Original subtitles

(Wedding March)

"We are gathered here to unite in marriage ...

to Maria and Enrique ".

"Maria, do you promise love and fidelity to Enrique ...

in joy and in adversity,

until death do you part? "

Gustavo?

-María, I just wanted to tell you that ...

(Gasps)

(Wedding march out of tune)

(Gasp)

(Hits)

(Gasps)

(Thumps and gasps)

(Loud knocks and gasps)

(Loud knocks and gasps)

(Loud knocks and gasps)

(Loud knocks and gasps)

(Gasps stop)

(Door opening)

(Laughter)

There is no sofa. Chist!

(LAUGH)

Fuck! (COUGH)

Hello. Hello.

Look, this is Rocío.

Rocío, Maria. Hello Rocio.

Hello. (Laughs)

She is a fantastic person. You're going to freak out with her.

Tomorrow we have breakfast at three. OK OK.

Goodnight. Some bagels.

(LAUGHS) Well, nothing ...

(Clara Miglioli "The breasts")

Damn, how hot you are! (Laughs)

Well study Industrial engineering.

(SEBAS) And don't you get bored with a 20?

How am i going to get bored if I come from spliced?

Buah, man, last night we were at a trap festival

and don't see how complicated is dancing the trap.

It's like a ... (Laughs)

Know? What...

And it's been all night eating my pussy

with a minty candy of the strong in the mouth.

How crazy you are, aunt!

(Mobile)

Yes?

Yes, it's me.

Yes, of course I know you.

Yes. And what would it be like?

Now, now, now, now.

Do you know what happens? That me now I'm with a new series

and I don't think I have enough boxes to fill a stand.

But come on thank you so much for thinking of me, really.

Come on, see you later, bye.

Who was? Fuck man!

The Modern Art Market from Barcelona.

Apparently, they offer me a place to sell,

but I am now investigating.

I can't go with what I have.

You are crazy? Call now or I won't talk to you anymore.

No, I have nothing.

If you have paintings to spare, aunt. Esther, don't screw me.

We are already with the doubts, The doubts.

Come on, call.

Seriously, laugh but it rubs me off the cowboy and I'm already excited, aunt.

They are the hormones of pregnancy, Dear.

And when do they run out? Well after giving birth.

What? Four months like this? I can not.

No. You have to get laid.

Now, now, and with whom?

Well, I don't know, open up a dating app.

What do you say? Well, okay, no.

Already.

My friend Alberto, aunt.

Yes! Do not.

You stay, you see each other, you know each other ...

and if you like it, you fuck it.

(GIME)

He is handsome? Yes.

It is sexy.

(Laughs)

Not bad as an idea but I don't know if on a first date

I have time to see if there is chemistry, if there is ... You know?

It's just sex. You don't have to fall in love with him.

(Text message)

Sorry, it's Pablo from Paris.

Mom, do we sing the "Chu chu ua"?

Come on, show it to Maria, run.

Come.

How is? Practical.

Do I do so?

Do what I say. Vale.

(BOTH)

(BOTH)

You not sing? Yes.

(BOTH)

You do it wrong.

Me? Yes.

What do you say? I'm doing chu, chu, ua.

(BOTH) chu, chu, ua.

Yes.

Hey?

Do you know what happens?

With Pablo in Paris, he tastes bad to me leave the girls with my mother.

There is no need to abuse, you know?

Do you mind going to the meeting for me?

Hey?

No, yes, sorry.

She put the thermometer on him. You don't know what fever he has.

Terrible.

AHA. Well, I really appreciate it.

Really, thanks so much.

OK OK.

Thanks bye.

Are those chocolates?

Yes darling, but these are older.

Do you know who will bring for girls? The abu.

Yes! Chocolates, chocolates, chocolates!

Chocolates, chocolates! Chocolates, chocolates!

(DEW) That freaks me out. East?

What do you say, aunt? But if I have scared or sad face

and frown. It's horrible, I hate it.

Let's see, How much are you going to sell them for?

She had thought the little 185

and the big 300, tops.

It's bullshit. You have to sell them more expensive.

You don't know about prices, Rocío.

I will not know about prices, but you have to value yourself.

They are very ugly, I hate them all.

Why the hell did I say yes aunt? I should have said no.

