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Leonard, I've been working on an opening joke
for our lecture at Berkeley.
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Ooh, I like to laugh, but say it anyway.
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Okay. Uh...
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"What do you say to a graduate
of the UC Berkeley Physics Department?"
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"I'll have fries with that." Heh.
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Because his education hasn't prepared him
for a career in the sciences.
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When they chase you out of there,
you have to run faster than Sheldon.
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- Are you all set for your trip?
- Yeah, I think so.
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Yeah, I just restocked the old PRK.
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- PRK?
- Public restroom kit.
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Everything a boy needs for making pee-pee
in new and strange places.
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I don't see what's crazy about bringing a
backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell.
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Keep going.
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And rubber gloves, air freshener...
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...uh, noise-canceling headphones.
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Oh, danger whistle.
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Um... Pepper spray.
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Ooh, a multi-language "occupied" sign.
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Let's see. We have seat protectors,
uh, booties for my shoes...
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...a clothespin for my nose.
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Oh, and a mirror on a stick...
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...so I can make sure the person in the stall
next to me isn't some kind of weirdo.
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You're still worried some Berkeley girl
is gonna steal him away?
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Yes, who do you think gave him
the danger whistle?
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Would you like to play a physics car game
I invented called I Can't Spy?
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It's all the nail-biting tension of I Spy...
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...but the added fun of subatomic particles
and waves outside the visible spectrum.
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If it's half as much fun as One Times Ten to
the Fourth Bottles of Beer on the Wall, I'm in.
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I'll begin. Uh...
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I can't spy with my little eye...
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...something passing right through us.
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That soy Frappuccino I had. Heh.
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Will you please play the game?
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I can't spy with my little eye
something passing right through us.
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I don't know. Um...
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If 65 billion solar neutrinos pass
through a square centimeter every second...
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...given the surface area of this car
is about 60,000 square centimeters...
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...that means 3.9 times 10
to the 15th solar neutrinos?
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I don't want to play anymore.
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Haven't been on a road trip in a while,
this is fun.
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We get it, you won the game, stop bragging.
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We wrote a paper together. Now we get to go
to a university and talk about it.
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That's pretty cool.
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I suppose it is.
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In fact, if you'd like to celebrate
with a little music...
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...I'd be okay with that.
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What?
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This road trip just got crazy. Ha, ha.
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Play that funky music, white boy.
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I'm surprised you know that reference.
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What reference?
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I put stickers on everything we're gonna sell.
We need help taking it all out to the driveway.
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Can I be in charge of pricing?
I've been going to garage sales my whole life.
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Can you believe I got these panty hose
for a nickel?
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All right, Amy's in charge of pricing
and being 75.
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- Hey, Penny, can you give me a hand with this?
- Sure.
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We had one of these growing up.
I used to play all the time.
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Oh, yeah? I love Ping-Pong.
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Oh, I meant Beer Pong.
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I had a table too, but I didn't have any friends,
so all I did was serve.
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You can leave one side up
and play against it.
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And if I had a friend,
they might have told me that.
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Excuse me, why is there a sticker on this?
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It's my TARDIS from Doctor Who.
I was planning on moving it in the house.
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I think you just answered
your own question.
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Come on, one day this may double in value
and be worth half what I paid for it.
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We have a lot to do.
We don't need to decide this right now.
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Well, I guess as long
as you're keeping an open mind.
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Of course.
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[WILD CHERRY'S "PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Play that funky music right
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Play that funky music, white boy
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So they're requesting that the white boy
play the funky music, yes?
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Yes.
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And this music we're listening to right now
is funky as well?
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Sure.
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Let me ask you this.
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Do you think this song is the music
the white boy ultimately plays?
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It could be.
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So it's like the musical equivalent
of Russell's paradox.
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The question of whether the set of all sets...
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...that don't contain themselves as members
contains itself.
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- Exactly.
- Well, then I hate it.
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Music should just be fun.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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We're making great time.
We're gonna be there pretty early.
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Will our hotel room be ready?
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I doubt it.
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Aren't you worried that sitting in the lobby
for a long period of time...
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...might attract the attention
of the hotel detective?
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If we do, we'll just tell him
to "Hit the bricks, see."
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Seems a little confrontational, but all right.
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You know, we won't be very far
from Skywalker Ranch.
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Ah. That's true.
But it's not like we can get in there.
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- Why not?
- I don't think George Lucas...
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...put his headquarters in the middle of nowhere
because he wanted people dropping in.
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Yoda's swamp
was in the middle of nowhere.
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Tatooine was in the middle of nowhere.
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Hoth was in the middle of nowhere.
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That's code, Leonard.
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He wants us to drop in.
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We do have time.
I mean, we could drive by and just look at it.
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Yes. Oh.
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I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.
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Ooh. I'm about to lose control
and I think I like it.
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What are you talking about?
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So when do you guys think
you're gonna move in?
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We're still figuring
how much remodeling we wanna do.
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Tricky finding the balance...
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...between tasteful modern
and Jewish mother tchotchke crapfest.
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Have you made a decision
about the TARDIS?
