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(SILENCE)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
M_I_SForEver
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(CLASPS CLICKING)
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(BAG RUSTLING)
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(ZIPPER CLOSING)
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(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKING)
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(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
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(CAR STARTING)
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(SEATBELT ALARM BEEPING)
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(GEAR SHIFT MOVING)
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(WHEELS MOVING)
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(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(GAVEL BANGING)
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Order in my court.
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Mr. Bowers, you're saying the
reason why you were speeding
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is because you were
being chased by a ghost?
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Yes, your honor.
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Is there a witness to this
ghost
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that you're talking about?
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(CLEARING THROAT) Well,
the cop that pulled me over
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said he didn't see anything.
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So I'm assuming that the
sirens musta scared him off.
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Thank you, Mr. Bowers.
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You may have a seat.
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Mr. Walker.
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Your honor.
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Oh God.
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Your honor, according to
the laws of physics and nature
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the steep of my car pedal,
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when one applies the Pythagorean
Theorem,
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the steep of my car
pedal is at higher rate
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than most other pedals in most
other cars.
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Therefore, when I put my foot
upon it,
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it's naturally going to speed
up at a slightly higher rate
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than most other cars.
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Does your speedometer work?
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Yes, your honor, but Galileo,
in 1588,
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didn't give a flying
fuck about speedometers.
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Thank you, Mr. Walker.
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You may have a seat now.
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The rest of you are guilty
with no further explanation.
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I've had enough for today.
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(GAVEL BANGING)
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(WATER POURING)
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I swear to God, people are
getting dumber,
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or more creative with
their excuses nowadays.
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There's a man who called you,
several times, from Greece.
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What did he say?
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He said it's something
regarding your daughter Lisa.
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I think he left a text.
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(PHONE BEEPING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Search me flights to Detroit
for the day after tomorrow.
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Detroit?
What's there?
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My grandsons live there.
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Wait, are you still going to
the LA convention next week?
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(GUN FIRING)
(ALARM CLOCK BREAKING)
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What happened last night?
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(GROANING) I don't even
remember.
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Oh shit!
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Shit!
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Where's the TV?
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Shit, someone stole the TV?
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Oh, fuck!
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Great.
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
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Jake, I think we have a
problem.
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What?
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JOE: There's a naked guy
sleeping in our bathtub.
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Just wake him up, ya dumbass.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Don't look at the penis.
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Dude, wake up.
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Come on, wake up.
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Wait, what are you? (SCREAMING)
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Fuck this shit.
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Hey, Jake.
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What do you want?
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(MOANING) Nothing.
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Did you wake him up yet?
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I'm just gonna use
the bathroom upstairs.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello?
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GRANDPA: Hey, Jakey, how are
you?
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Listen buddy, whatever
you're selling, I ain't buying.
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GRANDPA: It's your
grandpa, you knucklehead.
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Oh shit!
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Hey Grandpa.
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GRANDPA: Are you drunk?
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No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.
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GRANDPA: Listen, I'm
on my way to your place.
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Now?
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GRANDPA: You still
live on Temple Street?
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Yeah.
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: Great, I'll be there in 10
minutes.
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Shit.
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Joe.
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JOE: What?
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Grandpa's gonna be here in 10
minutes.
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JOE: Who?
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Grandpa.
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Grandpa's still alive?
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Of course he's still alive,
you idiot.
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Now help me clean this place up.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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(MOANING) What time is it?
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Past 12.
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(MUMBLING) Late for work
again.
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Fuck it.
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They're gonna fire me anyway.
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Well this is a work of art.
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Is this my dick or yours?
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- (PLAYFUL MUSIC)
- Too big to be mine.
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(TAPE RIPPING)
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What about the TV?
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What about it?
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Well Grandpa might ask us
about it when he gets here.
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Grandpa hasn't visited
us in five fucking years.
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Do you think he cares
whether or not we have a TV?
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Who doesn't have a TV?
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We don't have a fucking TV.
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Now will you hurry up.
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(TRASH BAG CRINKLING)
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I mean, what's the big deal
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if Grandpa knew we were
partying last night.
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Joe, sometimes your stupidity
even surpasses my thoughts.
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Thank you.
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No.
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Mom just died two days ago.
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If Grandpa found out that we had
a party,
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he'd flip out.
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I told you we should've
rescheduled this party, Jake.
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Hey, we planned this
party like three weeks ago.
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Mom's the one that should've
rescheduled her death.
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Is that even possible?
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Joe, we don't have time for
your stupid fucking questions.
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Please help me get this
place back together.
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She left us when we were
kids and moved to Greece.
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She's like a stranger to us.
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Still, we're her kids.
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Now do you want Grandpa to
start bitching about this?
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No.
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Then less talk, more cleaning.
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(TRASH BAG CRINKLING)
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Boys, how are ya doing?
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We're good.
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How are you?
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(GRANDPA SIGHING)
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Sorry about Mom, Grandpa.
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Your mom
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was a good woman, Jake.
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I know she was.
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I just wish I had a chance
to get to know her more.
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She actually wanted
to take you with her,
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but she couldn't.
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After she lost the case
against your dad in court,
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she had no choice but to
escape his unruly behavior.
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Dad died two years ago.
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Why didn't she just call?
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Your mother was in a coma for
five years
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because of a car accident.
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You'd have known if you'd have
asked.
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Anyway, I'm not here to talk
about that.
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I'm here to tell you boys
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that your mother died a
millionaire.
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(JAKE SPITTING)
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I'm sorry, Grandpa.
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Jesus Christ, Jake!
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How much money are we talking
about?
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Four million dollars.
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Wait, where did Mom
get all this money from?
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After Lisa moved to Greece
she married a rich businessman
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who gave her everything before
he died.
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Oh, so, basically our
mom was a gold digger?
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So what you're telling us,
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is that we're basically
eligible to a cut of her heir?
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Yes, but under one condition.
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Your mom had a child in Greece
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who she gave half of her net
worth,
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the other half to me.
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Whoa, what about us?
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Your mom had a will.
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She made me promise to
give you your share,
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only if you'll agree to live
with your brother for 45 days.
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Why would she want that?
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Lisa always had this dream
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that all of her kids would come
together
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after your father died.
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So are we going to Greece
or is he coming here?
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You're not going anywhere.
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He's coming here to Detroit.
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Now, I suggest that you
start preparing a room
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because he'll be here tonight.
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Wow, Grandpa, thanks
for last minute notice.
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(SIGHING) Where's your
bathroom?
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Second door on your left.
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(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(JAKE AND JOE CHEERING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hey, Ronny, what's up?
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RONNY: (MUMBLING) machine.
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You know Jake, I'm sick of
you being late all the time.
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You always come up with
these silly excuses
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just to explain why your ass
isn't here,
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which it should be, operating
the goddamn espresso machine.
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Hey Ronny, how 'bout you
shove that espresso machine
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up your ass?
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I bet it'll fit.
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RONNY: Did you say what?
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You heard me, Ronny.
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And one more thing, I quit.
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Have a nice life.
(PHONE BEEPING)
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Hey, boys.
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Why is there a naked guy in your
bathtub?
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- That's.
- Joe's boyfriend.
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So anyway Grandpa, it was
really, really good to see ya.
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Thank you so much for stopping
by, and I promise you,
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we're gonna take real good
care of our new brother.
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Which reminds me though,
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what time is he gonna be here?
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About eight.
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Are we picking him up?
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Nope, he's got a driver.
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Fantastic.
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Now have a safe trip back to
Hawaii.
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Ohio.
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(MOANING) Even better.
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What the fuck, Jake!
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You know how homophobic Grandpa
is!
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Oh is he.
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JOE: You're an asshole.
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What?
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What's wrong with being gay?
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It's 2019 for Christ's sake.
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JOE: That's not the point.
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(GROWLING) All right, I'm
sorry.
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Can you make me some eggs
please?
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JOE: We don't have any eggs.
244
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,632
Shit.
245
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,369
We gotta go to the grocery
store.
246
00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:42,237
Fuck!
247
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,212
JOE: Is this really
necessary?
248
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:51,979
Hell yeah, it's necessary.
249
00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:53,481
Didn't you hear Grandpa?
250
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:55,650
If our new brother doesn't feel
welcome
251
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,018
he may change his mind.
252
00:12:57,852 --> 00:12:59,254
What's the plan then?
253
00:12:59,287 --> 00:13:00,888
Plans easy.
254
00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:03,458
Keep him happy until we
get our cut of the money.
255
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,326
Fuck that.
256
00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:05,660
Can't Grandpa just give us our
money
257
00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:07,429
with all of this family
bullshit?
258
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,764
Patience, Joe.
259
00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:12,934
It's only 45 days until
we become millionaires.
260
00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:19,641
Whoa, I always wanted
to get some of these.
261
00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:29,951
Weights aren't gonna make
your fat ass any thinner, Joe.
262
00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:30,952
Fuck you, Jake.
263
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,457
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
264
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,935
All right, I'm gonna
run to the gas station
265
00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:49,804
get a pack of smokes.
266
00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:51,739
If our new brother shows up,
267
00:13:51,773 --> 00:13:54,709
please don't do anything stupid.
268
00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:55,810
You got it.
269
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:59,013
Just invite him in and
try and be normal, will ya?
270
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,049
(JOE MOANING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
271
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,151
I'll be right back.
272
00:14:09,991 --> 00:14:14,996
(JOE LAUGHING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
273
00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:18,333
(SACK LANDING)
274
00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:20,502
(ZIPPER OPENING)
275
00:14:20,535 --> 00:14:21,336
(COMPUTER STARTING)
276
00:14:21,369 --> 00:14:25,072
(KEYBOARD CLICKING)
277
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:27,975
(JOE GRUNTING)
278
00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:29,577
MAN: Just do it!
279
00:14:30,812 --> 00:14:31,813
Yes you can!
280
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,616
Just do it!
281
00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:36,050
(JOE YELLING)
282
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,453
(JOE SCREAMING)
(JOE CRASHING)
283
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,554
If you're tired of starting
over,
284
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,323
(DOOR KNOCKING)
285
00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:42,590
stop giving up!
286
00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,127
(DOORBELL RINGING)
287
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,795
(JOE GRUNTING)
288
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:50,798
(DOOR OPENING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
289
00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:53,735
Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen.
290
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,737
(GROANING) That's okay,
just one gentleman.
291
00:14:56,704 --> 00:14:58,306
It's not a bad place to live in.
292
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,075
Except for the color of this
wall.
293
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,710
This need to be changed.
294
00:15:02,744 --> 00:15:03,978
Nancy?
295
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,347
Yes, Mr. Anthony?
296
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,481
Make a note to call a painter
297
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,416
to come change the color of this
wall.
298
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,185
(MUMBLING) match the furniture.
299
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,023
Nancy, can you add a new
couch as well, on the list.
300
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,191
NANCY: Copy that.
301
00:15:17,224 --> 00:15:18,125
You must be Joe.
302
00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:20,462
How are you doing?
303
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,866
Who the fuck are you?
304
00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:27,335
(LAUGHING) I'm sorry, I was
caught up with the moment,
305
00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,236
I forgot to introduce myself.
306
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,171
I'm Anthony.
307
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,040
Oh.
308
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:38,245
Before I forget, this
is my living schedule.
309
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:40,114
It has everything you need
to know about how I live,
310
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,684
my every activity of the day.
311
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:43,685
It's very important to stick
with
312
00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:46,120
everything mentioned on this
paper.
313
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,990
So. (SPITTING)
314
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:53,661
(GROANING) This wine is bad and
cheap.
315
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:58,700
(GROANING) Nancy, need to add
a bottle of fine wine as well.
316
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,635
Yes, sir.
317
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,503
So,
318
00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:04,939
Joe,
319
00:16:07,308 --> 00:16:08,710
any questions?
320
00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:11,479
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
321
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,648
(ANTHONY SCREAMING)
322
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,451
(SHOES THUDDING)
323
00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,921
(DOOR OPENING)
324
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:26,528
What was that?
325
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:27,695
What was what?
326
00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:31,966
The guy that just
flew through our window.
