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Would you like to hear some songs
I've rewritten...
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...to get children interested
in the hard sciences?
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- Sure.
- Really?
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Yeah, well, I like music. I like science.
I like making fun of Sheldon. Hit it.
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[SINGING]
There was a scientist who had a theory
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And James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o
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J-A-M-E-S
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C-L-E-R-K
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Space M-A-X-W-E-L-L
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And James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o
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There was a scientist who had a theory
And James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o
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A-M-E-S
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Okay, okay. We get it.
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Perhaps you'd prefer this one.
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[SINGING]
The itsy bitsy spider is not an insect at all
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Because it has eight legs
And two body parts
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- That's pretty cool, Sheldon.
- Thank you.
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Do either of you know Beyoncé?
I'd love her to get behind it.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You know the new Discovery class missions
NASA's been working on?
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- Yeah.
- They're looking to include a message...
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...from Earth in case one of them
is encountered by alien life.
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When I encountered alien life, I discovered
that the key thing was not to sit in its spot.
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You can't breathe our air
without an inhaler...
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...he's allergic to Earth nuts,
but I'm the alien.
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Anyway, I'm among a handful of scientists
that have been asked...
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...to submit a design proposal
for the message and its delivery system.
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- Excellent.
- Congratulations.
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And I was wondering if any of you guys
would like to help me do it.
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Are you kidding? Yes.
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- What did you have in mind?
- I'll tell you what you should do.
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Avoid the presumption
of the Terran sensory input paradigm.
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Absolutely. You need a device capable
of delivering info...
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...across a wide range
of perceptual modalities.
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Any intelligent organism
would at the very least...
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...need the ability to locate
the position of objects in space.
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So the ideal interstellar lingua franca
would be haptic.
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How about a 3D tactile communicator
rigged for cross-sensory transposition?
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Exactly what I expected. Two people forcing
their ideas on me, and only one gentleman...
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...who bothered to ask me
what my thoughts were. You two are out.
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Congratulations, Leonard.
You're on the team.
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My mommy raised a gentleman.
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- Hey, thanks for coming by.
- Yeah, I'm excited to help.
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I would've included the others,
but you know exactly what would've happened.
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They would've taken over the project
and bossed us around.
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I get it. Just this morning, Sheldon wouldn't
let me put almond milk on my Grape-Nuts...
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...because he said
it was a theoretical nut conflict.
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You should've told him
to mind his own business.
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That's better than what I did say,
which was, "Fine, I'll eat them with club soda."
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What makes them think
they're always in charge of everything?
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- They're alpha males.
- Huh.
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- What does that make us?
- We could be betas, they're second in charge.
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- Okay, sounds good.
- Or we could be omegas.
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They get pushed around by the alphas
and the betas.
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Okay, that sounds like us.
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Whatever. There's no alphas here,
and this is your project.
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You're in charge.
How do you wanna start?
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I don't know. How do you wanna start?
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I don't know.
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Should we call Sheldon and Howard?
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- No, we can do this by ourselves.
- Okay, great. How do you wanna start?
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I don't know. How do you wanna start?
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Sheldon. Sheldon. Sheldon.
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I bet that started off as a joke...
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...but by the third one you realized there was
something strangely enjoyable about it.
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Yeah, I kind of wanna do it again.
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I don't recommend it.
You'll be doing it the rest of your life.
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If you're looking for Leonard,
he's with Koothrappali.
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- No, I actually came to talk to you.
- How nice.
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Here are some topics that interest me:
quantum mechanics, trains, flags...
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No, no, it's about my acting career.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that's not on the list.
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- Well...
- Oh, wait.
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How about we split the difference...
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...and discuss why Austria was an archduchy
and not just a regular duchy?
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Okay, here's the thing.
I like pharmaceutical sales, it's going great...
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...but I have an audition for a movie,
and if I get it, it could screw everything up.
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Mm. I know exactly what you should do.
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Unfortunately, I cannot tell you.
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Well, why?
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I'm attempting to turn over a new leaf.
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Earlier today, it was pointed out to me
that I tend to force my ideas on people.
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You're really not gonna tell me?
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No, that train has left the station.
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Now, we can play this one of two ways.
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You can say, "Trains? Tell me more."
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Or you can just look at me like that
and I'll start.
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What's going on in here?
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I am making molecular cocktails.
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This sphere is actually a cosmopolitan. Heh.
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Oh, how do you drink it?
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Just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit.
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I think I'll have a beer.
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- First, take a picture with me.
- Why?
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Well, Raj and I always talked about learning
how to make cocktails like this together.
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So I taught myself...
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...and I'm putting this on Instagram
so he can see it and feel like a turd.
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Say, "Cheese."
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Is this about the probe
he's working on without you?
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You betcha. The very one.
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Howard, you're a grown man.
You guys don't have to do everything together.
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I know...
That's why I'm spending tonight with you.
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Trying to hurt Raj's feelings.
