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Having a little trouble
catching your breath, there?
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No, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had
told me this is what I was training for...
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...I would have tried a lot harder.
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Do or do not, there is no try.
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Heh. Did you just quote Star Wars?
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I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
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Ha, ha. Oh, my God.
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I am lying in bed with a beautiful woman
who can quote Yoda.
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I love you, Penny.
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Uh... Heh.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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- I just wanted to put that out there.
- Oh, yeah. No, I...
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- I'm glad.
- Yeah... Oh, good.
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- Good. Glad is good.
- Yeah.
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Ha. Ahem.
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No... Um...
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So, heh...
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It's getting pretty late.
We should, tsk, go to sleep.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Yeah, probably.
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- Okay. Good night, sweetie.
- Good night.
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Hey, Leonard,
where do you come down on giant ants?
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Sheldon says impossible,
Howard and I say not only possible...
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...but as a mode of transportation,
way cooler than the Batmobile.
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You are ignoring the square-cube law.
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The giant ant would be crushed
under the weight of its exoskeleton.
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For the record, the appropriate ranking
of cool modes of transportation...
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...is jetpack, hover board, transporter,
Batmobile and then giant ant.
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Seriously, you have nothing better
to do than sit around...
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...and discuss the possibility
of giant ants?
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- What's with him?
- Perhaps he's at a sensitive point...
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...in his monthly cycle.
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Are you saying he's man-struating?
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Not literally.
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But as far back as the 17th century...
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...scientists observed a 33-day
fluctuation in men's hormone levels.
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Interesting.
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That might explain my weepy days
in the middle of the month.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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Okay, forget giant ants.
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How about giant rabbits?
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Big or small, I don't like rabbits.
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They always look like they're about
to say something, but they never do.
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Rabbits do have a respiratory system
that would support great size.
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On a side note,
they are one of the few mammals...
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...whose scrotum
is in front of the penis.
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Maybe that's
what they wanna talk about.
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Leonard, where do you stand
on giant rabbits and scrotal position?
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I honestly don't care.
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Really? Every time we've talked
about unusual animal genitals...
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...you've always had some pretty strong
and controversial opinions.
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What do you want?
I just don't give a rat's ass.
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Would that be a giant rat's ass?
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For the record, giant rats are possible.
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Can we please talk
about something else?
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Maybe something vaguely related
to life as we know it on this planet?
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Okay, how about this for a topic:
"Why is Leonard being a giant douche?"
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Assuming giant douches are possible.
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Of course they are.
Leonard's being one.
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- Maybe he's having a spat with Penny.
- No. There was no spat.
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- Oh, but something happened.
- I don't wanna talk about it.
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But I sense you're going to and
I don't wanna hear about it. Excuse me.
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What'd you do, Romeo?
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Did you pour maple syrup
all over your body...
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...and ask her if she was in the mood
for a short stack?
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Think it would be funny
to put on her panties and jump around...
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...but it wound up
just creeping her out?
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- What? No.
- Just asking, dude.
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It happens.
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You guys still on for bowling tonight?
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Oh, yes. In fact, I've prepared
some trash talk for the occasion. Ahem.
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You bowl like your mama.
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Unless she bowls well.
In which case, you bowl nothing like her.
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Oh. Ouch.
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That is what is referred to
as "a burn on you."
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- Did you ask her to start waxing?
- No.
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- Did you start waxing?
- No.
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While making love,
did you accidentally spank your own ass...
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...and cry out, "Mommy"
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I'm walking away from you now.
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- That wasn't a no.
- Yeah. Think we're getting close.
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Did you take a Benadryl
and fall asleep while pleasuring her?
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Because you can die that way.
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Oh, that would be a good way to go.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hey.
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Good, Penny.
Reminder, bowling tonight at 7:00.
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Oh, right. Bowling.
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You don't have to come
if you don't want.
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No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it,
you would get creamed without me.
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We would indeed.
In this particular case...
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...your lack of femininity
works to our advantage.
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Yeah. It's always nice chatting with you,
Sheldon.
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- Sarcasm?
- Thinly veiled contempt.
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- Remember, 7:00.
- Got it.
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- Pacific Daylight Time.
- Bite me.
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Please reserve that butch spirit
for the lanes.
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I thought you were bringing
your own bowling shoes.
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These are my own bowling shoes.
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Then what's with the disinfectant?
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I know where my feet have been.
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Hey, Penny.
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And you guys.
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Albino Bob couldn't make it,
so I brought a substitute.
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I believe some of you
know Wil Wheaton.
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Hi, Sheldon. How's it going?
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Well, well, well,
if it isn't Wil Wheaton.
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The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man.
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The Pope Paul V to my Galileo.
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The Internet Explorer to my Firefox.
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Not carrying a grudge because I beat you
at that card tournament, are you?
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I'm the proud owner
of Wil-Wheaton-stinks.com...
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...dot-net and dot-org.
What does that tell you?
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It tells me that I am living rent-free
right here.
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- You ready to bowl?
- Oh, I'm ready.
