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(HUMMING)
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I've never seen him
this happy before.
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It's because you've never seen him on
"Restock the Medicine Cabinet Day."
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Look!
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A new topical
antihistamine with lidocaine.
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Wow!
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I can't wait until I get a rash.
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Oh, Gas-X has a new ultra strength.
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I guess they really do
read their mail.
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Hey, isn't that Professor Proton?
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at him, just standing in line,
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like he wasn't moderately
famous 30 years ago.
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Let's go say hello.
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Oh, maybe we shouldn't bother him.
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I'm not going to bother him,
I'm going to talk to him.
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He thinks there's a difference.
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Arthur?
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Arthur, it's me, Sheldon Cooper.
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You may not remember
because of your advanced age.
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Trust me, I... I remember.
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This is my girlfriend, Amy.
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Amy, this is television
legend Arthur Jeffries.
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His science show
inspired millions of children.
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Hold... Hold on.
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You... You have a girlfriend?
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Yes, and I've heard
so much about you.
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Hey, look, we're wearing
the same orthopedic shoes.
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I can't believe I dress
like a celebrity.
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Okay, I get it now.
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Dr. Jeffries, hello again.
Leonard Hofstadter.
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Oh, oh, right,
I remember your girlfriend.
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Is she... is she here?
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No, she's not.
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So, what prescription
are you getting filled?
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- Sheldon.
- No. Wait, I want to guess.
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Don't tell me.
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I wasn't going to tell you.
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Sheldon, come on.
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No, no, no. I'm really good at this.
All right, give me a hint.
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Does it involve difficulty initiating
a stream of anything?
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Well, given my age,
that's more than just a lucky guess.
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Hey, Sheldon,
let's go mock the people
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buying homeopathic medicine.
You love that.
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But I'm hanging out with my friend,
and we're having fun.
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Look how happy he is.
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(SIGHS)
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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYS) ♪
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Bernie's having a girls' night
on Friday at our place.
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You want to do something?
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- Actually, I'm busy.
- Doing what?
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There's a new sports bar
over on Colorado Ave.
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- You're going to girls' night.
- Yeah.
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You know
they're making jewelry, right?
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You think they came up with that?
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They were going
to drink beer and play darts.
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- What's up?
- Not his testosterone levels.
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Excuse me. I happen to be very
comfortable with my masculinity.
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How is that possible?
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(CELL PHONE DINGS)
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Hey, I got an email
from Professor Proton.
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Goody! What's it say?
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He's working on a paper
about nano vacuum tubes,
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and wants to know
if I'd take a look at it.
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That's strange,
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that he would come to you
for that and not me.
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Oh, I got two emails from him.
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"Do you have Leonard's
email address?"
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And...
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"Never mind, I found it."
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I can't believe
he picked you over me.
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You don't want to read a paper
by some old has-been
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who hasn't done
any real science in decades.
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Yeah, it's nothing to cry about.
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Sheldon Cooper does not cry.
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It's true. You'd rust.
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And to think I idolized that man.
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And why?
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At the end of the day he's just
another Hollywood phony.
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Is it really worth
getting upset about?
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They say don't meet your heroes.
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Don't peek behind
that curtain of fame and celebrity,
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because if you do,
you'll see them as they really are:
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degenerate carnival folk.
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Come on,
he's a retired kids show host.
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That's even worse.
Using the sweet candy of science
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to trick children into loving him.
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Pervert.
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Have you thought about why Arthur
didn't want you to read his paper?
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Yes, I have.
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And my only conclusion is the
prescription he was picking up
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the other day was for cuckoo pills.
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Maybe he found you a bit much.
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That's kind of a stretch.
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Look, when it comes to social skills,
I've mastered the big three.
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There's the coy smile.
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There's the friendly chuckle.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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There's the vocalization of sympathy.
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Aww...
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That last one's tricky.
I'm still working on it.
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From what I saw the other day,
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I could understand why he and...
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some people might find you...
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What?
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Doesn't matter.
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No, go ahead, say it.
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I know what it is.
I've heard it my whole life.
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The word's "annoying".
Go ahead, say it.
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Say it. Say I'm annoying.
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- Sheldon...
- Oh, it won't hurt my feelings.
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Go ahead, Amy, say I'm annoying.
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I'm annoying. I'm annoying.
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I'm annoying.
Yeah, now where are you going?
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Look, you know you want
to say it. Say it.
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Say I'm annoying. Go ahead, say it.
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Say it. Say it. Amy, say it.
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Well, she can't stand it
when I'm right.
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This is fun.
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I'm going to feel like such
a vixen wearing jewelry
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that doesn't have a list
of medications I'm allergic to.
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Penny, how's it going over there?
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Good. I'm just having
little trouble with the glue.
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How do you not know how to use glue?
Did you ditch pre-school?
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Yeah, but only because
I was dating a second grader.
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Hello, everyone.
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Okay, let me have it.
