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The interface is pretty simple.
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You put your horizontal X-coordinate here,
vertical Y-coordinate here.
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When you're happy with those,
press this button.
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Got it.
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Leonard, you'll never guess
who I just found online. Hey.
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- Nice shot.
- Eh, his giant head did most of the work.
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Very mature.
You're lucky I'm out of Silly String.
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As I was saying, Leonard,
you'll never guess who I just found online.
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- Professor Proton.
- You're kidding.
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- He's still alive?
- Yes.
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- Who's Professor Proton?
- He was the host of this great... Hey.
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Yes. Sorry, tell me about Professor Proton.
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Professor Proton hosted my favorite
science show when I was a child.
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I never missed an episode.
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He demonstrated scientific principles
using everyday objects.
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It was pretty cool.
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Aw. It's so cute when you use
the word "cool" wrong.
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Like when kids say "pasghetti."
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Oh, dear Lord. Leonard, look.
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He's still available for
parties and events.
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- We should hire him.
- Hire him to do what?
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Whatever we want.
Hang out, do experiments...
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make him take 12 pictures with us
so we can make a calendar.
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It would be awesome to hang out with him.
I just used "awesome" wrong, didn't I?
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Well, I'm e-mailing him right now.
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- Do you remember his old theme song?
- Of course I do.
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Grab your goggles, put your lab coat on.
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Here he comes, Professor Proton.
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Hey, uh, I just found out I have to be
at the telescope lab all weekend.
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Any chance you and Bernadette
could take care of my dog?
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- Why don't you put her in a kennel?
- Why don't you put your mother in a home?
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To be honest, she'd do
better in the kennel.
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- I'll talk to Bernie. I'm sure it's fine.
- Thank you.
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It's happening. Leonard, it's happening.
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Professor Proton is coming to our house.
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You're kidding.
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You mean the guy who used to host
that lame kids show?
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And you just got yourself uninvited.
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See, I told you I'd find a tactful way
to do that.
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- How'd you get him to come to your house?
- As Professor Proton always says:
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"There is no problem you can't solve
if you use your noggin."
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- And he wrote him a check.
- Yeah, that too. Big check.
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Uncle Howard.
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Cinnamon's here for her sleepover party.
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You know if you had a stroke,
she'd eat you, right?
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And it would be my pleasure
to be her num-num.
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Okay, so, what do I need to know
to take care of her?
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It's very simple.
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For breakfast, she has
an egg white frittata.
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Give her a choice of home fries
or an English muffin.
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But not both. We're watching our weight.
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Uh, for dinner, something simple, a veal
chop, some scampi, whatever you like.
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- Classy dog.
- Yes.
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Also, don't forget to close the toilet
or she'll drink out of it.
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I feel for you. Heh.
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I've got a psychotic mommy too.
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Leonard, are you in bed?
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Yes.
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Me too.
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Great.
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I can't sleep.
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Well, I can, so shut up.
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Do you realize that
in less than nine hours, Arthur Jeffries...
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a. K.a. Professor Proton,
will be in our apartment?
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You know if you stay up all night,
you're going to be sleepy tomorrow.
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And a sleepy Sheldon is a cranky Sheldon.
And a cranky Sheldon...
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is actually no different
than a regular Sheldon. Good night.
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I'm thinking of wearing a tuxedo.
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That's not ridiculous. Good night.
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Do you have cufflinks?
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- No.
- Just as well.
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Where can you rent a tuxedo
at 3:00 in the morning?
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Okay. Good night.
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Nice to meet you, Professor Proton.
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Nice to meet you, Professor Proton.
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Nice to meet you, Professor Proton.
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Nice to meet you, Profe...
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Ow!
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Leonard?
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What?
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I still can't sleep.
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She really, uh, tuckered herself out
at the park, huh?
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Yeah. You two were so cute
playing together.
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It was kind of fun throwing a ball
and not having anyone laugh at me.
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And you were sweet not to throw it too far
so she didn't wear out her tiny legs.
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Heh, yeah, that's what I was doing.
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There were a few moments today
when I felt like we were a little family.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I never thought of myself as a mom,
but when we were out...
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I felt like someday we could do it.
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Of course we can.
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Especially if our baby's
as calm and quiet as little Cinnam...
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Son of a bitch, she's gone!
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- Well, where'd she go?
- I don't know. She didn't leave a note.
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You were supposed to put her
back in the stroller.
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- No, I wasn't. You were.
- No, I wasn't.
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- Yes, you were.
- Yeah, well, you throw like a girl.
