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Hey, Stuart, I got you
a little souvenir from my trip to space.
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Wow, Howard, that's very nice of you.
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Yeah, maybe. Open it first.
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It's my official NASA portrait.
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"To Stuart, your comic book store
is out of this world...
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just like the guy in this picture was."
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For the record,
he also thinks that Walgreens...
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and the drycleaners
are out of this world.
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That's not true. At Walgreens I was "over
the moon" for their store-brand antacids.
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I see you're getting ready
for your Halloween party.
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Yeah, it's my annual attempt
to meet women.
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Ninth time's the charm.
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Would you like me to help? I have a certain
je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees.
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Thanks, but I can't afford je ne sais quoi.
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How much for just quoi?
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Don't worry about money,
I'll take care of it.
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- Really?
- Yeah, you'll love it.
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Ain't no party like a Koothra-party.
Ha-ha-ha.
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You know what wasn't a party?
That hotel in Kazakhstan...
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they put you up in before the launch.
You'd think you'd get one porn channel.
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Have you noticed Howard can take any topic
and use it to remind you he went to space?
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Interesting hypothesis.
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Let's apply the scientific method.
Perform an experiment.
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Okay. Hey, Howard.
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- Thoughts on where we should get dinner?
- Anywhere but the space station.
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On a good day,
dinner was a bag full of meatloaf.
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But, hey, you don't go there for the food,
you go there for the view.
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That's fascinating.
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I'm gonna see if I can duplicate it.
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Howard, I've always thought the lemon
was an underrated fruit.
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Care to weigh in?
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Not really.
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- Oh, well.
- People say the Soyuz capsule's a lemon...
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Yeah, but, hey,
that baby got me to space and back.
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Ladies' night at the Cheesecake Factory,
does it get any better than this?
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I hope so.
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Do you think your husband's
fondness for turtle-necks...
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is an expression of longing
for his missing foreskin?
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It's not getting any better.
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Oh, it's Leonard.
He wants to go costume shopping later.
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- I thought you liked Halloween.
- I do...
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he wants to go party at the comic store.
Lot of the guys there are kind of creepy.
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- Like my husband?
- And my boyfriend?
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I'm sorry, Amy, you were saying something
about Howard's foreskin?
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Nice try, but you have to go to
that party because we're going.
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I'm gonna go, it's just not my idea
of a good time.
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Leonard does things he doesn't like
to make you happy.
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Yeah, he's my boyfriend.
Isn't that, like, his job?
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- Then what's your job?
- Letting him make me happy.
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I just think, in relationships,
you get back what you put in.
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That's not always true.
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Last night I gave Sheldon
my best come-hither look...
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and he responded by explaining
how wheat came to be cultivated.
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I guess I could probably
try a little harder.
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You could start
by taking an interest in his work.
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- That's kind of a problem.
- Why?
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Not really clear on what he does.
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He's an experimental physicist.
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Yeah, I'm not really clear
on what that means.
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He takes hypotheses and designs protocols
to determine their accuracy.
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Yeah, you're really just making it worse.
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What kind of tea would you like?
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I think I'm going to try
green tea mixed with lemon zinger.
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Two tea bags in one cup?
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You're not at a rave.
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So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking...
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since this is our first Halloween
party as boyfriend and girlfriend...
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I thought it might be fun for us
to go in a couples' costume.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Really? I find that inconsistent
with everything I know about you.
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Couples' costumes are one of the few
benefits of being in a relationship.
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Now, imagine this:
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You and I, entering Stuart's party...
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and all eyes turn to see America's
most beloved and glamorous couple:
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- Yeah?
- R2-D2 and C-3PO.
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Dibs on '3PO.
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Sheldon, when I said couples' costume,
I meant, like, Romeo and Juliet...
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or Cinderella and Prince Charming.
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Not two robots
from some silly movie I don't even like.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna let that slide because
I know you're hopped up on tea bags.
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I make compromises for you all the time.
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Just this once, can't we find something
that we're both happy with?
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Fine. How about one of
the most beguiling and
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influential couples
of the 20th century?
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Hewlett and Packard.
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Dibs on Hewlett.
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You wanna be Hewlett?
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- Anybody home?
- Hey, what are you doing here?
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I just thought I'd stop by and say hello.
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What a nice surprise.
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I don't think you've
seen my lab before.
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I know, it's long overdue.
What you doing?
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Better not be building a robot girlfriend.
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No. Although, Howard was
making some strides
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in that area until
he met Bernadette.
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- What, you're kidding?
- No.
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Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box,
waiting for the phone to ring.
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- What's going on in here?
- No, no, no, don't look in there.
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- Is it a secret?
- No, it's a nitrogen laser.
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It'll cook your eyeball
like a soft-boiled egg.
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Oh, might wanna put a sign on it.
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There's a sign right there.
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Ah, "Danger." Sure, sure.
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So, what's that?
