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Oh, hey!
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Hi!
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Is this a bad time?
Do you have people over?
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No! No, no, no,
I'm-I'm good.
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Oh, it's so good to see you!
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We keep missing each other.
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I know, and I'm sorry
about this connection.
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The Internet guy's finally
coming on Saturday.
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Oh!
Is that Shannon?
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-What? Oh, I want to say hi!
-Uh, yeah, I...
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-Hi! Hi!
-Hold on, I thought
you weren't having people over!
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It's just Michelle
and Delia.
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-Girl, we're not people.
-Yeah.
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-So, how is Asheville?
-Mm-hmm.
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Wade says you found a place.
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I did, and I-I started
a new job on Monday.
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I haven't even had time
to unpack.
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Girl, leave it for a month,
okay, if it's not unpacked
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-by then, throw it away.
-No, what? Are you joking?
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No, tell me you're
-joking right now.
-Uh, ladies, ladies,
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-can I, can I havemy-my girlfriend back?
-She's joking.
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We haven't spoken all weekand I really ...ay, but first I'm gonna
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need you to send me that
ratatouille recipe that you
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-promised me last week, okay?
-Ok-Okay, okay,
I just, I just want...
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-there's some things I wantto tell her, okay, I promise.
-Okay.
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I promise you'll get the rata--
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you'll get the ratatouille--
Oh, no, no,
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no, Linda, that's a sponge!
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Uh, all right... so how are you?
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Oh, hey, you're Bert.
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I'm gonna play Clash of Clans.
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Okay, Bert, give me
-the back the phone. Sorry.
-Yeah...
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It's, it's okay.
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Hey, Wade, we need
your opinion on something.
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Would you please tell
Forrest he's crazy?
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So everybody's there.
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I didn't want
you to hang up.
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Hey, listen, this is
only gonna take a second.
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Hey, Shannon.
Yeah.
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What do you think
birds think cars are?
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Okay, you know what?
I need five minutes.
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-Okay, five minutes, yeah.
-Okay, yeah, take your time.
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-Yeah, yes, okay.
-Take your time, think about it,
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we'll write our answers down,
-okay? Great.
-No, we won't.
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Oh, my God, uh...
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I'm so excited about Tuesday.
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Yes, hey, it's
a little thing, but, um,
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my schedule changed at work
and I'm not gonna be done
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until 9:00--
that's okay with you, right?
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Yeah, 9:00's not a problem.
I just, uh, have to be
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at the hotel site at 7:00 a.m.
to meet the city inspector.
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So if I left your place
around midnight, see,
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I'd get home at 4:00, 4:15.
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-That sounds awful.
-Okay.
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So how about this?
How about I stay over with you?
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And head straight
to work from there?
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At 3:00...
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At 3-3:00 a.m.?
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Yeah.
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Should we just pick another day?
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Yeah, yeah,
maybe that makes more sense.
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How's Thursday?
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Uh, yeah, well, let me, let me
check my calendar, hold on.
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Oh, no, you just,
you hit the button...
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And you're gone.
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Linda, Linda, that's a candle!
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Come on, how do you not
know what food is?
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Linda, drop it, drop it!
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Linda, please drop it, drop it.
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Shannon's Internet guy
missed his window?
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Yeah, he was running
three hours late,
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so he gave her
a new window for Tuesday.
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A second window defeats
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-the entire window premise.
-Right?
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So now she's not
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gonna make it here again.
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-I'm so sorry.
-You guys are cursed.
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You know what,we'll make it work.
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When she lived here,we could see each other
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whenever we had a minute, but...
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now that she'sfour hours away...
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it just takes a littlemore planning, that's all.
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You put it up wrong.
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Hey, guys.
Oh.
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Hey, man, you missed the game.
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I know, I-I zonked outon the couch.
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-I don't know,
-I've just been so beat lately.
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Like, I've had terribleinsomnia for weeks.
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Oh, that's the worst.
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Maybe you should avoid
-screens at night.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Or do more exercising.
-Oh, yeah,
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you know, I've beensleeping like a baby
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ever since Michelleand I started
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our two-week stepschallenge.
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Hey, Forrest,you know I'm a bit
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of a night owl myself.
