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Have you guys heard about
this research team...
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...that's trying to transgenically manipulate
chicken DNA...
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...to create some sort of chicken dinosaur?
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I think that sounds wonderful.
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What?
You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens.
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Yes, but tell me a dinosaur-chicken salad
sandwich wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.
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[LAUGHING]
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- Hey, guys.
- Hello.
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- We still on for tomorrow night?
- Yeah. I'm excited to meet your girlfriend.
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Speaking of which, according to
a recent study out of Oxford University...
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...when someone takes on
a new romantic partner...
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...that person loses one or two close friends.
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Since when do you read social science?
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I go to the bathroom like everybody else.
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Why would I lose friends
just because I started dating?
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You didn't lose any when you met Amy.
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Well, no, the study refers
to romantic partners.
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Not the way
I would categorize the two of us.
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- But you guys kiss and hold hands.
- I've seen them do it. It's not romantic.
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Look, I'm not the kind of guy who drops
his friends just because he's in a relationship.
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- What happens if she doesn't like us?
- Well, hey, you're my dear friends.
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You'll get a Christmas card for a couple
of years and then you're dead to me.
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So, Howard, is Stuart
still living with your mom?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
- But he's going to.
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My mom got him cable!
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My whole life growing up in that house,
no cable.
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Do you know how many HBOs
that leech had my mother get him? Seven.
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Seven HBOs. Seven.
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Long story short, they have seven HBOs.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey, guys.
- Hello.
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- Emily, you know most everybody.
- Hi.
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- This is Leonard. This is Penny.
- It's nice to meet you.
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- Nice to finally meet you too.
- Hi.
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Hello.
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Wow, Raj, you were not lying about her.
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I told you she exists.
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I hear you're a dermatologist.
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Yeah, I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital.
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Oh! I like their emergency room.
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Even if it turns out you don't have dengue
fever, they still let you take a lollipop.
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You know, Penny just started training
to be a pharmaceutical sales rep.
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- Maybe she could practice on you sometime.
- It would be great to practice on a real doctor.
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Yeah, I'm sure that'd be fine.
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I have some odd freckles on my buttocks.
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Can I make an appointment
for you to look at them?
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Um, okay, I guess.
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I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with
him two minutes and he's taking his pants off.
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Last night was fun.
What'd you think of Emily?
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I don't know. I kind of got
the sense she didn't like me.
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Did she say she didn't like you?
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Of course not. No one says
they don't like you straight to your face.
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We have led different lives.
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You guys just met.
Why would she feel that way?
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It's just this vibe I got.
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- I'm sure you're worried about nothing.
- Probably right.
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I used to think my PE teacher didn't like me,
but it turned out she liked me a little too much.
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- Really?
- Yeah, it was fine.
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We went to a Melissa Etheridge concert,
I got an A, it all worked out.
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When you go to Emily's office to practice
you'll see it's fine.
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Yeah, I hope you're right.
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You really went your entire life without anyone
saying, "I hate you," to your face?
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Yeah.
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I'd say it now, but look at those cheekbones.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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I miss Stuart's place.
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All this loud music and exposed brick.
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Is this a comic book store
or a rave at the third little pig's house?
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Yeah, I wish Stuart would reopen,
I hate this place too.
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Okay, him I believe because he's an
80-year-old man in a 15-year-old's T-shirt.
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You're just upset about Stuart
and your mom and all their HBOs.
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Yes, I am. You know, I can't even watch
Game of Thrones now...
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...without thinking of my mother saying:
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[IMITATING HIS MOTHER]
"Stuart, which one is Thrones?"
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He might not reopen. He didn't get a lot
of money from the insurance company.
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Oh, boy, if there's one thing that gets my goat,
it's those dad-gum insurance companies.
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Why, because they won't get off your lawn?
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Is Stuart trying to get a loan
or find investors?
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All I know is he's got my mother
buying four-ply toilet paper.
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I mean, four-ply.
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If his butt is so delicate
why doesn't he just use an angora rabbit?
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For starters, they shed and bite.
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Hey, here's a thought. Why don't we put up
the rest of the money that Stuart needs?
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So we'd be, like, owners
of a comic book store?
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Kind of a dream come true.
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It does sound fun.
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Maybe we could come up with a business plan
to compete with this place.
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I'll give you a plan right now.
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Step one, open comic book store.
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Step two, start rumor this comic book store
gives you genital warts.
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Step three, buy a big bag
to put the money in.
