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Hey, will you steam my uniform next?
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Interesting.
Do you recall this conversation?
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"Leonard, wanna go halfsies
on a steamer?"
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"No, Sheldon, we don't need a steamer."
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Looks like that rumpled
chicken's come home to roost.
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Hi. Here are the makeup
sponges you asked for.
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- Oh, thanks, I thought I had more.
- Hmm.
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Damn, you've got more makeup than I do.
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You've got better makeup than I do.
Yeah, I'm borrowing this.
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Hey, hey, hey,
this is my Comic-Con makeup.
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I love you, but there are some things
a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.
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That's a wise policy.
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I once borrowed my sister's makeup
for a costume contest...
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got a terrible case of pink eye.
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Yeah, well, luckily, I was going
as a zombie, I won second place.
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You guys just went to Comic-Con.
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That was San Diego Comic-Con.
This is Bakersfield Comic-Con.
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- Is that better?
- Well, it's a lot smaller.
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It's about the comic books.
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The way these conventions used to be
before they went Hollywood.
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So to answer your question,
no, it's not better.
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Then why are you going?
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It's a comic book convention.
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Like pizza or particle accelerators...
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even the stinky ones, still pretty good.
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Well, you guys have fun.
I guess I'll see you Sunday.
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- Yeah. Oh, hang on a second.
- Okay.
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Hold this.
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What was that for?
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To show people when
they don't believe me.
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This is the best. You have booze with
breakfast on Tuesday, you got a problem.
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You do it on the weekend,
you got brunch.
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Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch.
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Can't stand a table where
one person's having
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an omelet and another
is having a sandwich.
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That's not exhausting at all.
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Oh.
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It's Leonard. He says they're on the road
and headed for Bakersfield at warp speed.
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Maybe it's the mimosa,
but I'm gonna give the kid an LOL.
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Cute how excited they are.
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You should have seen Howard
sewing his costume all week.
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When did Howard learn to sew?
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When he was a little
boy, every couple of
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months he'd have to let
his mom's pants out.
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I don't understand
why they go to these conventions.
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The four of them work at a major
university, they're all smart...
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how can they be into something
for 12-year-olds?
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I don't mind it. I think Howie's
just in touch with his inner child.
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Although when he's in Batman pajamas...
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sometimes it feels like
I'm touching his inner child.
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It's probably because they were bullied.
In a world where you can't fight back...
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superheroes provide
meaningful wish-fulfillment.
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Hmm. Now I feel bad for picking on
all those kids.
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Although if Danny Biffle
didn't want to eat a mouthful of dirt...
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he shouldn't have shown up
to school wearing a bow tie.
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I've never even read a comic book.
You guys?
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- Mm-mm.
- No.
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It's such an important part of their lives.
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- Maybe we should try reading some.
- Seriously?
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The comic book store isn't far from here.
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That is an amazing idea.
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Okay, how many of these have I had?
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I think you should turn on the GPS.
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It is on.
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But the turn-by-turn voice option isn't on.
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I know I'd feel more safe if you turn
on the turn-by-turn voice option.
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I love the turn-by-turn voice option.
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Has it really only been 10 miles?
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I'm turning it on, but just to shut you up.
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Leonard,bear left and continue on Interstate 210.
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Ooh, sounds like that fellow
knows what he's talking about.
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I'd put on my listening ears if I were you.
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- What did you do?
- I found a hack online.
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I was able to upload MP3 recordings
of my voice to your GPS.
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- That is so cool.
- Counterpoint, no, it's not.
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Continue on Interstate 210 for five miles.
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Here's an interesting fact
about Interstates:
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- Really?
- Shh!
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He said it's interesting.
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Even-numbered routes run east and west.
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Odd-numbered routes run
north and south.
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Three-digit route numbers
indicate bypasses or spurs.
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Look, Leonard, there's a bridge.
Drive off it.
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You know, we're not that far
from Vasquez Rocks.
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Oh, they shot a lot of
Star Trek episodes out there.
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We got our costumes in the trunk...
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we could go there
and have a little photo shoot.
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Great idea. I haven't had
a carbohydrate in two weeks.
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These cheekbones need
to be in front of a
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camera before I eat a
pretzel and they're gone.
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- It sounds fun.
- Oh, smashing.
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Now, Leonard,
do you know how to get there?
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No.
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Yeah, well, luckily,
someone in the car does.
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Recalculating.
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While we're waiting,
do you know which president...
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signed the
Interstate Highway System Act into law?
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The answer coming up in 14 miles.
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None of you will get it. It's Eisenhower.
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Why are they staring?
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Who cares, just soak it in.
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Hello, boys.
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Oh, hey.
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Could you please stop staring?
They're just girls.
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It's nothing you haven't seen
in movies or in drawings.
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- Hey, Stuart.
- What brings you guys here?
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We were looking for a recommendation
about comic books.
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Well, I recommend you don't
open a store and sell them.
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We were wondering why the guys
like this stuff, so we thought we'd try it.
