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Okay, we've got power to the laser.
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I should've brought an umbrella.
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- What for? It's not gonna rain.
- I know.
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But with skin as fair as mine,
moon burn is a real possibility.
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That's a buzzinga, right?
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One of my best, don't you think?
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Howard, double-check
the equatorial mount on the laser.
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- We need it locked on the Sea of Tranquility.
- You got it.
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Raj, no.
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Billions of dollars have gone
into inventing the Internet...
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...and filling it with pictures of naked women
so we don't have to peep through windows.
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It's not like that.
I'm watching someone's TV.
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The Good Wife is on.
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I tell you,
this is my new Grey's Anatomy.
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Leonard, what is that? What is that?
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Relax, it's just a dirty sock.
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How on earth can you say "dirty sock"
and "relax" in the same sentence?
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Sheldon, the world is filled
with dirty, discarded socks.
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Not my world.
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You know who'd really dig
seeing this experiment? Penny.
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I wasn't aware that lunar ranging
was her thing.
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Although I suppose...
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...the retro reflector left on the moon
by Neil Armstrong...
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...does qualify as a shiny object.
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Ask her to come up.
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I don't know. It's still weird since,
you know...
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- She dumped you?
- She didn't dump me.
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We were just in different places
in the relationship.
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I fail to see how a relationship...
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...can have the qualities
of a geographic location.
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Well, it's very simple. Leonard was living
in a town called Please Don't Leave Me...
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...while Penny had just moved
to the island of Bye-bye.
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Screw you, guys.
I'm gonna go see if she's home.
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If it's not too much trouble,
I'd like to point this at the moon now.
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Wait a second.
The good wife is crying.
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Something's very wrong.
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Oh, hi. What's going on?
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We're up on the roof
bouncing laser beams off the moon.
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I'm sorry, what?
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It's cool. We've got a two-meter
parabolic reflector and everything.
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- I thought you might wanna see it.
- That makes no sense.
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How can you bounce stuff off the moon?
There's no gravity.
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Oh, Leonard, this is Zack. Zack, Leonard.
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- Hey.
- Sorry, I didn't know you were busy.
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- Maybe another time.
- Yeah. Maybe.
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- Hey, I wanna see this laser thing.
- Oh, what about the party?
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It's a surprise party,
doesn't matter when we get there.
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Right.
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Okay, well, yeah, come on up.
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So how'd you guys meet?
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My company designs the menus
for The Cheesecake Factory.
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Your company?
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My dad, but me and my sister are VPs.
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So menus.
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It sounds easy, but there's a lot of science
that goes into designing them.
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Happy now? I'm moving the dirty sock.
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Thank you.
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Raj, keep an eye out for the other one.
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- Hey, guys. This is my friend Zack.
- Hey.
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- Hello.
- Whoa, is that the laser? It's bitchen.
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Yes. In 1917...
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...when Albert Einstein established
the theoretic foundation for the laser...
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...in his paper
Zur Quantentheorle der Strahlung...
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...his fondest hope was that
the resultant device be "bitchen."
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Well, mission accomplished.
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Let me explain what we're doing here.
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In 1969, the astronauts on Apollo 11...
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...positioned reflectors on the moon.
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We're gonna shoot a laser
off one of them...
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...and let the light bounce back
into this photomultiplier.
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Oh, that's very cool.
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One question: How can you be sure
it won't blow up?
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- The laser?
- The moon.
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See, now this is a man for Penny.
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- That's a great question, Zack.
- No, it's not.
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- Sheldon, play nice.
- It's not a great question.
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How could somebody possibly think
we're going to blow up the moon?
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That's a great question.
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Don't worry about the moon.
We set our laser to stun.
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Smart.
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We'll see the beam when it leaves. It won't
be strong enough when it comes back...
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- ...to be seen by the naked eye.
- Naked. Heh, heh, heh.
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Right, funny.
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So that device there
will measure the photons that return...
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...and show it to us on this computer.
Raj, get them some glasses.
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Cool, it's gonna be in 3-D?
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Preparing to fire laser at the moon.
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Make it so.
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There it is. There's the spike.
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Two-point-five seconds for the light to
return. That's the moon. We hit the moon.
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That's your big experiment?
All that for a line on the screen?
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Yeah, but think
about what this represents.
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The fact that we can do this
is the only way of definitively proving...
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...that there are man-made objects
on the moon...
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...put there by a species
that only 60 years before...
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...had just invented the airplane.
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What species is that?
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I was wrong. Penny can do better.
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- Okay, guys, thank you. It's been fun.
- Yeah, thanks.
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- Should we invite them to the party?
- No, just keep walking.
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He's must be very skilled at coitus.
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I'm telling you, dude...
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...the only way to feel better
about Penny going out with other guys...
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...is for you to get back on the whores.
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- Horse.
- What?
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The phrase is "get back on the horse."
Not whores.
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That's disgusting, dude.
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No, it's not... Never mind.
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He is right, though.
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If you want, I can turn you on
to this great new dating site I found.
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No, thanks.
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You sure? They say
they can find a match for anybody.