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Sometimes I'm up 2:00,
3:00 in the morning
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playing Words with Friends.
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If you can't sleep,
hit me up.
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-Thank you, man.
-Maybe I will.
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You definitelyput it up wrong.
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No, I feel bad.
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Mondays are usually
really free for me.
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It's just that my sister
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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Because I had to meet
with her mah-jongg group.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Um, you know, I...
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I have been thinking that, um,
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it's been a while
since we, uh...
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Yeah, believe me, I know.
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Want to?
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You mean, over, over this?
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Uh... sure.
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Uh, but how do we...?
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I think you just go for it,
I think.
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And, like...
um, like, as if I was there.
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Uh, okay.
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Okay, um...
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well...
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here you are...
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in my bed.
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That's a great start,
it really is, but I don't know
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that you would say that
if I was actually in your bed.
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Yeah, right, right, we would
both know that already.
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And I would be kissing you.
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Yes, you'd be kissing, right?
We'd be, okay, uh, wow, wow,
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wow, that looks
like you're kissing my eyeball.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, that-- it felt wrong.
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-Yeah, I think so.
-Maybe you just talk
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-sexy to me.
-Why don't we, uh...
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take our clothes off, right?
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I mean, not that--
let's just get undressed.
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-Yes, now you're talking.
-Yeah.
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Uh, the dog is watching.
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Yeah, you're watching, yeah,
you're watching me,
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-you dirty dog. That's right.
-No,
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my actual dog.
-they're watching.
-Oh!
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I think she's got
to go to the bathroom.
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She hasn't been out in a while.
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You know what, you
stay here, all right?
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Don't go anywhere,
I'll be right back, okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Go, go, come on,
come on, come on.
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I really hope you sleep
better tonight, honey.
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Thank you. Me, too.
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That's not a rattlesnake,
is it?
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What, that click?
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You know they found
a six-foot snake
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in a ditch on
Morgan Street, right?
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I mean, can you imagine?
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I don't know
what I would do.
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No... I'm pretty sure
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that's just
the hot water pipe clicking.
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What, like it's
gonna burst?
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No, like it's making
the sound that it makes.
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Okay, but you did pay
the flood insurance, right?
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After what happened to
that woman on Loma Linda.
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-Ooh.
-What happened on Loma Linda?
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Well, you know, she got water
in her fuse box
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and then...
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Why are you making
a missile sound?
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I can't believe you didn't hear
that ambulance the other night.
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Am...?
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Okay, so you're gonna
call the pipe guy?
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Yeah? Put that on your
list, right, honey?
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Yeah, of course,
of course.
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Forrest, everything okay?
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Yeah, you said hit you up
if I couldn't sleep.
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No, man, that was if you wanted
to play Words with Friends.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Pretend I didn't call.
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Not really possible
at this point.
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It's just...
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for the last month or so,
Delia's started running
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through a list of everything
she's worried about
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before she goes to bed.
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I'm her fear dumpster.
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Forrest, don't stress.
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Nothing good happens
at 2:00 a.m.
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Look, tomorrow morning,
the sun will be shining,
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and you'll be ready for whatever
life throws your way.
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Trust me, it's all okay.
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Forrest? You heard me?
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Over video?
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Really?
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Was it awesome?
It sounds awesome.
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It was just awkward.
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Sexy awkward?
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Please pretend I never told you.
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You know, I also
received a not-sexy
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awkward phone
call last night.
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I'm sorry.
It will never happen again.
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I called him and woke
him up last night.
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But then I got the best sleep
I'd had in weeks!
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He's so soothing.
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-What did you do?
-I did nothing!
He's making it weird.
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Ben's voice is
like being wrapped
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in a, in a warm bearskin rug.
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See? I told you it's so weird.
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Will, uh, one of you get that?
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Yeah, oh, it's Shannon.
Hey, Shannon.
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Don't worry, we're getting
right out of here.
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-We're getting right out.
-Okay.
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Yeah, because whatever
two adults do in private
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is A-OK with us, right?
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What did Wade tell you?
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Nothing!
It's fine.
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It's fine-- I might
even try it with Delia.