327
00:16:31,999 --> 00:16:34,502
Oh, the weird looking
guy in the suit and fedora?
328
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,970
Yes.
329
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,038
I have no clue.
330
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,644
(PHONE RINGING)
331
00:16:42,677 --> 00:16:43,611
Hello?
332
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:45,212
GRANDPA: Hey Joe,
did Anthony arrive yet?
333
00:16:45,246 --> 00:16:46,147
Who?
334
00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:47,715
GRANDPA: Your brother,
Anthony.
335
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,250
His name was Anthony?
336
00:16:49,283 --> 00:16:50,084
GRANDPA: Yes.
337
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,385
- (PHONE HANGING UP)
- Shit.
338
00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:54,188
Grandpa just told me our
brother's name was Anthony.
339
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,256
So?
340
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,624
You know that guy I
just threw out the window?
341
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:57,792
Yes?
342
00:16:57,825 --> 00:16:58,960
His name was Anthony.
343
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:01,262
Holy fuck, Joe!
344
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:04,165
Did you just throw four
million dollars out the window?
345
00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,633
You idiot!
346
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:09,170
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
347
00:17:09,203 --> 00:17:10,872
Oh, shit, where'd he go?
348
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,739
I don't know.
349
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,976
Anthony?
350
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,011
Oh, this is not good!
351
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:18,913
Oh, shit!
352
00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:21,415
Anthony?
353
00:17:23,384 --> 00:17:24,218
Anthony?
354
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,222
(BOWL AND SPOON CLANGING)
355
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,692
(BAG CRINKLING)
356
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,227
(CAT MEOWING)
357
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,198
(MILK POURING)
358
00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:41,469
(BAG CRINKLING)
359
00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:44,405
(CEREAL CRUNCHING)
360
00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:48,209
(CAT MEOWING)
361
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:52,313
Oh boy, eating cereal at
night.
362
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:56,618
That means you're angry.
363
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,019
You fucked up, Joe.
364
00:17:58,052 --> 00:17:59,854
I'm sorry, Jake.
365
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,523
Grandpa said he was Greek,
366
00:18:01,556 --> 00:18:04,125
not a time traveler from the
1900's.
367
00:18:04,158 --> 00:18:05,527
I just thought he was some kind
of faggot
368
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,495
trying to play a trick on me.
369
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:09,330
I swear to God,
370
00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:11,465
if we lose that money Joe,
371
00:18:11,499 --> 00:18:14,301
I'm gonna cut your balls
off and feed 'em to Larry.
372
00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:18,439
Hey, did you know that Larry
was gay?
373
00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:22,309
The fuck are you talking
about?
374
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,746
Do you know about the
affair with Larry and I?
375
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,349
Are you hooking up with my
cat?
376
00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:30,718
No.
377
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,554
We just watch each other
masturbate.
378
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,790
Oh, and sometimes I let him lick
my balls.
379
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:40,828
(JAKE SPITTING)
(CAT MEOWING)
380
00:18:41,763 --> 00:18:43,264
Let's wash the sin away.
381
00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:47,301
(CAT MEOWING AND HISSING)
382
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,202
I know.
383
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,470
We gotta wash the sins away.
384
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,805
Good boy, good boy.
385
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,173
(CAT MEOWING)
386
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:53,240
Let's wash the sins away.
387
00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,308
It's like your own water park.
388
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,077
(CAT MEOWING)
389
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,780
(PHONE RINGING)
390
00:19:03,484 --> 00:19:05,052
Hey, Grandpa, what's up?
391
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:07,488
GRANDPA: Jake, did Anthony
arrive yet?
392
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,557
Why, did he talk to you?
393
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:11,859
GRANDPA: No, that's why I'm
calling.
394
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:16,030
Uh, yeah, yeah, he
just went to sleep early.
395
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,364
He's good.
396
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:18,633
GRANDPA: All right.
397
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:19,634
When he wakes up, tell
him to call me, would ya?
398
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,535
All right, I will.
399
00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,704
I'll let him know, Grandpa.
400
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:23,905
I gotta go now.
401
00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:24,772
Bye.
402
00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:29,043
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(CAT MEOWING)
403
00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:34,081
(WASHING MACHINE SLOSHING)
(CAT MEOWING)
404
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:35,950
Oh shit!
405
00:19:35,983 --> 00:19:38,720
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
406
00:19:51,498 --> 00:19:54,802
So, is Anthony like your
boyfriend?
407
00:19:54,836 --> 00:19:56,671
No, Mr. Anthony is my boss.
408
00:19:57,504 --> 00:19:58,472
So you're single?
409
00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:00,975
Joe, there you are.
410
00:20:01,008 --> 00:20:01,976
I've been looking everywhere for
you.
411
00:20:02,009 --> 00:20:03,611
Where the fuck'd you go.
412
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:04,578
Oh, I'm sorry.
413
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:05,412
I'm Jake.
414
00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:06,447
Have we met?
415
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,683
I'm Nancy, Mr. Anthony's
personal secretary.
416
00:20:10,017 --> 00:20:12,286
Wait, you know where Anthony
is?
417
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,821
Joe just told me what
happened.
418
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,957
I got off the phone with Mr.
Anthony a few minutes ago.
419
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,291
He should be back shortly.
420
00:20:18,159 --> 00:20:19,794
Oh, thank you so much, Nancy.
421
00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:22,463
You just saved our lives.
422
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,000
(MOANING) Thank you so much.
423
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,435
Thank you.
424
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:33,174
Never let go.
425
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,442
Thank you.
426
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:38,179
We're gonna be rich.
427
00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,384
Sorry again about what happened.
428
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,086
Joe wasn't expecting you,
429
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,190
and apparently he thought
you were trying to rob him.
430
00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:50,191
No worries.
431
00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:51,893
I watch a lot of American
fights on YouTube,
432
00:20:51,926 --> 00:20:54,495
and I believe stupidity is
normal here.
433
00:20:54,528 --> 00:20:55,763
You're absolutely right.
434
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,564
We're surrounded by stupidity.
435
00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:59,366
I mean, look at Joe, for
example.
436
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,235
What?
437
00:21:01,268 --> 00:21:02,704
So what do you think of the
room?
438
00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:04,939
It's actually very nice.
439
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,075
I want to thank you for your
generosity.
440
00:21:08,109 --> 00:21:09,176
Of course.
441
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,078
And if you need anything,
anything at all,
442
00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:12,146
just let us know.
443
00:21:13,614 --> 00:21:15,683
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
444
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,518
What the hell is he still doing
here?
445
00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:18,452
I don't know.
446
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,122
Have you guys seen my socks,
man?
447
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,491
Sorry, dude, no one's seen
your socks.
448
00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:26,160
So, please, can you piss off?
449
00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:28,262
Yeah, shoo, scat!
450
00:21:28,295 --> 00:21:29,663
I need my socks, man.
451
00:21:29,697 --> 00:21:30,965
I'm cold.
452
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,067
No one gives a shit about your
socks.
453
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,569
Now get the fuck out of here,
please.
454
00:21:35,602 --> 00:21:37,638
You guys make my dick shrivel,
man.
455
00:21:40,141 --> 00:21:41,976
A friend of yours, I assume?
456
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,811
That's the.
457
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,479
- Electrician.
- Plumber..
458
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,884
So anyway, Anthony, we're
gonna let you get some rest.
459
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,285
Make yourself comfortable.
460
00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:52,486
We'll see you tomorrow.
461
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,021
Jack, before you leave.
462
00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:56,657
Do you mind if I build a
tepidarium in the bathroom?
463
00:21:58,225 --> 00:22:00,161
Yeah, sure.
464
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:00,995
Thank you very much.
465
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,663
Have a good night to you as
well.
466
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,866
What's a tepiquarium?
467
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:06,100
JAKE: I have no idea.
468
00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:11,705
(ANTHONY LANDING ON BED)
469
00:22:11,739 --> 00:22:14,575
(STAIRS CREAKING)
470
00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:18,212
You still here?
471
00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,280
Only for a little while.
472
00:22:19,313 --> 00:22:21,548
In case Mr. Anthony needs me.
473
00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:23,985
Would you like a drink?
474
00:22:24,018 --> 00:22:25,419
No, I'm good.
475
00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:26,287
Thank you though.
476
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,288
Are you sure?
477
00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,090
I think we have some good
whiskey.
478
00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:31,392
JOE: Who are you talking to?
479
00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:34,395
Jake, Nancy's still here.
480
00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:35,662
JAKE: Who?
481
00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:37,364
Nancy.
482
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,467
(STAIRS CREAKING)
483
00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:41,468
Oh, hey Nancy.
484
00:22:41,502 --> 00:22:42,669
You stayin'?
485
00:22:42,703 --> 00:22:44,571
Just for a little while.
486
00:22:44,605 --> 00:22:45,807
I mean, if you want to spend
the night
487
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,775
you can stay in my room.
488
00:22:47,809 --> 00:22:49,811
Well why your room Jake?
489
00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:52,379
'Cause Anthony's staying in
yours, Joe.
490
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,349
If you want, you can sleep on
the couch.
491
00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:56,951
That's where I'll be sleeping.
492
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,585
So what do you say?
493
00:22:58,619 --> 00:23:00,254
I should get going.
494
00:23:00,287 --> 00:23:01,655
Thanks guys.
495
00:23:01,688 --> 00:23:03,224
Bye now.
496
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,658
- Bye Nancy.
- Drive safe.
497
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:09,696
(DOOR OPENING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
498
00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:12,366
(JOE WHINING)
499
00:23:12,399 --> 00:23:13,200
What's wrong with you?
500
00:23:13,234 --> 00:23:14,501
I'm angry.
501
00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:15,536
Why?
502
00:23:15,569 --> 00:23:16,770
Because Nancy's so hot,
503
00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:20,141
and I left my Iron Man pajamas
upstairs.
504
00:23:20,174 --> 00:23:20,975
So go get 'em.
505
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,877
But what if he's asleep?
506
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:25,046
He probably isn't, but go
before he is.
507
00:23:25,079 --> 00:23:29,583
(JOE WHINING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
508
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,352
(DOOR OPENING)
509
00:23:31,385 --> 00:23:32,719
Didn't mean to bother you,
510
00:23:32,753 --> 00:23:35,089
just came in for my Iron Man
pj's.
511
00:23:36,257 --> 00:23:37,624
What pj's?
512
00:23:37,658 --> 00:23:39,760
Ya know, pj's, Iron Man.
513
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,963
I'm a big fan of Mr. Stark.
514
00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:49,336
Anthony did you move all my
clothes?
515
00:23:50,604 --> 00:23:52,706
I appreciate the extra
generosity, brother,
516
00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:54,575
but I have my own clothes.
517
00:23:54,608 --> 00:23:55,409
Extra...
518
00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:56,944
What extra generosity?
519
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,480
Anthony, those were my clothes!
520
00:23:59,513 --> 00:24:00,714
Oh.
521
00:24:00,747 --> 00:24:02,583
Apparently there's some
kind of misunderstanding,
522
00:24:02,616 --> 00:24:04,818
because I gave it all
away to the naked guy.
523
00:24:06,387 --> 00:24:09,556
(JOE SCREAMING)
524
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:14,595
Oh shit.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
525
00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,032
You gave him everything?
526
00:24:18,966 --> 00:24:20,634
You even gave him my underwear?
527
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:21,936
(DOOR OPENING)
528
00:24:21,969 --> 00:24:22,904
What's going on?
529
00:24:22,937 --> 00:24:24,738
Anthony gave away all my
clothes.
530
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,875
That's fine, you can just use
mine.
531
00:24:27,909 --> 00:24:30,611
I think he took yours as well.
532
00:24:30,644 --> 00:24:32,046
What?
533
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,581
Isn't this guys a friend
of yours, of some sort?
534
00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:38,552
No, Anthony, we don't
even know that guy!
535
00:24:40,621 --> 00:24:41,788
Is it normal in America
536
00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:44,791
that people let naked strangers
mooch around their houses?
537
00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:47,294
Because we don't have
such a thing in Greece.
