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Can you believe it's been five years
since our first date?
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I know.
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Do you think I should start
watching The Flash TV show?
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That's what you're thinking about?
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Well, one of the things.
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Are any of them me?
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Yes.
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I thought, "I can't decide
if I should watch The Flash TV show.
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I know. I'll ask Amy."
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Anyway...
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What are you doing?
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You're right. You did kind of kill the mood.
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I didn't kill anything.
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You did, talking about your TV stupid show.
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Excuse me.
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Starting to watch a television show that might
run for years isn't a decision to take lightly.
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I'm wrestling with a big
commitment issue here.
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Really?
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That's the commitment issue
you're wrestling with?
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Sheldon, do you understand the irony...
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...of your fixation
on a man with super speed...
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...while after five years
all I can get out of you...
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...is a distracted make-out session
on a couch?
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Irony's not really my strong suit.
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But I have been getting better with sarcasm
if you want to give that a try.
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Oh, sure, I'd love to.
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Whenever you're ready.
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I don't want to rush you,
but I'm closing early tonight.
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Ooh. Hot date?
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No, I overheard Bernadette tell Howard
she's making him a meatloaf...
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...and you don't have to not ask me twice.
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If I stick a lightbulb on this...
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...wouldn't it make a great lamp
for my bedroom?
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You're kidding, right?
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Oh, is this freaking you out?
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Well, I guess I'm just more of a...
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...Pottery Barn, Crate & Barrel kind of guy.
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Maybe Pier 1 if I really want to cut loose.
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All right, never mind.
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No, hey, you should totally get it.
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- In fact, I'll buy it for you.
- Sold.
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- Raj, you don't have to do that.
- Too late, no returns.
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That was really intense.
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Now we know. Next time we go
to the farmer's market...
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...the order is petting zoo first,
then buy vegetables.
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- Hey.
- Oh, good, you're here. I need your assistance.
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Can it wait until I put a Band-Aid
on a goat bite?
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What happened?
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Your buddy got mugged
by some baby farm animals.
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Been there.
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- So, what do you need help with?
- Amy's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.
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Okay. Were you talking
before she got upset?
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- Yes.
- That's probably it.
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What'd you say to her?
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I just asked her if I should start
watching the new Flash TV series.
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- And that made her angry?
- Baffling, right?
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We were necking like a couple of hooligans
under the school bleachers.
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I stopped so I could ask the question.
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Next thing I know, goodbye,
kissy face, hello, yell-y face.
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Sheldon, when you're kissing a girl,
she expects the attention to be on her.
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It was. I asked her if she thought
I should watch The Flash.
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Yeah, I'm tapping out. Leonard?
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I guess your main concern
is the time commitment...
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...of watching an entire season
of a show.
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Oh, no, not just a season.
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If I'm in, I'm in for the whole run,
even if the quality declines.
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I get it. Smallville almost wrecked you.
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Yeah.
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Exactly. You know, I waited 10 years...
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...to see a guy everyone knows can fly, fly.
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What's wrong with you two? He was talking
about television during their date.
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Oh, not just date night.
Our fifth anniversary.
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That's even dumber than you wondering
if being bitten by a goat...
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...would give you the powers of a goat.
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If that happens, don't make me wait 10 years
to watch you eat a tin can.
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Have you guys noticed Emily
has a bit of a twisted side?
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Because she has weird tattoos?
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No, because she wants to have sex
with me in a graveyard.
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One more time?
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She and I were supposed to watch
the new Avengers movie tonight.
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It was sold out. I said, "What else
do you want to do?" She said:
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"Let's go to a cemetery
and do it on somebody's grave."
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Like, a random person
or somebody she knew?
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What difference does it make?
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Well, if it's her father's grave
and they didn't get along...
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...then you know she holds a grudge.
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The only issue is that
everybody has their own thing.
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As long as it's two consenting adults,
I don't see the harm.
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What if it's one consenting adult
and one who pretends to consent...
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...because he's afraid of being alone?
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Well, then I guess bring a blanket.
The grass gets damp at night.
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I don't know, guys.
Maybe this relationship isn't for me.
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Maybe I should break up with her.
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Heh. Right. You're gonna break up with a girl
who has sex with you. You believe this guy?
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I think if Raj wants to break up
with a girl, he can do it.
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- How are you saying that with a straight face?
- I don't know.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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You guys are being jerks.
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Buddy, other than Jenny Craig...
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...you've never broken up
with a girl in your life.
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You're one to talk.
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Complaining about Stuart living here
the past year.
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- Don't see you showing him the door.
- Not the same. Emily's a person.
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Stuart's more like an infestation.
Something you spray for.
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Baloney, okay? You two are as afraid
of hurting someone's feelings as I am.
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That's not true.
