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PENNY:
Previously on The Big Bang Theory:
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- This is just a minor setback.
- No, it's not, okay?
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I've been out here for,
like, ten years.
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- I have nothing to show for it.
- Well, you have me.
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I do have you.
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Mmm.
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Leonard Hofstadter,
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will you marry me?
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Um...
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Did you seriously just say... umm?
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- It's an outrage.
- I know.
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The university, they think
they can do whatever they want.
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We just have to sit
there and take it.
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You need to let it go, Sheldon.
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You work tirelessly for someone
and this is what you get.
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Oh, my God! They're just making
you use your vacation days!
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But I don't want a vacation.
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Okay, listen, I don't mean to
diminish what you're going through,
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but I'm a little
distracted right now.
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Oh, this again?
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So, Penny proposed,
you didn't say yes,
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and now you think you may
have lost her love forever.
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How does this compare to me being
forced to relax for a few days?
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- It doesn't!
- Thank you!
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I'm gonna go talk to Penny.
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I'm going to go inside,
put on my coziest pajamas,
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curl up with a good book and wait
for this nightmare to be over.
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(EXHALES)
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Penny.
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Sorry.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Look, I'm sorry I
didn't text you back.
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I just needed
some time to think.
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- Okay.
- Here. Come in.
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Look, if you want
to break up, just say it.
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- Leonard...
- No, no, no. I take it back.
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Don't say it.
Just hate me, but stay with me.
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It worked for my parents.
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Listen, I don't want
to break up with you.
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Oh. Okay.
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Good, good.
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So it's cool if I cry a little?
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- Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
- Yeah.
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Look, you did the right thing
last night. I was a mess.
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I was just frustrated because
my career is going nowhere.
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Look, I get it,
and I want you to know
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that I support
whatever you want to do.
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Great, because
I've been thinking,
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if I really want this
acting thing to work,
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I need to focus all my energy on it.
And to do that,
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I should quit waitressing
at The Cheesecake Factory.
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Wow.
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- That's a big step.
- I know.
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So, you know, before
making any rash...
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- I already quit.
- And I support you.
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♪ (THEME SONG) ♪
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Come on, take me
to work with you.
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No. You're on vacation.
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Please? What if there's a big
breakthrough in science today
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and I'm not there to see it?
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Do you really think
there's gonna be a breakthrough
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- without you there to do it?
- No. I was just tricking you.
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Bye.
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Leonard, wait!
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- Take me with you.
- No!
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- Please.
- No!
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- Too bad. I'm coming with you.
- Sheldon, stay!
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- But...
- I said stay!
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I'm going to work.
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Do not follow me.
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(WHIMPERS)
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(SIGHS)
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BERNADETTE: Hey, Stuart.
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- Hey.
- Sorry. Did I startle you?
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Yes, but at this point, pretty
much any customer does.
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- What can I do for you?
- Well, I need a little help.
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I accidentally destroyed one of
Howard's comic books this morning,
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- and was hoping I could replace it.
- Wow. What happened?
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Batman got his ass kicked
by my curling iron.
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Don't let The Riddler know that.
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It's a comic book joke.
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Or maybe it's not.
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- Do you have this one?
- Well, it's pretty rare.
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Can you give me a few
days to track it down?
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I was kind of hoping to get it
before Howie comes home from work.
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- What's the hurry?
- Well, he's always saying
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I should be more careful
with my curling iron,
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and it seems like
a dangerous precedent
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to let him think he can be right.
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Well, I'll do what I can,
but I can't make any promises.
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You know, I do work
at a pharmaceutical company.
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If you can make this happen today,
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I can hook you up with anxiety
medication, antidepressants.
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Really.
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Do you have any of these?
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Hello, Mr. Rat Brain.
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Not so bitey without the rest of the
rat to back us up now, are we?
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- (TAPS ON DOOR)
- Anybody home?
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Hey, what brings you guys here?
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Well, we were just on our way
to lunch and wanted to see
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- if you'd like to join.
- Why?
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Because Sheldon's
not here this week,
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and you don't think I
have any other options?
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I'm just kidding.
I'll get my purse.
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Hi, Amy. I... Oh.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know
you had any company.
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That's okay.
Bert, this is Howard and Rajesh.