538
00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:48,162
No!
539
00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,132
All this screaming and yelling
540
00:24:51,165 --> 00:24:52,666
is not really good for your
health.
541
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,569
See, this books here talks
about anger management.
542
00:24:55,602 --> 00:24:57,905
It can definitely help
you with your problems.
543
00:24:57,939 --> 00:24:59,773
I myself read it like five
times,
544
00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,075
and every time I read it,
545
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,310
all the intense emotions go
away.
546
00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:04,745
Works like a charm.
547
00:25:04,778 --> 00:25:07,614
Now I suggest that you
start with chapter seven,
548
00:25:07,648 --> 00:25:09,550
that's when things become
interesting.
549
00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,618
And so Jack, I have
something for you special.
550
00:25:11,652 --> 00:25:12,954
Give me one second.
551
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,926
See, this is here my living
schedule.
552
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,294
It has your name on it
553
00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,497
so if anyone lose copy
doesn't blame the other one.
554
00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:26,700
So if you read it here, I
sleep at 10:30 on Fridays,
555
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,202
and I believe today is Friday.
556
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,903
So I wish I could chat more,
557
00:25:29,937 --> 00:25:31,572
but we can do this tomorrow.
558
00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:32,873
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Have a good night.
559
00:25:33,874 --> 00:25:36,443
(DOOR CLOSING)
560
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,748
What?
561
00:25:45,953 --> 00:25:47,888
No, this one's yours.
562
00:25:50,191 --> 00:25:51,725
Hey Jake?
563
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:52,926
(JAKE GRUNTING)
564
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,529
What are we going to do about
that creature over there?
565
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:58,099
You talking about Anthony?
566
00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:02,603
Yeah, he is the weirdest
person I have ever met.
567
00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,838
Joe, Grandpa said.
568
00:26:04,871 --> 00:26:06,140
Fuck Grandpa.
569
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,943
And I can't believe he
threw away our clothes!
570
00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:11,845
It's not a big deal.
571
00:26:11,878 --> 00:26:13,114
He's rich.
572
00:26:13,147 --> 00:26:15,149
He'll probably get us
new clothes tomorrow.
573
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,950
What about my Iron Man pj's?
574
00:26:16,984 --> 00:26:19,086
Fuck your Iron Man pj's, Joe.
575
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,587
It's like 80 degrees in here.
576
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,623
That's not the point.
577
00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:25,626
As long as we have a bed to
sleep on we're gonna be good.
578
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,395
Yeah, sleeping naked.
579
00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:30,497
Half naked.
580
00:26:30,531 --> 00:26:32,966
(JOE GRUNTING)
581
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,035
Joe?
582
00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:35,302
Yeah?
583
00:26:35,336 --> 00:26:37,204
Why do I feel your bare ass?
584
00:26:37,238 --> 00:26:38,239
Because I'm naked.
585
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,043
Get the fuck out of my bed.
586
00:26:45,012 --> 00:26:47,748
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
587
00:26:55,556 --> 00:26:59,426
(HAMMER BANGING)
(SAW BUZZING)
588
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,295
(EXPLOSION BLASTING)
589
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,929
BOTH: Anthony!
590
00:27:02,963 --> 00:27:05,532
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
591
00:27:07,201 --> 00:27:08,435
All right, on three.
592
00:27:08,469 --> 00:27:09,303
One, two.
593
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,505
No, no, no, no, no, stop!
594
00:27:11,538 --> 00:27:12,873
- JOE: Stop!
- Stop!
595
00:27:12,906 --> 00:27:15,609
Anthony, what the fuck are you
doing?
596
00:27:15,642 --> 00:27:17,344
I'm just building a
tepidarium I told you about.
597
00:27:17,378 --> 00:27:20,847
What the hell is a tepidarium?
598
00:27:20,881 --> 00:27:22,316
And I'm pretty sure you need a
permit
599
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,150
for something like this.
600
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,518
Do you have one?
601
00:27:24,551 --> 00:27:25,819
Yes, indeed.
602
00:27:30,457 --> 00:27:31,658
How the hell did you get this?
603
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:32,926
- (SIRENS BLARING)
- Oh shit, cops.
604
00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:33,860
Oh, shit.
605
00:27:33,894 --> 00:27:34,728
We gotta get out of here, bro.
606
00:27:34,761 --> 00:27:36,263
I can't go back to jail.
Fuck that.
607
00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:37,164
Here, take that.
608
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,432
Why, what's going on?
609
00:27:38,465 --> 00:27:40,501
We're not real engineers.
610
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,702
What?
611
00:27:41,735 --> 00:27:43,537
Yeah, well, we were just
pretending.
612
00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:44,838
The guy, he was paying a lot,
613
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,574
but we don't know what we're
doing to these walls, man.
614
00:27:47,608 --> 00:27:48,609
Yeah, what he said.
615
00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,111
What?
(BUILDING CRACKING)
616
00:27:50,144 --> 00:27:51,345
What's that sound?
617
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,179
- (BUILDING CRACKING)
- Shit.
618
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,180
Oh no, the walls are collapsing.
619
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,515
Run!
620
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:57,284
(DOOR OPENING)
621
00:27:57,318 --> 00:27:58,685
Oh my God!
622
00:27:58,719 --> 00:27:59,820
Save yourselves!
623
00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:00,987
JAKE: Dammit, Anthony!
624
00:28:01,021 --> 00:28:04,057
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
625
00:28:04,091 --> 00:28:09,096
(BUILDING COLLAPSING)
(SIRENS BLARING)
626
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:20,841
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
627
00:28:28,382 --> 00:28:29,350
Excuse me.
628
00:28:29,383 --> 00:28:30,184
Can either one of you tell me
629
00:28:30,217 --> 00:28:31,752
exactly what's going on here?
630
00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:32,653
Mister police sheriff,
631
00:28:32,686 --> 00:28:34,288
I hired the best construction
company
632
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,157
to build my tepidarium in that
house.
633
00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:38,024
There was two frauds who
deceived me
634
00:28:38,058 --> 00:28:40,093
and pretend to be sent by them.
635
00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:41,027
OFFICER: Do you even know
anybody
636
00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:42,129
that would know about your
construction?
637
00:28:42,163 --> 00:28:42,963
ANTHONY: Well, I.
638
00:28:42,996 --> 00:28:44,598
All you fucking care about.
639
00:28:44,631 --> 00:28:45,832
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
640
00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,702
You know, I don't fucking get it
Jake.
641
00:28:48,735 --> 00:28:49,570
I don't.
642
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,272
Just stand still, will ya?
643
00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,974
We just lost our house
for fuck's sake, Jake.
644
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:55,909
That's all right.
645
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,010
We still got Mom's money.
646
00:28:57,043 --> 00:28:57,844
What?
647
00:28:57,878 --> 00:28:58,745
Mom's money?
648
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:00,881
- Where is it, Jake?
- What are you doing?
649
00:29:00,914 --> 00:29:02,649
You got it shoved up
your butthole somewhere?
650
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:03,817
Cut it out, man.
651
00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:04,751
No.
652
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,721
No one is gonna control my
freedom, Jake.
653
00:29:07,754 --> 00:29:08,589
No one.
654
00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:09,423
ANTHONY: Joe.
655
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,258
(SCREAMING) No!
656
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:12,159
No!
657
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:12,993
No, no!
658
00:29:16,497 --> 00:29:17,298
I'm leaving, Jake.
659
00:29:17,331 --> 00:29:19,065
And you can't tell me what to
do.
660
00:29:19,099 --> 00:29:21,435
I'm gonna take my car
and go anywhere I want.
661
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,706
(JOE GRUNTING)
662
00:29:26,707 --> 00:29:29,376
(DOOR SHUTTING)
663
00:29:31,212 --> 00:29:34,781
(CAR ATTEMPTING TO START)
664
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,651
(SCREAMING) Fuck!
665
00:29:40,887 --> 00:29:42,889
According to my global
positioning system
666
00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:46,860
we should reach Grandpa's house
in two hours and 36 minutes.
667
00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:49,896
Nancy, stop at the nearest store
668
00:29:49,930 --> 00:29:52,999
so that we can buy some
clothes for my dear brothers.
669
00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:54,635
Copy that, Mr. Anthony.
670
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,571
Here you go, Jack.
671
00:29:57,604 --> 00:29:59,105
This is my credit card.
672
00:29:59,139 --> 00:30:01,041
I will make sure you get
reimbursed
673
00:30:01,074 --> 00:30:02,976
for all the damage I've caused.
674
00:30:05,111 --> 00:30:06,447
(TRAFFIC ROARING)
675
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,815
JAKE: Dude, are you beating
off?
676
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,484
JOE: Fuck off, I'm stressed.
677
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,188
(CHIME RINGING)
678
00:30:15,222 --> 00:30:20,193
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
679
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,042
Whoa, Jake, check this out.
680
00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:38,745
They're giving away free
necklaces.
681
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,881
JAKE: Joe, we don't have time
for that.
682
00:30:45,752 --> 00:30:48,054
Jake, check this thing out.
683
00:30:48,088 --> 00:30:50,491
Joe, quit fooling around.
684
00:30:50,524 --> 00:30:51,325
What are you talking about?
685
00:30:51,358 --> 00:30:52,659
I'm buying this bad boy.
686
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:55,529
JAKE: You're an idiot.
687
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,397
I know.
688
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,033
Oh, hey Jake, will you hold
this while I put these on?
689
00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:02,102
You're doing that right here?
690
00:31:02,135 --> 00:31:04,204
There's a dressing room
right around the corner.
691
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,439
Well they've already seen us
half naked.
692
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,473
What does it matter?
693
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,377
Is this your jizz?
694
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:11,478
Maybe.
695
00:31:11,512 --> 00:31:12,946
(GROANING) You sick bastard!
696
00:31:12,979 --> 00:31:13,914
Oh, now it's on my hands.
697
00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:15,549
Oh, God, get off.
698
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,921
Oh my God.
699
00:31:21,888 --> 00:31:23,056
Is this jizz?
700
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:26,360
He threw it.
701
00:31:26,393 --> 00:31:27,328
It's his jizz.
702
00:31:27,361 --> 00:31:28,729
- It's his jizz.
- Oh my God.
703
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,464
It's everywhere!
704
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,366
So gross!
705
00:31:32,399 --> 00:31:33,500
Great, Joe.
706
00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:35,836
Now this lady's been victimized
by your jizz blanket.
707
00:31:35,869 --> 00:31:37,237
Hey, if you hadn't a thrown
it.
708
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,805
Yeah, if you weren't
jerking off in the car
709
00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:40,307
the blanket wouldn't have been
all jizzy.
710
00:31:40,341 --> 00:31:41,141
Jizzy?
711
00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:42,042
Is that even a word?
712
00:31:42,075 --> 00:31:43,176
You know what I mean.
713
00:31:43,209 --> 00:31:44,044
Hey!
714
00:31:45,211 --> 00:31:48,449
You two jokers need to get
the hell out of this store.
715
00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:53,487
Now!
716
00:31:55,255 --> 00:31:56,723
Can I keep this?
717
00:31:56,757 --> 00:31:57,758
Gimme that.
718
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:01,928
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
719
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,664
I can't take you anywhere.
720
00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:05,065
Hey, this was your fault.
721
00:32:12,339 --> 00:32:13,774
You know when I gave you my
credit card,
722
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:17,077
I expected you to buy more
than some cheap necklace.
723
00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:18,078
It's Joe's fault.
724
00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:19,646
Hey, don't blame me.
725
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,748
If it wasn't for your
fucking man chowder.
726
00:32:21,782 --> 00:32:22,983
If it wasn't for your fucking
throw.
727
00:32:23,016 --> 00:32:25,486
Can we just go to another
store?
728
00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:27,120
We don't have time.
729
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:30,156
I'm sure Grandpa provide you
with some clothes from his own.
730
00:32:33,026 --> 00:32:35,762
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
731
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,337
(ENGINE PURRING)
732
00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:54,548
(DOORBELL RINGING)
733
00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:57,150
(DOOR OPENING)
734
00:32:58,552 --> 00:32:59,553
It's a long story.
