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Gentlemen, Star Wars Day
is rapidly approaching.
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We should finalize our plans.
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What? That's a real thing?
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What is it, Star Wars Christmas?
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No. Don't be ridiculous.
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That's Wookie Life Day.
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So when is it?
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Well, it's not May the fifth,
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and it's not May the third...
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It's May the fourth.
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Get it?
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May the "fourth" be with you?
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"May the force be with you."
Get it?
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Oh, no, this face
wasn't because I didn't get it.
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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYS)
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- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Come in.
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Hey, you got a second?
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Yes. Actually, I'm glad you're here.
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I'm working on
the Star Wars Day schedule.
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Now, I have a window built in
after Phantom Menace,
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for complaining, but...
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...I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.
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Sheldon, I've got some bad news.
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What is it?
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I just read online that
Arthur Jeffries passed away.
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Professor Proton is dead?
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Sorry, buddy.
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What are you doing?
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Comforting you?
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Your heart might be
in the right place,
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but your head, chest
and arms certainly aren't.
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Anyway, the funeral's on Sunday.
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But, that's Star Wars Day.
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Yeah...
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Of all the things about this
that are sad,
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that might not be number one.
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You OK?
I know he meant a lot to you.
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I'm fine.
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OK.
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Yet he cried when they changed
the Raisin Bran box.
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This is something
interesting, boys and girls.
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After an owl eats,
he spits up part of his meal,
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that he can't digest,
in the form of a pellet.
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Is... Isn't that a hoot?
(CHUCKLES)
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We'll be right back
after I fire my writers.
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- (OWL HOOTS)
- Oh, shut up.
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Watching your old friend?
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Yes. Look at him, Amy.
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It's such a shame.
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Struck down
in the prime of my life.
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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?
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- I'm not going to the funeral.
- Why not?
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All those people
blowing their noses.
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You can't tell the sick
from the sad.
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I'll be at home celebrating
Star Wars Day, as planned.
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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?
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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.
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And watching a bunch
of goofy space movies
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you've seen hundreds
of times isn't?
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If we were in
a physical relationship,
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you just lost sex tonight.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Penny.
Happy Star Wars Day.
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OK.
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Can I make you breakfast?
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Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar
is open for business.
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No, thanks. Leonard and I
are just going to the funeral.
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You sure? Not even coffee?
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We have R2-Decaf.
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Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?
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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,
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I can always make you
a Chai Tea-3PO.
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I get it... like C-3PO.
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What happened to me?
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- Hey, Sheldon, you want anything?
- No, thank you.
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You're being so quiet.
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Are you upset
or are you just rebooting?
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I'm fine.
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Sweetie, are you sure you don't want
to come with us to the funeral?
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I appreciate the offer,
but Arthur is gone
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and there's nothing
I can do about it.
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When Darth Vader
struck down Obi-Wan,
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did Luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?
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No, he blew up the Death Star.
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Why do I know this?!
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Arthur Jeffries was a scientist.
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I'm sure he didn't care about
silly superstitions like funerals.
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You know, if he were here,
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I think he'd say,
"Enjoy Star Wars Day."
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He was 84.
He'd say, "Where's my pudding?"
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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some
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Attack of the Scones
for the road.
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Oh, like Attack of the Clones.
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We are leaving right now!
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Arthur passing away
was harder on Sheldon
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than he's ready to admit.
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Really hoping this will cheer him up.
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Me, too.
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Although, it might've been
thoughtless of us
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to bake a Death Star cake.
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No, it combines two of
Sheldon's favorite things:
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chocolate chips and the ability
to destroy a planet
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at the push of a button.
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Well, anyway, it'll be
a nice surprise for the boys.
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And Howie doesn't think
I take his interests seriously,
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so hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.
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OK, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.
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This is pretty cool.
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You don't see too many
spherical cakes.
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(SPLATS)
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I wonder why that is.
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I have a confession to make.
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I've never been
to a funeral before.
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Really?
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I just never knew anyone that died.
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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.
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I mean, when he died,
we didn't have a funeral,
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we had a barbecue.
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Yeah, we won't be
eating Arthur tonight.
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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.
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It's weird that he's... just gone.
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I know.
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I feel like I want to cry.
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Oh, that's... that's fine.
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Go ahead.
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I can't do it with you staring at me.
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Sorry.
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No, I'm dry.
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You're a big crybaby.
You start, I'll join in.
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I am not a crybaby.
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Toy Story 3?
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The toys were holding hands
in a furnace!
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Look, Arthur lived a full life.
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And he inspired a lot of people.