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Guys, this is Bert.
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- Hey. Good to see you.
- Hey.
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Anyway, I wanted to show you
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this tourmalinated quartz
that we got in the lab.
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This is so pretty.
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Bert works for the
geology department.
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Yeah. You know what geologists
and Bon Jovi have in common?
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You're both into rock?
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Yeah.
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- Well, see ya.
- You forgot your quartz.
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Oh, it's okay.
I want you to have it.
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Bye.
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He's nice.
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Yeah, he's nice
because he likes you.
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What?
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- No, he doesn't.
- He brought you a pretty rock.
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So? He does that every day...
Oh.
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You know, if you'd
rather skip lunch
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and hang out with your boyfriend,
Bert, it's totally okay.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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Are you sure?
He's tall, pale and awkward.
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That sounds like your type.
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Should someone as lonely as you
really be making fun of me?
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Yeah, grow up, Howard. God.
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What do I do?
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
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Maybe the problem is
he thinks you're available.
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Does he know
you're dating Sheldon?
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I guess it hasn't come up.
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There you go.
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And does Sheldon know
you're dating Sheldon?
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I'm sorry. Who are you dating?
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Yeah, knock it off, Howard!
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- Oh, hey, Sheldon.
- (DEJECTEDLY) Hello.
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You okay?
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I'm on vacation.
What do you think?
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Why are you sitting
in the stairwell?
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Leonard told me to stay.
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Oh.
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Well, good boy.
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- Where are you going?
- I have a ton of errands to run.
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I need to make copies of my
headshot, send them off to agents
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and sign up for a new
acting class.
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- Well, have fun.
- Okay.
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(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)
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- You want to come with me?
- Really?
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Come on, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.
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Get in the car. Come on.
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All right, thanks a lot.
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They have one at Capital Comics.
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- That's great.
- No, it's not. I hate that place.
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Guy who owns it is a jerk.
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He's always making me
feel bad about myself.
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That's terrible.
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What's the address?
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You know, why don't I
just take you there?
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That way, I can make sure
he doesn't rip you off.
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Thanks, but I don't
want you to close up.
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I mean, won't you lose business?
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Sorry. That was mean.
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Penny really quit
The Cheesecake Factory?
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- Yeah.
- So what is she doing today?
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I don't know. She already
thinks I don't support this,
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so if I call, it might look like
I'm checking up on her.
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- Well, do you support this?
- Of course I do.
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She's a great actress.
I'm proud she's taking this risk.
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- That's nice.
- You bought that? Great!
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I got to call her before
I forget how I said it.
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Hey.
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- Hi. What's up?
- How's it going?
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You taking Hollywood by storm?
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Actually,
I'm at The Cheesecake Factory.
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You got your job back.
That is great news.
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I didn't want to say anything,
but you are making the right choice.
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To plunge yourself into debt right
now would be literally insane.
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Yeah. I'm just
returning my uniform.
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And I support you.
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MAN: Before we begin your
guided meditation,
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close your eyes and picture
yourself in a peaceful environment.
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Okay.
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I'm inside the CERN super collider.
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Now, take a deep, relaxing
breath in through your nose.
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And let it out.
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Wow. Didn't see that coming.
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In.
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Let me guess.
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And out.
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What was I gonna do?
Two "ins" in a row?
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(CAR DOOR OPENS)
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- Where's my lemonade?
- I didn't get it.
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A fitting swan song
to your career as a waitress
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to forget my order one last time.
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Do you think quitting
my job was a mistake?
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Do you see me drinking lemonade?
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No. I'm serious.
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Why do you ask?
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Because Leonard just pissed me off.
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Am I being an idiot or not?
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No, I don't think you are.
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Really?
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The best way to achieve
a goal is to devote 100 percent
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of your time and energy to it.
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When I decided I was
going to be a physicist,
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I didn't take some other job
in case it didn't work out.
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Which wasn't easy because
there was a lot of pressure
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from Ms. Pierson for me
to be chalk monitor that year.
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Thank you.
I needed to hear that.
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Why can't Leonard understand it?
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Because he's not like us, Penny.
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We're dreamers.
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Yeah, I need to start cracking the
window when I leave you in the car.
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Hey.
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Hello, Bert.