735
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,221
Don't ask.
736
00:33:02,489 --> 00:33:05,492
(ANTHONY SCREAMING)
737
00:33:10,997 --> 00:33:14,167
Hey Grandpa, do you only have
suits?
738
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:18,171
Well excuse me for being
classy most of the time.
739
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,974
Do you happen to have a
smaller size or something?
740
00:33:21,007 --> 00:33:22,208
Or a bigger one?
741
00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:23,844
Hey, I wear a convenience
size.
742
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,847
It's not my fault that you're
too slim and you're too fat.
743
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,948
Hey now.
(JAKE LAUGHING)
744
00:33:27,981 --> 00:33:29,315
It really doesn't matter.
745
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:33,086
It's better walk naked on
our fun going out night.
746
00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:34,254
Fun going what now?
747
00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:36,790
According to my living
schedule
748
00:33:36,823 --> 00:33:39,460
tonight is our fun going out
night.
749
00:33:39,493 --> 00:33:41,194
Good thing you're already
dressed.
750
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,064
Please excuse us, Grandpa.
751
00:33:44,097 --> 00:33:45,499
Oh no, don't you worry about
me.
752
00:33:45,532 --> 00:33:46,800
You go out and have fun now.
753
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,369
And please, take care of your
brothers.
754
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,805
They're idiots, and they
don't know what they're doing.
755
00:33:51,838 --> 00:33:53,740
Thanks Grandpa.
756
00:33:53,774 --> 00:33:55,375
I love you too.
757
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,477
I'm gonna go get some rest.
758
00:33:56,510 --> 00:33:58,712
Now you take care of yourself
pumpkin.
759
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,984
Try to be safe and don't
do anything stupid.
760
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:07,087
Dickheads.
761
00:34:11,858 --> 00:34:14,661
(ANTHONY SIGHING)
762
00:34:15,795 --> 00:34:16,730
You look great!
763
00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:18,799
Let's go!
764
00:34:22,135 --> 00:34:24,871
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
765
00:34:31,844 --> 00:34:33,647
So you come here often?
766
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:34,781
From time to time.
767
00:34:34,815 --> 00:34:37,016
It's funny, I've never seen
you here.
768
00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:38,051
Glad I am.
769
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:43,989
(POOL BALLS CLANKING)
(JOE CHEERING)
770
00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:45,358
In your face!
771
00:34:51,598 --> 00:34:52,431
Jake.
772
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,136
(JOE HISSING AT JAKE)
773
00:34:56,168 --> 00:34:57,003
Jake.
774
00:34:59,339 --> 00:35:01,407
(JOE HISSING AT JAKE)
775
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,275
Jake.
776
00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:04,811
Excuse me, Sally.
777
00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:08,348
What?
778
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,482
Anthony wants you.
779
00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:11,117
Where is he?
780
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,719
He's in the alleyway.
781
00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,687
What does he want?
782
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,288
I don't know.
783
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,356
Can't you see
784
00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:17,824
I'm trying to hook up
with this chick right now?
785
00:35:17,858 --> 00:35:19,324
If I leave, that guy at the end
of the bar
786
00:35:19,359 --> 00:35:20,426
is gonna take my spot.
787
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:21,594
Who?
788
00:35:21,628 --> 00:35:23,396
Bearded guy at the end of the
bar.
789
00:35:23,429 --> 00:35:25,297
He's been looking at her all
night.
790
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:26,933
Him and his handsome good looks.
791
00:35:29,268 --> 00:35:31,337
What do you want me to do?
792
00:35:31,371 --> 00:35:32,405
Go tell him I'm busy.
793
00:35:32,438 --> 00:35:34,040
Okay.
794
00:35:34,074 --> 00:35:34,908
No, wait.
795
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:38,143
What if he gets pissed?
796
00:35:38,978 --> 00:35:40,112
That's great!
797
00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:41,915
We've been looking for
a way to get rid of him.
798
00:35:41,947 --> 00:35:43,917
Sounds like a plan.
799
00:35:43,949 --> 00:35:45,185
No, you idiot.
800
00:35:45,217 --> 00:35:46,652
I'm talking about Grandpa.
801
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:47,654
What if he gets mad?
802
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,189
Who cares.
803
00:35:50,223 --> 00:35:52,258
You want the guy that's
holding our new fortune
804
00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:53,326
to be mad at us?
805
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,494
Fuck the money, Jake.
806
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,029
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
807
00:35:57,731 --> 00:35:59,065
All right, screw this chick.
808
00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:00,601
Money's more important anyway.
809
00:36:01,802 --> 00:36:04,037
I could hold your seat for
you.
810
00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:06,339
No you can't, 'cause you're a
freak.
811
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,540
You're gonna scare her away.
812
00:36:07,574 --> 00:36:10,711
No, no, no, I won't
say a word, I promise.
813
00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,880
Promise me you won't say a
word?
814
00:36:13,914 --> 00:36:15,582
Swear.
815
00:36:15,616 --> 00:36:17,684
Just don't even look at her.
816
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:19,586
Play with your phone, order a
drink,
817
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:20,854
and just be a dunce, okay?
818
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:21,722
Got it.
819
00:36:25,726 --> 00:36:27,694
Sally, I'm so sorry,
820
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:29,763
but I gotta go take an
important phone call.
821
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:32,565
It might take a while, but
I'll be back, I promise.
822
00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:33,499
Okay.
823
00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:35,435
But until then, this complete
stranger's
824
00:36:35,468 --> 00:36:36,436
gonna take my spot
825
00:36:36,469 --> 00:36:39,205
and not say a word until I get
back.
826
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:51,217
So, I don't want you to think
I'm weird,
827
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,619
'cause I'm not weird,
828
00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:54,955
it's just that I can't talk to
you,
829
00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:57,858
and it's not because you're
not beautiful or anything,
830
00:36:57,891 --> 00:37:01,061
you are gorgeous, and you have
great tits.
831
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,164
It's just, I'm supposed to save
this seat
832
00:37:04,197 --> 00:37:07,467
for the hunky guy who just
left, and not this fat ass.
833
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,103
(JOE GIGGLING)
834
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,075
I think I freaked her out.
835
00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:23,183
(CHOKING) Can I have another?
836
00:37:25,185 --> 00:37:28,088
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
837
00:37:34,027 --> 00:37:35,395
It's been a fucking half hour.
838
00:37:35,428 --> 00:37:36,830
Where is this cocky bastard?
839
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,101
Fuck it.
840
00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:44,938
Hey, you look really nice.
841
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:45,972
Thank you, honey.
842
00:37:48,074 --> 00:37:51,778
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
843
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,413
Free drinks for everybody.
844
00:37:53,446 --> 00:37:56,016
(ALL CHEERING)
845
00:38:06,292 --> 00:38:08,795
(JOE FARTING)
846
00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:21,374
Anthony, what the fuck are you
doing?
847
00:38:21,407 --> 00:38:23,443
I've been waiting for you
outside.
848
00:38:23,476 --> 00:38:25,445
Jack, how you doing?
849
00:38:26,412 --> 00:38:27,981
Jack, this is Sally.
850
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,615
Sally, this is Jack.
851
00:38:29,649 --> 00:38:31,017
I know, we've met.
852
00:38:31,051 --> 00:38:33,353
And my name is Jake, not Jack.
853
00:38:33,386 --> 00:38:35,555
I kinda like Jack.
854
00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:36,422
Me too.
855
00:38:36,456 --> 00:38:39,025
Maybe you should change it
sometime.
856
00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:40,393
You ready to go, Sally?
857
00:38:40,426 --> 00:38:41,261
Yes.
858
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,008
Jake!
859
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,309
Jake!
860
00:38:56,342 --> 00:38:57,177
Jake!
861
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,147
Jake.
862
00:39:01,181 --> 00:39:03,383
I think Anthony's trying
to steal your girl.
863
00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:14,627
Joe, I thought you were
homosexual, not sick.
864
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:16,830
(SALLY GIGGLING)
865
00:39:16,863 --> 00:39:18,098
Get the fuck off of me.
866
00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:21,734
(JAKE GRUNTING)
867
00:39:21,768 --> 00:39:23,203
Here you go, Jack.
868
00:39:24,104 --> 00:39:27,073
Sally and I are taking a
taxi, and Nancy's on vacation.
869
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,476
You can use my credit card
to pay for your drinks.
870
00:39:31,611 --> 00:39:34,447
Please, Jack, don't drink and
drive.
871
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,748
It could be very dangerous out
there
872
00:39:35,782 --> 00:39:37,984
and I promised Grandpa
I'd take care of you.
873
00:39:39,185 --> 00:39:41,988
So, you want anything
from me before I leave?
874
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,959
Obviously not.
875
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,160
Have fun.
Bye-bye.
876
00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:55,802
(GRUNTING) Oh shit.
877
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,507
Hey sugar face.
878
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,375
Oh fuck.
879
00:40:04,677 --> 00:40:06,079
BARTENDER: It's declined.
880
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:08,915
It can't be.
881
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,817
Can you try it again, please.
882
00:40:10,851 --> 00:40:12,185
I've already tried four times.
883
00:40:12,218 --> 00:40:14,020
It's not gonna go through, trust
me.
884
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:16,689
Well I have no cash on me.
885
00:40:16,722 --> 00:40:18,624
What the fuck am I supposed to
do?
886
00:40:18,658 --> 00:40:19,860
I'll tell you what you could
do.
887
00:40:19,893 --> 00:40:21,527
You can work in my kitchen all
night
888
00:40:21,561 --> 00:40:23,329
or you can spend the night in
jail.
889
00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:26,599
There is a third option, you
know?
890
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,834
What's that?
891
00:40:27,868 --> 00:40:29,870
I can beat you up
and we'll call it even.
892
00:40:29,903 --> 00:40:31,371
We'll take it.
893
00:40:31,404 --> 00:40:32,272
Shut up, dude.
894
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:35,976
I'll pay for your drinks,
895
00:40:36,009 --> 00:40:36,977
(JOE GROANING)
896
00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:38,278
As long as you spend the night
with me.
897
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,846
No thank you.
898
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:40,713
- Yes.
- No.
899
00:40:41,714 --> 00:40:42,548
- Yes.
- What, no.
900
00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:46,786
Excuse us for a second.
901
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,388
This might take a, please!
902
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,757
What are you doing?
903
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:54,127
Joe, this is a golden
opportunity
904
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,829
for you to experience your own
(MUMBLING).
905
00:40:56,863 --> 00:40:58,764
What the fuck are you talking
about?
906
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,235
Just pretend he's a chick with
a dick.
907
00:41:02,268 --> 00:41:04,304
I know you're into chicks with
dicks.
908
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,072
I've seen your pornos.
909
00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:07,773
But he doesn't have any boobs.
910
00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:10,010
Just pretend he's a
chick with flat boobs.
911
00:41:11,577 --> 00:41:13,713
Jake, he's got a beard for
God's sake.
912
00:41:14,747 --> 00:41:16,516
Joe, you'll bang my cat,
913
00:41:16,549 --> 00:41:17,951
but you won't have sex with a
chick
914
00:41:17,984 --> 00:41:19,819
with flat boobs, a dick, and a
beard?
915
00:41:23,456 --> 00:41:24,958
No.
916
00:41:24,991 --> 00:41:26,259
Well first time for
everything.
917
00:41:26,292 --> 00:41:28,294
Line up the shots.
918
00:41:28,328 --> 00:41:29,229
Comin' right up.
919
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:33,266
(GLASSES CLINKING)
920
00:41:35,001 --> 00:41:37,770
(LIQUID POURING)
921
00:41:40,273 --> 00:41:43,276
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
922
00:41:45,445 --> 00:41:49,482
(WATER SPLASHING)
(JAKE GASPING)
923
00:41:49,515 --> 00:41:52,986
Rule number one, you can't
sleep in the living room.
924
00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:56,589
I got three bedrooms upstairs
you can rest your ass in.
925
00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:59,492
I hope that wasn't your
piss bucket, Grandpa.