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Although, you know, I guess,
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we'd have to go
in separate rooms.
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-Okay.
-I'm gonna make up
the guest bed, just in case.
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All right, come on,
give me that, get out of here.
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-Hey, babe.
-Hi.
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So I have good news.
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I switched shifts with Curtis
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so I have Saturday night off.
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Oh, perfect! Uh...
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except Saturday is no good.
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No, uh, Grace has
her choir concert.
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How about Friday?
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No, we have a big party
at the restaurant.
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I can't get away.
Uh, what about, uh...
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-what about Thursday?
-Thursday...
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Thursday I've got...
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nothing. Oh, my God.
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I can leave Norwood in charge
of the site in the afternoon
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and be there by dinner.
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I was thinking that maybe, um,
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we could have
a little fun before dinner.
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Well, I like a little
before-dinner fun.
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I know you do.
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Oh, shoot! The, uh, my sea bass
is burning-- I got to go.
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-Bye! Bye, bye, bye.
-Okay, all right, go, go, go, go.
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Ah...
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yes.
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How many steps
do you have?
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-Oh, 8,800.
-What?!
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How is that possible?
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I only have 7,000-- what
are you doing differently?
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I'm walking.
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Oh, it's your
short little steps.
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You walk like a penguin.
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Well, a penguin closing in
on 9,000 steps.
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Oh,
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did you hear about
the nice old man who lives
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in the blue house
on River Bank Drive?
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00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:37,734
Oh, Mr. Szathmary?
247
00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,736
Oh, don't tell me that
a snake got to him.
248
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,086
Mm-mm, but somebody stole
the catalytic converter
249
00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,306
right out of his car.
What?
250
00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:46,351
That is terrible.
251
00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,788
What is a catalytic
converter?
252
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,572
I don't know.
253
00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,139
But you definitely want it.
254
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,793
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
That's why they have it.
255
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,969
Wow, I had no idea how
bad this neighborhood
256
00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,840
was getting until
you joined that app.
257
00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:59,930
Some of his neighbors
started a GoFundMe for him.
258
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,541
For what, the
converter thingy?
259
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,804
Worse.
Worse?
260
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:06,241
Well, worse?
261
00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:09,070
Oh, well, they thought it
was just a sore throat.
262
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,420
But, you know,
the good news is,
263
00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:14,031
these days they
can sometimes
264
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,164
stretch the remaining
healthy esophagus.
265
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,820
Poor guy's just driving around
without a catalytic converter.
266
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,823
Just spewing carbon
into the atmosphere.
267
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,389
Meanwhile...
268
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,869
a piece of the arctic ice
shelf the size of Connecticut
269
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,916
is just gonna
break off...
270
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,744
any minute.
271
00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,487
You can't keep doing this.
272
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:36,576
How big is Connecticut?
273
00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,100
Just ask Delia not
to unload on you.
274
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:42,886
Oh, but, oh,
she's got so much stress.
275
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,322
We all do, Forrest.
276
00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,933
You think I don't have stress?
277
00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,630
Kai thinks
the Tooth Fairy hates him
278
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:48,675
because she only
gave him two dollars
279
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,502
and his friend Lucas got $20.
280
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,375
I had to spend an hour in his
bedroom tonight consoling him.
281
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,204
But I know that tomorrow,
282
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:59,250
he's gonna be playing with
that little spoiled brat Lucas
283
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,644
and everything will be fine,
you know what I'm saying?
284
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,733
Forrest?
285
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,430
Forrest, you're
asleep, aren't you?
286
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:08,172
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, this is the wrong lesson.
287
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,305
Forrest, get up!
288
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,046
There has to be
-consequences, Forrest!
-What?!
289
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,700
Awake-- I'm here!
290
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,353
I'm here! Hello! Hey!
291
00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,225
Ben?
292
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,445
Thank you so much
293
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,969
for picking up Grace
from school tomorrow.
294
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,406
Are you thanking me
or reminding me?
295
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,147
Can it be a little bit of both?
296
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,931
I'm sorry.
297
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,063
I'm just...
I'm so excited
298
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,804
about getting on the
road to see Shannon.
299
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,588
It's just been so long,
I miss her so much.
