
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Well, while some people see
just doom and gloom,
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others see
their next million dollars.
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00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,399
Have to admit that I've made
a small fortune in recent weeks,
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00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,359
selling bleach door-to-door
after a hot tip from President Trump.
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00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,399
But I'm not the only one
with money smarts around here.
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Who better than Helen Bidou,
our finance expert,
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to show us that coronavirus
is not just a pandemic,
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it's also a perfect opportunity.
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Hi! I'm Helen Bidou.
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And I'm on this new television
program on 9Life.
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Let's go!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
(HUMS)
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You know what continues to be
important in a pandemic?
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Money. Branding.
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00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,839
Increasing your online presence.
427
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,319
Business ideas.
428
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,759
I've gotta get out of this apartment!
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00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,799
During difficult periods like this,
it's not only influencers like me
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that can increase
their online presence.
431
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,319
You can too.
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00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,479
♪ The show must go on. ♪
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One of the best ways you can do this
is to get a song out ASAP
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00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,399
and start rebranding
as a singer/songwriter.
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00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,760
All you need is a simple computer...
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..a microphone...
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00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,279
..a sense of adventure
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and your very own
little sound engineer.
439
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,039
Mum, I've been here for hours!
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Hurry up.
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00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,759
First of all,
you just lay down some lyrics.
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♪ Corona
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♪ Stay out of my home-a. ♪
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Add in some instruments.
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(STRUMS CHORDS)
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00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,079
Mum! Put down your leg!
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00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,199
(BEATS)
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00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,000
(SILENCE)
449
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,279
And if other celebrities
aren't available for collabs,
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you can even do your own harmonies.
451
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,199
♪ Corona, corona
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00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,359
♪ Rona. ♪
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00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,039
It's not coming through, Connor!
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00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,999
You waste of space!
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(SOBS) You're the reason my musical
career's never taken off!
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00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,919
I'm out.
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00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,079
(WAILS)
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♪ Corona!
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00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,159
♪ Corona! ♪
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00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,279
But at the end of the day, you'll end
up with a song that brings people
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00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,159
a lot of joy and comfort
during this dark, dark time.
462
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,039
And don't forget to make a video.
463
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♪ Even during corona,
I glam up every day
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♪ I put on my hair and make-up
and heels anyway
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♪ 'Cause I'm Helen Bidou
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00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,319
♪ And looking at my face
might heal you
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00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,839
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
♪ Yeah, eah, eah
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00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,039
♪ And this face might heal you
469
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,399
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
♪ I'm Helen
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♪ Helen
♪ And my face might heal you
471
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,999
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
♪ No, I'm Helen
472
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,799
♪ This face might heal you
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
473
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,319
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
474
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,279
♪ Looking at my face might heal you
♪ Helen
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♪ I'm Helen Bidou
♪ This face
476
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,679
♪ This face might heal you
♪ This face, this face
477
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,319
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
♪ This face
478
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,919
♪ This face
♪ Looking at my face might heal you
479
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,159
♪ I'm Helen Bidou
♪ This face
480
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,959
♪ This face
♪ Helen. ♪
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Helen Bidou there, reminding us of
the importance of the performing arts
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00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,479
in these tricky times.
483
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,359
Of course, the magic of live theatre
is something we've just had to learn
484
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,719
to live without.
485
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,159
Pretty easy, as it happens.
486
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,079
Tonight, though, we thought
we'd bring you a taste
487
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,479
of what you've been missing
and coming to us live
488
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:15,679
is one of Australia's stars of stage
and screen, Miss Deborah Mailman.
489
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,559
Deb, thanks for joining us
on At Home Alone Together.
490
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,999
Hey, Ray, it's nice to be with you.
491
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,399
Now, I really do believe, Deb,
that now, perhaps more than ever,
492
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,719
we, as a country, need our artists.
493
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,559
Yeah, no, I think that's true.
494
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,079
Even more than doctors? (CHUCKLES)
That seems a bit excessive.
495
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,839
But never...
No, no, I didn't...
496
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,359
Alright, so what are you gonna
perform for us tonight?
497
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:39,199
I am performing the opening scene
to Henry V, part I.
498
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,959
Alright, well, for those of you
at home, close your eyes now,
499
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,919
imagine you're sitting
in the stalls or the dress circle
500
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,439
of your favourite theatre
501
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,079
as the house lights dim
and the curtain rises.
502
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,280
Take it away, Miss Mailman.
503
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,999
O, for a muse of fire
504
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,759
that would ascend
the brightest heaven of invention.
505
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,599
A kingdom for a stage,
princes to act.
506
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,119
BOY: Mum!
507
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,559
(CLEARS THROAT)
508
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,559
Princes to act and monarchs
to behold the swelling scene.
509
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,199
Mum! Where are the scissors?!
510
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,039
Then should the warlike Harry, like
himself, assume the port of Mars...
511
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,399
MUM!
512
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,839
And at his heels,
leashed in like hounds,
513
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,319
should famine, sword and fire...
514
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,239
MUM!
I am so sorry, Ray.
515
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,119
It's in the top drawer! I'm busy!
516
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,639
I'm so sorry.
517
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,519
Please, we're all adjusting, Deb.
It's wonderful so far.
518
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,040
Just pick up where you like.
519
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,759
And monarchs to behold
the swelling scene.
520
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,959
Then should the warlike Harry, like
himself, assume the port of Mars...
521
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,199
I dunno. I dunno. Actually, pasta?
What about pasta?
522
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,559
It's always good.
And...
523
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,959
Just hang on while I do this.
..at his heels...
524
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,319
I can come out and boil some water
or do something in a minute.
525
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,599
..leashed in like hounds,
526
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,999
should famine, sword and fire,
527
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,039
crouch for employment.
Actually, you know what?
528
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,199
How about soup? Let's have some soup?
That'd be good.
529
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,679
Ah... Ray?
Yep?
530
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,959
I-I don't think you're muted.
Oh, really?
531
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,359
Oh, hang on.
Yeah.
532
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,559
My apologies. Sorry. Sorry.
533
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,800
As you were.
534
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,559
But pardon, gentles all...
That's better.
535
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,679
The flat unraised spirits
that have dared...
536
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,119
Actually, I think I might...
Can I get an Uber?
537
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,439
Still not muted, Ray.
538
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,199
Oh, shit, sorry.
Mum, they're not there.
539
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,519
Oh, for fuck's sake! I'm trying
to do Shakespeare here!
540
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,479
Why do you need them
frigging scissors for anyway?!
541
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,919
I'm giving Sam a haircut.
542
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,639
Oh, fucking shit, no!
543
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,839
"Oh, f-(BEEP)-king shit, no."
544
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,639
Brilliant words, as true as
when the Bard first wrote them.
545
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,599
So that's pretty much it from us
for this week.
546
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,279
Join us again next week
for some more top tips.
547
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,359
At least 60% - maybe - have been
approved by health professionals.
548
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,199
Until then, stay strong, stay safe,
and most important of all,
549
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,160
stay soapy. Goodnight.
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