926
00:41:59,525 --> 00:42:00,726
Where's your brother?
927
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:03,930
Upstairs.
928
00:42:05,498 --> 00:42:06,832
I'm going to wake him up.
929
00:42:13,306 --> 00:42:15,976
(NECK CRACKING)
930
00:42:21,181 --> 00:42:24,750
Oh shit.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
931
00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:28,488
Grandpa, you know what?
932
00:42:28,521 --> 00:42:29,855
Joe had a rough night.
933
00:42:29,889 --> 00:42:31,391
Maybe we should let him get some
rest.
934
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,358
Bullshit.
935
00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:34,160
Everyone gets up at
nine in Grandpa's house.
936
00:42:34,194 --> 00:42:36,129
Grandpa, no, no, no, no, no.
937
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,965
Did you know about this?
938
00:42:38,999 --> 00:42:41,134
Joe, wake up.
939
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,802
Joe, wake up.
940
00:42:42,835 --> 00:42:43,736
(JOE STAMMERING)
941
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,338
Joe, what is this?
942
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,741
Grandpa, it's not what it
looks like.
943
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:50,943
This is just a chick with a
dick,
944
00:42:50,977 --> 00:42:52,612
who happens to have a beard.
945
00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:53,813
What?
946
00:42:53,846 --> 00:42:54,914
It was Jake's idea.
947
00:42:56,582 --> 00:42:57,417
I can explain.
948
00:43:02,255 --> 00:43:04,857
(JOE SLURPING)
949
00:43:06,326 --> 00:43:07,793
So you're gay now?
950
00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:08,894
Omnisexual.
951
00:43:10,496 --> 00:43:12,165
What the hell does that mean?
952
00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,833
What the hell do you care?
953
00:43:13,866 --> 00:43:14,667
Nah, you're right.
954
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,635
Why would I care?
955
00:43:15,668 --> 00:43:17,970
You can bang whatever you want.
956
00:43:18,004 --> 00:43:19,272
Yes I can.
957
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,641
Grandpa, I'm so sorry about
last night.
958
00:43:21,674 --> 00:43:22,542
Sit down, Jake.
959
00:43:27,413 --> 00:43:28,348
What's wrong with you?
960
00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:30,250
Why are you acting like this?
961
00:43:30,283 --> 00:43:33,686
Because you have no idea
how crazy Anthony's making us.
962
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,122
He gave me a bad credit
card at the bar last night
963
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:37,557
to pay for drinks, when he knew
964
00:43:37,590 --> 00:43:39,192
we didn't have any cash on us.
965
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:41,227
I'm sure that was
just an honest mistake.
966
00:43:41,261 --> 00:43:44,430
No, it wasn't, and that's the
problem.
967
00:43:44,464 --> 00:43:46,766
I know why you're frustrated
Jake.
968
00:43:46,799 --> 00:43:48,268
You're just jealous.
969
00:43:49,569 --> 00:43:50,836
Jealous of what?
970
00:43:50,870 --> 00:43:53,806
He's good looking,
rich, and sophisticated.
971
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:56,676
He's not 30 yet, and he's
already accomplished more
972
00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:59,279
than you have in your entire
lives.
973
00:43:59,312 --> 00:44:00,246
Grandpa, I'm not.
974
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,982
I'm not changing my mind.
975
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,118
Until the end of next month you
two
976
00:44:05,151 --> 00:44:09,489
are gonna do whatever it
takes to keep Anthony pleased.
977
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,124
Now, if you'll excuse me.
978
00:44:11,157 --> 00:44:15,261
I have a convention in
LA that I need to attend.
979
00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:17,297
Grandpa, can we at
least talk about this?
980
00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:20,032
You can talk about whatever
you want,
981
00:44:20,066 --> 00:44:23,603
but your mama's will will not be
ignored.
982
00:44:23,636 --> 00:44:26,372
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
983
00:44:34,414 --> 00:44:35,281
JOE: Now what?
984
00:44:36,582 --> 00:44:37,783
I don't know.
985
00:44:37,817 --> 00:44:40,920
(WOMAN MOANING)
986
00:44:40,953 --> 00:44:41,954
Did you hear that?
987
00:44:43,623 --> 00:44:45,258
I've been hearing it all
night.
988
00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:47,627
Why didn't I hear it?
989
00:44:49,429 --> 00:44:51,164
Maybe it's because you were
too busy
990
00:44:51,197 --> 00:44:53,599
stuffing a strange man's
member into your fat ass.
991
00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:54,767
Hey, fuck you, Jake.
992
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,602
This is your fucking fault.
993
00:44:56,636 --> 00:44:58,204
If you hadn't got me hammered
last night
994
00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,705
so that guy would pay for our
drinks,
995
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,441
we wouldn't be in this mess.
996
00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:05,044
I'm tired of your selfishness
and your fucking attitude.
997
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,746
My attitude?
998
00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:08,814
What about that fucking weirdo
up there?
999
00:45:08,848 --> 00:45:11,016
Maybe if you didn't care
for Mom's money so much,
1000
00:45:11,050 --> 00:45:12,652
we wouldn't be living with him.
1001
00:45:12,685 --> 00:45:14,920
Mom wanted this, I didn't.
1002
00:45:14,954 --> 00:45:16,622
And I'm not giving away
my cut of the money
1003
00:45:16,656 --> 00:45:18,057
because of that fucking chode.
1004
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:21,494
I'm not spending 45 days
kissing his ass
1005
00:45:21,527 --> 00:45:23,196
for Mom's stupid fortune.
1006
00:45:24,197 --> 00:45:25,965
Dude, get back here!
1007
00:45:25,998 --> 00:45:26,832
Joe!
1008
00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:31,737
(YELLING) God damn it!
1009
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,675
(JAKE SIGHING)
1010
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,115
Hey.
1011
00:45:43,149 --> 00:45:43,983
Go away.
1012
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,289
What are you doing?
1013
00:45:49,322 --> 00:45:50,490
What's it look like I'm doing?
1014
00:45:50,523 --> 00:45:51,391
I'm leaving.
1015
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:55,094
(BAG RUSTLING)
1016
00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,196
Those are Grandpa's suits.
1017
00:45:56,229 --> 00:45:57,463
You know that, right?
1018
00:45:57,497 --> 00:45:59,064
Yeah, I know.
1019
00:45:59,098 --> 00:46:00,032
I figured I could sell them
1020
00:46:00,065 --> 00:46:01,901
and still make some money off of
him.
1021
00:46:06,071 --> 00:46:08,874
I can't do it anymore, Jake.
1022
00:46:08,908 --> 00:46:10,042
I just want to live.
1023
00:46:10,075 --> 00:46:11,911
You can have it all.
1024
00:46:11,944 --> 00:46:14,280
It doesn't work like that,
man.
1025
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:18,718
Grandpa said we both need to
live with him for 45 days.
1026
00:46:18,751 --> 00:46:20,353
I can't take it anymore.
1027
00:46:20,386 --> 00:46:22,087
Me either.
1028
00:46:22,121 --> 00:46:25,791
But I want, I need you to bear
with me.
1029
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,695
I know I've been acting
like a big douche bag.
1030
00:46:29,729 --> 00:46:32,198
Oh, you're always a douche
bag.
1031
00:46:32,232 --> 00:46:35,235
My point is, I can't
do this without you.
1032
00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:37,970
Don't worry.
1033
00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:39,038
I'll talk to him this afternoon.
1034
00:46:39,071 --> 00:46:41,574
I'll tell him that he
can't treat us like this.
1035
00:46:41,607 --> 00:46:45,645
We're his older brothers, he
will show us some respect.
1036
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,146
First you gotta check
his living schedule,
1037
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:49,382
and make sure he's available.
1038
00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,983
Oh, yeah, that thing.
1039
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:52,117
You still have it?
1040
00:46:52,151 --> 00:46:54,254
Yeah, he gave me another one
last night.
1041
00:46:58,558 --> 00:47:00,360
Oh shit, what's today?
1042
00:47:00,393 --> 00:47:01,561
Sunday?
1043
00:47:01,594 --> 00:47:02,428
Sure.
1044
00:47:03,629 --> 00:47:06,766
Today's his puffin'
nuff' for relaxation day.
1045
00:47:06,799 --> 00:47:08,301
His what?
1046
00:47:08,334 --> 00:47:09,302
I don't know.
1047
00:47:11,404 --> 00:47:14,139
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1048
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,355
Hello, my brothers.
1049
00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,424
What's with the Chinese hat?
1050
00:47:31,457 --> 00:47:33,693
Light is too bright in
here, I can't change it.
1051
00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:34,994
It's Grandpa's house, so.
1052
00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:38,364
Anthony, we need to talk.
1053
00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:39,499
Sure, I'm listening.
1054
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:44,136
First I want to say, we're
so happy to have you here,
1055
00:47:44,169 --> 00:47:45,505
staying with us.
1056
00:47:45,538 --> 00:47:47,239
Actually, where's the
magazine?
1057
00:47:47,273 --> 00:47:48,408
I want to have magazine back,
please.
1058
00:47:48,441 --> 00:47:50,276
Yeah, I just want to see
something really quick.
1059
00:47:52,044 --> 00:47:54,714
(PLAYFUL MUSIC)
1060
00:47:58,684 --> 00:47:59,885
Continue, I'm listening.
1061
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:07,460
As I was saying, we're really
pleased to have you here.
1062
00:48:07,493 --> 00:48:08,294
Just five seconds.
1063
00:48:08,328 --> 00:48:09,194
Can you flip that page?
1064
00:48:09,228 --> 00:48:11,564
I'm actually done reading this.
1065
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:12,698
Enough of this shit.
1066
00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:15,000
What do you want from us, huh?
1067
00:48:15,034 --> 00:48:17,169
What are you talking about?
1068
00:48:17,202 --> 00:48:19,238
What are you getting out of
all of this?
1069
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,441
Brother, I can surely confirm
to you
1070
00:48:21,474 --> 00:48:23,409
that there is no problem,
whatsoever.
1071
00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:26,346
Why did you give us a
bad credit card last night?
1072
00:48:26,379 --> 00:48:27,913
It could be an honest mistake.
1073
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,115
Bullshit, you did it on
purpose.
1074
00:48:30,149 --> 00:48:32,518
You know, now is really
good time to read that book
1075
00:48:32,552 --> 00:48:33,386
I gave you.
1076
00:48:33,419 --> 00:48:34,620
It's written by one of the best
writers.
1077
00:48:34,654 --> 00:48:36,689
(ANTHONY SCREAMING)
1078
00:48:36,722 --> 00:48:38,491
Listen to me, god damn it!
1079
00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:41,361
Get out of this delusional
world you're living in!
1080
00:48:41,394 --> 00:48:43,796
And stop fucking with us!
1081
00:48:43,829 --> 00:48:48,067
We're you're older brothers,
and you will listen to us!
1082
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:48,934
You hear me?
1083
00:48:51,571 --> 00:48:56,576
(ANTHONY SCREAMING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1084
00:49:00,279 --> 00:49:03,182
(ANTHONY GRUNTING)
1085
00:49:20,299 --> 00:49:23,469
(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING)
1086
00:49:32,211 --> 00:49:34,046
There goes the two million
dollars.
1087
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,682
Sorry about that, man.
1088
00:49:36,716 --> 00:49:37,983
That's okay.
1089
00:49:38,017 --> 00:49:40,219
I never dreamed I'd be
a millionaire anyway.
1090
00:49:41,621 --> 00:49:42,655
Is Anthony hurt?
1091
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:43,823
I think he's fine.
1092
00:49:45,157 --> 00:49:47,460
I don't know if he's
told Grandpa yet, though.
1093
00:49:49,662 --> 00:49:51,564
Joe, we need to come up with a
plan.
1094
00:49:52,665 --> 00:49:53,933
For what?
1095
00:49:53,966 --> 00:49:56,235
A plan to control him.
1096
00:49:56,268 --> 00:49:58,838
Lately he's been pulling the
strings.
1097
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,740
We need to change that.
1098
00:50:00,773 --> 00:50:03,175
Without him feeling in control,
do you know what I mean?