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Sure, he was
my childhood hero, but...
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...the fact that I got
to work with him,
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side by side, before he...
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...died was...
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(VOICE BREAKING) It was a gift.
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It was a gift.
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Thank you for being the emotional one
in this relationship.
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- I got your back.
- Yeah.
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OK, here we go.
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Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
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(GROANS)
Let's get this over with.
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Since we all agree
Episode I isn't our favorite,
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maybe we just skip it this time.
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Yeah, Howard,
I think you of all people
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should avoid espousing
the principle
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that if something
is not our favorite,
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we should just get rid of it.
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You know, I heard this way
of watching the movies
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called the Machete Order,
where you watch Episodes IV and V,
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then skip Episode I,
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watch II and III as a flashback,
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and then finish with VI.
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OK, so you'd lose
most of Jar Jar,
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all the trade route talk,
and the boring senate hearings,
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which are like watching C-SPAN
with monsters.
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Get rid of the trade route part?
Then how would Palpatine
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get Chancellor Valorum
kicked out of office?
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How would he get
himself elected? How?
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Can we get through one holiday
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without you saying
something ridiculous?
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It was just a suggestion.
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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?
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"Why don't we change
the Raisin Bran box?"
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And you know
who got hurt by that?
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Every single person
who eats breakfast!
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I think he's taking this Professor
Proton thing pretty hard.
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Should we try to console him?
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Or... should we respect his privacy
in this moment of grief?
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By staying here
and watching the movie.
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That's what
good friends would do!
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(ORCHESTRAL SCORE)
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Well, at least
without Sheldon here,
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we got to start with Episode IV.
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True.
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- I do feel guilty about him.
- Me, too.
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- Maybe we should see how he's doing.
- Yeah.
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- But after the cantina scene.
- Obviously.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Look at Arthur,
cracking up at a joke I told him.
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I'll never hear
that laugh again.
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MAN: You never heard it that time.
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Arthur!
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I thought you were dead.
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I am.
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Oh, it's fantastic.
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I mean, this is the longest
that I've gone
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without running into a men's room
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in... in years.
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Why are you here?
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I don't know. I was...
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I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.
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I know why.
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You've come to me because...
you're my Obi-Wan.
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I'm... I'm not...
I'm not familiar with that.
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Is... Is that an...
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...an Internet?
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Wow. You're dead,
so I'm going to let that slide.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character
from Star Wars.
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After his physical demise,
he comes to Luke Skywalker
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as his mentor in spirit form.
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Well, that...
that clears that up.
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You must be here
to give me advice.
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Well, this... this is weird.
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Most-most of my robes open in...
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...in the back.
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Those are your Jedi robes.
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Wait. What...?
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What... what is this?
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Be careful with that!
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Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
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Neato.
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I'm... I'm gonna need a Band-Aid.
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So... what did you think
of your first funeral?
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Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.
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Yeah, well, when I die,
you can rent a bounce house.
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You think about dying?
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Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.
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What would you regret?
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You know,
that I didn't travel more,
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take more risks,
learn another language.
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You know Klingon.
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- That's true.
- No, I meant that as a regret.
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I just thought of one more.
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What's that?
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I regret not saying "yes"
when you asked me to marry you.
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Well, it just wasn't the right time.
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Yeah.
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And this is also
not the right time.
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Do not propose.
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- What?
- I know that face.
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That's your propose face.
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I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.
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What's two to one?
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I proposed twice,
you proposed once. Two to one.
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Oh, my... It's not a contest.
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I don't know what
you're upset about.
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- I'm the one who's losing.
- OK.
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Fine. Would you feel
better if I propose
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so you could turn me down again?
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Yeah, I think I would.
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OK. Leonard,
will you marry me?
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Hm...
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No, don't you dare.
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You reject me right
now and tie things up.
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It's just such a big decision.
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I don't want to have any regrets.
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Did you ever watch Professor Proton
when you were a kid?
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No. My dad controlled the TV,
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so unless someone
was a Texas Ranger,
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Jake or the Fatman,
we didn't see it.
255
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,540
I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason
256
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,345
that Sheldon got interested
in science.
257
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,264
Not me. I got into science
258
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,974
'cause I was always
the smallest kid in school,
259
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,976
so I thought if I
became a scientist,
260
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,895
I could invent a formula
that made me taller.
261
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,605
That's cute.
262
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,941
Yeah, I thought it was working
for a while,
263
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,234
but then I found out
my brother was just
264
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,361
lowering the pencil marks
on the door frame.
265
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,906
How about you?
266
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,451
Oh, I guess it must have been
back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.