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That is an integrated ion trap
and time-of-flight mass spectrometer.
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Wow. High techie-techie.
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What's this little box?
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That is a pencil sharpener.
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Oh, low techie-techie.
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So, what are you working on now?
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- It's actually pretty neat.
- Yeah?
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It's a front-projected
holographic display...
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combined with laser based
finger tracking. Here, I'll show you.
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Put this pencil over here.
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Sharp, thanks to the machine
we saw earlier.
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Very good.
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Then a laser will map
the reflective surface...
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and, voila.
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Wow, that is amazing!
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You know, there's a foundational idea
in string theory that...
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- ...the whole universe may be a hologram.
- What do you mean?
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Oh!
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- Wow!
- Mm-hm.
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The holographic principle suggests...
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that what we all experience every day
in three dimensions...
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may really just be information...
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on a surface located
at the farthest reaches of our cosmos.
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So it's possible that our lives
are really just...
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acting out a painting
on the largest canvas in the universe.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Sometimes I forget how smart you are.
Heh.
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You should visit more often.
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- What are you doing?
- Take off your clothes.
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- What, here, now?
- You got a problem?
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No, no. Just kind of crazy.
I've never fooled around in the lab before.
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- Really? Never?
- Nope.
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I did have a shot with the Lisatronic,
but the extension cord wasn't long enough.
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Before I forget, I'd like your opinion on
the menus I've prepared for the party.
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The theme is "food that goes
bump in the night."
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"Creature from
the Black Forest Ham Lagoon"?
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On "sesame seed Bunzillas."
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"Night of the Living Garlic Bread"?
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It's funny because bread sounds like dead.
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I'm sorry,
but these are just ordinary foods...
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with the names bent into tortured puns.
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But the dishes themselves
are in no way Halloweeny.
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Ooh, Hallow-weenies.
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That's a good one. They'll pair nicely
with my Draculoni and Cheese.
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How do I do it?
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Reminds me. I was thinking of wearing
my NASA jumpsuit as a costume...
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but I realized everybody would be like:
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"Where's your costume?
Why are you wearing work clothes?"
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Hello, boys.
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What are you smiling at?
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Nothing.
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- You know where there's a lot of nothing?
- Space.
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Boy, it's nice to sleep in a bed
with gravity again.
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Did I tell you about the night my retainer
floated out of my mouth into the airlock?
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Yeah, you mentioned it once or twice.
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So here we are.
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Just a couple of young newlyweds.
What to do?
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What to do to you?
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Astronaut Wolowitz reporting for booty.
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Preparing thrusters.
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We have liftoff.
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- Are we clear to jettison that nightgown?
- Okay, we need to talk.
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- What?
- Howie, I know you went to space...
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and I'm incredibly proud of you.
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But you might wanna try and
not bring it up every minute.
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I don't talk about it every minute.
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Tonight at dinner you went on about it
for an hour straight.
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What was I supposed to talk about?
We were eating at Johnny Rockets.
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Just saying people
are getting a little tired of it.
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So I did this amazing thing
and I'm never allowed to mention it?
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Of course you can. But, maybe a good rule
would be to wait for people to bring it up.
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Okay, heh. No problem.
It won't happen again.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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I can't tell you how many times...
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I dreamed I was in bed here...
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with you when I was...
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You know...
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What, I can't even point?
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So, basically,
this is what's called mag-lev technology.
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It uses powerful electromagnets to create
a force strong enough to overcome gravity.
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- You hold this.
- Whoa, that's heavy.
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Oh, you don't have on
any jewelry, do you?
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No, why?
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Grad student forgot to take out
one of his piercings.
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Now he's on a transplant list
waiting for a nipple his size.
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Now, watch this.
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Whoa.
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That is very cool.
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Sometimes I like to turn this on
and pretend I'm the super-villain Magneto.
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Getting a little less cool, Leonard.
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What I really am is a very smart scientist.
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Who understands
the mechanics of the universe.
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And is wearing the sexy black
underwear you bought.
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- There we go.
- Yeah.
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So I thought the photo booth for the party
could be creepy, like a mummy's tomb...
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or they also have
the TARDIS from Doctor Who.
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A TARDIS makes no sense.
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A time machine from a science-fiction show
has nothing to do with Halloween.
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That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS,
you stink and your party stinks.
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- Do you have a preference?
- I don't care, get the TARDIS.
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Yes! This party just became a major rager.
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By the way, can I borrow
your bullwhip and fedora?
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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I was thinking of dressing up as
Indiana Jones's mocha-skinned love child.
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Indian Jones.
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- Clever.
- What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Howard, I've got a party to plan,
don't make me pull it out of you.
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Here it is. Bernadette said you guys are
sick of me talking about my trip to space.
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Is that true?
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- No.
- Yes.
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We seem to have different approaches here.
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I was going for helpful honesty,
I have no idea what you're doing.
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It's called being nice.
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Okay, if you think being nice
will get him to shut up, I'll try it.