1099
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,209
No.
1100
00:50:04,243 --> 00:50:06,812
His living schedule's fucking
us up.
1101
00:50:06,846 --> 00:50:09,148
He's using it to get on our
nerves.
1102
00:50:09,181 --> 00:50:11,584
We can't keep an eye on
every one of his motions,
1103
00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:13,185
we need to change that.
1104
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:14,319
Well, how?
1105
00:50:14,353 --> 00:50:15,888
Come up with something smart.
1106
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,258
A road trip.
1107
00:50:19,291 --> 00:50:21,994
That's your definition of
being smart?
1108
00:50:22,027 --> 00:50:22,962
I don't know, Jake.
1109
00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:24,096
I'm stupid.
1110
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,367
Wait, that's actually not a
bad idea.
1111
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,603
If we go on a road trip,
he'd be trapped in a car
1112
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,204
like a fucking child.
1113
00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:34,073
That way we can guide him.
1114
00:50:34,106 --> 00:50:35,441
Joe, it's pretty genius.
1115
00:50:35,475 --> 00:50:37,109
I know.
1116
00:50:37,142 --> 00:50:38,811
We'll tell him we're
going on a road trip,
1117
00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:41,681
show him around the state,
show him a few places,
1118
00:50:41,714 --> 00:50:44,750
show him that we love him, and
then throw him in the woods.
1119
00:50:44,784 --> 00:50:46,218
Not what I said.
1120
00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:47,386
I know.
1121
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:50,222
I'm embellishing a little
bit, but let me relish this.
1122
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,090
Okay.
1123
00:50:55,528 --> 00:50:57,296
(JAKE KNOCKING)
1124
00:50:57,329 --> 00:50:58,230
Come in.
1125
00:50:59,231 --> 00:51:00,600
- Hey.
- Hey.
1126
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,003
Wow!
1127
00:51:04,036 --> 00:51:05,370
This room looks so much better
1128
00:51:05,404 --> 00:51:07,306
than the shithole we used to
have.
1129
00:51:11,343 --> 00:51:12,612
Is this real?
1130
00:51:12,645 --> 00:51:14,580
Is there any reason behind
your surprising visit,
1131
00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:15,481
brother Jack?
1132
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:21,687
Yeah, I just want to talk
about what happened earlier.
1133
00:51:21,721 --> 00:51:24,156
Listen, I'm really sorry about
what I did.
1134
00:51:24,189 --> 00:51:25,324
Don't worry about it.
1135
00:51:25,357 --> 00:51:27,226
Would you like some juice?
1136
00:51:27,259 --> 00:51:28,293
Some juice?
1137
00:51:28,327 --> 00:51:29,394
(ANTHONY GRUNTING)
1138
00:51:29,428 --> 00:51:30,896
Sure.
1139
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:31,731
Have a seat.
1140
00:51:35,234 --> 00:51:36,168
Here you go.
1141
00:51:38,871 --> 00:51:40,740
This is a funny looking juice
box.
1142
00:51:42,207 --> 00:51:44,009
What kind of juice is this
anyway?
1143
00:51:44,043 --> 00:51:45,745
It's purified monkey's
urine, mixed with sweets.
1144
00:51:45,778 --> 00:51:48,247
(JAKE SPITTING)
1145
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,515
It's good for your brain.
1146
00:51:51,617 --> 00:51:54,186
If you drink this everyday,
that explains so much.
1147
00:51:54,219 --> 00:51:55,054
Pardon me?
1148
00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,691
So, Joe and I were thinking
1149
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,492
about taking you on a road trip.
1150
00:52:00,526 --> 00:52:02,027
What do you say?
1151
00:52:02,061 --> 00:52:03,495
A road trip?
1152
00:52:03,529 --> 00:52:05,931
Yeah, you know, we'll
take you around the state.
1153
00:52:05,965 --> 00:52:07,767
Take you to a few places here
and there,
1154
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,536
and kind of show you what we're
all about.
1155
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:11,704
Sounds fun.
1156
00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:13,606
Let's go tomorrow.
1157
00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:15,307
(BREATHING OUT) Yeah.
1158
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,576
Yeah, we can go tomorrow.
1159
00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:20,780
So, is everything good between
us?
1160
00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:22,314
Jack, you're my brother.
1161
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:23,482
If anything,
1162
00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,818
I should be apologizing for
the way I was acting too.
1163
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,820
No hard feelings between us.
1164
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:28,854
All right.
1165
00:52:28,888 --> 00:52:32,124
Well, I should probably go get
ready then.
1166
00:52:32,157 --> 00:52:32,958
Before you go.
1167
00:52:32,992 --> 00:52:35,494
Can you give this juice box to
Joe.
1168
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:36,662
I'm sure he'll like it.
1169
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,901
Here you go.
1170
00:52:41,934 --> 00:52:43,502
What's that?
1171
00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:44,837
It's apple juice.
1172
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,338
It's good for the brain.
1173
00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:47,673
God knows you need that.
1174
00:52:49,241 --> 00:52:50,142
Where you going?
1175
00:52:51,243 --> 00:52:53,312
I'm going to pack,
1176
00:52:53,345 --> 00:52:55,380
because we're going on a road
trip.
1177
00:52:57,016 --> 00:52:57,850
Sweet.
1178
00:53:04,757 --> 00:53:07,326
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1179
00:53:58,911 --> 00:54:00,145
Where's your suit?
1180
00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:02,614
I thought you said we were
wearing suits?
1181
00:54:02,648 --> 00:54:05,017
I'm not wearing a suit on a
road trip.
1182
00:54:05,050 --> 00:54:07,086
But you told me to wear a
suit.
1183
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,688
I look stupid.
1184
00:54:08,721 --> 00:54:09,922
No, you look fine.
1185
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:12,992
Suits with torn sleeves
and pants are a new look.
1186
00:54:13,025 --> 00:54:14,159
You're good.
1187
00:54:14,193 --> 00:54:15,695
Well, where'd you find those
shorts?
1188
00:54:15,728 --> 00:54:17,697
I don't see Grandpa wearing
shorts.
1189
00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:18,798
Pretty sweet though, huh?
1190
00:54:18,831 --> 00:54:21,033
Found 'em in the back
of one of his closets.
1191
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:23,803
Check out these chicks.
1192
00:54:25,070 --> 00:54:26,571
They're really hot.
1193
00:54:26,605 --> 00:54:28,007
They must be really into us.
1194
00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,010
You think it's the suit?
1195
00:54:31,043 --> 00:54:33,913
(LAUGHING) Yeah, it's
definitely the suit.
1196
00:54:33,946 --> 00:54:34,847
Looking fresh.
1197
00:54:36,181 --> 00:54:39,318
Well, watch and learn, my
brother.
1198
00:54:39,351 --> 00:54:41,987
I'm gonna show you how to
pick up chicks Jakey style.
1199
00:54:44,589 --> 00:54:45,958
Is that like tiger style?
1200
00:54:46,926 --> 00:54:48,560
Now you listen to me.
1201
00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:50,730
This deal is going down tonight.
1202
00:54:50,763 --> 00:54:53,833
And no, I'm not settling for
less than 40 million dollars,
1203
00:54:53,866 --> 00:54:55,367
you hear me?
1204
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,771
You know I'm not the kind of
guy that sells things cheap.
1205
00:54:58,804 --> 00:54:59,905
Hey rich guy?
1206
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,141
All right, I gotta go.
1207
00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:03,308
I'll talk to you later.
1208
00:55:04,576 --> 00:55:05,410
Me?
1209
00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,179
Yeah, you.
1210
00:55:07,212 --> 00:55:08,748
Is this your house?
1211
00:55:08,781 --> 00:55:09,982
Why yes it is.
1212
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,717
Why do you ask?
1213
00:55:11,751 --> 00:55:13,786
Can you give me a tour?
1214
00:55:13,819 --> 00:55:15,120
Definitely.
1215
00:55:15,154 --> 00:55:16,655
Where would you like to start?
1216
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,559
How about the bedroom?
1217
00:55:22,094 --> 00:55:24,730
I have to warn ya, things
get pretty wild in there.
1218
00:55:27,632 --> 00:55:28,934
Wow!
1219
00:55:28,968 --> 00:55:30,102
That actually worked.
1220
00:55:34,073 --> 00:55:35,440
Hey!
1221
00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:42,748
Yes, sell the house
for 50 million dollars.
1222
00:55:42,782 --> 00:55:45,951
Then take that 50 million
dollars,
1223
00:55:45,985 --> 00:55:49,822
because it is my 50 million
dollars,
1224
00:55:49,855 --> 00:55:51,723
and put it in the appropriate
place,
1225
00:55:51,757 --> 00:55:55,895
because it is my 50 million
dollars.
1226
00:55:57,096 --> 00:55:59,464
(PHONE BEEPING)
1227
00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:01,033
What's up sweet things?
1228
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,501
- WOMAN #1: Oh, hey you.
- WOMAN #2: Hey.
1229
00:56:02,534 --> 00:56:05,805
Do you want a tour of my
bedroom?
1230
00:56:05,838 --> 00:56:07,272
Do you have stuffed animals?
1231
00:56:07,306 --> 00:56:08,340
JOE: Of course I have stuffed
animals.
1232
00:56:08,373 --> 00:56:10,742
Who doesn't have stuffed
animals in their bedroom?
1233
00:56:10,776 --> 00:56:11,576
WOMAN #2: Well let's go.
1234
00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:12,411
Hell yeah.
1235
00:56:12,444 --> 00:56:14,213
Jakey style's workin'.
1236
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,580
Yeah.
1237
00:56:15,614 --> 00:56:16,681
Can you get away?
1238
00:56:16,715 --> 00:56:17,783
Ready to go?
Ready to go?
1239
00:56:17,817 --> 00:56:19,018
JOE: Where are we going?
1240
00:56:19,051 --> 00:56:20,085
(CLOTHES RIPPING)
1241
00:56:20,119 --> 00:56:22,888
Hey! (SCREAMING)
1242
00:56:23,789 --> 00:56:24,623
Hey!
1243
00:56:27,559 --> 00:56:28,961
What the fuck?
1244
00:56:31,864 --> 00:56:34,666
Joe, you lost your clothes
already?
1245
00:56:34,699 --> 00:56:37,136
Why can't you be like your
brother Jack?
1246
00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:38,570
Who's this guy?
1247
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,105
Why'd he just call you Jack?
1248
00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:42,074
That's our amusement clown.
1249
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,108
I'm Anthony.
1250
00:56:43,142 --> 00:56:44,243
This is Joe.
1251
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,011
We are Jack's brothers.
1252
00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:48,380
These are your brothers?
1253
00:56:48,413 --> 00:56:50,215
- No, no, no.
- Yes.
1254
00:56:50,249 --> 00:56:53,418
(LAUGHING) This is getting
weird.
1255
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:54,586
Yeah, I'm gonna.
1256
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,121
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Go.
1257
00:56:56,155 --> 00:56:57,689
I didn't get your number yet.
1258
00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:01,827
JOE: Bye.
1259
00:57:01,861 --> 00:57:04,363
She sounds like a really nice
girl.
1260
00:57:04,396 --> 00:57:09,401
So, ready for our fun going
adventure?
1261
00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:12,371
Whoo.
1262
00:57:12,404 --> 00:57:13,205
Well, I guess not.
1263
00:57:13,238 --> 00:57:14,974
Well, I'm sure once we start,
1264
00:57:15,007 --> 00:57:16,842
this upset will turn to sunset.
1265
00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:17,709
Let's go.
1266
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,945
Can I get some pants?
1267
00:57:34,093 --> 00:57:36,661
(BAG RUSTLING)
1268
00:57:47,139 --> 00:57:49,041
Doing all right, little
brother?
1269
00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:51,110
I'm doing just fine, but
this sun is really annoying,
1270
00:57:51,143 --> 00:57:52,544
it's hitting my eyes.
1271
00:57:52,577 --> 00:57:54,179
Can you raise the window a
little bit?
1272
00:57:54,213 --> 00:57:55,280
Sure.