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I think I can sell it
if we call it "Big British Porta-Potty."
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We're not selling it. It's mine.
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You can't just decide.
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How about I arm-wrestle you?
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That's not fair.
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It's like me challenging you
to a sexy pants contest.
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- You could play Ping-Pong for it.
- I would do that.
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How is that fair? You grew up with a table.
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Yes, but I mostly used it as a battlefield
in an ongoing war between the Transformers...
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...and the ThunderCats
for control of a bra I had found in the woods.
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For every episode of Doctor Who
Leonard has made me sit through...
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...I will play on your behalf
and send that TARDIS back to Gallifrey...
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...where I hate that I know it belongs.
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Yes, Penny plays for me.
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That's not fair.
She has upper body muscles.
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Dude, three-time Sanskriti School
for Well-Born Boys badminton champion.
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That's right. Raj can play for me.
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Oh, you just chose champions.
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Like reenacting the ancient German practice
of trial by combat.
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Like when the Mountain fought the Red Viper
in Game of Thrones.
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- Leonard makes you watch that?
- No, I like that show.
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It's got dragons and people doing it.
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It's settled. Fate of Doctor Who's TARDIS will
be decided by a Game of Thrones-inspired...
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...death match on the battlefield
of ThunderCats versus Transformers.
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If you still have that bra,
I'll give you a nickel for it.
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There it is.
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It's just a gate.
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On a road.
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It wasn't even that hard to find.
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- This is so amazing!
- I know!
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- You wanna get a picture?
- I want more than a picture.
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- I wanna go in.
- Well, so do I, but they'll never let us.
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Is that the attitude
that helped you get Penny?
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No, but I don't have three years
to make that gate feel sorry for me.
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Ye... There's a speaker box.
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Drive up, push the button
and let's see what happens.
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Okay, yeah. What do we have to lose? Heh.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Well, get over it.
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Confidence is key in these situations.
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Right.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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You pushed it. Are you out of your mind?
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- MAN [OVER INTERCOM]: Can I help you?
- Uh, uh, uh...
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We don't have an appointment and we don't
belong here, but we're, like, crazy big fans.
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I mean, "crazy" for Star Wars crazy, not crazy
like we have a backpack full of duct tape.
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Although we do have a backpack
that you really don't wanna look in.
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You're blowing it.
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We wanna meet George Lucas
and become his friends and play with him.
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MAN: Hello?This speaker's not working. Just pull up.
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And that's how it's done.
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All right, we've defeated the first challenge.
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Now we must steel ourselves
to face the monster who defends the gate.
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We're trying to get past a security guard,
not rescue Zelda.
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I think what really needs to be rescued is
your sense of whimsy, but one quest at a time.
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So, what's the plan?
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I'm just gonna be honest with the guy.
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Honesty will never get us in.
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Well, what's your plan?
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All right, my plan
is predicated on the assumption...
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...that they have a nurse's office...
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...and your willingness to be lightly stabbed.
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- Who are you here to see?
- I'm gonna tell you the truth.
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Oh, you are killing me.
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We don't have an appointment.
We're just fans of Mr. Lucas' work.
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We thought we'd take a shot,
see if we could get in and look around.
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Sorry, guys, we get this a lot.
I can't let you in.
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What if I told you
that I was the voice of Yoda?
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A recording session, I must attend.
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I'm sorry. Don't listen to him.
We're actually physicists.
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We're giving a lecture at Berkeley later today.
We just... We had some time to kill.
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Hey, listen, you seem like decent guys.
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I can't let you in,
but I've got hats and T-shirts I can give you.
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Thank you so much.
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See?
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Maybe honesty is the...
What are you doing?
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Shedding the yoke of my oppressors,
you blind, sad little man.
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Don't move.
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Code A-A 23. A-A 23.
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MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Copy.
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SHELDON:
I can see the ranch, Leonard.
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Oh, it's rustic, it's lovely.
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I'd take a picture,
but people are chasing me.
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I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.
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They have Tasers,
but they wouldn't dare use... Aah!
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Come on, Raj.
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You are the King Kong of Ping-Pong.
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You are the menace of table tennis.
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Put her away
because I don't have a third one.
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Yes! Whoo!
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Rajesh: 8, Penny: 4.
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Sorry, he's really good.
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Hey, Raj, if Howard can't keep the TARDIS,
how great would it look at your place?
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- What?
- Yeah, what?
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I don't know much about Doctor Who
but if, um...
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...you were to put this right outside
your front door...
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...and open up the back...
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...it would be like your entire apartment
was the inside of the TARDIS.
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Which is pretty cool, because on the show...
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...the inside of the TARDIS
is bigger than the outside.
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But then again,
I don't know much about Doctor Who.
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Don't listen to her.
You and I go way back. We're like brothers.
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We are. We are. Ahem.
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Oh, no, what a terrible serve.
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Sorry, brother.
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- Eight-five.
- This is ridiculous. I want a new champion.
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Amy, were you serious
about being able to serve?
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Oh, it's been a long time.
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I don't know. I'm probably pretty rusty.
