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So I'm on the plane. We left late.
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Pilot says, ''We're going to be making
up some time.'' Isn't that interesting?
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They just make up time.
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That's why you have to
reset your watch.
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Of course when they say
they're making up time...
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...obviously, they're increasing
the speed of the aircraft.
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Now my question is,
if you can go faster...
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...why don't you just go
as fast as you can...
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...all the time?
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Come on. There's no cops up here.
Nail it. Give it some gas.
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We're flying.
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Traveling, of course,
is the best education.
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You know, last year...
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...I was ill for 40, 45 countries...
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...and I would've gone to more,
but I'd just got a puppy.
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And he was too young
to take with me.
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But not now.
I won't travel without him.
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-Is he on the plane now?
-Oh, yes.
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Yes, he's in
the baggage compartment.
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I don't know why they won't
let him sit up here with me.
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He's a lot better behaved
than most of the dregs...
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...you find onboard here.
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You have any pets?
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Just my next-door neighbor.
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Well...
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...you are missing out
on a relationship...
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...that could enrich your life in ways
that you never even thought possible.
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How about picking up their--?
You know.
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You find that enriching?
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-What's the matter?
-Oh, I'm feeling a bit...
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...queasy.
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Sir, we're gonna make
an emergency landing in Chicago...
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...and get you to a hospital.
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My dog.
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What about my dog?
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You have a dog?
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Do you know anyone
on the plane, Mr. Palone?
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Jerry.
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How you feeling?
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Would you take care of Farfel?
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Farfel?
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It's his dog. We're landing in
Chicago to get him to a hospital.
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-Could you take his dog to New York?
-The dog?
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-The dog?
-I'm sure it's only for a day or two.
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But, you know--
What if, you know...?
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Give me your address
and phone number. I'll call you.
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The dog?
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Let go, Farfel.
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Let go. Give me that.
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Give me that sneaker,
you stupid idiot.
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Shut up!
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So, what would you do?
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It's only been three days.
I'm sure he's gonna call.
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Stop it! Shut up!
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Do you believe this?
Do you believe what I'm dealing with?
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I got a wild animal in the house.
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He'd deranged. Maybe he's got
rabies. I can get lockjaw.
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-lf only.
-Look at this place.
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He's going everywhere.
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I can't go out of the house at night.
I haven't performed in three days.
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This will be my first night out
since I got back.
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Hey, when you walk him, do you...?
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Do I what?
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Do you pick it up?
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Yes, I pick it up.
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-You pick it up?
-Well, you have to.
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Oh, boy, would I love to see that.
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Shut up!
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Shut up, Farfel! Stop it!
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I don't know what to do.
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What if I take it to the pound,
then the guy shows up?
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You should call the airline.
They might know where he is.
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No, I tried. They don't know anything.
You gotta put the syrup in first.
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-No, milk.
-I'm telling you. The guy's a drunk.
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He's probably on a bender.
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What is a bender anyhow?
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I don't know. They drink and they
bend things at the bar. I don't know.
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I can't believe he hasn't called.
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Two hundred seats on a plane...
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...I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack
and his dog Cujo.
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Shut up!
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One more day,
and you are pound-bound!
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Hey, I'm sorry. I can't
watch the dog tonight.
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-Why?
-We're going to the movies.
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We're gonna see
Prognosis Negative.
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I can't. I gotta get this Ellen
out of my life.
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-You're breaking up?
-Oh, yeah.
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The sooner the better.
I can't wait to do it.
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You know some people
you worry about whether or not...
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...you're gonna hurt their feelings?
With her, I'm looking forward to it.
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Boy, I'd like to get it on video.
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Watch it in slow motion
and freeze-frame it.
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Kramer, I don't know how you
lasted as long as you did.
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You didn't like her?
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lf you could see her personality...
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...it'd be like one of the
Elephant Man exhibits...
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...where they pull off the sheet
and everyone gasps.