1273
00:57:55,314 --> 00:57:58,050
(WINDOW WHIRRING)
1274
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,318
How's that?
1275
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,353
Not the glass, the metal.
1276
00:58:01,386 --> 00:58:02,187
The what?
1277
00:58:02,221 --> 00:58:03,022
The metal.
1278
00:58:03,055 --> 00:58:04,689
Can you raise the metal little
bit?
1279
00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:07,893
No, we can't raise the god
damn,
1280
00:58:07,927 --> 00:58:09,128
son of a bitch frame up.
1281
00:58:10,629 --> 00:58:11,463
You okay, Joe?
1282
00:58:11,496 --> 00:58:14,033
No, I'm not okay, Jake.
1283
00:58:14,066 --> 00:58:15,500
'Cause every time we're in the
car,
1284
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,136
I'm the one who has to be naked.
1285
00:58:18,337 --> 00:58:20,940
Well you're half naked
this time, so deal with it!
1286
00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:22,942
Gimme your vest.
1287
00:58:26,011 --> 00:58:27,346
What are you doing?
1288
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,813
I'm frustrated.
1289
00:58:29,681 --> 00:58:33,118
Joe, don't you dare cum inside
my vest.
1290
00:58:33,152 --> 00:58:34,954
I can cum wherever I want.
1291
00:58:34,987 --> 00:58:36,755
God stop touching yourself!
1292
00:58:36,788 --> 00:58:38,190
You can't tell me what to do!
1293
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,525
Get your nasty dick beaters
off my vest!
1294
00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:41,360
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1295
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:43,262
(JAKE SCREAMING)
1296
00:58:43,295 --> 00:58:44,696
Holy crap, man.
1297
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:46,298
Get your nasty fingers off of
me!
1298
00:58:46,331 --> 00:58:48,300
Let go of the vest!
1299
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,969
(CAR HORN HONKING)
1300
00:58:50,002 --> 00:58:53,472
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CAR CRASHING)
1301
00:58:53,505 --> 00:58:54,306
Great!
1302
00:58:54,339 --> 00:58:55,607
You see what you made me do!
1303
00:58:56,841 --> 00:58:58,277
What happened?
1304
00:58:59,478 --> 00:59:01,080
I think one of the tires blew.
1305
00:59:08,187 --> 00:59:10,622
Don't worry, I'll
take care of everything.
1306
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,762
Cum on this thing.
1307
00:59:22,834 --> 00:59:25,504
(TRUNK OPENING)
1308
00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:30,575
Of course he doesn't have a
spare.
1309
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,011
Where the hell is Anthony?
1310
00:59:33,378 --> 00:59:35,280
I have no fucking clue.
1311
00:59:35,314 --> 00:59:37,182
(JOE SIGHING)
1312
00:59:37,216 --> 00:59:39,985
(TRUNK SLAMMING)
1313
00:59:43,588 --> 00:59:45,657
Where do you think he went?
1314
00:59:45,690 --> 00:59:46,925
I don't know.
1315
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,894
I hope to go get a new tire,
or get some help for us.
1316
00:59:49,928 --> 00:59:51,496
Well, is that what he said?
1317
00:59:51,530 --> 00:59:53,798
He said, "Don't worry, I'll
take care of everything."
1318
00:59:53,832 --> 00:59:55,734
Well, what if he didn't find
anyone?
1319
00:59:57,369 --> 00:59:59,104
Anthony may be the weirdest
fucking kid
1320
00:59:59,138 --> 01:00:00,239
I've ever met in my life,
1321
01:00:00,272 --> 01:00:02,241
but he's kind of smart in his
own way.
1322
01:00:02,274 --> 01:00:04,176
I'm sure he'll come up with
something.
1323
01:00:05,377 --> 01:00:06,845
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1324
01:00:06,878 --> 01:00:08,247
ANTHONY: I'm back, my
brothers.
1325
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,248
JAKE: But did you find
anything?
1326
01:00:09,281 --> 01:00:10,149
I sure did.
1327
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,900
Anthony, what are you doing?
1328
01:00:28,933 --> 01:00:29,934
Just wait.
1329
01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:36,741
(DOOR OPENING)
1330
01:00:39,778 --> 01:00:42,381
(DOOR CLOSING)
1331
01:00:45,117 --> 01:00:46,718
Now I can have some sleep.
1332
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,156
(ANTHONY SNORING)
1333
01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:56,027
What was you plan B?
1334
01:00:56,061 --> 01:00:57,529
To get rid of him.
1335
01:00:57,562 --> 01:00:58,863
Yeah, you wanna do that?
1336
01:00:58,897 --> 01:01:00,699
Let's get the fuck outta here.
1337
01:01:09,508 --> 01:01:11,743
Are you fucking kidding me?
1338
01:01:21,586 --> 01:01:22,821
I need a drink,
1339
01:01:24,189 --> 01:01:25,757
Go grab a seat, come on.
1340
01:01:32,831 --> 01:01:36,601
I'm telling you Jake,
Anthony is dangerous.
1341
01:01:39,171 --> 01:01:41,840
Need I remind you that what
just happened on the road
1342
01:01:41,873 --> 01:01:42,674
was your fault, Joe.
1343
01:01:42,707 --> 01:01:44,776
Well, yeah, but forget that.
1344
01:01:44,809 --> 01:01:46,378
To everything up to that point.
1345
01:01:47,779 --> 01:01:49,748
I'm telling you, in a month's
time,
1346
01:01:49,781 --> 01:01:51,183
Anthony will have killed us.
1347
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:53,918
We still have time, Jake.
1348
01:01:53,952 --> 01:01:56,755
Let's go to Grandpa, and
just say fuck the money.
1349
01:01:56,788 --> 01:01:59,791
Are you fucking serious right
now?
1350
01:01:59,824 --> 01:02:02,394
There's no way I'm gonna
squander the opportunity
1351
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,129
to become a millionaire.
1352
01:02:04,163 --> 01:02:06,030
I'm in this no matter what it
takes.
1353
01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:09,000
Excuse me, sir, we
don't allow our customers
1354
01:02:09,033 --> 01:02:10,435
to sit in their underwear.
1355
01:02:10,469 --> 01:02:11,503
Who are you?
1356
01:02:11,536 --> 01:02:12,971
MANAGER: I'm the assistant
manager.
1357
01:02:13,004 --> 01:02:16,007
Oh, the assistant manager.
1358
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,342
Do you see a sign here that says
1359
01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:18,910
customers can't sit in their
underwear?
1360
01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,111
- Sir?
- 'Cause I don't see.
1361
01:02:20,145 --> 01:02:20,979
You're a racist!
1362
01:02:21,012 --> 01:02:21,813
What?
1363
01:02:21,846 --> 01:02:22,781
How is that racist?
1364
01:02:22,814 --> 01:02:24,749
You're kicking me out because
I'm fat.
1365
01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:26,084
All right, this is ridiculous.
1366
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,154
This is America, young sir.
1367
01:02:30,755 --> 01:02:32,757
Yep, this is a free country.
1368
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,894
Yeah, yeah, do all you see this?
1369
01:02:35,927 --> 01:02:37,095
Michael Phelps.
1370
01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,063
Still being ridiculous now?
1371
01:02:39,097 --> 01:02:40,131
Yeah, how's that?
1372
01:02:40,165 --> 01:02:41,500
How do you like that?
1373
01:02:41,533 --> 01:02:43,835
Mister assistant manager.
1374
01:02:43,868 --> 01:02:45,670
MANAGER: All right.
(JOE CHUCKLING)
1375
01:02:45,704 --> 01:02:47,606
Getting a big tough guy, huh?
1376
01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:48,840
Gonna do the back stroke.
1377
01:02:48,873 --> 01:02:49,708
All right!
1378
01:02:54,346 --> 01:02:56,281
(JOE GRUNTING)
1379
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:57,216
Fuck my ass!
1380
01:02:57,249 --> 01:02:58,717
You lost my business.
1381
01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:00,685
Was all that necessary?
1382
01:03:00,719 --> 01:03:02,554
I'm losing my mind, Jake.
1383
01:03:02,587 --> 01:03:05,023
Joe, you're worrying too much.
1384
01:03:05,056 --> 01:03:07,392
Like I said, Anthony is
harmless.
1385
01:03:07,426 --> 01:03:11,563
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(FEET CRUNCHING)
1386
01:03:11,596 --> 01:03:14,366
(JOE SCREAMING)
1387
01:03:14,399 --> 01:03:17,469
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CAR CRASHING)
1388
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:20,138
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
1389
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:22,941
(ENGINE RUNNING)
1390
01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:31,483
Anthony, this is the coffee
shop you wanted me to stop at?
1391
01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:34,453
Yes, according to the internet,
it's the best one around.
1392
01:03:36,821 --> 01:03:37,756
Okay.
1393
01:03:37,789 --> 01:03:40,592
Wait, can I get my
wallet from the trunk.
1394
01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,261
Give me the keys.
1395
01:03:42,294 --> 01:03:43,662
I'll just pop the trunk.
1396
01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:44,529
Don't bother.
1397
01:03:44,563 --> 01:03:45,830
The button does not work.
1398
01:03:50,469 --> 01:03:52,036
Fucking leave it.
1399
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,476
(DOOR CLOSING)
1400
01:03:57,509 --> 01:04:00,312
I'm stuck!
(ANTHONY YELLING)
1401
01:04:00,345 --> 01:04:01,313
JOE: Anthony, this way.
1402
01:04:01,346 --> 01:04:03,348
JAKE: Anthony,
tighten the fuck up here.
1403
01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:09,621
ANTHONY: We're good.
1404
01:04:09,654 --> 01:04:13,392
Okay.
(DOORS CLOSING)
1405
01:04:13,425 --> 01:04:14,326
Thank you.
1406
01:04:14,359 --> 01:04:15,660
BARISTA: Of course, have a
great day.
1407
01:04:15,694 --> 01:04:17,296
- Hello.
- BARISTA: Hello.
1408
01:04:17,329 --> 01:04:21,866
Can I get a small coffee with
two cream,
1409
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,670
a quarter cube of sugar,
and five stirs please?
1410
01:04:27,972 --> 01:04:28,807
God damn it.
1411
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,875
She stir it six times instead of
five.
1412
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,043
MAN: Dog, but I told that
nigger
1413
01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:34,178
if he got something to say,
he can say it to my face,
1414
01:04:34,212 --> 01:04:35,179
the punk, for real.
1415
01:04:35,213 --> 01:04:36,214
Hey, Jake?
1416
01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,382
What is a (CAR HORN HONKING)?
1417
01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:40,285
Hey, Anthony, don't say that.
1418
01:04:40,319 --> 01:04:41,720
That's a racist word man.
1419
01:04:42,721 --> 01:04:44,689
What does racist mean?
1420
01:04:44,723 --> 01:04:46,190
What does racist mean?
1421
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,760
It means, when a dominant.
1422
01:04:48,793 --> 01:04:52,764
It means that only
African-Americans can say it.
1423
01:04:52,797 --> 01:04:55,400
(ANTHONY MOANING)
1424
01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:56,501
MAN: 'Sup bro, (MUMBLING)
suit, man.
1425
01:04:56,535 --> 01:04:58,036
Oh, thank you (CAR HORN
HONKING).
1426
01:04:59,571 --> 01:05:02,040
Yo, man, you just call me the
N-word?
1427
01:05:02,073 --> 01:05:02,874
N-word?
1428
01:05:02,907 --> 01:05:03,942
Why is it bad?
1429
01:05:03,975 --> 01:05:04,843
Why is it bad?
1430
01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:06,311
The hell you think?
1431
01:05:06,345 --> 01:05:07,779
Oh, the two gentlemen over
there
1432
01:05:07,812 --> 01:05:11,616
told me that the word can
only be used on black people.
1433
01:05:11,650 --> 01:05:13,718
Oh, is that so.
1434
01:05:17,556 --> 01:05:18,790
Hey, where you all from?
1435
01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:21,560
We're from Greece.
1436
01:05:21,593 --> 01:05:23,395
We don't know what word mean.