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- She's my champion.
- Well, if you can switch champions, so can I.
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- I want Raj.
- Hey.
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Oh, come on, like you even care.
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Well, I care.
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Oh, wait, no, I don't. Good luck, Raj.
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- I thought our friendship meant more to you.
- So did I.
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- Do you think they're gonna call the police?
- I don't know.
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Maybe they'll call Imperial officers
to take us to a holding cell on the Death Star.
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Oh, I think that's below the pay grade
of an Imperial officer.
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- Stormtroopers are really the ones...
- Oh, shut up.
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He's right.
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Stormtroopers actually combine both
the function of infantry and military police. Heh.
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Uh-huh. I'm normally very nice,
but you shut up too.
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So, what are you in for?
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Honestly, I just wanted to meet Mr. Lucas
and say thank you.
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Growing up, the movies
had such an impact on my life.
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I never really fit in anywhere
till I discovered the worlds he created...
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...and finally found a place where I belong.
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But why are you here?
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Oh, I hopped a fence...
241
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...and they caught me in the sculpture gallery
making out with a Chewbacca statue.
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Excuse me.
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Leonard.
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They have a sculpture gallery.
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I talked to my supervisor
and we're gonna let you go with a warning.
246
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But if you come back,
we'll call the police and press charges.
247
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We understand. Thank you so much.
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- Uh, what about me?
- You're not going anywhere, kissy face.
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Let's go. I have to take your picture,
post it at the guard gate.
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Uh, one question about that picture:
Can it be with George Lucas?
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Ooh. Grumpy, you are.
252
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Okay, this is the match that decides it all.
253
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First to 11 wins.
254
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Serve switches every five points.
And just so you know, when this started...
255
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...I was going to put the TARDIS
in a discreet corner...
256
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...but now it's going
right in the middle of the living room...
257
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...on a rotating platform
with a sign that says "Suck it." Game on.
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Except Raj is gonna win.
259
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Isn't that right, Raj?
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Yeah, I mean, her serve was pretty good.
261
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Come on, get in her head. Be intimidating.
262
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Okay.
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I'm gonna own you, bitch.
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- Raj.
- Hey.
265
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That's not nice.
266
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Let's just play.
267
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One-zero. Two.
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Three. Four.
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Five-nothing.
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Ha, ha. Wait, did you play badminton
or sadminton?
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Don't listen to him. All she's got is a serve.
Now, grab a fresh tampon and put her away.
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Wha...? And that's not offensive?
Where's the line?
273
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It's in your purse. Play.
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BERNADETTE:
One-five.
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Two-five. Three-five.
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Four-five.
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00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,730
Five-five.
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00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,327
Six. Seven.
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Eight. Nine.
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00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,646
Ten-five.
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00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,727
Six.
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Seven.
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00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,521
Eight. Nine.
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Ten-ten.
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That was an exciting 40 seconds.
286
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It was, and now the serve is back to you
and the game is over.
287
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,048
You know, Amy, I can't help but wonder...
288
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...how Sheldon would react
if the TARDIS was at your place.
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- Don't listen to her, just hit the ball.
- Keep talking.
290
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If this doesn't get him into your bedroom,
nothing will.
291
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- Are you still mad at me?
- Yes.
292
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We missed our lecture...
293
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,330
...we were almost arrested,
and you got me locked in a room...
294
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...with a man who forced his tongue
down the throat of a stuffed Wookiee.
295
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,203
Boy, some people are just glass half-empty.
296
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,846
The glass is empty, Sheldon.
It's completely empty.
297
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If you gave that glass to a man who was dying
of thirst, he would be dead. You know why?
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Before I answer, was he a smoker?
299
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,083
I think you're looking at this all wrong.
300
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,647
Fine, then tell me
how I should be looking at it.
301
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,050
Well, not only did we go
to Skywalker Ranch, we got in.
302
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,322
And no one we know can say that.
303
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,564
And for all the times you find me irritating...
304
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,845
...today you got to watch someone
shoot me with a Taser.
305
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,841
That part was pretty good.
306
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,565
See?
307
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,486
You did flop around a lot.
308
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,725
I'll take your word for it,
I was too busy trying not to defecate.
309
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,845
You know, when they were escorting us
to the detaining room...
310
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,283
...I looked through a door
and I'm pretty sure I saw a display case...
311
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,244
...with the Ark of the Covenant. Ha, ha.
312
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,204
That's amazing.
313
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,882
And I saw Jabba the Hutt
riding on a motorcycle.
314
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,128
Although that was right after the Tasing,
so who can say for sure.
315
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,530
I guess this could count as an adventure.
316
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,767
It was.
317
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:28,602
And even though we're not allowed back there,
they can never take today away from us.
318
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,884
Unlike my sense of smell,
which hasn't returned since the Tasing.
319
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,086
No, I got nothing.
320
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,964
Amy, the Daleks are right on my tail.
321
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,128
Quick, we need to reset the time circuits.
322
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:54,251
Oh, no, I left my sonic screwdriver behind.
323
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,407
I really should have thought this through.
324
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