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- What are you working on?
- Can't talk. In the zone.
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- Do you know what he's doing?
- Could be anything.
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Last time he was like this,
he figured out
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electron transport in graphene.
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The time before that,
he was making a list of who's allowed
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in his tree fort if he ever gets one.
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Still can't believe
I didn't make the cut.
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Sheldon, you want to take a break?
Your food's ready.
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No, what are you doing?
He's both happy and quiet.
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It's like seeing a unicorn
and Bigfoot at the same time.
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Sorry we're so late.
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Bernadette got stuck at work.
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Great news! A raccoon virus
just crossed the species barrier
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and now can infect humans!
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Why is that great news?
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In the pharmaceutical business,
we have a saying:
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"Mo' infections, mo' money."
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Wait!
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Maybe you want to wash
your little raccoon hands first.
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Calm down.
If I had it, I'd be dead already.
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Guys, listen up.
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Can't listen, zone.
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Also don't care.
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Next week is the anniversary
of my first date with Bernadette.
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Really don't care.
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I want to do something special,
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and I was hoping you guys
could be a part of it.
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What horrible thing
are you trying to make up for?
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Just putting something in the bank
for what horrible thing I do next.
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Ah.
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Look, she's gonna be back any second,
so here's the deal:
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I'm writing a song, and hoping we
could all play it for her together.
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- I love that.
- That is so beautiful.
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Sheldon?
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When did we get
to The Cheesecake Factory?
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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYS) ♪
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It's really sweet what Howard
wants to do for Bernadette.
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Yeah. Hey, how come
you've never done anything romantic
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to celebrate our first date?
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Well, for starters, you've broken up
with me so many times,
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which first date
are we talking about?
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Whoa! Somebody call
the burn ward.
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And back to the zone.
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And besides, I do romantic things
for you all the time.
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Can you even name one romantic thing
you've done for me?
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- I can name tons.
- Sex doesn't count.
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I know, what about
that bed-and-breakfast?
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Well, I took you there.
All you did was...
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I know what I did.
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I bet they had to throw out
that rocking chair.
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You know, I can be romantic
if I want to.
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It's fine. And also not true.
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Okay, just you wait and see.
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I'm gonna romance
your freakin' ass off.
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That's beautiful.
Is that Shakespeare?
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- Sheldon?
- Zone.
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He'll figure it out
when he falls off the roof.
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Sheldon, I know you're in the zone,
but do you want some tea?
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All right, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but
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you haven't spoken in hours
and I'm starting to get worried.
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Please say something.
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Leonard, prepare to be humbled
and weep at the glory of my genius.
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Nope, it was better before.
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Look at it.
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I feel like my mind just made a baby.
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And it's beautiful.
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It's not like human babies,
which are loud and covered in goop.
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Holy crap, Sheldon,
did you just figure out a method
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for synthesizing a new stable
super-heavy element?
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Did I?
Well, that can't be right.
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No one's ever done that before.
Except me, because I just did it!
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♪ Sheldon and his brain, yeah!
Sheldon and his brain, yeah!
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- ♪ Sheldon and his brain... ♪
- Definitely better before.
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So, I'm almost done
writing the song for Bernadette.
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Are you cool playing the cello?
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If by "cool"
you mean "willing to," yes.
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If by "cool" you mean "cool,"
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clearly you've never seen me
play the cello.
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Great. Will you play the ukulele?
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Of course. I'd be happy
to shred it on my ax.
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Or you could just play your tiny,
ridiculous guitar.
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Fine. I will melt her heart.
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And her face!
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Gentlemen.
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No doubt you heard
about my little breakthrough.
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Now, if your plan
is to hoist me on your shoulders
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and carry me around the cafeteria,
please refrain.
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I don't care for heights,
motion sickness
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or the thought of your necks
touching my buttocks.
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Seriously, congratulations, Sheldon.
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Yeah, I read your paper online.
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That technique for creating
a new heavy element is inspired.
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Thank you.
Believe it or not,
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I just learned
a Chinese research team
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at the Hubei Institute
for Nuclear Physics
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ran a test on a cyclotron,
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and the results
were extremely promising.
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Sheldon, that's incredible.
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I know! They called it
the greatest thing
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since the Communist party.
