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So tell me about your day.
How's it going with the particle detector?
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Wow, you remember that?
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Yeah, I listen to what you say.
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You're building a particle detector
using superfluid helium.
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You know, when you talk like that
I want to take you right here on this table.
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You know from experience
this table cannot support both our weight.
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So how's the detector going?
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It's tricky working with superfluids.
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Whatever container you put them in, they
creep up the sides and crawl out on their own.
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Kind of like Sheldon's ant farm.
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Exactly. Except you don't have
a lunatic running around yelling:
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"I fed you sugar water.
Why are you biting me?"
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Ha.
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You really want to talk about this?
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I do. I didn't write "superfluid helium"
on this napkin for nothing.
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Okay, well, this is cool. There's a thing
called superfluid vacuum theory...
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...where empty space is imagined
as a superfluid with all of its qualities:
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Viscosity, density, surface tension...
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If you're pausing for dramatic effect,
I'd keep it moving.
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No, no.
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[SIGHS]
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People don't talk about surface tension.
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If you imagine our three-space...
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...as the surface of an N-dimensional
superfluid bubble...
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This is exciting.
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This is really exciting.
I have to go find Sheldon.
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Okay, well, if you find him,
use the kitchen island.
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That coffee table
will not support both of you.
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Which means a spherical
multidimensional superfluid...
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...shows the same
negative energy density as space-time.
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What do you think? So, what do you think?
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Hmmm.
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What? Is it wrong?
Have you seen it somewhere else?
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Hmmm.
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I know this isn't my area,
and I could never do math like you can...
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...but could this be something?
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[SHELDON SIGHS]
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Well, you could've set
Newton's gravitational constant to one.
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And the whole thing reeks of blueberry.
You know I can't stand these scented markers.
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No one told you to taste them.
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Come on, is this good or not?
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- It's good.
- Really?
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I like it. I think you're onto something.
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- You do? Not messing with me?
- Not at all.
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In fact, I have got something
for just such an occasion.
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I was starting to think I might never
get a chance to give it to you.
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Good job.
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You're giving me a sticker.
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Not just a sticker.
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It's a sticker of a kitty saying "mee-wow."
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I'm not a preschooler.
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- Fine, I'll take it back.
- I earned this. Back off.
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You're still awake?
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For a man whose last observation...
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...was our universe may be the surface of
a multidimensional supercooled liquid...
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..."you're still awake" seems
like quite the sophomore slump.
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You worked out all the math.
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Oh, I did more than work out all the math.
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I wrote a paper.
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You wrote a paper on my idea?
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I wrote a paper on our idea.
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When did my idea become our idea?
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When I mixed it with Sheldony goodness...
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...and cooked it
in the Easy-Bake Oven of my mind.
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This is good.
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Our idea's really good.
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Well, the light bulb in this oven
is ridiculously bright.
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You know, if no one's thought of this yet,
this could be a big deal.
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Only way we'll know for sure
is if we post it online to the pre-print server.
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I have it ready to go,
but I wasn't gonna do it without you.
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It's all happening so fast.
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Should we sleep on it?
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We could, but we always run the risk
of someone else beating us to the punch.
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You're sure it's good?
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My name is right on there with yours.
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That is a surefire mark of quality.
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That might as well say,
"Directed by Joss Whedon."
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Okay, partner, let's do it.
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Come on.
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Click the mouse with me.
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One, two, three...
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- ...click.
- Click.
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Uh, we did it.
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Yes, we did, my friend.
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- Is your tongue blue?
- I don't want to talk about it.
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- Movie night. What do you wanna watch?
- What happened to that movie you were in?
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Oh, God, probably nothing.
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I think I saw the director
twirling a sign outside the Verizon store.
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- Search for it.
- What...? No, why?
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- Because it would be fun to watch.
- It would be humiliating.
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Well, now we have two reasons.
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They have it.
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- Please, can we watch it?
- Please.
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Fine. But I'm telling you, it's terrible.
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- Have you even seen it?
- No.
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Maybe it turned out better than you think.
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MAN [OVER TV]:
Bananas. Get your fresh bananas.
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Ho, ho, it really didn't.
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Sheldon, this is superfluid helium.