267
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,538
Girl Sprouts?
268
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,791
My mom made it up as an
alternative to the Girl Scouts.
269
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:41,462
She didn't want me selling cookies
on some street corner "like a whore."
270
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,218
How did that get
you into science?
271
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,971
Oh, I went to the library
and took out a book on biology
272
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,098
to see what whores did.
273
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,938
On the one hand, if I say yes...
274
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,940
This isn't funny anymore.
275
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,609
Just say no
so we're done with this.
276
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,068
Will you marry me or not?
277
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,156
Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?
278
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:09,866
No.
279
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,285
Really? Because I just heard,
"Will you marry me?"
280
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,455
That's two proposals, one day.
281
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,784
Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life
282
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,668
telling people how to spell
the name Hofstadter.
283
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,881
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.
284
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,591
Hey.
285
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,218
Penny, don't get upset.
286
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,054
Here.
287
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,016
I love you, but, no,
I will not marry you.
288
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,643
Thank you.
289
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,605
Now, about that second proposal.
On the one hand...
290
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,953
Where... where... where are we?
291
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,122
This is the swampland
of Dagobah.
292
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,293
It's where Luke was trained
in the ways of the Jedi.
293
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,631
Too bad.
I thought it was Florida.
294
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:16,182
When Obi-Wan came to Luke
on this very spot,
295
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,060
he gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.
296
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,020
So, um...
297
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,399
...what do you got for me?
298
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,859
Um...
299
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,405
Always...
300
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,116
...get... get a prenup.
301
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,663
That's it?
302
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,916
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.
303
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,545
Well, why do you think I'm here?
304
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,132
I suppose it has something to do
with your recent passing.
305
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:53,052
Is this the... the first time
you've lost, you know,
306
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,595
someone close to you?
307
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,098
Oh, no. No.
308
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,352
I've already had to say good-bye
to 11 Dr. Whos.
309
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:08,359
Yeah, I've... I've outlived
a few of my doctors, too.
310
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,447
Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.
311
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,074
My father died when I was 14.
312
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,119
I'm... I'm sorry about that.
313
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,121
And now you're gone, too.
314
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,709
It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.
315
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,131
Well, you know, it's...
it's OK to...
316
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,799
...to be sad about them.
317
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:36,721
Just... just make sure,
you know, you appreciate...
318
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,307
...those who...
who are still there for you.
319
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,102
But I do appreciate them.
320
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,980
Well, then...
321
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:50,068
...what am I doing in a swamp...
322
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,699
...dressed like Friar Tuck?
323
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,957
Appreciate them, Sheldon.
324
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,376
(KNOCKING)
325
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,754
Hey, buddy.
326
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,839
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?
327
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,466
I'm OK.
328
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,552
How was the funeral?
329
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,848
It was nice, you know.
330
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,184
A lot of people showed up,
331
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,187
told some great stories about him.
332
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,816
Did you know that Arthur's son
is a high school sci...?
333
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,416
Hey, the guys are about
to start Jedi.
334
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,044
- You want to go watch?
- I do.
335
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,258
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.
336
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:01,472
- Sheldon, that'll take us all night.
- That's true.
337
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,935
It's a good thing I had a nap.
338
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,109
Boy, some of the physical comedy
with Jar Jar
339
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,444
is a little tough to watch.
340
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,491
At least they toned him down
in the second one.
341
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,827
Yeah, he is pretty stupid.
342
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,249
Hey, we can say it. You can't.
343
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,087
- Hey, guys.
- Happy Star Wars Day!
344
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,881
(ALL EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING)
345
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,549
A Death Star cake!
346
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,397
Yeah, we were hoping
it might cheer you up.
347
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,427
And even though it meant
we had to miss the movies,
348
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,762
we could still be
part of the fun.
349
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,010
Well, you didn't miss anything.
We just started over.
350
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,766
Son of a bitch.
351
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,608
♪ (ORCHESTRAL SCORE)
352
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,576
You're back.
353
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,703
Yeah, apparently...
354
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,456
...I'm here whenever...
whenever you need me.
355
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,374
That's nice.
356
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,336
Maybe for you.
357
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,132
Why do I need you now?
358
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,635
Well, as near as I could tell,
359
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:23,888
you fell asleep watching Star Wars,
360
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,642
and now you're dreaming
you're watching Star Wars.
361
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,393
So?
362
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,438
I mean, don't you see
a problem there?
363
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:37,193
I mean, how you're spending
your limited time on earth?
364
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,404
Not at all.
365
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,033
OK, good luck to you.
366
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,936
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