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The old-fashioned barbershop...
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...is, unfortunately, becoming a thing
of the past. What went wrong?
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First of all, he needs a $20,000 chair
to make a three dollar tip.
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l say, cut back on the chair,
update the magazines.
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Why do barbers always display
that license?
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There's no laws in haircutting...
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...except show every customer
the back of their head.
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l don't wanna see the back.
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Why see something that l'm never
gonna see at any other time?
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When l buy pants...
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...two salesmen don't lift me up and
go, ''How do you like the crotch?''
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lf l wanted to see everything,
l would've been a fly.
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Well, George, we here at Sanalac...
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...like to think of ourselves
as fairly progressive.
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We have a small but prestigious
group of clients.
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A lot of people consider me
small and prestigious.
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That's funny, George.
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-You're very quick.
-Oh, well.
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l feel like l don't....
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l don't have to explain
every little thing to you.
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You understand everything
immediately.
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l enjoy understanding.
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l want you to have this job.
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-Of course--
-Stu Zimmer's on line two.
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Great. Thanks.
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l've gotta take this call. Listen...
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...l'm really glad that you came in.
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''l want you to have this job.
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Of course....''
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-Yeah?
-That's it.
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-What do you mean?
-What?
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He never finished. He got a call.
That was the end.
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-''Of course'' was the last thing?
-Maybe he was gonna say:
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''Of course, l have to check
with my associates.''
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''l want you to have this job.
Of course, the board of directors...
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...is under indictment
and will be serving time.''
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''l want you to have this job.
Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite.''
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All right. All right.
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Why don't you just call him.
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He made a big deal about how
l understand everything immediately.
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That's what impressed him.
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So if you call to ask if you have
the job, you might lose it.
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-lf l don't call....
-You have it, but you'll never know it.
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-What kind of company?
-Rest stop supply.
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Oh, good for you.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Hey.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Shower?
-Haircut. l'm very happy with this.
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-Who'd you use? Gino?
-Of course.
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-Wouldn't let that butcher cut my hair.
-What butcher?
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The uncle. Enzo.
That's the guy Jerry uses.
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l've been going to him for 1 2 years.
l can't switch. l'd hurt his feelings.
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-You never get good haircuts.
-You can get a good one today.
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lt's Enzo's day off.
Gino's there all by himself.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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You should go get one, to look good
for my bachelor auction.
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What bachelor auction?
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This thing where they auction
off dates with bachelors for charity.
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And you didn't ask me?
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l could raise enough money
to cure polio.
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They've had a cure for polio
for quite some time.
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Polio?
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Will you go ahead?
You need a haircut.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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-What are you all dressed up for?
-Job interview.
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-Yeah? How'd it go?
-Good.
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Of course....
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-Oh, Jerry!
-Hi, Enzo.
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-You come for the haircut?
-No.
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-Actually, l was--
-lt's my day off.
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But l take care of you
because you my favorite customer.
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You been with me for so long.
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You so loyal.
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Well....
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-lf it's your day off--
-What's the difference?
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-lt takes 1 0 minutes.
-Well, it's....
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Jerry, today l'm gonna do
something special for you.
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-l don't wanna take too much off.
-Hey, who's your barber, huh?
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You tell the joke. l cut the hair.
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Gino, you've outdone yourself
this time.
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This is the best haircut
l've ever had.
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-He massacred you!
-l know.
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You look like you're 5 years old.
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What if l shampoo?
Sometimes a shampoo helps.
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You gotta start seeing
somebody else.
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Get out of this relationship.
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l can't. He loves me.
He says l'm his most loyal customer.
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Plus, he's on the corner. l'd have
to pass him every day when l go by.
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-Well, you gotta do it.
-l can't, l can't. l'd break his heart.
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No way my Gino did that.
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-lt's an Enzo.
-You told me he wouldn't be there.
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-So what?
-So l didn't wanna hurt his feelings.
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You can't continue seeing him.
You're destroying yourself.
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l'm not gonna let you.
Now, if you don't call him, l will.
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No, no, Kramer, you can't do that.
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l'll call Gino. You'll see him.
We're gonna get that haircut fixed.