They are all amazing.

You are a genius.

You tell me that because I fuck cool.

I'm being serious.

Just need someone discover you.

You will end up exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art in New York.

Come now! Come now!

Yes, tomorrow they call me from MOMA. At the MOMA ...

and at the Reina Sofía ...

What an asshole you are! You are dumber than a shoe.

... and at the Pompidou ...

The tit and everything. (Laughs)

Tickle no, tickle no, I piss, I piss!

(Laughs)

(Ambiental music)

(Ambiental music)

(Doorbell)

(Door opening)

(Siren)

(SIGHS)

(Knock on the door)

(Knock on the door)

(LUCK)

(MAN) Hello.

Hello.

How excited I was to do this, God!

("Chu, chu, ua" ringtone)

("Chu, chu, ua" ringtone)

Forgives. (LUCK)

It's an absurd tone that I wore the other day.

Yes.

Song 3 of the "Cantajuegos".

Yes.

Already.

My daughter loves it.

I lied in profile. I have...

I have two girls.

I also lied.

I have one.

Already.

How old is she? (LUCK)

Four.

And yours?

6 and 14 months.

Hey...

("Chu, chu, ua" ringtone)

("Chu, chu, ua" ringtone)

Take it, take it if you want Seriously.

(TONE) - "Company". -"Company".

-"Extended arm". -"Extended arm".

-Honey, I'm going in in commission.

Everything's fine?

Well, hand it to me but I can't talk for long.

Hello Darling.

Hello.

What are you doing?

What...? Hey...

"Cachupimba"? What's that?

(Laughs)

Are you playing with mom?

Counts to ten you close your eyes,

you will not realize And I'll be home

Do not. And there is no insurance?

Do not.

What I don't understand is that there to pay to sell there.

Because Space has its expenses, You know, light, water, everything.

I mean, you pay for the brand.

What if you don't sell anything? If everyone sells.

But there will be someone who does not sell.

Maria, what a little tip you are. There, whoops, whoops.

Thanks for thinking that it will be me. That I do not say that.

You have to value all the options, to see if they scam you.

Yes I love what you do. I have total confidence in you.

But they shouldn't charge you.

(Telephone)

(RICHI) They want to learn chess.

They want to go to championships. Guys, guys.

Okay...

I present to you, okay?

She is Maria...

and she is Esther. Hello.

-Hello Maria. Enchanting. Hello.

My friends. Charmed.

He is Xosé, that he has ...

Is it the famous Xosé? Yes.

Xosé. He has a 54% disability.

"Oh my God!"

-You are the famous Maria. Yes.

Richi. Voucher.

Sorry, this is Richi. Come on, Nuri, like my ex-girlfriend.

And Nata, my roommates. Hello.

Ah, the three of you live, right? Yes.

I can touch? Yes.

Kick, you'll see. How cute!

Yes? Yes.

Let's see...

-Yes. Alas, he has given one!

-He gave one. -A kick.

You have noticed? Yes.

-I have noticed it. -Are you okay?

Yes. -How long are you?

Five months. Oh!

-How good! Hey, Gari.

Is this floor yours?

Eh yes.

Yes my mother left it to me in inheritance.

Man, how lucky! -Lucky!

But? -Everyone!

-Surprise! -Oh!

-Oh! -For both of us, of all.

-Hala!

-Joer!

-Come on, let's give him a round of applause.

That he is already independent.

Of ... really, mu ... thank you very much.

Really, huh?

What ... that you are the best,

what...

that you have helped me a lot ...

and that I feel very happy that you are part of my life.

To be happy, kid.

(Applause and cheers)

And is the baby going to live here?

Yes. Well, here, weekends.

Every weekend.

-That's cool, that's cool. Of course.

-Yes Yes. -Of course.

Well does anybody want more beer or something?

-Do not. -I wanna.

A beer. -Water.

-I want cheese. You, cheese, water ...

-Water. -I also.

-Wait, that with this in between ...

(Cross conversations)

I'm going out for a little while.

-Let's see... I'm going out.

I carry it.

(Rumor of conversations)

(Gasps)

(Gasps)

(Gasps)

(Gasps)

(Gasps)

Hey...

(XOSÉ) Hello.

Hey.

You need something?

Fuck.

