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So how does this work?
I throw it like a real ball?
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Yeah, nice and easy, right over the plate.
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All right.
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You suck, Wolowitz.
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What's that about?
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I'm heckling you.
It's a beloved part of baseball.
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He's right.
Given that you're probably still waiting...
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...to be picked for a game in fifth grade,
I'm sure you do suck.
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- Hi. What's going on?
- Baseball.
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Okay, this is not what I meant
when I said go outside and play.
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- He's practicing.
- For what?
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The Angels wanted an astronaut to throw out
the first pitch. So guess who they called?
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What? You? Really?
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Well, a lot of people who weren't available,
but then me.
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That's so cool. Congratulations.
I guess that makes you the athlete of the group.
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Well, not just him.
May I remind you that you're talking...
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...to the seeker, beater, chaser and water boy
of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team.
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Watching your boyfriend run around
with a broomstick between his legs...
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...isn't something you forget.
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- Come on. Now, throw one.
- All right, here we go.
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You look like a jackass!
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- Cut it out. You're hurting my feelings.
- Now you know why we're not outside.
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Did you enjoy my lecture?
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No, and neither did our waiter.
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If you're going to serve Cornish game hen...
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...you should be familiar with the history
of Cornwall or be prepared to learn it.
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It's hard to argue with that.
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And I know because I saw a sad man
with a pepper mill desperately try and fail.
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- Hey. How was dinner?
- Good, I had Cornish game hen.
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Oh, that poor waiter.
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- Sheldon, how about tomorrow we see a movie?
- You guys are going out two nights in a row?
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I missed a number of date nights
while I was on my train trip.
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I'm contractually obligated to make them up
under the terms of the relationship agreement.
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That's so hot.
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It's better than hot, it's binding.
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If you're free tomorrow night,
I'd love to have you join us on a double date.
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Aw.
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You are aware that a double date
doesn't count as two dates.
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Oh.
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Well, then come or don't. I don't care.
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Can't believe you're sore.
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Hey, even professional pitchers
need a rubdown after the game.
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They throw an actual ball.
You were throwing air at a TV.
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For your information,
I also gave Leonard one hell of a high five.
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I'm surprised you agreed to do this
in front of a stadium full of people.
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Well, they're doing Space Day and NASA
asked me. I felt like I couldn't say no.
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Okay. If you want, I could help you practice.
I played a lot of softball growing up.
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Thank you, that would be great.
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While we're at it, maybe we can butch up
your run for when you head to the mound.
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What's wrong with the way I run?
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Just kidding. Nothing.
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Sheldon, I'm surprised
you'd choose to go to a pub.
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At our committee meeting,
Amy made a motion for a picnic in a park...
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...but I tacked so many amendments
on that thing it sank like a lead balloon.
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I then suggested a pub.
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Yeah, which I was initially skeptical of until
I saw online that they serve Yorkshire pudding.
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You don't like Yorkshire pudding.
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No, it's yucky, but informing people about
the history of Yorkshire is yummy, yum, yum.
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After a lively debate,
that proposal passed by a two-zero margin.
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Nice to see a busy couple
keep the spark of bureaucracy alive.
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SHELDON:
Ignore them, Amy.
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They're just jealous because they'll never
have a relationship as good as ours.
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PENNY: Isn't this when he says
"bazooka" or something?
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SHELDON:
I wasn't making a joke...
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...I was merely stating facts.
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Amy and I
have a superior relationship to yours.
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You don't honestly think that, do you?
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Leonard, I assumed you knew.
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The ranking of relationships
in our circle, by quality...
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...is me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette,
Raj and his girlfriend...
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...Penny and chardonnay, Penny and you.
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LEONARD:
There isn't any ranking.
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And if there were,
we wouldn't be at the bottom of it.
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Yeah. And actually, I drink sauvignon blanc.
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That's the part you have a problem with?
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Relax.
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AMY:
There they go, fighting again.
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You'd never hear her
talk that way to sauvignon blanc.
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So you never played baseball as a kid?
Not even Little League?
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I was going to, but the day of tryouts
I found my dad's Playboy collection.
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Threw my arm out.
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All right, the pitcher's mound
in Major League Baseball...
