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Official mamunia, episode 28

April 15, 11:42 AM. flight to Greece.

I remember what you were just after birth ... and here three days of your wedding.

No, this time I will not cry.

Okay, another episode after landing. I love you.

- Touching. - Will be surprised.

I started when she told me about the wedding, and I liked it.

- A beautiful gift. - Plus a solid check.

It's not every day seems to be a daughter married.

Fortunately. Marriage is at all stupid.

And even at the age of 22 years, with the first better Greek ...

I also got married young.

- Nikos! - What's wrong?

- Co to ma być? - Feta.

No. It is not made from sheep's milk, but cow.

- I bring ...? - Thank you, you do not need.

No! Please do not eat that stuff.

- Where are we? - Wait a minute, I'll check.

Welcome to Germany. We passed through the border.

Amazing equipment.

Especially this version. You can accurately track the flight.

Strange. We changed course. It cuts to the delay.

Do not you thought to be a pilot?

I thought. But I would have to go on a course for beginners.

And I'm not a beginner. I do not quite me now stand,

for three days I spend married daughter. My princess.

Congratulations.

A great simulator is that you can travel anywhere, anytime.

I dream of, for example, Japan. Airport, Terminal 2A, a flight to ...

Tokyo. 5 years ago, with her daughter. Super shopping.

Saint-Barthelemy, Saint-Tropez...

Saint-Felicien. We were on this day in insane dairies.

Every year we discover a part of France, its culture and cuisine.

Small Cecile in my renault 5

With it opened driving school. Now I have a clio.

Megeve. We go in February, I have a house there.

This year I broke my leg.

It's the birth of her daughter.

- A father? - He's dead.

- I'm sorry. - Do not be.

It is not always the first to go best.

- My little daughter after birth. - Pretty. And what happened to mommy?

Seared her face that died.

But just broke her leg. Always something.

Note!

Sorry.

Is that you? I did not know you were here.

It's the fake boobs allowed to fly?

I was given a dispensation for the wedding. They put you near the toilet? Adequately.

Very funny. Leave me alone.

Nice pendant. From his wife? Again pushed the boat out in the Leclerc?

- It Corsica? - Halved heart.

And so the second half ... Charming.

- Where is your ...? - Sylvie.

Arrive on the wedding day, she did not want to look at you.

Uncle Roger! This uncle was still alive?

Alain! I know it's you!

Damn! Open the door!

Ladies and gentlemen, due to problems we have to turn around

and land in Munich.

What did I say?

Unusual phenomenon in the sky.

The Icelandic volcano that throws a cloud of dust,

paralyzed traffic in northern Europe.

Starring

SCENARIO

MUSIC

Directed by

Grounding

Honey, there are no flights. We are all here already a few hours.

This is turn on the TV. I think I have a TV in Greece?

You know what, arrange a chain of people to the Iceland volcano and ugasimy.

I'm just saying that there are no flights, and trains clogged.

This may be a sign. Marriage without dress and wedding guests are none.

What "father"? Do not worry, he's probably on his way to Paris.

I know: you no longer have cars. But it must help me.

- Nothing I can do. - Come on, because the bus will depart!

- Ma Pan córkę? - Mam. A co?

My little daughter is getting married. I am a father like you.

- 'Please ... - Give me a car!

There are no cars.

- Alain, come on! - Why?

Cry Uncle!

Please!

Stop it!

- Now please stop! - Toy car ...

This is our last car. I keep it VIP. Sound of Silence.

- Ile? - 4 tysiące euro.

Co?!

Where are you going?

Pig!

Yes, honey. Do not worry, I found the car.

Yes, I have your dress.

Mom? She got on a bus to Paris. You can not count on it.

Fortunately, you have a dad. Here comes uncle with your friends.

Good day. Zarąbisty car.

For 4000!

You do not have to thank me for.

Who's calling? Mom? Do not answer!

Here we go. Get in quick! Pack up the car!

What bus? I am with my father. Yes, we dress and everything.

Say hello to my daughter.

See? I'll call you on the way. For now.

You want to be playing games? You'll get the desire.

Uncle, what are you doing?

Already sat between you and I for her.

I want to live a few more years. Hi there.

