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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL

FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING

I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪

>> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG

CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG

CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪

[EXPLOSIONS] >> BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

BEEP.

BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

>> THERE HE GOES.

>> THERE WHO GOES?

>> HE. SHARK.

HE WAS BLOWING EVERYTHING UP.

>> WHY WOULD HE-- BLOW EVERYTHING UP?

>> THIRD LONDON FIRE.

FLAMES, HOT HEATY HOT.

YOU KNOW.

FIRE.

>> WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS?

THEY'RE OUT THERE.

>> OH, THOSE GUYS?

HE'S PROBABLY EATEN THEM ALL BY NOW.

IT READS "AND THE SHARK SHALL EAT EVERY CREATURE THAT IS

FRIENDS OF THE GREEN ONE."

BUT THERE'S EMLACH.

HE'S A MEAN BITCH.

>> HEY!

WHO'S UP THERE?

>> WHAT ELSE DOES IT READ?

>> I'LL TELL YOU, BUT WE HAVE TO GET HAND BRAIN TO ROOSTER,

OR WE MAY NEVER HAVE A CHANCE.

[CLANG CLANG] >> BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

>> WELL, IF IT AIN'T THE MOTLEY MOTS.

>> WHAT'S UP, ROOSTER?

>> I REMEMBER YOU.

YOU HIT ME IN THE HEAD.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, I HAD A REASON.

>> UH, WHICH ONE?

>> THIS HERE.

THIS HERE ONE.

>> BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIBULLET?

>> HMM, LOSE SOMETHING?

>> HEY, MAN, THOSE ARE MY X-RAYS.

>> NO, NOT YOUR X-RAYS.

LOOK.

>> BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

BEEP.

BEEP BOP.

>> THOSE ARE MY X-RAYS.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

>> IT'S THE LANGUAGE.

IT'S GIVING OUT, AND FOR REASONS SOONER ON HIM FOR TODAY.

>> LINGUIST AND I WILL HOLD THE OTHER.

>> OGLE UB RENUG DAGING?

>> NIT EUROPICT.

>> ROAD UP MEES ARTOLA.

>> NUD MAJSTAM.

NUD MAJSTAM!

[TIRES SCREECH] >> OW. DUDE.

[CHUCKLING] YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE A TOTALLY

COOL CAR.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A STEREO.

YOU KNOW, WHEN THAT "BUMP" THUMPS.

>> [GARBLED SPEECH] [TIRES SCREECH]

>> WHAT AM I FOR HERE NOW?

WHAT DID I TALK?

WHAT HERE F--FOR NOW AM I?

WHAT--HA HA!

WHAT HERE--HERE FOR NOW FOR WHAT TO?

[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] UNCOOL.

NO ONE.

UNCOOL.

NO ONE.

NOBODY.

UNCOOL.

NOBODY CONTROLS ME.

YEAH.

>> ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT COULD POSSIBLY EVER HAPPEN TO

SOMEONE IS THE INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE.

>> [MUFFLED SCREAMING] I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

I DON'T WANT TO DIE, MAN!

OH!

OH, HELP ME.

HELP ME DIE.

HELP ME.

>> I THINK THAT'S MEAN.

>> WELL, I THINK IT'S VERY FUNNY.

SEE THAT GUY?

HE'S A TEDDY BEAR, BUT THEY WON'T EVER KNOW IT.

WE HAVE THE TIME UNDER CONTROL, DON'T WE?

[CLOCK TICKING] >> HE ALWAYS HAS THE SAME TIME.

>> WHEN IT STANDS THAT STILL, THEN YES, IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.

>> WHAT IF IT WERE TO MOVE?

>> WHAT IF WHAT MOVES, YOU SACK?

>> WHAT IF IT BECOMES 2:23?

WHAT IF THE TIME CHANGES?

>> HOW MUCH WOULD YOU GIVE TO CONTROL A LIFETIME OF TIME IN

A FROZEN SEGMENT OF TIMELESSNESS?