We were just laughing right in your face.
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- Thanks for cooking.
- My pleasure.
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- That carrot was delicious.
- Yeah.
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I wish I'd fought harder for the rest of them.
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Still haven't heard from her?
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No, and I'm confused.
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It's been nearly 24 hours.
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Amy should have figured out
she's wrong by now.
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I don't think she's wrong
about you going too slow in the relationship.
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Too slow?
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Yeah, you haven't even slept together.
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That's right. It's called foreplay.
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And I could make the case that you two
aren't moving forward in your relationship.
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Uh, hello?
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Hello.
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No, Sheldon, we're getting married.
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You've been engaged for over a year.
You don't even have a wedding date.
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Well, we will. We're just not in a rush.
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Okay.
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We're gonna set a date.
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Okay, if you say so.
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- Things are good right now.
- Really good.
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- Focusing on my job.
- Been busy with our paper.
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- Yeah, we'll pick a date when we pick a date.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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- You know, I can see why Amy's mad at you.
- Yeah, shut up, Sheldon.
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Did you eat all my yogurt?
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The one that makes ladies do the thing
ladies pretend they don't even though they do?
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You know which yogurt I mean.
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I didn't touch it. Must've been Stuart.
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Maybe Raj is right. Maybe it's time
we tell him he needs to move.
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We should've done it months ago.
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I know, but his store was reopening...
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...and then there were the holidays,
and then he was sick.
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Yeah, right. Sick.
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Look, he didn't have jaundice.
He just looks like that.
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All right, tonight's the night.
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Agreed. When he gets home,
I'm dropping the hammer.
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I like when you take charge.
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I'm not taking charge.
You're the hammer.
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So why haven't we picked a date?
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- You know why.
- Of course I know why. But just for fun, why?
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Not in a rush, busy with work...
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- Things are good right now.
- Really good.
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- You still want to get married, right?
- Oh, my God, yes. Why would you even ask?
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Don't know.
Because we don't have a date?
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- You want a date, pick a date.
- It's not just the date.
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We haven't talked
about anything.
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Big wedding, small wedding,
indoor, outdoor.
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Outdoor? Ugh.
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I can RSVP no right now.
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Okay, indoor it is. Big or small?
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- Is your dad paying?
- I doubt it.
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Okay, two friends each.
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- All right, I want it in a church.
- Fine. I want black tie.
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- Fine. I want to release butterflies.
- Seriously? Airborne worms?
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Okay, well, then it's settled. Small indoor
church wedding, black tie, no butterflies.
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- Sounds perfect.
- Great.
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Still didn't pick a date.
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- Stay out of it.
- Shut up.
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EMILY: It's a beautiful night.
- Oh, yes.
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We've got the moon
and the trees and...
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...Elizabeth McNulty, who...
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...apparently died
when she was the same age I am.
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Makes you feel alive, doesn't it?
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So does enjoying a meal
at a well-lit restaurant, but here we are.
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You aren't scared, are you?
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Of ghosts, no.
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Of you, a little bit.
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I'm sorry I've upset you.
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- I shouldn't have asked so many questions.
- No, it's okay.
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Yeah, maybe it's good
you got us talking about this stuff.
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Well, look at that.
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Even when I'm causing problems,
I make the world a better place.
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Hey. Next, why don't we tackle
your penchant for whining...
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...and Penny's love of the ol' glug-glug?
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Sheldon, I think we're good for now.
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Very well. So does this mean
you'll finally pick a wedding date?
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Ugh. Here we go again.
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Why is everyone so concerned
with us setting a date?
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We're committed to each other. We're happy.
A ceremony isn't gonna change anything.
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So you're never getting married?
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It's his whining, isn't it?
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Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.
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It's amusing that he doesn't hear it.
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Look, all she's saying is, we are in love.
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It doesn't matter
if we get married tomorrow...
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...or a year from now or 50 years from now.
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Ew. Fifty? We'll be old and gross.
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Yeah, but we'll be old and gross together.
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My aunt and uncle were married 63 years.
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Towards the end
it was like watching cheese melt.
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Um, I'm free tonight.
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Are you saying you wanna get married?
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Vegas isn't that far away.
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- I'm in. Let's do it.
- Eee-ah.
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After all these years.
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- I'm really happy for the two of you.
- Thank you.
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Now get out of my spot.
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Bernie, Stuart just pulled up.
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So remember, the key is to be firm.
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- Show no weakness.
- Right.
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Good luck.
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Howard Joel Wolowitz, you get back here.
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I never should have told you
my middle name.
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STUART: Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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You got a minute?
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Sure. Let me just
put this stuff in the fridge.
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I felt bad finishing your yogurt.
I bought more.
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Howard, your favorite fruit
is in season.
