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It's the best one they make,
I just can't get it to work.
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- I'll figure it out.
- It streams HD video...
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...straight to your phone while it's flying.
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Nice. Where were you when I was single?
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Okay, we should leave in about an hour.
You all packed?
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I need to throw in a few last-minute things.
You know, makeup, underwear, clothes.
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If your bathroom floor counts
as a carry-on, you're packed.
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Have you ever given a high school
commencement speech before?
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No. It's pretty exciting.
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Aren't you afraid of being blinded?
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- How would I be blinded?
- At the end of the ceremony...
12
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...all the students throw
those pointy hats in the air.
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It's all pomp and circumstance
until someone loses an eye.
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- I'll take my chances.
- Fine.
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I wonder if they make
"I told you so" cards in Braille.
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Look, the problem
with commencement speeches...
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...is that they're boring.
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Ooh. Do you own a T-shirt cannon?
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Why would he own a T-shirt cannon?
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I don't know, why do I own one?
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It's really nice you're sharing
this experience with Penny.
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Mm. I thought it'd be fun to show her
my old stomping grounds.
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I even know the exact spot
where they used to stomp me.
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Well, now you get to go back
as a successful scientist.
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With a beautiful girl on your arm.
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And a pointy hat
sticking out of your eyeball.
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- How did you get ready so fast?
- Oh, I pack light.
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Once, I got through an entire spring break
with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.
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LEONARD: Why did you need a belt?
PENNY: It's called an evening look.
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I've never been to New Jersey before.
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Eh, it gets a bad rap from shows like
Jersey Shore and
Real Housewives.
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- So it's not really like that?
- No, it's like that.
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But I am excited to show you around.
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PENNY:
Think we'll have time to visit your mom?
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Yes. We'll also have time
to put my junk in a garlic press...
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...but I'm not doing that either.
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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Uh-oh.
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I just got an alert.
Our flight's been canceled.
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- What?
- Looks like there's a big storm...
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...all up the east coast.
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- Well, couldn't we get on another airline?
- I don't think so.
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So that's it? We're not going?
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I guess not.
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- Well, that sucks.
- Yeah. I worked hard on that speech too.
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- Ugh. You could tell it to me.
- Thank you, but I'm okay.
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Are you sure?
I could pretend I'm a cheerleader...
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...who can't control herself
around esteemed alumni.
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- Greetings distinguished cheerleaders...
- Ooh!
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Okay, the Wi-Fi extender is on, camera's on,
they're on the same network.
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- We should be getting an image.
- All I see is a black screen.
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And my own reflection.
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I look sad.
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- Maybe we should recalibrate it.
- All right.
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Step one. Rapidly flip the calibration switch
from the fully up...
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...to the fully down position
for at least 10 times.
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- It actually says "at least"?
- Yeah.
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Why would they say "at least"?
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Is it 10 toggles?
Is it a hundred toggles, you know?
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Is it a thousand toggles?
Ten thousand toggles?
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- A hundred thousand toggles...?
- Sheldon.
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You see where I'm going with this.
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Just flip the switch until the lights
on the drone change to solid yellow.
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That seems simple enough.
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Initiating calibration sequence.
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
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Well, I suppose 10
is technically "at least 10."
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But they're still getting
at least one angry letter.
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Now I rotate it horizontally...
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...on its center axis
until the lights turn green.
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Initiating rotation sequence.
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Don't look at me. Initiate.
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What does red and yellow mean?
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It means the calibration failed.
We have to start over.
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Very well.
Reinitiating calibration sequence.
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
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Eleven?
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It's a good thing I didn't send that letter.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Mm. Hello, Daddy, what's up?
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Not much, just wanted
to see how my son's doing.
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Very well, thank you.
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Are you still dating that dermatologist?
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If you could feel how soft my skin is,
you wouldn't have to ask.
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Oh, and there's something else
I wanted to ask you.
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Why did you spend a month's rent
on a toy helicopter?
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Oh, you're where that bill goes.
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I'm tired of indulging your foolish lifestyle.
It's time you learned responsibility.
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The only way to teach you that
is to cut off your allowance.
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No, Daddy, no.
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There are lots of other ways
to teach me responsibility.
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I know, you can give me an egg
and make me take care of it for a week.
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No, my mind is made up.
Starting now, you're on your own.
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But, Daddy, I miss my family so much...
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...and with you and Mommy
getting a divorce...
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...I feel sad and empty.
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Buying a little toy every now and then
helps me fill that void.
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So while I can't hug you every day,
flying that helicopter...
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I'm cutting you off.
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Just to be clear, financially or midsentence?
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No red and yellow,
no red and yellow.
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- It's green!
- Yeah! We did it!
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If it's this much fun to rotate it,
imagine when we fly it.
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Okay, now all I have to do is rotate it vertically
until the lights turn off.
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Oh, no!
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All right, playtime's over.