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I can't believe someone
hasn't killed her yet.
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How come you never said anything?
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You can't tell someone how you feel
about their girlfriend...
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-...till after they stop--
-I tell you.
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You. I'm talking about people.
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Are we still going
to the movies tonight?
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No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel.
You and George can go without me.
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-Just me and George?
-Sure.
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But we need you.
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What do you need me for?
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Because.
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-Yeah?
-Prognosis Negative.
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Because I relate to George
through you.
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We're more like...
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...friends-in-law. Besides, we said
we'd see Prognosis Negative together.
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Can't you put some newspapers
down or something?
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No, I can't trust him. He gets insane.
I won't enjoy myself.
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That's right, Farfel,
I'm talking about you!
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Just me and George alone?
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Let's go, people. Let's go.
It's Prognosis Negative time.
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I can't go.
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-You can't go? Why not?
-Because I have to watch idiot Farfel.
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-I thought Kramer was watching him.
-He's breaking up with his girlfriend.
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What's the problem?
Just put newspaper down.
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No, I don't want that smell
in the house.
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-You spritz a little Lysol on it--
-No.
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It's like BO and cologne.
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They combine forces into some kind
of strange mutant funk.
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So we're not going?
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Nah. You two go.
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You still wanna go?
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Do you?
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lf you want.
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-It's-- It's up to you.
-Go ahead.
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Well, I really wanted to see
Prognosis Negative with Jerry.
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You wanna see Ponce de Leon?
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Ponce de Leon?
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Okay.
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-You sure you don't wanna go?
-I want to, but I can't.
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Oh! I tell you what.
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How about if I come back here first
and I clean everything up?
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And I open up the windows,
and if you're still not satisfied...
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-...we switch apartments for the night.
-No.
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-What about this--?
-Forget it.
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Go ahead. You'll have a good time.
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-I know. It's not that.
-I just want you to go.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'm telling you, one more day,
stink breath!
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On my block, a lot of people
walk their dogs...
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...and I always see them walking
along with their little poop bags...
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...which to me is just
the lowest function of human life.
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lf aliens are watching this
through telescopes...
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...they're gonna think the dogs
are the leaders.
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lf you see two life forms,
one of them is making a poop...
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...the other one's carrying it for him....
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Who would you assume
is in charge?
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So how long did you live there?
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About three years.
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That's pretty long.
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-It's not that long, really.
-Yeah.
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-Do you--?
-So--
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-And then you came here.
-Yeah.
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So I've been here about six years.
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'86, '87, '88, '89, '90...
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...'91 .
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Yep.
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Bad dog.
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Bad dog!
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You go outside!
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Outside!
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What do you want from me? Tell me.
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Money? You want money?
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I'll give you money. How much?
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I must have been out of my mind.
Look at you.
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Why don't you do something
with your life?
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You sit around here all day.
You contribute nothing to society!
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You're just taking up space!
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I mean, how can I be
with someone like you?
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Wouldn't respect myself.
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I like herbal tea.
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Chamomile's good.
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Lemon Lift.
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Almond Pleasure.
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Jerry likes Morning Thunder.
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-Jerry drinks Morning Thunder?
-Yeah.
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Morning Thunder has caffeine in it.
Jerry doesn't drink caffeine.
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Jerry doesn't know
Morning Thunder has caffeine in it.
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-You don't tell him?
-No.
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And you should see him.
Man, he gets all hyper.
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He doesn't even know why.
He loves it.
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He walks around going,
''God, I feel great!''
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-You don't tell him?
-No.
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-That is so funny.
-I know.
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Have you ever seen him throw up?
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Please!
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Please!
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I take it all back!
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Everything. I take it all back!
Every word!
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I love you!
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I love you!
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I can't live without you!
I'll do anything!
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That's right. Gavin Palone.
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What? You're sure?
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He was released on Monday?
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Last Monday?
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Did he leave a phone number
or address?
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Unbelievable.