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...is 60 feet, 6 inches away from home plate.
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Great. You take this and say when to stop.
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- How much further?
- Keep going.
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- How about now?
- I'll let you know.
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Are you saying "stop"
and we're just too far away to hear you?
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Okay, stop.
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Are you kidding me?
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That's 60 feet.
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There's no way this is 60 feet.
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I'm looking at it.
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You realize this isn't one of those times I want
you to exaggerate how long something is.
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Okay, I gotta... I just... I gotta ask.
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What makes you think your relationship
is so wonderful and ours isn't?
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For starters,
we enjoy spending time together.
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So do we.
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And I've seen you guys ignore each other
for hours doing totally different things.
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It's called "parallel play."
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Yeah, toddlers do that.
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Not as well as we do.
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Can you believe this guy?
He has to be the best at everything.
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So what? Why do you even care?
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Oh, listen to them.
Not even married and the honeymoon's over.
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Whatever. You can't even go on a date
without checking your relationship agreement.
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If you've got a problem
basing a relationship on a contract...
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...I'd like to tell you about
13 plucky colonies that entered...
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...a relationship agreement
called the U.S. Constitution.
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And it may not be cool to say so, but I think
that love affair is still pretty hot today.
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It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear
right now because there's about to be a fire.
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[MOUTHS]
What?
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Okay. It's not that hard.
You just look to where you wanna throw it...
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...step towards where you wanna throw,
and throw it.
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That's your help? That's like saying,
"Here's how you fly a plane...
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...get in the airplane,
know where you wanna go, and fly it."
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Just throw the ball.
Let's see what we're working with.
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Come on, Howard, fire it in.
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Throw the damn ball!
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[POP MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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So when do you guys plan
on getting married?
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We're not sure. But I want to wait long enough
to prove to my mother I'm not pregnant.
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- May I have one of your fries?
- Of course.
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Can I have a bite of your burger?
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Absolutely not.
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Some perfect couple.
He won't even share food with her.
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It has avocado on it.
She's allergic to avocado.
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Are you so jealous of our relationship
you want Amy to die?
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I'm not jealous. I just think it's silly for you...
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...to compare relationships
like they're something that can be quantified.
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Everything is quantifiable.
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That french fry? A seven.
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Spider-Man? A nine.
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The number nine? Oddly, only a four.
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- How ridiculous is he?
- A hundred.
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Sheldon, you're just assigning random
numbers to things based on your opinion.
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No, I'm not. French fries have three variables:
crispiness, saltiness and shape.
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Which is why a curly fry only gets a two.
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If I wanted curls for dinner
I'd order a clown wig.
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Well, a relationship is more complicated
than a french fry.
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Not according to the work
of Berscheid, Snyder and Omoto.
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Oh, what did those rascals do now?
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They developed
the Relationship Closeness Inventory...
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...which predicts the stability of a couple
based on behavior.
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Yeah, not to be confused with the French Fry
Goodness Inventory. That's pure Cooper.
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So this is accurate?
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It's been around for 25 years...
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...and has been extensively corroborated
by other researchers.
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Kind of takes the romance
out of relationships.
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Kind of? It does it perfectly.
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Sheldon and I got an 8.2 out of 10.
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Fine. We'll take it right now.
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- No, don't.
- What?
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- Just don't take it.
- Why not?
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It's stupid.
Who cares what number it is?
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- Come on, it'll be fun.
- I don't want you to.
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I'm getting another drink.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna let you count this as two dates.
They're a lot of work.
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You think he's getting any better?
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Yep.
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HOWARD:
That was a close one.
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Okay.
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- Is it too late for him to cancel?
- I think so.
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HOWARD:
Heads-up. Watch out.
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- Are you mad at me?
- No, stop being stupid.
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Um, phew.
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Is this about the test or is this about us?
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I don't need a test to make me worry about
something I'm already worried about.
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What are you worried about?
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That we're engaged and have nothing
in common and it scares me.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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Yeah, that scares me too.
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- It does?
- Sometimes.
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Well, that's not good.
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You being blindly infatuated with me was
the rock we were building this relationship on.
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Okay, well, this might make you feel better.
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Uh, we're both scared
that our marriage will be a disaster...
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...and so that's something
that we have in common.
