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Sheldon Cooper's descent
into madness. Day two.
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It's 2:25 a.m.
and I feel the urge to urinate.
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My normal urination time is 7:10 a.m.
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But here I am, in the middle of the night,
struggling to keep my mind sharp,
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and my pajamas dry.
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It's only a matter of time
before my tenuous grasp on reality fades.
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I suppose I should pee
while I still know what a toilet is.
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(SHELDON HUMMING)
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- Since when do you hum songs?
- What are you talking about?
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- You were just humming.
- Are you sure?
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Sometimes, when my brain
really gets moving, it makes noise.
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How does your brain feel about calculating
the surface tension of the domain walls?
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Let's see.
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(CONTINUES HUMMING) Hey, I was humming.
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One point for Hufflepuff.
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- What song is that?
- Well... Hum it again.
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(SHELDON HUMMING AGAIN)
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Is that the SpongeBob song?
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(SINGING
THE SPONGEBOB SONG)
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(No.
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Whatever, can we just get back to this?
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I feel like I know what song that is,
but I can't put my finger on it.
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(SINGING)
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No.
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It's just an earworm, it'll come to you.
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Okay.
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(SHELDON SINGING AGAIN)
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No.
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Is this what we're doing
the rest of the night?
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(SINGING) I'm surprised you have to ask
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Hello, yes, I'm hoping you can help me.
What song is this?
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(SINGING) La la la la la la la
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You don't know? How dare you call
yourselves a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
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My goodness, do you sing along
to the greatest hits of Elvis Presley
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with that mouth?
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Well, they were no help at all.
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Which is crazy since rock and roll
is all about good customer service.
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Yeah, so you have a song stuck
in your head. It happens to everybody.
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Yeah, well, I'm not everybody,
I have an eidetic memory.
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I should be able to remember
what this song is, but I can't.
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Something's wrong with me.
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I told you if we were patient,
he'd figure it out for himself.
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Oh, I was always afraid
this day would come.
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This might be the first step
of my descent into madness.
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Where I gradually test the limits
of public nudity.
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- Public nudity?
- Yeah, that just means going barefoot.
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- DAVE: Hello.
- Hi, Dave. Uh, it's Amy.
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- Oh, how are you?
- I'm fine, how are you?
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Terrific, and pleasantly surprised
to hear from you,
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given how I acted on our last date.
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Yeah, well, we both made mistakes.
You know, I took the last breadstick,
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you gushed over my ex-boyfriend
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like he was Leonard Nimoy
and you were my ex-boyfriend.
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So, to what do I owe the pleasure?
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Well, I was wondering if you'd like
to get dinner again sometime?
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Yes, please.
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Uh, great.
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"Let me just check my schedule," he said,
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trying to seem like a man
with things on his schedule.
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- How about Saturday?
- Uh...
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Let me see.
Uh, Friday, farmer's market with Jay-Z.
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Sunday, piano shopping with Elton John,
Saturday works.
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Uh! Did you know, at the United Nations,
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there's a department
for Outer Space Affairs?
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Really? Why?
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They exist in case we ever make contact
with an alien civilization.
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Oh, boy, that's one of those jobs
that's boring, boring, boring,
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then, "Oh, God! Where's the memo
with what we do now?"
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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Oh, this is cool.
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So, a few weeks ago I set up a fan page
on Facebook for our band and I...
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Wait a second, how could you do that
without consulting me?
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It's not a big deal.
Just took, like, five minutes to set up.
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That's not the point.
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When we created Footprints on the Moon,
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we agreed that every band decision
would be mutual.
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Now you're just trying
to take over the whole thing.
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You know, maybe I should go solo.
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But someone joined our page.
We have an actual fan.
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All right, this thing's bigger than you
and me, band's back together.
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So, listen to what he wrote.
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"Uh, I saw you play at the
comic book store. You guys rock."
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And then there's an animated smiley face
raising the roof like this...
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- We did raise the roof that night.
- Yeah, we totally did.
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I mean, why do rock stars do drugs
when this feels so great?
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(SINGING) Why can't I recall this song?
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This is taking far too long
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The urge to bang my head against the wall
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again and again and again
and again and again is strong
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Put on some headphones.
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(SINGING) No, they make my earlobes sweat
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Hey, sweetie, what don't you take a break,
and do something else for a while?
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There was a project
I've been thinking about starting.
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- Okay, great. What is it?
- I'll show you.
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Dear crazy, future Sheldon,
you were driven mad by an earworm.
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Your mind, once your most trusted asset,
is now a sack of parrots and monkeys.
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So, I'm going to tell you everything
you need to know.
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Uh, first, music is dangerous,
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the movie Footloose tried to warn us,but we wouldn't listen.
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Oh, wait!
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(SINGING)
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No.
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I would pay $1000
to watch you cut footloose.
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SHELDON: This is Penny.
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She is your friend.