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-l don't want you to call him.
-All right.
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You're crazy.
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So l still haven't heard
about that job.
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That's a tough one.
What are you gonna do about that?
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Well, l have an idea.
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-Yeah?
-l show up.
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-What do you mean, you show up?
-l show up.
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l pretend l have the job.
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The guy's on vacation.
lf l have the job, it's fine.
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lf l don't, by the time he comes back,
l'm ensconced.
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-Not bad.
-What's the worst that could happen?
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You'd be embarrassed and humiliated
in front of a large group of people...
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...and have to walk out in shame
with your tail between your legs.
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Yeah. So?
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Yeah. l see what you mean.
l forgot who l was dealing with.
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Good morning. Morning.
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Good morning.
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Morning. Hi. Nice to see you.
How are you?
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Good morning.
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-How can l help you?
-The name's George Costanza.
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l'm starting work here today.
l was wondering if you could...
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-...tell me where my office is?
-l wasn't aware that--
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Mike. This is George Costanza.
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He's starting here today.
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Welcome aboard.
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Thanks, Mike. Nice to be aboard.
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l didn't know Mr. Tuttle
was finished interviewing.
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Oh, he was probably just
getting anxious to start his vacation.
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-He wants to know where his office is.
-Oh, well....
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Let's see. We've got two.
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There's the big one down the hall
and the small one here.
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-l should ask Jack.
-Oh, leave Jack alone.
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Jack's got enough problems.
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-l'll just take the small office.
-Really?
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Yes. l like to feel cozy.
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l have a small apartment.
l like to feel tucked in, nestled in.
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Love to be nestled.
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All right. lt's 808, right down there.
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Meanwhile, l'll get you the Pensky file.
You can start working on that.
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Yes, of course. The Pensky file.
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Can't wait to sink my teeth into that.
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Wow, that Pensky.
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Well, we'll straighten him out.
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What do you do there all day?
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They gave me the Pensky file.
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-So it's a nice place to work?
-You know, l'm enjoying it very much.
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l think my coworkers
are really taking to me.
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We're like a family.
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In fact, yesterdaywas Grace's birthday.
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She's such a sweet woman.
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We had a little partywith cake and champagne.
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I made a toast.
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What about your boss,
the guy who interviewed you?
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He'll be back on Monday.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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How come you're wearing a hat?
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l got a haircut.
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Oh, yeah? Can l see it?
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There's nothing to see.
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-Come on. Let me see it.
-Forget it.
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Come on.
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All right.
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Very good. Thank you.
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l'm sorry.
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l'm sorry.
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You can forget about me going
to that bachelor auction.
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What? No, Jerry. You have to go.
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You know, Elaine, l'd do it,
but l'm working that day.
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Yeah. Too bad.
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This is the worst haircut
Jerry's ever had. You gotta fix it.
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Sure.
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l fix. But you gotta make sure
you no tell anybody.
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He's a little crazy.
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l don't know what he do
if he find out l touch Jerry's hair.
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So, l love that
Edward Scissorhands.
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That's the best movie l ever see.
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Again with the
Edward Scissorhands.
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How can you have a hand
like a scissor?
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Show me one person who's got
a hand like a scissor.
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Hey, it's a beautiful dream.
l love to be this man.
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Did you ever think about what
you're going to do on the toilet?
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What are you going to do
on the toilet?!
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l'd like to have shoehorn hands.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Hey.
-Okay, now listen to me.
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l talked to Gino. He'll fix the haircut.
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Great. Then you can go
to the bachelor auction.
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-Yeah, but--
-No buts.
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His apartment tonight, 8:00.
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-Can he fix it?
-l don't know.
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Boy, you got a beautiful head of hair.
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Well, thank you.
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l bet Uncle Enzo,
he tell you that all the time.
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Actually, Enzo hasn't said that
to me in a while.
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l don't think Uncle Enzo realize
what a lucky barber he is.
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That's nice of you to say.
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Just a second.
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-Yes?
-It's your Uncle Enzo.
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lt's Uncle Enzo! Quick.
Go in there. l'll clean up.
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Come on up.