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With my honeybunch.
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- You're being childish.
- No. He is.
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So I have a dominant personality.
We all know that.
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I'm sorry, what do we know?
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In social groupings,
I just naturally wind up in charge.
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Don't take this the wrong way, but how many
of these little booze balls have you had?
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- You don't think I'm a leader?
- I was kidding. Of course, you are.
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Right. I couldn't change if I wanted to.
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You'd better not change
because I love who you are.
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Will you need help cleaning all this up when
you're done, or can you do it all by yourself?
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All by myself.
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There's my big boss man.
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So often, on the front of the locomotive...
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...is a large iron wedge
for clearing objects off the tracks.
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Now, while commonly known as a cow catcher,
I prefer the more accurate "cow exploder."
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Okay, Sheldon, let me ask you a question.
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If I was at a train station...
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...and one train could take me
to my current job...
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...and the other could take me
to an audition for a movie...
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...which train should I get on?
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Are you using trains
to trick me into giving you advice?
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No.
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All right, then.
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You should take a third train
where you audition for the movie...
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...but hold off on making a career decision
until you have more information.
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Oh. You're right. I'm worried about something
that hasn't even happened yet.
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Huh. You are a wise man.
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Well, Penny, who's smarter, the wise man
or the person who comes to him for advice?
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Oh, I guess you're right.
Maybe it is the person who asks.
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No, it's the wise man.
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That's why he's called the wise man.
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Know how I know that?
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I'm the wise man.
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I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
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Just out of curiosity, why didn't you
ask Leonard for advice about this?
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Because I already know what he'll say,
"wah, wah, wah, you shouldn't do it."
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It's just like he's here.
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So we know that previous attempts
to send a message into space...
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...like the Golden Record on
Voyager,
were heavily criticized.
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Aliens could only play the Golden Record
if they figured out how to build a record player.
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To be fair, I watched E.T. build a telephone
out of a Speak & Spell and an umbrella.
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- Dude was like a little brown MacGyver.
- That would be more helpful if E.T. were real.
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Well, my feelings were real
when he was about to die.
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My God, when he's on the table
and they used the paddles on him.
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And he's all white.
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And they zip him up in that bag.
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And Gertie can't stop crying.
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And the flower dies.
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- Okay, let's talk about something else.
- All right.
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So it sounds like we need a way
to communicate that's simple.
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And doesn't require outside machinery
to be built to access it.
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It's also a problem because we don't know
if the aliens who find this can see.
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They might communicate
in a totally different way than us.
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Like when my dog is mad at me,
she tells me by peeing in my slippers.
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That's actually a valid example.
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Animals do deliver messages through scent.
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Bees talk to each other by dancing,
whales have songs...
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Penny has about 20 different ways of rolling
her eyes that each mean something different.
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Okay, so what it sounds like is what we want
is a device that can deliver a message...
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...through not only sight
but other senses as well.
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The most basic sense...
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...that any space-faring civilization
would have to possess is touch.
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Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
We could make a video-playing device...
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...that simultaneously translates
the information into a tactile medium.
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All we have to do
is rig a 3D communication system.
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- We can totally do that.
- I know.
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- This is great.
- Know what else it is?
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- What?
- Exactly what Sheldon and Howard said.
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Well, thank you for peeing in my slippers.
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[SINGING]
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the ear of the bat
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It's the whiskers of the catfish
And the walrus
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Hang on.
Not that your song isn't terrible, it is.
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But how do you mention bats
and leave out sonar?
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You didn't let me finish.
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[SINGING]
And also regarding the bat
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It has sonar
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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Look...
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...I know you guys are upset.
But we've talked about it...
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...and we think it'd be beneficial
for you to be part of the project.
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Well, well, well, did you hear that, Sheldon?
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I'm sorry. I was trying think of what rhymes
with "nose of the aardvark."
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We want you back on the project with us.
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Well, well, well, did you hear that, Howard?
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Look, we admit it, the idea
that you guys came up with was really good.
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And I'd love your help.
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I suppose it couldn't have been easy
for you to say.
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It wasn't.
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So are you in?
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- Certainly.
- Sure.
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Great. Now that we're all on the same page,
let's get together tonight and work on it.
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Get together tonight?
Leonard, stop trying to control everything...
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...and give poor Raj a chance to come up
with what we should do. Go ahead.
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- I think we should do it right now.
- Tonight works better for me.
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Okay.
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PENNY:
Okay, it's just an audition.
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Why am I nervous?
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Maybe it's a good thing.
It just means I want it.
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And I can have it.
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This feels right. Why did I ever give this up?
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Yeah, I'm starting to remember.
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So I'd like to try a technique
where no one gets steamrolled.
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When you talk,
instead of bringing up a new idea...
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...respect what was just said
by building on it.
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Uh, building on that,
we should order dinner.
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How is that building on what he just said?
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Building on what Sheldon said,
I could go for Chinese.
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Hang on. Building on what Leonard said,
no one built on what I said.