- It was a long and true! - Be careful!

Ignition.

Code.

Adjust the seat.

The steering wheel on the tenth of ten. Rear-view mirror, side mirrors ...

Semi-automatic transmission ...

Direction ...

Lights, wipers ...

One, two, three ....

GPS. Greece, Corfu.

Variety of Clio.

Please fasten your seat belts. You do not have to.

2132 km.

No smoking.

We are pleased that the State met.

Cecile probably talked a lot about me.

- I did not even mention. - Strange.

Pani też.

- How long is the state of marriage? - We are divorced.

- Since always. - I'm sorry.

No compassion for the patient with cancer that he had cut the tumor.

What your daughter would have to say about you?

Do not start.

"My dad lived with my stepmother in a shabby M-3.

It comes in rags, evenings spent in front of TV

and likes his miserable life. "

"My mom has a lot of money and still new guys.

But no family or friends. It is quite alone. "

"My dad is funny.

And the funniest thing that has a driving school with one car,

two because it's too much work, and daddy's loafer. "

When the veterinary clinic we have a customer comes,

This mom lets go with him because she is a whore.

- Apologize. - Maybe you did not sleep with that of a dachshund?

- We were no longer together! - We had a divorce!

Apologize, you will lose the deposit!

Put it down!

Do not be silly.

Apologize!

Stay. It is normal for a reunion. Everything's fine.

I know why Cecile never about you not talking.

You are sick!

Come back! Do not leave me out of it!

Official mamunia, episode 29, still 15 April, 16:11.

I am in Germany, in a restaurant,

whose specialty is sausage meter.

This villager your father took two and a half.

There are no flights.

I have to go, iden is my daughter.

Do not be evil.

And so, as I think it will not be you and the kids, it makes me want to cry.

Valerie? I do not know where he is.

To pee now. I'll go, will not stop.

Way to go.

God, grant that the people sang it the weeping voice.

Thank you, God!

The poor girl.

Sorry.

But put yourself in my place, I can not stand this song.

It's been 22 years.

Maybe.

We agreed on the name "Elodie", and you reported the "Cecile"

because on the way to the office heard this song.

I have a right not to suffer it.

You left us, he was not such a name?

This is our common child. We were too young.

You got me forced to move out.

What I will I learn?

We will not discuss this once the first million.

I tell you what. I am moved that you want to sing at the wedding.

You moved?

Let's make a truce for now, for her.

All right.

- I'm buying. - Me.

- No, leave. - I insist.

What is it? Why does not light?

You have to enter the code.

- To lit, you have to enter the code. - What?

There is a screen-out with numbers.

Open it and go back to your place.

This protection against thieves and such półmózgami like you.

Cut it out, here we go.

Come on.

- Let me help you. - No need.

I did not spend the night here.

Do not spend the night here.

Take the car.

Coding rate 25-12. Nie, 08-12.

44-55.

Fingers know him, but I did not.

I do not.

Happy, huh?

I like it here.

- I sleep on the bottom. - The first took care of.

- No, I called dibs first. - Well ...

- Do not sleep on the top. We have a problem. - Yes, we do.

- "Brôdku". - The no.

I always solved disputes.

Not once rozśmieszyłeś me.

We stick to the chin.

Who's the first to laugh, get a lesson.

And the bed upstairs.

Riddle. Animal of the African bush, four letters.

Tiger.

The mask of seriousness.

The Iron Mask.

Mascarpone.

I am a Chinese sage.

Hello, my name is Valerie. You're so beautiful ...

A and the rear paskudna!

- Do not laughed. - Fact. You win, I sleep on the top.

Come on!

What happened?

I think I dreamed you a nightmare.

Go ahead, go with Helmut. You can see it just pretty bored.

Ordinary you have it. Misjonarzyk and his mom. A kiss on the forehead, and sleep.

For me, at least someone is waiting at home.

You have no choice.

Even if you wanted to, you could not tell the cleaners.

She is not a cleaner, just a babysitter.

And I do not want to betray her because I love her.

But if I wanted to, it would not be a problem.

All kursantki me fly. I have every.

Each!

That girl.

Get her number, I get to the wedding itself.

- A dress? - It will be yours.

