Original subtitles

AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE

RINGING A BELL MY FOOT IS TO THE FLOOR AND THE

WHISKEY IS FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT, I GOT TO GET

GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT

LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING

ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES

AND A BRAND-NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> THERE'S ENOUGH GUNS DOWN

HERE TO TAKE OUT A TOWN ABOUT-- WELL, ABOUT THIS SIZE.

>> [SQUEAKING] >> RADIO. CLOCK RADIO.

>> [SQUEAKING] >> RADIO. CLOCK RADIO.

>> [SQUEAKING] >> AND A MAP.

A MAP RADIO WITH A CLOCK.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> [SQUEAKING] >> HE'S MY HOUND DOG.

GOT A SENSE OF RADAR AND [INDISTINCT]

>> [SQUEAKING] >> THE MUSIC KNOWS WE'RE DOWN

HERE.

GRAB EVERY GUN.

>> [SQUEAKING] [ENGINE SPUTTERS]

>> [SQUEAKING] [ENGINE SPUTTERS]

>> COME ON, BABY.

COME ON, BABY.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] YEAH.

COME ON, BABY.

CRANK IT UP.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] NOW, COME ON, BABY.

WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING IT?

>> I THINK THIS PIECE OVERHEATED.

>> I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT UP.

>> KEEP TRYING.

MAYBE YOU'LL GET IT THIS TIME.

>> COME ON, SWEETHEART.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] >> OH, LOOK, IT DIDN'T START

AGAIN.

>> COME ON, BABY.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] >> YOUR CAR SUCKS.

MAYBE IF I THROW MONEY AT IT, IT'LL START.

>> YEAH, UH, ARE YOU A MECHANIC?

BECAUSE I'M NOT.

BUT STILL, SHUT UP.

>> I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM YOUR POOR ASS.

>> I'M TRYING TO START THE CAR.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] [DOOR OPENS]

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> TO BUY A HARMONICA.

A VERY RICH HARMONICA.

>> OH, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE.

NOT COOL.

>> I JUST FEEL EVER SO INCLINED TO BUY A HARMONICA...

MADE OF GOLD, ENCRUSTED IN DIAMONDS, THEN

DIPPED IN GOLD, AND ROLLED AROUND IN MORE DIAMONDS.

IT'S DEADLY TO VAMPIRES, YOU KNOW.

OR IS IT WEREWOLVES?

I FORGET WHICH.

>> YOU ARE NOT HELPING THE SITUATION.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] ALL RIGHT. OK. THIS IS THE ONE.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] ALL RIGHT. OK. THIS IS THE ONE.

THIS IS THE ONE.

50th TIME'S A CHARM.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] WOULD YOU PLEASE START, CAR?

>> LOOK AT ALL THOSE HARMONICAS.

HMM. HMM.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] >> COME ON. I KNOW YOU WANT TO.

START FOR ME.

I'M TOUCHING YOUR LITTLE BUTTON.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] >> I EQUATE HARMONICAS WITH THE

BLUES, AND THE BLUES TO THE POOR.

BUT I STILL WANT ONE.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] I HAD NO IDEA THERE WOULD BE

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] I HAD NO IDEA THERE WOULD BE

THIS MANY HARMONICAS.

>> COME ON. COME ON.

I KNOW YOU WANT TO.

FOR THE LOVE OF ME, TURN ON.

ALL RIGHT, NOW--OK.

NOW WE'RE CLOSE.

I CAN FEEL THAT.

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS THE ONE.

YOU BARELY PIECE OF SUCK-ASS CAR.

>> I COULD AFFORD TO BUY ALL THESE, BUT I JUST WANT ONE.

THE BEST ONE.

THE BEST ONE.

>> PLEASE START.

YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF ME.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M HEARING.

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY A HARMONICA.

BUT I WANT ONE.

BUT I WANT ONE.

[THUNDER] >> OK, I'M JUST GONNA BARELY

[THUNDER] >> OK, I'M JUST GONNA BARELY

TOUCH THE KEY.

NO, NO, NOT YET.

NOW WE'LL JUST EASE INTO IT, TO LIGHTLY RUBBING THE KEY WITH MY

FIN.

I'M JUST GONNA BARELY TOUCH THE KEY.

YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M DOING IT.

JUST LIGHTLY CARESSING THE KEY-- AND START.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING] COME ON, WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING

IT?

COME ON. COME ON.

PERFECT.

THAT'S GREAT.

>> OH, LOOK. I'M BACK.

>> DID YOU BUY A HARMONICA?

>> DID YOU GET THE CAR STARTED?

>> DID YOU GET YOUR HARMONICA STARTED?

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪

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