300
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,981
Hey, corn dog.
301
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:37,027
Uh, corn got my dog.
Dog... got my corn.
302
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,682
What? No, no, no.
Linda-- Linda! Linda!
303
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,471
You don't ever want
to feed a dog a corncob.
304
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,125
Good rule of thumb is,
if you wouldn't eat it,
305
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,039
your dog shouldn't eat it.
306
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,693
Well, that pretty much rules out
307
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:51,912
everything Linda eats.
308
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:52,956
Will she be okay?
309
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,044
Should be.
310
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,133
Worst case scenario,
emergency surgery.
311
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,527
But hopefully she'll pass
the cob on her own.
312
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,529
Oh, poor girl.
313
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,269
Um...
314
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,400
Ah. Hold on.
315
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,924
Hey, babe.
316
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:04,925
I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
317
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:05,926
Everything okay?
318
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,231
Yes. Sorry.
319
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,711
Just, I-I can't wait
to see you tomorrow.
320
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,365
Yeah, yeah.
I'm-I'm excited, too.
321
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,715
Um, I got to, I got to
run. I'll see you soon.
322
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,891
-Excited!
-Okay, okay. Bye.
323
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:18,678
So, um, how long will it
take the cob to pass?
324
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,505
-Eight hours.
-Oh, great!
325
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,332
Two days on the outside.
326
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,986
Ah.
327
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,901
Well, Linda,
328
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,424
let's do this.
329
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,165
My love life is in your hands.
330
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,906
Technically, your love
life is in her butt.
331
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,822
Was that really
-necessary?
-Why would you say that?
332
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,519
I thought it was funny.
333
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,260
Linda, let's go outside.
334
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,261
Let's do this.
335
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,393
Let's go.
336
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,611
Come on, you got it.
337
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,700
Come on, let's do--
let's do this.
338
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,364
"Are you up?"
339
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,412
Remember that blonde lady who
gave you that nice lamb shank?
340
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,806
Well, I'd really like
to see her again,
341
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,155
and I bet you really want
to pass that corncob,
342
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,765
so... win-win.
343
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,248
Ah...
344
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,292
It's okay, girl.
345
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,772
You feel better.
346
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,034
We still got time.
347
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,395
Nope.
348
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:26,876
When are you
supposed to leave?
349
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,964
Uh, four hours ago.
350
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,009
You know what? Go.
351
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,532
Go. Go see Shannon.
352
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,968
I will stay with the dog.
353
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,796
Nobody has a better rapport
with him than I do.
354
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,319
Linda is a her,
355
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,800
and, you know,
if she needs surgery...
356
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,019
Yeah-- I'll take him!
357
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,237
Her.
358
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,109
And thanks, man, but it's okay.
359
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,327
I wish I understood
360
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,765
what was keeping you up
all night, Forrest.
361
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,462
Yeah, Ben hasn't been
able to sleep, either.
362
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,246
Yeah, I'm not sleeping
because he's not sleeping.
363
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,421
And he's not sleeping
because of you!
364
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,249
Me? What-what
am I doing?
365
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,250
What, am I kicking you?
366
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,078
Oh, am I talking in my sleep?
367
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,079
What am I saying?
368
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,080
Is it gibberish?
Is it whole words?
369
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,126
No. No, you just vent.
370
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,127
You're freaking him out.
371
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,693
-What?
-With the rattlesnakes
372
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,173
and the catalytic converter,
373
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,653
and the boom noises no one
can identify. It's just...
374
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,567
What are those?
I don't know.
375
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,177
That's not my fault.
376
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,745
Michelle's on that app,
you know, and she tells me
377
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,660
every single
scary thing
378
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:12,792
that's happening
-in our neighborhood.
-Oh.
379
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,663
Don't blame me.
380
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,143
I have to talk
to somebody about it,
381
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,971
or else I can't sleep at night.
382
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,189
Well, now I can't
sleep at night.
383
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,538
Yeah, which means
I can't sleep at night.
384
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,149
Yeah, tell me about it.
385
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,588
-You all right, Wade?
-Yeah.
386
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,850
Yeah, yeah.
387
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,853
Long distance
relationships suck.