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Let's hear all
the "Raj is a girl" jokes.
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Nope, Bernadette told me
it isn't nice and I'm not allowed.
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- Thank you.
- So I won't be making fun of you,
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or the things you like, or the fact
that you just want to have fu-un.
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Howie, stop.
Come on, look at what I'm making.
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Oh, that's actually pretty nice.
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- I'm making a bracelet.
- Yeah, I'm just making a mess.
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You know, instead of beads and glue,
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you guys can use my soldering iron.
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You'd be able to make
much cooler stuff.
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Oh, I think we're doing
just fine, thank you.
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Actually, I'd kind of like
to try that.
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- Me, too.
- Be right back.
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When did I have pistachios?
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Arthur.
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Door knocker.
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That's TV money.
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Sheldon, what are you doing here?
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I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
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Of course you woke me.
It's 7:30.
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Well, I would have been here sooner,
but for some reason your home
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isn't on this map of Hollywood stars.
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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It's been pointed out
by my girlfriend
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that I may have been annoying to you.
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She sounds like a keeper.
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Anyway, I wanted to apologize.
I am truly sorry.
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All right, apology accepted.
Have a nice night.
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Now that we've cleared the air,
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I wanted to discuss
another matter with you.
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Sheldon, in a couple hours,
I have to get up,
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pee and then wander
around the house.
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Well, then, I'll make this quick.
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I want to talk about the paper
you sent Leonard.
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Now, I know he said it's promising
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and he's going to collaborate on it,
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but now that you and I are friends
again, I am at your disposal.
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And, frankly, lending my name
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and reputation to it will help,
because a lot of people think
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that you're a washed-up has-been.
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Or dead.
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I should be so lucky.
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So, what do you say?
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You know,
if it's all the same with you,
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I think I'll stick with Leonard.
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It's because I'm annoying, right?
I know it is. Say it.
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Say it. Say I'm annoying.
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- Good night.
- Say it.
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Arthur, say it.
Say I'm annoying. Say it. Say it.
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I'm annoying. Say it.
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You're annoying!
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Wow, that really hurt.
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If you would have told me
when I was a kid
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that someday
I would be doing science
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next to Professor Proton,
I would not have believed you.
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If someone had told me that people
would still call me Professor Proton
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when I was 83 years old,
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I never would have quit smoking.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries,
I'm just excited.
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This nano vacuum tube idea
of yours, it's really interesting.
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Hello, Leonard. Oh, hello, Arthur.
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What an odd coincidence
that you're both here.
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Why is it odd?
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Because as it just so happens,
I'm also spending the day
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with a beloved children's
television science personality.
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Isn't that right,
new friend and colleague,
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Bill Nye the Science Guy.
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Sorry, I replaced you
with a newer model.
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Wow, Arthur Jeffries.
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It's an honor to meet you.
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My show never would
have happened without yours.
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That's what I told my lawyers.
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Mr. Nye, hello. I'm sorry he got
you involved in this nonsense.
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He said I'd be speaking to a class.
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No, I said you were teaching
someone a lesson. Now let's go.
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What are you guys working on?
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Oh, we're making nano vacuum tubes.
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- That's interesting.
- Haven't you stolen enough from me?
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Back off, bow tie!
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Hey, guys, what do you think?
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Wow, Penny, good job.
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Thanks. Target, 4.99.
I'm getting a drink.
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- What are you working on?
- I'm making a necklace for my mom.
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That's sweet.
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Yeah, she and my dad are
going through a bit of a rough patch,
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so I wanted to do something to let
her know I was thinking about her.
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What's going on with them?
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They're just having
a little trouble communicating.
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My dad says it's because
the sound of my mom's voice
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makes him want to tear his ears off
and sew them over his eyes
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so he never has to look at her again.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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- Hi.
- Hey, guys.
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Look who's here to put
the "Jew" in "Jewelry Night."
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Oh, sure,
so it's fine when you say it.
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Sorry we're late.
I wanted to swing by the lab
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and pick up some even
cooler tools for us to use.
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- I didn't know you were coming again.
- Well, last week was a blast.
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Plus, I thought you might
like having a guy here.
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It was not funny.
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So, what tools did you bring?
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Everything we need
to make jewelry molds.
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Here's some silver, a crucible
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and an acetylene torch
to melt it down.
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Ooh! That looks like fun.
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Maybe you should master glue
before you move on to fire.
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Okay, who's up first?
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Rajesh, want to make a bracelet
for your mom to go with the necklace?
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No, thanks.
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I was gonna make
a necklace for my mom,
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but unfortunately,
she doesn't have a neck.
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She's just chins and fat and feet.
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Okay, we're almost ready to go.
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Once we bond the wires,
we can test the tubes.
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This is so exciting, I feel...
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like I'm 75 again.
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Oh, God.
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What... what is it?
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Sheldon just sent me a picture of him
and Bill Nye getting smoothies.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah, sure.