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So, anyway, there's this big
rock and mineral show
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next week in Santa Monica and...
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Listen... Bert, before you
say anything else, I...
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I have a boyfriend.
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Oh. This is awkward.
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You thought I was gonna ask you
to go with me to the mineral show.
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Weren't you?
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Yeah.
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That's very nice of you,
but I do have a boyfriend.
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That's what you all say.
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You just don't want
to go out with me
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because I have
an off-putting personality.
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No, that's not true.
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My boyfriend has
an off-putting personality, too.
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Way worse than you.
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Don't worry. I'm used to it.
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I mean, I'm big and weird
and funny-looking
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and no one ever wants
to do anything with me.
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Don't say that.
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It's okay.
I know I'm a monster.
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No, Bert, come on.
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I'd love to go to the
mineral show with you.
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Sweet. It's a date.
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- No, it's not.
- BERT: Too late!
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♪ (ALTERNATIVE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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Wow.
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Yeah. Haven't seen this
many people in my store
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since that Korean church bus
crashed through my front window.
248
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- Hey! Stuart!
- Jesse.
249
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,700
Haven't seen you in forever.
Look how gray you've gotten.
250
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,203
My hair's exactly
the same color as always.
251
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,455
No, I was talking about your skin.
252
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,958
Look... my friend here
needs a comic book...
253
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,377
Ooh! And she went into
your store by mistake.
254
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,130
Good thing there was no
one there to see you.
255
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,174
What do you need?
256
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,803
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got this.
Right over here.
257
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,057
Even you, Sweatpants?
258
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,975
Free popcorn.
259
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,312
Can I offer you a coffee?
260
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,815
- Espresso? Latte?
- No, thanks.
261
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,775
How about you, Stu?
Mocha? Scone?
262
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,236
Directions to the
nearest soup kitchen?
263
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,905
- Hey.
- I'm just kidding.
264
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,241
He knows where the soup kitchen is.
265
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,286
It's on Merton Avenue.
266
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,165
I don't think I like the way
you're treating my friend.
267
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,792
Sorry.
268
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,169
- You want the book or not?
- Not from you.
269
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,421
Let's go, Stuart.
270
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,593
You know something, Jesse?
271
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,595
You may have a
successful business
272
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,099
and the kind of pink complexion
that comes with good nutrition...
273
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,602
but I have something
more important.
274
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,022
- What's that?
- Friendship.
275
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,070
Which I would trade in a
heartbeat for all of this.
276
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,450
The mineral and rock show?
277
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,328
That would be awful even
without Bert.
278
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,456
So what am I supposed to do now?
279
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,877
Prepare your uterus
for his gigantic offspring?
280
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,797
This isn't funny.
281
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,405
I'm gonna have to
tell him the truth:
282
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,945
that even if I didn't
have a boyfriend,
283
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,468
I wouldn't be interested in him.
284
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,637
I've heard those
words so many times.
285
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,931
From Linda Nosenchuck,
Tammy Rosenworcel...
286
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,474
Padma Kapur, Neha Chowdury...
287
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,476
Marci Grossman,
Lisa Mazzarino...
288
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,145
- Megan Pincus...
- Tammy Cho...
289
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,753
Who was that girl
from our Starbucks?
290
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:01,024
- Arlene Russell!
- Yes! Arlene!
291
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:05,194
She wrote "no way"
on both our cappuccinos.
292
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,156
Poor Bert.
293
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,491
That guy's got a rough
afternoon ahead of him.
294
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,287
Well, how would you want a girl
to tell you she wasn't interested?
295
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:19,459
I guess, uh, I'd like her to sit me
down, look me in the eye and say,
296
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,128
"I was wrong. I love you."
297
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,548
And then maybe she could
touch me in a special way.
298
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,344
That's how you reject a guy.
299
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,220
Okay, I don't have time for this.
300
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,848
I'm just gonna go find him
and be brutally honest.
301
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,350
- No, don't.
- He'll be so upset.
302
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,437
He'll probably climb
up the Empire State Building
303
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,520
and start swatting at planes.
304
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,777
You want us to talk to him?
305
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,987
Really? You would do that?
306
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,864
Sure. We've both been in his shoes.