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Crunch Berries.
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- Don't let that sway you.
- It's hard not to.
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They taste so much better
than real berries.
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What's up?
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So we need to talk.
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You okay?
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I think we should talk.
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Is everything okay?
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- Well, you've been living here a while now.
- I know.
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I may sell comic books at work,
but the real superheroes...
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...are sitting right in front of me.
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Yeah.
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His middle name is David. Go.
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Look, I care about you a lot...
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...but we are very different people.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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No, no, I'm just pointing out
that you're dark on the inside...
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...and I'm dark on the outside.
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So anyway, what I'm trying to say is...
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- You need to take that?
- It's my dad.
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Probably calling to wish me
a happy birthday.
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I'll call him back.
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You were saying?
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Look, Raj, be honest with me.
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If you want to end things, do it.
Don't expect me to do it for you.
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End things? I'm trying
to tell you that I love you.
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HOWARD & BERNADETTE [SINGING]:
Happy birthday to you
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Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas
you can actually get married in.
245
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Doesn't sound very romantic.
246
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,604
- Yeah, but we could get heart-shaped pancakes.
- Heh, heh.
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- I'm sure we'll find a decent chapel.
- Yeah. Ahem.
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- This is crazy.
- I know.
249
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You think people are gonna be mad?
250
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Maybe. But this isn't
about them, it's about us.
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It is.
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It is about us.
253
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And you know what the best part is?
We took our time.
254
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We met.
We were friends for a couple years.
255
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,282
Then we got together.
Then we got untogether.
256
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,326
Then we worked out all our problems,
and now we know everything about each other.
257
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,047
We can just go forward
with no surprises and no regrets.
258
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Right. No surprises.
259
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And no regrets.
260
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,686
Well, there is...
261
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,524
...one thing...
262
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- ...I feel I should tell you.
- What?
263
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,565
You know, so we can go into this
with no secrets between us.
264
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,324
What?
265
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,644
Remember a couple years back...
266
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...when I was on that research ship
in the North Sea?
267
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,883
- Yeah?
- Okay, well, there was a lot of...
268
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...drinking and craziness going on.
269
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- You told me.
- Okay. Um...
270
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,242
Well, there was this girl.
271
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- What did you do?
- Nothing.
272
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,921
Really, it was just kissing.
273
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,850
- And then what?
- And then nothing.
274
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,442
I stopped it.
275
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,647
But...
276
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...it still bothers me, and...
277
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...I wanted you to know.
278
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[SIGHS]
279
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All right.
280
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,361
- Did you ever do anything like this...?
- Nope. Never.
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LEONARD:
That's too bad.
282
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Hm.
283
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,642
Why are you telling me this now?
284
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,207
Like I said,
we're about to get married...
285
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...and I want a clean slate. No secrets.
286
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,925
Really? To me, it seems like
we're about to get married...
287
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...and you're trying to sabotage it.
288
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,642
- Would you rather I didn't tell you?
- No, I don't want secrets between us.
289
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,087
Now I'm confused.
What am I supposed to do?
290
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,766
Keep your mouth off other women.
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I can do that.
292
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From now on, this mouth...
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...you and food. That's it.
294
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[PENNY SIGHS]
295
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Okay.
296
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,007
Yeah?
297
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,408
Look, I'm not happy this happened...
298
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,366
...but I think I can get past it.
We weren't engaged at the time, and it...
299
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,125
- ...was just kissing.
- Right.
300
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,650
Just kissing.
301
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,446
It wasn't even very good.
She was a smoker.
302
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- I'd just been seasick...
- Okay, that's enough. Stop talking.
303
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,090
So...
304
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,522
...we're still getting married?
305
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,687
Yes.
306
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Because we love each other.
307
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,847
Yes.
308
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,171
And it's the happiest day of our lives.
309
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,125
Don't push it.
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[PHONE LINE RINGING]
311
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- Hello.
- Hello.
312
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,200
Listen, I've been thinking
a lot about relationships...
313
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,567
...and how difficult they can be.
314
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,531
- And I think...
- I've been thinking about them too, Sheldon.
315
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,366
Being your girlfriend is so challenging.
316
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,607
Emotionally.
317
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,725
Physically.
318
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,083
I've been incredibly patient for years.
319
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,210
Strongly disagree. Go on.
320
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,248
Okay, well...
321
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,091
...this isn't easy to say, because...
322
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,402
...I love you, but...
323
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,330
...I need some time...
324
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,411
...to take a step backand reevaluate our situation.
325
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,401
Oh.
326
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,841
I hope you understand.
327
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,927
Okay.
328
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,410
Bye, Sheldon.
329
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,649
Well, Gollum...
330
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...you're an expert on rings.
331
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,807
What do I do with this one?
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00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,322
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