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If she offers you food, it's safe to
take it. You probably paid for it, anyway.
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So, you're really going out
with Dave again?
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Why not? He's actually a very nice guy.
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He spent an entire date talking
about how much he loves Sheldon.
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It's nothing Sheldon hasn't done before.
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Dave's just a big fan of his work.
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Besides, he said
he wouldn't bring it up again.
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Okay, so where's he taking you?
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Oh, he's coming here.
I'm actually making dinner.
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- That's a big step.
- It is?
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Yeah. You're inviting him into your home.
It's intimate.
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It's where your underpants live.
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You know what? Good.
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I mean, I tried to get back together
with Sheldon, he shot me down.
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Dave likes me.
Maybe intimate is what I need.
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Are you sure?
You've never really been with a man.
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Do you really want to start
with one that's 6'7"?
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Why not?
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'Cause it's like taking
your driver's test in a bus.
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Maybe we should post a comment
back to our fan and thank him.
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What should we write?
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How about... Oh, how about,
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"We might be Footprints on the Moon, but
your kind words sent us over the moon."
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Someday, you're gonna make
an amazing grandma.
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What do you wanna write?
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Something badass. You know, like,
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"Thanks for diggin' our vibe.
We'll keep rockin' if you keep rollin'."
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Dude, if I was wearing a bra,
I'd throw it at your head right now.
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I'll keep rockin', you don't do that.
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Okay. I posted it.
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So, who is this guy?
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- Let's see, his name is Trent Monaco.
- Cool name.
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Yeah. He's 24. He's a DJ.
He brews his own beer.
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He's got awesome tattoos.
Dude, he's got a hot girlfriend, too.
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Damn, I don't know
if he's our biggest fan or I'm his.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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Hey, Trent just liked our comment.
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He is so cool! No hard feelings, but
I'm throwing my hypothetical bra at him.
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(SHELDON PLAYING KEYBOARD)
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Oh, my God, he won't stop.
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How does he keep coming up
with new ways to be annoying?
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Nobody knows, that's why he's number one.
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Can you please go talk to him?
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Oh, come on, I take care of him
all day long. You do it for once!
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Once? Who got the gum out of his hair?
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What do you want, a medal?
It was your gum.
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Fine.
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- I love you.
- Who cares?
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SHELDON: What are you doing in my room?
I... Stop it, that's mine!
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Why are you so strong?
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Problem solved.
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Oh!
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(SHELDON PLAYING TUBA)
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Oh, yeah, he got a tuba.
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Dear crazy, future Sheldon,
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this is a thermostat.
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It controls the temperature
of the apartment.
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The ideal setting is 72 degrees.
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If you find this too cold,
then put on a jacket.
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A straightjacket,
'cause 72's the best and you're crazy.
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Now, this is your spot.
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You're very protective of it.
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When anyone else tries to sit here,
you berate them relentlessly.
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And it sounds mean,
but somehow, you make it adorable.
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People are also delighted
by your love of pranks.
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For example, Leonard has no idea
what I did to his coffee.
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It wasn't replace it with Folgers
crystals, I'll tell you that much.
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Hey, can we please get back to work?
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This is Leonard.
He's your best friend in the world.
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Just stop, this is ridiculous.
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Sometimes he gets cranky,
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but you can trust him with your life.
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And he does more things for you
than I can even begin to list.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no, he's drinking it!
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Look at this.
Trent is rebuilding a vintage motorcycle.
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That is so cool!
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Old broken things are so much better
than new things that work.
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- Who's Trent?
- Oh, he's our fan.
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Fan of what?
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Uh, did you forget? We're in a band.
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You mean, because you played one time
in the comic book store?
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And at the children's hospital
until they asked us to leave.
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Hey, dude, Trent just checked in
at the coffee shop on Fair Oaks.
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Really? You wanna go down there
and meet him?
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Are you stalking him? That's creepy.
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It's not creepy. I built the Footprints
on the Moon fan page. Trent joined it.
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After that, all I did was
check out his profile,
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go back in the archive of his feed
until I found his Twitter handle.
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From there it was easy
to find him on Instagram,
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Snapchat and pretty much track
his every movement.
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So, if you think that's creepy,
you married the wrong guy.
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Maybe I should marry Trent.
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Yeah. Like she could get Trent.
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(CHUCKLING)
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- This is delicious.
- Thank you.
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Been a long time
since I had a home-cooked meal.
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When you were married,
did your wife cook?
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Uh, not at first, no.
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But when she started cheating on me
with the French chef,
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she became quite the wiz in the kitchen.
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- So, a little silver lining.
- I suppose. Yeah.
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Nothing takes the sting
out of a shattered life
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like a properly seasoned bowl
of onion soup.
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- How long have you lived here?
- Uh...
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About five years. I'm actually thinking
about moving to a better place,
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now that I don't need to be so close to...
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- Well, you know. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- I do.