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Although I'm pretty sure that the
Communist party made them say that.
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I like China.
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See, they know how
to keep people in line.
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So, what happens next?
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More testing,
more success, more fame.
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But don't worry, I will remain
the same down-to-earth humble Joe
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- I've always been.
- Good to know.
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Now give me that cookie;
I discovered an element.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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You called the right person.
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I believe I have the perfect romantic
evening for you to give Leonard.
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Okay, good, 'cause I've been
really struggling with this.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
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the quickest way to a man's heart
is through his...
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Pants, but Leonard says
sex doesn't count.
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Hm. You poor thing.
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You have one arrow in your quiver,
and you just can't use it.
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Fortunately, another pathway
to a man's heart
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is through his stomach.
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I don't know if I want to cook
for him; he's kind of a picky eater.
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I mean, "It's too salty.
It's too dry.
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It's too burnt and frozen
at the same time."
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Wait, come on, what else
would sweep you off your feet?
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Well, I've always had this fantasy
that involves dancing.
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The sexual chemistry between
my partner and me is electric.
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But boy, oh, boy,
does my father not approve
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until he sees us
in the big dance competition.
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Okay, that's just the plot
for Dirty Dancing.
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What else would you love,
other than
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being lifted
over Patrick Swayze's head?
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Oh, oh. You could
stand outside his window
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with a boom box in the air.
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That's from Say Anything.
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Look, I'm a lonely guy;
I watch a lot of movies.
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Look, Penny,
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if you truly want to be romantic,
it needs to come from you.
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I get that, but why is this so hard?
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Well, you've probably never had
to do this stuff 'cause you're young
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and beautiful and men have
always thrown themselves at you.
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Yeah, I'm trying to be sad
about that. I can't.
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Let's see, what's next?
Okay! Here.
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This is the Magic Marker
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I was using
when I made the discovery.
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I don't think the Smithsonian's
gonna want your marker.
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And that's why you're not
on the list for my tree fort.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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Ooh! Guess who's getting an article
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written about him in Physics Today?
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I'll give you a hint.
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You measured the diameter
of his suspicious mole yesterday.
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Sheldon, I'm so proud of you.
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Well, you should be. My discovery
is spreading like wildfire.
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Unlike my mole, which is holding
steady at the size of a navy bean.
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What's next?
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This is the very copy
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of The Handbook
of Chemistry and Physics
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in which I looked up the reaction
rates of mendelevium and...
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- And what?
- No.
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- No, no, no, no.
- What's wrong?
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I've made a horrible mistake.
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What are you talking about?
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This table,
it's in square centimeters.
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I read it as square meters.
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You know what that means?
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That Americans can't handle
the metric system?
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Amy, I was off by a factor of 10,000.
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But the Chinese team
found the element.
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They shouldn't have.
My calculations were wrong.
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There must be some resonance between
the elements I didn't know about.
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So you just got lucky?
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Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky!
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You and me both, brother.
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It doesn't matter.
The element was found because of you,
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and that's groundbreaking.
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What matters is
the greatest scientific achievement
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of my life is based on a blunder.
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I'm not a genius, I'm a fraud.
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You know, Sheldon, in neuroscience,
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we're forever finding something
in one part of the brain
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that we thought was someplace else.
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Great. Now I'm worse than
a fraud. I'm practically a biologist.
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You got to stop beating
yourself up over this.
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I mean, you made a mistake,
but it was a happy mistake.
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There's nothing happy about it.
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I'm being given credit
that I don't deserve.
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People get things
they don't deserve all the time.
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Look at me with you.
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No, Leonard, this is going
to haunt me for the rest of my life:
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every science classroom, every
periodic table, every textbook.
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This mistake
will be staring back at me
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Like that time you let Koothrappali
wax your eyebrows.
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I've got to find a way
to stop this thing.
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Buddy, I don't think you can. I mean,
once it's out there, it's out there.
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This thing is like the science
equivalent of a sex tape.
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Frankly, I'd prefer a sex tape.
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You don't know
what a sex tape is, do you?
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No.
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Make sure you guys get
to the restaurant by 8:00.
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Bernadette's
meeting me there at 8:30.