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Uncle Enzo,
what are you doing here?
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-l come to apologize.
-Apologize?
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l rented the movie
Edward Scissorhands.
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That Johnny Depp, he make me cry.
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He make me cry too.
You want something to drink?
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Hey! What's all this?
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Nothing. lt's just hair.
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-You do haircut in the apartment?
-No.
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Pizza man was here.
Maybe some fall off.
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He's going bald.
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lt looks very familiar.
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ln the one minute he worked on me,
l could tell he was good.
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Yeah. Slow, gentle, attentive.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Didn't l tell you?
-But Enzo picked up one of my hairs.
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-Yeah? So?
-l think he knew.
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-No, he doesn't know.
-He knows my hair.
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You're imagining things.
He doesn't know a thing.
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-Come on. Pull yourself together.
-Okay, okay.
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What happened?
lt looks the same.
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He didn't get to finish. His uncle
came in. We almost got caught!
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Jerry, the auction is in a few hours.
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-Take the K-Man.
-Yeah.
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You can still go.
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What, are you kidding?
Look at him. He's grotesque.
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-Do you think?
-Do l think? He's repugnant.
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-What would you wear?
-Whatever it takes.
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See, Newman is a good customer.
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Once l find a barber, l stick with him.
l almost went to barber school.
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l always felt l had a talent for it.
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Not everybody like Newman,
so loyal.
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Yeah, just the way that l was raised.
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l'm special.
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You know, l don't mind
if somebody's funny...
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...but l no like the funny business.
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l'm gonna go out for a little bit.
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-l'll be right back.
-Take your time.
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You happy with the haircut?
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lt's okay. A little crooked.
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How you like to have a free haircut
for six months?
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-What's the catch?
-You get me a sample of Jerry's hair.
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00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,999
That job sounds like
it might be worth...
241
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:04,108
...a year's free haircuts.
And a comb.
242
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,351
Mr. Costanza,Mr. Pensky's here to see you.
243
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,083
Mr. Pensky?
244
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,591
Of the Pensky file?
245
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,558
Costanza?
246
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,129
Arthur Pensky.
247
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,129
Mr. Pensky.
248
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,803
l-- l was just working on your file.
249
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,199
l was...
250
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,034
...transferring the contents
of the file into this...
251
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,699
...flexible, accordion-style folder to--
252
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,108
-Where's Tuttle?
-He's on vacation.
253
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:45,114
He was on vacation the last time
l dropped by. Give me my file.
254
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,346
Looks like you put
a lot of work into this.
255
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:55,118
Well, in college they used to call me
''the little bulldog.''
256
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,695
Yeah, you are Pensky material.
257
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:02,459
Would you ever consider
coming to work directly for me?
258
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,967
-Really?
-You are aware--
259
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,832
-Mr. Costanza?
-Not now, Clarisse.
260
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,464
I thought Mr. Pensky should knowthey're towing his car.
261
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,110
Damn this city!
262
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,803
l am aware...? l am aware...?
263
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,475
He knows. He knows about us.
264
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,243
-How do you know?
-Because l know.
265
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:25,152
He's crazy. All morning, he looking
at the hair. He staring at the hair.
266
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,917
-Who is it?
-lt's Newman!
267
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,756
He was in the shop with Enzo.
He can't see me here.
268
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,458
Go in the bedroom. Open the window.
You can go out the fire escape.
269
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:42,000
-What do you want?
-Could l use your bathroom?
270
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,942
What's wrong with yours?
271
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,101
-My toilet's clogged.
-You can't unclog it?
272
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:48,810
-Did you ask Kramer?
-He's out.
273
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,608
-Number one?
-Yes, yes.
274
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,511
-May l go?
-Go ahead.
275
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,585
-l gotta go very badly.
-Flush twice.
276
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,482
Thank you!
277
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,153
No.
278
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,989
Jackpot.
279
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,964
I don't believe this.
280
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,861
There's no hair in this thing.
281
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:13,471
I've never seen a person that didn'thave at least one hair in a brush.
282
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,069
Unbelievable.
283
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,868
Nothing.
284
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,453
-All right?
-Yeah, yeah.