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- Have they found a match for you?
- Tons.
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I've had, like, eight dates
in the last month.
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Twelve, if you count the ones
who showed up and left.
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- I can't bring the nitrogen tank down.
- Why not?
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All right, let me restate that.
It's very heavy and I don't want to.
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- I'll help you.
- Thank you.
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Lift with your knees, not your back.
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Good night.
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You know what would be fun?
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- Signing Sheldon up for online dating.
- Yeah, right.
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No, think about it.
We make it an experiment.
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Like when Frankenstein's monster
was lonely and he found a wife.
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He didn't find a wife.
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They built him a wife
out of dead body parts.
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Okay, we'll call that plan B.
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Coming.
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Damn you, you rat bastard.
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Are you drunk?
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Zack was a perfectly nice guy
and then you ruined him.
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How did I ruin him?
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Because in the olden days,
I never would've known he was so stupid.
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- Come on, he wasn't that stupid.
- Yes, he was.
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He thought you were
gonna blow up the moon.
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Okay, yeah, he's stupid. Heh, heh.
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He spent the entire night...
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...bragging about how he invented
the word "appeteasers."
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How is that my fault?
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You have destroyed my ability
to tolerate idiots.
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Now, come with me.
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- Where are we going?
- We're gonna have sex.
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Why? I mean, okay.
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What's going on?
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Put on your noise-canceling headphones,
because it's gonna get loud.
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Ugh. Not this again.
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In what universe is this "low-pulp"?
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Good morning, Penny.
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Do you have eyes
in the back of your head?
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When one gets beaten up
every other day in school...
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...one, of necessity,
develops a keen sense of hearing.
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Incidentally, one can get beaten up
in school...
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...simply
by referring to oneself as "one."
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I'm making English muffins.
Would you like an English muffin?
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Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.
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FYI, my noise-canceling headphones
proved ineffective last night.
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- Yeah, sorry about that.
- As a native Texan, I must say...
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...I've never heard the phrase "yeehaw"
used in quite that context.
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Oh, God.
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"Oh, God."
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That I've heard on multiple occasions.
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In what universe is that "lightly toasted"?
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This has to be the worst day of my life.
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Good morning, Leonard.
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How many times
have I asked you not to do that?
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Counting this instance?
Three hundred seventeen.
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- Where's Penny?
- She returned to her apartment.
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I presume to shower and vomit.
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Not necessarily in that order.
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Wonder why she didn't say goodbye.
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Are you expecting me to offer
an explanation of human behavior?
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I know. I thought as an outsider...
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...you might be able to provide
a fresh perspective.
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Well, I have no difficulty
believing you are not butter.
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- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hi.
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- I gotta run. Early shift.
- Okay, I'll walk down with you.
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So last night was fun, huh?
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Yeah, it must've been.
I just threw up in my closet.
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Bummer.
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I was thinking tonight
maybe we could catch a movie.
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Oh, yeah, tonight's not great for me.
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Doesn't have to be tonight.
I'm free pretty much always.
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Leonard, last night was a mistake.
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When you say "mistake,"
do you mean a fortunate mistake...
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...like the discovery of penicillin?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I was drunk, I was lonely, I hated Zack.
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Can we just forget it ever happened?
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No, it's pretty well imprinted on my brain.
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Especially the whole rodeo thing.
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Oh, God.
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So that's it?
Wham, bam, thank you, Leonard?
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Look, I said I'm sorry.
Can't you please let it go?
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How am I supposed to let it go?
You used me for sex.
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Morning, Mrs. Gunderson.
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Good morning, Leonard.
Or should I say "yeehaw"
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- Holy crap.
- What?
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We finally have proof...
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- ...that aliens walk among us.
- Excuse me?
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The dating site
matched a woman with Sheldon.
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You're kidding. An actual woman?
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Yeah, look. Breasts and everything.
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Trust me, breasts doesn't
necessarily mean "woman."
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- Since when?
- I'll show you a picture...
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...of my Uncle Louie
in a bathing suit sometime.
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Leonard, you gotta see this.
We found a match for Sheldon.
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Great. Maybe she can have sex with him
and walk out on him the next morning...
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...without so much
as a "How do you do?"
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- Know what he's talking about?
- No. Ask him.
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- Leonard, what?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
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That was a lousy suggestion.
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Whatever.
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Right now, Dr. Sheldon Cooper
has to send an e-mail to his perfect match.
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"Greetings, fellow life-form..."
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If she can do it, I can do it.
If she can do it, I can do it.
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If she can do it, I can do it.
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I can't do it.
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- Hello?
- Oh, hi. Hey.
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Hi, Leslie.
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Leonard, what're you doing here?
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I know. It's been a while.
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Yeah, 18 months.
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Right. Right.
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So how you doing?
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- Fine. You?
- Not bad.
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You remember
when we used to have sex...
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...and you said it didn't mean anything,
it was just for fun?
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Yeah.
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Do you wanna do that again?
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What happened? Blondie dumped you?
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She didn't dump me. We were
just in different places in the relationship.
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Right.
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Anyway, apparently, it's okay to go back
to people you're no longer seeing...