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Let's open this baby up.
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Won't that void the warranty?
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Sheldon,
I have a Master's degree in engineering.
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I wipe my bottom with warranties.
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Except for AppleCare,
that pays for itself in the long run.
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- Hi.
- Hey, where'd you go?
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- I got you a little something to cheer you up.
- Really?
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Sex last night, pancakes this morning.
Am I dying?
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Just open it.
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Cap and gown?
Why do I need a cap and gown?
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Because you are giving
your commencement speech.
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- What are you talking about?
- I called your school...
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...and convinced them to let you
give your speech over Skype.
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Really? That's amazing.
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And you gave me the robes to give it in.
Thank you.
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Yeah, now about those.
They came from a costume shop...
123
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...and all they had left
was "Sexy Graduate," so they...
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This might be a little short.
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- Short and sexy. That's my wheelhouse.
- Yeah.
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Boy, oh, boy, that's a lot of pieces.
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- You know what they all do, right?
- Yes, of course.
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- What about this one?
- Well...
129
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How familiar are you with miniaturized,
integrated logic circuits?
130
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- Not very.
- That's a miniaturized, integrated logic circuit.
131
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So can you get it working?
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I'm an MIT-trained engineer.
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I built components for the space station.
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I thought the zero-gravity toilet didn't work?
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It worked fine, it just wasn't
designed for Russian cosmonauts...
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...and their potato-based diet.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hello.
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I have to return the helicopter. My father...
What did you do?
139
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Don't worry. He went to MIT.
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He can solve any problem.
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As long as it doesn't originate
in a Russian man's colon.
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- I don't freaking believe this!
- Relax. It'll be fine.
143
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No, you have to put this back together
right now so I can return it.
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You can't return it, Howard wiped
his bottom with the warranty.
145
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What?
146
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I think metaphorically...
147
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...but he was in the bathroom for a while.
148
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Howard, my father cut me off.
149
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- I have to get my money back for this.
- Calm down.
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Okay. Okay, you're right.
151
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It's time for me to step up
and take responsibility for my life.
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Be a man.
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Hello, Mommy?
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Hello, Rajesh. What a nice surprise.
155
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Well, I've been thinking about you.
156
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How are you doing?
Are you happy, Mommy?
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Such a sweet boy for asking.
158
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Can't believe you come
from the poison seed of your father.
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Well, I like to think I take mostly after you.
160
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Anyway, speaking of Daddy,
I had a very strange conversation with him.
161
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He said he couldn't
to send me money anymore...
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...because of his active social life.
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What does that mean, "active social life"?
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Well, let's not talk about him or whatever
shenanigans he may or may not be up to.
165
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Let's talk about you.
166
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Rajesh, is your father seeing someone?
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All I know, Mommy,
is that he's a single, wealthy doctor...
168
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...and now, for some reason,
there's no money for your little boy.
169
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Well, however much money
your father was giving you...
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- ...I'll give you more.
- Thank you, Mommy, I love you.
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Helicopters for everybody.
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What's taking so long?
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- I don't think this is gonna work.
- Just let me see.
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Sweetie, you know you're supposed
to wear clothes under the graduation gown.
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A, surprised you know that.
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B, I wanted to look
like a sexy graduate for you.
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- Well, you do.
- Oh, thank you.
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You're gonna be on Skype.
They're not gonna see your legs.
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I'm gonna go put on pants just in case.
But I have to say, this is very freeing.
180
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Add a belt and I'll take you someplace nice.
181
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Ooh. Done and done.
182
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Okay, I think I've narrowed it down
to a faulty pin...
183
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...on the on board communication chip.
184
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Very impressive.
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You know, when you're done with that...
186
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...can you look at this?
187
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It doesn't make smoke anymore.
188
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One toy at a time.
189
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Sorry. Yeah, maybe it's for the best.
190
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I hear locomotive smoke
is the second leading cause...
191
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...of death among train aficionados.
192
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- What's the first one?
- Suicide.
193
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Wrong, obesity.
194
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- I have the tools you wanted.
- Thank you.
195
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You guys don't have to go to the trouble.
196
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I'm back in the money,
I can buy another helicopter.
197
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It's not about the money.
198
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It's about solving a problem.
It's why I became an engineer.
199
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It's what I like to do,
it's what I'm trained to do, it's who I am.
200
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,042
Well, look at you.
The little engineer that could.
201
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Why don't you just call tech support?
202
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- Hey!
- Not cool!
203
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- What?
- There's two kinds of people in this world.
204
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Those who call tech support...
205
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...and those who make fun of the people
who call tech support.
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I call tech support.
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- You call tech support.
- What a baby.
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And now for our commencement address.
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One of our most distinguished alumni...
210
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...noted Caltech physicist,
Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
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Members of the faculty, students...
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...I'm excited to speak to you today.
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I can't help but remember the last time
I was in this auditorium.