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- I don't want to blow the surprise.
- We'll be there.
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Got it. Now, I have
a question about the song.
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I was thinking at some point
I could bust out a little rap.
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Nah, nah, nuh, nuh, nuh, no.
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Come on, come on,
you haven't even heard it yet.
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Leonard, give me a beat.
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I will not.
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Please?
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- No, I want this to be romantic.
- It will be!
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I don't call anyone a ho,
and the only time
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I use the phrase "my bitch,"
I'm referring to you.
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MAN: There he is!
(APPLAUSE)
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Stop it. Stop celebrating me!
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Woo!
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And no woos!
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Not you, Dr. Woo, you're fine.
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I want you all to know that
you have no reason to applaud me.
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My so-called breakthrough
wasn't the result of my genius.
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It was nothing more
than a boneheaded mistake.
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So please refrain from praising me
for it in the future.
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I don't understand.
They didn't find the element?
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No, they found the element.
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(APPLAUSE) No, no, stop it!
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I don't need to take this admiration
from the likes of you people!
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- How do I make them stop loving me?
- Invite them to live with us.
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Boy, Bernadette is gonna love this.
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It must be nice to have someone
do something so romantic.
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Okay, you know what's not romantic?
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Rubbing it in someone's face.
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Actually, it can be,
but I told you sex doesn't count.
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I'm getting worried about Bernadette.
I'm gonna call and check on her.
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The National Science Foundation
wants to give me a substantial grant.
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- That's a big deal.
- I know.
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When will this nightmare end?
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Hey, I get that you feel bad about
all the attention,
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but still, what you did is amazing.
We're really proud of you.
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- I'm not.
- You're not?
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Sheldon, I've been thinking about it,
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and you're right,
you don't deserve any credit.
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All you did was misread
some numbers on a table.
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A very easy table, too.
241
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Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you.
242
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That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
243
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,139
Damn it, everyone's
better at this than me.
244
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,726
Congratulations, Dr. Fowler.
You just made the fort.
245
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,398
Guys, there was an accident
at Bernie's lab.
246
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,941
My God, is she okay?
247
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,444
Yeah, but she's at the hospital
in quarantine.
248
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- What?
- Poor Bernadette.
249
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:04,741
I hate to pile on the bad news,
but I just got a raise.
250
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,169
My God, Bernie, what happened?
251
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,838
Well, let's just say the next time
you move a dozen vials
252
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of raccoon virus to the fridge,
make two trips.
253
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You're sure you're okay?
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Yeah, it's just a precaution.
If there was a problem,
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I'd be throwing up
out of my eyeballs by now.
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- Sorry I messed up our date.
- No, don't worry about it.
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I brought the date here.
258
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Guys, come on in.
259
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What's all this?
260
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:44,113
Well, tonight is the anniversary
of our first date,
261
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and I wanted to celebrate it
by writing a song for you.
262
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Howie.
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Sheldon, get over here!
264
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She might be contagious.
265
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,168
Don't you think I'm having
a rough enough day?
266
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Sheldon!
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♪ (PLAYING UPBEAT SONG
ON KEYBOARD) ♪
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♪ If I didn't have you
269
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,935
♪ Life would be blue
270
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,063
♪ I'd be Doctor Who
without the TARDIS
271
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Is it me,
or does she not look so good?
272
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,152
♪ A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
273
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,197
♪ I'd be one of my outfits
without a dickey
274
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,199
♪ I'd be cheese without the mac
275
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,952
♪ Jobs without the Wozniak
276
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,412
♪ I'd be solving
exponential equations
277
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,997
♪ That use bases
not found on your calculator
278
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,541
♪ Making it much harder to crack
279
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,626
♪ I'd be an atom without a bomb
280
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,295
♪ A dot without the com
281
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,881
♪ And I'd probably still live
with my mom
282
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,260
♪ And he'd probably still live
with his mom
283
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,513
♪ Ever since I met you,
you turned my world around
284
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,683
♪ You supported all my dreams
and all my hopes
285
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,769
♪ You're like uranium-235
and I'm uranium-238
286
00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:01,733
♪ Almost inseparable isotopes
287
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,946
♪ I couldn't have imagined
288
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:09,741
♪ How good my life would get
289
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,492
♪ From the moment
290
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,287
♪ That I met you, Bernadette
291
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,830
Howie.