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Put this in your mouth,
your tongue will freeze and break off.
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Does it smell like blueberries?
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- No.
- Then we're probably okay.
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Hey, your paper got mentioned
on the Quantum Diaries physics blog.
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- Really? What did they say?
- It's basically a summary of the theory...
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- ...but there's a bunch of positive comments.
- Let me see. Let me see.
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One calls it "Insightful and innovative."
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We're insightful and innovative.
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- Ooh, nice to meet you, Mr. Insightful.
- Oh, the pleasure is mine, Mr. Innovative.
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Another one says, "The concept shows
some real out-of-the-box thinking."
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Do you hear that Mr. Out-Of-The?
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I do indeed, Mr. Box-Thinking.
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How are you today,
Mr. Can-You-Believe-These-Jackasses?
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Just dandy,
Mr. I-Wish-I-Was-Better-At-Improv.
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- Read another one.
- Okay, okay. Um...
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"The analogy between space-time
and a supercooled fluid...
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...is either meaningless or false.
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I wish this blog
would devote itself to real science...
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...instead of wasting our time with crackpot,
wannabe theoreticians in a rush to publish."
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- Who wrote that?
- It's anonymous.
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Username, "General Relativity."
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Well, I'm responding to it.
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Uh, don't lower yourself to their level.
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Look, I am simply going to defend our work,
scientist to scientist.
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And failing that, suggest that his mother enjoys
a string of both human and non-human lovers.
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Sheldon, my name's on that paper too.
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There's no upside to doing this.
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- He just left another comment.
- What does it say?
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"Upon review, I've changed my mind
about the Cooper-Hofstadter hypothesis...
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...that space-time is like a superfluid.
In fact, it's inspired me...
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...to come up with my own theory:
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Maybe space-time is like two clowns
with their heads in a bucket...
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...much like Cooper and Hofstadter."
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Can I respond now?
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Do it.
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You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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I'm about to show this guy
just how horny I can be.
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Somebody else do it.
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PENNY [OVER TV]:
Doctor, please help me.
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I think I might be turning into a killer gorilla.
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MAN [OVER TV]: Why do you thinkyou're turning into a killer gorilla...
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...and not just a regular gorilla?
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PENNY [OVER TV]:
Because regular gorillas are vegetarians...
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...and I just bit the fingers off your receptionist.
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Okay, we've seen plenty.
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- No, give me the remote.
- Careful, she'll bite your fingers off.
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I've been poking around the Internet...
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...and I found something
we'll enjoy watching even more.
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- What is it?
- Just a video of Bernadette in a beauty pageant.
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- What?
- Okay, I learned my lesson.
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Making fun of people is wrong.
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I haven't learned my lesson. Play it. Play it.
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Hi, I'm Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...
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...from Yorba Linda, California.
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Ha! You look like a talking cupcake.
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And you should pick me for Miss California
Quiznos 1999, because I want to:
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Tell you what I want
What I really, really want
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I'll tell you what I want
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What I really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
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Really, really, really be
Miss California Quiznos 1999
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Play it again. Play it again.
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Did he respond yet?
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No, not yet.
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Hmm. Maybe we shouldn't
have sunk to his level.
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It wasn't that bad.
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Read it back one more time.
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"My good sir, we are neither
crackpots nor wannabes.
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In fact, we are experts in our fields.
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And while you hide behind your anonymity,
we stand behind our paper.
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And later tonight, your mother."
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- And you don't think that's too rough?
- We're just standing behind her.
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It's not like we're gonna say
"boo" and scare her.
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How could you not tell us
you were in beauty pageants?
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Because it's embarrassing.
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Ha! It is. It truly is.
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Yeah, well, Amy writes
Little House on the Prairie fan fiction...
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...about herself and posts it on the Internet.
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No.
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Why? What did I do?
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Sorry. I had to get the spotlight off me.
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And tearing down women
is part of my pageant training.
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Okay, we are reading that right now.
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- Please don't.
- We got embarrassed tonight, come on.
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- But it's personal.
- Why? Is it about you and Sheldon?
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No.
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- Oh, my God, it's about her and Sheldon.
- It's not about me and Sheldon.
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It's about a young woman
in the 1800s named Amelia...