1437
01:05:23,428 --> 01:05:25,964
No, no, we're American.
1438
01:05:25,997 --> 01:05:29,167
This was just a huge
misunderstanding.
1439
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,268
What I said, it was,
1440
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:33,638
the word could be used
between black people,
1441
01:05:33,672 --> 01:05:38,677
not on black.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1442
01:05:40,044 --> 01:05:41,580
Joe?
1443
01:05:41,613 --> 01:05:42,614
- Run!
- Okay.
1444
01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:45,650
Get back here!
1445
01:05:49,688 --> 01:05:51,089
Wait, what about Anthony?
1446
01:05:51,122 --> 01:05:52,424
Who gives a fuck about
Anthony?
1447
01:05:52,457 --> 01:05:53,291
Get in!
1448
01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,063
Shit, I don't have the keys!
1449
01:05:59,097 --> 01:06:00,465
Well, where are they?
1450
01:06:00,499 --> 01:06:01,766
Aw, they're with Anthony!
1451
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,167
Well, lock the doors.
1452
01:06:04,769 --> 01:06:06,605
We don't have a fucking
windshield.
1453
01:06:08,540 --> 01:06:09,374
Fuck!
1454
01:06:12,577 --> 01:06:13,445
- Jake!
- JAKE: Oh shit!
1455
01:06:13,478 --> 01:06:14,278
Jake!
1456
01:06:14,312 --> 01:06:15,313
Jake!
1457
01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:16,180
Jake!
1458
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:20,685
Oh shit, oh shit, oh
shit, oh shit, oh shit,
1459
01:06:20,719 --> 01:06:23,955
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
shit.
1460
01:06:23,988 --> 01:06:24,789
(JOE SCREAMING)
1461
01:06:24,823 --> 01:06:27,526
(METAL CLANGING)
1462
01:06:27,559 --> 01:06:28,960
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1463
01:06:28,993 --> 01:06:29,894
But I didn't say anything.
1464
01:06:29,928 --> 01:06:31,863
That wasn't me, I promise you.
1465
01:06:31,896 --> 01:06:32,964
Dude, I would never do that.
1466
01:06:32,997 --> 01:06:34,899
Don't worry, my brothers.
1467
01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:37,335
I will get help as soon as I get
home.
1468
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:38,737
JAKE: Anthony, fuck you!
1469
01:06:43,107 --> 01:06:45,677
(CAR STARTING)
1470
01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:55,454
(DOOR OPENING)
1471
01:06:59,323 --> 01:07:00,592
Where is he?
1472
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:03,394
Anthony, you'd better be
awake,
1473
01:07:04,262 --> 01:07:05,864
'cause we're coming to get ya.
1474
01:07:07,031 --> 01:07:09,834
(BOTH COLLAPSING)
1475
01:07:14,138 --> 01:07:19,143
(WATER SPLASHING)
(JOE SPITTING)
1476
01:07:19,544 --> 01:07:22,714
What did I say about
sleeping in the living room?
1477
01:07:25,116 --> 01:07:26,551
Jesus Grandpa!
1478
01:07:32,824 --> 01:07:34,726
(JOE GROANING)
1479
01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:37,061
I have some great news for you
guys.
1480
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,162
Anthony's dead.
1481
01:07:39,498 --> 01:07:41,733
I just came back from
the lawyer's office.
1482
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,602
We went back over your mother's
will.
1483
01:07:44,903 --> 01:07:45,904
And?
1484
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,672
And he said he made a mistake.
1485
01:07:47,706 --> 01:07:49,908
Turns out you guys don't
have to live with Anthony
1486
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:51,009
for 45 days.
1487
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:54,378
(JOE AND JAKE CHEERING)
1488
01:07:56,047 --> 01:07:58,116
It's actually 45 weeks.
1489
01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:01,085
BOTH: What?
1490
01:08:02,487 --> 01:08:04,556
We misinterpreted the will.
1491
01:08:04,589 --> 01:08:08,226
Turns out it's 45 weeks, not 45
days.
1492
01:08:08,259 --> 01:08:11,229
Nope, nope, no, no, no, no,
no, no!
1493
01:08:13,965 --> 01:08:15,233
No, no, no, no!
1494
01:08:19,202 --> 01:08:20,738
Grandpa, please.
1495
01:08:20,772 --> 01:08:23,441
Please give us our cut
of the money already.
1496
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:26,244
We've been through a lot, and
I can't take anymore of this.
1497
01:08:26,277 --> 01:08:28,780
I mean, look at my face
for Christ's sakes.
1498
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,113
Anthony did that?
1499
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,083
No, but his actions did.
1500
01:08:32,116 --> 01:08:35,119
He's driving us crazy, and
he's doing it on purpose
1501
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,655
to just fuck with us!
1502
01:08:37,755 --> 01:08:41,059
I've had enough of that creature
already!
1503
01:08:41,092 --> 01:08:43,862
Now please, Grandpa, do the
right thing,
1504
01:08:43,895 --> 01:08:45,328
and give us some of that money.
1505
01:08:45,362 --> 01:08:46,164
Jake.
1506
01:08:46,197 --> 01:08:48,432
Just enough to get a new
house.
1507
01:08:48,466 --> 01:08:49,367
I'm sorry, Jake.
1508
01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:52,103
I can not ignore your mother's
will.
1509
01:08:53,037 --> 01:08:54,973
Well then fuck you and Mom's
will.
1510
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,975
You can keep it all for
yourself.
1511
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,143
I bet that was the plan
from the beginning.
1512
01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:08,653
So this is what it takes
to get your attention, Jake?
1513
01:09:09,621 --> 01:09:11,322
What the hell are you talking
about?
1514
01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:13,625
I'm talking about the fact
that you haven't called me
1515
01:09:13,657 --> 01:09:15,126
in five years.
1516
01:09:15,158 --> 01:09:17,361
So suddenly I turn up
with two million dollars,
1517
01:09:17,395 --> 01:09:19,263
and you're ready to do whatever
it takes
1518
01:09:19,297 --> 01:09:20,932
to spend time with the family.
1519
01:09:20,965 --> 01:09:22,200
That's not the point.
1520
01:09:22,233 --> 01:09:23,300
What's the point then?
1521
01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,503
The point is is that
you're so god damn stubborn
1522
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:27,405
to commit to Mom's will, when
all it is
1523
01:09:27,438 --> 01:09:29,741
is a stupid piece of paper.
1524
01:09:29,773 --> 01:09:31,375
What if I told you I made this
up,
1525
01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:33,244
just to teach you a lesson?
1526
01:09:33,277 --> 01:09:35,647
Don't fuck with me right now!
1527
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,848
Take a look yourself.
1528
01:09:42,452 --> 01:09:45,189
Anthony's real name is Carlos
Pizarro.
1529
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,325
He's an Austrian actor that I
hired
1530
01:09:47,358 --> 01:09:51,062
just to make you pay for
ignoring me for five years.
1531
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,902
So you destroyed our house,
1532
01:09:57,935 --> 01:10:00,038
made me quit my job,
1533
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,505
and ruined our lives,
1534
01:10:01,539 --> 01:10:05,109
because I haven't called
you in five years?
1535
01:10:05,143 --> 01:10:07,711
Well, it has also been kind of
fun,
1536
01:10:07,746 --> 01:10:11,916
'cause he's had a body cam
the entire time. (LAUGHING)
1537
01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:13,652
Well, I hope you were
entertained,
1538
01:10:13,684 --> 01:10:16,520
'cause you just lost
your grandsons forever.
1539
01:10:16,554 --> 01:10:17,388
Jake.
1540
01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,090
Don't talk to me, Grandpa!
1541
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:23,027
Your mom really is a
millionaire.
1542
01:10:24,962 --> 01:10:26,564
Is?
1543
01:10:26,596 --> 01:10:28,666
What do you mean by is?
1544
01:10:30,368 --> 01:10:31,369
Look to your left.
1545
01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:35,874
(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC)
1546
01:10:35,907 --> 01:10:38,309
Your mom really was in
a coma for five years.
1547
01:10:39,243 --> 01:10:41,578
When she woke up, the first
thing she wanted to see
1548
01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:42,446
was you Jake.
1549
01:10:51,422 --> 01:10:53,825
(MOM CRYING)
1550
01:11:03,067 --> 01:11:05,568
So where is Joe, anyway?
1551
01:11:05,603 --> 01:11:07,237
Joe didn't take this so well.
1552
01:11:07,271 --> 01:11:10,675
(YELLING) No!
1553
01:11:10,709 --> 01:11:13,210
(JOE PANTING)
1554
01:11:17,048 --> 01:11:17,916
There's food out.
1555
01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:19,117
I'm sure he'll show up.
1556
01:11:20,184 --> 01:11:23,654
(FINGERS TAPPING)
1557
01:11:23,688 --> 01:11:24,621
What's that?
1558
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:25,889
Two million dollars.
1559
01:11:27,558 --> 01:11:30,228
(JAKE LAUGHING)
1560
01:11:33,596 --> 01:11:36,034
Yeah, but Mom's still alive.
1561
01:11:37,068 --> 01:11:38,068
It's my net worth.
1562
01:11:39,637 --> 01:11:40,972
Start a business.
1563
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,909
(JAKE LAUGHING)
1564
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,282
You know what?
1565
01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:52,650
I don't need it.
1566
01:11:54,218 --> 01:11:56,020
I have everything I need right
here.
1567
01:12:01,092 --> 01:12:02,593
Man, I am starving.
1568
01:12:02,626 --> 01:12:04,162
What's for lunch?
1569
01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:06,530
Man, I haven't eaten alL day.
1570
01:12:06,564 --> 01:12:07,799
What's going on, Ray?
1571
01:12:07,832 --> 01:12:08,632
I'm good, Freddy.
1572
01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:09,467
How are you?
1573
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,902
Same ol' shit, man.
1574
01:12:10,934 --> 01:12:13,704
(RAY AND FREDDY LAUGHING)
1575
01:12:13,737 --> 01:12:14,538
Excuse me there, partner.
1576
01:12:14,572 --> 01:12:16,174
I just want to get this
dressing.
1577
01:12:17,641 --> 01:12:18,609
RICKY: Steve?
1578
01:12:18,642 --> 01:12:19,543
Ricky!
1579
01:12:19,577 --> 01:12:20,378
RICKY: How you doing?
1580
01:12:20,411 --> 01:12:21,212
How are you doing?
1581
01:12:21,245 --> 01:12:22,346
I'm doing good.
1582
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,382
You know, just trying to
blow up some more houses.
1583
01:12:24,415 --> 01:12:25,683
(STEVE AND RICKY LAUGHING)
1584
01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:27,018
Hey.
1585
01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:28,386
Oh, this food looks great.
1586
01:12:28,419 --> 01:12:29,954
Can't wait to dig in.
1587
01:12:29,987 --> 01:12:30,955
Thanks Ray.
1588
01:12:30,989 --> 01:12:32,190
You're welcome, Ricky.
1589
01:12:33,023 --> 01:12:35,293
You're welcome, Ricky?
1590
01:12:35,326 --> 01:12:37,594
Grandpa, what the hell's
going on right here?
1591
01:12:38,696 --> 01:12:39,563
Let's see here.
1592
01:12:40,664 --> 01:12:43,968
Ricky and Mitch, I hired
them to destroy your house.
1593
01:12:44,002 --> 01:12:45,603
Freddy, he's an actor that I
hired
1594
01:12:45,636 --> 01:12:46,537
to play the angry black man
1595
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:48,572
that you typically see in
movies.
1596
01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:50,574
So, wait.
1597
01:12:51,675 --> 01:12:54,712
You hired all these
people to be in on this?
1598
01:12:57,648 --> 01:12:59,650
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
1599
01:13:03,121 --> 01:13:08,126
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(JAKE LAUGHING)
1600
01:13:11,796 --> 01:13:14,598
(CHEERING) Yes!
1601
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,939
What the?
1602
01:13:20,972 --> 01:13:23,574
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1603
01:13:23,645 --> 01:13:28,645
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