Sorry, sorry.

I didn't mean with you. I didn't want to bother you, huh?

Pregnancy hormones they have me a little ...

It goes away.

(LUCK)

I came to tell you that, if you need to know something

of people with disabilities who has children,

ask me.

Well, I could use it very well.

Can I write down your number? Yes, aim.

How do you spell, with X?

"Xosé", with X and with E.

"Xosé". Are you Galician? Yes.

(Gasps)

Voucher. "Add".

(Gasps)

Six what?

Those are fucking.

Oh yeah.

(Screams of pleasure)

(Thumps and gasps)

(Thumps and gasps)

(Thumps and gasps)

(Thumps and gasps)

(GIME)

(Boom)

(Song "By Desing")

(WHISPERING) Hey, Cris,

that I have thought that I do want the date with your friend.

Voucher?

Organize it. A little kiss.

(Motorcycle)

Imagine that we are going to plant eggplants in the field

That field is you.

The land is fertilized with ovarian stimulation,

some injections that you give yourself for nine days.

And finally, well ...

we do the final ripening of the ovum with the HCG.

And what is that? Sorry.

It is a hormonal injection.

Then, with local anesthesia, we extract the ovules

and we send the farmers from Pablo

to put the seed of the eggplant.

How good the metaphor! Huh, my life?

The eggplant. Do you smoke?

Do not. Better.

It is bad for fertility.

If you'll excuse me for a moment I go to the bathroom. I come now.

(LUCK)

(Song "Champion Parade")

This will mark a before and after.

Voucher. Are you sure?

I assume it. I go.

You have to fix piece 45.

Thank you so much for the visit, doctor. What do I owe you?

Well if you pay me this glass of wine, nothing.

What if I buy you a drink at my place?

Well, it will have to be alcohol-free.

I can only drink one wine a day. Very good.

Can I ask you something?

Yes.

I can kiss you?

How educated!

Well, I'm an ally.

Ally? Feminist.

Ah.

Feminist ally. AHA.

And you ask?

Well, for a matter of respect.

Yeah yeah, that sounds great to me, huh? Voucher.

Yes, I am very much in favor, ally. Voucher.

Then... You can.

I normally don't go to bed with no one on the first date.

Voucher. Voucher.

Perfect.

But Cris has told me that you are trustworthy.

AHA.

You seem to me...

You seem very nice to me ... Cool.

... and you attract me sexually. Perfect.

I would not mind going to more. What you want, what you want.

I mean, I mean fucking.

AHA. Today.

Yes, yes I got it. Today.

Voucher. It has to be at your house because I live in my sister's house.

OK, perfect. Voucher.

It makes me a lot that you are pregnant.

How?

I find it supersexi. Why?

It will be the hormones or breasts full of milk or ...

There is no milk yet.

Okay... It comes after.

I don't mean to put on that are full of milk.

I mean, the ...

the beauty of life, right?

Hey. (LUCK)

I think...

that we don't have as much chemistry.

I didn't want to bother you. You don't bother me, but ...

Don't you have fantasies? Yes of course.

I have fantasies: do it in a car or an elevator.

Well, there is an elevator in my house.

(Steps approaching)

What are you staring at?

To you.

And the girls?

Paula is having breakfast alone and Martina is in the crib.

Love,

What if we wait a bit before testing the "in vitro"?

Cast?

Punctures and hormones they give me something, man.

But baby the doctor said that there was no risk.

Already.

What if we follow the natural way a few months?

Love,

the natural way is making me a bit frustrating.

Does sleeping with me frustrate you? Do not.

It frustrates me to do it with one goal ...

and that goal never comes.

Quita, you stain me. Finish, come on.

Cris.

(PAULA) I'm your friend, ba, ba, ba.

(Laughs)

Mother. What?

How do i know i'm not An alien?

Ask your father, to see what he says.

Love, I'm leaving, I'm late.

-Paula, I love you. -Mua!

Mom, tell me, please, please.

(GIME)

Mother. What?

Tell me. Don't you eat more?

Jo! Jo! Hey?

Come on. Come on.

(DJ Puzzle "Bass Growl")

(Cross conversations)

(DJ Puzzle "Bass Growl")

Hey! What happens?

How are you? How beautiful!