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Also, we both think I'm not funny. Heh-heh.
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Huh? See, you're not laughing.
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[LINE RINGS]
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Hey, Froot Loops, what's up?
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Hey, Mike. Listen, NASA asked me
to throw out the first pitch at an Angels game.
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You got any advice?
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Yeah, don't do it.
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What else you up to?
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Why shouldn't I do it?
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There's no upside.
If you do well, no one cares.
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And if you screw up,
you're an idiot on YouTube forever.
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But it's for a good cause.
What about all the kids that'll be there?
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That's what I'm telling you.
Kids are the worst.
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My own daughter tweeted
I have a giant nose.
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Well, maybe I'll do a good job. Heh.
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I don't know. In space you couldn't even
toss me a pen, and that was in zero gravity.
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Okay, thanks for the pep talk.
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Anytime, Froot Loops.
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Give your wife a hug for me.
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She's so much cuter than you,
I don't know how you ever got her.
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He's so nice.
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Hey. Sorry about that.
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No, we're sorry. We never should have been
comparing relationships in the first place.
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Why? We won.
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I say next we take on
Koothrappali and his dog.
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Really give ourselves a challenge.
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I just want to say one more thing.
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Just because Penny and I are very different
people does not mean we're a bad couple.
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The answer is one simple test away.
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You know, it's like when I thought
there was a possum in my closet.
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Did I sit around wondering? No.
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I sent Leonard in
with a pointy stick and a bag.
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I killed his Chewbacca slippers.
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- Let's just take the test.
- No, no, I don't want to.
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- Because you know we're gonna do bad.
- It doesn't matter.
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I don't care if we're a 10 or a two.
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Or a one. A one is possible.
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Marriage is scary.
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You're scared, I'm scared.
But it doesn't make me not want to do it.
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It just makes me want to hold your hand
and do it with you.
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Leonard.
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It would make me so happy
if you said things like that.
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We got an 8.2. Trust me, you're happy.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
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Mm. I love how they put
a waterfall at center field.
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It really ties the whole stadium together.
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Look at you talking sports.
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This is fun, huh? Get to see our friend
throw out the first pitch...
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...have a hot dog, watch the game.
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Whoa.
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Nobody said anything
about watching the game.
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Sheldon, what did you expect?
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I expected to see Howard throw the baseball,
finish my hot dog...
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...and hightail it across the street to Disneyland
just in time for Mickey's Soundsational Parade.
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I'll tell you what, if we stay,
I'll buy you cotton candy and a bobblehead.
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Who's the bobblehead of?
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Does it matter?
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No, as long as it bobbles.
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Howie, I am so proud of you.
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Thanks, I'm proud of me too.
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You ready?
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- Let's do it.
ROY: All right.
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[HOWARD SIGHS]
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- Wish me luck.
- Go get them.
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ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]: Ladies and gentlemen,in honor of Space Day at Angel Stadium...
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...the first pitch will be thrown out
by NASA astronaut Howard Wolowitz.
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[CHEERING]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Can he really throw a ball?
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- On our Quidditch team...
- Yeah, that's a no.
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I have a message
for the young people here today.
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When I was asked to throw the first pitch...
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...a little voice in my head
said I couldn't do it.
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So I practiced and practiced,
and you know what?
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That little voice, ha, was right. But...
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...then I remembered that I'm not an athlete.
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I'm a scientist.
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So today's first pitch
will be delivered to home plate by science.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, I present to you...
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...a working prototype of the Mars Rover.
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[CROWD CLAPPING]
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LEONARD: Whoa!
RAJESH: Wow!
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Whoo!
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And here's the wind-up, and the pitch.
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[WHIRRING]
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Why is it going so slow?
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Because I'm an idiot
who didn't think this through.
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Okay, new plan. We go to Disneyland...
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...play hide-and-seek
on Tom Sawyer's Island...
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...and then come back
and see the end of the pitch.
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[CROWD BOOING]
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Okay, while we're waiting for the ball to arrive,
here's some fun facts about Mars.
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RAJESH:
You suck, Wolowitz!
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He makes a valid point!
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[CROWD CONTINUES BOOING]
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Okay, booing isn't gonna
make it go any faster!
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