285
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,817
-l'll see you later.
-What are you doing?
286
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,721
l'm watching Edward Scissorhands.
287
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,653
Could l watch a little?
lt's my favorite movie.
288
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,093
Yeah, all right.
289
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,638
-You want something to drink?
-No, no.
290
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,441
lf you wanna watch, sit down.
You're making me nervous.
291
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,723
l tell you, this Scissorhands
is a hell of a barber.
292
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,826
Gotta go.
293
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,756
Oh, l dropped a nickel.
294
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,225
Yeah.
295
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,334
See you, Jerry.
296
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,447
Did you get it?
297
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:40,257
Oh, you done good, Newman.
298
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,417
lt was a cinch.
299
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:43,652
Where you going?
300
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,202
Nine hundred!
Do l hear 1 000?
301
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:02,609
Ladies, he is a Harvard graduate.
302
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,978
-A thousand.
-A thousand. Okay, a thousand once.
303
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,482
A thousand twice.
304
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,746
A thousand three times.
Sold...
305
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,720
...to the lucky lady in the third row.
306
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:15,758
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
307
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,828
Okay, our next bachelor is number...
308
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,865
...1 2 4 on your program.
309
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,525
He....
310
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,932
He is....
311
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,972
He's a high school graduate.
312
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,076
Equi....
313
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,370
Equivalency.
314
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,277
A high school equivalency
program graduate.
315
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,683
He's...
316
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,083
...self-employed.
317
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,688
He's...
318
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:49,487
...l don't know, 6'3'', 1 90 pounds.
319
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,359
He likes...
320
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,865
...fruit.
321
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,201
And he just got a haircut.
322
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:01,433
Kramer!
323
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,130
Kramer!
324
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,271
Okay, why don't we start
the bidding.
325
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,146
Do l hear 5 bucks?
326
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:16,515
l don't get this Scissorhands. ls he
a superhero? Like Green Lantern?
327
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,019
What's with this guy?
328
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,923
l'm just asking.
329
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,862
-Who is it?
-Enzo Manganero!
330
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,999
Oh, my God!
331
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,396
One second!
Go. Go in the bedroom.
332
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,437
lt was you that was at Gino's
apartment the other night!
333
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,310
-No, l wasn't there.
-Don't lie!
334
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,883
l know it was you!
335
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,543
l get a sample of your hair.
l match them up.
336
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,279
Sample?
337
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,185
Newman.
338
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,790
l was there, but l was just
dropping off a book.
339
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,191
Don't, Jerry.
340
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,594
So, it's true!
341
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,598
Yes.
342
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,600
ls true.
343
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,073
l'm gonna kill the both of you!
344
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,916
Mr. Tuttle! You're back.
345
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,992
George.
346
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,219
l'm surprised to find you here.
347
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:34,221
-You are?
-l thought you'd take the larger office.
348
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,896
Really?
349
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,231
l guess l didn't make it clear
when l hired you.
350
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,965
So where's that Pensky file?
351
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,511
Let's see what you've been
up to all week.
352
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,906
Here it is.
353
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,911
What have you been
doing all week?
354
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,318
You missed a lovely party for Grace.
355
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,481
You haven't done anything with this.
356
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:04,195
Well, bear in mind,
l am in the smaller office.
357
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,827
l'm beginning to wonder
if you understand anything.
358
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,664
You are aware that Pensky
is interested in me.
359
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,201
You're not Pensky material.
360
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:20,776
Really? Well, we'll just
see about that.
361
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,347
Ta-ta, Tuttle.
362
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,700
Jerry.
363
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,924
George, l'm sorry l gave you
the wrong impression.
364
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,924
What l was gonna say was:
365
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:15,499
Now, you are aware that our
board of directors has been indicted...
366
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,066
...myself included.
367
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,869
We're prohibited from doing business
until the investigation is completed.
368
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,872
So obviously...
369
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,874
...we would have no use for you.
370
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,044
Obviously.
371
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:34,284
-Yes?
-Mr. Costanza's car is being towed.
372
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:45,491
So when are you gonna
be able to go out?
373
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,164
Not for a while.
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