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I'm getting worried.
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Relax, Sheldon,
he's only a few minutes late.
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Professor Proton was never late
when he was on TV.
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You know, every day, 4:00, he was there.
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Unless tornadoes were ripping apart
East Texas, then we'd join him in progress.
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It's him.
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Hello?
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Well, I see.
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Yes.
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All right, we can come get you.
Yeah, we'll see you soon.
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- Bye.
- Where is he?
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The third floor landing.
The poor old guy's
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been walking up the
stairs for half an hour.
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It's really you.
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Mr. Jeffries, I am so sorry.
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We should have told you
about the broken elevator.
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I agree.
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Professor Proton,
it's an honor to meet you.
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Uh, just call me Arthur.
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Leonard...
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did you hear that?
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Professor Proton said
I should call him Arthur.
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That means we're friends.
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No, a friend would have told me
about the elevator.
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Look at me.
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I can get as close to you as I want without
my mom saying it's going to ruin my eyes.
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Is, uh, he dangerous?
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Actually, he's a genius.
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I am.
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That doesn't answer my question.
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Mr. Jeffries, I'm Leonard.
This is my girlfriend, Penny.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Well, I hope I haven't, uh, kept the
kids waiting too long for the show.
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Oh, no, there are no kids.
No, the show's for me.
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Come on, I'll race you...
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Arthur.
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Is the blond girl really your girlfriend?
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- Yes, sir.
- You're the genius.
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So do you do a lot of appearances
like this?
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It's hard to say.
I'm still trying to figure out...
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what this is.
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We just wanted to hang out with you
and maybe learn a little about your life.
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Well, there really isn't too much to tell.
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After the TV show was canceled...
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nobody in the scientific world
would take me seriously...
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so I was forced to do these
children's parties to make a living.
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That's too bad. But still, working
with kids, it must be rewarding.
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You get bit a lot.
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Let me see if I have this straight.
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You two are physicists...
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and you want me to do
a children's science show?
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Yes.
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And if there's time, take 12 pictures
with us in seasonal clothing.
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You know, I'm a real scientist.
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I have a PhD from Cornell University.
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Yeah, that's great.
Did you bring your puppet?
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No. No.
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I hate that puppet.
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Oh, no.
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How could anybody hate
Gino the Neutrino?
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It's nice, huh?
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I got him for 20 bucks on eBay.
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Including the shipping.
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I'm awake, right?
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This is happening?
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- Cinnamon!
- Cinnamon!
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You know, maybe she doesn't recognize
her name because of Raj's accent.
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Good thinking.
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Cinnamon, come to Daddy.
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Cinnamon, where are you,
my little lamb chop?
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- Nice. Heh.
- Thanks.
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When this all blows over,
remember that voice.
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It's kind of a turn-on. Heh.
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It turns you on when I sound like Raj?
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Cinnamon!
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Okay, as I put the egg on top...
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and the flame goes out...
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and the air pressure decreases
in the flask...
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what do you think will happen?
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- I think I know.
- It's gonna get sucked in.
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It's going to get sucked in.
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Okay, I didn't know.
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Yes.
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See, I'm not a scientist like them. Heh.
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I figured that out.
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- Potato clock. Do potato clock.
- What's that?
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I power a clock with a potato.
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Shut up. You can do that?
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I mean, heh, wouldn't that solve
the world's energy crisis?
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No.
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Look, guys, keep your money.
I think I'm done.
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What's wrong? Is she upsetting you?
Because I can make her go away.
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No, she's the only reason
I've stayed this long.
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Then what is it?
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I don't know. I think I'm just...
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I just don't want to be
Professor Proton anymore.
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Well, how can you say that?
Professor Proton's the best.
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What has it ever gotten me?
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I mean, I'm an 83-year-old man
who has potatoes in his suitcase.
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Other scientists think I'm a joke.
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And the puppeteer who did Gino...
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well, he also...
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did my wife.
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Mr. Jeffries, I need to show you something.
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- I'm sorry to hear about your troubles.
- Uh, thanks.
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But if you don't mind me asking, uh,
the potato clock, how does it work?
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Is it a trick clock or a trick potato?
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What do you two talk about?
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I wrote a fan letter to you
when I was a child in Texas...
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and you sent this autographed picture
back to me.
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Do you remember that?
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I'll give you a hint. I have a bracelet
with my own address on it.
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Well, anyway, um,
you may find this hard to believe...
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but I didn't have any
friends growing up.
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No, I get that.
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But, um, I did have you.