- Stupid idea. - I knew it.

- I'll do it. But it does not make sense. - If you did not work out ...

You can not leave the car.

- It'll be riding in the trunk. - I'm in the trunk?

Call Cecile going to be late.

Good. Come on.

Hi there. I'm Alan.

Co. has palante robi?

- I'll help you take things out of the trunk. - Can I see a note?

Give it back!

Zero-six ... French?

He has dual citizenship. He lives here and in France.

607222576.

Someone calls. I guess I am.

You can not even come up with the number?

This first came to my mind.

It was a joke. It's not pushing me into the trunk.

It can, however, put the suitcase in the back seat?

- Do not. The skin is destroyed. - As you wish!

Official mamunia, episode 30

Rips in the direction of Corfu.

And who is this? Dad? In the trunk?

He is afraid that he would steal the briefcase.

Turn it off.

I see on the road!

Get out!

Do not ever heard about a safe distance?

- Drive like a leg! - I had a bad instructor.

Do not answer. Focus.

Martine? No, I checked the mail.

I'm going with my ex-husband. Nightmare.

Note!

Are you blind?

My cell phone!

You have your cell phone!

Valerie!

Hold. We tried, we failed. Each in his way.

You are sick. You should treat!

Watch out.

Do not start that again. Stop hitting me!

- Do not zaciągnęłaś manual? - What manual?

Watch out!

- Wait! - Leave me alone.

Stop getting angry.

The fact that inadequate response.

At the end of you just took my driver's license.

I'm out of work, because without no license can not be an instructor!

- I'm sorry. Happy? - There is nothing to apologize for.

25,000 debt to hire a fart in the end.

The only drawback is that all my stuff crushed,

with a laptop, including! But you're right, picking up.

- If you need money ... - I just want to make it to the wedding of the daughter.

While there, I need one:

you died.

Here you go.

- No need. - Come on.

In an hour we got the bus to Greece. We get and not a word until marriage.

Good.

It was you though cell.

- What? - Stop!

No co?

Move departs!

There was a line. Your ticket. Do not you hide bags?

I'll help you. Put it in the trunk.

- It is a bus to Athens. - I know.

I do tickets Amsterdam.

- It's a ticket to Amsterdam. - I mean, this is not the coach.

Very funny. Give the correct ticket.

This is correct.

I'm sorry, I have to go.

Let you wait two minutes, I have to replace the ticket.

You will pay for it!

- I'll be back. - Two minutes.

Please go. It's crazy, I do not know her.

- I'll kill you! - All right, the next 5 days!

- Pig! - I did not!

See, I give you stuff! Lipstick! It will be useful in Amsterdam.

I portfel!

My card and passport!

Cecile hug from you!

Pig!

It's here ... It's here ...

Cecile!

Halo!

I do not.

Do not hang up. Do not disconnect.

No!

Where?

- To Greece. - French?

- Not. - Wsiadaj.

- Valerie. - Ezekiel.

- Thank you very much. - Who?

Ezekiel.

Jesus Christ, King of the universe.

Welcome. We're going in the room.

JESUS, save us

I landed in the middle of nowhere by that jerk!

No insults. In the house of the Lord all is love.

Thanks to this volcano my daughter will have the opportunity to convince

Who is her father.

"And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun: and there was given him dominion, scorch men with fire.

And men were scorched with great heat,

and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues,

and do not repent and give Him glory. "

Revelation. For you, an opportunity for me to the end of the world.

I was not thinking.

When I saw on television the devil flames

I realized right away that it was a sign. And I brought the ark.

- The ark? - Five years I built it.

Mechanics?

Generally, no. Przyuczyli me in jail.

Long have you sitting?

- Two years? - Twenty.

One evening he came to me. With twelve apostles.

We were cramped in a cell, but washed my soul.

Blotted out images of bloodied women who begged me to be struck.

Commanded me to build the ark and bring stray sheep to Jerusalem.

I would like to get off.

Central door locking. Evil can not come.

And if you come, then I welcome it.

Pij!

Sorry. It was an accident.

Sorry.

Get back!

- Open the door you! - Are you crazy?

Open up or I'll shoot!

Where?