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- ...and have recreational sex with them.
- Uh-huh.
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So, what do you say?
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Let me think about it.
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She's not coming back.
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- Uh-oh. She wants to meet us.
- Not us. Him.
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00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,684
Yes, but "him"
doesn't even know about "her."
240
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,821
Well, "him" about to find out about "her."
241
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,596
Really? Us gonna tell him?
242
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,824
Who's going to tell whom about what?
243
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,900
Sheldon. Hey. Hi.
244
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,828
Your surprise confuses me. I live here.
245
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,332
Right.
246
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:40,036
So, listen, what are you doing
tomorrow afternoon?
247
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,681
- Be more specific.
- Four-thirty.
248
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,374
That's not afternoon. That's preevning.
249
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,944
- What?
- It's a time of day I invented.
250
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,454
It better defines the ambiguous period...
251
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,025
...between afternoon and evening:
preevning.
252
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,755
Fairly certain it will catch on
as it fills a desperate need.
253
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,859
Right, okay. What are you doing
tomorrow preevning?
254
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,800
Well, tomorrow's Saturday.
Saturday night is laundry night.
255
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:10,705
So I'll be spending the preevning
pre-sorting and pre-soaking.
256
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,811
Okay, what if I were to tell you...
257
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,106
...tomorrow at 4:30,
you could meet a woman...
258
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,876
...who has been scientifically chosen
to be your perfect mate?
259
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,216
I would snort in derision
and throw my arms in the air...
260
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,551
...exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
261
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,457
But it's true.
262
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,459
We put all your vital information
into this dating site...
263
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,966
...answered all questions like you would
and they found a match for you.
264
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,264
- Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler.
- Please.
265
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,307
Even assuming you could answer
any question the way I would...
266
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,411
...the algorithms used
by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.
267
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,513
That's the answer
we gave to the question.
268
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,774
"What is your attitude
towards online dating?"
269
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,583
Well, Howard wanted to write
"mumbo jumbo," but I said no.
270
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,087
Our Sheldon would say "hokum."
271
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,823
Come on,
where's your scientific curiosity?
272
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,930
Most of it is being applied to unraveling
secrets of universe...
273
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,693
...while the rest of it is wondering why
I'm having this conversation with you.
274
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,427
Okay, how about this?
275
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,937
Even Spock had a date
once every seven years,
276
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,200
He didn't date. It was pon farr.
277
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,810
His blood boiled with mating lust.
278
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,681
Why don't you start
with a cup of coffee...
279
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:26,114
...and you can pon farr
Amy Farrah Fowler later.
280
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,654
- I don't drink coffee.
- All right, you can have a hot chocolate.
281
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,622
As I will not be engaging in this nonsense,
my choice of beverage is moot.
282
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,818
For the record,
I only drink hot chocolate...
283
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,122
...in months with an R in them.
284
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,191
- Why?
- What's life without whimsy?
285
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,297
Okay, I'm out.
286
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,907
Sheldon...
287
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,538
...I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof
somewhere in your apartment.
288
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,045
Unless you're willing
to come with us to meet this girl...
289
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,384
...it will remain there forever.
290
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,017
You're bluffing.
291
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,063
Are you willing to risk it?
292
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,359
Curse you.
293
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,047
Thirty feet.
294
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,531
Oh. Hey, Leonard.
295
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,932
I was a perfectly happy,
geeky, little lonely guy...
296
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,038
...and then you ruined me.
297
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,863
Are you drunk?
298
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,034
Come on. We're gonna have sex
and it's not gonna mean a thing.
299
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,410
Are you out of your mind?
300
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,216
I'm really starting to think
there's a double standard here.
301
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:17,294
In a few minutes, when I gloat
over the failure of this enterprise...
302
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,557
...how would you prefer I do it?
The standard "I told you so"?
303
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,064
With a classic "neener-neener"?
304
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:25,670
Or just my normal look
of haughty derision?
305
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,069
- You don't know we're wrong yet.
- Haughty derision it is.
306
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,805
Excuse me. I'm Amy Farrah Fowler.
You're Sheldon Cooper.
307
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,677
Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler.
308
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,410
I'm sorry to inform you
that you have been taken in...
309
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,144
...by unsupportable mathematics...
310
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,653
...designed to prey
on the gullible and the lonely.
311
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,760
Additionally, I'm being blackmailed
with a hidden dirty sock.
312
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,760
If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it.
313
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,601
If it was literal,
I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
314
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:02,331
I'm here because my mother and I have
agreed that I will date at least once a year.
315
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,532
Interesting.
316
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,008
My mother and I have
the same agreement about church.
317
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,615
I don't object to the concept of a deity,
but I'm baffled by the notion...
318
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,478
...of one that takes attendance.
319
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,281
Well, then you might
want to avoid East Texas.
320
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,982
Noted. Now, before this goes any further,
you should know...
321
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,619
...that all forms of physical contact
up to and including coitus are off the table.
322
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,827
May I buy you a beverage?
323
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,967
Tepid water, please.
324
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,473
Good God, what have we done?
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