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It's not that bad.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Thanks for letting me practice
my sales pitch on you. I really appreciate it.
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- Sure.
- I brought coffee.
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I wasn't sure what you like so I got a regular,
a cappuccino and a chai tea.
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Since you like Raj,
I thought you might be into that.
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Thanks. If we could get started,
I'm a little busy.
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Yeah, sure, let me just get out my materials.
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Leonard gave me this.
He used to carry it around in high school.
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You can still see the dent
where they whacked him with it.
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Ahem. Okay, I would like to talk to you about
our new birth-control pill, Femivra.
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Great.
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So Femivra's triphasic design
provides balanced hormonal exposure.
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All right.
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It has also been shown to cause significantly
fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives.
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Although it can cause acne.
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Which, if you ask me, kind of increases
its effectiveness as a contraceptive.
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Funny.
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Okay, I'm sorry, did we get off
on the wrong foot?
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Since the other night, I feel like
you might have a problem with me.
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No, it's fine.
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Are you sure? Because it doesn't seem fine.
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Okay, if you really wanna talk about this...
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- ...I do have a problem.
- Oh, my God. Tell me. What did I do?
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Look, it's nothing, it's just Raj told me
that a while ago you two hooked up.
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What? Why would he say that?
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Did it not happen?
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Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a hookup.
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- Did you kiss?
- Yeah.
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Were you naked?
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Yeah.
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- So it was a hookup.
- No.
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Yeah.
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So, what are some ways we can set our
comic book store apart from the competition?
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Kids buy comic books. It'd be great
to figure out a way to get more kids in.
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You know, when I was a kid I loved
going there, but I could never get a ride.
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Ooh, what if we got a van
and drove around and picked kids up?
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Nice.
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Like at parks and schools.
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Toy stores, puppet shows.
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Hold on, so your idea is to get a van and cruise
the streets looking for kids to pick up?
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Yes.
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And are you gonna use candy
to lure them in?
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We are now.
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You told Emily we hooked up?
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Uh, well, in my defense, I tell everybody.
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Why would you say that?
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We had a conversation about past lovers.
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We weren't lovers, didn't sleep together.
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We got drunk and fooled around.
Why couldn't you leave me out of it?
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We were being honest.
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You'd leave me out of a conversation
with the next guy if you dump Leonard?
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- Why say it?
- Yes.
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Well, I would never leave you off my list.
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And not just because without you we're playing
fast and loose with the word "list."
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Well, good job, now she hates me.
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Great.
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On the bright side, that Oxford study was right.
One friend down.
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I wonder who you're going to lose next.
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You, okay? It's you. You're next.
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No, you're crazy about me.
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I don't know what Emily's so upset about.
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Even if I had slept with him, so what?
Everyone has a past.
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- Ahem.
- Almost everyone has a past.
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Come on, look how pretty you are.
I'm sure this isn't the first girl to hate you.
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It's not.
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And I'm sure you can turn it around.
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How? You can't force someone to like you.
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What if you just hang around and act
like her friend until you wear her down?
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I mean, next thing you know, you're in her
home, eating her food, drinking her wine.
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- No, that won't work.
- You're right. Cheers.
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I know. Why don't you use your sales training
to go back down there and sell yourself?
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- What?
BERNADETTE: Yeah.
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But instead of selling a drug,
you'd be selling Penny.
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- It's cute.
- It's stupid.
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Well, maybe people would like you more
if you didn't crap all over their ideas.
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I'm gonna go with Penny on this one.
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Then again, why wouldn't I?
I mean, we go way back.
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Oh, my God. I didn't used to like you.
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Shh. Amy's here now. Shh.
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The more I think about it, the more intrigued
I am about having our own store.
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We'll get to see all the new stuff
before it hits the shelves.
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And we'll get to have fun interactions
with our customers.
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"This isn't a library. Buy it or get out."
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You say things like that all the time.
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Yes, but as an owner, I'll finally have a good
comeback to, "You don't work here, shut up."
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Do you know how Penny told Raj
he should have left her off his list?
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Yeah.
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Think when she and I had that conversation
she left people off hers?
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I'm sure she did.
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Why?
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Because if she hadn't,
she'd still be wading through the list.
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Will you stay out of this?
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Heh. If only Penny had said that
once in a while.
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What difference does it make?
You're the one she wants to marry.
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- That's true.
- I'm not sure...
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...that complete honesty
is always the best thing for a relationship.
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Yeah, he's right.
Once, in a moment of candor...