- I do not know how to thank you. - Oh!

"I am the good shepherd.: The good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep."

- What is it? - Try it.

- This one? - Holy water. Second.

Hostie. Tutaj akurat chipsy.

And finally ...

confessional.

Amazing.

If you have a penchant for men, you can get absolution.

- I do not. - Not a bit?

- Not a bit. - Never?

No.

Just kidding!

- This is my doorstep temple. - Temple with ABS.

Good.

Co to?

It's for his daughter's wedding. Wedding dress her mother.

- Where's the mother? - I got rid of her.

I mean?

Poćwiartowałeś it?

Odrąbałeś head?

How, it was a metaphor.

Mr. Ezekiel, I can put back there?

Course. Go to the nave.

Thank you.

What are you doing here?

What are you? Leave me alone!

- I'll kill you! - I love you!

Kto son?

Do not move!

What are you doing?

How do you cut off the head, stop snapping beak.

Jesus?

I knew it! Satan! Beelzebub!

- Take it easy. - Do not move!

It's just a love quarrel.

It is you to love? Confess her love.

- Oh, no. - Confess!

- I love you. - That's nice.

With a feeling!

Valerie, love you always.

I've never loved anyone so.

Beautiful.

Mom, you can confess your daddy.

You gave us! You hurt!

Do it!

Do not talk back to your mother! Immediately put this toy!

- I clean up this mess! - Yes, Mom.

- Come on, damn it! - Blaspheme!

Bez "do cholery"!

Stand up!

- Come on! - Wait!

Come on, I found the hotel.

Stands free.

- Something's wrong with him? - Do not. He got drunk at a wedding.

- Freshly married? - Yes.

Yet I'm wearing a dress. We'll get a room? Wedding night.

- Really? - Yes.

I'll have a credit card.

My card.

- The Charter. - I lost everything on the bus.

- Unfortunately, we do not have the card. - That there is no peace.

Please. Tomorrow I'll call the bank.

Wait a minute.

I Ristongers.

You must be joking! I would have him 12 such burrows!

- What's he saying? - Requests my watch.

Daj us.

There is no watch, no peace.

- You take it. Pure gold. - No, my pendant ...

The key to the room.

506.

Fifth floor.

Hold on, now close.

Winda zepsuta.

- I'm dying ... - What delicate!

It's just a tiny arrow.

We had to let you got in your head.

I thank you? Thank you, hero.

're Rude.

- I'm not going after the stairs ... - We're in the hallway.

Cholera.

Come on!

Wait a minute.

I feel that I'm leaving.

It's over. I hate. Do me a shot.

Stop it.

Leave me alone.

- Good. Hi there. - No! What are you doing?

Official mamunia, episode ...

It does not matter.

Little by little we move. 're ...

somewhere in Slovenia. I hope we get there.

I'm getting used to it.

Wait, wait! For sure you know what you're doing?

Not for sure.

- Severe you. - Take it easy, shallow dug up.

- Will it hurt? - How sensitive!

Get out!

- You'll see how sensitive. - What are you doing?

Sorry.

I do not know what I ...

Honey, call me. Resumed flights.

Martine, to ja.

In my office, the second drawer, you will find the official card.

Book me a flight from Ljubljana to Athens. The nearest. For one person.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Where the young with long hair?

He is not. He sleeps.

- So what? He has my pendant. - I do not know.

Wait a minute.

Works?

Valerie resumed flights. Have you seen?

Damn! I'll kill her!

What are you doing?

I thought you left.

My cell phone ... Why does it come from?

- Co "ciii"? - Chodź.

- Did you call to France! - Shut up!

Quiet!

I was exhausted subscription!

What are you doing?

- Teraz! - Co "maintenant"?

- Come on! - What are "faster"?

What are you doing?

Do you realize what we are doing?

Do not worry, I stole it. Like what, you say that you hijacked.

Do not risk anything, as usual.

Where are we going?

At the airport. In 45 minutes, you have a plane to Athens.

You're not going?

I'm going, how will you give me a passport, which left the bus.

- I will speak. - No need.

Forward this Cecile.

- And what are you gonna do? - I can handle it.

- As for yesterday ... - Go, you'll be late.

I'm French.

