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Hi.

Hi-i-i.

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Eye think that you

are ver-eye good at yo-yo.

Thanks!

And you, my friend, are very nice to say so.

Watch this!

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[ Guitar riff ]

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[ Munching ]

[ Belches ]

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Phew! Ah. Oh, my God.

Did you even see that?

It's like sometimes I'm not even me.

Eye... [ Beeping ]

frickin'-tastic.

[ Whistling ]

[ Dial-up modem whining ]

Hello, Fitz.

There you are, old boy, and right on time.

Hey, Melvin. Nice to see you.

Not as nice as me seeing you.

You're looking good. Did you get more handsome?

Ah, thanks, Fred. You're so pretty.

Still having those crazy dreams?

Cardboard cities,

flying bow ties, screeching chinchillas?

No, no, no, not so much.

I've been, um, been doing a lot of gardening.

You know, the flowers are getting big.

Good, good.

Fresh air, lollygagging, sunshine, and...

pizzas. [ Distortion ]

You're gettin' those pizzas, right?

[ Knocking at door ]

Oh, hold on just a second, Brian.

I have a visitor.

Ah, yay, a visitor!

Hey, all these pizzas are for you.

Dang. I don't like pizza.

Keep your pizza away from me.

I don't want to see it, feel it, hear it, or touch it.

Yuck! Have a good night, lady.

Nights are not good because there is no sun.

[ Ominous music ]

[ Squelch ]

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Hello?

You there?

Where'd ya go, little mouse?

Ha, sorry about that, Jimmy.

I had a delivery.

Were they...

pizzas... [ Distortion ]

Perhaps?

Uh, they were pizzas.

How -- how did you know that?

Cooper.

[ Jaunty tune ]

[ Squelching ]

[ Light footsteps ]

[ Flicks switch ]

[ Click ]

Boss says you got bugs.

Man, I hate bugs. You like 'em?

'Cause I don't. Let me tell ya.

Ah, sorry, I got this itch below my groin.

Now, it's not actually on my groin, it's --

Whoa! Holy...

What's with all the pizzas?

Oh, I know -- it's a lot, right?

Well, they keep getting delivered,

I keep stacking 'em up.

I'll probably get more tonight.

Who the hell is sending you all these pizzas?

My shrink.

[ Gasps ] Is that a yo-yo?

Shh. Shh, shh, shh.

Look. Ah.

There it is.

There it is.

I see it.

Yeah, stand back, son,

I'm about to unleash a fury of pain.

Ha! [ Slapping ]

Ah, ah!

Ah, see, I'm just warming up.

I got him stunned now. He's worried.

Want to try this thing? Holy crap!

Yes!

[ Rapid gunfire ]

[ Gunfire continues ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Grunts ]

Yeah, that's right, Spider! Fear the Bee!

You go home and cry on your mama's lap!

Yeah, we got him on the run.

That was -- That was great.

What, um...

What do I owe you? What?

Are you kidding? We owe you!

Look, Mouse, that was intense.

Bee man's always intense.

But it's about to get...

more intense.

He's listening.

[ Hammering ]

[ Vehicle pulls up ]

Hey.

You.

[ Coughing, feedback ]

What's -- [ Siren blares ]

[ Coughing ]

Hold on. [ Coughing ]

Oh, I'm so sorry, officer.

I didn't realize what time it was.

[ Coughing ] Ow. Hold on.

Hey, you. [ Coughing ]

[ Distorted ] I hope I didn't disturb anyone.

Uh...

Gimme the hammer.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm so hammered.

I feel like I'm staring at a thousand hammers.

[ Watch beeping ] Hey, I do have a watch.

Can you see 'em? Can you see me?

Oh, oh gosh, I've got a session.

Um, I'll be right back.

No way.

Time cop, terminate.

Hey! Autograph dude?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Bang, bang, bang.

You need to shut up. You're making too much noise.

Let me show you too much noise for your --

[ Blast ]

Ohhh. [ Coughing ]

Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

[ Coughing ]

Disappear.

What are you doing -- alive?

Hey. How's it going?

That's how I meant to sound.

Ah, you're so pretty.

I got a call about a spider.

Was there a spider? [ Gasps ]

A big one?

How...

Did you know that, Steve?

[ Warbling ]

What the...

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I'm coming.

[ Whoosh, explosion ]

Come with me if you want to live!

Yee-hoo!

Yeah! Whoo!

You, my friend, are wild, and I like hanging out with you.

Yee-hoo!

Yeah!

You're a bitch.

Quit braggin' on me.

'Cause no one's listening.

You.

I send you out to do one thing and one thing only,

and all you do is stand there not doing the thing

I sent you to do.

The weak mind of Mouse is the gateway.

You can understand why I'm upset.

Look at this.

If I can get him in that chair, the gate will open,

and we will be set free, and possibly even you.

It depends on my mood at the time.

I'm not sure if I want to see you in the...

later.

If I feel like it, I'm in control of all of this.

The Exterminator got through

because he knows how to ride the waves.

I need to know how to do that as well.

There they are.

Look at all that stupid.

Let me ask you something. Where my house, man?