Look at what a cute shirt. How cool!

She's pretty, huh?

"Neither michismi nor fiminismi".

Oh! Hi there. I am Lucas. Hello.

Haunted. It's Lucas.

Have you sold something? Nothing for the moment,

but there is a day left.

Voucher. As soon as you sell one ... Yes.

... you sell them all.

How cool! I take a picture of you and so ...

more people come. Come on.

Voucher. Come on.

-Make a boomerang. -A boomerang?

Let's see, let's see ...

-No, but, Esther ... (LAUGH)

My love, it's a movement.

-Great!

Hey, do you want to come later to a friend's party in Sants?

No no no no. Don't be boring.

I will be responsible for once.

Sure? Sure sure.

But you come later. Yes, beautiful.

You come, huh? You are more good!

Luck.

(MEGAPHONE) "Right now, Cactus Girl signs at booth 7 ".

(Murmurs)

-Thanks a lot!

-Great! -Really thank you very much.

Hello.

This is my good side.

It's better here, huh?

-Thanks a lot. -To you.

-My first photo. -Yes? Jo, thanks!

-Hi how are things? -Hello. Good.

-Hey, thank you very much, huh?

Hello.

(DJ Puzzle "Bass Growl")

And the uncle confesses to me what made him horny

to think that I would get milk of the boobs.

I don't see it as scandalous.

It's a fantasy. It gave me a bad feeling.

You are pregnant and you want

and he wants to be with a pregnant woman. It is perfect.

Do not? Do not.

I prefer who does not excite that he has a human being inside.

Where does he enter? Through this red door.

I have to leave soon. I have to pick up Paula.

Voucher.

Let's see...

Hey!

Who is that boy?

Eh ... he's a boy, Xosé.

I met him at Gari's party and I invited him.

You invited him! Yes.

Is he single? Divorced, but he's not going that way.

Why? Because he is Gari's therapist.

So you will not fuck in life. This is Cris.

Hello. How are you? Haunted.

Xosé. How are you? He is Xosé.

Hello good. Hello.

Are you okay? Very good.

Have you been a long time? Nerd.

Ah, okay, better.

Eh ... Shall we go in? Of course.

I think it's over there.

Where do you know each other from? How?

From Gari's party.

Ah! Do you know Gari?

Of course. He is a gardener in my community.

It's here.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

What happens?

What are you doing?

Leave. This site sucks.

You can not go. You have paid all weekend.

Leave it, Maria, okay?

Have you sold any paintings?

No, I have not come.

All the more reason to stay and try to sell.

If you leave, you won't sell anything.

Come on. I want this.

Will you sell it to me? For now.

I really love this one.

Wouldn't it look good in the bathroom? Yes.

Yes. How much does it cost?

But what do you think, Am I an idiot or what is it?

I don't need your fucking charity.

Do you have a dataphone?

I want to buy this. For.

It is a market and I want a painting.

I tell you to quit. I am a customer.

Leave the painting. I want to buy it!

Sorry.

Keep them all,

that you have me to the pussy already. Esther.

Do not be angry, if she did it to help.

But what to help? Are you going to help me?

Have you seen your life? It's bullshit.

You don't help yourself. Esther.

And you don't get involved.

Okay...

Hello.

Yeah, hey, where are you guys?

Ok, cool, I'm signing up.

One thing, Ro. Do you have farlopa or do I catch?

Because I feel like it.

Now I see you.

You can? Yes of course.

She didn't mean it ...

In plan what?

The macho.

Aren't you the macho? Do not.

In what plan did you say it?

Two or three frames yes you can load ...

being pregnant, right?

And four and five too.

Very good. AHA.

In fact, there are ...

many things I can do pregnant.

(JADEA)

Wait, wait a minute.

Does it give you morbid that she is pregnant?

Hey... I don't know, I hadn't thought about it.

Do not? Do not.

OK, perfect.

(The Do "Unissasi Laulelet")

Oh!

(The Do "Unissasi Laulelet")

(MAN) You nailed it.

(Shouts of joy)

Yuju!

-Hala!

(The Do "Unissasi Laulelet")

(XOSÉ GIME)

God! Are you okay?

I'm good. Yes?

I'm really fucking good. Yes?

(The Do "Unissasi Laulelet")