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Well, thank you. Thanks.
Thanks very much.
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That's it, Farfel. Party's over.
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Start packing up your little squeeze
toys, buddy boy. You're checking out.
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It was weird because George
and I get along so great...
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...in so many situations...
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...but this was the first time
we went one-on-one.
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One-on-one's a whole
different game. Can't pass off.
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The only time it wasn't uncomfortable
was when we were making fun of you.
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Hello. Boy George, about time.
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Beautiful. How soon?
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Okay, here's the plan:
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We take the dog to the pound,
we go right to the movies.
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Right. You, me and Elaine.
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Yes, all three of us.
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I am going.
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Okay, see you in five minutes.
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-What?
-Do you have to?
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What am I supposed to do?
I don't want to do it.
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I like dogs.
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I'm not sure this is a dog.
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You know the guy might have
just lost your number.
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I'm in the book,
and I have a machine.
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Jerry, do you know what they do
to dogs at the pound?
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They keep them there for a week.
lf nobody claims them, they kill them.
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Really?
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How late are they open?
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-What?
-What is it?
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I went back with Ellen.
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-That's great.
-Great.
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-Terrific.
-Yeah.
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I really think you guys
are good together.
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Yes. She understands you,
and she is not demanding.
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Do you think that I forgot
what you two said about her?
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-We're just trying to be supportive.
-Yes.
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-We knew you were upset--
-From now on...
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...when we pass each other,
I don't know you, you don't know me.
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Oh, Kramer. We didn't mean it.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm getting my pot.
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-Kramer, we like her.
-Kramer....
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What did we say that was so bad?
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I believe I referred to her personality
as a potential science exhibit.
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00:12:52,134 --> 00:12:54,752
I said, ''How come
no one's killed her?''
247
00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,017
-Well.
-Well.
248
00:12:58,182 --> 00:12:59,906
Probably shouldn't have
said anything.
249
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,655
I mean, everybody knows
the first breakup never takes.
250
00:13:05,126 --> 00:13:08,737
-Yeah?
-Prognosis Negative.
251
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:15,678
Great. Okay, Farfel,
put your shoes on.
252
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:19,040
Jerry, can't you just give it
one more day?
253
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:21,726
-It's not his fault.
-It's not my dog.
254
00:13:21,893 --> 00:13:23,747
I don't know where
this booze hound is.
255
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:26,978
All right, I tell you what.
256
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,562
How about if you and George
go to the movies...
257
00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:31,259
...and I stay here
and watch the dog?
258
00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:33,917
I can't let you do that.
What about Prognosis Negative?
259
00:13:34,085 --> 00:13:35,994
We'll see it Sunday.
260
00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:39,963
Tonight's the night, right?
Prognosis Negative.
261
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,717
I'm not going.
I'm gonna watch the dog.
262
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:44,960
-What does this mean?
-Well...
263
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,347
...we'll go see something else tonight.
We'll see Ponce de Leon.
264
00:13:49,508 --> 00:13:52,410
What is with this dog? I thought
we were taking it to the pound.
265
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:54,205
She talked me into one more day.
266
00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:55,997
Talk. I'm going to the bathroom.
267
00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:58,585
Jerry, how long are you
gonna be in there?
268
00:13:59,587 --> 00:14:02,435
I don't know, regular human time.
269
00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:04,984
Why don't you wait
and go at the movies?
270
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,793
-Why shouldn't I go here?
-Well, you know.
271
00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:12,737
Sometimes it's good to get there
and make sure you get seats...
272
00:14:12,899 --> 00:14:14,328
...and then go to the bathroom.
273
00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:16,637
-And isn't it more fun using the urinal?
-Yeah.
274
00:14:18,978 --> 00:14:21,498
Oh, yeah, George. Urinals are fun.
275
00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:25,208
-Can I go?
-Hey, go.
276
00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:28,062
-Who's stopping you?
-What, are you doing me a favor?