214
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Two guys from the lacrosse team
played keep away with my asthma inhaler.
215
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But enough about my 10-year reunion.
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I'd also like to take a moment
to thank my beautiful fiancée...
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...for helping to make this speech possible,
even though weather nearly prevented it.
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Oh, hello. Hi. I didn't know
he was gonna point it at me, so...
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Don't do drugs and stay in school.
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- They're graduating.
- Okay, bye.
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All right, power is reconnected.
I think we're back in business.
222
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,690
Let's just run a few tests
before we take it outside.
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- Sheldon, we got Wi-Fi?
- Check.
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- GPS?
- Check.
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- Battery charged?
- Check.
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Four hours of our lives gone? Check.
227
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All right, all systems go in five...
228
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Four, three, two, one.
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That's what my train used to do.
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Ready to call tech support?
231
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Give me the number.
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Probably wind up
talking to some foreign guy...
233
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...who's reading from
the same manual I have.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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It's my father, you jerks.
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00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,127
- Hello, Daddy.
- What did you say to your mother?
237
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,370
Nothing, I was just calling to check in,
make sure she's doing okay.
238
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,525
Well, after talking to you,
she seems to think I'm some sort of playboy.
239
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,286
Really? I don't know where
she'd get an idea like that.
240
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,960
You know Mommy
and her crazy imagination.
241
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,130
I'm so lucky I take after you.
242
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,925
- You think you take after me?
- Well, I try to.
243
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,887
I certainly wouldn't be a scientist
if you hadn't been my role model.
244
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,370
Who wants to go to Vegas
in a real helicopter?
245
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,402
It was L. Frank Baum who said:
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"No thief, however skillful...
247
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,283
...can rob one of knowledge...
248
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:11,327
...and that is why knowledge
is the best and safest treasure..."
249
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,490
Wow, I'm boring myself.
250
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,681
Sorry, I can't see any
of your faces right now...
251
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,081
...but I bet they look like this...
252
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,530
Uh, heh. You know,
I wrote an entire speech...
253
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,688
...to say how high school prepares you...
254
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...and what a wonderful place it is...
255
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,206
...but I hated it.
256
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,882
Maybe high school's great
if you look like this...
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But I didn't even feel like I existed
at that school.
258
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,089
And now that I think about it...
259
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,362
...I bet a lot of you feel the same way.
260
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,360
So for the remainder of my speech...
261
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,851
...this is for the invisible kids.
262
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,810
Uh, maybe you never fit in...
263
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,207
...or maybe you're
the smallest kid in school...
264
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,448
...or the heaviest or the weirdest.
265
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,008
Maybe you're graduating
and still haven't had your first kiss...
266
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,248
By the way, 19...
267
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,483
...and Geraldine Coco,
wherever you are, thank you.
268
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,410
...maybe you don't have any friends.
269
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,251
And guess what. That's okay.
270
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,250
While all the popular kids are off doing...
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I don't know what they were doing,
I wasn't there...
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I'll tell you later.
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00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,048
My point is...
274
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,328
...while you're spending time on your own...
275
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,166
...building computers
or practicing your cello...
276
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,081
...what you're really doing
is becoming interesting.
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00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,006
And when people finally do notice you...
278
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,449
...they're gonna find someone
a lot cooler than they thought.
279
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:54,282
And for those of you who were popular
in high school, it's over. Sorry.
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00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,131
Thank you. Congratulations.
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[APPLAUSE]
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FEMALE VOICE [OVER PHONE]:
Your call is important to us.
283
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,165
All our technicians are busy
helping other customers.
284
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,604
Please stay on the line
and someone will be with you shortly.
285
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,451
[MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER PHONE]
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00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,290
What happened to me?
287
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,447
When did I become an old man...
288
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,007
...baffled by modern technology?
289
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,129
Next thing you know, I'll be hitching
my pants up to my armpits...
290
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:39,326
...and complaining about the awful music
the kids are listening to.
291
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,324
It is awful, isn't it?
292
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,448
Listen to that noise.
293
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,091
Hang on, hang on. It's working! I did it!
294
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,164
- How'd you do that?
- No idea, but I did it!
295
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,044
- Maybe you shouldn't be flying it inside.
- I'm not flying it!
296
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,890
- Then who is?
- I don't know.
297
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,163
Must be getting a Wi-Fi signal
from somewhere else.
298
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,687
Initiate landing sequence!
Initiate landing sequence!
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00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,171
Aah!
300
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,725
Hey, the camera's working!
301
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,843
Oh look, it's me. Aah!
302
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,369
MAN [OVER PHONE]:
Tech support, can I help you?
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Yes, it's a robot uprising.
304
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,642
Call the police!
305
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,403
- So you really think they liked it?
- Ah, sweetie, it was the best speech I...
306
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,528
Aah! God!
307
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,528
Don't worry. Everyone in here is safe.
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00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,122
[English - US - SDH]
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