Where my crib?!

Where my children be, man?

Where my jacked up wife at right now, man?

Dude, look.

I'm a Popsicle.

Stop turning into vegetables and listen to me!

Now, look, Shark's got that machine

and I used it to send Mouse a weapon.

Man. Ru Ru, you got a permit for that?

I ain't done talkin' my plan.

We have a way out of here --

back to where we belong and out of this hell hole.

I'm smart. What?

We made the string out of Amalock's hair,

and the Yo... Yo!

...out of crushed bow ties.

Man, that shit's for shizznil!

He'll figure it out.

He's on the outside now.

And he's our only hope.

Look at me, man.

What do you see?

Why are we here?

Because we're not there.

There is where you don't want to be,

and he is trying to get through.

Don't you understand?

I got through with the pepperoni waves!

Here, look at this.

Uh-huh, animal.

Ah, human part-- part, uh...

Oh! Oh!

No.

I-I don't get it. You need to get it.

Shark is using your feeble mind to enter this world

and we cannot allow that to happen.

That guys' my therapist, not a shark.

That is not a woman. Ah.

He is your worst nightmare.

Your whole life was an experiment.

You got out.

He controlled it, and now he wants revenge.

He wants out. [ Echoing ]

A part of me thinks I'm somewhere else,

but the other knows better.

I worked for Intel investigating a rogue foreign scientist

who developed alter dimensionation

in case of bit war.

It enabled man to move into the future

and withstand devastation,

but my wife told me to quit.

But it was too late.

I-I think.

Yeah, it was, and that's way more than I know.

And your wife, all a memory plant.

Wife es no existo.

Fake-o in al brain-o.

Alter dimensionation was destroyed,

and the people left inside that world were stuck.

It was privately funded.

Hmm. Dr. Sharkington, perhaps?

There was a rich guy who funded the project, a total square.

And a total a-hole.

So, who got stuck there?

Everyone in my division.

Okay, now we're getting on to something.

How do you know anything about this?

That's not important right now.

What is important is that alter world is imploding

and your friends need your help to get out.

The world needs your help.

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I-I don't want to go back.

Look, Mo, I got here through Sharks' pepperoni wave exchange.

It's powerful, you have no idea.

Shark wants to tap into your mind in order

to gouge a path of freedom for his own freedom.

If Shark arrives here in the now,

he will overtake what you know as Earth.

Well, if that's true,

then we don't even know how to get back there.

I got something. I have a --

I got a map somewhere, or a button, or a switch.

Maybe like a key.

What about Clock?

Never mention him!

[ Alarm buzzing ]

And goodnight Mr. Mouse

and your little Bee buddy.

Shitty dreams.

[ Growling ]

Get your cronies to that silo and take 'em out.

I don't need resonance.

I think you mean "resistance."

You just blew up your pathway. Way to go.

Yeah, um, excuse me for being smarter than you,

but the explosion was a decoy,

the Exterminator is a traitor, but he doesn't know I know,

but he does know we're working together,

which, if you'll remember, we're not.

Well, then, scaredy cat fish.

It's me. Take 'em out.

[ Whirring ]

Ah, damn it, we're too late!

I'm so sorry, Mo.

He was the best drummer I ever knew.

The beat...

The beat will not go on.

So, these were all of your friends, huh?

Y-y-y-yep.

Well, then...

Power to me!

Increase by 10!

Feel the rush!

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What's up, Buzby?

Oh, damn it, I blew it!

I blew it, man!

I mean, he hired me to blow 'em up, and I blew it!

I just botched the whole thing.

Breathe. I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I am not sane.

Breathe. Or... beat your wings.

Does he know?

You're his friend.

I never saw the guy until a week ago.

I was brought out of deep freeze and just given orders.

Your new name is failure,

but I shall look through your slothness

and offer you a way out.

You -- You can really get me home?

If I feel like it.

I'm in control of all of this.

Come on, man, then let's get it on.

On it shall be.

Let's do just that.

[ Warbling ]

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Man, if there's one thing I hate,

it's being in this go-damn silo with that dancing parachute.

I mean, what the hell!

Yo, Roost, those parts from Corndroid saved our stank ass.

Kudos, bro-hab.

Wait, hold on.

Who's a droid? I'm a droid?

Man, will y'all stop dicking around?

This is serious.

Now, here's the deal.

We got to get Shark's machine

before he uses it.

Well, then why the hell

didn't yo chicken tenderoni ass

say something about five minutes ago?

[ Screeching ]

The fur ball's right.

He's gonna use it on Mouse,

and if that happens, we're all dead,

and then we'll never get back.

Shh.

Y'all hear that?

That's cricket code, boys.

How amazingly frickin' cool is this?

I got the guy!

Put him in the chair.

[ Ratcheting ]

Hey, so it's, ah, so it's cool, right?

I mean, I got -- I got him and all for you.

You asked and I delivered.

So, I guess that means we're square, right?

Look, no offense, I didn't mean that in a --

Help me into my chair that looks the same.

Ah, yes sir. Absolutely.

I'll help you in there right now.

Turn on the thing.

All the way up.

