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Leonard, what time
does your mom get in?
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- I don't know. Tomorrow morning?
- Don't you want to know for sure?
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As soon as she flies
into California airspace...
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...I'll feel a disturbance in the Force.
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It's so nice both of your moms are
coming in to see you guys get an award.
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Well, my mother's been there
for every honor I've won...
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...since I beat out my twin sister
for the "Did It On The Potty" trophy.
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- How does this look?
- Aw, it's so nice. She's gonna love it.
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Sure, his mom gets roses.
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When I want them they're a
"bouquet of severed plant genitals."
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You act like I didn't get you
that mushroom log on Valentine's Day.
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He's right, roses die,
but a moist, rotting log...
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...will pump out mushrooms
for two or three magical years.
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Your mom's never been thrilled
with our relationship.
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Maybe I should get her something
so she warms up to me.
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If you could run out and get a PhD,
that might make her like you.
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- Really? It didn't work for you.
LEONARD: Mm-hm.
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- Think the moms will get along?
- They're pretty different.
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Maybe they'll be best friends.
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One of them is brilliant.
One is sweet and simple.
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Sound familiar?
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Shelly, I'm so proud of you
and Leonard for getting this award.
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- Thank you, Mother.
- I tried to read your paper...
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...but it was very hard for me to understand.
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It's quite straight-forward, actually.
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It describes a new model of
the universe that conceptualizes it...
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...as the surface of
an n-dimensional superfluid.
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Interesting. You can believe that...
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...but God filling an Ark with
animals two-by-two is nonsense.
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What did they feed the lions, Mother?
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The floating bodies
of drowned sinners, of course.
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Listen, Leonard's mom is a renowned
psychiatrist and woman of science.
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Can you please keep the Bible babble
to yourself while she's here?
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- Are you ashamed of me?
- Of course not, I love you.
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I'm just embarrassed by
the things you believe, do and say.
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Well, I love you too.
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My little bowl of lion chow.
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So have you and Penny
set a wedding date?
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No, we're kind of taking it slow.
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I see.
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What does that mean?
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You've been on and off
with this woman for seven years...
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...and engaged for one year.
One has to wonder if there's a problem.
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Are you having satisfactory intercourse?
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Yes, Mother.
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BEVERLY:
Only satisfactory, I see.
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I change my answer. It's amazing, it's hot.
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We can barely keep
our hands off each other.
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Seems odd to try and impress
your mother with your sexual prowess.
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But then you always did have
that unresolved Oedipal complex.
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See, this right here, what you're doing...
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...can you please not do that
around Sheldon's mom?
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BEVERLY:
Why, are you attracted to her too?
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Of course not. She's just
a very sweet and God-fearing lady...
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...and you have to be
respectful of her beliefs.
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Leonard, I'm an adult,
I know how to conduct myself...
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...around people
from different walks of life.
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- Thank you.
- Where is she from again?
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- East Texas.
- Ugh.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Dr. Hofstadter, it's so good to see you again.
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Likewise. I read your paper,
it was very impressive.
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- Thank you.
- We just spent two hours in traffic.
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Did you think to mention to me
that you liked our paper?
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Of course I did. But it's a mother's job
to make sure her child's self-esteem...
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...is not dependent on anyone's approval.
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That's so sweet,
you think I have self-esteem.
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Dr. Hofstadter, I want you to
meet my mother, Mary.
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- So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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- How was your flight?
- Very pleasant. And yours?
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Lovely. Almost as if someone...
Not saying who.
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...was watching over the plane.
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You're kidding, right?
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Subtle, Mom. Real subtle.
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- Stuart...
- Morning.
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We talked about this.
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I don't mind you living here,
but we gotta have rules.
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And rule number one is pants.
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Hey.
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You must be very proud of your son.
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Oh, yes. He recently argued
a case before the Supreme Court.
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He did?
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Oh, you mean this son.
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Sure, he's terrific.
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Beverly, would you like
to see the math I worked out...
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...to support our hypothesis?
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You mean my hypothesis.
I hypothesized it all by myself.
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Calm down, dear.
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Mary, I'm curious,
when did you first realize...
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...that your son had
such a remarkable mind?
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Oh, good question.
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Everyone loves stories
about Sheldon Cooper, boy genius.
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Well, I have to say when he was 13...
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...and tried to build
a nuclear reactor in the tool shed.
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Oh, this is a good one.
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First thing you have to know
about Shelly is, since he was little...
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...he was always concerned
with the well-being of others.
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And he didn't think that it was fair
for people to pay for electricity...
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...so he was gonna power
the entire town for free.