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...I told Amy that her hair
reminded me of a duck caught in an oil spill.
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She stormed out.
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Which was sad,
because we were playing Scrabble...
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...and I had all the letters
to spell "persimmon."
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Why are you even part of this conversation?
You don't know anything about women.
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I know that if I had a wife or a fiancée...
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...I'd ask her first
before I invested money in a comic book store.
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[SIGHS]
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- He's right.
- Well, of course I am.
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I was also right about her hair.
It did everything but quack.
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Hey, there's something
I wanted to run past you.
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What's up?
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Well, the guys and I were thinking about
investing in Stuart's comic book store.
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Is that okay?
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Why are you asking me?
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Well, we're engaged
and it's kind of a big deal financially.
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Seems like something we should talk about.
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Oh.
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Well, would you consider mounds of credit
card debt kind of a big deal financially?
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LEONARD:
Yeah.
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PENNY:
Huh.
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So me and the guys were talking
about this great investment opportunity...
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Nope.
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But you didn't hear what it was.
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I know.
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Oh, come on.
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- Fine. What is it?
- It's to help reopen the comic book store.
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Nope.
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Hear me out.
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Howie, you know we're saving up
for a house.
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I know, but all the guys are doing it.
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We're splitting it four ways
so it's really not that much money.
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Just seems like a risky investment.
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I get that.
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Okay, look.
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The real reason this is important is...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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...before my dad left me and my mom...
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...he used to take me
to the comic book store.
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It was one of the few things we did together.
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Howie, I had no idea.
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Well, I don't like to talk about it.
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Oh, baby.
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That story's made-up, isn't it?
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That's how much buying
a comic book store means to me.
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I'd like your honest opinion on something.
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Of course.
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Now, before I start, I need you to know
that I'm very excited about this.
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And anything you say
that isn't enthusiastically supportive...
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...will throw our entire relationship
into question.
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So keep an open mind.
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I'm feeling a little backed into a corner,
Sheldon.
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Perfect.
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Now, I'm considering investing
in Stuart's comic book store.
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Interesting.
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Can you see how a grown man,
an accomplished scientist...
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...who invests in a store that sells picture
books about flying men in colorful underwear...
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...might be wasting both his financial
and intellectual resources?
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No.
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Then I think it's a terrific idea.
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Great.
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Wait till you hear about our van.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey. Thanks for inviting us over.
- Hi. Thank you for coming.
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Listen, Penny, before you start...
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...I wanna apologize for being so rude
the other day in my office.
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- No, no. No need to apologize.
- Excuse me, can I say something?
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I just love both you guys
and I want you to get along.
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And when I say "love," I meant as a friend.
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And, uh, we're too soon, right?
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Okay, sit down. Listen, Emily...
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...what happened between me and Raj
was a long time ago.
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I made it seem like
a bigger deal than I should have.
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Yeah. And Leonard and I are engaged now.
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And I'm just hoping
we can put this whole thing behind us.
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I'd like that too.
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Yeah, I thought I'd be okay with it,
but then I saw how pretty you are.
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Oh. That's so sweet.
I mean, look at you, you are gorgeous.
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It's true, you're both gorgeous.
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Kind of says something about the man
who could bed you both.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You get why I've been alone
most of my adult life.
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So, what brings you by?
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Well, I don't need a reason, it's my house.
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Technically it's your mom's house,
but we certainly want you to feel welcome.
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I'm always welcome.
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Just try and call first.
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Okay, let's get down to business.
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Howie was thinking about putting up
some money to help reopen the store...
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...but before that happens,
I have a few questions.
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I appreciate the offer, but actually,
your mother already gave me the money.
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What?
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Yeah. I told her it was too much, but she said
she was happy to help out her bubala.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Excuse me.
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Ma, you are canceling that check...
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...and Stuart is not your bubala, I'm your
bubala, you can't have more than one bubala!
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I don't know who he's talking to,
she's at Target buying me shirts.
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I'm so glad we could work this all out.
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Yeah, me too.
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We should have dinner
with you and Leonard.
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- We would love that.
- Great.
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- Okay, good night, guys.
- All right, night.
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Bye.
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BOTH:
I hate her.
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I'm disappointed we're not gonna have
our own comic book store.
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I was looking forward to it.
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Would have been nice
to have a place that's ours.
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Where we could just sit
and read comics in peace.
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With comfy seats.
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And snacks.
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I guess it was too good to be true.
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Yeah.
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[ALL SIGH]
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