Okay, so if I do this,

are we good to go on your promise, I imagine?

'Cause I got to -- I mean, I got a humongous family,

I'm a bee for Christ's sake.

I -- you know, my wife is such a bitch.

Do what he says before you end up eating food through a tube.

You know, I have to say,

I'm not usually this open with people,

but your attitude is dry,

and as dry as it is, it is equally as mean.

Flick the switch.

[ Grinding, zapping ]

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[ Meows ]

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♪ We're going on a magic carpet ride ♪

♪ Fly so high, gonna kiss the sky ♪

♪ We never knew we could get so high ♪

♪ We're going on a magic carpet ride ♪

[ Screeching ]

What the hell? What's he doing?

Wait, hold on.

Beep beep ba beep boop, beep beep.

That doesn't help.

This is what helps. I help.

Old people. [ Snickering ]

Gosh damn it, we've been flying around in circles.

It's a loop!

Ah. Is he dead?

Hopefully.

Guess what? It worked.

I kind of feel like a mouse.

Hanker for a hunk of cheese.

Boring. Now what?

I'm gonna get us out of here.

If you get us out of here, I want my money back.

All of it.

With tons of interest applied

to more tons of interest.

Quadratons.

Shut up and follow me.

You may have his brain, but you have no legs.

Uh, what should I be doing right now?

I mean, should I...

Should I be following you guys, or...

I want to go home, too, you know.

I got -- I got to pee so bad.

We'll come back for you.

Here we go.

Okay, we're going.

See if you can keep up.

Hang on. You're going way too fast.

[ Screeching ]

E-E-E-E-E, stop man!

What is all this E-E-E stuff?!

He's telling us about that.

That's where Mouse is.

Down there?

Noooo, no, no, no, no.

[ Giggling ] But I'm up here.

Grab your dicks and hang on!

Aaah!

Shit. Listen.

Hand me those binocs.

If we're back where we started,

then where we were before?

You were at my place.

I don't live in here like you do.

What the hell? You can talk?

I'm an umbrella.

Man, what is this place?

It's a town made of pizza boxes, okay?

Will you play ball with me?

No one lives here.

Not even me.

[ Ticking loudly ]

That clock is always the same time every time.

None of this is real.

Time here is always the same.

[ Screeching ]

Ah, hey, guys.

Ah, it's great to see you.

Who -- Who are you?

I'm a bee.

What's with the ball, lady?

Other than she is hot as living hell.

Okay, oh -- Well, then you did that.

All right. What happened here, man?

Uh, funny thing.

So, there's a shark and this sort of square guy

who's a real dick, and I pushed this button.

Yeah, everything just went to hell.

Turn that thing on.

Are you insane?! That will kill him!

No one dies in this town. Do it.

[ Clicking, whirring ]

I'm back.

What are y'all -- Wait, I'm different.

You da Sharky Shark!

Light his ass up, man!

Mouse! It's us!

[ Screeching ]

Uh, he's gettin' out.

Who's gettin' out?

Excuse me, let me clarify.

When sub-atomized systemic brain impulses are deconstituted

and hit repeating negative electron cells

that result in endoplasmic reticuloids

that can be electronically transferred

and artificially manifested into hence said subject.

Okay. [ Chuckling ]

You guys got that? Wait a second.

If he gets out, then we're all getting out!

Well, you'll probably need these.

[ Screeching ]

[ Bang, screech ]

This is taking forever, and they're right behind us.

Or didn't you notice?

Damn it.

Punch this code into that ATM.

I'll feed it to you.

One.

That's the whole code.

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You're not gonna win this.

We're almost there, and "you" are not even

in the "you're" of this.

And you probably never were.

Look, that door is our exit to freedom.

Why don't you just come with me?

We'll get out, we'll be good, we'll get some sandwiches.

Or, instead of that, you can try and make me.

Then let's go.

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Good job.

Way to go.

But now you're him to them.

Not if I do this.

Which I'm already sorry about.

[ Munching, squelching ]

I'm back, y'all.

Ha.

You don't have the nads.

I have all the nads.

Here's your dinner.

I think you ordered death with a side of bullets.

[ Rapid gunfire ]

I'll...

be seeing you.

You shut up.

It's time to go home.

Dude, let's get this crap over with.

Now open that door.

But...

But the door has no knob.

Hey, man, how about using that yo-yo I gave ya?

[ Footsteps ]

[ Click, gears turn ]

[ Screeching, drum solo ]

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♪ Beyond the lines I am in the zone of danger ♪

♪ Stuck in a nightmare, I am holding to nothing at all ♪

♪ Beyond all hope, I am in a state of anger ♪

♪ I sense despair like I'm stuck in a maze, and I know ♪

♪ That there's no one to save me ♪

♪ I need to get out of this squirrel wheel ♪

♪ I'm just like a 12-Ounce Mouse ♪

♪ Now when life gets lonely, I need someone to save me ♪

♪ Tonight is the night I won't fall, won't break down ♪

♪ Show me your surrender, I'm scared ♪

♪ But I'll pretend I am not ♪

♪ Nothing brings me back down ♪

♪ I am the 12-Ounce Mouse ♪

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