- Do you work here? - No, I am traveling.

- Whose car? - A car!

This is your car?

- Do you have these documents or not? - Take it easy, I have.

Look ... This is not my car. To make a deal.

It's a very expensive watch. I'll give it to you, if me go.

Next!

Please, sir!

- I am a French woman, you know? - Quiet. To the car.

- What are you doing? - I'm saving your life!

- Stealing a police car? - Jęczałaś that do not take a risk, you are!

Cholera.

What now?

- Do not you have a plan? - This is my plan.

- Moron! - Could I thank again!

Thank you stole a police car to drive a few meters.

Cholera!

Where to now?

Full.

- Come on. - No way.

I can handle it.

I do not get on!

I counted 120 hours flight this machine!

Okay, you can risk it. But stop.

It flew over the Grand Canyon and over miles of tundra.

- Even landed on the Chinese Wall. - On your computer, in your miserable M-3!

Main switch, alternator ...

Startuj.

They're shooting at us!

Where is the belt?

O cholera.

- Start! - For 300 meters!

Do not we reach.

Come on!

- It is not like a computer! - You can do it.

Deportation us out of this shithole!

O kurwa!

- Greece is in which way? - I do not know!

- Right or left? - To the left.

That is right.

- Lord Commander, where are we? - "Sir."

Currently we are over Croatia, at an altitude of 12,000 feet.

The assumed speed to the coast of Greece for three hours.

We will go over Serbia, Montenegro and Albania.

You're boring.

- What are you doing? - We have 3 hours. I sleep.

- What? - Nothing. Are you asleep, that you trust me.

No way!

Why are you doing this?

- Dolecieliśmy? - Do not.

- Is there a problem? - Fuel is over?

I just noticed?

- Now What? - I do not know.

The computer was not such problems.

- Instantly loads! - Where? Check it out!

- What are you doing? - I'm calling from death to Cecile.

But might happen.

My heart.

- Are you okay? - Yes. I'm with my dad.

- Hey, doll. - you've reached?

Not really.

We want to say we love you.

Very love. I look forward to the wedding.

- But can we not be on it. - It's hard.

I thought that once something for me.

Put yourself such love.

And please.

- I told you that I can. - Fact.

I do not recognize Cecile, it's not my daughter.

Secondly.

What do you know? I do not know her.

Do not start.

- What they drink for breakfast? - I beg your pardon?

Cocoa, 3 tsp. With two tasteless, four too sweet.

Who is in the fourth grade taught her French?

Stop it.

Ms. Potier. She could not fail her.

- Password for Facebook? - You know her password?

Cesoul89. Then he changed.

- Favorite character from "Friends"? - Chandler.

Phoebe.

The first boy, by whom she was crying?

Wait ...

- The first boy? - Wait!

Gregoire Billot.

- I do not know. - I knew it.

- Do not. - Yes!

No!

- I understand. I was a bad mother. - Worse absent.

Every day I regret it. And I see it.

In the life of a girl sometimes there is no place for his father.

Sometimes you do not want to talk about the boy, sometimes wants to cry alone in the room.

There is no desire for your advice or sermon.

Zadusiłeś it as all. Therefore, since you go.

Now do you understand?

Beautiful, huh?

I've had enough. In life we ​​get there.

I'll rest a while.

What's difficult text?

I'm going.

Sorry. Wait two minutes!

Two minutes and go.

- Strange Romanian. - We are in Albania.

What a difference.

But it is the pretty.

- Miss the barn for 5 euros. - There is no barn.

He speaks French!

- Do you know French? - A little.

She understood!

- You lost it? - We're going to Greece, Corfu.

- Dad you toss tomorrow. - Thank you! Great.

- And there would be today? - Do not. In the evening we have a feast.

- What are you celebrating? - Spring. Animals, trees, flowers ...

- And the eagle? - It is a symbol of Albania. As with you cock.

- The eagle has more class. - It is very important to us.

It protects us. Sacred animal.

- French? - Yes.

"The vie en rose".

I Osman. What is your name?

- Tak: "Wal się". - "Walsie"?

"Wal się".

- Nice name. - Very nice.

- Do not bother? - Very funny.

- I can go. - Stay.