277
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,931
Like we care if you go
to the bathroom.
278
00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:39,641
-How's it going?
-Good.
279
00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:43,770
-You?
-Things are good.
280
00:14:57,633 --> 00:15:00,731
-Boy, he takes such a long time.
-I know.
281
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,992
You know what he does
in there? He gargles.
282
00:15:04,161 --> 00:15:05,983
Jerry gargles?
That why he takes so long?
283
00:15:06,145 --> 00:15:08,152
Yeah, he does it
like six times a day.
284
00:15:08,544 --> 00:15:10,911
-How come we never hear him?
-Because he does it quiet.
285
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:13,941
He does it quiet. Lookit--
Just like this. Watch.
286
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,428
Wait, wait. Did you ever
see him throw up?
287
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,527
We talked about that already.
288
00:15:29,856 --> 00:15:31,863
I have nothing to say
to anybody anymore.
289
00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:34,748
I'm so uninteresting.
290
00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:36,373
I'm think I'm out of conversation.
291
00:15:36,799 --> 00:15:39,036
So why do you call me
six times a day?
292
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,694
All I know about is sports. That's it.
293
00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,994
No matter how depressed,
I can always read sports.
294
00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:46,745
I could read the sports section
if my hair was on fire.
295
00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:50,585
You know what,
Ponce de Leon is sold out.
296
00:15:52,127 --> 00:15:54,428
It is. Oh, yeah, you're right.
What else is playing?
297
00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:56,663
Nothing except Prognosis Negative.
298
00:15:58,047 --> 00:16:00,348
Boy, I know she really wants
to see that with me.
299
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,136
Give me that jacket, mud face.
300
00:16:02,302 --> 00:16:04,090
This is not Seinfeld
you're dealing with.
301
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,222
When I get through with you,
you'll be begging to go to the pound.
302
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:11,067
Shut up.
303
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,244
Shut up!
304
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:15,865
Hello?
305
00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:18,995
No. Who's calling?
306
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:24,604
Oh, my God. The dog guy.
307
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:26,872
Well, where have you been?
308
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:30,068
Yeah? Well, you better pick up
your dog tonight...
309
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,376
...or he has humped his last leg.
310
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,874
I could understand if there was
something else playing...
311
00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,833
...but it's this or nothing.
312
00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:42,903
-I don't know what to do.
-What is this saving movies thing?
313
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,436
-Something's playing, you go.
-I know. I know.
314
00:16:45,597 --> 00:16:46,906
So we're gonna do nothing now?
315
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,693
-This is crazy.
-It is kind of silly.
316
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,249
-Of course it is.
-I mean, it's just a movie--
317
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,071
-Exactly.
-It's not like she's in the movie.
318
00:16:54,236 --> 00:16:55,447
Right.
319
00:16:55,612 --> 00:16:58,099
We're supposed to ruin the night
because she wants to see it?
320
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,959
lf I could have seen it
with her, fine.
321
00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,513
But I can't control these
circumstances and schedules...
322
00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:05,072
-...and people's availabilities.
-She'll still see it.
323
00:17:05,244 --> 00:17:07,993
-You're not stopping her--
-How does sitting next to a person...
324
00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:10,065
...in a movie theater
increase the enjoyment?
325
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,210
You can't talk during a movie.
326
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,702
This is stupid. Come on.
327
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,274
-Let's just go.
-Good.
328
00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:20,409
-Saving movies.
-Ridiculous.
329
00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:23,026
Two for Prognosis Negative.
330
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:28,176
-I'm in big trouble.
-Oh, you're dead.
331
00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:32,979
Bell's Palsy.
332
00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:37,040
The entire side of--
Of my face...
333
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,414
...was paralyzed.
334
00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:41,171
Farfel.
335
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:45,104
You know, I couldn't-- I couldn't--
I couldn't even feed myself.
336
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,542
I was completely incapacitated.
337
00:17:48,057 --> 00:17:49,618
Quiet, Farfel!