TRILLIONS OF MOLECULES MAKING UP LIFE FORMS IN SPACE.

>> I MISS MY DAD.

HE WAS COMING TO PICK ME UP AT SCHOOL.

>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN HERE.

YOUR DAD IS LONG GONE BY NOW.

>> NOT IF TIME STANDS STILL.

IF TIME STANDS STILL, THEN I AM STILL IN LINE WAITING FOR HIM

TO PICK ME UP.

I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK DUE THE NEXT DAY.

>> NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE OUT OF THE GAS?

WELL, I HAVE ARMIES COMING, SO THIS IS UNCOOL.

LET'S FIGURE IT OUT.

LET'S FIGURE IT OUT.

>> CLOCK SHOP.

[CHUCKLES] [GUNSHOT]

THAT WAS EASY.

[CHUCKLES] WHOA.

I WONDER WHAT TIME IT IS.

I THINK IT'S BEER TIME.

THAT'S THE ONE, METHINKS.

>> WILL YOU...

TAKE CARE...

OF MOUSE?

>> WHERE...ARE YOU...GOING?

>> TO SAVE...MY BIRTH.

>> THEY'RE PROBABLY...DEAD...BY NOW.

>> THEY'RE PROBABLY...DEAD...BY NOW.

>> IF THAT FLOWER REACHES THE RIGHT PERSON, WE'RE ALL DEAD,

AND THAT'LL BE A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME AND ALL

THAT ME HAS BECOME.

US.

I KNOW IT'S US, AND THAT'S WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.

YOU KNOW I MEANT TO SAY THAT.

YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN TO SAY.

YOU SAY IT.

YOU SAY IT.

>> NERG OPTIM ZOPT REM.

[COCKS GUN] DOGE BE OCHE.

NOME INYAY.

[MACHINE-GUN FIRE] >> [MUFFLED SPEECH]

[MACHINE-GUN FIRE] >> [MUFFLED SPEECH]

[GUNFIRE STOPS] >> CODO METZING.

>> WHOA, BRO.

PUT THESE ON.

HA HA HA!

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> IT'S ANTI-ANTI-LANGUAGE GAS.

I MADE IT FROM...

[INHALING AND CHUCKLING] PROPANE.

>> WELL, WE NEED TO KILL THAT SHARK.

>> RIGHT NOW, BRO?

[CHUCKLING] IT'S PRETTY GOOD GAS!

>> THEY'RE GONNA FIND A WAY IN.

>> WE'RE SAFE IN HERE.

TOTALLY SAFE.

>> NOT WITH THOSE THINGS OUTSIDE.

AIR VENT.

>> WAIT.

THIS WILL HELP.

>> THEY HATE THAT.

[CHUCKLING] BUT I LOVE IT.

[CHUCKLING] BUT I LOVE IT.

[DRIPPING] >> OH, GO ON.

YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD MEAL IN WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

NOW, THOSE ARE SOME GOOD JUICES, AREN'T THEY?

>> HOW COME WE CAN TALK RIGHT SUDDENLY?

>> THEY MUST BE OUT OF GAS.

LET ME SEE THAT HOOK.

>> MAN, I SURE HAVE MISSED THAT HAND.

>> YOU GOT A HACKSAW OR SOMETHING?

A BIV KNIFE?

>> SOME BITCH TOOK IT OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, RIGHT

AFTER I BUILT THIS SUCKER.

>> I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE DRUNKEN KARATE.

HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?

>> WHAT?

>> WHO YAH!

>> HOLY CRAP!

>> ALL DONE.

[SPLAT] LOOK AT THAT.

IT WORKS.

>> OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW, BOY.

>> NOW GET HER GOING.

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF NO TIME.

>> WAKE UP NOW, BOY.

IT BE A-KILLIN' TIME.

[BEEP] >> WAIT.

[BEEP] >> WAIT.

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪

>> WHAT?

>> OOH. NEVER MIND.

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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