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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] [GUNFIRE]

>> WHOA! HEY THERE!

WHY, THAT IS A MEAN-LOOKING PAIR OF PANTS IF I'VE EVER SEEN

SUCH A THING.

HELL, YEAH!

I'M ON FIRE, SIRE!

[GURGLING] HELL, YEAH!

>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY, I'M DRUNK AS HELL!

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A-RINGIN' A BELL

MY FOOT IS TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING

I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOIN'

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

>> JET CARS ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG, CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND

SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND-

NEW PHONE ♪ >> WELL, THAT'S NICE.

WHAT IS IT?

FAKE?

>> IT'S A ONE-GAUGE.

>> WHAT THE DAMAGE ON THAT?

>> IT'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD INTO VAPOR WHILE IT DE-MOLECULIZES

YOUR BONES.

THAT'S HOW FAKE IT IS.

>> YEAH, UH, GREAT.

THAT'S--WHAT'S THAT, LIKE AN INDIAN BURN KIND OF THING?

>> MY GRANDFATHER GAVE IT TO ME AFTER THE MEAT WARS.

HE WAS IN THEM.

>> WELL, THEN, YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS A GRUNT AND PROBABLY MADE

ZILCH.

I PITY HIS FAMILY.

I'VE CEASED TO CARE.

>> HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO.

THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT.

>> I MOVED SOUTH.

MOMMY TOLD THEM I HAD CLUB FOOT.

>> YEAH.

PUSSES SAY WHAT PUSSES SAY FOR PUSSES' SAKE.

>> SAY WHAT YOU WILL, MONEY GETS YOU EVERYTHING, INCLUDING

HAPPINESS, BUT ESPECIALLY FRIENDS.

>> THE ONE WHO TALKS THE MOST SAYS THE LEAST, ESPECIALLY THE

ONE NEXT TO ME.

>> WHERE ARE WE NOW?

THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING?

THE BIBLE NEVER MADE MONEY.

IT'S POOR.

IT'S FULL OF POOR PEOPLE.

>> LOAD ME.

>> DO YOU SHOOT YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT GUN?

>> KA-KOW.

>> YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD QUIT.

>> I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T QUIT.

>> WHY NOT?

>> JUST BECAUSE IF I QUIT, THEY'LL KILL ME, AND THEN

THEY'LL COME AND KILL YOU.

>> LOOK, THE CAR IS PACKED.

LET'S LEAVE HERE TONIGHT.

LET'S LEAVE BEFORE THEY COME BACK.

>> BUT THEY'VE ALREADY SENT THE TIE, AND I'VE PUT IT TO MY

FLESH.

>> WE CAN BE MILES FROM HERE WITHIN THE HOUR.

>> OK, YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET ME GO GET MY SKATES.

>> I TOLD YOU I SMELLED FUEL.

I'M BIG INTO OIL.

I OWN LOTS OF IT, AND I KNOW WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE.

IT'S RICH-SMELLING.

THE SMELL ITSELF SPAWNS PROPERTY AND MANSIONS.

>> I'M GONNA BLOW HIM AWAY, ALL THE WAY AWAY.

>> IF YOU CAN FIND HIM.

BARELY FIND YOUR ASS TO CLEAN IT.

DO IT.

BE SOMEBODY.

BE SOMEBODY FOR THE GREAT RED ONE.

>> A, B, C, D, E.

>> WHAT THE GA?

>> I THINK THEY'VE LOST IT-- THEIR PROGRAM, THAT IS.

THEY'RE ALL GOING OUT OF THEIR MINDS.

>> MAKE THAT NOT HAPPEN.

>> I'M TIRED OF DOING STUFF FOR YOU.

AM I GETTING PAID?

[GUNSHOT] IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS

WAY.

>> THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND-- "HAND" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD

HERE.

>> FINGER DO, FINGER WON'T, FINGER WILL, FINGER DON'T.

>> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, THAT BACKWARD SLOW TALK?

>> IT MEANS YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM.

>> WELL, I GOT THE BUG ON IT, SO SHUT UP AND RELOAD ME.

>> [BEEPING] >> [SCREECHING]

>> OH, IT'S JUST A BUG.