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I don't know if Stuart told you
what you're up against...
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...but before you stands the co-captain
of the East Texas Christian Youth...
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...Holy Roller Bowling League
Championship team.
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Seven-to-12-year-old division.
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Also, Penny's pretty good.
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Great. Then it's on.
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Foolish Wil Wheaton.
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It was never off.
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Yes!
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A common spare.
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The Miss Congeniality
of the bowling pageant.
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Before you jump on Twitter
to tout your modest accomplishment...
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...watch how it's really done.
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I am the ball.
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My thoughts are its thoughts.
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Its holes are my holes.
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Yes.
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Tweet that, Tweety Bird.
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- I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan.
- Oh, thanks.
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I'm sure you're probably sick
of Star Trek questions...
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...but Whoopi Goldberg,
you ever hit that?
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Ah. Beer.
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The magic elixir that can turn this poor,
shy Indian boy into the life of the party.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Chili-cheese fry?
- Yes. I love chili-cheese fries.
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- Really? You love them?
- Yeah, why?
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No reason. Just glad to hear...
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...you're comfortable
saying you love something.
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- You wanna get into this right now?
- Get into what?
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Why wouldn't you love
the chili-cheese fries?
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They've been in your life a long time.
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They make you happy.
They deserve to know.
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Okay, look, you caught me by surprise
last night. I didn't know what to say.
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Now you've had time to think about it.
What do you wanna say?
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- I'm not sure.
- How can you not be sure?
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- This isn't the place to have this.
- No.
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The place was in bed after I said,
"I love you"...
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...and you said,
"Thank you. Good night."
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- Don't push it, Leonard.
- I am not pushing anything.
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You are. You don't get to decide
when I'm ready to say "I love you."
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Ah. The premature "I love you."
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I guessed premature. Does that count?
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Penny.
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Penny.
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Penny.
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- What?
- This is for you.
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- Ice cream?
- I've been familiarizing myself...
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...with female emotional crises
by studying the comic strip "Cathy."
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When she's upset,
she says "ack" and eats ice cream.
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Um...
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Ack.
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And if you were a cat,
I would have brought you a lasagna.
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Did Leonard send you over here?
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No. We haven't spoken
since your abrupt departure last night...
170
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...caused us to forfeit to Stuart
and his dastardly ringer, Wil Wheaton.
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Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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Not too proud to admit
that I cried myself to sleep.
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- Again, I'm sorry.
- Let me tell you...
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...sleep did not come easily...
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...with Leonard in the next room
singing along with Alanis Morissette.
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- You're kidding.
- No.
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Clearly another woman
in dire need of ice cream.
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What part of this is supposed
to make me feel better?
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The part where I tell you
I've engineered a rematch...
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...with Stuart's team for tonight.
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Oh, honey, I don't know. Things
are a little weird with Leonard right now.
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You want me to remove him from the team?
I'm the captain, I can do that.
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No, no, that's okay. Just let me
talk to him and I'll get back to you.
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- When are you going to talk to him?
- I don't know.
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He's in the laundry room now.
Now would be a good time.
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You're not gonna leave me
until I do it?
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Oh, I think we both know
the answer to that question.
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- I think we should talk now.
- What? No, it's okay.
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We don't have to talk because
there's nothing to talk about.
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- Everything's good.
- Really?
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So you didn't get snarky...
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...because I said something nice
to a bowl of chili fries?
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All right, maybe I overreacted.
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So we're in two different places,
emotionally. So what?
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And maybe I'm a little ahead of you,
and that's fine.
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In fact, it makes sense,
because let's face it...
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...I've been in this relationship
two years longer than you.
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Look, Leonard, you have to know
how much I care about you.
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It's just that I've said the L word
too soon before...
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...and it didn't work out very well.
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Really?
I wouldn't know what that's like.
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I'm sorry.
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- You know what I'm talking about.
- Yeah, I do.
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- So we're good?
- Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
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We are good. We are great.
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All right. Fence mended,
problem swept under the rug.
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Time to bowl.
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Yes, I was eavesdropping.
There's a lot at stake.
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Attention, all bowlers...
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...I've taken the liberty
of having these made for our rematch.
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- The Wesley Crushers?
- No, not the Wesley Crushers.
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The Wesley "Crushers."
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- I don't get it.
- Wesley Crusher...
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...was Wil Wheaton's character
on Star Trek.
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Still don't get it.
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It's a blindingly clever play on words.
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By appropriating his character's
name and adding the S...
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...we imply that we will be
the crushers of Wesley.
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I'm sorry, but the Wesley Crushers...
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...sounds like people
who like Wesley Crusher.
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No, again,
it's not the Wesley Crushers.
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It's the Wesley "Crushers."
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No, if you want it to mean
you're crushing Wesley...
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...it'd be the "Wesley" Crushers.
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Do you people even hear yourselves?
It's not the Wesley Crushers.
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It's not the "Wesley" Crushers,
it's Wesley "Crushers."
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Hey, look.
They named their team after me.
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No, it's not... Never mind.