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Tell her about the uranium!
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Oh, well. Oh, this is adorable.
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When he arranged to
get some yellow cake from Chad...
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...I thought he was talking about
Twinkies from one of his friends.
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But I wasn't because
I didn't have any friends.
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[LAUGHS]
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It turns out that this little scallywag
was trying to use my Visa card...
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...to buy uranium from an African warlord...
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...in the country of Chad.
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Sounds like Sheldon was a handful.
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Oh, he was a handful.
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I was a handful.
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You still are.
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Mom, tell Mary the story...
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...about how I made
a Van de Graaff generator...
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...out of our vacuum cleaner.
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All right.
He broke the vacuum cleaner.
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[GUNFIRE AND SWORD SWOOSHING
ON TV]
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For a while, everything was vampires...
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...now it's all zombies.
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I wonder what the next monster fad will be.
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We haven't had
a good invisible man in a while.
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Clearly you've never seen me
try to talk to a woman.
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Guys, in the time you've been
sitting here playing video games...
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...I got the car washed,
picked up supplies and went to the bank.
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I put on pants.
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Kiss ass.
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Okay, I don't know
when I became the mother...
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...to three lazy teenagers,
but it stops today.
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You guys are cleaning
the kitchen, top to bottom.
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Hey, I don't even live here.
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Yes or no, do you have clothes
in my laundry now?
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I do.
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And some of it is wool,
so dry flat if possible.
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Here's a picture of me receiving
my Bachelor of Science degree.
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You don't look very happy.
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Well, I had just begun puberty...
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It was figuratively and literally
one of the hairiest moments of my life.
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Shelly does not like change.
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True, but all the clenching in the world...
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...will not keep testicles in your abdomen.
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Hey, sorry, I got caught up at work.
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- Hi, Beverly.
- Hello.
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Oh, okay.
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Sorry, I forgot.
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- You remember my mother.
- Oh, yes. Hi, Mary.
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MARY:
Good to see you again, dear.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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So, Mom, you haven't seen Penny
since we got engaged.
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- Here, let me show you the ring.
- Oh.
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Lovely. Must've been very expensive.
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Oh, no. Not at all.
We found a place online...
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...that repurposes diamond drill bits.
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We did not, that's not true.
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Can I speak to you alone for a second?
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Oh, sure.
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It came from Tiffany's.
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- You mean the box, right?
- Keep walking.
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It really doesn't matter to me
how much he spent on the ring.
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I think.
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Did I misspeak about the ring?
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Yes, and we'll get back to that.
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Even with your mother here...
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...you're deliberately hogging
all the attention from my mom.
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You're like those elephant seal pups...
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...that steals the milk from two mothers.
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Do you mean what marine biologists
refer to as super weaning?
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Yes, you are a super weaner!
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Well, now I have to correct you.
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As a bit of an elephant seal buff...
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...the more accurate comparison
would be when two mother seals...
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...actively seek to nourish the same pup.
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So I believe the term you're looking for...
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...is a "double mother suckler."
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You're right.
That is the term I'm looking for.
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You are a dirty double mother suckler.
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Okay. Now that we have
the terminology straightened out...
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...how dare you?
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Not in a rush.
We'll set a date when the time's right.
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It doesn't matter, sweetie.
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The moment a man lays with a woman,
they are married in the eyes of the Lord.
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BEVERLY:
Ugh.
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"Ugh"? The Bible is "ugh" to you?
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No, I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.
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As a psychiatrist, I know how important
people's superstitions can be to them.
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You wanna talk about superstitions?
Sheldon sent me the books you wrote.
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All that nonsense
about super-egos and ids.
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What bull dropped that on the barn floor?
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His name is Sigmund Freud.
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Hey, look at that.
You both believe in Jewish bearded guys.
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Stay out of this.
PENNY: Mm-hm.
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At least the bearded man that I believe in
preaches love and compassion.
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All yours talks about is
why you hold in your poop...
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...and wanna crawl back inside your mama.
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It's fascinating. How can someone
as enlightened as Sheldon...
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...come from someone like you?
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I know the answer, you're not gonna like it.
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- Try me.
- When I was pregnant with Shelly...
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...I was driving to church,
and I was praying to the Lord...
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...to give me a son
smarter than his dumb-ass daddy.
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And I looked over
and I saw a Jesus bobblehead...
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...in the Subaru next to me nodding "Yes."
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means I can't believe
we're having this conversation.
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Well, do it some more.
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Maybe you can knock
some sense into yourself.
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How about we all stop hitting ourselves...
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...and talk about
something safe like shoes...