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Oh, okay.
What do you think you might be into?
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Superhero? Fantasy?
Graphic novels? Manga?
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I swear I will turn a hose on you.
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What kind of comics do the guys like?
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Um, a little bit of everything.
Mostly superhero stuff.
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All right, well, who's
the best superhero?
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Shh!
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You can't ask a question like that in here.
Are you trying to start a rumble?
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Well, what do you recommend?
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Well, uh, let's see, you've got your basic
clean-cut good guys:
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Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America.
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Then you have your darker anti-heroes:
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Your Batman, your Wolverine, Punisher.
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Ooh, I do love a bad boy.
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As evidenced by your boyfriend
and his fear of hamsters.
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If I were you,
I'd go for Fables number one.
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Artwork is sophisticated,
it's intelligently written...
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and it doesn't objectify...
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- ...or stereotype women.
- Oh, Thor. He's hot.
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Yeah, he kind of is.
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And we're blending...
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and we're blending, and we're done.
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I know Mr. Data isn't supposed
to smile, but here it comes.
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Come on, guys, let's do this.
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Yeah, I'm sweating my bald cap off.
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What's our first pose gonna be?
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I say we begin with a classic
Star Trek fight scene.
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I'll set the timer.
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Sheldon, how is that a fight pose?
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Mr. Data's weapon is his mind.
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I'm wielding it.
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Phasers on the Borg!
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Charlie's Angels!
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Okay, what's next?
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Now let's do some sexy glamour shots.
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I'll set the mood.
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Yeah, nice one.
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That's right.
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Oh, my God.
Leonard, someone's stealing your car!
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What? Hey! Hey, come back here!
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- Stop!
- Stealing is against the law!
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I don't believe this.
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Son of a bitch.
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I'll call 911.
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Oh, no, my phone is in my other pants.
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- Mine too.
- So is mine.
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Anybody got any ideas?
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Nope. The only thing left to do now
is assign blame.
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Nice going.
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What kind of a person steals
another person's car in broad daylight?
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What kind of person
leaves his keys in the car?
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Thought we agreed
it's Koothrappali's fault.
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You're right.
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Nice going.
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Car.
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What is wrong with people?
Why don't they stop?
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Maybe we're better off.
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What if we were to get in a car
with a crazy person?
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Look at us, Sheldon.
We're the crazy people.
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Well, perhaps we should hold up a sign...
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that assures passing motorists
of our mental competence.
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Good idea.
Why don't you get started on that?
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Come on, let's just start walking.
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There's gotta be a gas station
or something nearby.
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What, you think just because you're wearing
a captain's uniform you're in charge?
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Yes.
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All right.
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Okay, I'm done.
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How did you guys
finish so fast?
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I don't know, there
were a lot of pictures.
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And one page only had the word
"brakka-dooom!"
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Yeah, well, I have street smarts.
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So, what'd you guys think?
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- Well, there was a lot of action.
- Hmm.
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And the story moved along
at a brisk pace.
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It was, overall,
what's the word I'm looking for...?
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- Stupid?
- So stupid.
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I don't know how Leonard
can get so caught up.
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It's crazy. They spend hours arguing
about things that don't even exist.
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- What a waste of time.
- I know.
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A hammer so heavy
that no one else can pick it up?
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I don't think it's heavy, I think it's some
sort of magic so only Thor can lift it.
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That makes even less sense, I mean...
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No, no, no, it doesn't.
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Thor is a god. The hammer is his.
Only he can use it.
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It's like Sheldon and his toothbrush.
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Or his thin, beckoning lips.
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Okay, hang on, what if Thor's hand
is on the hammer?
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If he's touching it with his god magic,
then does that mean I could lift it?
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- No.
- Yes.
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Well, which is it?
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- Maybe we missed something.
- Let's read it again.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- You want some tea?
- Good idea. I'll help you.
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- Wait, I thought we were reading?
- We are.
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We're just, uh, giving you a head start.
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I wish my mom was here.
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We could all hang out in her shadow.
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Wool pants in the desert.
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I feel like I've got poached testicles.
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Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating.
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That's so much worse
than having your car stolen.
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Insurance is gonna buy you a new car.
It's not gonna de-funk my junk.
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Gentlemen, a little less bellyaching.
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We're Starfleet officers
and a member of the Borg Collective.
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Please, Sheldon, I am so not in the mood.
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Leonard...
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all our lives
we have dreamed of finding ourselves...
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inside one of the fantasy worlds
we love.
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And look at us.
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At this moment, we are, in fact,
a Star Trek landing party...
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stranded in an alien
and unforgiving environment.
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Relying only on our wits,
our fortitude and our moxie.
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As long as we have those things...
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- ...nothing can stop us...
- Nerds!
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I hate this planet.
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It says right here on the hammer:
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"Whoever holds this hammer, if he be
worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
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Hold on. Who decides who's worthy?
Does the hammer decide?
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- Yes!
- No!
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- It can't decide, it's a hammer.