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So we're all clear on the bet
and the stakes?
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Oh, yes.
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The losers will be publicly humiliated
in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.
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FYI, I plan on having you
publish a scientific paper...
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...expounding the discredited
Belakovsky hypotheses.
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Ouch again.
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Hey, Sheldon.
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I wanted you to know I'm looking forward
to wiping the floor with you.
237
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,794
Oh, yes? Well, before I respond,
let me ask you a question.
238
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,934
Is your mother a good or poor bowler?
239
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,078
- After you.
- No, after you.
240
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,655
As we are currently crushing you,
Wesley.
241
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:29,125
It's customary for the player
on the right-hand lane to bowl first.
242
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,821
All right.
243
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,565
It's a custom, not a rule.
244
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,937
I so loathe you.
245
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,142
That's right, Sheldon.
Embrace the dark side.
246
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,982
That's not even from your franchise.
247
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:01,820
I, um... I want you to know that
even though we're on opposite sides...
248
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,825
...I bear you no ill will.
249
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,659
- Thank you, Stuart. It's nice to know.
- Mm-hm.
250
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,836
People from opposite sides
often have good relationships.
251
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,595
You know, Romeo and Juliet...
252
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,138
...Tony and Maria from West Side Story.
253
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,872
What's-his-name
and the big, blue chick in Avatar.
254
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,372
I'm gonna bowl now.
255
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,286
Be the ball, Howard.
256
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,686
Leave me alone, Sheldon.
257
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,730
You weren't the ball.
258
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,462
Hey, thanks.
259
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,367
- This is fun, huh?
- Yeah.
260
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,371
It's good we got out
and did something physical.
261
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,043
- Mm-hm.
- Gets us out of our heads.
262
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,235
You get in your head...
263
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,404
...you start to over-think, over-analyze,
obsess, you worry.
264
00:16:56,582 --> 00:17:00,018
That's not what we're doing tonight.
We're throwing a ball at some pins.
265
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,413
- Yeah, that's right.
- Mm-hm.
266
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,680
And someday, we don't know when,
maybe you'll love me back.
267
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,390
Ooh. I'm up.
268
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,663
Sheldon. Sheldon. Sheldon.
269
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,926
Excuse me.
270
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:20,070
I don't know who you're chanting for,
as I am currently the ball.
271
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:28,337
The ball. The ball. The ball.
272
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,241
Thank you, Jesus!
273
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,383
As my mother would say.
274
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,622
I'm glad you patched things up
with your boyfriend.
275
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,697
Yeah, me too.
276
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,892
It's tough when the L bomb
gets dropped and you're not ready.
277
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,400
Tell me about it.
278
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,066
I dated this one girl,
and I told her that I loved her...
279
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,442
...and she said she wasn't sure.
280
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,570
And she strung me along
for almost two years. It was brutal.
281
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,811
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Thanks.
282
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,751
I wish she had just broken up with me
right there.
283
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,253
Put me out of my misery.
284
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,551
- Really?
- Yeah. Would have been kinder.
285
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,291
- Wil, you're up.
- Oh, that's me.
286
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,735
Did you let Wil Wheaton
get in your head?
287
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,097
- What are you talking about?
- He's evil.
288
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,240
He plays evil mind games.
289
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,739
- Did he tell you his grandmother died?
- No.
290
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,970
If he does, don't believe it. He's not above
playing the dead meemaw card.
291
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,776
Yes!
292
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,114
Enjoy the accolades now,
Wil Wheaton.
293
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,757
But like your time on
Star Trek: Next Generation...
294
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,485
...your smug self-satisfaction
will be short-lived.
295
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,524
- Penny, you're up.
- All right, remember...
296
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,293
- ...his meemaw's alive and be the ball.
- Yeah. I got it.
297
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,994
- Oh, we really need a strike here.
- I know.
298
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,265
- Take your time and concentrate.
- Leonard, stop pressuring me.
299
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,705
- I'm not pressuring you.
- You are. Just back off.
300
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,509
Okay. I'm sorry. I'll shut up.
301
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,274
I didn't mean shut up.
302
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,777
Fine.
303
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,216
Just tell me what to do and I'll do it.
304
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,716
No. This isn't fair to you, Leonard.
I'm sorry.
305
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,861
Wait, where are you going?
Penny, come back.
306
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,224
I'll get you ice cream.
307
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,958
- No, let her go.
- Are you insane?
308
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,967
If she leaves, it's over.
309
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,200
Pretty sure it's already over.
310
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,834
Tough luck, Sheldon.
311
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,873
You did this, didn't you?
312
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,380
Do you think I would break up a couple
just to win a bowling match?
313
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,716
- No, I suppose not.
- Good. Keep thinking that.
314
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,924
Wheaton...
315
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,993
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Yep.
316
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:06,605
I'm telling you, the Match.com chicks
are much looser than on eHarmony.
317
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:14,045
Oh. You know, I gotta call you back.
I won a bet and it's time to collect.
318
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,794
I don't know about you,
but I feel empowered.
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