388
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,812
I don't know,
I just keep telling myself
389
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:36,728
that... it's going
to get easier.
390
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,121
But when?
391
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,731
Is there anything
we can do?
392
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:42,386
Uh... no.
393
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,825
I got to go break
the news to Shannon
394
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,217
that we're not going
to see each other...
395
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,653
again.
396
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,177
Well, you know
-where to find us.
-Yeah.
397
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,787
Thanks, guys.
398
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,180
I feel so
bad about the dog.
399
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,964
I wish Wade would
let me stay with him.
400
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,052
MICHELLE,
Her!
401
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,838
I know he's a her.
402
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,057
Dad! Dad!
403
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,667
Linda just pooped
the cob out in the kitchen!
404
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,886
She-she what?
Yeah!
405
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,844
Come clean it up!
What?
406
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,367
No. You clean it up.
407
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,150
I'm out of here.
What?
408
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,282
You-you... Look at you.
409
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,240
Aw, you're the best dog.
410
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,328
Aw, you pooped the cob!
411
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,287
Oh! Yes! Mwah!
412
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,418
Okay.
413
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,637
Hey, hey, hey.
414
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,900
Guess what. We have corn.
415
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,597
We have corn?
416
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,077
Does that mean you can come?
417
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:25,560
Yes, I am walking
out of the house right now.
418
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,779
Alexa, how long will it take
to get to Asheville?
419
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,043
Based on current traffic,
420
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,610
it'll take about
four hours, three minutes
421
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,568
to drive to Asheville.
422
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,049
11:15. I'll take it.
423
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,311
Better!
Bert's with my sister,
424
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,790
I can meet you halfway.
425
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,923
There's this diner
just off I-40 in Statesville.
426
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,316
Yeah? Is it good?
427
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,795
-Not really.
-Well, you know what?
428
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,232
Doesn't matter.
429
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,015
Alexa, how long will it take
to get to Statesville?
430
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,671
Based on current traffic,
431
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,195
it'll take about
one hour, 51 minutes
432
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,501
to get to Statesville.
433
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,590
Guess who's coming
to Statesville.
434
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,027
I can't tell you
how good it is
435
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,681
-to see you.
-It is so good
to see you.
436
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,335
Yeah, so, uh,
437
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,815
Sadie's actually, um...
she's not convinced you exist.
438
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,036
This is Sadie, this is
your-your friend from work?
439
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,951
No. Sadie, uh,
Sadie from high school.
440
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,083
She's the one who helped me
find the house.
441
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,084
Who are you thinking of?
442
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,520
I just remember
443
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,957
you mentioned
there's a Sadie in the kitchen.
444
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,959
The one with the complete set
of SpongeBob tattoos.
445
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:17,960
Oh, Sophie!
446
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,179
-Okay.
-Don't make that mistake.
447
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,528
Ever. No.
448
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,746
It is kind of hard
to take her seriously
449
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,487
with Squidward on her neck,
but, uh,
450
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,011
trust me, she's...
she's really tough.
451
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,142
So just ...ay, all right.
452
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,143
Whoa, I-I stand warned.
453
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,144
Okay.
Okay.
454
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,321
How is everybody?
455
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,844
They're great.
456
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,063
Yeah?
Yeah.
457
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,412
But I... I just want to hear
458
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,327
about you.
About me?
459
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,241
Yeah.
Oh.
460
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,077
I really wish you'd told me
461
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,949
that I've been keeping you up
at night, Forrest.
462
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,776
Oh, I didn't want to bother you.
463
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,127
Oh, but you know,
that kind of stress,
464
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,478
it just can really build
and build and build
465
00:15:57,521 --> 00:16:00,307
and-and inflame ulcers
466
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,917
and cause heart disease.
467
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,658
Just ask Martha
from my office.
468
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,573
Wow, her husband--
469
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,053
just healthy as an ox
470
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,924
and then, out of
the clear blue sky,
471
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,883
next day, he just...
he just ups and d...
472
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,234
Oh. I'm doing it again.
473
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,365
Forrest, I'm so sorry.
474
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,019
Honey, I get it.
475
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,803
Life is stressful.
Yeah.