307
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,367
We'll let him down with
compassion and respect.
308
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,495
- Thank you.
- Let's go.
309
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040
So we tell him
she's a lesbian, right?
310
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,209
Of course we tell him
she's a lesbian.
311
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,928
And hold three...
312
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,514
two... one.
313
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,682
Very good.
314
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,435
Now let's try Warrior II.
315
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,438
And hold.
316
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:29,070
I've read that there are great
yogis who have such mastery
317
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,157
over their bodies they can draw
water in through their genitals.
318
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,585
Yeah, well, I don't think we're
gonna get to do that today.
319
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,714
Too bad.
320
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,716
It seems like a good way
to drink a milk shake
321
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,926
without getting brain freeze.
322
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,930
Oh, hey.
323
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,765
And now we go to Reverse Warrior.
324
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,273
How did she get you to do yoga?
325
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,193
Well, to be honest,
I thought she said "Yoda."
326
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:16,367
I'm helping him relax because,
unlike you, he supports me.
327
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,953
Oh, How many times
do I have to say it?
328
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,456
- I support you.
- Sheldon, take a break.
329
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,667
Namaste.
330
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,713
Okay, if you support me,
what was with that phone call?
331
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,507
Fine. I'm not sure
you should have quit.
332
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,134
But if you care so
much what I think,
333
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,863
why didn't you ask me
before you did it?
334
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,262
Oh, so now I need
your permission?
335
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,350
Would you have asked me
before you quit your job?
336
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,975
Yes. I thought we were
in the kind of relationship
337
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,810
where we make decisions together.
338
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,353
If I'm wrong,
then maybe we need to talk
339
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,147
about the kind of relationship
we're actually in.
340
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,648
Yeah, well, maybe we do.
341
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,650
I'm willing to if you guys are.
342
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,977
Can we please have some privacy?
343
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,322
No.
344
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,490
I'm as much a part of this
relationship as you two,
345
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,118
and I think it's high time we
put all our cards on the table.
346
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,412
Yeah. For example,
where is this going?
347
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,414
Are you two ever getting married?
348
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:07,126
And, if so, where will we all live?
Have you thought about that?
349
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,004
- No.
- Penny?
350
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,506
OK, wait. What are we doing?
351
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,341
For some reason,
we're planning a future
352
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,635
where we both live
with Sheldon forever.
353
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,762
Good. Now we're getting somewhere.
354
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,724
Look, I know you think I'm being
reckless, and you might be right,
355
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,309
but I need to take this shot.
356
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:27,522
No kidding. Despite what it says
on her résumé, she is no longer 22.
357
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,945
I swear, I am on your side.
358
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,989
You keep saying you're on my
side, but you don't act like it.
359
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,534
He does that to me, too.
Why do we put up with it?
360
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,914
Listen, I could never do
what you're doing, okay?
361
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,625
- I would be terrified.
- Well, it's scary for me, too.
362
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,627
I'm fine with it.
363
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:55,049
My point is, just because I couldn't
do it doesn't mean you shouldn't.
364
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,635
And I'm proud of you.
365
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:02,223
Okay. Thank you.
366
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,559
Well, to celebrate
this reconciliation,
367
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,269
let's all share a milk shake.
368
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,980
Penny, you'll need a straw.
369
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,904
- You're back.
- Yes, I am!
370
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,531
There's a few more things
I want to say to you.
371
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,701
Stuart's store is just fine, and he's
a much nicer person than you are,
372
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,453
and if you still have that comic,
I'd like to buy it right now!
373
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,039
No problem.
374
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,584
Oh, you want a latte
while you wait?
375
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,586
No, I don't want a latte!
376
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,505
I want a cappuccino
and a blueberry scone!
377
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:39,010
- I only have chocolate chip.
- Well, that sounds even better!
378
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,186
Thanks for coming to the
mineral and rock show with me.
379
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,775
We're sorry Amy didn't want to go.
380
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,737
Really, really sorry.
381
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,741
Nah, who needs her
when I have you guys?
382
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:05,453
CHANTING: Rock show!
Rock show! Rock show!
383
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,747
Rock show! Rock show!
384
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:12,585
Rock show!
Rock show!
385
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,135
♪ (THEME MUSIC) ♪
386
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,238
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