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Why do you put up with Sheldon?
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Oh.
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You know, because we're friends.
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Why?
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Wow, you ask really hard questions.
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Yeah.
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Look, I know he can be aggravating,
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but what you have to remember is that
he's not doing it on purpose.
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It's just how he is.
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But he's also loyal and trustworthy
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and we have fun together.
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You know you're describing a dog.
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He did bite me once.
261
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But in his defense, I came up
behind him while he was eating.
262
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Yeah, they hate that.
263
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You know what, Sheldon is the
smartest person I have ever met.
264
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He's a little broken
and he needs me.
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I guess I need him, too.
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Why is that?
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Boy, you will not
let this go, will you?
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Oh, geez.
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Another photo from Sheldon?
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No, I have to go pick him up.
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Bill Nye ditched him
at the smoothie place.
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He probably stole his wallet, too.
273
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You know, if you guys are interested,
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there's a technique
where I can take a lock of your hair,
275
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refine it into carbon dust,
and use the hydraulic press at work
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to turn it into a tiny little diamond
with your DNA in it.
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Oh, that's amazing!
278
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Yeah. See Bernie's engagement ring?
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That came right off my mom's back.
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He's kidding.
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If that were true,
it'd be so much bigger.
282
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"My name is Howard.
I can make your hair into diamonds.
283
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My mom is morbidly obese.
Everybody love me."
284
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Whoa, where is that coming from?
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I'll tell you where it's coming from.
286
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All you do is make fun of me
for coming to girls' night,
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and now you're here ruining it
for everyone.
288
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Raj, cool it.
He's gonna make us hair diamonds.
289
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How am I ruining anything?
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I'm just trying to help you
make better jewelry.
291
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But this isn't about the jewelry.
292
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This is about me having a place where
I can open up about my feelings.
293
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Since when can't you open up
with me?
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There are just some things
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that I feel more comfortable
sharing with the girls,
296
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because they won't make fun of me
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or and call me names, or ask me if my
"Koothrapanties are in a bunch."
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Buddy, I was just joking around.
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Yeah, well,
sometimes your jokes hurt.
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(SIGHS)
301
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You're right.
302
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I didn't realize
I was making you feel that way.
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It was very brave of you to tell me.
304
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Thank you.
305
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It wasn't easy.
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They're gonna have sex
before Sheldon and I do. I knew it.
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- Arthur.
- Hi, Sheldon.
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I'm surprised to see you here.
309
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Yeah, me, too.
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Somewhere around the third floor,
311
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I began to see a white light.
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I'll get Leonard.
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No, no, no, I'm...
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I'm here to see you.
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If you're hoping to get in touch
with Bill Nye, I can't help you.
316
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I've been informed that he's now
Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy.
317
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:31,447
No, I'm... I was thinking,
if it isn't too much trouble,
318
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I'd like to get your opinion
about my paper.
319
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Thank you. It would be an honor.
320
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Oh, great.
321
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,582
Well, actually, I don't need that.
322
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I hacked into your e-mail
account and read it.
323
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And... what did you think?
324
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Well, first, I think the fact
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that you use your birthday
as a password is embarrassing.
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Thank you.
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Second...
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I thought your paper was inspired.
329
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,691
Oh, well, that...
that means a lot to me.
330
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Can I invite you in for tea?
331
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,447
No, no. I really... I have to run.
332
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,698
Hey, Arthur. How are you?
333
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,658
Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt.
334
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,793
Hey, buddy, what's up?
335
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,588
Well, I was feeling bad
about how I acted the other night
336
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so I made you a little something.
337
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- You didn't have to do that.
- Well, it was fun.
338
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I used some of the jewelry techniques
you taught us.
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00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,847
(CHUCKLES)
340
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,851
It's a lightsaber belt buckle.
341
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,812
This is so cool. Thanks.
342
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,898
It gets better.
343
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,694
Wow!
344
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,862
And that's not even the best part.
345
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,280
See?
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00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,616
I have one, too.
347
00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,952
Check it out.
348
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,204
You can wear yours,
349
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,831
and we can have little sword fights
whenever we want.
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00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,084
(IMITATES LIGHTSABER)
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00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,223
Yeah, and my eighth favorite
episode of Professor Proton
352
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,974
was "Alka-Seltzer Rocket."
353
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,685
You said, "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
354
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,979
oh, what a blast-off it is."
355
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,441
Remember?
Remember that? Remember?
356
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,362
He can't help it.
He can't. He really can't.
357
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,364
Wait here,
I'll get some Alka-Seltzer,
358
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,407
we can build that rocket,
359
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,285
and we can shoot it
at Bill Nye's house.
360
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,204
As long as I'm not
within 500 feet of it.
361
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,211
So, you...
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00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,588
you have... you have any...
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00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,549
single grandmothers?
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00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,344
Sorry, they're both married.
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00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,679
Good.
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00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,183
Ha... ha...
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happily?
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00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,926
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