- You said it's a magic hammer!
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Yeah, but it can't make decisions.
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If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions,
why can't Thor's hammer?
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Okay, if you're gonna
start comparing wands
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and hammers, I can't
even take you seriously.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Four glasses of water, please.
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Anything for you guys?
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Can I use your phone?
Our car got stolen.
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Why don't you ask Scotty
to beam you up?
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Scotty was on the original series
and we're Next Generation.
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00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,770
So joke's on you.
243
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,242
We're not with him.
244
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,485
You can't pick something up
in outer space.
245
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,210
In space, there is no up.
246
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,483
Oh, yeah? Then how does
the sun come up every day?
247
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,801
Hard to argue
with those kind of street smarts.
248
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,442
Leonard and Sheldon have boxes of comics.
Why don't we go look at those?
249
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,291
Oh, great. And then you will see,
I am not wrong.
250
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,324
If we were in outer space,
anyone could pick up the hammer...
251
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,285
because it would be floating
in a weightless environment.
252
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,808
Yeah, that's right,
the slow reader used science. Suck on that.
253
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,608
- Was there anything valuable in the car?
- Our clothes, our wallets, phones.
254
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,325
And about $300 worth of makeup...
255
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:16,603
so this thief could look like
anyone right now.
256
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,771
Makeup? Sure.
257
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,869
We're going to the
Comic-Con in Bakersfield.
258
00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:28,162
They have a big costume contest.
259
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,522
It's cooler than it sounds.
260
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,207
I don't know, sounds pretty cool.
261
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,684
It is. It's not just comic books.
262
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,123
They've got action figures,
toys, a Tron themed dance party...
263
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,163
Okay, he gets how cool it is.
264
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,289
I think I have all I need here.
You guys need me to call someone?
265
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,887
I'm guessing your moms?
266
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,124
Thanks, but we've got it covered.
267
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,840
Okay, I just talked to my mom.
268
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,327
She arranged for us to get a rental car.
269
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,409
Great, we can still make it to Comic-Con.
270
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,042
Are you kidding me? After all we've
been through? I just want to go home.
271
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,323
Don't be like that.
Come on, Howard, talk to him.
272
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,285
I'm with Leonard. I'm done.
273
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,371
Fine, then I guess it's two against two.
How do we decide?
274
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,204
Actually, it's three against one.
275
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,520
What? Well, what about the mission?
You said we're a real-life landing party.
276
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,290
Well, we're not.
277
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,000
We're an imaginary landing party.
278
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,081
Who had real-life garbage thrown at us by
real-life strangers who think we're idiots.
279
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,605
And to tell you the truth,
I'm starting to feel like one.
280
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,323
I want to go home now.
281
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,290
Okay.
282
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,684
Did we at least rent the car
from Enterprise?
283
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,768
Get it? Enterprise? Heh.
284
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,607
Screw you, that's funny.
285
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,288
Well, what if the Hulk picked up Thor
while Thor is holding the hammer?
286
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,649
- Yeah?
- Then by the transitive property...
287
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,770
of picking things up,
Hulk picked up the hammer.
288
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,290
No, Hulk picked up Thor,
Thor picked up the hammer.
289
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,882
Hang on, if I go to a bar and pick
up a guy, and he picks up a girl...
290
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,890
and then we all leave together,
did I pick up the girl?
291
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,283
Did that ever happen?
292
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,731
Hey, we talking about me
or are we talking about Thor?
293
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,970
Well, I say that's the last time
we ever go outside.
294
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,650
Look right here,
Red Hulk is picking up Thor's hammer...
295
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,285
because Thor is touching it.
296
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,887
No, it's because they're in space!
297
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,811
- He's touching the strap.
- The strap's part of the hammer!
298
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,684
No, it's not!
299
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,285
Are they actually
arguing about comic books?
300
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,891
No, that can't be right.
301
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,324
Maybe Thor's Hammer
is a new color of nail polish.
302
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,285
Then Red Hulk must be worthy!
303
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,289
How could Red Hulk be worthy?
304
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,448
You don't know his life.
305
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,729
Somewhere in the desert...
306
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,366
we crossed into
an alternate dimension...
307
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,686
where the women in our lives
can finally appreciate great literature.
308
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,127
If it's an alternate dimension...
309
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,687
that sounds like a job
for a landing party.
310
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,522
Captain, what are your orders?
311
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,042
I say we investigate.
312
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,321
Wait.
313
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,484
They might be hostile.
314
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,003
Fine, but set them to stun.
315
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,647
If we vaporize Penny, I'll never
find a girlfriend that pretty again.
316
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,926
President Eisenhower
signed the Federal Aid Highway Act...
317
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,361
from his hospital room.
318
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,525
Wow, that is interesting.
319
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,843
You learn something new every day.
320
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,289
Say, can you name the
four state capitals
321
00:20:30,302 --> 00:20:33,322
that are not served by
the Interstate System?
322
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,729
- Ooh, another quiz?
- Yes!
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