292
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,416
♪ If I didn't have you
293
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,043
♪ Life would be dreary
294
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,004
♪ I'd be string theory
without any string
295
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,547
♪ I'd be binary code
without a one
296
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,435
♪ A cathode ray tube
without an electron gun
297
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,260
♪ I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers
without Joss Whedon
298
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,179
♪ I'd speak a lot more Klingon
299
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,681
♪ (SINGS IN KLINGON) ♪
300
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,810
♪ And he'd definitely
still live with his mom
301
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,856
♪ Ever since I met you
you turned my world around
302
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,109
♪ You're my best friend
and my lover
303
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,780
♪ We're like changing electric
and magnetic fields
304
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,074
♪ You can't have one
305
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,161
♪ Without the other
306
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,540
♪ I couldn't have imagined
307
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,961
♪ How good my life would get
308
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,172
♪ From the moment that I met you
309
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,715
♪ Bernadette
310
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,887
♪ We couldn't have imagined
311
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,224
♪ How good our lives would get
312
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,602
♪ From the moment that we met you
313
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,981
♪ Bernadette ♪
314
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:33,199
Howie, that was amazing!
Look, I'm shaking.
315
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,368
She's sick, I knew it. Bye!
316
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,751
I have to say, this is the best
Top Ramen you've ever made.
317
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:48,464
I discovered a secret ingredient:
the flavor packet.
318
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,926
That sucker is well named.
319
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,347
All right, lover boy, get ready,
320
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,892
'cause there is a crap storm
of romance coming your way.
321
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,145
Stop it, you're gonna make me cry.
322
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,106
♪ (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
323
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,066
All right, you seem pretty confident.
324
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,443
Oh, I am.
325
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,321
Maybe if you follow this trail,
326
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,865
you'll see why.
327
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,617
- Oh... Rose petals.
- Yes.
328
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,996
The most beautiful and shockingly
expensive of all the flowers.
329
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,377
You made the bed? You really
are pulling out all the stops.
330
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,881
Okay, I gave this a lot of thought,
331
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,052
and I finally found something
to show you how much I love you.
332
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,641
Oh, wow.
333
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,145
It's a first edition
of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
334
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,731
I remember it was your
favorite book growing up.
335
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,650
This is great.
336
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,903
Thank you... so much.
337
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,655
What?
338
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,324
Nothing. I love it.
339
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,576
No, something's going on.
What's wrong with it?
340
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,425
I remember you saying how great
it would be to have a first edition.
341
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,707
It's true, I did. I did say that...
342
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,210
...when we were at
the used bookstore together
343
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,296
and I saw the first edition
and I bought it.
344
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,967
Oh my God, I am the worst!
345
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,775
No, no, it's okay.
It's really thoughtful.
346
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,513
No, it's not! I mean...
347
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,058
What's thoughtful
is everything you do.
348
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,187
Here, you know what?
Look at this.
349
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,149
Look, here's the...
the plane ticket you bought me
350
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,527
when I was too poor
to go home for the holidays.
351
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,697
And the rose you left
on my windshield... just because.
352
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,450
Here's the thank-you letter
you wrote me
353
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,202
after the first time
I slept with you.
354
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,540
All 11 pages of it.
355
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,585
Can't believe
you saved all this stuff.
356
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,464
Of course I did. It's you.
357
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,218
Come here.
358
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,308
Is that a pregnancy test?
359
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,019
Just the first one.
I didn't save them all.
360
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,903
I can't believe
I read this table wrong.
361
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,446
I blame you.
362
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,908
Me? What did I do?
363
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,451
You distract me.
364
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,037
I've been distracted
since the moment I met you.
365
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,458
- Sorry.
- Well, you should be.
366
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,129
Because all I can think about
is how much I want to kiss you.
367
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,551
And not just on the cheek,
but on the mouth.
368
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,348
Like mommies and daddies do.
369
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,729
Oh, Sheldon.
370
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,152
SHELDON: Amy?
371
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:02,033
Amy? Did you hear what I said?
372
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,701
Can't talk, in the zone.
373
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,689
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