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The brilliant physicist that I now know
lives in the area. Not that I care.
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Yeah. Anyway, he doesn't drive, so
I pretty much had to take him everywhere.
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Had to or got to?
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Sorry.
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- My fault, I brought him up.
- Yeah.
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Well, let's change the subject.
No more mentions of you-know-who.
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That's a cool train.
Where did you get that?
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(HUMMING)
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(GARGLING)
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This song is never going to stop.
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Have you ever dealt with something
so relentlessly irritating?
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That's a trick question, right?
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Now, I shouldn't be surprised.
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There's a rich history of brilliant minds
descending into madness.
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Come on, Sheldon,
there are plenty of smart people
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who don't have mental problems.
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Yeah, she's right. For every Newton
who had a psychological issue,
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there's an Edison who was just a jerk.
That could totally be you.
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Empedocles thought he was a god
and jumped into a volcano.
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You know, Pythagoras had
an irrational fear of beans.
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Tesla fell madly in love with a pigeon
who he claimed loved him back.
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Maybe he just had bread in his pocket.
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The list extends outside of science.
Painters like Van Gogh and Pollock.
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Chess champion Bobby Fischer.
Brian Wilson of The Beach...
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(DARLIN' PLAYING)
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I remember the song! It's called Darlin'
by The Beach Boys! Thank goodness!
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I'm not crazy! I don't have
to take a pigeon as my bride!
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There goes our shot
at him living on the roof.
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All right, there he is.
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- So, should we introduce ourselves?
- No, let him spot us.
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I wonder if he's listening
to our music right now.
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Could you imagine?
What a cool way for us to meet.
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He's playing our song
and looks up and there we are.
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His favorite two-piece
acoustic sci-fi novelty rock band.
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And he's all, like, "Aren't you the guys
from Footprints on the Moon..."
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Ooh! What is he doing?
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- I can't watch.
- It's okay. Oh, it's okay, he's done.
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Why is he looking at it?
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No, he's not going to eat it, is he?
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Come on, Trent, you're better than...
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BOTH: No!
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Let's just go.
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Hey, aren't you the guys from...
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- Nope!
- Never heard of them!
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(DARLIN' PLAYING)
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I wonder why it was this particular song
that was stuck in my head.
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I don't know, it's pretty catchy.
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Yeah, do you even like The Beach Boys?
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They have "beach" right in the name,
what do you think?
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Well, now that you can focus again,
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what do you say we get back
to surface tension of domain walls?
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Of course, I'm already seeing
a more efficient way of taming the...
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I know why the song was in my head.
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- Why?
- It's about Amy.
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Okay, look. I know Amy's like an old lady,
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but she's not old enough to have a song
from the '60s written about her.
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It's about how she made my life better.
Consider the lyrics.
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(READING OUT LYRICS)
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She did soften your life, didn't she?
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Yes! She's like
the dryer sheets of my heart!
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I have to go.
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Aw.
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Am I like the dryer sheets of your heart?
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Better. You're the lint trap of my love.
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- That's an interesting tie clip.
- Oh, thanks. It's Avogadro's constant.
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It's useful for calculating the number
of atoms in a substance,
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or causing regret in anyone
who asks about it.
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No, I think it's neat. (CHUCKLES)
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- Oh!
- Sorry, sorry!
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No one's ever liked the tie clip before,
so I just lost all control. I...
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No, it's okay,
and we are on a date. I'm...
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I'm just a little nervous.
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00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,666
Well, no need to be nervous with me.
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I'm just a harmless giant
from a foreign land.
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You know, I'm just being silly. I...
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I don't know what I'm waiting for.
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- (KNOCK ON THE DOOR)
- SHELDON: Amy. Amy. Amy.
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- That's Sheldon.
- You're kidding! How's my hair?
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Sheldon, this isn't a good time.
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I don't care. Amy, there was a song
I couldn't get out of my head.
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Eventually, I realized
the song was about you,
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and like that earworm,
I can't get you out of my heart.
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So, what I'm trying to say is,
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you're my heartworm.
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The metaphorical kind,
not the poodle-killing kind.
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What?
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If I may.
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I believe what he's saying,
in a charming and delightful way,
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is that he loves you and wants you back.
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Dave Gibbs, huge fan of your work.
Don't mind me.
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were on a date.
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No, it's okay, keep going.
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Amy, if you want to be my girlfriend
again, I really want to be your boyfriend.
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I really want that, too.
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Good.
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Because I love you.
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I love you, too.
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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Kiss her, you brilliant fool!
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Well...
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I'll let you get back to your date.
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Get back here.
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Okay, then.
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I'll, uh, see myself out.
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Amy, thank you for dinner.
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Dr. Cooper, pleasure to meet you, sir.
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Uh, if, perhaps, sometime,
you have a spare moment,
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I'd love to discuss physics
or shoot the breeze, as you Yanks say.
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Oh! What a lovely evening!
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