Handsome.

- For married Cecile. - And for the wasted years.

It would take a lot of vodka.

- What is it? - Better not to know.

How did this happen?

First there was the volcano, then wrecked the car ...

Seriously, I'm asking. Why so the znienawidziliśmy?

I do not know.

We could have just divorced and ignored.

You see we can not.

You know that this is our first vacation together?

So for our honeymoon!

Already forgotten how pohukujesz when you make love.

And Tez.

- Tradition. - I do not wanna, I do not like guns.

Cholera Jasna!

Valerie, zrób coś.

He's dead.

Thank you. And I'm sorry.

Here we are in Greece. , however, get to your wedding.

Great, huh?

We reached?

Why does not he answer?

Sometimes a man says things they do not mean.

I know you're a good father.

It's understandable that Cecile preferred to live with you.

- Thank you. - That's it?

I'll wywnętrzam, and you just "thank you"?

- Thank you very much. - Idiot!

- I take back what I said. - Too late.

I'm really sorry for the eagle.

Put your hands up!

Police! This is the territory of Greece!

You're under arrest!

- What are you doing with her? - not the problem.

- You lied to me. - Yes. Sorry.

Nawrzucasz me how to get. Contribute to us waited.

We're in Corfu.

They took us for illegal immigrants, as soon as we will explain.

What's the story?

I'll do what I can.

How much longer will we poison life?

- I love you, bye. - I love you too.

- Are you okay? - Super.

- Checked, you're French. - Can we remove the handcuffs?

I prepare the car, hurry back.

Go.

- It's you, is not it? - Very similar, but ...

Not us.

Road accident in Austria.

Theft of van and airplane.

Trying to escape.

I break the rules species protection in Albania.

It's all within three days. Congratulations.

We just want to get to the wedding of the daughter.

It will be difficult.

Crying.

Beautiful dog. Breed Jack Russell Terrier?

- Thank you. - Throwing up lately?

What?

- This is not a good time. - Please ask.

Is depressed, do not want to eat, drink, lose weight?

- Yes. - I'm a vet.

A dog suffering from Addison's disease - adrenal insufficiency.

Without treatment die.

- He'll heal him? - It will be difficult.

Thank you.

Go.

- What happened to you? - Then I'll tell you.

I'm glad you're alive.

Everything went well. Very well.

- You can not be in this outfit. - Then I'll change.

- A lot of effort it cost you. - Mom and I are stubborn.

Co?

"Mom and I"? I'm not used, you said so.

I do not. "Mom and I" we really loved when you were born.

Briefly but firmly.

Do not take with us an example.

Enjoy life.

This looks decently your Stavros.

- Co? - Nic.

If you divorce, I'll be there.

Dad! This is my wedding!

Slightly know him. To which you are subject to the law?

Sorry. You look beautiful together. Spend time living.

Urocza for.

I'm sorry for everything.

For night calls, for slander, for the case in court ...

And for the punctured tire.

- Are you done? - Yes.

- It's falling. - Not very nice.

Znikaj.

Idiot.

Oh, and I slept with your man. Sorry.

- Do you like it? - You look wonderful.

Another dress, but even nicer to you in it.

- I'm so happy. - Really?

Really.

I do not mind that young getting married?

No.

- And that's the Greek? - Stop it.

Because I forget. A gift for you. Then he calmly look.

- Complete a check. - Thank you.

Honey, this song is for you.

Sorry.

Sorry.

- See our Greek friends. - I almost forgot.

- What are the police doing? - It's nothing serious. I'll be back.

- A little hurry i .. - What does that mean?

It seems that we spend some time in Greece.

- Seriously? - Yes.

I have to go.

, However.

- What did you nagadała Sylvie? - What are you talking about?

You told her about the night in Slovenia?

- No! - You said. - Not true!

- Said or not? - No!

Are you sure?

- Who do you take me for? - Behind you!

Official mamunia, episode 28

April 15, 11:42 AM. Flight to Greece.

I remember what you were just after birth ...

and here for the three days of your wedding.

No, this time I will not cry.

My owl!

Text: Catherine Wojsz

Fragment of the Apocalypse of St. John is taken from the Bible Millennium