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You know what, guys, never mind.
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I just won't talk about the greatest
achievement of my life ever again.
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Look at that, the problem solved itself.
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Hello, boys.
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What if we were to go
as dinner table favorites, salt and pepper?
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You know salt makes me retain water...
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and my cousin, William, was ground
to death in a pepper factory accident.
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Raggedy Ann and Andy?
I loved them growing up.
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I don't think so. Those dolls represent
three things I don't care for:
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Clowns, children, and raggedyness.
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- I think it's a lost cause.
- No.
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There are things that say to the world,
"I have a boyfriend and he's not made up."
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Matching costumes, hickies, and sex tapes.
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Pick one.
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What's a hickey?
237
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- How do I look?
- Fine.
238
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,610
Uh-oh. Is someone a little blue?
239
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,804
Come on, Howie, that's, like, the
funniest thing I've ever said in my life.
240
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,242
What do you say, you ready to go?
241
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,841
To tell you the truth,
I'm not really in the mood.
242
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,369
What are you talking about? It'll be fun,
your friends will be there.
243
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,807
Some friends. They all think I'm boring.
244
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,604
Maybe you should go without me.
245
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:33,643
No, if I'm there alone people might think
I'm just a really short person from Avatar.
246
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,248
I'm sorry, I just don't wanna go.
247
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,167
Hey, I just spent the last three hours
coloring myself blue.
248
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:44,365
I'm gonna be washing paint
out of my smurf for a month!
249
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,244
Fine.
250
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,130
Two weeks ago I was an astronaut.
251
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,522
Yeah, well, now you're a Smurf.
Keep walking.
252
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,804
Oh, my God, you guys look adorable!
253
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Thanks, so do you.
254
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,688
- Slutty cop?
- No, sexy cop.
255
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,521
Slutty cop only came
with a skirt and two badges.
256
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,566
And Albert Einstein?
257
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:16,483
Ja. Und later she's going to arrest me
for going faster than the speed of light.
258
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,371
- I thought we said in the car, no accents.
- Sorry, officer.
259
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,723
Hello!
260
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- It's a great party.
- Thank you.
261
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,408
The monster foods, they're really fun.
262
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:40,246
Oh, yes, thank you.
I like to think of fun things like that...
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because I'm fun,
I'm not clinically depressed at all.
264
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,925
Sheldon, get in here.
265
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,322
I should have picked hickey.
266
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,445
Hey, look at you guys!
267
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,088
I'm Raggedy Anne and he's Raggedy C-3PO.
268
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,771
It was a compromise. I lost.
269
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,089
Can you believe Stuart's walking around
taking credit for this party?
270
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,961
- Who cares?
- What do you mean, who cares?
271
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,720
Look what I pulled off here.
The DJ's on fire...
272
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there's a TARDIS photo booth
in the back...
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oh, my God, the food.
Stuart wanted Kraft Draculoni and Cheese.
274
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,767
You're right, the party's fantastic!
Tell me more.
275
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,567
I haven't heard enough about it,
because hearing about that never gets old!
276
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,406
- Is this about the space thing again?
- I'm not allowed to talk about it...
277
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:43,242
but since you brought it up,
I went to space. Space, space, space!
278
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,286
Oh, Drinky Smurf!
279
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,288
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Great, now I'm in trouble.
280
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,125
You happy?
281
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,531
You, out!
282
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,000
You are being very rude.
283
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,523
No I'm not. They're all being rude,
and you're being rude.
284
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,921
Me? What did I do?
285
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:10,645
"Oh, Howie,
stop talking about space so much."
286
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,486
"Nobody likes it."
287
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,321
I don't sound like that.
288
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,681
You're supposed to be on my side.
289
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,922
I'm always on your side.
290
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,169
Then why are you trying to
take this away from me?
291
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:32,201
Being an astronaut is the coolest thing
I'm ever going to do...
292
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,526
and if I stop talking about it
then I'm just...
293
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,124
Just what?
294
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,207
Just plain old Howard Wolowitz again.
295
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,368
Plain old Howard Wolowitz
is the best guy I know.
296
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,525
- You're just saying that.
- No, I'm not.
297
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,327
I married him. On purpose.
298
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,170
Come here.
299
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,844
- I love you.
- I love you too.
300
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,330
Nothing to see here,
just sexy police business.
301
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,885
Just explaining the theory of relativity.
302
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,401
Twice.
303
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,491
Hey, what you watching?
304
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,208
I don't know.
Raj sent me some video of Buzz Aldrin.
305
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,890
Here you go, it's a Milky Way.
306
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,567
The Milky Way is a galaxy in space.
307
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,571
I've been in space.
308
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,287
Here's a Mars bar.
309
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,122
I'm an astronaut.
310
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,687
And this one's a MoonPie.
311
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,486
I walked on the Moon.
312
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,051
What have you done?
313
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,408
Okay, I get it.
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