EVERYBODY GO BACK TO SLEEP.

WE NEED TO REST FOR ONE MORE DAY.

>> WE'LL NEED MORE MEAT TO SLEEP.

>> THAT'S WHY I MADE THESE.

>> AH, WE KNEW YOU WERE SMART.

>> DO WEIRD DREAMS FROM THE MEAT--IS THAT HAPPENING TO YOU

GUYS?

>> DREAMS?

SHUT THEM OUT.

>> THAT'S WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT THEM.

I CAN'T.

I CAN'T.

YOU TRY, LITTLE GUY.

YOU TRY THE HARDEST.

>> ♪ WHERE DOES THE FIRE TRUCK GO?

>> GO? GO?

>> WHERE DOES THE FIRE TRUCK GO?

GO? GO?

AND WHEN DOES THE HAND KNOW?

KNOW, KNOW?

AND WHEN DOES THE HAND KNOW?

KNOW, KNOW? ♪ >> THIS IS THE BEST-SMELLING

FLOWER THAT I HAVE EVER SMELLED.

THIS IS ALSO THE BEST-SMELLING FLOWER THAT I HAVE EVER PICKED.

>> EAT THE FLOWER.

>> WOMEN DON'T EAT FLOWERS.

>> EAT IT FOR HIM.

>> THERE IS NO HIM.

>> THERE'S ABOUT TO BE.

>> EAT IT.

STRAIGHT As ON THIS ONE.

HMM. TOO LATE FOR YOU.

I'VE GOT THIS ONE.

WHAT IS IT, FIRE?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FIRE.

WOW.

DON'T DO FIRE.

>> WELL, NOW, ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS WAIT, BOY.

HAND'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

HE'S MY HOMING HAND.

>> [MAKING BEEPING NOISES] [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]

I'M INSIDE AN ELEVATOR.

HA HA HA!

BUTTONS!

HA HA HA!

BUTTONS!

AAH!

OH, WHAT A SUCK SONG.

SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

EXCELLENT!

[GLASS BREAKS] >> WHAT KIND--HA!

WHO DRANK ALL THIS LIQUOR?

ME.

HA HA HA!

STUPID QUESTION. ME.

SORRY, BRO.

>> DAMN, CUZ!

IS THAT YOUR JIBBLIN' OF A HELLO?

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DON'T NEED THAT, MAN.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALIEN.

>> DAMN, MUG.

COOL THAT SMOKE WAGON BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SO FAR,

YOU'LL BE KISSING THAT BELL TILL CHRISTMAS!

>> CHRISTMAS!

OH, MAN, CHRISTMAS IS COOL.

>> WELL, GET A TINSEL OF THIS, MAN.

I SHOT THIS ON THE STREET 10 MINUTES AGO WITH MY NEW CAMERA,

MAN.

CHECK IT OUT.

IT'S GOT ZOOM, UN-ZOOM, DE-ZOOM, YOUR MAMA ZOOM, ZOOM

ZOOM IN THE BOOM-BOOM, GRANDMA MA ZOOM.

WE GOT IT ALL, MAN.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> IT MEANS MY ALBUM DONE COME OUT, AND I NEED TO GO RECORD

FOR IT.

>> IT MEANS THAT THE CODE IS UNSTABLE, AND IT'S CLONING

ITSELF IN A BAD WAY.

THAT'S NEVER GOOD.

>> WHAT'S THAT JIMBO-KANIMBO MEAN, MAN?

>> WHAT'S THE JIMBO-KANIMBO?

GOLDEN JOE.

HA HA HA!

NEVER...STOP...DRINKING.

AH!

IT'S ALMOST OVER.

>> LIQUOR.

HEY, GET UP.

HEY, GET UP.

LISTEN, SOMEONE'S HERE.

>> I HEAR IT.

MY EARS TOLD ME.

MY BRAIN LISTENS TO MY EARS.

>> SHH! LISTEN.

>> [SCREECH] >> OH! OH!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAN.

HOW AM I GONNA MAKE THE RECORDS?

HOW AM I GONNA MAKE THE RECORDS?

OH, NO!

>> IT'S GETTING CLOSER.

>> [SQUEAKING] >> ALL WEAPONS COCK!

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

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