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...and the time-traveling physicist
named Cooper she falls in love with.
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- Oh, please show us?
- Please.
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- No.
- Uh! You know I'm gonna read it either way.
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Good luck finding it.
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[SCOFFS]
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"Amelia and the time-trav..." Found it. Ha, ha.
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"It was just past dawn on the prairie
and like every morning...
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...Amelia prepared to do her chores.
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Except something about this morning
felt different."
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Why?
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Why did it feel different?
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"Maybe it was the first whisper
of winter in the air.
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Or maybe it was the unconscious
handsome man with porcelain skin...
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...and curious clothing
she was about to discover lying in the field.
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A man who would open
her mind to new possibilities...
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...and her body to new feelings."
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You know, there was a time
when I was alone and had no friends.
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I'm starting to miss that.
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He still hasn't responded.
What's taking him so long?
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- Do you really want him to write back?
- Yeah, I do.
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No matter how he responds,
I'm going to destroy him...
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...with a picture of a bored cat,
saying "Oh, really?"
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Mee-wow.
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What are you doing?
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I've created some other user accounts so I
can post positive comments about their paper.
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"This wee little bairn of a theory
nearly blew my kilt off"?
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No. You have to read it
how Dr. Angus McDoogal...
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...of the University of Edinburgh would.
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[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
"This wee little bairn of a theory...
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...nearly blew me kilt off."
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Oh! He wrote back.
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"Cooper and Hofstadter resorting
to juvenile attempts at humor...
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...is proof they have nothing
to back up their ridiculous paper.
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It should come as no surprise
given they work at Caltech...
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...essentially a technical school where
even the physicists are basically engineers."
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Engineers?
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Do you know how insulting that is?
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Yes.
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Guys, this person's just going
out of their way to get a rise out of you.
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Yeah, but it's still so aggravating.
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All the other comments said nice things.
Focus on those.
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Yeah. Dr. Dmitri Plancovik
of Moscow University said:
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[RUSSIAN ACCENT]
"This paper great. I love it more than vodka."
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See? Better with the accent.
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- And send.
- What did you write?
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I'm done hiding from bullies.
I am taking this into the real world.
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- What does that mean?
- I told him we'll meet face-to-face.
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Anytime, anywhere.
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You crazy?
You don't know who this person is. Delete that.
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- Yeah, come on, Sheldon.
- Okay, okay, calm down.
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[COMPUTER CHIMES]
238
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,205
It's him.
239
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,129
He's trying to video chat.
240
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,284
Perhaps I shouldn't have taken this
into the real world.
241
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,450
Oh, really?
242
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,166
"'Time travel, I don't understand, '
said Amelia.
243
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,966
Cooper stared at her,
'Which word don't you understand...
244
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,128
...time or travel?"'
245
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,690
Wow, even in your fantasies
Sheldon's kind of exhausting.
246
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,644
He's like that in the beginning
so she can change him.
247
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,171
It's called good writing.
248
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,369
And wishful thinking.
249
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,642
"It stung Amelia
when he spoke to her this way.
250
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,923
In her one-room schoolhouse
she was always the smartest student...
251
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,721
...regularly besting the boys in her class.
But this was no boy in front of her.
252
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,007
This was a man."
253
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,929
Here we go.
254
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,647
"Cooper told Amelia about all the
incredible things the future would hold...
255
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,690
...like computers and living past 30.
256
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,689
He asked her if she had any questions.
257
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,168
All she longed to ask was if his heart
was beating as fast as hers...
258
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,727
...but she was too afraid
to hear the answer."
259
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,206
Oh, Amelia.
260
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:26,889
"So instead she asked if in the future
Montana ever became a state."
261
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,083
Hey, in the 1800s,
that was considered flirting.
262
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,243
I'm so sick of people
being mean on the Internet.
263
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,842
I think the anonymity makes everyone
feel like they can say things...
264
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,650
...they'd never say to your face.
265
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,125
Interesting.
266
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:51,245
I can't think of a single thing
I wouldn't say to someone's face.
267
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,523
I never noticed that about you.
268
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,443
You know what,
at least you guys did something.
269
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:04,607
You know, you had a theory, you wrote
a paper, you made an actual contribution.