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And every day at 4:00,
you'd come to my house on Channel 68...
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and we'd do science together.
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If it hadn't been for you, well, who knows
what would have become of me, you know?
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Instead of a world-class physicist,
I could've wound up as a hobo...
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or a surgeon.
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I bet there are important discoveries
being made every day...
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because you inspired millions of kids
to pursue science.
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In a way, their discoveries
are your discoveries.
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It's true. A generation of young scientists
are standing on your shoulders.
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Well, thank you, guys. That means a lot.
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Well, it's important you know
how much you mean to us.
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- Uh-oh.
- Arthur, are you okay?
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I'm having...
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a problem with my pacemaker.
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I'll call for help.
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Any chance we could plug it in
to the potato?
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No.
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Hello?
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What do you mean you found my dog?
She's with my friends.
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Is she okay?
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Thank you. Uh, just text me your address,
I'm on my way.
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If she's hungry, go ahead and feed her
but do not give her anything starchy.
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She's having risotto for dinner.
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Your vitals are stable, but let's take
you in for tests just to be safe.
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- Want one of us to go in the ambulance?
- I'll do it.
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He's not a relative,
he's not allowed, right?
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- No, it's not a rule. He can go.
- Oh, yes.
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I can't catch a break today.
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We'll pack up your stuff,
meet you at the hospital.
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00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,169
Sorry things turned out this way.
244
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:15,129
Well, at this point, I'm just glad
someone's carrying me down the stairs.
245
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:23,007
Met my childhood hero,
now I get to ride in an ambulance.
246
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,841
Boy, if we can get him to do that calendar,
this will be the best day ever.
247
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,050
I can't believe we lost her.
248
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,085
What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom.
249
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,765
Maybe with the first one.
250
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,407
But kids are like pancakes,
the first one's always a throwaway.
251
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,404
- How's this look?
- It's fine.
252
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,292
Where'd you get
that picture of her?
253
00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,727
It's not her. I Googled
"foo-foo little dogs."
254
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,484
It's Raj. Stay quiet.
255
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:02,009
Hey, heh, bad timing. Bernadette just took
Cinnamon out for a walk.
256
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,765
Interesting. Did they take a walk
down Liars' Lane?
257
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,082
- What?
- A lane frequented by liars.
258
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,926
Like you, you big liar.
259
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,283
- You have her?
- Thank God she's okay.
260
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:22,168
Well, I trusted you and you let me down.
The poor thing's been shaking for hours.
261
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,204
- I'm really sorry.
- Hang on, you've had her for hours?
262
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,246
Yes. I picked her up and then we both went
for massages to try and calm down.
263
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,442
And then we got Pinkberry.
264
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,288
You knew she was okay and you couldn't
pick up the phone to tell us?
265
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,531
- Well, I thought about...
- Don't "well" me, mister.
266
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,000
We've been worried sick.
267
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,966
She could have been dead for all we knew.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
268
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,442
- Sorry, I just...
- Sorry's not good enough.
269
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,162
Maybe you need to take some time
and think about what you've done.
270
00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,363
Nice guilt trip. Heh.
You are gonna be an amazing mom.
271
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,164
Soft kitty, warm kitty.
272
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Little ball of fur.
273
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,844
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty.
274
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,010
Purr, purr, purr.
275
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,766
Thank you, Sheldon. That was very nice.
276
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,247
- Want me to sing it again?
- No.
277
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:34,321
The fourth time was the charm.
278
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,721
There anything I can get for you?
Some apple juice? Uh, some Jell-O?
279
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,642
No, no, thank you, but I do
have a favor to ask.
280
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,851
- Name it.
- Well, I'm booked to do...
281
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,401
a children's party tomorrow...
282
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,490
and frankly, I don't feel up to it.
283
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,321
Oh, you're not. You look awful.
284
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,802
Thank you.
285
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,331
Anyway, uh, you know
my act better than anybody...
286
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,723
I was hoping that
maybe you'd fill in for me.
287
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,847
Are you saying that you want me
to be Professor Proton?
288
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,204
- Yeah.
- Oh, my.
289
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,370
What an honor.
Oh, this is like being asked to...
290
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:27,246
ascend Mount Olympus
and dine with the gods.
291
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:33,081
Or a Korean family in Alhambra.
292
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,921
But they'll know I'm not you.
293
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,409
Should I call myself Professor Proton, Jr?
294
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,406
Sounds great.
295
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:49,366
So in a way, it's like I'm your son.
296
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Whatever.
297
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Father.
298
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,001
Sure, what the hell.
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