476
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,197
And if I can be
therapeutic for you,
477
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,199
I want to be.
Mm...
478
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,114
I want to be that guyin The Green Mile...
Oh.
479
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:28,074
...who absorbs
everybody's pain
480
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,206
and then spits out
a mouthful of bees.
481
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,425
Didn't that kill him?
482
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,904
No, he got the electric chair.
483
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,123
Okay.
Yeah.
484
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,690
Well, I love
485
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,736
that you want to turn my pain
into bees.
486
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,565
But I just-- I can't keep
doing this to you anymore.
487
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,176
It's just, it's too hard on you.
488
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,220
And I love you.
489
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,178
I love you.
490
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,573
What was that boom?
491
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,184
I didn't hear anything.
492
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,446
No?
493
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,622
Sounded like
a transformer, or...
494
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,927
like gas...
495
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,059
No.
No?
496
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,321
Okay. I'm sure it's nothing.
497
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,844
Yeah.
Just...
498
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,368
Okay. Well...
499
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,673
you just relax
500
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,024
and... good night.
501
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,510
I wish you could
come back with me.
502
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,730
Oh, I wish you could
come back with me.
503
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,123
I know.
504
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,125
Well, I think it's a victory
that we made it halfway.
505
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:22,084
Right? I mean, so did
the Titanic, so...
506
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,564
Yeah.
507
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,695
I'll see you soon, okay?
508
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,045
Okay.
Okay. But not,
509
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,698
not this week, because
I have to deal with, um,
510
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,700
I have to deal
with Bert's new school.
511
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,876
Um ..., I guess he's been
teaching his classmates
512
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,487
some very
interesting words.
513
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,793
Oh.
Which, in fairness, I
guess I taught him, so...
514
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,099
um... maybe the week after?
515
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,840
Well, it can't be
on the weekend,
516
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,670
because Friday is
Grace's 16th birthday.
517
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,193
Yeah. And I,
518
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,934
I promised her that I would
take her and her friends
519
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,240
to go ride go-carts.
520
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,545
Oh, that's fun.
521
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,678
Okay, well, why don't
we try, um, a weekday?
522
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,248
Yeah.
Yeah.
523
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,684
Weekday it is.
524
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,815
Okay. All right.
525
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,121
Okay.
526
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,172
Hey, uh, Shannon...
527
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,390
Yeah?
528
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,263
Um...
529
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,702
I want to say thank you.
530
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,357
Thank you? Okay.
531
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,577
When I met you, I was a, um,
532
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:24,146
a shell-shocked widower.
533
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,801
I... I didn't think
534
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,891
that I would ever meet
anybody ever again.
535
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:33,242
And then you came along.
536
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,810
And you... you taught me
things, you know?
537
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,246
Things that I had,
538
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,814
um... I had forgotten.
539
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:45,428
Like I could be
in a relationship.
540
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,431
I could be happy.
541
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,435
I could, uh...
542
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,959
I could feel normal again.
543
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,658
And for that,
544
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,834
I will f... forever be grateful.
545
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,186
We don't ha--
we don't have to...
546
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,145
Look, I just, I...
547
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,276
I wanted you to know that.
548
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,367
You know, just in case
that weekday doesn't work out.
549
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,154
It'll...
It'll work out.
550
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,764
I mean, it's...
551
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,505
this is going to get easier.
552
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,552
Sometime.
553
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,860
Um...
554
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,173
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
555
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,654
Then let's not say goodbye.
556
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:48,926
Okay.
557
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,715
Okay.
558
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,466
Goodbye.
559
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,520
I can't keep doing this.
560
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,957
-I need my sleep.
-I know, Ben. I know.
561
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:20,958
But Forrest just said
562
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,656
that you were so helpful.
563
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,179
I didn't do anything.
564
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,485
You guys just worry too much.
565
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,877
-Yeah.
Look.
566
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,879
Things can get bleak
at night, I know,
567
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,838
but you can deal with it.
568
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,057
I know you can.
569
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,146
Just put aside everything
that's going on in the world
570
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,845
and stop worrying.
571
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,675
Delia?
572
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,817
Huh.
573
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:54,731
The hell is that?
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