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Building on building on that, there's a new
build-your-own pizza place on Colorado.
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- Building on that, I'm lactose intolerant.
- No, I saw the menu, they have soy cheese.
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You didn't say "building on," you're out.
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- It's not Simon Says.
- You're missing the point.
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You're out and you're out, I win.
Who wants pizza?
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Penny?
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey. I haven't seen you auditioning in a while.
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Yeah, I got a job
as a pharmaceutical sales rep.
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- You quit acting?
- Kind of.
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But now I get to act like inflamed heart
is only "a mild side effect."
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I heard you can make good money
doing that.
223
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Yeah, it's going okay,
but I do miss this sometimes.
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Really?
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Because I gotta tell you,
I am so sick of the humiliation...
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- ...and being treated like a piece of meat.
- Chelsea?
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Wish me luck.
228
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They're gonna love you.
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I heard she's pushing 40
and everything's fake.
230
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,168
Yeah, I started that rumor.
231
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,685
Since we agree on the delivery system
for the message, maybe we should talk about...
232
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...what the message could be.
233
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,046
Well, I think we should show
what Earthlings look like.
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The plaque they sent on the
Pioneer probe
had a drawing of a naked man and woman.
235
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,491
Yeah, I never cared for that.
236
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:28,000
It's advertising to predator races
just how soft and squishy we are.
237
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Squeeze yourself.
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00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,124
Oh, don't be offended.
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You know of the four of us,
you have the most veal-like consistency.
240
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:41,488
Maybe there's a way to appear non-aggressive,
but also able to protect ourselves if necessary.
241
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,961
Like smiling and waving with one hand...
242
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,329
...but the other hand
holding the severed head of a tiger.
243
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,646
You wanna send a passive-aggressive message
into the universe? That's ridiculous.
244
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,406
Oh, you mean passive-aggressive
like posting pictures...
245
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:59,168
...of you and your wife eating cosmopolitan
balls that you know belong in my mouth?
246
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,644
Perhaps Howard meant passive-aggressive
like asking our group to help on your project...
247
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,569
...and then only choosing Leonard.
248
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,401
Look, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings...
249
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,844
...but you two have strong personalities
and always end up taking over.
250
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It's not always.
251
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,403
What about when we went to Comic-Con
dressed like Jabba the Hutt?
252
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,929
You got to be Jabba's head
and I got to be his fat slug butt.
253
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We looked great.
254
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,443
You let a guy sit on me.
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He was dressed as Princess Leia.
It made a nice picture.
256
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,569
I'm just saying,
sometimes Raj and I feel pushed aside.
257
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:43,520
Yeah, like when you took Sheldon to Texas
and showed him all around NASA.
258
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,762
You didn't even think
to ask me and Leonard.
259
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,044
You know what? You're right.
260
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,526
I should've asked you.
261
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,446
And if he does ask you, go, it's amazing.
262
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,602
If we're talking about being left out of things,
you guys went to Skywalker Ranch without us.
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Oh, I recommend that too.
That was a magical experience.
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00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:08,324
Wait a minute. Sheldon spent a whole day with
James Earl Jones and never told any of us.
265
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,644
I sure did. Oh, my goodness.
266
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,883
From Jabba's head
to ice cream with Darth Vader.
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I'm having a heck of a ride.
268
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Clearly, good things happen
when I'm in charge.
269
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,490
Now, why don't you boys step aside?
Let me knock this project out.
270
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,120
Sheldon, you're not in charge.
Raj is in charge.
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00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,601
Leonard, who's really in charge?
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The person in charge
or those who put him in charge?
273
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,083
He's right.
If you think about it, we're all in charge.
274
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,325
No, the guy in charge is in cha...
Why's everyone so bad at these?
275
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I mean, the whole experience reminded me
about how much I hated that world.
276
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,685
You know, the anxiety, the depression,
the negativity.
277
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I don't wanna feel those things.
278
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I wanna sell drugs to people
who feel those things.
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00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,800
I can't believe you got up and walked out
of an audition for a big movie.
280
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,521
I did. I mean, I walked in, read for the part,
then stunk up the place.
281
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,245
But then I walked right out.
282
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,487
I'm glad you have a new appreciation
for your job.
283
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,361
I do. And I don't think I've ever thanked you
properly for helping me get it.
284
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:20,283
"Properly", "at all",
it's just words I've never heard.
285
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,523
Well, thank you.
You're a good friend and you changed my life.
286
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,570
You're welcome. Hey,
now that you're making some real money...
287
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,128
...maybe you could take your friend out
for a nice thank-you dinner.
288
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,051
- Sure.
- You probably have to invite your other friend...
289
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,125
...because she overheard you talking about it
and it would be awkward to exclude her.
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- Okay.
- How about now?
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All right.
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Don't forget your wallet.
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Greetings from planet Earth.
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Just turn left at Alpha Centauri,
you can't miss it.
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