338
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:51,029
-Farfel.
-It's interesting...
339
00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:52,688
...because I called the hospital...
340
00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:54,767
...and they said you were
released on Monday.
341
00:17:55,193 --> 00:17:57,582
Yes, that's true...
342
00:17:57,753 --> 00:18:03,055
...but then, see, I was taken
to the Bell's Palsy Center.
343
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:05,744
In-- In Rockville.
344
00:18:05,913 --> 00:18:08,499
Absolutely first--
First-rate facility.
345
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:11,348
Top-- Top-notch physicians.
346
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,222
Hey, come on. Come on.
Get off me.
347
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,694
He won't hurt you. He's just playing.
348
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,479
Now you keep that mutt
away from me.
349
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:21,997
Mutt? I'll wager his parents
are more pure than yours.
350
00:18:23,257 --> 00:18:24,850
Kramer, are you coming?
351
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,700
-Oh, hi, Ellen.
-Get in here.
352
00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:34,743
Listen, it's been a pleasure
taking care of your dog for a week...
353
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,791
...but if you don't mind....
354
00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:40,880
Prediction: You'll be calling me to ask
if you can come and visit him...
355
00:18:41,047 --> 00:18:42,738
...before the month is out.
356
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:47,212
Prediction: I never see you
or him again for the rest of my life.
357
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,448
We made plans.
358
00:18:54,903 --> 00:18:56,691
Why don't we just rent a movie?
359
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:59,538
I thought you wanted to see
Prognosis Negative.
360
00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:04,656
No. It's supposed to be
really bad. Really bad.
361
00:19:04,823 --> 00:19:07,539
I mean, it's long. There's no story.
362
00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:12,045
It's so unbelievably boring--
I heard. l....
363
00:19:13,431 --> 00:19:15,373
Jerry, you promised me we'd go.
364
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:18,608
Well, George told me
the whole story, line for line.
365
00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:22,222
I almost feel like I've seen it already
and walked out on it.
366
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:26,513
Wait. George saw the movie? I saw
him yesterday. He didn't mention it.
367
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:28,818
You and George got together?
368
00:19:28,982 --> 00:19:32,397
Yeah. I wanted to talk about how
we had nothing to talk about.
369
00:19:34,229 --> 00:19:35,440
Hello.
370
00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:36,882
Hi, hi, hi.
371
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,255
372
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:39,915
Well, you were right.
373
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:41,994
-About what?
-Ellen.
374
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,718
We broke up again.
375
00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:47,338
Too bad.
376
00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:50,127
I thought she was the one.
377
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,483
I'll bring back the pot.
378
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,046
Okay, come on. It's movie time.
379
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:58,317
-Hey, what are you gonna see?
-Prognosis Negative.
380
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,175
-That's supposed to be great.
-It's not.
381
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:03,275
-Well, how do you know?
-I have an instinct for these things.
382
00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:06,892
I had a parakeet when I was a kid.
That was the only pet I really enjoyed.
383
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,813
We used to let him out of his cage...
384
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,435
...and he would fly around.
And my mother had built--
385
00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:14,800
One entire wall of our living room
was mirrored...
386
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,971
...she felt this gives you
a feeling of space.
387
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,311
Have you ever heard this
interior-design principle?
388
00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,711
The mirror makes it seem like
you have another room.
389
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,282
Who walks up
to a mirror and goes:
390
00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:26,378
''Hey, look. There's a whole
other room in there.
391
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,806
There's a guy in there,
looks just like me''?
392
00:20:31,923 --> 00:20:34,956
But the parakeet will fall for this.
You let him out. He flies around.
393
00:20:35,123 --> 00:20:38,472
Bang! With his little head.
He would just go:
394
00:20:38,642 --> 00:20:41,938
I'd always think, even if he thinks
the mirror is another room...
395
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:46,512
...why doesn't he at least try and
avoid hitting the other parakeet?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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