270
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,088
All guys like this do is just tear down
other people's work.
271
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,970
He's right.
272
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,049
You know, I say we call this person back.
273
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,567
We've got no reason to hide.
274
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,123
All right, do it. Call him.
275
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,290
Let's find out what this loser's
ever accomplished.
276
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,124
Click it with me.
277
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,324
- One, two, three, click.
- Click.
278
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,323
[COMPUTER DIALING]
279
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,127
HAWKING [OVER COMPUTER]:
Well, hello, there.
280
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,764
Professor Hawking?
281
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,442
Oh, brother, you should see
the look on your faces.
282
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,848
You really didn't like our paper?
283
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,441
I like your paper very much.
284
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,847
The premise is intriguing.
285
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,488
Then why are you attacking us?
286
00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:01,846
If you were sitting in a chair for 40 years,
you'd get bored too.
287
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,123
Anyway, gotta go.
288
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:10,370
I promised to help the neighbor kid
with his math homework.
289
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,121
Ciao.
290
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,001
Stephen Hawking liked our paper. Heh.
291
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,124
He said the premise is intriguing.
292
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:28,049
Good to see you again,
Mr. Stephen-Hawking-Liked-Our-Paper.
293
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,327
And you as well,
Mr. Our-Premise-Is-Intriguing.
294
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,881
How do you do,
Mr. I'll-Admit-That's-Pretty-Cool?
295
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,806
Yeah, you keep setting me up for failure.
296
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:48,162
"With a heavy heart, Amelia stood
before the newly-repaired time machine.
297
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,966
She regretted giving Cooper
the part he needed."
298
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,209
Because she wanted him
to give her the part she needed.
299
00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,041
- Okay, that's enough.
- No, I really wanna know what happens.
300
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,084
And Bernadette really, really,
wants to know what happens.
301
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,610
You're just making fun of me.
302
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,724
No, I was just kidding, I'm sorry.
And the story's really good.
303
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,729
No, it is. Does he stay?
304
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,527
Do they kiss?
Does she find out about Montana?
305
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,325
Please?
306
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,011
Fine.
307
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:26,766
"As Cooper prepared to depart,
tears filled Amelia's eyes.
308
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:32,086
He took her hand in his and said,
'I can't stay, but I will never forget you.'
309
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:37,881
He brushed his fingers against her cheek,
then quickly stepped into the machine.
310
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,926
'Please don't go, ' she whispered,
but it was too late.
311
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,963
The engine hummed to life."
312
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,162
But they didn't even kiss.
313
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,970
"She turned away, wiping her eyes.
She couldn't bear to watch...
314
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,289
...her one chance at true love
disappear forever.
315
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,969
Then she felt a strong hand
on her shoulder spin her around.
316
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,287
It was Cooper."
317
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,567
[INHALES]
318
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,767
Yes.
319
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,491
"'What about the future?' asked Amelia.
320
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,411
He looked deeply into her eyes
and whispered:
321
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,807
'There is no future without you.'
322
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,204
He pulled her in close.
323
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,961
She began to tremble all over.
324
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,284
She felt his warm breath..."
325
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,689
- You will not believe what Stephen Hawking...
- Get out!
326
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,247
Is the water warm enough?
327
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,287
Given the fact that you took the time
to build a wood fire...
328
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,371
...draw the water from the well and heat it,
it would be rude to complain.
329
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,326
But since you asked, it's a little nippy.
330
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,324
I can fix that.
331
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,009
I couldn't help but notice
your unusual undergarments.
332
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,647
They're not undergarments.
They're Underoos.
333
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,085
Where I come from, they're known
as "Underwear that's fun to wear."
334
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,884
And what's the significance of the spider?
335
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,811
Oh, that represents Spider-Man.
336
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,606
He does whatever a spider can.
337
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,891
There's a lot of rhyming in the future,
isn't there?
338
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,882
You're right.
This is even weirder than I thought.
339
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,491
- You want me to stop reading?
- Are you kidding? No, no.
340
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,523
"As he stood for Amelia to dry him..."
341
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,242
So tell me, Cooper...
342
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:53,004
...are the ways of physical love
different in the future?
343
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,611
Yeah, okay, I'm good.
344
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,362
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