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...or how cute little Chinese babies are.
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It's not my fault your mother
likes me better than she likes you!
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Don't flatter yourself! She likes
everybody better than she likes me!
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How old is this Jell-O?
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Well, it's carrots, so I'm gonna say very.
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Sorry we have to do this.
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Bernadette's not wrong.
She does work hard around here.
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Yeah, maybe it's a good thing
if she stops babying you so much.
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She doesn't baby me.
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I saw her pull you home in a wagon.
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For your information, I twisted my ankle
chasing the ice cream truck.
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Face it, dude, Bernadette treats you
the same way your mother used to...
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...and that was not a healthy relationship.
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You're right, it's time for me...
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...to act like an adult in this marriage.
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Starting with my husbandly duty...
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...of taking out the trash.
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Bernie, I made a mess!
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I'm terribly sorry that I upset your mother.
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It's all right, she'll forgive you.
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She has to or she goes to hell.
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I can't help but notice
how her unconditional love for you...
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...is diametrically opposed
to my own parenting strategies.
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Well, you doled out affection
as a reward for achievement...
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...a proven way to
raise a child or train a rat.
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But look how well you turned out.
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I'd feign modesty at this point,
but who would believe me?
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Still, you need to consider how successful
Leonard's brother and sister are.
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I suppose.
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While my brother and sister
are mouth-breathing idiots.
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Do you suppose
you would've flourished more...
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...in a reward-based environment?
240
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Perhaps. But my mom made me
spaghetti with chopped-up hot dogs...
241
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,805
...whenever I wanted, so who cares?
242
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,687
Not once did my mother
ever give me any love or affection...
243
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,201
...for just being myself.
I always had to earn it.
244
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,244
Oh, Leonard, I'm sure
she loves you very much.
245
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,842
In her own cold, godless way.
246
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,761
Yeah, and you certainly
don't have to earn my love.
247
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,167
- Thank you.
- Of course, you already knew that...
248
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,603
...when you bought me this
princess-cut drill bit.
249
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,086
- That's not what it is.
- I know, I know.
250
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,209
[PENNY IMITATES DRILL WHIRRING]
251
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When your mom gets back,
I need to apologize...
252
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,171
...for the way I spoke to her.
253
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,124
Come on, she did kind of start it.
254
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,051
A good Christian would've
turned the other cheek.
255
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,926
On the other hand,
a good Texan would've shot her, so...
256
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,241
I kind of split the difference.
257
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,571
Hey, who's in the mood
for spaghetti and hot dogs?
258
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,886
- Oh, me!
- Yeah, me too!
259
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,884
Coming up.
260
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,091
I don't really feel I deserve it.
261
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,691
That was a big sticky mess...
262
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,571
- ...but I think I got it.
- Looks good.
263
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,331
Look at that,
you cleaned it up all by yourself.
264
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,201
Yes, I cleaned it up all by myself.
265
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,244
Honestly, I don't know why you complain...
266
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,964
Okay, maybe I missed one spot.
267
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,050
Just leave.
268
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,721
I'm so glad you and I
were able to bury the hatchet.
269
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,009
Me too. And I respect
your right to your beliefs.
270
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,288
And I will pray for you.
271
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,728
Okay. Mom, let's get you
back to your hotel...
272
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,610
...before anyone says anything else.
273
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,287
One moment, there's something
I need to say to you.
274
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,960
Oh, really? That's too bad.
275
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,642
Leonard, I always
made you earn my affection...
276
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,970
...but today I realized that there's
more than one way to raise a child.
277
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,686
I taught her that.
278
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,363
Therefore I would like to
initiate a new protocol...
279
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,961
...wherein I shower you...
280
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,731
...with unconditional love.
281
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,600
Wow. When does that start?
282
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So needy.
283
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,002
Come to Mommy.
284
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,041
It's okay. Go ahead.
285
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,482
Oh, my son.
286
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,887
Oh, my mother.
287
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,442
Oh, my God.
288
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,684
[WHISTLING TUNE]
289
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[HUMMING TUNE]
290
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,044
[SINGING]
It's the hard-knock life
291
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,362
ALL [SINGING]:
It's the hard-knock life for us
292
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,524
It's the hard-knock life for us
293
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,445
Instead of treated, we get tricked
294
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,564
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
295
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,371
It's the hard-knock life
296
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,484
Got no folks to speak of, so
297
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,724
It's the hard-knock row we hoe
298
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,242
Cotton blanket 'stead of wool
299
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,171
Empty bellies 'stead of full
300
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,880
It's the hard-knock life
301
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,442
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